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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,105 [LOUD SNORING] 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:22,954 AAH! 3 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,159 [SNORING] 4 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,396 UGH! 5 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,232 [ALARM CLOCK BEEPING] 6 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:47,246 RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD. 7 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,614 GOOD MORNING, SWEETNESS. 8 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,682 [YAWNS] HOW DID YOU SLEEP? 9 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:54,453 OH, LIKE A ROCK. 10 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,555 LIKE A ROCK. MMM. 11 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,490 [WHIMPERS] 12 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:39,331 DICK, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? 13 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,532 I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE. 14 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:45,037 HEY, ALBRIGHT. WHAT'S WITH THE CAPE? 15 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,471 WHY, TOO MUCH? 16 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:50,008 WELL, NOT IF YOU'RE FIGHTING CRIME. 17 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,777 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I THINK I LOOK GREAT. 18 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,112 DICK, I'M GONNA WAIT IN THE CAR, 19 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,513 I WANT TO GO OVER THE SEATING CHART 20 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:56,849 FOR THE FUND-RAISER. 21 00:01:56,851 --> 00:02:00,686 OH, MARY, I LOVE THAT JACKET. 22 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,387 YEAH, THE WAY IT HAS NO BUTTONS 23 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,556 AND FLOWS OFF YOUR SHOULDERS. 24 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,324 IT'S NOT A JACKET, IT'S A CAPE. 25 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:07,826 OH, OF COURSE. 26 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,899 IF IT'S A CAPE, I DON'T LIKE IT. 27 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:14,900 SO, UH, WHAT IS THIS THING 28 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:15,901 YOU'RE GOING TO, ANYWAY? 29 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,035 IT'S A CHARITY AUCTION. 30 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,570 AND WHAT'S CHARITY, AGAIN? 31 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,138 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THEY'RE GIVING OUT 32 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,541 FREE DRINKS AND PADDLES WITH NUMBERS ON THEM. 33 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:26,211 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT CHARITY'S ALL ABOUT, 34 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,447 GETTING LIQUORED UP AND SPANKING YOUR NEIGHBOR. 35 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,284 OH, AND MARY TELLS ME 36 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,285 I'LL GET TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE 37 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,285 IN SOMEONE'S LIFE. 38 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,353 WAIT, I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T ALLOWED 39 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:36,354 TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 40 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:37,855 NO, WE CAN MAKE LITTLE DIFFERENCES. 41 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:40,058 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE GLOBAL DIFFERENCES. 42 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,061 CAN WE BLOW UP THE EARTH? 43 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,531 YOU SEE, THAT'S A GLOBAL DIFFERENCE. 44 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,932 IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THIS. 45 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:47,932 I KNOW, DON'T WE HAVE IT ALL 46 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,300 WRITTEN DOWN SOMEPLACE? 47 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,869 YEAH, IT'S ALL IN THE MISSION STATEMENT. 48 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,270 WHERE IS THAT THING, ANYWAY? 49 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,638 WELL, IF ANYBODY'S WONDERING, 50 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,507 I DIDN'T LEAVE IT ON THE BUS. 51 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,008 WELL, WE CAN'T BE ON A MISSION 52 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,009 WITHOUT A MISSION STATEMENT. 53 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,010 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO WRITE UP 54 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,011 A NEW ONE. 55 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,579 WHAT? WHY US? 56 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:02,647 BECAUSE SUBORDINATES MUST DO 57 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:06,084 WHATEVER THE HIGH COMMANDER SAYS. 58 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:09,454 BOY, THAT REMINDS ME OF A MISSION STATEMENT 59 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:10,755 I ONCE READ ON A BUS. 60 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:22,400 AAH! 61 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,668 I'M OK. 62 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,670 NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 63 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,239 [BANG] Sally: DON? 64 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:30,975 [BANG] OH, HEY, JIMMY. 65 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:31,976 WHAT'S GOING ON? 66 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,279 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET ME FOR LUNCH. 67 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,215 OH, SALLY, I'M SORRY, I FORGOT. 68 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,883 I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 69 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,918 I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 70 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,721 REALLY? I GOT A TON, HONEY. 71 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,722 [LAUGHS] 72 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,890 I HEARD. 73 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,861 OH, POOR BABY. OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 74 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,230 I'M GONNA COME OVER AT 8:00, 75 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,332 AND YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO 76 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:58,637 STRAIGHT TO BED, MISTER. OK? 77 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,738 SEE YOU, JIMMY. [BANG] 78 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,611 $60, GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, 79 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,713 SOLD TO JUDITH DRAPER! 80 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,048 COME ON UP HERE AND PICK UP 81 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,049 YOUR TWO-DAY PASS 82 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,750 TO THE IROQUOIS FALLS SWEAT LODGE. 83 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:13,985 YOU DESERVE IT. 84 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,153 JUDITH DRAPER! 85 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:20,658 OH, BEFORE WE AUCTION OFF OUR NEXT ITEM, 86 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,628 LET'S ALL GIVE A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE 87 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,996 TO THE MAN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 88 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:25,997 FOR THIS CHARITY, 89 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,132 FATHER MATTHEW OF THE RUTHEFORD 90 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,133 BOYS' HOME. 91 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,234 FATHER MATTHEW! 92 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,673 NOBODY EVER CLAPS LIKE THAT FOR ME. 93 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,974 MAYBE IF YOU OPENED YOUR WALLET, 94 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:39,177 YOU CHEAP BASTARD. 95 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,780 NEXT, WE HAVE THIS OIL PAINTING 96 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,581 OF THE HISTORIC GROUND BREAKING 97 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,783 OF THE RUTHEFORD BOYS' HOME. 98 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,118 ISN'T THIS BEAUTIFUL? 99 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,686 WE'LL START THE BIDDING AT $500. 100 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:49,821 WHO WILL GIVE ME $500? 101 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,222 I HAVE 5, WHO WILL GIVE ME 6? 102 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,157 NOBODY GIVE HIM 6! 103 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,460 6 FROM FATHER MATTHEW, WHO WILL GIVE ME 7? 104 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,662 7! IN YOUR FACE, PADRE! 105 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,166 7, 7's THE BID. 106 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,667 NOW, DO I HEAR 8? 8, ANYONE? 107 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,402 800. 108 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,671 STRUDWICK! 109 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:07,805 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM 110 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,808 WALK AWAY WITH THIS LITTLE BEAUTY FOR 8, ARE YOU? 111 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,309 I SHOULD SAY NOT. 900! 112 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,077 TOP THAT, STRUDWICK. 113 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,879 $1,000. 114 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,615 OH, THAT IS MORE. 115 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,150 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, SOLOMON. 116 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,252 AM I? 1,100. 117 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,788 12. 1,201. 118 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:23,822 13! 14! 119 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,056 15! 16! 120 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,958 [WHOOPING] 17! 121 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,764 $1,700. YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM HAVE IT 122 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,832 FOR $1,700, ARE YOU? 123 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:35,767 YES. 124 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,704 17, THEN, GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, 125 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,373 SOLD TO DICK SOLOMON. 126 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,880 OH, THANK YOU. 127 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,648 ALL I CAN SAY IS... 128 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,451 UH, CLAP LOUDER! 129 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,224 OK, MISSION STATEMENT. 130 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:03,394 MISSION STATEMENT. 131 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,063 WHAT IS OUR MISSION? 132 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,731 WELL, YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS REMEMBER IT 133 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,166 BY OUR MISSION SONG. 134 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,701 OH, RIGHT, RIGHT YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 135 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:13,772 ♪ ACROSS THE VOID WE COME A-WARPING ♪ 136 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:20,612 ♪ DUM DIDDLE DEE LEE OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH ♪ 137 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:25,016 ♪ GLORIOUS AND SOMETHING SOMETHING ♪ 138 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,351 ♪ DUM DIDDLE DEE LEE YADDA YADDA ♪ 139 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:28,720 SPACESHIP! RIGHT. 140 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,991 OK, LET'S JUST START FROM SCRATCH THEN. 141 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,559 WHAT IS OUR MISSION? 142 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,027 TO BOLDLY GO 143 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,996 WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. 144 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:39,998 THAT'S CLUNKY. 145 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,967 YEAH, AND THAT EXCLUDES SALLY. 146 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,668 MMM, AND US, TOO, TECHNICALLY, 147 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:44,669 SINCE WE'RE NOT MEN. 148 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:45,904 YEAH, YEAH, AND LOTS OF MEN 149 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:46,905 HAVE BEEN HERE. 150 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:47,839 YEAH. 151 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:51,943 EH, LET'S PUT IT IN. 152 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:52,944 YEAH, IT'LL GIVE DICK 153 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:53,945 SOMETHING TO CUT. 154 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:54,879 RIGHT. 155 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,151 WELL, THAT'S THE NEWS. 156 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,153 UM-HMM. 157 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,222 I'D REALLY BETTER GET SOME SLEEP. 158 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,024 OK, I'LL GO BRUSH MY TEETH. 159 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,026 WELL, ACTUALLY, SALLY, 160 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:10,662 I THINK I SHOULD SLEEP ALONE TONIGHT. 161 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:11,763 WHY? 162 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,297 BECAUSE I MIGHT GET CALLED OUT 163 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,799 TO A 480 AT THE 212. 164 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,304 A FIRE AT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT? 165 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:21,740 ALL RIGHT, SALLY, 166 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:22,741 I'LL BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU. 167 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:24,475 UH, I CAN'T SLEEP 168 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,544 IN THE SAME BED WITH YOU. 169 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,079 IS IT 'CAUSE I STINK? 170 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,014 NO. 171 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,349 DROOL? 172 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,350 NO. 173 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,852 PEE KIND OF ORANGEY? 174 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,653 NO! 175 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,288 WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT? 176 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,658 YOU SNORE, SALLY. YOU SNORE. 177 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,562 SNORE? I DO NOT SNORE. 178 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:47,398 GIRLS DO NOT SNORE. 179 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,666 WELL, YOU DO. 180 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,435 YOU MEAN, LIKE... [SNORTS] 181 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:55,706 NO, IT'S MORE LIKE... [SNORTS LOUDLY] 182 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,176 OH, THAT'S BAD. 183 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,687 JUDITH. 184 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,688 DICK. 185 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:14,358 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING 186 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,960 ABOUT MY PAINTING? 187 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,363 NO. OH. 188 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,531 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HANG 189 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,631 THAT UP IN HERE, ARE YOU? 190 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,667 UH, NO, NINA. THIS IS NOT A HANGING PAINTING. 191 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,835 IT'S MORE OF A WALKING AROUND PAINTING. 192 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,539 OH, THAT'S NICE. 193 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,006 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT FOR A WALK? 194 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,809 GOOD MORNING. 195 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,115 MARY, I THOUGHT YOUR KIND 196 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,852 DIDN'T VENTURE OUT IN DAYLIGHT. 197 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,821 WELL, IF MY CAPE IS TOO HIP FOR THE ROOM, 198 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:45,189 MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE IT OFF. 199 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:50,228 I LOVE MY PAINTING. IT'S SO NICE. 200 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,229 HERE'S YOUR MAIL. 201 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,666 OH, SOMETHING FROM THE BOYS' HOME. 202 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,569 AH, AT LAST, 203 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,270 THE RESPECT THAT I DESERVE. 204 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,607 "DEAR SIR OR MADAM..." 205 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,209 HEY, THEY'VE INVITED ME 206 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,243 TO BECOME A PATRON. 207 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,244 NOT EVERYBODY GETS THAT. 208 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,245 I DID. 209 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,713 ME, TOO. I GOT 3. 210 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,550 THIS PAINTING SUCKS! 211 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,426 STRUDWICK. 212 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,560 DICK. 213 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,061 LET ME GET RIGHT TO IT. 214 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,297 LAST NIGHT, I COULDN'T SLEEP 215 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,565 KNOWING THAT I HAD TAKEN FROM YOU 216 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,767 A PAINTING THAT IS NEAR AND DEAR TO YOUR HEART. 217 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,669 THAT'S WHY I'M WILLING TO LET YOU HAVE IT-- 218 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,372 I DON'T WANT IT. 219 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,874 YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. THAT'S WHY I'M WILLING 220 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:41,346 TO LET YOU HAVE IT FOR, SAY, $900. 221 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,447 FORGET IT. I NEVER WANTED 222 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,783 THAT PIECE OF CRAP, ANYWAY. 223 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,951 OH, REALLY? THEN WHY DID YOU BID ON IT 224 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,388 LIKE A YOUNG LION IN SPRINGTIME? 225 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:51,789 TO DRIVE UP THE PRICE 226 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,592 AND PISS YOU OFF. 227 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,827 WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK! 228 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,797 OK, LET'S START AGAIN. 229 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,299 WE'LL BEGIN THE BIDDING AT, SAY, $900. 230 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,300 GET LOST. THAT WAS A BID. 231 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,301 THAT WAS NOT A BID. 232 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,069 IT WAS, TOO. YOU BID $900. 233 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,171 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE. 234 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,205 GO AWAY! SOLD! YOU OWE ME $900. 235 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,943 WE'LL CALL IT 8. 236 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,645 7, AND I GET TO KISS YOUR WIFE. 237 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,912 OUT, IDIOT! 238 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,615 FINE, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SOMETHING 239 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,417 TO SHOW FOR MY IDIOCY. 240 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:25,189 AHA! SO, YOU HAVE MY PAINTING. 241 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,465 [SNORING] 242 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,403 SHE SNORES LIKE A PIG. 243 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,439 WHY IS THIS OUR PROBLEM, AGAIN? 244 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,507 WELL, READ THE FIRST PARAGRAPH 245 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:44,508 OF OUR MISSION STATEMENT. 246 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:47,545 MMM. "WE MUST CONFRONT ALL HUMAN PROBLEMS 247 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,480 TO UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE." 248 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,481 WHO WROTE THIS CRAP? 249 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,216 THAT WAS YOU. 250 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,385 IT'S GOOD. UM-HMM. 251 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,653 WELL, MAYBE IF WE CONSTRICT 252 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,221 THE AIRFLOW TO HER NOSTRILS. 253 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,692 YEAH. 254 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,361 [SNORES LOUDLY] 255 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,963 UH, BETTER DO THE MOUTH, TOO. 256 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,998 OK. YEAH. I'LL JUST... 257 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,606 ALL RIGHT! YEAH! 258 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,508 SOMETIMES, THE MOST OBVIOUS SOLUTION 259 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,178 IS THE MOST BRILLIANT. YEAH. 260 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,780 NO MORE SNORING, AND SHE GETS 261 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,181 ALL THE OXYGEN SHE NEEDS 262 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,550 THROUGH HER, UH... 263 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,551 WAIT, WHERE'S 264 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,987 THE THIRD INTAKE AGAIN? 265 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:29,954 THE GILLS? 266 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,724 AAH! AAH! 267 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,658 AAH! 268 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,798 HI, RUTHEFORD CLOTHING DRIVE? 269 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,966 YEAH, I DONATED 270 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,268 A DELIGHTFUL CAPE ENSEMBLE THIS MORNING, 271 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,939 AND I THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE ON THE RECEIPT. 272 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,374 YEAH, YOU ESTIMATED THE VALUE AT $300. 273 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,711 WELL, I PAID MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 274 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,979 I KNOW THEY HAVEN'T BEEN POPULAR 275 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,081 SINCE THE 1800s. LOOK... 276 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,249 IF I PUT A ONE IN FRONT OF THE 3, 277 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:02,019 WOULD THAT BE AGAINST YOUR RULES? 278 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,355 "DEAR FRIEND OF THE ENVIRONMENT." 279 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,789 GREAT. ALL OF A SUDDEN, 280 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:06,790 EVERY CHARITY IN THE WORLD 281 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,259 IS ASKING ME FOR MONEY. 282 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,628 WELL, ONCE YOU GET ON ONE CHARITY'S MAILING LIST, 283 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,629 YOU'RE ON THEM ALL. 284 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,997 YEAH, BUT, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED 285 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,600 TO JUDGE WHO GETS PRIORITY? 286 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,436 DO I ADOPT A FRUIT BAT, 287 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,272 SAVE THE RAINFOREST, OR BUILD SHELTERS 288 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,773 FOR AMERICA'S HOMELESS? 289 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,776 YOU JUST HELP THE ONES YOU CAN, DICK. 290 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,510 YEAH, BUT WHY ME? 291 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,980 WHY CAN'T THEY JUST HELP EACH OTHER? 292 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,615 AND HOW WOULD THEY DO THAT? 293 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,150 SIMPLE. THE RAINFOREST GUYS 294 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,151 CUT DOWN THE JUNGLE 295 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,386 TO BUILD AFFORDABLE HOUSING, 296 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,653 AMERICA'S HOMELESS MOVES IN, 297 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:37,688 AND ONCE THEY GET SETTLED, 298 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,190 THEY'LL BE HAPPY TO OPEN THEIR HOMES 299 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,124 TO FRUIT BATS. 300 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,363 IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. 301 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,366 THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 302 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,167 OH, I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 303 00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,436 I FORK OVER $1,700, 304 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,437 AND ALL I GET IS A PAINTING 305 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,107 OF TWO MONKS AND A SHOVEL. 306 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,042 THE GUY COULDN'T EVEN PAINT HANDS. 307 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,677 THEY LOOK LIKE POTATOES. 308 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,279 I WANT MY MONEY BACK! 309 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,125 DON. 310 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,529 HARRIET TUBMAN. 311 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,597 DON. 312 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,633 SALLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 313 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,269 I FINALLY FOUND A CURE FOR MY SNORING. 314 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,204 OH. 315 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,339 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 316 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,107 I WON'T BE WAKING YOU UP ANYMORE. 317 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,277 YEAH, THAT'S SUPER. GOOD NIGHT. 318 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,278 GOOD NIGHT. 319 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,824 [HUMMING] 320 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,163 AREN'T YOU GONNA GO TO SLEEP? 321 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,200 OH, NO. I SLEPT ALL DAY. 322 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,035 WHY IS THAT? 323 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,169 SO MY SNORING 324 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,205 WOULDN'T WAKE YOU UP, SILLY. 325 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,107 NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP. 326 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,977 SHH SHH SHH SHH. OK. ALL RIGHT. 327 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,753 Cliff: HEY THERE, WOODY, 328 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,290 WHAT'S THAT HAIR DOING IN MY BEER? 329 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,358 Woody: I THINK IT'S THE BACKSTROKE, 330 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,359 MR. CLAVIN. 331 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,393 [LAUGHS LOUDLY] 332 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,261 SALLY! 333 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,797 UH, I'LL JUST, I'LL PUT IT ON CLOSED CAPTIONING. 334 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,135 NORM! 335 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,069 SALLY! 336 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,594 STINKY. 337 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,968 YUMMY. 338 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,681 OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. 339 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,216 OK, OK. 340 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,225 OK, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THE PILLOW AWAY. 341 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,060 COME ON. 342 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,062 [BOTH GRUNT] 343 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,296 AAH! 344 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,702 WILL YOU JUST GO TO SLEEP? 345 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,405 CAN'T YOU JUST GO TO SLEEP? 346 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,207 I'M SORRY. DON'T BE MAD. 347 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,208 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 348 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:48,145 I'M SORRY. REALLY SORRY. OK? 349 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,081 [SNORING] 350 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,425 ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING THIS MISSION STATEMENT HOME. 351 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:02,993 HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN WE'VE FULFILLED 352 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,962 THE GOAL OF OUR MISSION? 353 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,597 UM, WHEN WE'VE BECOME 354 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,366 THE PERFECT HUMAN BEINGS? 355 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,203 YES. YES, BUT HUMAN BEINGS BY NATURE ARE IMPERFECT. 356 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,237 WAIT A SECOND. 357 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,738 I SEE WHAT YOU'RE GOING FOR. 358 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,074 YES, AND FOR THIS MISSION TO BE PERFECT, 359 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,443 IT ACTUALLY HAS TO BE REALLY FLAWED. 360 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,446 WELL, ALL RIGHT! IT ALREADY IS. 361 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,615 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. 362 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,650 YOU'RE THE POSTER BOY 363 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,783 FOR IMPERFECTION. 364 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,455 HOW'S THAT? 365 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,456 WELL, YOUR B.O. 366 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,624 SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN SOUP, 367 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,059 AND YOU GOT B.O. A LOT. 368 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,596 FAIR ENOUGH, BUT, UH, 369 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,630 DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT 370 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,331 IN THE IMPERFECTION DEPARTMENT, HARRY. 371 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,500 HOW DO YOU MEAN? 372 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,403 WELL, YOU'RE NOT SMART. 373 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,173 AND YOU SCARE AWAY THE LADIES. 374 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,710 I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING YOUR FACE IN. 375 00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:55,446 ME FIRST, FATSO. 376 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,857 FATHER MATTHEW WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 377 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:06,791 THANK YOU. 378 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,102 FATHER MATTHEW, ALLOW ME TO BE PERFECTLY FRANK. 379 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,438 I AM NOT A WEALTHY MAN. 380 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,707 I HAVE TO FEED AND CLOTHE A FAMILY OF 4 381 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,376 ON A PROFESSOR'S MODEST SALARY. 382 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:29,180 I CAN'T EXPECT A PRIEST TO UNDERSTAND POVERTY, 383 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:33,551 BUT LET ME TELL YOU, I HAVE TO MAKE 384 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,486 A LOT OF SACRIFICES-- 385 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,788 NO, NO, PLEASE, LET ME FINISH. 386 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,258 I SIMPLY HAVE NO ROOM IN MY LIMITED BUDGET 387 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,560 FOR EXTRAVAGANCES LIKE CHARITY. 388 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,462 THEREFORE, I AM RETURNING THIS PAINTING, 389 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,031 AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK. 390 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,732 UNHAND ME, SIR! 391 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,800 GOOD MORNING. 392 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,602 OH, UH, FATHER MATTHEW. 393 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,272 WELL, I'M SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 394 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,040 BEN, THIS IS DR. SOLOMON, 395 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,308 THE NICE MAN WHO GAVE US 396 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,910 THE MONEY TO HAVE THE BUS FIXED. 397 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,378 THANK YOU, DR. SOLOMON. 398 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,947 OH, WELL, HEY, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 399 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,849 THANKS TO YOUR GENEROUS PLEDGE, 400 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,218 WE CAN FIX THE BUS, 401 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,587 AND OUR KIDS WILL SEE THINGS 402 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,790 THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. 403 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,126 THE TIRE AND RUBBER WORKS IN AKRON, 404 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,897 THE MINIATURE GOLF HALL OF FAME, 405 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,699 WAPAKONETA, THE HOME-- 406 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,202 THE BIRTHPLACE OF NEIL ARMSTRONG, 407 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,203 AND OF COURSE, 408 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,438 THE AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM, 409 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,639 AND THE AQUARIUM. 410 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,676 OH, YES, AQUARIUMS ARE NICE, IF YOU LIKE FISH, BUT-- 411 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,110 AND THERE'S ALSO A CHANCE WE CAN 412 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,978 TAKE A DAY TRIP 413 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,914 TO SEE THE TOLEDO MUD HENS. 414 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,318 NOW, THAT'S ALL VERY WELL, FATHER MATTHEW-- 415 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,620 ALLOW ME TO BE PERFECTLY FRANK. 416 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,357 I KNOW YOU ARE NOT A WEALTHY MAN. 417 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,724 NO, I--I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT-- 418 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,059 AND I KNOW IT WASN'T EASY 419 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,527 RAISING A FAMILY OF 4 420 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,529 ON A PROFESSOR'S MODEST SALARY-- 421 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,797 YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I-- 422 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,899 WHICH IS WHY YOUR GENEROSITY 423 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:59,169 MEANS SO MUCH TO US. 424 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,939 OH, WELL...BUT-- 425 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,909 NO, NO, PLEASE. LET ME FINISH. 426 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,111 GIVEN YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES, 427 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,714 YOUR GIFT MEANS SO MUCH TO US. 428 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,250 SURE, MARTIN ABEND GAVE US $50,000, 429 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:16,219 BUT HE OWNS THE BALL BEARING PLANT. 430 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:20,358 RELATIVE TO HIM, YOUR GIFT WAS FAR MORE GENEROUS. 431 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,060 YOU MEAN, I'M BETTER THAN THE RICH GUY? 432 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,463 WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT-- 433 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,464 NO, NO, NO, GO ON, SAY IT. 434 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,332 I'M NOT GONNA TELL HIM. 435 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,834 YOU ARE A GREAT MAN. 436 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,903 THANK YOU, FATHER MATTHEW. 437 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,939 YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 438 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,608 SO, WHY DID YOU BRING IN THE PAINTING? 439 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:42,112 OH, THAT. BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO, UH... 440 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,382 UH, I WANT YOU TO... 441 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,650 I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. 442 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,684 THANK YOU. 443 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:51,355 NO, NO, PLEASE. THE PLEASURE'S MINE. 444 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,324 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 445 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,800 COULD YOU EITHER GET THIS KID OFF MY LEG, 446 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,334 OR ELSE PUT ANOTHER ONE ON, 447 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:08,005 BECAUSE IT'S REALLY THROWING OFF MY BALANCE. 448 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,778 "THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN LIFE MONEY CAN'T BUY. 449 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,381 FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S THIS MISSION STATEMENT." 450 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,751 DID YOU GUYS JUST GET BORED 451 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,986 AND START WATCHING TELEVISION? 452 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,287 NO. YEAH. 453 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,526 YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD. UNTIL I STARTED SNORING, 454 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,328 I NEVER REALLY APPRECIATED 455 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,063 HOW MUCH DON LOVES ME. 456 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,532 YEAH, AND UNTIL I STARTED GIVING, 457 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,666 I NEVER REALLY APPRECIATED 458 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,667 HOW MUCH I HAVE. 459 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,703 MAN, WE'RE SO LUCKY. 460 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:43,207 ♪ ACROSS THE VOID WE COME A-WARPING ♪ 461 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:47,878 ♪ ACROSS THE FIELDS OF STARS WE SOAR ♪ 462 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,717 ♪ WE PLEDGE TO LAND AND SOMETHING, SOMETHING ♪ 463 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,787 ♪ DUM DEE DUM DEE DA DA DA DA...SPACESHIP ♪ 464 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,822 ONE MORE TIME! 465 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:02,359 ♪ ACROSS THE VOID WE COME A-WARPING ♪ 466 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:05,796 ♪ ACROSS THE FIELDS OF STARS WE SOAR ♪ 32566

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