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NOW THEN, YOU HAVE ONE HOUR
TO COMPLETE YOUR EXAM.
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THERE'S NO CHEATING,
THERE'S NO TALKING,
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AND THERE'S NO WAY
ANYBODY WILL BE ABLE
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TO ANSWER NUMBER 4,
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WHICH, UH,
I'M SORRY TO SAY,
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IS WORTH
HALF THE EXAM.
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WHAT? BUT, DR. SOLOMON,
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DOESN'T THAT KIND OF
DEFEAT THE PURPOSE--
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I'M SORRY.
I SAID NO TALKING.
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BUT--
AND BEGIN!
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Girl: DR. SOLOMON.
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Girl, enticingly:
DR. SOLOMON.
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NINA, CAN'T YOU SEE
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I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF TH--
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WELL, HELLO!
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HEY, BABY.
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GOOD MORNING...
BABY.
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HOW ABOUT
I COME OVER THERE
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AND RUB YOUR SHOULDERS?
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OK.
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MMM...
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MMM.
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TELL ME HOW MUCH
YOU LIKE IT.
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[FLUSTERED]
OH...
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I LIKE IT.
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[GIGGLES]
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[DEEP BREATH]
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YOU ARE SO SEXY.
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OH...SO DAMN SEXY.
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KISS ME.
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OH...
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[SQUEALS]
DR. SOLOMON!
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ROWL! ROWL! ROWL!
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DR. SOLOMON!
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HA HA HA!
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DR. SOLOMON!
HA HA HA!
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Boy: DR. SOLOMON.
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DR. SOLOMON?
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[MOANING
WITH PLEASURE]
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DR. SOLOMON!
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LEON?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I SAID NO TALKING!
YOU FAIL!
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SPAGHETTI'S READY!
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OH, HO! I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THIS SPAGHETTI!
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OH, UM...
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AH.
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SALLY, UH...
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LOOKS
GREAT.
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SALLY, AREN'T YOU GONNA
DRAIN THE SPAGHETTI?
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, GET RID
OF THE WATER.
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SHH...WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO THAT FOR?
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THE WATER'S
MY FAVORITE PART.
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I MEAN,
QUITE FRANKLY,
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I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THE SPAGHETTI.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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BESIDES, I MEAN,
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EVEN IF WE DID
LIKE THE SPAGHETTI,
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SEPARATING IT
FROM THE WATER
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WOULD BE TIME-CONSUMING
AND DANGEROUS.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GET
ONE OF THOSE STRAINERS?
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THEY SELL GREAT ONES
AT BACH AND FRANKELS.
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BACH AND
FRANKELS?
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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
TO BACH AND FRANKELS?
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OH, IT'S GREAT!
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THEY GOT ALL KINDS OF STUFF
FOR THE KITCHEN,
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YOU KNOW,
THEY GOT, UH,
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THE GARLIC PRESSES
AND COOKIE CUTTERS
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AND MELON BALLERS...
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THEY HAVE ACTUAL
MELON BALLERS?
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MM.
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AND ALL THIS TIME
I'VE BEEN BALLIN' MELONS
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WITH THE INSIDE
OF MY FINGERNAILS.
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YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET THERE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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ALL RIGHT.
SO, YOU WANT SOME
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GRATED CHEESE
ON YOUR SPAGHETTI?
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I'M...GOOD.
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YEAH,
I'D LOVE SOME.
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I KNOW YOU DO.
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OH, DICK, THIS EVENT
FOR PROPOSITION 28
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IS REALLY COMING TOGETHER!
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GUESS WHO I JUST
GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH.
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NINA?
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NO! THE MAN WHO WROTE
PROPOSITION 28.
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NINA?
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DR. HALLSTROM!
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OH, OF COURSE.
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HE'S AGREED TO SPEAK
AT THE DINNER.
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NOW I JUST HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THE DETAILS.
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YOU KNOW, THE MENU,
THE DECORATIONS...
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WHERE'S NINA?
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NINA? AHH...
IN HER OFFICE. WHY?
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HOW LONG HAS SHE
BEEN IN THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
ALL MORNING.
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OH. SO THEN IT WAS
ALL IN MY HEAD?
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OOH!
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HI, DR. SOLOMON.
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UH...HELLO, BABY.
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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IS IT A LITTLE
WARM IN HERE?
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I'M GONNA
TURN ON THE AIR.
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I'LL BE BACK
IN AN HOUR.
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OH, NINA, I HAVE
GOT TO TELL YOU,
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THAT YOGA IS DOING
WONDERS FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU!
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YOU LOOK SO TONED
AND FIT AND HEALTHY.
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DOESN'T SHE, DICK?
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UH...I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU
ACCUSING ME OF?
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NOTHING.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
I NEVER TOUCHED ANYBODY.
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RIGHT, NINA?
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UH...SURE.
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I GOTTA GO.
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OH, DON'T FORGET
YOUR MAT.
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OH.
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I'M SORRY. I DROPPED
YOUR FIRM BUTTOCKS.
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OH...
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FERN BUTTOCKS.
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UH, FERN...
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BUTTOCKS.
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YOU GUYS,
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THIS PLACE
IS RIDICULOUS.
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WHAT?
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YOU GOT A PARING KNIFE,
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A BONING KNIFE,
A CARVING KNIFE.
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I GOT A TOOL
THAT CAN DO
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ALL THESE THINGS,
IT'S CALLED A KNIFE.
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MMM.
MMM.
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OH, MAN! ARE THOSE
OVEN MITTS
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SHAPED LIKE
LOBSTER CLAWS?
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I THINK THEY ARE!
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LET'S GO!
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NOW, WHEN YOU'RE SERVING
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CRAB-AND-MANGO
AUTUMN ROLLS
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WITH CITRUS
DIPPING SAUCE,
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BE SURE TO HOLLOW OUT
A SUMMER SQUASH
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AND USE IT
AS A TOOTHPICK CUSHION.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
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"THE MARGARET WILLIAMS
LIFESTYLE COLLECTION."
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BY NOW,
OUR SPUN SUGAR
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CREAM PUFF TOWER
IS READY.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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EXCUSE ME.
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UH, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THIS PERKY LADY
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AND HER LIFESTYLE
COLLECTION?
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OH, SHE'S WONDERFUL.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
HER NEW BOOK?
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"BAKING WITH MARGARET."
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SHE SHOWS YOU HOW
TO MAKE
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100 DIFFERENT
KINDS OF COOKIES.
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I'VE NEVER MADE
MY OWN COOKIES BEFORE.
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ESPECIALLY NOT ONES SHAPED
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LIKE DIFFERENT BREEDS
OF DOG.
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OH, AND THIS ONE
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HAS SOME TERRIFIC
DECORATING IDEAS.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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OH, MY GOD!
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SHE MAKES CANDLES
OUT OF BIRDSEED?
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A 20-LAYER
WEDDING CAKE?
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SHAMPOO TOPIARIES
FOR THE SHOWER?
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WOW. DO WOMEN REALLY
DO ALL THIS?
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I DO.
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I DO, TOO.
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I'M A LOBSTER!
AAH!
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LOBSTER.
I'M THE LOBSTER!
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HEY.
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
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DO NOT THROW AWAY
THAT APPLE.
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THIS BOOKS SAYS
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THAT I CAN DRY IT,
FILL IT WITH CLOVES,
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AND USE IT AS A NATURAL
ROOM DEODORIZER.
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WHAT HAS GOTTEN
INTO YOU?
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I MEAN, THE MINUTE
YOU GET HOME,
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YOU START PUTTIN'
THESE TINY LITTLE WREATHS
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ON EVERY DOORKNOB?
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SO "THE ROOM
CAN BLOOM."
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YOU KNOW, BEFORE
I READ THESE BOOKS,
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I THOUGHT I WAS
DOIN' PRETTY GOOD
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AS A WOMAN,
BUT NOW I REALIZE
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I WAS TOTALLY
INADEQUATE.
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I MEAN, THIS...
THIS IS WHAT BEING
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A REAL WOMAN
IS ALL ABOUT!
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SALLY, YOU KNOW,
I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
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REALLY.
BY THE WAY,
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID
"ROOM CAN BLOOM"?
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THAT ALMOST MADE ME
THROW UP.
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FINE.
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY SCHNAUZER COOKIES.
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OH, HARRY...
TOMMY...
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YOU KNOW, THE ODDEST THING
HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
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I WAS IN CLASS,
WIDE AWAKE,
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AND SUDDENLY I STARTED
HAVING THESE
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REALLY EROTIC
THOUGHTS ABOUT NINA.
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SO WHAT?
YOU HAD A FANTASY.
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A FANTASY? YOU'VE
HAD THEM, TOO?
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YEAH. I HAVE THEM
ALL THE TIME.
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AT SCHOOL, AT THE STORE.
I ONCE HAD ONE
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WHEN I WAS PICKING OUT
A BICYCLE HELMET.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, HARRY?
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I'M HAVIN' ONE RIGHT NOW.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M IN LOVE WITH MARY.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE WITH NINA.
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I KNOW, AND I'M
IN LOVE WITH ALISSA.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE WITH THE ENTIRE
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GIRLS' VOLLEYBALL TEAM.
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WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH US?
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WELL, DICK,
MAYBE IT'S NOT US.
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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I'M SAYING MAYBE
SOMEONE ELSE
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IS MAKING US
THINK THESE THINGS.
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LIKE WHO?
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THE WOMEN.
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THAT'S IT!
OF COURSE!
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IT'S THE WOMEN!
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WITH THEIR
FEMININE VOICES...
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AND THEIR SOFT SKIN...
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AND THEIR
ANGORA SWEATERS
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AND THEIR
HOT LITTLE FEET.
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OH, THEY'RE
DOING IT AGAIN!
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NO!
STOP THAT!
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NINA. OH, GOOD.
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DR. SOLOMON.
YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
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UH, NINA...
THERE'S SOMETHING
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THAT WE HAVE
TO DISCUSS.
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HERE. HAVE A SEAT.
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OK...
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NINA...
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HAVE YOU BEEN
COMING ON TO ME?
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WHAT?!
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OH, COME ON.
PARADING AROUND
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IN YOUR LITTLE
YOGA OUTFITS,
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ACCIDENTALLY
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BUMPING INTO ME
IN THE OFFICE,
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WEARING
SCENTED DEODORANTS.
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I KNOW YOUR GAME.
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DR. SOLOMON, I--
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HOW DARE YOU TRY
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TO COME BETWEEN ME AND
THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE,
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AND RIGHT UNDER
MARY'S IGNORANT NOSE?
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YOU BITCH!
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OOH. YOU KNOW I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY.
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YOU DO?
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GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE.
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OK.
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TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,
DR. SOLOMON,
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AND I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
249
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,853
BUT, NINA, WE'RE--
250
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:49,854
WE'RE RIGHT--
WE'RE IN--
251
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,523
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT.
252
00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:52,857
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
253
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:53,858
UH, NINA!
254
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,560
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
255
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:56,761
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
256
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:57,762
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
257
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,930
OH! NINA!
258
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,599
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT FOR LUNCH.
259
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,701
HUH? HUH?
260
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,701
WHAT?
261
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,270
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR LUNCH?
262
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,904
UH, UH, UH...
PIZZA.
263
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,841
AND...
HOLD THE BUTTOCKS.
264
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:20,318
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
DINNER'S READY.
265
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,456
OHHH!
OH!
266
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,790
THIS LOOKS
GREAT, SALLY.
267
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,292
[CHUCKLES PROUDLY]
268
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,727
YOU FOLDED BREADSTICKS
INTO THE NAPKINS!
269
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,562
YES, WELL,
UNFOLDING A NAPKIN
270
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,297
IS LIKE UNWRAPPING
A LITTLE GIFT.
271
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,533
IT MAKES EVERY MEAL
FEEL LIKE A CELEBRATION.
272
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,534
MMM.
273
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,136
I, UH,
THINK YOU'RE SITTIN'
274
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,137
IN MY SEAT THERE,
TOMMY.
275
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,472
THIS IS WHERE
I ALWAYS SIT.
276
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,640
WELL, NOT ACCORDING
TO THE LITTLE
277
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,176
PUMPKIN PLACE CARD,
IT'S NOT, NO.
278
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,478
THEN THAT'S
A MISTAKE.
279
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,046
THERE WAS NO MISTAKE,
TOMMY. YOU SIT HERE.
280
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,648
I FELT
THAT THE CONVERSATION
281
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,149
WOULD BE MORE LIVELY
IF THE PEOPLE
282
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,818
WITH THE LEAST IN COMMON
WERE SITTING
283
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,553
NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
284
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,455
THERE'S ONLY
THREE OF US.
285
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,657
WELL, IT'S AT THE
SMALLEST DINNER PARTIES
286
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,158
THAT YOU MAKE
THE BIGGEST DISCOVERIES
287
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,559
ABOUT YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
288
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:06,163
SALLY, I'VE BEEN TO PARTIES.
THIS ISN'T A PARTY.
289
00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,165
WHOA!
290
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,733
ARE THESE PLATES
MADE OUT OF ICE?
291
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,368
THAT'S RIGHT. INSTEAD
OF WASHING THEM,
292
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,503
YOU JUST PUT THEM
IN THE SINK
293
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,138
AND LET THEM MELT.
294
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,409
YEAH, SEE,
THIS IS A PARTY...
295
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,844
ONE OF THEM...
ONE OF THEM CRAZY
296
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,780
MELTIN' PLATE
KIND OF PARTIES.
297
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:23,914
♪ HELLO ♪
298
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,249
OH, WE'RE IN THE KITCHEN!
299
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,853
HI. OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THIS TABLE!
300
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,088
DID YOU DO THIS?
301
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,923
YEAH. ALL BY MYSELF.
302
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,892
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
303
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,693
WELL, ANY TIME
YOU SIT DOWN AT A TABLE,
304
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,128
IT'S AN OCCASION.
305
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,929
OH...BOY, SALLY,
306
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,198
I WISH YOU WERE
AVAILABLE FOR MY PARTY.
307
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,900
YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?
308
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,535
MMM....AT THE
UNIVERSITY GALLERY
309
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,903
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
310
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,205
AND I HAVEN'T HAD
A SECOND TO--
311
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,606
HOW MANY PEOPLE?
30, 35.
312
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,708
I'LL DO IT.
ARE YOU SURE?!
313
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,210
YES. I PROMISE YOU,
314
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,178
ALBRIGHT, EVERYTHING
WILL BE PERFECT.
315
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,180
OHHH...
316
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,282
OH...OH...
OH, NO.
317
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,559
MARY...WOULD YOU BE MAD
IF I TOLD YOU I...
318
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,294
I HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?
319
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,397
WELL, WHY WOULD I
BE MAD AT YOU?
320
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,732
BECAUSE IT'S DIRTY
AND NAUGHTY
321
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,501
AND LOTS AND LOTS
OF FUN.
322
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,171
IS THERE
ANY OTHER KIND?
323
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,140
YOU'VE HAD ONE, TOO?
324
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,242
UH, TELL ME. MARY,
TELL ME WHAT IT IS!
325
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,343
YOU REALLY WANT
TO HEAR IT?
326
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,811
YUH-HUH.
327
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:27,745
OK.
328
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:33,918
SO...THERE I AM,
IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
329
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,352
AND PEOPLE ALL AROUND,
330
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,421
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
331
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,790
YOU ARRIVE FROM
OUT OF NOWHERE.
332
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,324
OH, GOODNESS,
I'M SNEAKY.
333
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:43,994
AND YOU START
TO SEDUCE ME.
334
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,229
WHAT? AM I NAKED?
335
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,364
NO.
CAN I BE?
336
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,966
SURE!
337
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,135
ANYWAY, I'M AFRAID
WE'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT,
338
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,570
SO I TRY
TO STOP YOU.
339
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,604
WELL, YOU'RE NO TRAMP.
340
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,540
MM-MM.
341
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,274
BUT THE MORE
I RESIST...
342
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,310
THE MORE PASSIONATE
YOU BECOME,
343
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,011
AND WE
JUST GO AT IT
344
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,980
IN THE MIDDLE
OF EVERYBODY.
345
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,181
[GASPS]
346
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:05,917
OH, YOU ARE
A TRAMP!
347
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,222
OK. NOW YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME YOURS.
348
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,023
OH. WELL...OK.
349
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,024
OK.
350
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,194
SO THERE I AM
IN THE OFFICE,
351
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,861
SITTING AT MY DESK
BEFORE CLASS...
352
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:18,862
MM-HMM...
353
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,198
JUST GRADING
MY EXAMS...
354
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,433
OH, I KNOW WHERE
THIS IS GOING!
355
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,635
UH-HUH.
SO, THERE I AM,
356
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,037
JUST SITTING THERE
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.
357
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,038
GO ON.
358
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,140
WHEN IN WALKS NINA.
359
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,179
NINA.
360
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,047
YEAH. YOU BETCHA!
361
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,316
AND THEN ALL AT ONCE
WE START MAKING
362
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,317
CRAZY LOVE LIKE IT'S
GOING OUT OF STYLE.
363
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,720
I MEAN,
IS THAT HOT OR WHAT?
364
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:43,721
GOOD-BYE.
365
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,490
HEY...
WAIT A SECOND!
366
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,026
I THOUGHT WE WERE
ALL TURNED ON HERE!
367
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,729
HELLO, DR. SOLOMON.
368
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,100
OH, WHAT THE HELL.
369
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,436
[SIGHS]
370
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,344
MARY?
371
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,946
DID I DO SOMETHING TO
UPSET YOU LAST NIGHT?
372
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,015
WELL, MAYBE IT WAS
YOUR FANTASY, DICK.
373
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,252
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP
YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT.
374
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,353
BUT WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
375
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,288
YOU TOLD ME YOURS,
AND I TOLD YOU MINE.
376
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,423
YEAH, BUT MINE
DIDN'T INVOLVE NINA.
377
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,525
I SORT OF WISH IT HAD.
378
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,863
WELL, I'M SORRY, DICK,
THAT OUR SEX LIFE
379
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,199
ISN'T EXCITING ENOUGH
TO KEEP YOU INTERESTED.
380
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,633
OH, BUT IT IS, MARY.
381
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,636
I DIDN'T INVITE NINA IN.
SHE JUST SHOWED UP.
382
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,738
GOOD MORNING.
383
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,006
[COOLLY]
NINA.
384
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,674
HERE'S THE LIST
OF CONFIRMATIONS
385
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,975
FOR TOMORROW
NIGHT'S DINNER.
386
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,677
EVERYONE SAID YES.
387
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:43,882
I JUST NEEDED THE LIST,
NINA, NOT YOUR COMMENTARY.
388
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,549
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
389
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,218
NINA, IT'S JUST
THAT MARY IS--
390
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,219
DICK.
391
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,553
I'M SORRY, NINA.
392
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,956
I THINK IT'S JUST
THE STRESS OF THIS DINNER.
393
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,957
OH, COME ON, MARY.
394
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,058
WE BOTH KNOW
IT'S NOT THE DINNER.
395
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,092
IT'S THE DINNER, DICK.
396
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,394
LET'S BE HONEST, NINA.
397
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,062
MARY IS UPSET BECAUSE
398
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,632
I'VE BEEN HAVING SEXUAL
FANTASIES ABOUT YOU.
399
00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,634
ABOUT ME?
400
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:06,704
OH, DON'T ACT
SO INNOCENT, NINA!
401
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,073
WHAT?!
402
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,376
OH, PLEASE.
403
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,944
MAYBE IF YOU STARTED
DRESSING LIKE A GROWN-UP
404
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:17,248
INSTEAD OF SOME TEENYBOPPER
PAT BENATAR WANNABE...
405
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,782
NOW, MARY, MARY...
406
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,585
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MARY?
407
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,920
MAYBE IF YOU CHANGED YOUR
HAIRSTYLE ONCE A DECADE,
408
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,088
YOUR PERVERT OF A BOYFRIEND
409
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,389
WOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT ME.
410
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,890
NOW, NINA...
MAR--
411
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,792
HOW DARE YOU?
412
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,127
HOW DARE YOU?
413
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,896
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
COME ON.
414
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,798
NUH--NUH--NO,
NO, NO!
415
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,332
NO, NO,
NO. THAT'S IT!
416
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,333
THAT'S IT!
417
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,636
I HAVE TO PUT A STOP
TO ALL THIS.
418
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,172
MARY, I STILL LOVE YOU
AND ONLY YOU...
419
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,107
IN SPITE OF YOUR HAIR.
420
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,777
AND...AND, NINA,
421
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,278
REST ASSURED THAT
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
422
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,113
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
BE A MAN...
423
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,050
A MAN NAMED NINO.
424
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,285
NOW...ARE WE
ALL HAPPY?
425
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,286
OHH!
OHH!
426
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,287
UH...
427
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,655
[STAMMERING]
428
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,500
DON...
429
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,668
HONEY...
430
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,469
THOSE NAPKINS ARE
SUPPOSED TO LOOK
431
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,639
LIKE SWANS,
NOT SOMETHING
432
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,974
THAT CAME OUT OF
AN OLD MAN'S POCKET.
433
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,144
ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO, SALLY.
434
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,613
EVERY DAMN PINE CONE
WITHIN 20 MILES.
435
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,481
OK, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
436
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,816
UH...I ACTUALLY DECIDED
437
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,185
TO GO WITH FRESH HERB
CENTERPIECES.
438
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,186
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
439
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,989
WE CLIMBED TREES
FOR THESE THINGS.
440
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,758
WE FOUGHT SQUIRRELS.
441
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,829
OH, COME ON, GUYS,
DON'T BE UPSET.
442
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,164
WE'LL JUST MAKE 'EM
INTO PUPPETS
443
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,601
FOR THOSE LONG WINTER NIGHTS
AT HOME ALONE WITH THE KIDS.
444
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,836
YOU CAN TELL THAT
TO THE FREAKIN' SQUIRRELS!
445
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,841
I CAN'T DO THE SWANS!
SALLY, I CAN'T DO 'EM!
446
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,310
WELL, THEN, UH,
TRY A PEACOCK.
447
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,945
A PEACOCK'S EVEN HARDER.
448
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,380
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
449
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,751
OH, HEY, DICK.
450
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,254
OH, DON...MARY'S
FURIOUS WITH ME,
451
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,055
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DID WRONG.
452
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,623
OH, DON'T SWEAT IT, DICK.
IT'LL BLOW OVER.
453
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,624
I TOLD HER I HAD
454
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,893
A SEXUAL FANTASY
ABOUT NINA.
455
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,195
GOOD GOD, DICK!
456
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,265
YOU COULDN'T MAKE
A DUMBER MOVE THAN THAT.
457
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,667
AND THEN I TOLD NINA.
458
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,603
I STAND CORRECTED.
459
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,873
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I NEVER TOUCHED NINA.
460
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,875
WHY IS MARY SO UPSET?
461
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,209
WELL...MAYBE SHE THINKS
462
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,978
SHE DOESN'T EXCITE
YOU ANYMORE.
463
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,013
BUT HOW DO I LET HER
KNOW THAT SHE DOES?
464
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,881
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
ASKIN' ME FOR, DICK?
465
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,517
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE
A SWAN OUT OF A NAPKIN.
466
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,685
YOU CAN'T?
NO.
467
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,986
OH, NO,
BUT IT'S EASY.
468
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,054
YOU JUST MAKE A PEACOCK,
469
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,223
AND THEN FLATTEN OUT
THE TAIL.
470
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,324
GAHHH!
471
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,097
HI. YOU HAVIN'
A GOOD TIME? GOOD.
472
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,399
SIR, YOUR LAVENDER VOTIVE
IS SUPPOSED TO STAY
473
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,169
ON YOUR PLATE
TILL DINNER'S SERVED.
474
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,638
MAKES THE TABLE
LOOK PRETTIER. OK?
475
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,972
THANKS.
476
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,908
HEY, SALLY,
THESE CRAB-AND-MANGO
477
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,742
AUTUMN ROLLS
ARE REALLY MOVING.
478
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,078
WHAT ARE THOSE USED TOOTHPICKS
DOING ON THE PLATE?
479
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,079
PEOPLE PUT THEM THERE
480
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,214
AFTER THEY EAT
THE AUTUMN ROLLS.
481
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,583
OK, SO WHY DID I
HOLLOW OUT A SUMMER SQUASH
482
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,917
TO MAKE A TOOTHPICK CUSHION
483
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,553
IF NO ONE'S
GONNA USE IT, HMM?
484
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,521
RELAX, EVERYONE'S
HAVING FUN.
485
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,923
YEAH...AT MY EXPENSE.
486
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,858
I MEAN, YOU WORK SO HARD
TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT,
487
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,092
BUT DO THEY CARE? NO.
488
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,693
I MEAN, HAS ANYBODY
EVEN NOTICED
489
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,929
THE--THE CROUTON
TURTLES
490
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,365
IN THE OLIVE OIL PONDS?
HUH?
491
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,033
OR--OR THAT
THE NAPKIN RINGS
492
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,668
ARE MADE OUT
OF EDIBLE FLOWERS?
493
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,071
AND NO ONE, NOT
ONE SINGLE PERSON,
494
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,606
HAS EVEN MENTIONED
THE HERB CENTERPIECES!
495
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,609
SMELL THE PERFECTION!
SMELL IT!
496
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,946
HARRY, I THINK I NEED
A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.
497
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,348
ALL RIGHT.
498
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,083
THANKS.
499
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,918
AND HERE YOU GO.
500
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,122
IS THAT A PINE CONE?
501
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,323
WELL, YES, IT IS.
502
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,426
CAN I GET ONE
WITHOUT A PINE CONE?
503
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,294
NOT AS LONG AS I GOT
3 BUSHELS OF 'EM
504
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,229
BACK HERE,
NO, YOU CAN'T.
505
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,154
HELLO, MARY.
506
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,923
HELLO, DICK. DICK!
507
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:24,327
MAKE LOVE TO ME, MARY...
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
508
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,997
ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
509
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,632
NO, BUT
I'M OUT OF MY PANTS.
510
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,868
TOUCH MY BODY.
511
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,237
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
512
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,572
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FANTASY
513
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,208
THAT I SEDUCE YOU
IN PUBLIC. REMEMBER?
514
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,009
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE REAL!
515
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,544
WHY NOT, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANT?
516
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:41,745
OH...
517
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,347
OH, DR. HALLSTROM!
QUICK.
518
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,348
GET UNDER THE TABLE.
519
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,283
OH...
520
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,852
DR. ALBRIGHT.
521
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,488
I MUST COMMEND YOU.
THIS IS QUITE AN EVENT.
522
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,591
OH...DR. HALLSTROM,
THANK YOU. I--OHHH!
523
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,795
ARE...ARE YOU
PLEASED?
524
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,529
YES. VERY.
525
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,598
AND NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE BEEN POSSIBLE
526
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,202
WITHOUT YOUR PASSION,
YOUR COMMITMENT.
527
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,203
STOP IT.
528
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,538
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
529
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,407
[LOSING CONTROL]
I MEAN...STOP IT!
530
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,576
OH. WELL, ENJOY
THE REST OF THE EVENING.
531
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,346
I AM...I DID...I WILL!
OH, THANK YOU!
532
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,580
[MOANING WITH PLEASURE]
533
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,453
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING
HOW OUR FANTASIES ALLOW US
534
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,890
TO EXPLORE
FORBIDDEN TERRITORIES.
535
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,557
I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE
536
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,559
ARE FANTASIZING ABOUT ME
RIGHT NOW.
537
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,630
INCLUDING YOU--ONE.
538
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,067
AND BY THE WAY,
I BUMPED INTO ALISSA.
539
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,401
YEAH.
SHE'D NEVER HEARD
540
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,503
ABOUT YOUR VOLLEYBALL
TEAM FANTASY.
541
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,572
OHHH...CRAP.
542
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,407
YEAH, YOU GUYS WANT
TO TALK ABOUT FANTASY,
543
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,908
I'LL TELL YOU,
TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
544
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,411
AS PERFECT AS THEY TELL
YOU TO IN THOSE BOOKS.
545
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,846
THAT'S A REAL FANTASY.
546
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,481
SO NO MORE FANCY
TABLE SETTINGS?
547
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,482
I DON'T CARE
548
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,384
IF YOU EAT
WITH YOUR FEET.
549
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,052
THAT WOULDN'T BE
A PROBLEM FOR ME
550
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,887
'CAUSE I GOT
LOBSTER CLAWS!
551
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,589
STOP WITH THE LOBSTER! OK?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
552
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,724
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
553
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,725
LOBSTER CLAWS!
554
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,359
I DON'T LIKE IT!
ALL RIGHT?
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