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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,339 OH, MY GOD! 2 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,007 LAST NIGHT'S GAME WAS BRUTAL! 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,508 OH, WHAT HAPPENED? 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,510 "WHITE QUEEN'S BISHOP 3 TAKES BLACK ROOK'S PAWN 4 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,712 IN 12 MOVES!" 6 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,381 AAH! IN YOUR FACE, ANDREI PERSHNEKOV! 7 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:17,416 OH! OH! 8 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,450 ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, SET UP IN HERE. 9 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:19,818 MOVE ALL THIS FURNITURE OUT. 10 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,152 HI, DONNY! 11 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,387 YOU WANT AN OMELETTE? 12 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:23,522 I CAN'T, SALLY. 13 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,123 I'M HERE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 14 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:27,492 AND, YES, I WOULD LIKE THAT OMELETTE. 15 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,661 WHAT KIND OF OFFICIAL BUSINESS? 16 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,029 MUSHROOM AND CHEESE. 17 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,932 OH! AND WE SUSPECT THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR 18 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,769 ACROSS THE STREET IS A VIDEO PIRATE. 19 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:39,270 OHH, YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH THE PEG LEG 20 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:41,173 AND THE EYE PATCH? 21 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,342 NO, THE GUY RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HIM. 22 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,277 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF SCUM 23 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,811 THAT PUTS NEW MOVIES ON TAPE 24 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,548 AND THEN RESELLS THEM ILLEGALLY FOR A PROFIT. 25 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,517 DON, WHEN YOU NAB THIS CRIMINAL, 26 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:53,852 AS I KNOW YOU WILL, 27 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,187 CAN YOU GET US A COPY OF PRINCE'S MUCH MALIGNED 28 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,723 AND MISUNDERSTOOD FILM CLASSIC 29 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,291 UNDER A CHERRY MOON? 30 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,393 DICK, YOU CAN GET THAT AT ANY VIDEO STORE. 31 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,727 YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU? 32 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:03,662 NO. BUT NO. 33 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,031 JIMMY! 34 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:07,566 GET THOSE 22 POWER BINOCULARS. 35 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,833 PUT THEM ON THE TRIPOD. 36 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,735 BOB, GET THE NIGHT GOGGLES FOR BACKUP. 37 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,370 AND, PHIL! 38 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:13,338 SURPRISE ME. 39 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,909 MAN, I LOVE IT 40 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,479 WHEN YOU ORDER PEOPLE AROUND. 41 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,747 ORDER ME AROUND. 42 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,716 WELL, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING LEFT TO DO. 43 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,651 I WAS SORT OF RUNNING OUT OF GAS WITH PHIL. 44 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,153 ORDER 45 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:29,588 ME 46 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,490 AROUND. 47 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,258 WELL, I, UH... 48 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,261 I GUESS YOU COULD MAKE ME THAT OMELETTE. 49 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,397 ARE YOU ASKING ME OR TELLING ME? 50 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:40,432 AND MAKE IT FLUFFY! WAAH! 51 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,673 SINCE VOLUME IS PROPORTIONAL 52 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,308 TO THE CUBE OF THE RADIUS, 53 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:28,246 THEN THE ATOM IS ACTUALLY 10 TO THE 15th POWER-- 54 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,814 MMM! 55 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:32,950 WHAT DID I JUST SAY, LEON? 56 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:36,421 UH, "WHAT DID I JUST SAY, LEON." 57 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,089 STUDENTS, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 58 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,859 THE ORBITAL TRAJECTORIES OF SUBATOMIC NUCLEI. 59 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,762 THIS IS THE FUN STUFF I PROMISED YOU! 60 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:44,929 DR. SOLOMON, 61 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,965 HOW CAN YOU EXPECT US TO CONCENTRATE? 62 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,166 YEAH, THIS IS THE LAST CLASS 63 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,234 BEFORE SPRING BREAK. 64 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,236 AHH, YES, SPRING BREAK. 65 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:53,372 THE TIME WHEN YOUNG PEOPLE GIVE THEIR MINDS A REST 66 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:56,108 FROM GIVING THEIR MINDS A REST. 67 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,276 IT'S SO GREAT! 68 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,311 IT'S A WHOLE WEEK OF DRINKING AND PARTYING 69 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,915 AND WATER-SKIING NAKED AT MIDNIGHT WITH A LIVE GOAT! 70 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:04,182 IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN! 71 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,584 THAT SOUNDS UTTERLY INFANTILE! 72 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:09,488 NOT TO MENTION A WASTE OF A VERY TALENTED GOAT. 73 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,989 COME ON, DR. SOLOMON. YOU WERE YOUNG ONCE. 74 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,560 WHY, NO. 75 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,896 NO, I WASN'T. 76 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,063 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 77 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,367 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 78 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,807 NINA... 79 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,709 YOU STILL PASS FOR YOUNG. 80 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,813 WHAT DO YOU DO DURING SPRING BREAK? 81 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,315 I LIKE TO USE THE TIME TO RELAX 82 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,450 AND FIND MY CENTER AGAIN. 83 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,151 AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 84 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:43,221 WELL, I PICTURE A 50-MILE RADIUS AROUND YOU, 85 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,823 AND I GO OUTSIDE OF THAT. 86 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:50,128 AH, THAT DOES SOUND RELAXING. 87 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:53,131 OH, DICK, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 88 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:54,433 I WANTED YOU TO SEE THIS. 89 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,501 "THE BED AND BREAKFAST ON STERLING LAKE"? 90 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,302 STERLING LAKE IS REALLY SPECIAL TO ME, DICK. 91 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,905 I SPENT SO MANY HAPPY SUMMERS THERE 92 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,706 WITH MY FAMILY WHEN I WAS YOUNG. 93 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,876 WAIT A SECOND. YOU HAD A YOUTH, TOO? 94 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,344 YES, DICK. 95 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:07,812 WELL, WHAT WAS IT LIKE, 96 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,314 OR CAN YOU STILL REMEMBER? 97 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,383 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 98 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,786 WE LIVED IN LOG CABINS WE BUILT OURSELVES. 99 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,689 OH! AND WHEN MR. LINCOLN CAME TO TOWN, 100 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,658 WE WERE ALL A-FLUTTER. 101 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,094 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS LIKE, DICK? 102 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,595 I'M SORRY, MARY. 103 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,465 I JUST FEEL LIKE... 104 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,200 LIKE I NEVER HAD A YOUTH. 105 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:29,501 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 106 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,935 WHILE YOU WERE GROWING UP, 107 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,237 I WAS WORKING 108 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,272 AS A COLOR SPECTRUM PARTICLE SEPARATOR 109 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,940 AT THE ASSEMBLAGE DOME. 110 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,610 BOY, AND I BITCHED ABOUT WORKING 111 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,144 AT THE DAIRY QUEEN. 112 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,849 PHIL? 113 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,786 WHAT IS THIS? 114 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,389 I ORDERED A PASTRAMI ON RYE WITHOUT MUSTARD. 115 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:54,492 THIS HAS MUSTARD! 116 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,761 YOU CALL YOURSELF A COP? 117 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,670 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT! 118 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,939 ARE THOSE COPS GONNA BE UP HERE ALL NIGHT? 119 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,006 'CAUSE I'D REALLY RATHER 120 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,476 HAVE THEM COME DOWN TO MY PLACE. 121 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,778 THEY'RE STAKING OUT THIS GUY ACROSS THE STREET 122 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,681 WHO ILLEGALLY PIRATES VIDEOS. 123 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:18,216 DOES HE HAVE ANY FILMS STARRING... 124 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,685 CHESTY DOUBLOONS? 125 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:23,155 UH, I'M NOT SURE. WHY? 126 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,423 NO REASON. 127 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,526 OK, BOYS, I'M OUT OF HERE. 128 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,793 NOW, LISTEN UP. 129 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,061 WITH THE POLICE HERE DAY AND NIGHT, 130 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,696 I WANT YOU ALL TO BE ON YOUR GUARD. 131 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:32,998 DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT MIGHT EXPOSE 132 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,666 OUR TRUE IDENTITIES. 133 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,833 COME ON, DICK. 134 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,001 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO, 135 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,336 WALK AROUND IN T-SHIRTS THAT SAY, 136 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,472 "HUG ME. I'M AN ALIEN"? 137 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,311 I'M NEVER GONNA LIVE THAT DOWN, AM I? 138 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,913 YOUR HEAD LOOKS FUNNY. 139 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,715 WATCH THIS. 140 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,150 I'M LOOKING FOR AN OFFICER 141 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,985 DON ORVILLE. 142 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,490 I AM HE. 143 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,992 JACK McMANNUS. STATE CRIME DIVISION. 144 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,727 WELL, WHAT, LIKE THE FEDS? 145 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,362 NO. 146 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,864 FEDS ARE FEDERAL. I'M WITH THE STATE. 147 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,633 IT'S FEDS... 148 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,268 STATE... 149 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,670 YOU. 150 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,307 DON, IS HE SERIOUS? 151 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,641 LISTEN UP, PEOPLE! 152 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:17,809 WE'VE BEEN CHASING THIS VIDEO PIRATE 153 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,711 FOR A LONG TIME, SO I HEREBY COMMANDEER 154 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,246 THIS OBSERVATION POST. 155 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,882 BUT DON, THIS IS YOUR CASE. TELL HIM! 156 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,051 YEAH, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 157 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,518 YOU CAN GET ME A SANDWICH. 158 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:31,256 HEY, WHO'S THIS GUY? 159 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,225 JACK McMANNUS. I'M WITH THE STATE. 160 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,026 OOH! A FED. 161 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,902 AND THIS IS YOUR ROOM. 162 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,305 OH, MY GOD. 163 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,240 MARY, COME LOOK AT THE ROOM! 164 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,747 OH, IT'S JUST AS IT WAS 165 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,248 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. 166 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,150 AND I REMEMBER YOU! 167 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,585 MY FAMILY, THE ALBRIGHTS, 168 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,086 BROUGHT ME HERE EVERY SUMMER. 169 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,689 I'M SORRY, DEAR. I DON'T RECALL. 170 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,158 OH, YOU MUST REMEMBER! 171 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,893 I LOVED YOUR BLUEBERRY BELGIAN WAFFLES. 172 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,962 I HAVE SO MANY GUESTS HERE. 173 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,898 YOU PEOPLE ALL BLEND TOGETHER. 174 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,136 OH! I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA! 175 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,105 WE USED TO GO TO THIS WOODSY LITTLE PLACE 176 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,373 CALLED DER BURGERPLATZ. 177 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:23,508 THE JUICIEST HAMBURGERS IN THE WORLD. 178 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,543 IT SOUNDS DER WONDERFUL. 179 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:26,978 SHALL WE GO NOW? 180 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,047 OR LATER. 181 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,281 AFTER YOU'VE EARNED IT. 182 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,683 OH. YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO-- 183 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,619 BUT, MARY, IT'S STILL DAYLIGHT. 184 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,823 SURE! THAT'S THE CHARM OF A PLACE LIKE THIS. 185 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,024 OH, THEY SHOULD PUT THAT IN THE BROCHURE. 186 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,297 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RIDE DON LIKE THAT? 187 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,799 HE'S A GOOD GUY. 188 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,268 WELL, I'M SURE HE IS, BUT I HAVE A JOB TO DO. 189 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,871 I DIDN'T MAKE LIEUTENANT BY BEING A SOFTIE. 190 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,639 WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE A LIEUTENANT? 191 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,074 SO AM I! 192 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,110 SALVATION ARMY. 193 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,412 YEAH, YEAH. 194 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,615 I GET TO RING YOUR BIGGER BELLS. 195 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:05,984 SO DOES THE TARGET 196 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,318 HAVE A BACK DOOR PERIMETER? 197 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,319 YEAH. I'LL HAVE A UNIT STANDING BY 198 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,688 WITH A RESERVE BLOCKADE. 199 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,390 OH, HOW YOU GOING IN, "V" FORMATION OR 2 BY 2? 200 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,560 WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR MILITARY TACTICS. 201 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:17,929 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS CROWDS, 202 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,764 THEY'RE BASICALLY ANIMALS. 203 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,500 2 BY 2, BUT IF THINGS GET DICEY, 204 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,501 I'M GONNA HAVE TO FALL BACK ON 205 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,502 SPRINT AND COVER. 206 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,871 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD DO. 207 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,173 SHALL WE TALK WEAPONS? 208 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,675 SURE. 209 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,443 WANT TO SEE MY PIECE? 210 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,279 YOWSER! 211 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,484 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 212 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,889 OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE! 213 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:48,025 SPRING BREAK HAS INVADED MY LITTLE BURGERPLATZ. 214 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,028 SO THIS IS WHAT YOUNG PEOPLE DO 215 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,462 ON SPRING BREAK? 216 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,097 THESE KIDS HAVE RUINED THIS PLACE. 217 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,365 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 218 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,300 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME, 219 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,070 ESPECIALLY THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE WITH THE-- 220 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,105 IS THAT A GOAT? 221 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,440 OH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 222 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,708 THERE ARE OTHER PLACES TO EAT. 223 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,875 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MARY, 224 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,311 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND I'LL STAY? 225 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,445 WHAT? 226 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,614 UH, THE BURGERS. YOU LOVE THE BURGERS, 227 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,983 AND YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM, SO I'LL STAY AND GET IN LINE 228 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:14,652 IN THIS FUN, AWFUL PLACE, 229 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,653 AND BRING THEM BACK TO THE ROOM 230 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,388 EVENTUALLY--RIGHT AWAY! 231 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,757 REALLY, DICK? YOU'RE THE BEST! 232 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,226 NO, YOU'RE THE BEST. 233 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,560 NO, WAIT. 234 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,928 I'M THE BEST. 235 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,966 YOU SEE THAT? IT'S SO GREAT! 236 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,635 HEY, BUDDY! 237 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:31,736 DR. BUDDY! 238 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,871 HEY! HEY! 239 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,205 CARYN, PITMAN, AND LEON, 240 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,506 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 241 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,907 A PHYSICS EXPERIMENT. 242 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,443 EVERY TIME I POUR BEER DOWN MY THROAT, 243 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,012 IT OBEYS THE LAWS OF GRAVITY. EVERY TIME. 244 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,280 [BELCHES LOUDLY] 245 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,182 I'M PITMAN! 246 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,816 I'M PITMAN, TOO! 247 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,084 [BELCHES] 248 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,086 YEAH! 249 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,354 CAN I JOIN YOU? 250 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,789 UM, WELL, 251 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,424 HERE'S THE THING: 252 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,358 NO. 253 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,361 THIS LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN! 254 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,595 PLEASE, UH, TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 255 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,197 I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY. 256 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,231 WHAT? 257 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,167 I WANT TO BE YOUR STUDENT, 258 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,636 AND YOU CAN BE MY ESTEEMED PROFESSORS. 259 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,272 I'M SO TOTALLY ESTEEMED. 260 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,506 HA HA HA! 261 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,708 OK, OK. LESSON ONE. 262 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,544 THIS IS BEER. GET TO KNOW IT. 263 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,615 NO, NO, NO, NO. 264 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,617 REALLY GET TO KNOW IT. 265 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,821 All chanting: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! 266 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,190 [CHANTING] 267 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,660 SOLOMON, CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! 268 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,661 SOLOMON! 269 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,462 SOLOMON, SOLOMON, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG! 270 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,830 YEAH! 271 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:36,133 [BELCHES] 272 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,302 I'M PITMAN, TOO! 273 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,037 [ALL CHEERING] 274 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,644 SO, JACK, WHAT'S THE PERP DOING? 275 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,646 SITTING ON THE COUCH. 276 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,949 WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 277 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,018 SITTING ON THE COUCH. 278 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,052 THAT BASTARD! 279 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:56,320 HE'S TOYING WITH US! 280 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,755 IT'S ALL RIGHT, BOYS. 281 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,157 WE ARE GONNA TAIL THIS FREAK 282 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,893 UNTIL HE MAKES A MOVE, AND I KNOW GUYS LIKE THIS. 283 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,127 THEY ALWAYS MAKE A MOVE. 284 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,695 OH, YEAH, THEY MOVE, ALL RIGHT. 285 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,864 THEY MOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE! 286 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:10,734 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF A 514. 287 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:11,702 WHAT'S THAT? 288 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,206 PEE-PEE. 289 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,508 HEY, LIEUTENANT. 290 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,811 HEY, LIEU--YOU. 291 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,747 WHAT IS IT WITH THAT GUY? 292 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,382 HE MAKES ME FEEL SO... 293 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,783 TINGLY? ALIVE? 294 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,385 YEAH! HEY. 295 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,121 WOULD IT BE WEIRD 296 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,356 IF I WENT AND SMELLED 297 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,589 HIS JACKET? 298 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:33,758 OH, WE HAVE. 299 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,859 GO AHEAD. 300 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,196 THAT'S THE LAST TIME I GET COFFEE 301 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,530 FOR JACK McMANNUS. 302 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,764 OH, HEY-- 303 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,300 DON, YOU GOTTA SIGN IN. 304 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,069 SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE TO SIGN IN? 305 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,269 JACK'S RULES. 306 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:50,708 YEAH? WELL, I AM NOT SIGNING IN! 307 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,709 OH, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BRING IN 308 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,710 THE FEDS? 309 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,911 THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN MY COLLAR. 310 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,547 WHY DON'T YOU BREAK THE CASE YOURSELF? 311 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,381 YEAH! GET THE GUY TO INCRIMINATE HIMSELF. 312 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,784 YEAH. AND GET IT ON TAPE TO MAKE IT STICK. 313 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,385 WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE A WIRE? 314 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,255 WELL, LOOK WHO JUST WOKE UP! 315 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,525 WEARING A WIRE. 316 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,726 NICE. 317 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,894 BUT WHO'S GONNA DO IT? 318 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:10,895 I'LL DO IT. 319 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,896 COULD BE DANGEROUS. 320 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:12,997 HARRY'LL DO IT. 321 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,037 [SOFT ROCK PLAYING] 322 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,476 Solomon: OH. HERE WE GO AGAIN... 323 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,010 [VOMITING] 324 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,879 [RETCHING] 325 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,515 OOF! 326 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,083 OK. 327 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,251 I THINK I'M REALLY DONE THROWING UP NOW. 328 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,788 YOU'RE A WILD MAN, DR. SOLOMON. 329 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,456 OH, I LOVE THIS! LIVING IN THE MOMENT, 330 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,559 ALCOHOL WREAKING HAVOC ON MY LIVER, 331 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,662 MY BODY DESTROYING ITSELF FROM THE INSIDE-- 332 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,798 I JUST FEEL SO ALIVE! 333 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,433 LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS. 334 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,602 THE UNIVERSE IS SO BIG. 335 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,406 THERE HAS JUST GOT TO BE INTELLIGENT LIFE OUT THERE. 336 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,642 OH, BUT THEY'D NEVER COME HERE. 337 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,610 I MEAN, WHAT CAN WE OFFER 338 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,814 BEINGS OF SUCH SUPREME INTELLIGENCE? 339 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,815 BEER ME! 340 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,651 WOW. YOU TURNED INTO, LIKE, 341 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,053 THIS WHOLE OTHER PERSON, DR. SOLOMON. 342 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,289 YOU CAN CALL ME DICK. 343 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,258 THAT'S SO COOL, DICK. 344 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,360 YOU CAN CALL ME DR. SOLOMON. 345 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:18,829 UH-OH. 346 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,734 [VOMITING] 347 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,173 WELL, HE PUT THE FIRE OUT. 348 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,379 I THINK I'M REALLY DONE THROWING UP NOW. 349 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,788 HI, JACK. 350 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,057 HI. 351 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,929 OUCHY, THIS DRESS IS TOO TIGHT. 352 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,932 OH, YEAH? 353 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,002 AND TOO SHORT. OHH! 354 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,137 YEAH. 355 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:11,148 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT. 356 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,752 YOWSER. 357 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,721 LISTEN, JACK, 358 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,022 I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. 359 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,858 I FIND YOU VERY ATTRACTIVE, 360 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,192 AND I KNOW YOU MUST FIND ME 361 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,895 ATTRACTIVE, BECAUSE... 362 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,564 WELL, YOU HAVE EYESIGHT. 363 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,932 BUT I'M ON DUTY. 364 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,368 I'M WEARING A THONG. 365 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,202 I'LL SIGN OUT. 366 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,305 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 367 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,241 OHH. 368 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,342 McMANNUS. 369 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,347 YEAH, CAPTAIN, I UNDERSTAND. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 370 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,349 I'M SORRY, DOLL. 371 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,717 I GOTTA GO. 372 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,653 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF, 373 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,621 AND I'M THE ONLY GUY WHO CAN DO IT. 374 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,588 OHH! 375 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,826 YOU AIN'T KIDDIN', BABY. 376 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,597 [SNORING] 377 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,608 ISN'T SHE HOT? 378 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,976 SHE IS SO HOT. 379 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,245 CAN I MAKE OUT WITH HER? 380 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,180 NO, YOU CANNOT. SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 381 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,181 BUT I LET MY FRIENDS 382 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,584 MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND ALL THE TIME. 383 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,720 GET OVER IT, DUDE. THE GIRL IS MINE. 384 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,365 AAH! 385 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,635 HELLO, LIGHT SLEEPER. 386 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,203 WHAT'S GOING ON? 387 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,538 AH, THERE WAS NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 388 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,206 THE BARS WERE ALL CLOSED. 389 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,474 SO YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE? 390 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,809 WELL, YEAH! 391 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,911 WELL, THAT'S IT! THE PARTY'S OVER! 392 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,613 OH, COME ON, MARY, WEREN'T YOU EVER YOUNG? 393 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,948 HEY, LEON! 394 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,650 DANCE BREAK! 395 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,851 WHOO! WHOO! 396 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,286 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 397 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,454 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD RUIN THIS 398 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,955 PLACE FOR ME, DICK, 399 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,091 A PLACE THAT MEANT SO MUCH TO ME. 400 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,391 GRIND IT, MARY! 401 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,594 GRIND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY! 402 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,567 STOP! STOP THIS RUCKUS THIS MINUTE! 403 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,002 I AM SO SORRY! 404 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,970 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED. 405 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,505 OH, YOU SHOULD BE. 406 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,173 AND I DO REMEMBER YOU. 407 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,009 YOU'RE THAT FAT LITTLE GIRL 408 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:21,979 WHO ATE EVERYBODY'S BELGIAN WAFFLES. 409 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,980 WELL, I-- 410 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,884 AND THIS IS THE KIND OF WILD PARTIES 411 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,652 AND DRUNKENNESS 412 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,288 THAT YOUR FAMILY BROUGHT WHEN THEY CAME HERE. 413 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,289 WHAT? 414 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,492 I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE BY TONIGHT! 415 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,895 [DOOR CLOSES] 416 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,731 DANCE BREAK! 417 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,932 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYS] 418 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,139 [CHIMING] 419 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:53,745 TESTING 1, 2. TESTING 1, 2. 420 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,747 ♪ I'VE GOT YOU ♪ 421 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,715 ♪ UNDER MY SKIN ♪ 422 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,383 ♪ I'VE GOT YOU-- ♪ 423 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,353 PIZZA DELIVERY. 424 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,989 I DIDN'T ORDER A PIZZA. 425 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,291 YEAH, WELL, IT'S PART OF A SPECIAL 426 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,759 PROMOTIONAL THING. 427 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,529 THERE'S NOTHIN' BUT CRUSTS. 428 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,132 [STATIC] 429 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,467 Tommy: DON, DON, SOMETHING'S WRONG. 430 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,903 I CAN'T HEAR HARRY AT ALL. 431 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,771 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 432 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,273 Don: OH, CRAP. 433 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,808 I THINK WE'VE GOT THE MIC, AND HE'S GOT THE SPEAKER. 434 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,410 Tommy: WHAT? 435 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:30,014 BUT--BUT THEN THAT MEANS THAT THE VIDEO PIRATE 436 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:33,050 CAN HEAR EVERYTHING WE'RE SAYIN'! 437 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,685 Don: RUN, HARRY. 438 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,521 RUN! 439 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,923 RUN, YOU IDIOT! RUN! 440 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,926 I GOTTA RUN. 441 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,994 AAH! 442 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,032 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 443 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,836 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TRASH A HOTEL ROOM, DICK. 444 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,072 I'M SORRY, MARY. 445 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,573 WHAT ARE THESE? 446 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,275 OH, THOSE ARE CANTALOUPE BALLS 447 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,110 INJECTED WITH VODKA. 448 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,046 STUPID. 449 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:08,051 I'M JUST SO SORRY. 450 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,453 I'VE RUINED THIS PLACE 451 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:12,489 THAT HOLDS SO MANY HAPPY MEMORIES FOR YOU. 452 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,658 MEMORIES? 453 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,094 NO, THAT OLD WOMAN WAS RIGHT. 454 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,330 MY PARENTS ONLY BROUGHT DRUNKENNESS 455 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,098 AND CHAOS TO THIS PLACE. 456 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,268 I GUESS I ROMANTICIZED IT BECAUSE I WAS FAT AND UNHAPPY 457 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,303 AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO REMEMBER IT THAT WAY. 458 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,804 THAT'S SO SAD. 459 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,707 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SELLING YOUR STORY 460 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,408 TO LIFETIME? 461 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,977 YOU COULD CALL IT 462 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,312 FAT, FAT LITTLE GIRL, 463 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,381 THE MARY ALBRIGHT STORY. 464 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,119 WHY DOES YOUR YOUTH ALWAYS SEEM BETTER 465 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,554 WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON IT? 466 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,023 MARY, HOWEVER UNPLEASANT YOUR YOUTH WAS, 467 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,359 IT'S MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE TODAY, 468 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,295 A BRIGHT, ACCOMPLISHED, MATURE WOMAN, 469 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,964 THE WOMAN I LOVE. 470 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,399 OHH, DICK. 471 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,407 OHH-HH-HH! 472 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,713 JACK, ARE YOU LEAVING? 473 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,282 THIS CASE IS A BUST. 474 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,816 BARNEY FIFE HERE ALERTED THE PERP 475 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,385 TO OUR PRESENCE, AND NOW HE'S FLED. 476 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,119 BOY, GIVE US SOME CREDIT. 477 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,655 YEAH. WE SCREWED UP THE CASE, TOO. 478 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,824 YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THAT UNIFORM, 479 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,360 AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THAT HAIRCUT. 480 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,595 HEY, HEY, HEY! 481 00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,665 AT LEAST DON TOOK SOME ACTION. 482 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,333 YEAH. HE BLEW ALL MY HARD WORK. 483 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,003 I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I WAS EVER ATTRACTED TO YOU. 484 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,004 HUH? 485 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,005 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 486 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,274 YOU MAY BE A BIG TIME STATE COP, 487 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:40,110 AND YOU MAY BE GORGEOUS AND GET HIGH PROFILE CASES 488 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,478 AND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, 489 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,282 BUT YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON MY DONNY! 490 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,417 THANKS, SALLY. 491 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,018 THAT WASN'T EMASCULATING AT ALL. 492 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,186 YOU'RE WELCOME. 493 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,188 BUNCH OF YOKELS. 494 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,489 I'M OUTTA HERE. 495 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:53,723 WHAT'S A YOKEL? 496 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,459 I DON'T KNOW. SOME KIND OF COP TALK. 497 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,460 PROBABLY MEANS BRAVE. 498 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,394 YEAH. 499 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,464 WERE YOU REALLY ATTRACTED TO HIM? 500 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,834 I THOUGHT I WAS. 501 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,470 BUT, DON... 502 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,272 YOU-- 503 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:13,778 YOU HAD THE GUTS TO RISK HARRY'S LIFE. 504 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,081 NOTHING MAKES ME HOTTER THAN A MAN OF ACTION. 505 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,583 I'LL SHOW YOU SOME ACTION. 506 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,719 OH, YEAH. ORDER ME AROUND, YOU FUNKY SMALL TOWN COP. 507 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,786 GET IN THERE! 508 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,156 WAAH! NO! AAH! 509 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,327 IT'S FUNNY. WHEN YOUNG PEOPLE GET ROWDY 510 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,528 AND DANCE IN A BAR, 511 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,663 EVERYBODY SAYS THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN. 512 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:37,467 BUT WHEN AN ADULT DOES IT, THEY SAY, AND I QUOTE, 513 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:38,802 "QUICK, CALL AN AMBULANCE! 514 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,605 SOME CREEPY OLD MAN IS HAVING A SEIZURE IN HERE!" 515 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,108 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK YOUTH IS OVERRATED. 516 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,643 GREASY HAIR AND PIMPLES, 517 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,244 CONSTANTLY HAVING TO COVER YOUR LAP 518 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,712 WITH A 3-RING BINDER. 519 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,347 YEAH, BUT WITHOUT YOUNG PEOPLE, 520 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,414 WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE YOUNG GUNS 521 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,582 MOVIE FRANCHISE. 522 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,451 OR THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS! 523 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,054 OR THE NOTED PSYCHOLOGIST CARL JUNG. 524 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,455 NO, THAT'S WITH A "J." IT DOESN'T COUNT. 525 00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,456 IT HAS TO. IT'S A HOMONYM. 526 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,891 HOMONYMS DON'T COUNT! 36305

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