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YOU'VE GOT TO GET
A LASER POINTER, MARY.
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LOOK,
IT'S ON THE GLOBE.
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YOU CAN REFER
TO THINGS ON THE BOARD
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WITHOUT EVER
LEAVING YOUR DESK.
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I BET YOU COULD
DRIVE CATS CRAZY, TOO.
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I WOULDN'T KNOW.
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BUT SQUIRRELS HATE
THE CRAP OUT OF 'EM!
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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VINCENT WAS JUST
SHOWING ME HIS LASER POINTER.
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OH, BIG DEAL.
ANYBODY CAN BE FUNNY
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WITH A LASER POINTER.
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NOW CUT THAT OUT!
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YOU'RE AN IDIOT,
DICK.
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GOOD-BYE, MARY.
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GOOD-BYE.
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OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?
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WELL, SEE YOU LATER,
CARROT TOP!
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WHY DO YOU HATE HIM
SO MUCH?
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BECAUSE HE'S
AN ARROGANT,
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LOUDMOUTHED,
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SELF-ABSORBED
KNOW-IT-ALL.
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DICK, THAT'S YOU.
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YOU DIDN'T
LET ME FINISH:
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WITH A BEARD.
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IF YOU WERE THINKING
I DON'T LIKE HIM
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BECAUSE THE TWO OF YOU
HAD A FLING YEARS AGO,
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YOU'RE WRONG.
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BECAUSE IT DIDN'T
EVEN OCCUR TO ME.
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SO, YOU'RE WRONG.
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OK.
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
FEELING TOO GREAT.
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IF IT'S OK WITH YOU,
I'M GONNA GO HOME
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AND GET INTO BED.
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OH, OF COURSE
IT'S OK WITH ME.
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AND IF YOU DON'T
FEEL WELL TOMORROW,
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DON'T BOTHER COMING IN.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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SHE CAN'T
STAY HOME TOMORROW.
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IT'S A WORKDAY.
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I WANT YOU TO
FEEL BETTER, NINA,
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BUT COFFEE DOESN'T
JUST MAGICALLY FLOAT
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INTO MY CUP.
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I'LL LEAVE SOME COFFEE
IN THE MACHINE.
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NO, NO, NO--
I DON'T DRINK
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DAY-OLD COFFEE.
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YES, YOU DO.
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HEY, YOU GUYS,
LOOK AT THIS.
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DON LEFT HIS LITTLE
RADIO HERE LAST NIGHT.
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OH, COOL.
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1-ADAM-12,
1-ADAM-12,
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR A BAD GUY NAMED ADAM,
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WHO'S 12.
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THIS ISN'T
A WALKIE-TALKIE.
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IT'S A SCANNER.
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IT PICKS UP
RADIO FREQUENCIES
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FROM POLICE CARS
AND FIRE TRUCKS.
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DON IS SO CARELESS
WITH HIS POLICE EQUIPMENT.
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YEAH. DID HE EVER
FIND HIS GUN?
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NOT YET. THE ONE
IN HIS HOLSTER'S
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FROM A G.I. JOE SET.
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[STATIC]
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Woman: THIS MORNING
WAS GREAT, STEVE.
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HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
WE PICKED UP
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SOMEBODY'S CELL PHONE.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, UM,
ABOUT THAT, ANDREA--
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I HAVE TO WORK LATE.
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BUT THAT'S THE THIRD
TIME THIS WEEK.
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LOOK, YOU KNOW,
UH, SOMETHING CAME UP.
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I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
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I BET I KNOW
WHAT CAME UP.
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SOME FLOOZY AT A CHEAP BAR
BY THE AIRPORT.
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SHE SEEMS SO NICE.
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YOU THINK HE'D REALLY
DO THAT TO HER?
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OF COURSE HE WOULD.
HE'S A GUY.
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GUYS ARE SUCH JERKS.
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YEAH, WE MAKE ME SICK.
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GOD, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
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THE SUN IS SHINING.
THE AIR IS CRISP.
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DAMN, I WISH I WERE SICK.
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YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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ACTUALLY, I DON'T.
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WELL, WHEN YOU HAVE
A JOB AND YOU'RE SICK,
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YOU GET SOMETHING
CALLED A SICK DAY,
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WHICH MEANS YOU GET
THE WHOLE DAY OFF.
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BUT IF YOU'RE SICK,
YOU HAVE TO
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STAY IN BED.
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YEAH, UNLESS YOU
SAID YOU WERE SICK
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WHEN YOU REALLY WEREN'T.
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YEAH, I MEAN,
HOW WOULD THEY KNOW?
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THEY WOULDN'T.
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Dick: YOU'RE RIGHT,
THEY REALLY WOULDN'T.
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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.
BYE.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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WHAT'S
THE MATTER?
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WHAT IF I WERE
TO CALL IN SICK?
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BUT YOU'RE NOT.
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I KNOW.
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YOU'VE GONE MAD.
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BUT IT WOULD
BE SO EASY.
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DICK, IF IT
WERE SO EASY,
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DON'T YOU THINK
SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE
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TRIED IT ALREADY?
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LOOK, SOMEONE HAD
TO BE THE FIRST PERSON
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TO TURN A CORNCOB
INTO A PIPE.
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TAKING A SICK DAY WHEN
YOU'RE NOT REALLY SICK?
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SOUNDS LIKE
A CRIME TO ME.
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IT'S NOT A CRIME.
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IT'S THE CRIME
OF THE CENTURY.
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THAT'S BRILLIANT!
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TURNING A CORNCOB
INTO A PIPE!
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ARE YOU SURE,
SALLY?
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'CAUSE I
COULD HAVE SWORN
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I LEFT IT HERE.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY
IT WAS AGAIN?
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A RADIO STATION?
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A RADIO SCANNER.
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IS THAT LIKE
A CAT SCANNER?
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NO, I THINK IF
THERE WAS A CAT SCAN
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MACHINE IN HERE,
WE'D KNOW ABOUT IT.
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JUST KEEP
YOUR EYES OPEN.
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LET ME KNOW
IF YOU FIND IT.
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Sally: OK,
WE WILL, DON.
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AND I HOPE YOU
FIND YOUR CAT.
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YEAH.
BYE, DON.
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HOPE WE DIDN'T
MISS ANYTHING.
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Steve: WHAT ARE YOU
ACCUSING ME OF, ANDREA?
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YES! IT'S ON!
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Andrea: I AM DONE
WITH YOUR LIES, STEVE.
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LIES? WHAT LIES?
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HE IS SO BUSTED!
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WHY WEREN'T YOU
AT YOUR DESK LAST NIGHT?
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BECAUSE
THE SYSTEM WAS DOWN.
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BY "SYSTEM,"
HE MEANS PANTS.
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THIS GUY'S
CLASSIC.
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YEAH, SHE'S TOO GOOD
FOR HIM.
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HE NEEDS
A GOOD ASS-KISSING.
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KICKING.
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YES, KICKING.
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HEY, GUYS!
YOU WOULD NOT
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BELIEVE MY DAY!
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SHHH!
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YUP, GOT A FACIAL,
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WENT TO THE AQUARIUM,
TAUNTED THE WALRUS,
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THEN SPENT 4 HOURS
AT THE ARCADE,
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WHERE I WON THIS!
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SHH!
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Andrea: THAT'S IT,
STEVE. WE'RE THROUGH!
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Steve: WHAT?!
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I PUT ALL YOUR STUFF
IN A BOX,
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AND I'M GOING
TO FRANKIE'S
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RIGHT NOW TO PICK UP
MY DRY CLEANING.
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YOU'LL EVEN HAVE
YOUR STUPID
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SWEATER
BACK! GOOD-BYE!
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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ISN'T FRANKIE'S
OUR DRY CLEANER?
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LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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WE DON'T HAVE
ANY DRY CLEANING.
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LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
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WAIT UP--HEY, WAIT!
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Mary:
DICK?
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OH, HI, HONEY.
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I BROUGHT YOU
SOME SOUP.
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I DON'T NEED
ANY SOUP, MARY.
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I'M NOT SICK.
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THEN WHY'D YOU
STAY HOME?
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I HAD A HORRIBLE CASE
OF THE FUN-ZIES.
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AH-CHOO!
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WHAT'S THAT?
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I WON IT AT THE ARCADE.
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THE ARCADE?
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YOU FAKED
A SICK DAY?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TELL ANYONE, ARE YOU?
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TELL ANYONE?
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WHY DIDN'T
YOU CALL ME?
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I WOULD HAVE COME!
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YOU WOULD HAVE?
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THEN LET'S DO IT
TOMORROW!
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OOH, TOMORROW...
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OH, COME ON, MARY.
IT'LL BE FUN.
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OH, I KNOW
IT WOULD BE FUN.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
I MIGHT BE COMING DOWN
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WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING.
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WELL, THEN GET THE HELL
AWAY FROM ME!
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YOU'RE GONNA RUIN
MY DAY OFF!
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SO HOW DO WE KNOW
WHICH ONE IS ANDREA?
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WE'VE HEARD HER SPEAK.
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NOW WE JUST LISTEN
VERY CAREFULLY
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FOR HER VOICE.
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Frankie: THERE YOU
GO, ANDREA.
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WELL,
IT'S NOT FRANKIE.
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SO, THAT'S ANDREA.
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WOW, SHE'S
SO BEAUTIFUL.
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SHE SOUNDED
HEAVIER TO ME.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
THEY SAY THE SCANNER
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ADDS, LIKE, 8 POUNDS.
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I'M GONNA
GO TALK TO HER.
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YOU CAN'T GO UP
AND JUST TALK TO HER.
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SHE'S, LIKE, FAMOUS.
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COME ON, SHE LOOKS
SO SAD AND LONELY.
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I'M JUST GONNA
SAY SOMETHING TO HER.
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HARRY, DON'T.
DON'T. I--
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HELLO.
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HI.
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I HAD A LITTLE
ICE-CREAM SITUATION.
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YOU THINK FRANKIE
CAN HANDLE IT?
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OH. I GUESS.
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YEAH, HE'S THE BEST.
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YOU KNOW, HE ONCE GOT
A PEANUT BUTTER STAIN
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OUT OF MY CUMMERBUND.
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THAT WAS A CHEAP WEDDING.
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WOW, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY
WHEN YOU LAUGH.
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I MEAN, SO DO I.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HARRY IS TALKING
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TO THE ANDREA.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE FRANKIE
HAD HIS PICTURE TAKEN
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WITH ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINCK.
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Dick: WE WON,
MARY! WE WON!
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DID YOU SEE HOW I DUSTED
THAT NUMBER-8 CAR
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ON THE LAST TURN?
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DID YOU HAVE TO THROW
SODA IN HIS FACE?
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THIS IS GO-CARTING, MARY.
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YOU'RE EITHER IN IT TO WIN,
OR YOU'RE NOT.
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Man: I'D LIKE A WORD
WITH YOU, 30 CAR.
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DON'T YOU KNOW
THE RULES?
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THAT WAS BUSH-LEAGUE!
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STRUDWICK!
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DICK! HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT AT SCHOOL?
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I--I AM, I-I'M
TEACHING THE PHYSICS
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OF GO-CARTING.
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NICELY DONE, CLASS.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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ME? WELL...
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I'M DYING, DICK.
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I MADE A WISH,
AND THIS IS IT.
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DYING? OH,
COME ON, VINCENT,
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YOU COULD DO BETTER
THAN THAT.
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OH, YOU'RE HERE, TOO.
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WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I CALLED IN SICK.
241
00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:01,973
YOU CHEAT!
242
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,308
YOU PHONY,
LYING FRAUD!
243
00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,411
LET'S RAT HIM OUT
TO THE CHANCELLOR, MARY.
244
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,879
YOU CAN'T RAT ME OUT
WITHOUT RATTING
245
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,913
YOURSELF OUT, DICK.
246
00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,048
HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
247
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,950
NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO HAVE
A ROOT BEER BEARD!
248
00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,386
WOULD THE TWO OF YOU
JUST SHUT UP?
249
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,387
NOW, WE'RE
ALL GUILTY
250
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,554
OF THE SAME THING,
251
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,923
SO QUIT
ACTING LIKE BABIES,
252
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,892
AND LET'S GO
GET SOME LUNCH.
253
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,260
WE'RE NOT BABIES.
254
00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,099
HE'S HITTING ME!
255
00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,035
[THAT THING YOU DO
BY THE WONDERS BEGINS]
256
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,309
♪ YOU ♪
257
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:41,846
♪ DOIN' THAT THING YOU DO ♪
258
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,349
♪ YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW ♪
259
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,551
♪ ABOUT THE HEARTACHE ♪
260
00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,488
♪ I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH ♪
261
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:54,125
♪ WELL, I TRY AND TRY
TO FORGET YOU, GIRL ♪
262
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:58,096
♪ BUT IT'S JUST
SO HARD TO DO ♪
263
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:02,667
♪ EVERY TIME YOU DO
THAT THING YOU DO ♪
264
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:08,639
♪ I DON'T ASK A LOT, GIRL ♪
265
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,909
♪ BUT I KNOW
ONE THING'S FOR SURE ♪
266
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:15,479
♪ IT'S THE LOVE
I HAVEN'T GOT, GIRL ♪
267
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,515
♪ AND I JUST
CAN'T TAKE IT ♪
268
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,684
♪ ANYMORE ♪
269
00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,753
♪ WAAH ♪
270
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,570
WOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN
A HOT-AIR BALLOON
271
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,373
UP SO CLOSE BEFORE.
272
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,808
IT IS RATHER
BEAUTIFUL.
273
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,378
I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD
FEEL LIKE TO BE SO FREE,
274
00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,546
FLYING IN THE CLOUDS.
275
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:52,383
THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF A BIRD LIKE A PARROT.
276
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,952
IT CAN TELL YOU HOW
IT FEELS TO YOUR FACE.
277
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,925
YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE
CHAMPAGNE FLIGHTS.
278
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:01,926
THEY LEAVE
EVERY MORNING
279
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,861
OUT OF HUBRIS FIELD.
280
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,397
OH, I'D LOVE
TO DO THAT SOMEDAY.
281
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,933
LET'S DO IT TOMORROW.
THE THREE OF US.
282
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:11,168
WE ALL STILL HAVE
SICK DAYS LEFT.
283
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,170
I'M IN!
284
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,039
VINNIE?
ABSOLUTELY, DICKIE.
285
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,840
I JUST WISH WE HAD
SOME BINOCULARS.
286
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,875
I HAVE BINOCULARS.
THEY'RE AT THE OFFICE.
287
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,310
I'LL ZIP BY
AT THE CRACK OF DAWN,
288
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,778
AND WE'LL RENDEZVOUS
AT THE LAUNCH.
289
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,946
THAT WOULD
BE WONDERFUL.
290
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,047
I'LL BRING
THE SANDWICHES.
291
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,148
DO YOU LIKE
PIMENTO LOAF?
292
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,918
PERFECT!
FRIED CHICKEN IT IS!
293
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,894
HEY, GUYS, IS
ANYTHING GOING ON?
294
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,730
YEAH, ANDREA JUST
TOLD HER MOTHER
295
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,565
THAT SHE MET
THIS GREAT NEW GUY,
296
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,866
AND SHE'S CALLING HIM
RIGHT NOW.
297
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,100
COOL.
298
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,268
[TELEPHONE RINGS
ON SCANNER]
299
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,471
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
300
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,941
[RING]
301
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,209
[RING]
302
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,210
WELL, SHOULD I
ANSWER IT?
303
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,278
NO, JUST
LET IT RING.
304
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,180
COME ON, PICK IT UP,
PICK IT UP!
305
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,181
[RING]
306
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,984
[RING]
307
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,386
WHY DO PEOPLE
ALWAYS CALL
308
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,688
WHEN SOMETHING
GOOD IS ON?
309
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,757
IT'S JUST, LIKE, RUDE,
IS WHAT IT IS.
310
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,124
[RING]
311
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,259
[RING]
312
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,627
JUST PICK IT UP!
313
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,628
GOSH, I CAN'T
TAKE THIS.
314
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,662
I CAN'T
CONCENTRATE.
315
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,897
I'M GONNA GO
ANSWER IT, OK?
316
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,566
[RING]
317
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,934
THE TENSION
IS KILLING ME.
318
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,270
PICK UP THE PHONE,
ALREADY!
319
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,270
Harry on scanner:
HELLO?
320
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:23,608
Andrea: HI.
321
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,209
HARRY,
THIS IS ANDREA.
322
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,811
I GOT YOUR NUMBER
FROM FRANKIE,
323
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,680
OUR DRY CLEANER.
324
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,483
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
MY PROGRAM IS ON.
325
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,619
HARRY, HARRY,
IT'S ANDREA!
326
00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:36,921
I KNOW. I'M TRYING
TO GET OFF THE PHONE.
327
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,389
NO, IT'S ANDREA
ON THE PHONE!
328
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,590
YOU'RE
THE NEW GUY!
329
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,160
AAH!
330
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,161
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
331
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,895
JUST TALK TO HER.
332
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,734
CAN I GET
SOME PRIVACY?
333
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,268
SURE, MAN.
SORRY.
334
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,970
YOU TAKE
YOUR TIME.
335
00:12:56,809 --> 00:13:00,044
Harry on scanner:
WELL, HELLO, ANDREA.
336
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,045
I LIKE
THE NEW GUY.
337
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,713
HE'S GOOD.
338
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,219
WHERE ARE
THOSE BINOCULARS?
339
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,888
AH! THERE THEY ARE!
340
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,956
VINNIE'S
GONNA LOVE THESE!
341
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,324
AH!
342
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,325
CHANCELLOR.
343
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,826
DICK?
344
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,928
WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE SO EARLY?
345
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,396
I SAW THE LIGHT ON.
346
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,432
EARLY BIRD
GETS THE WORM, HUH?
347
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,800
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'D HAVE TO ASK
348
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,034
SOMEONE FROM
THE ORNITHOLOGY
349
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,404
DEPARTMENT.
I'M PHYSICS.
350
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,273
THOSE ARE
NICE-LOOKING BINOCULARS.
351
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,640
MAY I?
352
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,143
WHY NOT? I WON'T BE
NEEDING THEM.
353
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,877
[TELEPHONE
RINGS]
354
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,346
HELLO?
355
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,881
OH, HI, VINCE.
356
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,149
YEAH, I GOT THEM.
357
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,884
THE CHANCELLOR'S
HOLDING THEM RIGHT NOW.
358
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,453
THEY'RE LIGHT
BUT POWERFUL.
359
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,755
MUST BE PRICEY.
360
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:44,822
SO WE'RE JUST
GOING TO HAVE TO
361
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,758
DO IT ANOTHER DAY.
362
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,059
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU JUST LIFTED HER
363
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,326
INTO THE BASKET?
364
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,062
ARE YOU STILL GOING?
365
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,798
JUST THE TWO OF YOU,
ALONE?
366
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,533
WAS THAT
A CHAMPAGNE CORK?
367
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,501
HELLO? HELLO?
368
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,003
THAT RAT!
369
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,838
AND TO THINK I PEDALED
HIS BONY ASS
370
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,540
AROUND FOR MILES!
371
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,277
I KNEW IT!
372
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,445
WHAT?
373
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,847
DEAN FLEEGER'S
STEALING TOILET PAPER.
374
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,383
THAT'S WHY
HE GOT A MINIVAN.
375
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,256
ISN'T IT RICH?
376
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,292
AREN'T WE A PAIR?
377
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,161
ME HERE AT LAST
ON THE GROUND,
378
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,195
YOU IN...
379
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,498
MIDAIR.
380
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:33,471
Andrea on scanner:
SO THEN MY MOM SAID,
381
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,706
"THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME
FOR A PARAKEET."
382
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,509
BUT TO ME, HE JUST
LOOKS LIKE A PHILLIP.
383
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,812
Harry on scanner:
HA HA HA HA!
384
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,081
WELL,
YOU TELL PHILLIP
385
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,416
THAT I'LL SEE HIM
TOMORROW.
386
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,784
I WILL.
387
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,019
AND, HARRY,
388
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,855
I REALLY ENJOY
TALKING TO YOU.
389
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:54,959
BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
390
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,493
THIS SHOW HAS REALLY
GONE DOWNHILL SINCE
391
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,962
HARRY WAS INTRODUCED.
392
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,864
YEAH.
THEY NEED CONFLICT.
393
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,032
WHERE'S THE CONFLICT?
394
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,467
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOTTEN
SO BORING,
395
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,568
I'M ACTUALLY
THINKING ABOUT
396
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,202
READING A BOOK.
WHAT?!
397
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,637
HEY, YOU GUYS,
GUESS WHAT?
398
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,305
I'VE GOT A LUNCH DATE
WITH HER TOMORROW.
399
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,074
WE KNOW.
WE KNOW.
400
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,877
SAY, HARRY,
401
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,212
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
MAKE THAT LUNCH DATE
402
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,180
REALLY INTERESTING?
403
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,815
SHOW UP
2 HOURS LATE
404
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,684
STINKING OF BOOZE.
405
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,918
YES!
406
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,886
I CAN PRACTICALLY
HEAR HER CRYING
407
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:23,921
TO HER GIRLFRIEND.
408
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,657
NOW, THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
UH-HUH.
409
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,592
NO, I DON'T
PLAY THOSE GAMES.
410
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,461
I'M GONNA
TREAT HER RIGHT.
411
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,696
HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?
412
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,330
WE'RE YOUR AUDIENCE!
413
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,100
YOU SELFISH BASTARD!
414
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,608
AAH!
JUST TAKE THE MONEY!
415
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,642
DICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
416
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,810
WHISKING YOU AWAY
417
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,512
FOR A GLORIOUS
SICK DAY.
418
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:49,580
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
419
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,181
NO STRUDWICK
TO RUIN IT.
420
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,918
OH, AND I FOUND A PLACE
THAT RENTS RICKSHAWS.
421
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,619
YOU, MY LADY,
HAD BETTER PUT ON
422
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,022
YOUR RUNNING SHOES.
423
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,390
DICK, I CAN'T
TAKE A SICK DAY.
424
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,392
I'VE GOT
THE FACULTY SEMINAR,
425
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,461
FOLLOWED BY THE CHANCELLOR'S
CRAB-LEG LUNCH.
426
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,195
BUT I'VE ALREADY
CALLED IN SICK.
427
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,664
I WENT
WITH ASIATIC FLU.
428
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,065
VERY INFECTIOUS.
429
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,701
LEFT UNTREATED,
IT COULD KILL ME.
430
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,003
YOU CAN'T JUST
KEEP TAKING SICK DAYS.
431
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,472
WAIT A MINUTE.
IS STRUDWICK GONNA BE
432
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,472
AT THIS LUNCH?
433
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,473
WELL, THE LAST TIME
I TALKED TO HIM,
434
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,474
HE SAID HE WOULD BE.
435
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,243
SPARE ME YOUR
PILLOW TALK, MARY.
436
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,244
I'M GOING
TO THAT LUNCH, TOO.
437
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,312
YOU CAN'T!
438
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,880
YOU'RE PRETENDING
TO BE SICK, REMEMBER?
439
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:23,981
I'M GOING ANYWAY.
440
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,718
OH--I'M SORRY, DICK.
I'VE GOT TO GO.
441
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,920
YOU'RE GONNA
LOSE ME, MARY!
442
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,621
A GOOD-LOOKING MAN
ALONE IN THE STREETS
443
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:35,059
WITH AN EMPTY RICKSHAW--
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE ME!
444
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,761
I'VE LOST HER.
445
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,433
SO, AT FIRST,
WE THOUGHT THAT THERE
446
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,402
WERE JUST 5 PUPPIES,
447
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,736
BUT IT TURNS OUT
THAT THERE WERE--
448
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,505
NOW GET THIS--
449
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,140
6.
450
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:54,545
RIVETING.
451
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,881
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
HARRY HOLDING THEM.
452
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,783
HE WAS SO SWEET.
453
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,385
YEAH, NOT LIKE
THAT JERK STEVE.
454
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,853
STEVE?
455
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,056
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
YOUR CHEATING EX-BOYFRIEND.
456
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,425
I NEVER TOLD YOU
ABOUT STEVE.
457
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,692
HOW DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT HIM?
458
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,194
AHH, IT JUST
GOT GOOD AGAIN.
459
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,263
SHH, LET'S LISTEN.
460
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,699
ANDREA, MY RELATIONSHIP
461
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,901
WITH YOU IS BASED
ON THE TRUTH,
462
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,437
AND I'VE DECIDED THAT
I WILL NEVER LIE TO YOU.
463
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,905
LIE ABOUT WHAT,
HARRY?
464
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,206
OH, MY GOD,
HE'S GONNA TELL HER.
465
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,075
OH, NO, I GOTTA GO
TO THE BATHROOM!
466
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,309
CAN WE PAUSE IT?
467
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,078
NO. IT'S LIVE.
468
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,347
DURING THE PAST FEW DAYS,
469
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,616
WE'VE BEEN LISTENING
TO YOUR PHONE CONVERSATIONS
470
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,018
OVER THIS SCANNER.
471
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,719
OOOH.
OOOH.
472
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,588
YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO
MY PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS?
473
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,989
WE KNOW ABOUT STEVE
474
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,126
AND YOUR TIME
WITH THE MOONIES.
475
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:45,229
OH, MY GOD!
I FEEL SO VIOLATED!
476
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,132
DON'T BE!
WE'RE BIG FANS!
477
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,401
WE LOVE
WHAT YOU DO.
478
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,669
HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
479
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,271
OH, OFFICER,
THANK GOD.
480
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,006
THESE WEIRDOS
HAVE BEEN LISTENING
481
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,808
TO MY PRIVATE
CONVERSATIONS
482
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,110
ON THIS SCANNER.
483
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,246
HEY, MY SCANNER!
THANKS, GUYS.
484
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,414
OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE ALL IN
485
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,550
ON THIS TOGETHER.
486
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,151
YOU PEOPLE
ARE FREAKS!
487
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,488
FREAKS!
488
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,593
BRAVO!
YES!
489
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,495
[BOTH CHEERING]
490
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,496
YES!
491
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,899
YES, YOU AS WELL,
MY FRIEND!
492
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,441
[TAPPING KNIFE
AGAINST GLASS]
493
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,042
EXCUSE ME.
494
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,111
BEFORE YOU ALL
GO BACK TO YOUR CLASSES,
495
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,147
I JUST WANT TO SAY
ONE THING:
496
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:39,116
THE CENTERPIECES
ARE NOT TAKE-HOMES.
497
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,586
CHANCELLOR.
498
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,788
GOOD AFTERNOON,
EVERYONE.
499
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:51,428
I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
500
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,265
A MERE 2 HOURS AGO,
I WAS ON MY DEATHBED,
501
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,334
BUT THEN I REALIZED
THAT PENDELTON COMES FIRST.
502
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,403
THAT'S WHY
I'M REVOKING MY SICK DAY
503
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,138
TO BE HERE WITH YOU.
504
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,774
HEY, DICKIE,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT SICK.
505
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,643
WELL, I'M HERE NOW,
SO GET OUT OF MY SEAT.
506
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,877
I'M NOT BUDGING.
507
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,879
JUST SIT DOWN,
DICK, SIT DOWN!
508
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,114
HEY, HEY, HEY!
509
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,216
HEY, WHAT'S
ALL THE COMMOTION?
510
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:13,684
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THE COMMOTION IS.
511
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,019
THIS BEARDED SNAKE
TOOK A SICK DAY OFF
512
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,356
WITHOUT EVEN BEING SICK
AND SPENT THE DAY
513
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,490
BALLOONING
OVER RUTHERFORD
514
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,693
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
AND MY FRIED CHICKEN!
515
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,695
GO HOME! YOUR FEVER
IS MAKING YOU SAY
516
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,963
CRAZY THINGS.
517
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,464
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
518
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,600
YOU HAVE ASIATIC
FLU, REMEMBER?
519
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,002
ASIATIC FLU?
THAT'S HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!
520
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,236
HE SHOULD STAY HOME
FOR A WEEK.
521
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,438
OH, YOU'D JUST LOVE
TO HAVE ME OUT
522
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,839
OF THE WAY,
WOULDN'T YOU?
523
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,642
DICK, THE ENTIRE FACULTY'S
IN THIS ROOM.
524
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,310
I WANT YOU TO GO HOME
IMMEDIATELY.
525
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,111
BYE-BYE, DICK.
FEEL BETTER.
526
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,346
FINE!
527
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,748
BUT IF I'M
GOING HOME, STRUDWICK,
528
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,881
YOU'RE GOING HOME, TOO.
529
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:45,950
WHAT? I'M NOT SICK.
530
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:49,420
OH, NO? SAY HELLO
TO THE ASIATIC FLU!
531
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,462
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?!
532
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,730
ARE YOU INSANE?!
533
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,798
WHY THE HELL
DID YOU DO THAT?!
534
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,400
YOU'RE NOT SICK!
535
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,002
YES, I AM.
536
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,940
OH, MY GOD!
NO, I'M NOT!
537
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,708
THEN WHY--OH!
538
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,412
WHY DID I USE MY TONGUE?
539
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,218
TOO BAD THINGS
DIDN'T WORK OUT
540
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,320
WITH YOU AND ANDREA.
541
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,388
WOMEN.
542
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,023
THEY SAY THEY WANT
HONESTY IN A RELATIONSHIP,
543
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,624
BUT THEY DON'T WANT
TO KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN
544
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,294
EAVESDROPPING ON THEM.
545
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,629
THEY WANT IT
BOTH WAYS.
546
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,999
YEAH,
WE MAKE ME SICK.
547
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,001
WELL, I WASN'T
REAL HONEST ABOUT BEING
548
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,235
SICK AND EVERYTHING,
549
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,237
BUT IT ALL TURNED OUT
PRETTY WELL FOR ME.
550
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,238
YOU SAID THAT
THE CHANCELLOR
551
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,673
TOOK AWAY ALL
YOUR SICK DAYS.
552
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:47,611
YEAH, BUT HE GAVE ME
6 MENTAL HEALTH DAYS.
553
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,279
AND THEY'RE MANDATORY.
554
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,314
6 MENTAL HEALTH
DAYS?
555
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,582
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO?
556
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,117
WELL, I'M REQUIRED
TO SEE A DOCTOR
557
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,719
IN THE MORNING,
BUT IN THE AFTERNOON,
558
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,854
I'M GONNA GO BACK
TO THE GO-CART TRACK.
559
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,289
I'M GONNA TRY TO
JUMP THE HAY BALES
560
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,991
AND TAKE THAT BABY
OUT ONTO THE OPEN ROAD.
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