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[♪♪♪]
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[GAS HISSING]
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NARRATOR: My sister, Tonya, was the baby of the family,
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so she was used to doing
whatever she felt like.
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When you have more kids
than parents,
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one of the kids gets a kid.
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I got Tonya.
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Are you crazy?
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I was trying to make
hot chocolate!
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That's not
the way you do it.
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Why don't you ask
somebody for help
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before you start
messing things up?
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And give me the matches.
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Are you trying to blow
the house up?
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ROCHELLE:
Chris, I smell...
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No!
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Goodness, boy,
are you crazy?
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Are you trying
to blow the whole house up?
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I tried to tell him.
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NARRATOR:
Little sisters.
You can't live with them,
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and they can't accidentally
turn up missing.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Aw, make it funky now ♪
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There you go.
Daily News.
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Here you go.Thanks.
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Tonya was trying to light
the stove, but you got blamed?
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If that little girl coughs,
I got to cover my mouth.
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I think it's pretty cool
having a brother and sister.
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No, you're lucky
you're an only child.
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Yeah, I guess.NARRATOR: Brooklyn is filled
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with Blacks, Catholics,
and Puerto Ricans.
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Greg was probably
the only only child there.
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It gets lonely once
in a while, you know.
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I don't have
to fight over the TV
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if I want to watch
a basketball game.
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At least you get
to watch a game.
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Every time I turn
on the TV,
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my sister wants
to watch the Care Bears.
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NARRATOR:
Overrated show, by the way.
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...having a little brother
and sister would be cool.
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I mean, instead,
I get toys.
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I got an Atari.
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Wait. You've got an Atari?
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NARRATOR:
Atari was the PlayStation
of 1982.
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We got one in 1994.
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We didn't get a game till 1997.
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Yep. Just got it.
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NARRATOR:
We didn't have
any electronic games,
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but we had singing into a fan.
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Who wants to play
Clean Up This Damn House?
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Me! Me!NARRATOR: I won
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the Take the Garbage Out
competition
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four years in a row.
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Hey, you want to come over
to my house after school?
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Naw, I think
I should go home.
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Oh, come on.
Forget about it.
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I only live
a couple blocks away.
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Okay.
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NARRATOR:
Just one game won't hurt,
right?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, babe, how you doing?
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Good.
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You want something to eat?
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Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
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Oh, I have a little time off.
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NARRATOR:
What actually happened was...
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Excuse me. Do you have
these in a size eight?
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Do you see me helping
somebody else?
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All that hollering
at people.
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I do not need this.
My man has two jobs.
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And you ain't no damn eight.
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Get her an 11!
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Sure you don't want something?
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No, I grabbed some breakfast
with the guys.
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I'm pretty tired.
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I'm just gonna grab a shower
and get some sleep.
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Julius.
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Yeah?
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Well, I was just thinking, uh,
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since we have the house
to ourselves
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that maybe we can do some things
that we don't usually get to do.
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What do you have
in mind?
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[CHUCKLES]
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MAN:
Come on down!
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You're the next contestant
onThe Price Is Right!
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NARRATOR:
My dad liked game shows.
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Come on, sister,
you can do it.
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NARRATOR:
He always rooted
for the black people.
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If there were
no black people on it,
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then he'd root for
anybody with a tan.
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What's the next item
up for bids, please?
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ANNOUNCER:
A new dishwasher.
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$430.
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I want the first bid
from Bennett.
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$400. $400.
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That's good.
That's right. You right.
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$625.
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Ooh, you're a fool
if you pay that much.
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$580.
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What is a man doing there
11:00 in the morning?
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He got no job?[CHUCKLES]
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$430.
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NARRATOR:
My father was like Rain Man
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when it came to guessing
how much something cost.
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How did you know that?
We don't even own a dishwasher.
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That's 'cause it cost $430.
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[♪♪♪]
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NARRATOR:
Greg's house
was a lot different
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than what I expected.
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I used to think
all white people were rich.
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I thought his house
would look more like this.
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LEACH:
And the Wuligers parlayed
their fortune into millions,
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and this fabulous estate
in Brooklyn.
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[GAME CHIMING]
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I hate these
plastic covers,
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especially
in the summer.
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They get your legs all sweaty
and make 'em stick.
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My mom used to love
plastic covers so much,
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she'd put on a second set
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to make sure
the first set looked nice.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, where's your mom?
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I live with my dad.
They split up.
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My dad said they really
didn't get along.
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NARRATOR:
Actually, she ran off
with Greg's uncle,
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but that's another episode
on a different show.
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Yes!That's all right.
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You better be happy
I don't have one of these,
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or else I'd be
tearing you up.
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I got to go.
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Hey, you want to come back over
to my house tomorrow?
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Man, you lucky
I'm leaving now.
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I'll see you
tomorrow.
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NARRATOR:
When my mother was gossiping,
nothing else mattered,
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even my father sleeping.
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So he takes you to dinner,
uh-huh, and orders
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a two-for-one special
and then he said what?
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Rochelle, Rochelle.Huh?
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I got to go to work
in a few hours, okay?
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby.Okay.
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All right. Stop!
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Julius, you got
to hear this.
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You know that guy Marcus
that works for UPS
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with the stinky cologne?Mm-hmm.
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He took Sheila
to the movies,
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bought this big ol' thing
of popcorn, two hot dogs.
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She asked him just
for a little piece,
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he told her no.Two of 'em.
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Uh-huh. Sheila said hi, baby.
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Hey, Sheila.
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Girl, he trying to sleep.
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Uh-huh, he better
have big feet
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being that cheap.
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NARRATOR:
My dad hated losing sleep,
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but he was happy when she
talked to her girlfriends.
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That way,
he didn't have to do it.
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Julius, you are not
going to believe this.
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But you know that girl
Jody Watley
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that used to be
on Soul Train?
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I heard that she's leaving
the group Shalamar
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and starting a new group
with Ashford and Simpson.
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Can you believe that?That's something.
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Ain't it?Mm-hmm.
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NARRATOR:
I stopped listening
at Jody Watley.
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Uh-huh. Right, uh-huh.
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Julius, do you smell smoke?
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No. We having smoke?
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Oh, no,
you're trying to sleep.
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Chris!
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Uh, Sheila,
let me call you back.
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Okay. Chris!
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[COUGHING]
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What in the world?
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Move, girl!
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Oh!
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Tonya, what are you doing?
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Chris did it.
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Chris!
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Chris isn't here.
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Well, where is he?
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DREW:
I don't know.
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Who put this pot on the stove?Wasn't me.
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NARRATOR:
Because of those two words,
Drew never got in trouble.
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Who tore up my back seat?
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Wasn't me.
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[♪♪♪]
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Who left my nickel laying
out here on the sidewalk?
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Wasn't me.
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Who spilt this oatmeal?
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Wasn't me.
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NARRATOR:
Would you believe
those were his first words?
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Tanya, what is this mess, girl?
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I was trying
to make hot chocolate.
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I don't want you fooling around
with this hot chocolate again,
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do you hear me?
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Now get upstairs
before I make your behind hot!
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NARRATOR:
I thought I'd see
George Bush in a do-rag
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before Tonya got in trouble.
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And where were you?
You're late.
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My bus broke down.
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Next time, you better get off
and fix it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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NARRATOR:
All right, I admit it.
I'm hooked.
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Man, it felt so good
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to see Tonya get
in trouble yesterday.
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What'd they do to her?
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My mom knocked
all her teeth out.
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Really?
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Nah, she just sent her
upstairs to her room,
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but I wish she would have
smacked her teeth out.
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Yes!
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Oh, man, it's 4:30.
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4:30! You got to go!
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I'm not supposed
to have any company over.
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If my dad finds out
you're in here,
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he's going to kill me.
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No! You got to hide!
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Hide? I can't hide.
I got to go.
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If I don't get home,
my mom's going to kill me.
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Chris, I'm serious.
Please, you gotta hide.
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NARRATOR:
Greg looked at me like his father was Ike Turner.
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Go, go, go!
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Get in there.
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As soon as the coast
is clear,
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I'll sneak you
out the back.
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Who you talking to?
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I'm talking to myself.
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You lonely?
I'll get you a gerbil.
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Now get ready
for dinner.
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[♪♪♪]
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I gotta get out of here.
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♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
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When's Chris coming home?
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I don't know. Why?
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I want to cut the hair
off my doll's head,
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but I don't want to do it
till he gets here.
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NARRATOR:
Without me
in the house to blame,
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Tonya actually
had to act right.
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Is Chris here yet?
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Nope.
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Dang!
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Is Chris home yet?
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No.Dang!
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Is Chris here yet?
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No.Dang!
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I'll sure be glad
when Chris gets back.
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Chris?
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NARRATOR:
While I was hiding
in the closet,
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the only thing
I could think about
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was getting the hell out of there and getting home.
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The biggest difference between
being in a black neighborhood
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and a white neighborhood is
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the black guys'll
beat you up and rob you.
256
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,513
The white guys'll
just beat you up.
257
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,210
Even though I was scared,
I figured
258
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,777
the best way
to get through this
259
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,431
was to act like I belonged.
260
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,520
[♪♪♪]
261
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,097
Get out of here.
262
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,794
Hey!
263
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,448
Yeah, what have we
got here, huh?
264
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,580
What are you
doing, huh?
265
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,844
Ah, forget about it,
little watermelon.
266
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,107
Keep walking!You got to keep right.
267
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,413
NARRATOR:
Where do they
come up with this stuff?
268
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:16,806
No fried chicken
around here.
269
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,242
He's right!
270
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,549
Get on out of here.Watch your back.
271
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,117
Go back to your
black neighborhood, kid.
272
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,861
Geez.
273
00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:31,429
Gregory, you got dents
all in my sofa.
274
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,475
Can you sit
in one spot,
275
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:37,784
and can you drink
out of one glass?
276
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,486
NARRATOR:
This is likeCSI: Brooklyn.
277
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,662
Gregory...
278
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,533
did you have
somebody over here?
279
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,624
I told you, no company
when I'm not here.
280
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,236
Dad, I had my friend Chris
over after school.
281
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,064
We played video games
and stuff.
282
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,370
The next time you want
to have somebody in here
283
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,242
you ask first, you understand?
284
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,591
Dad...
285
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:05,768
He's still here.
286
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,814
[♪♪♪]
287
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,601
ROCHELLE:
Chris?
288
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,646
Chris is home!
289
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,736
[SCISSORS SNIPPING]
290
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,700
Is Chris here yet?
291
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:25,701
No.
292
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,355
Hmm.
293
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,708
Who cut your doll's hair off?
294
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:33,840
Wasn't me.
295
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,758
Julius, wake up.
296
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,890
I know. Give me
five more minutes.
297
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,283
Julius.
298
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:45,155
$1762.95.
299
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,591
Julius!
300
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,897
What?
301
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,073
Did you win?Chris isn't home yet.
302
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,249
Did you check his room?
303
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,121
ROCHELLE:
I looked all over the house.
304
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,470
He's not here.
305
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,472
He should have been home
a long time ago.
306
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,561
[♪♪♪]
307
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,261
Do you think
Chris is dead?
308
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,568
NARRATOR:
In my neighborhood,
being 15 minutes late
309
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,049
could mean you're dead.
310
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,180
He's not dead.
311
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,529
He's just late.
312
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,402
[CHRIS SCREAMING]
313
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,058
NARRATOR:
Still not dead.
314
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,367
ART:
Hey.
315
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,629
Chris.
316
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,066
Art, do you know
this kid?
317
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,110
Yeah, sure.
318
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,289
You know that guy?
319
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,729
Let's go.
320
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,819
[SCREAMING]
321
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,432
Get in.
322
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,521
MAN:
No! Help me!
323
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,523
[MAN SCREAMING]
324
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,529
Did he say he was doing
something after school?
325
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,662
No. He was just supposed
to pick up my dry cleaning.
326
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,969
Maybe it wasn't done yet.
327
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,015
I'll see if he's over there.
328
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,060
[♪♪♪]
329
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,725
Chris!
330
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,205
Chris, oh, thank goodness.
331
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,641
Are you okay?Yeah, I'm okay.
332
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,948
Oh, I'm so happy
you're all right.
333
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,211
I'm gonna kill you!
Where you been, boy?
334
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,213
Who are you?
335
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,779
Wuliger. Art Wuliger.
336
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,738
I'm Greg's dad.Greg who?
337
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,175
I'm Greg.
We go to school together.
338
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:33,611
[SIGHS]
339
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,483
Greg asked me to come over
after school.
340
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,180
We were just hanging out.
341
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,356
[MOCKINGLY]
Oh, "We were just hanging out."
342
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,141
I'm over here worried sick,
and you were hanging out?
343
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,664
Have you lost your mind?
344
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,970
If you're gonna go over
to somebody's house,
345
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,406
you got to let
somebody know.
346
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,364
They don't have a phone
at Greg's house?
347
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,800
I don't care
where you are.
348
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,759
You be like E.T.,
you phone home!
349
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,500
I need to know
where you are,
350
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,806
who you're with
and what you're doing.
351
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,765
How do I know you're not
selling drugs?
352
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,201
I mean,
you could be kingpin
353
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,247
of a Columbian drug cartel
for all I know.
354
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,467
I'm not out there selling drugs.How do I know that?
355
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,643
NARRATOR:
My mother had
one goal in life
356
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,210
for her kids:
don't sell drugs.
357
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,951
As long as they weren't
doing that,
358
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,779
almost everything else
was okay.
359
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,217
Ma'am, your son
shot the mayor.
360
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,697
Did he sell drugs?No.
361
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,481
Get in here, boy.
362
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,137
Your son killed the governor,
kidnapped his daughter,
363
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,486
robbed the president
and ran a red light.
364
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,488
He ain't sell no drugs, did he?No, ma'am.
365
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,186
Boy, get in here.
366
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,059
Upstairs.
367
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,365
Right now.
368
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,757
Is Chris gonna
get in trouble?
369
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,281
Is that your business?
370
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:38,633
Hey...
371
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,375
Thanks for bringing him home.Yeah.
372
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,465
Next time, keep
a better eye on your kid.
373
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,034
Hey.
374
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,731
What you trying to say?
375
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,167
I'm just saying,
376
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,344
I'm on my own, I work,
I got my own kid.
377
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,825
You think I got time
to run around the neighborhood
378
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,001
looking for your kid?I said thank you.
379
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,611
What you want, a cookie?
380
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,004
NARRATOR:
He did sort of want a cookie.
381
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,745
Your boy's the one
had him over there.
382
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,181
Oh, he didn't kidnap him.
383
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,358
Know what?
384
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,970
You don't have to worry
about Chris from here on out.
385
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,016
That sounds like the best idea
I've heard all night.
386
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,887
Come on, Greg.
387
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,368
[♪♪♪]
388
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,761
Gregory.
389
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,164
Hey.
390
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,904
You get in
a lot of trouble?
391
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,732
My dad grounded me.
392
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,734
Plus, he took away
my Atari for a week.
393
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,214
How about you?
394
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,173
My mom said that if I ever
did that again
395
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,088
she'd slap all
the tartar off my teeth.
396
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,307
Plus, my dad says I can't
come over anymore.
397
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,961
Lucky for you,
398
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,311
'cause next time we played,
I was gonna stomp you.
399
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,400
Man, you wish.
400
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,275
Well, see ya.
401
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,626
Yeah. See ya.
402
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,499
[♪♪♪]
403
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,336
[DOOR CLOSES]
404
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,513
Hey.
405
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,820
Your dad said you couldn't
come over to my house.
406
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,040
He didn't say I couldn't
come over to yours.
407
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,870
[BEATBOXING, DISTORTED]
408
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:39,319
NARRATOR:
Even though we were spending 12 cents' worth of electricity,
409
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,625
my father thought
it was worth it.
410
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,671
[CONTINUES BEATBOXING]
411
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,979
[DOOR CLOSES]
412
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,111
Greg?
413
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,550
Hey, Dad.
414
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,946
What's this?
415
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,600
How you doing?
416
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,558
GREG:
I went over
to Chris's house.
417
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,082
His dad brought
me home.
418
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,086
Look, I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
419
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,829
I just didn't want that
to get in the way of the boys.
420
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,877
You two are real buddies, huh?
421
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,097
Yeah.Yeah.
422
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:21,056
JULIUS:
Anyway, I just
wanted to make sure
423
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,406
Greg made it home okay.
424
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,929
Yeah. Thanks.
425
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,497
Hey, Dad, can Chris
stay for a little while?
426
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,369
[♪♪♪]
427
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:31,893
Yeah, sure.
428
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,161
Julius,
you a beer-drinking man?
429
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,554
Is it cold?
430
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,339
Come on.
431
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,385
[♪♪♪]
432
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,348
NARRATOR:
After that, things kind
of went back to normal.
433
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,133
Mom started working again.
434
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,222
So she let Dad
get some sleep.
435
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,746
Drew still didn't get blamed
for anything,
436
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,965
and even thought Tonya
got on my nerves,
437
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,012
I thought maybe it was time
to do something nice for her.
438
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,623
Now that's how
you make hot chocolate.
439
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,103
Thanks, Chris.
440
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,063
Uh-uh. What are you doing?Having hot chocolate.
441
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,370
I told her she couldn't
have any hot chocolate.
442
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,024
That's what I tried
to tell him.
443
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:20,420
♪ Everybody hates Chris ♪
444
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,644
NARRATOR:
Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.
445
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,692
[♪♪♪]
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