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I'M TELLIN' YOU, SALLY,
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THE NEW BOND PICTURE'S
AT THE $2.00 THEATER.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I JUST CAN'T
GET USED TO BOND
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BEING PLAYED
BY ANYBODY
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BUT TIMOTHY DALTON.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD GO SEE
THAT NEW IMAX MOVIE--
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"THE SECRET LIFE
OF CATS."
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OH, YEAH.
THE--THE SCREEN IS HUGE.
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IT'S A 50-FOOT CAT,
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AND YOU
ARE THE MOUSE.
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I SWEAR
IT'LL BE FUN.
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OH, HOW COULD IT NOT?
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HEY, WHERE'S
RUTHERFORD BARBIE
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TAKIN' YOU NOW?
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WE'RE GOIN' TO THE MALL.
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IT'S SPRING PULLOVER MADNESS
AT P.J. HARVEY'S.
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SPRING PULLOVERS?
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OH, MY GOD, I LOVE
THE SPRING PULLOVERS.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
THEIR TWIN SETS?
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THEY'RE ADORABLE.
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WITH
THE NUBBY V-NECK?
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SO COOL!
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EXCUSE ME,
BUT THE TWO OF YOU
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HATE EACH OTHER,
REMEMBER?
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THOSE WOULD LOOK
SO GREAT ON YOU.
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MAYBE IF I HAD
YOUR HAIR.
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OH, MY GOD, I'D TRADE
FOR YOUR HAIR ANY DAY.
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YES, WELL,
THAT'S ALL THE TIME
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WE HAVE FOR TODAY.
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SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
BYE-BYE.
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CAN WE COME
WITH YOU GUYS?
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NO.
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LET'S NOT.
SURE!
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OH, GREAT! YOU KNOW,
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I LOVE THAT CABLE
KNITS ARE BACK.
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[INDISTINCT]
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YOU COULDN'T HAVE
GONE OUT THE BACK WAY?
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I NEVER
SAW IT COMING.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I HAVE A SPECIAL
DELIVERY PACKAGE
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ADDRESSED TO A...
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BIRTHDAY GIRL.
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OOH, A VIDEO.
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COULD THIS
BE A SEXY VIDEO?
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COULD BE.
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"THIRTY DAYS
TO THINNER THIGHS."
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YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE
ALWAYS COMPLAINING
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ABOUT YOUR
CHUNKY THIGHS?
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HERE'S A...
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GIFT-GIVING TIP,
DICK.
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JEWELRY SAYS, "OUR LOVE
GOES ON FOREVER."
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EXERCISE VIDEOS SAY,
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"YOUR ASS
GOES ON FOREVER!"
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NINA!
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UH...UH...UH...
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HARRY, DON'T BRING
THAT IN HERE.
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WHAT? I JUST CARRIED IT
UP 4 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!
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GET IT OUT OF HERE.
HARRY, WATCH--
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WHO'S THE THIGH BUSTER
FOR?
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UH...UH...UH...
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YOU, THUNDER THIGHS!
HA HA!
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HA! UH, BURN.
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IT'S A LOT OF WORK
FOR A JOKE,
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BUT WELL WORTH IT.
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TAKE IT AWAY, HARRY.
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OH, MARY, GUESS
WHO'S PARTNERING UP
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FOR THE BIG BADGER DAY
DANCE CONTEST.
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ME AND JUDITH.
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OH, THAT'LL BE GREAT!
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WE'LL BE PRACTICING
IN MY OFFICE,
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AND WE DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE
TO GET THE WRONG IDEA.
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I'M A VERY SEXUAL
PERSON WHEN I DANCE.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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DO YOU WANT TO ENTER
THE CONTEST, MARY?
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[CHORTLES]
HA HA HA HA!
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WHY? WHAT'S
SO FUNNY?
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MARY...DANCING.
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BUT MARY'S
A FANTASTIC DANCER.
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REALLY, DICK,
I--I HAVE TWO LEFT FEET.
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SHE AIN'T KIDDIN'.
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I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT MY MARY
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HAS THE GRACE OF A SWAN,
THE DEXTERITY OF A HAWK,
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AND THE POWERFUL KICK
OF AN OSTRICH!
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MARY, WOULD YOU
DO ME THE HONOR
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OF SLAUGHTERING THEM
WITH ME
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IN THE BADGER DAY
DANCE CONTEST?
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YES, I WOULD.
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HERE'S A TIP FOR YOU,
DICK--SHIN GUARDS.
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OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?
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WELL, UH, HERE'S A TIP
FOR YOU, STRUDWICK...
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BITE ME!
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BOY, THAT DANCE SURE
SOUNDS LIKE FUN, HUH?
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WOULD YOU DO ME
THE HONOR
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OF SLAUGHTERING
THAT BEARDED GUY
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AND THE GLASSES LADY?
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YOU KNOW, I WISH
I COULD, BUT SEE--
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COME ON, NINA.
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YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE
ANYONE TO GO WITH.
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OK, HARRY.
I'LL DANCE WITH YOU.
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YES! TRUST ME, NINA,
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YOU WILL NOT
REGRET IT!
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UHH! OH, NO.
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I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
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HERE. NOW HOLD IT.
1, 2, 3!
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UNH!
UNH!
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OHH!
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HOW CAN THEY
STILL BE IN THERE?
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HOW CAN ANYTHING
TAKE THIS LONG?
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I HATE
THE SPRING PULLOVERS.
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I HATE THEM.
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I WANT TO KILL THEM.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, YOU LOOK GREAT!
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THAT'S THE ONE!
LET'S RING IT UP!
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I WANT TO TRY
THE PURPLE ONE AGAIN.
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OH, WITH
THE GRAY CAPRIS!
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AAH!
AAH!
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[BOTH GIGGLING]
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CUT IT OUT.
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I SAID
CUT IT OUT!
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CUT IT OUT!
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AAH! AAH.
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[CHUCKLING]
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HEY, GUYS.
READY TO GO?
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OH, GEE,
I DON'T KNOW, DON.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, YEAH. I...
SUPPOSE I'M READY.
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WHEW!
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I GOT TO TELL YOU...
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I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU SEE IN ALISSA.
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SHE'S FINE!
SHE'S GOT GREAT TASTE
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AND A SUPER-CUTE BODY.
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YOU--YOU SAW HER BODY?
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OH, YEAH. WE WERE NAKED
IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
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NAKED?! I...I SPENT
A YEAR OF MY LIFE
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TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY
TO SEE HER NAKED,
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AND THEN IT JUST
FALLS INTO YOUR LAP?
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RELAX!
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I WILL NOT!
BUT--
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OK, MARY...
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LET'S BEGIN.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND...
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NOW, WHAT WAS THAT?
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DON'T I SPIN
INTO YOUR ARMS?
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OH, THAT WAS SPINNING?
I'M SORRY.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D
LOST YOUR BALANCE.
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HERE. LET'S GO AGAIN.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8...
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OK, THAT WAS WRONG.
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YES.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND...
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THIS IS SO WRONG.
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HOW IS IT THAT WOMEN
ON THIS PLANET
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CAN FREELY LOOK AT
OTHER WOMEN NAKED?
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I MEAN,
THE MEN CAN'T LOOK
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AT OTHER MEN NAKED.
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YES, THEY CAN.
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TRUST ME,
IT'S DISCOURAGED.
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SO I SAW
YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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THAT'S JUST IT!
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IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
TO YOU!
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TO ME, IT'S
A VERY BIG DEAL!
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PERHAPS THE BIGGEST
OF ALL DEALS!
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BUT IT HAPPENS
TO YOU,
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SOMEONE TO WHOM IT'S
A VERY TINY DEAL.
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IRONY SUCKS!
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WELL, TOMMY,
HAVE YOU ASKED ALISSA
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IF YOU COULD
SEE HER NAKED?
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I MEAN, EVERY TIME I'VE HAD
THE URGE TO SEE A GUY NAKED,
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ALL I'VE HAD TO DO IS ASK,
AND BAM! JOHNSON!
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ALL RIGHT, HARRY,
JUST WATCH ME.
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WE'LL START WITH
SOMETHING SIMPLE.
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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[SNAPPING FINGERS]
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8.
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STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP.
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO! NO! NO!
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BACK TO ONE.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP.
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AND--NO.
ONE QUESTION, HON.
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ARE YOU A DANCER
OR A WATER BUFFALO?
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I'M TRYING MY BEST!
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I DON'T MEAN
TO BE A BITCH, MARY...
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
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YOU WANTED TO WIN
THIS THING.
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NO. I DIDN'T.
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YOU SAID,
"IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN."
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I SAID, "OK."
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU'RE BEING COMPETITIVE.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S A COMPETITION!
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NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YES.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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AND STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP!
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STEP, STEP--
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HEY, THAT'S
VERY, VERY BAD.
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THAT'S IT.
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I'M LEAVING.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND STEP, STEP,
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STEP AND STEP!
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STEP, STEP, STEP
AND STEP!
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NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!
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OOH. SEE?
IT STARTS AT 7:15.
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OH, THIS IS SO GREAT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT, DON?
IT IS SO MUCH EASIER
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TO PICK OUT
A MOVIE WITH ALISSA
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THAN WITH YOU.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
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A DREW BARRYMORE MOVIE.
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NEVER.
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I'LL GO CHANGE.
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ALISSA...AHEM.
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I NEED TO
SEE YOU NAKED.
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I KNOW. YOU WROTE IT
IN MY YEARBOOK.
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RIGHT. SO,
YOU WANT TO GO DOWN
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TO DUBCEK'S
UTILITY SHED?
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EXCUSE ME.
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AAH!
Don: WHOA!
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JUST A MINUTE!
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WHAT...
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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I JUST SAW
DON...CHANGING.
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[COLDLY]
EXCUSE ME?
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WHOO.
BIG FINISH.
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YEP.
WHOO!
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THAT WAS FUN, HARRY!
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WELL, IT SURE WAS!
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NINA...
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S POSSIBLE
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FOR TWO PEOPLE TO DANCE
WITH EACH OTHER
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WITHOUT INEVITABLY
FALLING IN LOVE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
WANT TO SLEEP OVER?
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MM-MMM.
ALL RIGHT.
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SHE'S QUITE A DANCER,
ISN'T SHE, HARRY?
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OH, SHE SURE IS, DICK.
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HARRY...
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YOU REMEMBER
THAT IDEA YOU HAD
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ABOUT ME DANCING
WITH NINA
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AND YOU
STAYING HOME?
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YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
THINKING IT OVER,
243
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,611
AND I'VE DECIDED THAT
IS A TERRIFIC IDEA.
244
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,747
OH! WELL, THAN--HEY!
THAT WASN'T MY IDEA!
245
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,015
NOW, DON'T BE MODEST,
HARRY.
246
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,950
I WILL DANCE WITH NINA,
AND YOU WILL STAY HOME
247
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,886
PER YOUR
ORIGINAL SUGGESTION.
248
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,086
WELL, BUT, DICK,
I DIDN'T--
249
00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,422
HARRY, I REALLY WANT
TO WIN THIS CONTEST.
250
00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,824
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO
WIN IT LAST YEAR,
251
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,092
AND YOU DIDN'T
EVEN ENTER.
252
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,626
I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT IT!
253
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:05,296
NEITHER DID I, HARRY!
254
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,766
SO I AM DANCING WITH NINA,
AND YOU ARE STAYING HOME.
255
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,268
NOW, THAT IS AN ORDER!
256
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,303
SHOULD'VE ENTERED
LAST YEAR.
257
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:14,906
STUPID!
258
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,116
SALLY, IT'S TIME
TO GO TO THE DANCE.
259
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,551
JUST GET OVER IT.
260
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:31,055
NO WOMAN SHOULD SEE
MY DONNIE LIKE THAT.
261
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:34,459
HIS NAKED BODY
IS MY SACRED JEWEL.
262
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,395
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, TOMMY.
263
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,030
OHHH...I DISAGREE.
264
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,766
I WOULD SUGGEST TO YOU
THAT IT IS VERY FUNNY!
265
00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:42,934
HEH HEH HEH!
266
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:46,236
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T LAUGH
IF I WERE YOU.
267
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,006
I MEAN, NOW THAT ALISSA'S
SEEN A REAL MAN NAKED,
268
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,407
HOW ARE YOU GONNA LOOK?
269
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,609
AH, PFFTT!
270
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,077
COME ON! HEY...
271
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,279
I HARDLY THINK
THAT, UH...
272
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,081
I MEAN...
273
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,716
REALLY?
274
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,651
YES.
275
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,353
[QUIETLY]
REALLY?
276
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,624
HI, HI, HI! HI!
277
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,695
HARRY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
278
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,197
I LOST
THE TV REMOTE.
279
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,366
YOU LOST IT
IN THE STOVE?
280
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,501
IF I KNEW
WHERE I LOST IT,
281
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,769
IT WOULDN'T BE LOST!
282
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,336
NOW, WOULD IT?!
283
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,639
SALLY! TOMMY, COME ON!
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!
284
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,340
ALL RIGHT,
WHATEVER.
285
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,042
WOW!
LOOK AT YOU GUYS!
286
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,144
WE'RE OFF TO THE BIG
BADGER DAY DANCE.
287
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,747
HEY, SO ALBRIGHT WAS OK
WITH YOU DITCHIN' HER?
288
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,482
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
289
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,251
SHE SAID IF I WAS
GONNA BE SUCH A BIG JERK
290
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,685
ABOUT THIS DANCE THING,
291
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,719
SHE WASN'T
GONNA GO WITH ME.
292
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,121
I SAID, "FABULOUS!"
293
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:42,393
BOY. I SURE WISH
I COULD GO TO THE DANCE.
294
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,163
[LAUGHING]
295
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,530
YOU?! GO TO
THE DANCE?!
296
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,466
LOOK AT YOU!
DRESSED IN RAGS!
297
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,501
YOU'RE SO DIRTY!
298
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,303
[LAUGHING]
299
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,972
DIRTY!
300
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,673
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
301
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,677
MAN! THAT DICK
IS SUCH A TYRANT.
302
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,113
I MEAN, DON'T I HAVE
A RIGHT TO BE HAPPY?
303
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,883
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GO
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO.
304
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,919
ME? GO TO THE DANCE?
305
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,854
BUT HOW?
I GOT NO CAR.
306
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,423
I GOT NOTHIN'
TO WEAR.
307
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,958
OH, HARRY...
308
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,329
I GUESS
YOU'RE SCREWED.
309
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,209
CROSS YOUR FINGERS
FOR ME, MARY.
310
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,210
UH...NO.
311
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,045
THOSE, UH, FINGERS
AREN'T CROSSED.
312
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,181
YOU NEED TWO,
AND...
313
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,414
I'LL EXPLAIN IT
TO YOU LATER.
314
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,786
SALLY, THOSE SHOES
ARE AWESOME.
315
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,389
OH, YOU LIKE TO LOOK
AT 'EM, DO YOU?
316
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,590
YOU LIKE TO LOOK
AT A LOT OF THINGS
317
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,592
THAT BELONG TO ME.
318
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,027
SALLY, GO EASY.
319
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,261
IT WAS JUST
AN ACCIDENT.
320
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,597
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT ACCIDENTS, TOMMY.
321
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,432
BEHIND EVERY ACCIDENT...
322
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,434
IS AN INTENTIONAL ACT.
323
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,935
THEY SAY THAT?
324
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,305
OH, OH, THEY SAY THAT,
AND THEY'RE DEADLY SERIOUS.
325
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,673
LOOK, IF ANYBODY
DID THIS ON PURPOSE,
326
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,708
IT WAS DON.
327
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,577
OH, RIGHT.
HOW WOULD HE KNOW
328
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,212
THAT SHE WOULD
BURST IN ON HIM?
329
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,482
UNLESS THEY
PLANNED THIS TOGETHER.
330
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,150
OH!
331
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,485
THAT'S
THE ONLY EXPLANATION
332
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,654
THAT MAKES SENSE.
333
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,391
ALISSA. AHEM.
334
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,825
I'M GONNA GO, UH...
335
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,596
POWDER MY NOSE
IN THE LADIES' CRAPPER.
336
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,031
UM...I'LL COME WITH YOU?
337
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,099
COME ON.
338
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,367
[CHUCKLES]
339
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,102
WOMEN, HUH?
GO TO HELL.
340
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,603
WHAT?
341
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,804
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
I HOPE YOU HAVE
342
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,905
YOUR DANCIN' SHOES ON,
343
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,474
BECAUSE THE SWING DANCE
COMPETITION
344
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,941
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
345
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:40,344
AND MAY THE BEST MAN
WIN, SOLOMON--ME.
346
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,947
OH, BY THE WAY, STRUDWICK,
A GORILLA CALLED.
347
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,182
HE WANTS HIS BUTT,
348
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,118
WHICH YOU'RE USING
FOR A FACE, BACK!
349
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,122
HEY...
350
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,191
ARE YOU SWINGERS
READY TO SWING?
351
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,329
I SAID, ARE YOU SWINGERS
READY TO SWING?
352
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,498
OK, START.
353
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,638
HARRY.
DICK.
354
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,772
IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE DANCING WITH NINA,
355
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,241
YOU'VE GOT
ANOTHER THING COMING.
356
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,242
SCREW NINA!
357
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,010
OH. I'M SORRY.
358
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,745
DR. ALBRIGHT, WOULD
YOU DO ME THE HONOR
359
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,180
OF DANCING WITH ME?
360
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,948
IT WOULD BE
MY PLEASURE...
361
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,418
HARRY!
362
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,820
[PEPPY SWING NUMBER
BEGINS]
363
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,480
ALL RIGHT. UH...
364
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,449
COME...COME BACK.
HARRY. HARRY.
365
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,191
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU?
366
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,326
SALLY PUSHED ME
INTO A GARBAGE CAN.
367
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,829
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
368
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,263
HEH HEH HEH!
369
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,698
THIS IS FUNNY
TO YOU?
370
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,766
OH, DON'T PLAY
SO INNOCENT!
371
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,867
YEAH, LOLITA.
372
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:10,868
YOU'VE BEEN ANGLING
FOR A GANDER
373
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,770
AT DON'S GOODS
FOR MONTHS!
374
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,839
WHAT?!
375
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,073
I DOUBT THAT.
376
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,009
HA! AS IF YOU HAD
NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT!
377
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,677
I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON
SOME POWDER!
378
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,978
WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO GO AROUND
379
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,147
FLASHING OTHER PEOPLE'S
GIRLFRIENDS?
380
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,016
[TOMMY SOBS]
381
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,418
AGAIN,
I DID NOT DO THAT.
382
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,554
DOES THAT MAKE YOU
FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN?
383
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,356
I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON
SOME POWDER!
384
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,229
Announcer: WOW!
385
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,699
THAT WAS SOME HOT,
HOT DANCIN'.
386
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,733
AND RIGHT NOW,
THE JUDGES
387
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,901
ARE LITERALLY MAKING
388
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,736
THE MOST IMPORTANT
DECISION OF THEIR LIVES.
389
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,705
OH, PLEASE LET IT BE ME!
PLEASE LET IT BE ME!
390
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,606
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
391
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,640
AND THE WINNER IS...
392
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,276
[DRUM ROLL]
393
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,277
NINA CAMPBELL...
394
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,111
DAMN!
AND DICK SOLOMON!
395
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,047
ME! YES!
396
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,019
OH, HO, HO!
397
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,162
SO, STRUDWICK...
398
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,530
YEAH. JUDITH...
399
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,998
YOU WERE THE ONES WHO SAID
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE, HUH?
400
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,699
WE NEVER SAID YOU
DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
401
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,701
WE SAID YOU AND MARY
DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
402
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,869
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
403
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,271
AND--AND YET, WE WON!
404
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,506
I MEAN, I WON,
405
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,843
WHICH PROVES MY POINT
THAT MARY CAN DANCE!
406
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,344
IN A WAY.
407
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,346
MARY. MARY!
408
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,591
SO, UM...TELL ME.
409
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,859
AHEM.
410
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,663
HAS SEEING DON...
RUINED YOU FOR ME?
411
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,235
UH...IT MAY HAVE RUINED
POWDER FOR ME.
412
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:29,306
BUT...YOU COULD STILL
ENJOY SEEING ME NAKED.
413
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,308
SURE.
414
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,043
REALLY? THAT'S GREAT!
415
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,946
HEY...YOU WANT TO
SEE ME NAKED RIGHT NOW?
416
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,381
NO.
417
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:40,117
[SOBBING]
418
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,052
TRUST ME, SALLY.
419
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,022
I DON'T WANT ANYONE
BUT YOU TO SEE ME NAKED.
420
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,390
REALLY?
421
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,659
REALLY.
422
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,793
ACTUALLY, I DON'T
EVEN WANT YOU
423
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,596
TO SEE ME NAKED.
424
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,865
BABY, I SEE YOU NAKED
EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES.
425
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,901
PLEASE STOP.
426
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,704
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
427
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,075
NINA?
428
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,943
I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
429
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:11,248
THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU
DUMPED ME TO DANCE WITH DICK,
430
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,883
I STILL THINK
THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP
431
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,285
IS WORTH SAVING.
432
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,188
WE DON'T HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP.
433
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,024
AH. YOUR MOUTH
SAYS NO...
434
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,959
BUT YOUR LIPS SAY YES.
435
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,227
HA HA HA!
436
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,729
OH, AND HOW, EXACTLY,
WOULD MY LIPS SAY Y--
437
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,103
OH, OK, THEN.
438
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,641
GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
439
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,144
Dick: MARY, WAIT!
440
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,078
MARY!
441
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,649
[ROMANTIC
BALLROOM MUSIC PLAYS]
442
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,426
[MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY]
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