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You can have all the olives
you want, but the vodka?
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Come on, baby.
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You know you got to wait
nine months for that.
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I'm not pregnant. [sighs]
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I met the surrogate mom-inator.
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She was even more unhinged
than Eva.
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I think her name was Ana?
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Weird. I'm sure Eva said
her name was Leslie.
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LESLIE:
I want Ted
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and Nicole to look back
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and remember me
toying with them.
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And I want them to feel
like damn fools.
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That kind of power
could be useful to you
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when the time is right.
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I don't take bribes.
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Don't play stupid, Martin.
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You know what I mean.
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JAN:
Derek's moving in with Ashley.
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She just texted to let me know.
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[sighs] Two people
in that tiny apartment?
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It is going to be crowded.
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Especially if they
have to find space
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for their big old
fireman's pole.
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[laughing]
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Wha...?
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[laughter]
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Oh, it's just that
Mona is so funny.
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You know what?
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That is one of the things
I love most about you.
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Never thought of myself
as all that funny,
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but it's nice to be appreciated.
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[laughter]
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In fact, you know what?
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Both of you mean
the world to me.
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You do.
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And I wouldn't have been able
to start over in a new city
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if it hadn't been
for your friendship.
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Leslie, are-are you all right?
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'Cause you're talking like
you're never gonna see us again.
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[light piano music playing]
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Hey, babe, can you
come here for a second?
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Ted, what is this?
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I thought we'd have a private
pre-anniversary celebration
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before the extravaganza
tomorrow.
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You are so sweet and thoughtful,
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and I cannot wait to pop
that bottle, but...
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I understand.
I know it's urgent.
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I'll get you an answer
right away.
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We are having
a little appetizer emergency.
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They have to make
a last-minute substitution.
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Uh, how do you feel
about chicken sauté
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- instead of shrimp appetizer?
- Sure.
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Chicken sauté will be fine.
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Yes. Thanks.
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Bye.
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Great. Problem solved.
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Thanks, Eva.
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Now, we can get back
to that champagne?
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Um, I'm afraid
I can't let you two
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have this little celebration.
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♪ ♪
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I'm impressed.
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You made it
halfway through lunch
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without mentioning
your ulterior motive.
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Very circumspect, my darling.
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Well, what's wrong
with thinking you might enjoy
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revisiting the sight of your
triumphant return to the stage?
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Let's start with: karaoke
is not a real performance.
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And yet it netted you
a valid offer
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for a real comeback concert.
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- Vernon...
- Why are you hesitating, huh?
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The crowd loved you.
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And your voice sounded
just as glorious
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as the first time
I heard you sing.
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My love, your ears
must be biased,
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because that's just not true.
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My voice has aged,
just like the rest of me.
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Like fine wine.
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When you spoke to the agent,
you said you'd consider it
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if Dani and Naomi
accompanied you.
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Have you even discussed
the possibility with them?
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Why raise the question
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when I haven't decided
to do it myself?
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What's stopping you? Hmm?
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And what will it take
to get you to say yes?
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I got a whole bunch
more stuff in my car.
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Uh, honey, I don't know how
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we're gonna fit all of your
things in this tiny apartment.
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Babe, you knew
I'd be bringing stuff with me.
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Yeah, but I didn't know you'd
be bringing your own furniture.
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I thought you'd leave
that ratty old chair
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with your roommates.
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Herbert goes where I go.
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Of course you brought
a chair with a name.
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What was I thinking?
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Herbie was the very first
piece of furniture I bought
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when I moved into my old place.
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My chair buddy has
great sentimental value.
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Oh, and I have a lamp that will
go perfectly in this spot,
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instead of
your funny-shaped vase.
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No. I used a very big chunk
of my very first paycheck
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from the hospital
to pay for this vase.
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Right. So we can
keep it somewhere
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a little more out of the way.
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Absolutely not.
This vase is one of a kind.
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- I mean, if it's even valuable.
- Oh, it is.
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Then maybe we should sell it,
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make some money
and free up space.
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[chuckles]
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♪ ♪
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[distorted grunting]
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- [knocking at door]
- [gasps]
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How you doing, cousin?
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Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting
anything important.
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I'm happy for the distraction.
What's good?
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I'm trying
to figure out something,
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and you're the person
in the family
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best qualified
to give me advice.
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Always happy
to lend my expertise.
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Great. I want to talk
about threesomes.
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I think you've confused
being gay
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with being
in an open relationship.
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Smitty and I
are boringly monogamous,
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so no threesomes.
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Chill, Martin.
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I'm not trying to make
any assumptions
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about your relationship.
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I wanted to talk to you
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because you're the only person
in the family,
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that I know of,
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that's actually thought about
their sexuality.
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Most people just
take it for granted.
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So, what about threesomes?
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The other night, I was with
this husband and wife,
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Craig and Allison.
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It wasn't our first time
we had been together,
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but this time, Allison was
more into me than Craig was.
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Frankly, he ended up
as more of a spectator.
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Did that make you uncomfortable?
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More the opposite.
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It was exciting,
and I just didn't expect it.
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I kind of felt like
I was letting Craig down
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by not including him more.
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Did he complain?
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No.
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[chuckles]
I don't see the problem.
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From what I understand,
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straight men actually enjoy
two women getting together.
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I guess the problem is me.
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I suddenly began to wonder
what would happen
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if I spent time with Allison
one-on-one.
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Get to know her
a little bit better
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outside of the bedroom.
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So it's not the threesome.
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It's the scariness of actually
caring about one person.
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I mean, I've been
with women before.
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You know, I like to keep
my options open.
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But I never really thought about
what would happen
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if it became more than
just a casual hookup.
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Meaning if you were gay or bi
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instead of just experimenting.
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I don't like limits or labels.
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Or maybe being serious
with anyone.
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- Would you wipe
that smirk off your face? - [chuckles]
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This is too damn complicated.
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You're certainly
making it that way.
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What do you want me to do?
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I want you to tell me that
everything I'm doing is okay.
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Everything you're doing is okay.
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I don't understand
why you are so determined
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to have me do this.
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Because you were so happy
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singing in front
of an audience again.
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It was like you discovered
a lost part of yourself.
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And I want you to feel that way
all the time.
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There's a whole new generation
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that deserves to experience
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the glory of you
performing live,
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just like I did.
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But it wouldn't be like
when you first met me, though.
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I didn't start out
as a solo act.
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I was just
one of the Articulettes.
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There was nothing better
than singing with those girls.
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I mean, yes, I had more fame and
success as a solo artist, but...
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those women were my sisters.
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And honestly,
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what I loved most
was performing with them.
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And I suppose in
some hypothetical universe...
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...if we were
to sing together...
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...maybe I'd consider
performing again.
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I think an Articulettes reunion
is a wonderful idea.
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We should mention it
to the agent.
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Um, it's not that simple.
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The breakup of the group
was far from amicable, and...
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I am not proud of the way
I treated Tracy and Sharon.
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I don't even know
if it'd be possible,
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to make up for what I've done.
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[chuckles softly]
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Hey, honey, you know,
I already have a shower caddy,
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so there's just no place
to hang this one.
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Yeah, but yours is full
of all your girly products.
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I need space for my body wash
and shaving cream
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that doesn't smell
like chrysanthemums.
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There's just no room.
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I can install a hook
in the shower,
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hang it from the ceiling.
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Yeah, I suppose that'll work.
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Of course it will.
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As long as we compromise,
everything will work.
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Hey, uh, what shift
did you pull tomorrow?
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- Me, too. Which means
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we're both gonna need
the shower at the same time.
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God, I forgot how tough it is
when we have to deal with that.
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I wish we had a second bathroom.
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Well, did you also forget
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how much fun it is
for us to share a shower?
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Okay.
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I'm seeing major advantages
to living together.
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I was watching social media
and they were saying
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how important it is
to let your friends know
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how much they mean to you
on a regular basis.
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It-it sounded like
a good idea to me.
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I guess it wasn't.
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- No, no, it is, it is.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'll go next.
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I am so happy that I have
you and Mona as my besties.
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You guys keep me sane.
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- LESLIE: Oh.
- MONA: Really?
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[laughter]
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Our friendship is
a blessing to me, too.
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[chuckling]
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Oh, I better get back
to the house.
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There's so many
last-minute things to do
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before the anniversary party.
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Yeah, I bet that party is
going to be a really big deal.
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You know it. Nobody does
a gala like the Duprees.
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They practically invented them.
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Or at least gave them a glow-up.
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If you're headed out,
I'm gonna go check in on Ashley
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and see if she needs any help
with the big move.
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All right.
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Now, Eva, I know
you don't want to keep me
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from enjoying special quality
time with my beautiful wife.
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That is the last thing
I want to do.
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But it is my job to make sure
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that everything about this party
goes off without a hitch.
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And unfortunately,
I need Nicole's help to do that.
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Of course you do.
Let's get it done.
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But I hate disappointing Ted.
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I mean, the champagne,
the strawberries...
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It's the most romantic thing
I've ever seen.
253
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I don't think I'll ever have
what you two have found.
254
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,262
Don't say that.
255
00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:17,883
You are just as capable
as anyone
256
00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:20,227
of finding a loving
and happy relationship.
257
00:12:20,331 --> 00:12:23,365
I don't think
that's in the cards for me.
258
00:12:23,469 --> 00:12:26,745
I'm the one men leave,
not the one they choose.
259
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,021
Eva, I don't want you
to think like that.
260
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,538
You just haven't met
your person yet.
261
00:12:31,641 --> 00:12:35,124
One day, you'll be planning
your very own anniversary party
262
00:12:35,227 --> 00:12:36,779
with your very own family.
263
00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:39,572
You sound so convincing.
264
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,676
I almost believe
it could happen.
265
00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:49,572
[keys rattling]
266
00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:52,262
JAN:
Ashley?
267
00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:55,365
What in God's name
is outside your door?
268
00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:04,710
Catering correction.
Flowers. Sound system.
269
00:13:04,814 --> 00:13:07,883
I think we have
a completed list.
270
00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,434
- Hallelujah.
- [laughter]
271
00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:13,193
Now, Eva, you can go on home
and relax.
272
00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:14,607
Doctor's orders.
273
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,676
Well, I'll leave you two
to your strawberries.
274
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,607
Thank you.
275
00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:22,055
TED:
Bye, Eva.
276
00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:23,434
Bye, Ted.
277
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,021
Now I have you all to myself.
278
00:13:28,814 --> 00:13:29,952
Let me feed my beautiful woman.
279
00:13:30,055 --> 00:13:31,917
- MONA: Nicole?
- NICOLE: Uh...
280
00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:33,814
Mona. Of course.
281
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:35,262
I'm so glad you're both here.
282
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:37,021
I wanted to let you know,
283
00:13:37,124 --> 00:13:40,538
I am giving the rest of the
household staff tomorrow off.
284
00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:43,158
I figured you might want
some privacy after your party.
285
00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:44,538
[laughter]
286
00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,434
Privacy is always appreciated.
287
00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:48,779
I also wanted to talk to you
about some discussion
288
00:13:48,883 --> 00:13:50,469
that the gardener and I
have been having
289
00:13:50,572 --> 00:13:52,400
for how to update
the look of the backyard.
290
00:13:52,503 --> 00:13:55,641
L-Let me just pull up
a few images.
291
00:13:56,641 --> 00:13:59,538
Now, I want you to know that
I'm not married to any of this.
292
00:13:59,641 --> 00:14:02,124
There are plenty
of different options.
293
00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:03,469
No time like the present.
294
00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:06,814
Thanks for meeting with me,
Granddad.
295
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:09,400
Sorry if I seem
a little frazzled.
296
00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:12,986
It's been kind of
a complicated day.
297
00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:14,124
No problem, Martin.
298
00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:15,641
What did you want to talk about?
299
00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:17,262
LESLIE:
Oh, my.
300
00:14:17,365 --> 00:14:19,469
Are you...?
Oh, of course you are.
301
00:14:19,572 --> 00:14:23,296
You must be the senator,
Vernon Dupree,
302
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,710
and Congressman
Martin Richardson. Oh.
303
00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:30,296
Yeah. I'm flattered
you remember me.
304
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,641
Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
305
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:33,572
Oh. Oh, the pleasure's all mine.
306
00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:36,676
And I am so honored. [laughs]
307
00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:38,400
Uh... [clears throat]
308
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,296
You look like you'd appreciate
a nice brownie.
309
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,745
- I-I love brownies.
- LESLIE: It's just a gift.
310
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:43,814
Just a little gift, that's all.
311
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,848
I mean, I didn't mean
to intrude.
312
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,883
Actually, I normally
don't talk to strangers,
313
00:14:48,986 --> 00:14:52,262
but I am such a huge fan
of the Duprees.
314
00:14:52,365 --> 00:14:56,296
And I just had to come over here
and-and say hello.
315
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,503
- I'm so excited.
- Thank you. I...
316
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:02,021
No, you. You, and you!
317
00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:04,089
All of you. All of the Duprees.
318
00:15:04,193 --> 00:15:07,365
Do you know what role models
you are to me?
319
00:15:07,469 --> 00:15:08,400
How y-you...
320
00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:10,469
You actually inspire me.
321
00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:13,193
You do.
I mean, I know it sounds crazy,
322
00:15:13,296 --> 00:15:17,089
but I think of you all the time.
323
00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:20,055
I think about everything
you represent.
324
00:15:20,158 --> 00:15:22,676
I mean, really, who else
325
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:25,883
would make sure that Bigfoot
326
00:15:25,986 --> 00:15:28,158
is getting privacy
when he's hiking?
327
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:33,296
Or that Atlantis stays under
the water, where it belongs?
328
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,262
Oh, my goodness.
329
00:15:35,365 --> 00:15:38,296
I just, I just want
to say thank you.
330
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,917
Thank you so much,
from the bottom of my heart.
331
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:45,227
Because if it wasn't for you...
[gasps softly]
332
00:15:45,331 --> 00:15:49,469
...truly, my life
wouldn't be what it is today
333
00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:51,331
without the Duprees.
334
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:52,607
Oh!
335
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,400
[squeals] The Duprees!
336
00:15:55,503 --> 00:15:57,158
[camera clicks]
337
00:15:57,262 --> 00:15:59,124
[laughing]:
Okay. Oh, my gosh.
338
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,124
♪ ♪
339
00:16:08,986 --> 00:16:10,814
ASHLEY:
Mom, you have to start knocking
340
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:13,089
instead of just
letting yourself in.
341
00:16:13,193 --> 00:16:16,434
I guess so, now that I might be
interrupting something.
342
00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:19,710
It's not about that.
It's just simple privacy.
343
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:22,158
I think its eyes
are following me.
344
00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:23,572
Yeah, they do that.
345
00:16:23,676 --> 00:16:25,572
Maybe I should have left it
in the hallway.
346
00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:27,745
Does he have a name, too?
347
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,710
Name a stuffed moose head?
Come on, Ash.
348
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,469
I won him in a raffle
at the station.
349
00:16:32,572 --> 00:16:34,952
I kept him tucked away
in the garage at my old place.
350
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:36,400
It's not really me.
351
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:38,158
Just didn't have the heart
to tell the guys that, though.
352
00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:40,262
Well, so it's not
really me, either.
353
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,400
So it's not going on the wall
of my apartment.
354
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:46,296
Uh, it's our apartment,
remember?
355
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,572
- Of course she does.
- [Ashley chuckles]
356
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,641
I know it can be a little rough
when you start living together.
357
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,883
Lucky for you two,
I am here to help
358
00:16:54,986 --> 00:16:56,814
smooth out any little bumps.
359
00:16:56,917 --> 00:17:00,503
Compromise is the magic word.
360
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,641
Maybe you two
could start compromising
361
00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,021
by keeping the moose head.
362
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,538
But putting it in the closet.
I'll make room for it.
363
00:17:06,641 --> 00:17:08,227
No, Mom, you'll mess
everything up in there.
364
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:12,296
Nonsense. I have a great sense
of spatial relationships.
365
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,883
It's like my superpower.
We can make this fit.
366
00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:16,193
Mom, stop.
I have everything organized
367
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,779
according to a system!
368
00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:19,814
I'm just trying to help.
369
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,572
Am I supposed to adhere
370
00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:23,193
to this anal shelving system?
371
00:17:23,296 --> 00:17:26,434
[clears throat] Do you have
a system of your own?
372
00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:29,331
Yeah, I put stuff
where there's space.
373
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:32,814
Which is a sure way to make sure
there never is any space.
374
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,848
Look, I'll train you
on my system, it's very easy.
375
00:17:35,952 --> 00:17:38,227
I-I don't need a lesson on how
to put things on shelves.
376
00:17:38,331 --> 00:17:42,745
Children,
I suggest that you divide
377
00:17:42,848 --> 00:17:45,572
the closet in half,
and each of you can organize
378
00:17:45,676 --> 00:17:46,986
their sections
the way they see fit.
379
00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:50,572
- No.
- No.
380
00:17:50,676 --> 00:17:52,917
At least you agree on something.
381
00:18:17,607 --> 00:18:19,227
ALLISON:
Chelsea. Hi.
382
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,641
Are you too busy,
or would you like some company?
383
00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:24,089
Hey, Allison.
384
00:18:24,193 --> 00:18:25,503
Your text was a nice surprise.
385
00:18:25,607 --> 00:18:28,503
I mean, too bad Craig's
at work and can't get away.
386
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:33,227
Oh, no worries. I actually
wanted to talk to you alone.
387
00:18:33,331 --> 00:18:36,089
That sounds like trouble.
But I like it.
388
00:18:37,745 --> 00:18:39,848
Should I,
should I be concerned?
389
00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:42,676
No. No.
390
00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:44,538
Okay, act--
I'm actually concerned now.
391
00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:46,089
What's up?
392
00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:49,607
It's the other night.
393
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,848
I can't stop thinking about it.
394
00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:56,607
What happened between us
was incredible.
395
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,400
I agree.
396
00:18:58,503 --> 00:19:02,607
I mean, the two of us,
without Craig.
397
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,814
It was different
than any other night
398
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,055
I'd spent with you two,
399
00:19:07,158 --> 00:19:10,365
which is usually more of a...
group project.
400
00:19:10,469 --> 00:19:12,021
I mean, the group element
was the part
401
00:19:12,124 --> 00:19:13,917
that interested you the most,
you said.
402
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,434
A-And Craig and I love variety.
403
00:19:16,538 --> 00:19:18,400
I mean, it's the spice of life,
after all.
404
00:19:18,503 --> 00:19:21,779
Yes, and we had fun.
405
00:19:21,883 --> 00:19:24,641
But I enjoyed
this particular spice
406
00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:26,745
much more than I expected.
407
00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:28,021
And...
408
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:32,021
...I might want
to experience that again,
409
00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:35,124
without other added ingredients,
410
00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:36,572
if you catch my drift.
411
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,469
I think I do.
412
00:19:39,814 --> 00:19:41,227
So...
413
00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:44,848
...would that be something
you might be interested in?
414
00:19:56,089 --> 00:19:59,124
♪ ♪
415
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,434
♪ ♪
416
00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:25,055
Hey. So do you think
that this wig
417
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,469
matches my dress?
418
00:20:26,572 --> 00:20:29,434
Or maybe I should
try another one?
419
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:30,917
If I didn't know any better,
420
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,331
I'd say you were trying
to impress the Duprees.
421
00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:35,710
Impress them? Girl, please.
422
00:20:35,814 --> 00:20:37,503
I could wear a garbage bag
423
00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:39,745
and still run circles
around Nicole.
424
00:20:39,848 --> 00:20:41,710
What's three plus three?
425
00:20:41,814 --> 00:20:43,124
It's six,
and that's not the phrase.
426
00:20:43,227 --> 00:20:44,296
It's "What's four plus four?"
427
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,365
Ate! Ah, thank you.
428
00:20:47,469 --> 00:20:51,986
I agree your mama
is eating this wig.
429
00:20:52,089 --> 00:20:54,124
But I think I'm gonna
swap it out
430
00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:56,848
and give Miss Tina a break here.
431
00:20:56,952 --> 00:20:58,158
Mmm.
432
00:20:58,262 --> 00:21:00,883
You should go with whatever
makes you feel the best.
433
00:21:00,986 --> 00:21:02,607
Oh, I always do.
434
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:03,952
Mm.
435
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,503
So guess who I saw.
436
00:21:07,296 --> 00:21:08,986
Congressman Martin Richardson
437
00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:13,538
and the almighty Vernon Dupree
at Orphey Gene's.
438
00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:15,469
And I made sure
they noticed me, honey.
439
00:21:15,572 --> 00:21:18,503
I got all up in their faces
440
00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:22,469
and acted like
I was a fawning groupie,
441
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:26,227
and I just let them know
how much I just love the Duprees
442
00:21:26,331 --> 00:21:28,779
and how amazing they are, and...
443
00:21:28,883 --> 00:21:31,124
Mama, I thought this
was all about Ted.
444
00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:33,296
Why are you making it
about the Duprees?
445
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,400
- Well...
- Look, the bigger this thing gets...
446
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,021
Calm down already, okay?
447
00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:41,124
Always catching an attitude
for no reason.
448
00:21:41,227 --> 00:21:45,917
This is not having anything
to do with our plan, all right?
449
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:49,262
I know all about
the Articulettes.
450
00:21:49,365 --> 00:21:50,745
Honey, please.
451
00:21:50,848 --> 00:21:55,158
I lost my virginity with Anita
playing in the background, baby.
452
00:21:55,262 --> 00:21:57,469
Okay, please tell me
you're kidding.
453
00:21:57,572 --> 00:21:58,848
About which part?
454
00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:02,158
All of it.
You are playing with fire.
455
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,745
You look mighty pensive
over there, son.
456
00:22:09,848 --> 00:22:12,745
Been thinking
about my constituents.
457
00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:17,089
People like that woman
who was talking to us before.
458
00:22:17,193 --> 00:22:19,089
They've put their faith in me.
459
00:22:19,193 --> 00:22:22,296
And you've justified
their belief in you, Martin.
460
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:26,055
When I'm awake, I believe that.
461
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:30,883
The dream, huh?
462
00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:34,469
It's back, for the first
time in a while.
463
00:22:35,572 --> 00:22:37,572
I'm sorry to hear that.
464
00:22:37,676 --> 00:22:39,262
Do you know what triggered it?
465
00:22:40,779 --> 00:22:43,365
I ran into Bill earlier.
466
00:22:43,469 --> 00:22:46,641
Maybe that helped
the memories come back.
467
00:22:46,745 --> 00:22:48,745
It's not like
they're that far away.
468
00:22:48,848 --> 00:22:53,779
I hate that Bill Hamilton
is involved in this...
469
00:22:53,883 --> 00:22:55,883
but the one good quality he has
470
00:22:55,986 --> 00:22:59,055
is that he can
keep his mouth shut,
471
00:22:59,158 --> 00:23:01,710
at least
when it's to his benefit.
472
00:23:02,745 --> 00:23:06,365
Is Bill's mouth one reason
you argued against my running?
473
00:23:09,503 --> 00:23:10,814
I do have reservations
474
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:12,883
about you running
for president, Martin.
475
00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:17,296
Is it possible that
your concerns about running
476
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,607
brought the dream back?
477
00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:20,124
Could be.
478
00:23:20,227 --> 00:23:23,158
I've been so worried
about Tyrell
479
00:23:23,262 --> 00:23:25,296
that maybe that
was a distraction.
480
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,434
But now that my son's issues
seem to be resolved,
481
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:32,986
it's given space
for my old demons to return.
482
00:23:33,089 --> 00:23:35,400
And I'd give anything
483
00:23:35,503 --> 00:23:38,021
for a way to get rid of them
for good.
484
00:23:39,296 --> 00:23:41,262
Don't leave
a girl hanging out here
485
00:23:41,365 --> 00:23:43,572
with her heart on her sleeve
like that.
486
00:23:43,676 --> 00:23:45,814
Here's the thing, Chelsea.
487
00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:46,848
Craig and I are a unit.
488
00:23:46,952 --> 00:23:49,779
We wear matching fits.
We do 5Ks.
489
00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:52,538
We have a pact to only go to
new restaurants with each other,
490
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:55,469
and we've always
partied together.
491
00:23:55,572 --> 00:23:57,641
I understand that.
492
00:23:57,745 --> 00:23:59,296
And I want to respect
any boundaries
493
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,710
that you have
in your relationship.
494
00:24:01,814 --> 00:24:03,055
But, I mean,
it's not like we have
495
00:24:03,158 --> 00:24:05,331
any hard-and-fast parameters
when it comes to that.
496
00:24:05,434 --> 00:24:06,814
You know, in fact,
our marriage is happy
497
00:24:06,917 --> 00:24:08,572
because we're free to do
what we like
498
00:24:08,676 --> 00:24:09,779
outside of each other, too,
499
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,469
as long as we're transparent.
500
00:24:13,572 --> 00:24:15,745
Well, in the spirit
of transparency,
501
00:24:15,848 --> 00:24:17,434
I got to keep it a buck.
502
00:24:18,538 --> 00:24:20,434
I'm feeling you, Allison.
503
00:24:20,538 --> 00:24:23,434
And I was nervous as hell
to have this conversation.
504
00:24:23,538 --> 00:24:25,503
Come on.
Aren't we past playing coy?
505
00:24:25,607 --> 00:24:28,503
I mean, in some ways, yeah,
but this is different.
506
00:24:28,607 --> 00:24:32,434
The way you read me
and anticipate my needs,
507
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:34,814
the warmth that I feel
when I hug you.
508
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:38,262
The way I cannot stop
thinking about the other night.
509
00:24:38,365 --> 00:24:40,365
And I was worried
how you would react
510
00:24:40,469 --> 00:24:42,021
to me telling you
how I really feel.
511
00:24:42,124 --> 00:24:44,434
And hand to God,
512
00:24:44,538 --> 00:24:46,883
I don't want to offend
your relationship,
513
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,641
but I just couldn't stop myself
from reaching out.
514
00:24:51,952 --> 00:24:54,227
And I'm falling hard, huh?
515
00:24:54,331 --> 00:24:56,814
You're not alone
in your feelings, Chelsea.
516
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,538
I can't deny that I feel
a spark, too, you know?
517
00:24:59,641 --> 00:25:03,400
In and out of the bedroom.
518
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:06,572
So if you're okay with Craig
knowing all about it,
519
00:25:06,676 --> 00:25:10,296
then I'm definitely open
to a solo encounter with you.
520
00:25:11,503 --> 00:25:13,400
I am more than okay with that.
521
00:25:16,055 --> 00:25:18,469
- I have something else to ask.
- Mm?
522
00:25:18,572 --> 00:25:22,158
How about we get
a little wild first?
523
00:25:22,262 --> 00:25:24,158
Ooh, surprise me, baby.
524
00:25:24,262 --> 00:25:27,124
How about we have a real talk?
525
00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:29,296
A real conversation?
526
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,986
See what lies beneath
the connection IRL?
527
00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:37,124
I think we could both
use a drink after today.
528
00:25:37,227 --> 00:25:40,055
Moving is supposed to be one
of the great traumas of life.
529
00:25:40,158 --> 00:25:42,089
And you weren't
even the one moving.
530
00:25:42,193 --> 00:25:43,469
And yet...
531
00:25:44,883 --> 00:25:46,538
- Hi, guys.
- ASHLEY: Hi. - DEREK: Hey.
532
00:25:46,641 --> 00:25:48,158
- Good to see you.
- ASHLEY: Good to see you.
533
00:25:48,262 --> 00:25:50,021
- You look so pretty.
- ASHLEY: You look gorgeous.
534
00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:51,296
- What's going on, bro?
- ASHLEY: As always.
535
00:25:52,779 --> 00:25:53,848
You look happy.
536
00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:56,641
That's because I am
back to practicing
537
00:25:56,745 --> 00:25:59,262
the type of law that will
let me sleep at night.
538
00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:02,538
I'm gonna have no problem
conking out, that is for sure.
539
00:26:02,641 --> 00:26:04,227
Yeah, you do look
a little worn out, bro.
540
00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:06,227
I didn't hear about any fires
on the police scanner.
541
00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:07,883
No, no, I was doing something
much more stressful
542
00:26:07,986 --> 00:26:09,814
than dousing flames.
543
00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:11,055
Moving in with Ashley.
544
00:26:12,365 --> 00:26:13,538
JACOB:
Okay.
545
00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:16,158
I think I'd enjoy
getting to know you out of bed.
546
00:26:16,262 --> 00:26:18,434
How about we order
some appetizers and cocktails?
547
00:26:18,538 --> 00:26:20,365
NAOMI:
Chels. Hi.
548
00:26:20,469 --> 00:26:22,193
You and your friend
should come join us.
549
00:26:22,296 --> 00:26:23,641
I mean, the more the merrier.
550
00:26:25,227 --> 00:26:29,469
Mama, you do know Martin
and Vernon never wronged us.
551
00:26:29,572 --> 00:26:30,952
Oh, I know.
552
00:26:31,055 --> 00:26:35,469
Ted's the one that used me
and threw us both away.
553
00:26:35,572 --> 00:26:39,986
But when it all
comes down to it,
554
00:26:40,089 --> 00:26:43,434
it's really
that Nicole Dupree's fault.
555
00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:46,641
I mean, Ted couldn't give up
that glamour
556
00:26:46,745 --> 00:26:50,365
and status of hers, but...
557
00:26:50,469 --> 00:26:53,814
Except it's really not
her glamour and status.
558
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:56,952
I mean, it's not like
she earned it, right?
559
00:26:57,055 --> 00:27:00,124
I mean, the child was born with
a silver spoon in her mouth.
560
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,296
And that's because she had
561
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,193
a senator daddy and a diva mom.
562
00:27:06,296 --> 00:27:07,986
Hmm.
563
00:27:08,089 --> 00:27:10,262
So, the way I see it,
564
00:27:10,365 --> 00:27:13,055
all that suffering
and abandonment
565
00:27:13,158 --> 00:27:15,745
that you and I experienced
566
00:27:15,848 --> 00:27:20,021
is really the whole
Dupree family's fault.
567
00:27:21,089 --> 00:27:23,365
And they deserve to pay.
568
00:27:23,469 --> 00:27:27,021
I guess, in a karmic sense,
that might be true.
569
00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:31,089
No, baby, literally.
570
00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:33,055
They need to pay.
571
00:27:33,158 --> 00:27:35,296
In, like, cash.
572
00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:38,986
And I bet they'd be
willing to ante up
573
00:27:39,089 --> 00:27:42,917
to preserve Ted's reputation,
which, of course,
574
00:27:43,021 --> 00:27:47,331
will protect their
precious Nicole from scandal.
575
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:51,089
Once we reveal it to the world,
we lose our leverage.
576
00:27:52,262 --> 00:27:55,400
So, in order
to maximize our power,
577
00:27:55,503 --> 00:27:57,814
we have to take our time,
578
00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:02,365
milk them for every penny
we can get,
579
00:28:02,469 --> 00:28:05,124
and then once
we've bled them dry,
580
00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:08,538
ooh, we can blow Ted's secret
581
00:28:08,641 --> 00:28:12,089
sky high, baby! [laughs]
582
00:28:17,814 --> 00:28:19,434
I wish we could talk
to someone with expertise
583
00:28:19,538 --> 00:28:21,710
about your issues.
584
00:28:21,814 --> 00:28:23,710
Mom would be
the most logical choice.
585
00:28:23,814 --> 00:28:25,848
No, we...
586
00:28:25,952 --> 00:28:29,296
couldn't bring Nicole into this.
587
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,952
We don't want to burden
anyone else with this secret
588
00:28:32,055 --> 00:28:33,779
who doesn't already know.
589
00:28:34,986 --> 00:28:37,400
No, there's too much
at stake, Martin.
590
00:28:37,503 --> 00:28:40,469
Not just for you,
but for the whole family.
591
00:28:40,572 --> 00:28:43,572
Believe me, I know.
592
00:28:43,676 --> 00:28:46,055
And I hate keeping secrets
from Smitty,
593
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:50,055
but this is my responsibility.
594
00:28:50,158 --> 00:28:54,262
God knows,
I brought it on myself.
595
00:28:57,607 --> 00:28:59,365
Allison, I know we just met,
596
00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:00,848
but is there any chance
I could interest you
597
00:29:00,952 --> 00:29:02,365
in acquiring
a stuffed moose head?
598
00:29:02,469 --> 00:29:03,676
Hey, come on.
599
00:29:03,779 --> 00:29:05,641
ASHLEY: Derek and I just
moved in together,
600
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:08,331
and his taste in decor
is just...
601
00:29:08,434 --> 00:29:11,538
It's a little questionable.
602
00:29:11,641 --> 00:29:13,641
- [laughter]
- ALLISON: Mm.
603
00:29:13,745 --> 00:29:16,676
We just are going to need
an adjustment process.
604
00:29:16,779 --> 00:29:17,952
- Yeah.
- ASHLEY: We could probably use some advice
605
00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:19,710
from the married folks.
606
00:29:19,814 --> 00:29:22,607
Well, Jacob and I lived together
before he put a ring on it,
607
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:25,296
and I was nervous
about how we'd get along,
608
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,262
but it went smoothly
from day one, right, baby?
609
00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:30,158
Yep. And I'm nobody's fool.
610
00:29:30,262 --> 00:29:32,055
I wasn't about to mess this up.
611
00:29:32,158 --> 00:29:35,089
Allison, you seem to be
one of the married crew.
612
00:29:35,193 --> 00:29:36,952
Got any sage wisdom for us?
613
00:29:37,055 --> 00:29:37,986
Um...
614
00:29:38,089 --> 00:29:40,676
I mean, based on my experience,
615
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,055
as long as you communicate
about everything,
616
00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:46,607
even when it's difficult,
you'll be fine.
617
00:29:47,710 --> 00:29:49,745
Well, Derek's disorganization
and pack rat tendencies
618
00:29:49,848 --> 00:29:52,572
are gonna make things
difficult, all right.
619
00:29:52,676 --> 00:29:54,262
I guess opposites
really do attract.
620
00:30:00,572 --> 00:30:02,503
TED:
Now, if anyone else comes to the house,
621
00:30:02,607 --> 00:30:04,434
I'm gonna physically
kick them out.
622
00:30:04,538 --> 00:30:07,124
What if it's my mother?
623
00:30:07,227 --> 00:30:09,262
Quick, let's make this toast.
624
00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:12,262
To the most beautiful woman
in the world.
625
00:30:12,365 --> 00:30:14,055
To the love of my life.
626
00:30:14,952 --> 00:30:16,710
To my reason for living.
627
00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:19,986
To the most handsome, kind
628
00:30:20,089 --> 00:30:23,124
and romantic man
I have ever met.
629
00:30:23,227 --> 00:30:25,710
I am grateful every day
that I married you.
630
00:30:30,227 --> 00:30:31,262
Mmm.
631
00:30:34,986 --> 00:30:36,469
Mmm.
632
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,227
This is the beginning
633
00:30:40,331 --> 00:30:43,469
of what will be truly
an epic anniversary celebration.
634
00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:45,676
- Mmm.
- Mm.
635
00:30:47,952 --> 00:30:50,124
Mama, you're probably right.
636
00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:53,503
Blackmailing the Duprees
would be a smart move,
637
00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:55,158
financially speaking.
638
00:30:55,262 --> 00:30:56,503
Exactly.
639
00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:57,779
I mean, we'll live here
a little longer
640
00:30:57,883 --> 00:31:00,262
while lining our pockets.
641
00:31:00,365 --> 00:31:03,021
I mean, look at all this stuff.
642
00:31:03,124 --> 00:31:05,089
Don't you want to leave
this apartment?
643
00:31:05,193 --> 00:31:07,641
I mean, don't you think
we deserve it?
644
00:31:08,745 --> 00:31:10,538
Yes, but honestly,
645
00:31:10,641 --> 00:31:12,469
I don't think you could
stay quiet that long.
646
00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:14,296
- Excuse me?
- You cannot resist
647
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,952
poking the Dupree bear.
648
00:31:16,055 --> 00:31:18,193
- Mm.
- I mean, look at the way
649
00:31:18,296 --> 00:31:19,503
you talked to Kat about me.
650
00:31:19,607 --> 00:31:22,331
And went up to Vernon
and Martin this afternoon.
651
00:31:22,434 --> 00:31:25,572
Besides, this whole
anniversary party was your idea.
652
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,607
And I've worked 24/7 for weeks
653
00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:30,814
to make it the kind of gala
you claim to want,
654
00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:32,262
that you want
to look perfect for,
655
00:31:32,365 --> 00:31:34,710
even though you won't admit it.
656
00:31:34,814 --> 00:31:37,296
It's never been solely
about the money for you.
657
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,262
We were fine without money.
658
00:31:40,917 --> 00:31:42,848
Tell me I'm wrong.
659
00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:48,676
♪ ♪
660
00:31:55,434 --> 00:31:57,365
[sighs]
661
00:31:59,434 --> 00:32:00,676
[keys jingling]
662
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:06,296
Hey, Mama, what are you doing?
663
00:32:07,503 --> 00:32:10,400
Oh, hey. [chuckles]
664
00:32:10,503 --> 00:32:12,055
Oh, nothing, baby.
665
00:32:12,158 --> 00:32:13,538
About to make dinner.
666
00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,745
You in the mood
for some spaghetti?
667
00:32:15,848 --> 00:32:18,021
I'm always in the mood
for your cheesy spaghetti.
668
00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:20,365
- [laughs]
- But I can't stay.
669
00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:22,365
Oh, you have
another client appointment?
670
00:32:22,469 --> 00:32:25,331
You know who has been
texting me all day?
671
00:32:25,434 --> 00:32:27,434
Mm-mm, not... not that child.
672
00:32:27,538 --> 00:32:28,952
What's her name? Shonda.
673
00:32:29,055 --> 00:32:30,986
She messed up another blowout?
674
00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:32,538
You know these girls
can't maintain
675
00:32:32,641 --> 00:32:34,296
their hair after I do it.
676
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,572
Spend all this energy
and effort,
677
00:32:36,676 --> 00:32:39,089
and they can't be bothered
to tie it up at night.
678
00:32:42,158 --> 00:32:44,883
- You okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm great.
679
00:32:46,296 --> 00:32:48,538
No, I'm not.
680
00:32:48,641 --> 00:32:50,607
Mm.
681
00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:54,848
I'm tired of you working
long days on your feet.
682
00:32:54,952 --> 00:32:56,986
We're barely getting by.
683
00:32:57,089 --> 00:32:59,365
- Alan's insurance.
- No, honey, please.
684
00:32:59,469 --> 00:33:02,296
This-- [scoffs]
They pay his medical bills.
685
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,400
Maybe.
686
00:33:04,503 --> 00:33:08,503
But i-it's time for us
to have the life we want, baby.
687
00:33:08,607 --> 00:33:11,227
All right, this hand-to-mouth
thing is not working.
688
00:33:12,227 --> 00:33:13,848
Something has to change.
689
00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,883
I can get a second job.
690
00:33:15,986 --> 00:33:17,986
I-- Yeah, so could I, mm-hmm.
691
00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:21,779
But what will that do?
How will that help us?
692
00:33:21,883 --> 00:33:24,572
You deserve better.
I deserve better.
693
00:33:24,676 --> 00:33:28,434
Mama. It's okay.
694
00:33:28,538 --> 00:33:33,365
There are people out there
that are living their lives.
695
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:36,365
They are stepping high
in cotton.
696
00:33:36,469 --> 00:33:37,676
[laughs]
697
00:33:37,779 --> 00:33:40,434
And everything
was just handed to them,
698
00:33:40,538 --> 00:33:43,262
laid right there in their lap.
699
00:33:43,365 --> 00:33:45,641
That's what I want for us.
700
00:33:45,745 --> 00:33:47,710
Oh, baby. For us to spend
701
00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:51,193
every single day living life.
702
00:33:52,193 --> 00:33:55,227
Walking tall and living large.
703
00:33:56,848 --> 00:33:58,262
How is that gonna happen?
704
00:33:58,365 --> 00:34:01,400
Oh, well, you know, your mama
is gonna figure it out.
705
00:34:01,503 --> 00:34:02,434
Mm-hmm.
706
00:34:02,538 --> 00:34:03,538
But in the meantime,
707
00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:06,124
you call me when
you get off from work,
708
00:34:06,227 --> 00:34:08,883
and we are gonna
have some dessert.
709
00:34:08,986 --> 00:34:11,503
Mama, we can't afford dessert.
710
00:34:11,607 --> 00:34:15,469
W-We're gonna take the time
to make our lives be
711
00:34:15,572 --> 00:34:17,986
what we desire them to be, hmm?
712
00:34:20,503 --> 00:34:22,607
Aww. [laughs]
713
00:34:24,124 --> 00:34:25,124
Mm.
714
00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:42,158
It's about the truth, Eva.
715
00:34:42,262 --> 00:34:43,986
Justice.
716
00:34:45,055 --> 00:34:48,021
We had to live a lie,
for decades.
717
00:34:48,124 --> 00:34:51,986
You had to grow up
without a biological father.
718
00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:56,710
I had to live a mediocre life
with a mediocre man,
719
00:34:56,814 --> 00:34:59,124
when I was supposed to be
720
00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:03,055
this rich, respectable
doctor's wife.
721
00:35:03,158 --> 00:35:07,848
Not the mediocre life
that Ted made me accept.
722
00:35:10,227 --> 00:35:12,883
But you have a point.
723
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,262
You do.
724
00:35:16,021 --> 00:35:20,848
We can't live
off of revenge, right?
725
00:35:21,883 --> 00:35:25,296
Yeah, we are going to
have to make sure we air
726
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,676
all of Ted's dirty laundry.
727
00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:31,848
Because he put us
in this position.
728
00:35:31,952 --> 00:35:34,055
He did that.
729
00:35:34,158 --> 00:35:37,779
And it's gonna be so much fun
730
00:35:37,883 --> 00:35:40,089
finally settling the score.
731
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:49,745
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