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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,838 HEY, TOMMY, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,006 TERRIBLE. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,675 I GOT HAULED INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE 4 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:11,209 BECAUSE OF MY GRADES. 5 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,477 OH, WHAT'D HE DO TO YOU? 6 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:15,280 HE MADE ME VALEDICTORIAN. 7 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,848 APPARENTLY, I HAVE THE BEST GRADES 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,049 IN THE SCHOOL, DAMN IT. 9 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:19,785 BUT YOU BARELY EVER GO TO CLASS. 10 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,519 I KNOW. 11 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,188 THAT'S HOW STUPID EVERYONE ELSE IS. 12 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,256 DAMN IT! 13 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,824 THAT WAS AWESOME! 14 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,025 IT WAS SO GREAT. 15 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,360 OH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME COME 16 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,361 WITH YOU, JANICE. 17 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,595 ANYTIME, SALLY. 18 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:31,596 IT IS SO COOL 19 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:32,998 TO FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER WOMAN AROUND 20 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,265 TO DO GIRL THINGS WITH. 21 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,367 WHY, WHERE WERE YOU GUYS? 22 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,670 CHASIN' HOBOS OUT OF THE FREIGHT YARD. 23 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,371 HI, HARRY. 24 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:41,873 HELLO, JANICE. 25 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,142 LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 26 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,610 I WAS KISSIN' YOU GOOD-BYE 27 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,480 AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF KISSIN' YOU HELLO. 28 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,083 SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? 29 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,552 WELL, AT FIRST I WAS PLAYIN' HARD-TO-GET. 30 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,053 BUT NOW... 31 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,557 I'M PLAYIN' PARALYZED BY INSECURITY. 32 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,292 THAT'S TOO BAD. 33 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:04,062 WELL, IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU ALL. 34 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,364 HARRY. 35 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:08,367 NICE SEEING YOU, TOO, JANICE. 36 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,334 JANICE. 37 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,238 MY GOD, THAT'S THE BIGGEST COP 38 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,572 I'VE EVER SEEN. 39 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:18,076 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 40 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,611 DICK, OF COURSE THEY DO. 41 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:20,645 HARRY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 42 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:21,680 DON'T YOU WANT HER? 43 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,681 OH, YEAH, SO BAD. 44 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:23,882 WELL, THEN GO GET HER! 45 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:24,883 OH, WELL, COME ON, 46 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,151 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 47 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,353 I MEAN--AGGGGHHHH! 48 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:31,690 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 49 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,825 THE BIG GIANT HEAD AND HIS QUEEN 50 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,093 WILL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY 51 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,961 FOR THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE ON EARTH 52 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,229 AS HUSBAND AND WIFE. 53 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:39,564 OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE COMING TODAY!? 54 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:40,966 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, 55 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:45,204 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MR. AND MRS... 56 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,573 BIG GIANT HEAD! 57 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,353 EVERYBODY, PLEASE... 58 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,188 JOIN THE COUPLE OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 59 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:08,093 ♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪ 60 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:10,796 ♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪ 61 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,866 ♪ SWIFTLY FLOW THE DAYS ♪ 62 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,504 [LAUGHING] 63 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,874 OH, IT IS SO GREAT TO BE BACK. 64 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,243 YOU KNOW, WE WOULD'VE BROUGHT THE BABY, 65 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,945 BUT SPACE TRAVEL IS REALLY HARD 66 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,214 WHEN YOU'RE TEETHING. 67 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,448 HE'S WITH THE NANNY. 68 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,250 NICE ROBOT. 69 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:08,120 I, UM, I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 70 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:10,188 MAY YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS 71 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,357 BE HAPPILY MARRIED FOR ALL ETERNITY. 72 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,458 OHH. 73 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,726 THANK YOU, DICK. BUT COME ON, I'M MARRIED. 74 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,362 ETERNITY'S THE LAST THING I WANT. 75 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:21,166 HEY, HEY, HEY, STONE. 76 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,501 WHEN IS HE GONNA STOP? 77 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,770 BREATHING. 78 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,340 VICKI, HOW'S SPACE? 79 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:31,343 WELL, WHEN I FIRST SAW WHERE I WAS LIVING, 80 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,845 LET'S JUST SAY, THANK GOD IN SPACE 81 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,814 NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. 82 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,419 SHE REALLY CLASSED THINGS UP. 83 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:43,421 SHE REDID THE DEATH CHAMBER IN ORANGE SHAG CARPET. 84 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,224 PLEASE! I MEAN, IT WAS SO DRAB, 85 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,325 I WANTED TO DIE. 86 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,129 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY CUTE TOGETHER. 87 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,998 DICK, WHERE CAN WE HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION? 88 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,535 HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? 89 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,069 JOIN ME IN THE KITCHEN. 90 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,308 DOES ANYONE HERE DO A GOOD IMPRESSION OF ME? 91 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,110 NO, BUT I DO AN AWESOME BETTE MIDLER. 92 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,415 SO, UH...UH... 93 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,918 WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO EARTH, SIR? 94 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,286 AN EXTENDED HONEYMOON? 95 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,887 THE HONEYMOON IS OVER. 96 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,155 THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? 97 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:20,425 START SAVING THESE BOX TOPS. I WANT THIS BOOMERANG. 98 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,493 YES, SIR. 99 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,429 SIT DOWN. 100 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,198 HOW ARE YOU? 101 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,334 WHA--YOU'RE ASKING HOW I AM? 102 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:30,702 SIR, HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE? 103 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,403 I THINK YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 104 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,439 I'M PROUD OF YOU. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT? 105 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:38,142 UH, NO. YOU HAVE THREATENED TO KILL ME, THOUGH. 106 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:39,944 WELL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE. I'M SORRY. 107 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,780 I'D LIKE TO MAKE UP FOR THAT. 108 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,048 I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 109 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,417 GET TO KNOW ME, SIR? 110 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,684 YES. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 111 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,019 THINGS YOU WOULDN'T DREAM OF TELLING 112 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,354 THAT FROSTY LITTLE BIMBO OF YOURS. 113 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,391 DICK, TONIGHT YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT FOR DRINKS. 114 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,559 TONIGHT? 115 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,628 I--I WOULD LOVE TO ACCOMPANY YOU, 116 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,129 SIR, BUT I HAVE A DATE 117 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,532 WITH THAT FROSTY LITTLE BIMBO. 118 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,533 CANCEL. 119 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:04,602 WELL, PERHAPS FROSTY COULD COME WITH US. 120 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:07,439 NO. YOU AND ME. ALONE. 121 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,973 ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME? 122 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,041 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. 123 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,277 YOU'RE MY DESIGNATED DRIVER. 124 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,918 COME ON, PUSH IT, DONNIE. 125 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,185 COME ON. NOT A PROBLEM. 126 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,353 YOU GOT 3 MORE? 127 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,889 I GOT 10 MORE. 128 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,390 [GRUNTING] 129 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,895 HELLO, JANICE. 130 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:30,995 HARRY. 131 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:31,930 UHHH! 132 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,667 OH, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 133 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,169 AND I YOU. 134 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,102 HELP! 135 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,207 I'M HERE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A PROPER DATE. 136 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,842 THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 137 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,210 CRACKED RIBS! 138 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:48,213 SO IS THAT A YES? 139 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,115 I CAN'T BREATHE! 140 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,849 YES, OF COURSE. 141 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,218 I'M COMIN', GRANDMA! 142 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,159 DICK, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR-- 143 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,495 [MOANING] 144 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,363 OH, MY GOD, DICK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 145 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,698 I'M BURNING UP, MARY. 146 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,999 I CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING DOWN. 147 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,400 I WAS THROWING UP ALL NIGHT. 148 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,436 I DON'T THINK I CAN GO OUT. 149 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:13,137 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 150 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:14,873 I'LL STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOU. 151 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,041 NO, MARY, GO! 152 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,976 SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET WHATEVER I-- 153 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,045 DICK, LET'S HIT THE TOWN. 154 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,848 STONE PHILLIPS! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 155 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,217 HE-HE'S HERE TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL. 156 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,218 THE HOSPITAL? 157 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,320 WHAT A GREAT NAME FOR A JAZZ CLUB. 158 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:29,454 CLUB? 159 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,456 YOU'RE NOT REALLY SICK, ARE YOU? 160 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,425 HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE? 161 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,927 QUICK, MARY, THE CAT'S ON FIRE. 162 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,429 PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! 163 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,897 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 164 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,536 [COUGH COUGH COUGH] 165 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,574 TOMMY, I REALLY DON'T THINK 166 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,576 THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE VALEDICTORY SPEECH. 167 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,744 IT'S FINE. 168 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,579 OOH, LET US HEAR IT. 169 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,580 YOU WANT TO HEAR IT? 170 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,914 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 171 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,916 "FELLOW CLASSMATES, 172 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,219 LONG LIVE ROCK." 173 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,522 YOU KNOW, YOU HAD ME... 174 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,725 AND THEN YOU LOST ME. 175 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,827 BUT THEN YOU HAD ME AGAIN. 176 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,964 TOMMY, YOU SHOULD JUST WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL. 177 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,265 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FEEL. 178 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,266 WHAT DO YOU FEEL? 179 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,268 WELL... 180 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,036 I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A NEW BEGINNING... 181 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,105 IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO OLD FRIENDS, 182 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,440 MAKE NEW ONES. 183 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,808 IT'S THE END OF AN ERA, 184 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,109 AND NO MATTER HOW CLOSE WE'VE BECOME, 185 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,511 IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 186 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:29,314 MAN, THAT'S HARSH. 187 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:32,384 SORRY, BUT WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT, 188 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,285 THIS CHAPTER OF OUR LIVES IS OVER. 189 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,087 I GOTTA GO. 190 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,089 SEE YOU LATER. 191 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,725 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 192 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,460 I'M GONNA GO READ SOME CHURCHILL 193 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,561 FOR INSPIRATION. 194 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:44,629 OH, REALLY? 195 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,565 NAH. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME FRIES. 196 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,567 DID YOU HEAR WHAT ALISSA JUST SAID? 197 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,636 OH, WELL, YOU MEAN ABOUT SAYIN' GOOD-BYE 198 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,271 AND MOVIN' ON AND MEETIN' OTHER PEOPLE? 199 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,540 HARRY, SHE'S GONNA DUMP HIS ASS. 200 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,075 OH, MY GOD! 201 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,077 AND RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION? 202 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,244 POOR TOMMY. 203 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,646 THE KID DOESN'T EVEN SEE IT COMIN'. 204 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,682 OH, GOD, AND THERE'S NOTHIN' WE CAN DO. 205 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,919 WE'RE POWERLESS AGAINST ALISSA. 206 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,721 NO, WE'RE NOT. 207 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,624 WE'RE NOT? 208 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,493 LOOK, SHE'S JUST AN EVIL LITTLE TEENAGER. 209 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,328 AND I AM AN INTERGALACTIC 210 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,830 FORCE FOR GOOD. 211 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,268 LONG LIVE ROCK! 212 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,540 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 213 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,346 YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKIN' MAN, YOU KNOW THAT? 214 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,015 AND YOU'RE BIG. YOU'RE BIG. 215 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,182 HOW'D YOU GET SO BIG? 216 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,652 I--I--I--I--I-- 217 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,853 AND I LIKE YOU. 218 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,688 WE'RE HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, AREN'T WE? 219 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,756 YOU LIGHT UP THE ROOM. 220 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,457 THANK YOU, SIR. SO DO YOU. 221 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,193 THANK YOU. 222 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,261 YOU'RE TENSE. DON'T BE SO TENSE. 223 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,630 I'M TENSE, TOO. 224 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,397 MY MARRIAGE IS A CHARADE. 225 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,668 I'M SO LONELY. 226 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,470 SIR, WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? 227 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,409 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF ME. 228 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,644 YOUR RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, SIR. 229 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,613 THE UNIVERSE HAS NEVER BEEN CLEANER. 230 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,548 NOT MY JOB. ME, THE MAN. 231 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,582 I THINK YOU'RE SWELL, SIR. 232 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,551 HE THINKS I'M SWELL! 233 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,586 WELL, THANK YOU, SPARKY. 234 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,188 LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. FUN? 235 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,990 I'M GONNA TALK TO THE BANDLEADER. 236 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,658 BANDLEADER! 237 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,193 Mrs. Dubcek: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 238 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,228 SORRY ABOUT THAT LAST SONG. 239 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,262 MY MIC CRAPPED OUT. 240 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,364 IT DIDN'T CRAP OUT. I UNPLUGGED IT. 241 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,733 HIT IT! 242 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,767 [MUSIC PLAYS] 243 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,237 ♪ SOMEWHERE THERE'S MUSIC ♪ 244 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,305 ♪ HOW FAINT THE TUNE ♪ 245 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,308 ♪ SOMEWHERE THERE'S HEAVEN ♪ 246 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,710 ♪ HOW HIGH THE MOON ♪ 247 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,744 HEY, DICK, COME ON UP HERE. 248 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,745 NO, I-- 249 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,912 HEY, HIT THAT MAN WITH THE SPOTLIGHT. 250 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,414 COME ON UP HERE, DICKIE. 251 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,383 COME ON, BOY. COME ON UP HERE. 252 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,085 ATTABOY. 253 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,554 ♪ THAT YOU LOVE ME AS I LOVE YOU ♪ 254 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,489 [SCAT SINGING] 255 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,260 [SCAT SINGING] 256 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,732 [BOTH SCAT SINGING] 257 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,107 ♪ HOW HIGH THE MOON ♪ 258 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,208 YEAH! YEAH! 259 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,878 LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPARKY! 260 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,389 HEY, HARRY. 261 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,191 OOH, HEY, VICKI. 262 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,726 I CAN'T SLEEP. 263 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,463 YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR ME? 264 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,998 GOIN' TO BED. 265 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,035 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE BEIN' QUEEN, VICKI? 266 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,205 AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT ITS PERKS. 267 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,139 I GET A LOT OF PRESENTS. 268 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,808 LIKE THIS HAIR CURLER THING. 269 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,510 HERE, SEE? WOW. 270 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:48,413 YEAH. IT ADDS A LOT OF BOUNCE TO MY HAIR. 271 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,316 AND THEN IT ALSO DEMOLECULARIZES 272 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,285 ANY POOR BASTARD WHO TRIES TO CROSS ME. 273 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,155 GOOD REASON TO TIP YOUR HAIRDRESSER. 274 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,256 MM-HMM. 275 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,059 OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, 276 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,996 BEIN' QUEEN DOES HAVE ITS DOWNSIDE. 277 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,999 I MEAN... STONE AND I HAVE NOT 278 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,702 HAD INTIMATE RELATIONS IN QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 279 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,970 MM. 280 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:15,573 YOU MEAN, BECAUSE UP THERE YOU'RE JUST A PURPLE TUBE? 281 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,742 WELL, THAT'S HIS EXCUSE. 282 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,781 YOU KNOW, I--I JUST-- I MISS INTIMACY, HARRY. 283 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,650 I--I MISS FONDLING. 284 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,254 I--I MISS...SEX! 285 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,922 OHH! 286 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,023 SO, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? 287 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,960 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 288 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,029 BABY, DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE. 289 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,032 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 290 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,501 I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 291 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,536 [GIGGLES] 292 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,940 I WONDER IF YOU CAN THINK OF A WAY... 293 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,942 TO SAY "THANK YOU." 294 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,379 UM...YES. 295 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,081 THANK YOU. 296 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,722 HEY, ALISSA. 297 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,491 OH, HI, SALLY. 298 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,658 YOU GOT A COUPLE MINUTES? 299 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,127 UM, WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO ENGLISH CLASS. 300 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,261 THIS'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 301 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,362 OK. 302 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,264 LISTEN, TOMMY'S BREAKIN' UP WITH YOU. 303 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,298 WHAT? 304 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,299 WELL, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. 305 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,400 IT'S THE END OF AN ERA. 306 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,602 TIME TO MEET OTHER PEOPLE. 307 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,702 OH, NO, THAT'S JUST WHAT I WAS-- 308 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,903 OH, YEAH, WHAT YOU WERE FEELING. 309 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:20,971 I KNOW, IT'S COOL, FINE. 310 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,907 OPEN A NEW CHAPTER. BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS. 311 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,275 THE LAST CHAPTER ENDED WITH 312 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,477 TOMMY BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 313 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,447 WHY ISN'T HE TELLING ME THIS HIMSELF? 314 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,682 ALISSA, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 315 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,517 MOVE ON TO ENGLISH! MOVE. 316 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,823 ALL RIGHT. 317 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,659 WHEN LIGHT HITS THE SURFACE OF WATER, 318 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:45,596 HOW CAN WE DETERMINE THE ANGLE AT WHICH IT ENTERS... 319 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,231 THE WATER? 320 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,835 THAT DEPENDS ON THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE. 321 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,904 NO, YOU CLOD. 322 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,408 WAIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 323 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,244 IT DOES DEPEND ON THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE. 324 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,345 YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING. 325 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,180 YEAH, THAT DETERMINES THE ANGLE OF REFRACTION. 326 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,380 YOU SAID "REFRACTION!" 327 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,482 MY GOD, YOU'RE GETTING THIS. 328 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,218 PLEASE, STAY WITH ME HERE. 329 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,821 OH, DICK, THERE YOU ARE. 330 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,322 STONE, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 331 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,957 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I'M GETTING THROUGH TO THEM. 332 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,991 THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEARNING! 333 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,793 THAT'S GREAT. CLASS DISMISSED. 334 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,164 WAIT. ARE WE ALLOWED TO LEAVE? 335 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,233 I DON'T KNOW. I KIND OF TRUST THAT GUY. 336 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,403 WH-WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 337 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,272 DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS 338 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,573 TO BE KING OF THE UNIVERSE? 339 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,809 I IMAGINE IT'S KIND OF A HASSLE. 340 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:31,910 NOW EVERYBODY SAYS, 341 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,477 "LOOK AT THAT BIG WHEEL WITH HIS TROPHY WIFE. 342 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,645 I'D LIKE TO BE LIKE HIM." 343 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,214 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 344 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,749 THIS BIG WHEEL'S LIFE IS A WRECK. 345 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,919 IT'S A TRAGIC COMEDY. IT'S A FARCE! 346 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,354 YEAH, WELL, IT'S ALL GOOD. 347 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,323 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING IN MY LIFE 348 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,492 THAT MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL. 349 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,593 YOU! 350 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,000 SO WHERE SHOULD I TAKE JANICE ON OUR DATE? 351 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,168 WELL, IT DEPENDS. 352 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,169 YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE, 353 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,370 YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER? 354 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,538 WELL, I WANT TO GET JIGGY WITH IT. 355 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,143 BUT ON A BUDGET. 356 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,712 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JANICE WHERE I TOOK SALLY 357 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,880 ON OUR FIRST DATE? 358 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,815 YEAH, THE SEAFOOD HUT. 359 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,816 IT WAS GREAT. 360 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,217 WE HAD A BUCKET OF STEAMERS, 361 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,285 A COUPLE OF COLD BEERS. 362 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,653 YEAH, AND AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, 363 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,589 BOTH OF US HAD CRABS. 364 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,693 THAT DIDN'T SOUND EXACTLY RIGHT, SALLY. 365 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,396 DON, WE HAD CRABS, AND YOU KNOW IT. 366 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,399 I GOTTA GO. 367 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,768 THERE'S A CAR STOLEN EVERY 15 MINUTES, 368 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,036 AND THE GUY WHO'S DOIN' IT 369 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,204 HAS TO BE STOPPED. 370 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,105 HAVE FUN. 371 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,341 HEY! 372 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,909 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE BIG GIANT HEAD? 373 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:38,976 OH, WHY, ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR HIM? 374 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,778 BIG GIANT HEAD! BIG GIANT HEAD! 375 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,879 NO, NO, SHH! IT'S OK. 376 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,381 I DON'T MIND. BIG GIANT HEAD! 377 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,549 WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. 378 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,518 I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR HIM. 379 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,652 WHAT'S THE MATTER, DICK? 380 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,355 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS. 381 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:54,192 NO, HE'S BECOME THIS CLINGY, NEEDY, SOBBING MESS. 382 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,893 I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT WE USED TO HAVE, 383 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,095 WHEN I WAS HIS SUCK-ASS LACKEY 384 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,130 LIVING IN PERPETUAL FEAR. 385 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,900 YEAH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 386 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,068 WHO WANTS TO GO BACK TO THE JAZZ CLUB 387 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,069 AND IS NAMED DICK? 388 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,438 DICK DOES! 389 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,440 COME ON, DICK, LET'S GO. 390 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,013 THIS IS SO NICE. 391 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,416 MMM, WELL, YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME 392 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,250 IN HERE WORKIN' OUT, I FIGURED YOU MIGHT 393 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,821 WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EAT IN HERE, TOO. 394 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,056 YOU'RE A SPECIAL GUY, HARRY. 395 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,359 AND YOU SMELL LIKE SWEAT, JANICE. 396 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,262 THAT'S PROBABLY THE GYM. 397 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,431 DON'T TRY AND PLAY IT DOWN. 398 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,433 YOU KNOW, IN EVERY GYM, 399 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,934 THERE'S ALWAYS 2 TYPES OF GUYS. 400 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,270 YOU GOT THE BIG, STRAPPING MAN 401 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,038 WITH THE WEIGHT BELT, 402 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,107 AND THE SCRAWNY LITTLE GUY WHO CAN'T GET 403 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,943 HIS QUARTER OUT OF THE JUICE MACHINE. 404 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,079 I PREFER THE SCRAWNY GUY. 405 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,014 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 406 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,918 I GUESS I'LL BE GOIN', THEN. 407 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,855 HARRY... 408 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,624 YOU'RE THE SCRAWNY GUY. 409 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,193 OH--OHH! 410 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,828 WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND? 411 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,130 YOUR BOYFRIEND? 412 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,098 WELL...UM... 413 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,502 IF I SAY NO, WILL YOU HURT ME? 414 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,438 WELL... 415 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,607 MAYBE. 416 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,076 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 417 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,011 NO. 418 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,014 OOH! 419 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,383 [PURRS] 420 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,226 [SCAT SINGING] 421 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,494 [MONOTONE] ♪ YABBA YABBA YABBA ♪ 422 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,830 [SCATTING] 423 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,700 ♪ YABBA YABBA YABBA YABBA YABBA ♪ 424 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,641 ♪ HOW HIGH THE MOON ♪ 425 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,346 [SPARSE APPLAUSE] 426 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,416 TOUGH CROWD. 427 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,318 YABBA. 428 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,656 [BELL RINGS] 429 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,360 WHERE'S YOUR, UH, AUNT SALLY, SOLOMON? 430 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,528 HA HA! S-SALLY? 431 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,562 HOW'D YOU OPEN YOUR LOCKER 432 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,165 WITHOUT YOUR AUNT SALLY HELPIN' YOU? 433 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,833 WELL, I KNOW THE COMBINATION. 434 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,167 WHY ARE YOU CARRYI'' YOUR OWN BOOKS? 435 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,535 YEAH, DON'T YOU NEED YOUR AUNT SALLY 436 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,137 TO CARRY 'EM FOR YA? 437 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,138 PHH. 438 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,007 WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT? 439 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,376 HEY, ALISSA, DO YOU KNOW WHY 440 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,844 EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT SALLY? 441 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,846 THAT'S FOR YOU! 442 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,382 AND THAT'S FOR SALLY! 443 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,383 I-- 444 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,220 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 445 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,225 BYE, JANICE. 446 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,728 NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST. 447 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,097 NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST. 448 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,866 NO, YOU HANG--HELLO? 449 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,001 OHHH. 450 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,102 SHE HUNG UP. 451 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,472 ALL RIGHT, HARRY. I'VE TRIED TO BE SUBTLE, 452 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,039 I'VE TRIED TO BE SEDUCTIVE, 453 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,475 AND I'VE TRIED TO BE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS. 454 00:17:58,477 --> 00:17:59,610 ABOUT WHAT? 455 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,579 I WANT YOU, BABY. I WANT YOU NOW! 456 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,113 NO! WA--WAIT! STOP, NOW! 457 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,247 OH, I'LL STOP. 458 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,716 I'LL STOP WHEN WE'RE FINISHED, BABY. 459 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,818 [KISSING] 460 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,960 VICKI, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 461 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,130 WHAT? 462 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,101 WELL...HARRY, YOU DON'T--YOU DON'T 463 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,637 LIKE HER AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE ME, DO YOU? 464 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,539 OH, NO. 465 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,941 MORE. 466 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,248 THE QUEEN... 467 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,984 IS...PISSED. 468 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,225 IS THIS SHIRT SLUTTY GOOD OR SLUTTY BAD? 469 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,360 HEY, GIRL! 470 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,894 VICKI, HI! 471 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,563 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 472 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,564 YEAH! 473 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,567 HARRY AND VICKI USED TO SLEEP TOGETHER! 474 00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,371 AND JANICE IS HARRY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. 475 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,609 HOW YOU DOIN'? 476 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,743 HI. 477 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,911 WOW! 478 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,847 TWO WOMEN WHO BOTH SLEPT WITH HARRY 479 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,817 BUMPIN' INTO EACH OTHER AT THE DISCOUNT RACK! 480 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,618 HOW COOL IS THAT? HUH? 481 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,991 MAN, IT'S COOL! 482 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,793 SEE YOU, VICKI. 483 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,862 YEAH. BYE, VICKI. 484 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,133 NO, GOOD-BYE TO YOU, 485 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,769 JAN-ISSSSSSS! 486 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,104 [CAT YOWLS] 487 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,442 I MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO STONE 488 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,577 YOU ARE MY HIGHEST PRIORITY. 489 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,380 SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HERE TONIGHT? 490 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,382 NO. I'VE CLEVERLY DISGUISED A PILLOW 491 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,417 IN MY HOUSE AS ME. 492 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,018 HE'S PROBABLY TALKING TO IT 493 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,219 AS WE SPEAK. 494 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,856 WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 495 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,457 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DISGUISE A PILLOW 496 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,725 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH HIM? 497 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,726 I KNOW IT'S SICK. 498 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,561 OH, IT'S REALLY SICK. 499 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,929 DICK! 500 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,431 OH, NO. OH, NO. 501 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,865 OH, DICK! 502 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,700 I WALKED INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 503 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,169 I THOUGHT YOU'D STOPPED BREATHING. 504 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,872 I WORE MYSELF OUT TRYING TO REVIVE YOU. 505 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,041 AND THEN I TOOK A NAP ON YOU. 506 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,776 THEN I AWOKE COMPLETELY REFRESHED 507 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,278 AND READY FOR OUR EVENING. 508 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,514 OH, SAY, I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING. 509 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,849 SEND HERS BACK. IT LOOKS AWFUL. 510 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,984 I'M GOING TO THE REST ROOM. 511 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,986 I'M GOING TO STAND ON THE TOILET 512 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,055 AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. 513 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,256 WHAT'S WITH HER? 514 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,892 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 515 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,393 I MAY BE A WHALE OF A FRIEND, 516 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,594 BUT THAT DOESN'T ENTITLE YOU 517 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,796 TO STICK TO ME LIKE A PATHETIC BARNACLE. 518 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,398 I DON'T CARE... 519 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,433 ABOUT THE PROBLEMS YOU'RE HAVING WITH YOUR WIFE, 520 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,934 YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISES, 521 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,704 OR YOUR INEXPLICABLE DESIRE TO BEFRIEND ME. 522 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,406 ZAP ME TO OBLIVION IF YOU WANT, 523 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,574 BUT SO HELP ME, 524 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,543 I WILL NEVER SING ANOTHER JAZZ STANDARD WITH YOU! 525 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:47,578 DICK, STOP! 526 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,679 NO, YOU STOP! 527 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,080 WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 528 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,049 WHY ARE YOU SO FASCINATED BY ME? 529 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,617 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET SO CLOSE? 530 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,086 HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 531 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,787 WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BIG GIANT HEAD? 532 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,390 NO! BECAUSE I AM... 533 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,026 YOUR FATHER. 36624

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