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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:03,969 LAST TIME ON 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN... 2 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:05,237 Sally, narrating: LIEUTENANT'S LOG. 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,373 RUTHERFORD, OHIO, IS OVERRUN 4 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,541 BY A GROUP OF GORGEOUS, MANIPULATIVE VENUSIANS. 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:11,843 ALL THE MEN ARE BLINDED BY THEIR BEAUTY-- 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,545 YES! YES! 7 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,080 DICK WITH GABRIELLA-- 8 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:17,182 YOU ARE A SILLY! 9 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,717 TOMMY WITH CHLOE, 10 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:21,319 AND HARRY TOTALLY LOSES IT FOR MASCHA. 11 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:23,821 YOU'RE MY LITTLE SCHMOO-SCHMOO! 12 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,723 MEANWHILE, MARY AND NINA GET... 13 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,358 TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL! 14 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,359 EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! 15 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,595 AND HEAD TO SAN DIEGO FOR THE BIG GAME. 16 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:32,597 JUST AS I STUMBLE UPON THE VENUSIANS' 17 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,833 DIABOLICAL PLAN OF TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION, 18 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,367 THEY KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME TO CALIFORNIA. 19 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,837 AAAAHHHHHH! 20 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,205 THE GUYS FINALLY CATCH ON 21 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,840 AND HEAD WEST TO TRY AND SAVE ME. 22 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,209 BOY, AM I SCREWED. 23 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,011 LET'S GO! 24 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,628 SO, UH, YOU GUYS NOTICED ANY SUDDEN INFLUX OF, UH, 25 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,630 ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AROUND THESE PARTS? 26 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,965 OH, YEAH, A WHOLE BUNCH CAME THROUGH. 27 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:42,100 REALLY? 28 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,969 TALL, EXOTIC, SCARY? 29 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,037 THAT'S THEM. 30 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,037 WE'RE HOT ON THE TRAIL, BOYS! 31 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,039 IF YOU BUMP INTO ONE NAMED ESTROVIA, 32 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,541 TELL HER GLEN SAYS HI. 33 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,742 RIGHT. 34 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,856 UHH! 35 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,857 OHH! 36 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,259 THIS STUFF IS TERRIBLE! 37 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,261 DICK, IT'S GOT TWIGS IN IT. 38 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,496 TWIGS ARE THE MEAT OF THE DESERT. 39 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,966 OK, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 40 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,367 BUT I MISS SALLY'S COOKING. 41 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:17,468 YEAH. 42 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,337 IN ALL THE HORRIBLE MEALS SHE EVER COOKED US, 43 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,406 SHE NEVER ONCE TRIED TO FEED US WOOD. 44 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,707 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 45 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,342 IS THAT YOUR CELL PHONE? 46 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,478 NO, IT'S NOT MY CELL PHONE. 47 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,113 IS IT YOUR CELL PHONE? 48 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:31,249 WE DON'T HAVE CELL PHONES! WE'RE FROM OHIO. 49 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,151 OH, WAIT A SECOND. 50 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,486 IT'S MASCHA'S COMPACT. 51 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,487 WHOO! 52 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,488 SHOULD I ANSWER IT? 53 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,922 UH, NO! TOMMY, YOU ANSWER IT. 54 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,758 WHY ME? BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL. 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,759 OH, OK. 56 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,732 [FEMININE VOICE] HELLO? 57 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:49,567 ATTENTION, ALL MEMBERS OF GROUP 7. 58 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:54,439 RENDEZVOUS TOMORROW MORNING AT EXIT 11, ROUTE 66. 59 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,775 SOUNDS GOOD. OVER AND OUT. 60 00:02:56,777 --> 00:03:00,379 AND PUT SOME MAKEUP ON. YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY. 61 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,520 HARRY, YOU'RE BURNING THE MAP! 62 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,687 WHAT? WAA! 63 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,556 OUT! OUT! OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! 64 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:16,394 I'M SORRY. 65 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,196 WELL, I DON'T SEE ANY OF THESE WOMEN AROUND. 66 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,765 WELL, THIS IS EXIT 11. 67 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,500 HARRY, YOU LOOK AROUND. I'LL GET US SUPPLIES. 68 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,602 WAIT, DICK, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 69 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:27,105 WATCH THIS. I KNOW HOW THESE TRADING POSTS WORK. 70 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,641 GREETINGS. WE GIVE YOU 71 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,943 BLANKETS AND SHINY HUBCAP. 72 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:35,880 YOU GIVE US CHILI DOGS AND GAS. 73 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,050 GREETINGS, WHITE EYES. 74 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,120 WE TAKE CASH OR CREDIT CARD. 75 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,721 WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? 76 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,723 THEY'RE NOT PAY TOILETS, ARE THEY? 77 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,891 NO. 78 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,126 FINE. 79 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,566 WHERE'S THE MOST EXPENSIVE JEWELRY? 80 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,734 RIGHT HERE. 81 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,335 HELLO, MASCHA. 82 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,004 HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 83 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:02,507 DON'T PLAY ME, BABY. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 84 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:03,975 AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SALLY? 85 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,411 I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING. I WISH I COULD. 86 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,513 CAN YOU GIVE ME A HINT? 87 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,917 WE'RE DOING SOMETHING, 88 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,752 SOMETHING BIG, 89 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,086 SUNDAY, 90 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,188 IN SAN DIEGO. 91 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:22,060 IS THAT ALL YOU CAN TELL ME? 92 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:25,564 SUNDAY... AT A STADIUM... 93 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,365 IN SAN DIEGO. 94 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,536 JUST ONE CLUE, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE? 95 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,873 AT THE SUPER BOWL! 96 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,375 WORK WITH ME, BABY! 97 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:39,077 WHICH SUPER BOWL?! 98 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,446 I HAVE TO GO NOW, HARRY. 99 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,882 WHY ARE THE CUTE ONES ALWAYS SO DUMB? 100 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,753 COME ON, BOYS! 101 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,790 WE'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO! 102 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,157 Mascha: SAN DIEGO! 103 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,159 SAN DIEGO! 104 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,130 Sally: LIEUTENANT'S LOG. 105 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,465 I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN HERE. 106 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,469 I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THEY'RE GONNA KEEP ME. 107 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,538 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW ANYMORE. 108 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,374 ON THE PLUS SIDE, MY SKIN LOOKS GREAT. 109 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,644 SO, WHAT ARE YOU? 110 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,212 I AM A VENUSIAN. 111 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,780 WHAT DO VENUSIANS DO? 112 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:19,518 THEY SEIZE CONTROL AND MAKE IT LOOK EFFORTLESS. 113 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:24,388 HOW MANY VENUSIANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? 114 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,192 NONE. 115 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,427 THEY GET A MAN TO DO IT. 116 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,334 OK, LET'S SEE SOME BAD GIRL ATTITUDE. 117 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,903 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 118 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,910 NOW A FRIGHTENED WAIF. 119 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,586 PARTY GIRL. 120 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,459 WELL, SHE'S GETTING THERE. 121 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,060 NOT REALLY. 122 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,332 HELLO, I'D LIKE 3 TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL, PLEASE. 123 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:09,834 GOOD ONES. YEAH, 50-YARD LINE. 124 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,269 SKY BOX. 125 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:14,205 SOLD OUT? BUT THE GAME DOESN'T START FOR 8 HOURS. 126 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,707 HELLO? HELLO-- 127 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,842 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? 128 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,712 IF ONLY WE KNEW SOMEONE WHO HAD TICKETS. 129 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,213 HMM. HMM. HMM. 130 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,715 LIKE MARY. 131 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,917 HMM. HMM. HMM. 132 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,925 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 133 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,660 THE HOTEL SHOULD HAVE TO WARN THEIR GUESTS 134 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,228 THAT PEOPLE FROM THE HALF-TIME SHOW 135 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,231 ARE STAYING HERE. 136 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,866 HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! 137 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,002 GET KILLED. 138 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,307 YOU'VE DONE WELL. 139 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,675 OH, THANK YOU. 140 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:51,910 I'M STARVING. 141 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,517 [GASPS] 142 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,817 OHH. 143 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:11,429 I'M FULL! 144 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:22,073 MORNING, FELLAS. 145 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,241 COME ON IN. 146 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,609 WHAT HAVE I MISSED? 147 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,112 A LOT. YOU MISSED ESPN 2's PREVIEW 148 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:29,881 OF THE ESPN SUPER BOWL PREGAME SHOW. 149 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,883 AND THE CNBC PREGAME SHOW, 150 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,551 WHICH IS THE FIRST PREVIEW 151 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,353 OF THE NBC SUPER BOWL PRE-PREGAME PREVIEW. 152 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,455 GRAB YOURSELF A WAFFLE AND A BEER. 153 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,991 IT'S ONLY T-MINUS 6 HOURS TO KICKOFF. 154 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,130 ♪ HOW LOOSE IS YOUR GOOSE? ♪ 155 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,965 ♪ HOW FUNKY IS YOUR MONKEY? ♪ 156 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,168 OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE ON? 157 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:53,437 WILL YOU SHUT UP?! 158 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,473 YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST? 159 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,774 I HEAR IT'S NEXT TO THE BAR. 160 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:57,709 LET'S GO. 161 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,252 FIND THE TICKETS. 162 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:12,290 AH, YES. SHE'S EITHER HIDDEN THEM UNDER THE CARPET 163 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,225 OR SEWED THEM INTO THE CHAIR. 164 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,393 FOUND THEM. 165 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,894 WHERE WERE THEY? IN THE DRAWER. 166 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:17,829 GENIUS! 167 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:19,931 ♪ HOW ♪ 168 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,867 ♪ FUNKY IS YOUR MONKEY? ♪ 169 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,204 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 170 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,577 WOW! THAT BABY HAS A BIG HEAD. 171 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:35,646 WELL, IT, UH, RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 172 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,349 AND THE HAIR? 173 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,184 YES, I KNOW. 174 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,653 WE HAVE A VERY UGLY BABY. 175 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:46,291 HEY, VIVIAN! COME LOOK AT THIS BABY'S HEAD! 176 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:47,858 WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE YOUR LITTLE COMMENTS-- 177 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:51,963 OH, IS HE THIRSTY? HE'S THIRSTY. 178 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,166 GET ME OUT OF THIS THING! 179 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,603 HARRY, PUSH! PUSH! 180 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,038 Dick: LOOK, THERE THEY ARE! 181 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,039 Harry: IT'S CHLOE. 182 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,040 Dick: AND GABRIELLA. 183 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,041 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 184 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,209 LET'S MAKE OUT WITH THEM. 185 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,711 SHUT UP! 186 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,646 THEY'RE GOING TO THE LADIES' ROOM. WE GOTTA FOLLOW THEM. 187 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,882 TOMMY, YOU GO FIRST. YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL. 188 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,317 AS SOON AS WE GET BACK, I'M GETTING A HAIRCUT. 189 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,393 WHERE'D THEY GO? 190 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,228 WHOA, DICK, HOLD ON A SECOND. 191 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,429 OH, TOMMY, NOT NOW. 192 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:26,664 NO, NO, COME HERE. 193 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,669 UHH! OHH! UHH! 194 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,237 DICK? 195 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,238 WHAT? 196 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,807 I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. 197 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,808 ME, TOO. 198 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:37,809 NOT NOW! 199 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,943 OHH! 200 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:39,944 OHH! 201 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:40,979 OHH! OHH! OHH! 202 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,919 THIS IS THE BIGGEST LADIES' ROOM I'VE EVER SEEN. 203 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,020 OHH! OHH! OHH! 204 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,932 STOP! I HEAR SOMETHING. 205 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,434 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 206 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,302 ALL CLEAR! 207 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,008 LET'S GO, GENTLEMEN. 208 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,496 Prell: LET THEM GO. 209 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,901 THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT OUR GUESTS. 210 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,304 CAPPUCCINO, GENTLEMEN? 211 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,138 WELL, WHAT ELSE DO YOU GOT BACK-- 212 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,707 TAKE THE CAPPUCCINO! 213 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,776 PANTENE, BRECK! 214 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,345 GET OUR VISITORS A REFRESHMENT. 215 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,413 WHERE'S MY SISTER SALLY?! 216 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,883 PERT! PERT PLUS, BRING OUT THE NEW ONE. 217 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,721 SALLY. 218 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,224 MY NAME IS NO LONGER SALLY. 219 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,760 I NOW GO BY THE NAME PAUL MITCHELL. 220 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,262 SO, READY TO DIE? 221 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,899 THAT'S IT! YOU TELL HER, SALLY. 222 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,600 I WAS TALKING TO YOU. 223 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,369 OH. 224 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,015 THESE AREN'T SUPER BOWL TICKETS.\ 225 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,182 YES, THEY ARE. 226 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,751 THESE ARE TICKETS TO OCEAN WORLD. 227 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,018 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 228 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,254 SEE THAT BIG FISH? 229 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,892 IT'S NOT A FISH, IT'S A MAMMAL. 230 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,493 MOVE ON OUT OF THE WAY. 231 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,261 MOVE! 232 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,929 NEXT! 233 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,970 WHY ARE YOU WEARING PASTA? 234 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,641 I JUST LIKE IT. 235 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:52,643 WELL, GET RID OF IT. IT CHEAPENS UP THE PLACE. 236 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,645 WHAT IS YOUR EVIL PLAN, PRELL? 237 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:58,149 ARE YOU GONNA KEEP US HERE AND MAKE US YOUR SEX SLAVES? 238 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,784 NO. 239 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,085 ARE YOU SURE? 240 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,086 THAT WOULD BE A PRETTY GOOD EVIL PLAN. 241 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,154 IT WOULD BE TORTUROUS. 242 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,790 SHUT UP! OUR PLAN IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT. 243 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:12,097 WE ARE HERE TO TAKE EARTH'S ENTIRE SUPPLY OF STUFF. 244 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,599 FROM TINY LEATHER BACKPACKS 245 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,234 TO SPORTS CARS 246 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,735 TO FABERGE EGGS. 247 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:22,006 ALL THOSE THINGS YOU LIKE WILL BE OURS. 248 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,074 IMPRESSIVE, PRELL, 249 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,077 AS IS THIS SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR OF YOURS. 250 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:30,081 IT'S NOT TO MY TASTE, BUT I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH IT. 251 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,251 HOWEVER, THE PEOPLE OF EARTH ARE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU THINK. 252 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,119 OOH, REALLY? 253 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,720 YOU WERE. 254 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,756 GABRIELLA? 255 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,758 FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS, 256 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,294 WE HAVE MONITORED EARTH BROADCAST SIGNALS, 257 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,596 AND WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS. 258 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:49,534 AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO EXPLOIT IT WITH THE ULTIMATE WEAPON. 259 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,701 IS IT A RAY GUN? 260 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,203 OH, I BET IT'S A GIANT MAGNET. 261 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,705 DOES IT RHYME WITH SNUCLEAR? 262 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,475 OUR WEAPON IS... 263 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,076 THE BEER COMMERCIAL. 264 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,611 [GASPS] [GASPS] [GASPS] 265 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,747 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 266 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,316 IT'S VERY SIMPLE, GENTLEMEN. 267 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,751 CHLOE, DARLING. 268 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,620 WE HAVE NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU EARTHMEN 269 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,556 ARE BOMBARDED WITH IMAGES OF HOPS, BARLEY, BREASTS, AND FUN, 270 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,960 YOU BECOME WEAK AND SUSCEPTIBLE TO SUGGESTION. 271 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,962 WE HAVE CREATED A BEER COMMERCIAL 272 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:22,667 400,000 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER BEFORE, 273 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:26,370 AND WE WILL BROADCAST THIS 30-SECOND MASTERPIECE DURING-- 274 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,705 THE SUPER BOWL? 275 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:31,776 YES, AND THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY DRAMATIC MOMENT. 276 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,213 EXCUSE ME, BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN EASIER TO JUST BUY A COMMERCIAL? 277 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,115 DURING THE SUPER BOWL? 278 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,584 HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT COSTS? 279 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,021 OH! 280 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,054 YOU CALL THAT A HIT? 281 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,491 PUT SOME SHOULDER IN IT! 282 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,193 I USED TO PLAY RUGBY. 283 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,329 I USED TO BE A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL, 284 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,663 BUT THEY THREW ME OFF THE SQUAD 285 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,466 BECAUSE I FORGOT TO WEAR UNDERWEAR... 286 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,235 OCCASIONALLY. 287 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,243 THE SATELLITE IS IN PLACE. 288 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,378 BRING FORTH THE MASTER TAPE. 289 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,381 DON'T DO IT, SALLY! 290 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,451 MASTER TAPE INSERTED. 291 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,587 OH, REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES, SALLY. 292 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:20,190 PRESS PLAY AND PAUSE ON MASTER TAPE. 293 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,693 5 SECONDS TO AIR. 294 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,761 5... 295 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,162 4... 296 00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:26,363 3... 297 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,199 7... 2! 298 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,233 2... 299 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,368 1... 300 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,005 I'M YOUR DADDY. 301 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,374 YOU'RE MY LITTLE SCHMOO-SCHMOO. 302 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:42,646 AND I'M YOUR BUNNY MAN. WHOO, I'M YOUR BUNNY! 303 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,715 Harry: COME TO PAPA, BABY. 304 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,652 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S IT. 305 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,589 STOP THE MASTER TAPE! 306 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,825 BOY, THAT WAS EMBARRASSING. 307 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,226 PAUL MITCHELL, 308 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,063 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 309 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,065 THERE'S NO PAUL MITCHELL HERE. 310 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,467 MY NAME IS SALLY SOLOMON! 311 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,969 YES, SHE'S BACK! 312 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,438 HOW RUDE! 313 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,741 GABRIELLA, TEACH THIS LADY SOME MANNERS. 314 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,477 OH, SWEETIE, TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS, ALL RIGHT? 315 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,512 OH, I WANT PLENTY OF THAT. 316 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,049 [INHALING AND EXHALING] 317 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,419 UH-OH. 318 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,420 SHE'S GOT THE KUNG-FU! 319 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,122 AAH! 320 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,525 OK, NOW I'M MAD, 321 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,293 AND YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M MAD. 322 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,628 AAH! 323 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,166 OH! 324 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,842 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY A GIRL. 325 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:49,780 WELL, YOU MAY HAVE SUCCEEDED IN RUINING OUR MASTER PLAN, 326 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,782 BUT WE'LL BE BACK. 327 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,818 MEANWHILE, YOU WILL BE TRAPPED HERE. 328 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,254 BEGIN SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 329 00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:01,291 Computer: THE CONTROL ROOM WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 4 MINUTES. 330 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,427 LET ME GUESS. WE'RE IN THE CONTROL ROOM. 331 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,895 CORRECT. 332 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,397 LET'S GO, LADIES. 333 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,071 WELL, GUYS, I GUESS THIS IS IT. 334 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,673 I SUPPOSE IT'S APPROPRIATE. 335 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,941 WE CAME TO THIS WORLD TOGETHER, 336 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,309 AND NOW WE'RE GONNA LEAVE IT TOGETHER. 337 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,377 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 338 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,611 WE STAYED ON THIS PLANET TOO LONG. 339 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,047 REMEMBER THE FIRST RULE OF INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL: 340 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,548 NEVER GET ATTACHED. 341 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,750 I THOUGHT IT WAS NEVER GET A CAT. 342 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,289 BUT YOU KNOW, LOOKING BACK ON THE LAST 2 YEARS, 343 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,757 LIVING AS A HUMAN WITH THE THREE OF YOU, 344 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,393 I WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING. 345 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:39,831 Computer: THE CONTROL ROOM WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3 MINUTES. 346 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,000 WELL, EXCEPT THIS LAST THING WHERE WE BLOW UP. 347 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,035 GOOD POINT. IT SUCKS. NO, THANK YOU. 348 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,604 WHAT FOOLS! 349 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,272 WE THOUGHT THOSE WOMEN REALLY LOVED US! 350 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,840 SUCKERS, ALL OF US. 351 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,910 HARRY! MASCHA! 352 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,612 I LOVE YOU. 353 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,048 SUCKERS, HUH? 354 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,886 WE GOTTA STOP THAT SHIP! 355 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:06,690 MASCHA, LET'S USE THESE LAST PRECIOUS MOMENTS OF LIFE... 356 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,825 TO MAKE OUT. 357 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,193 HARRY, COME ON! 358 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:13,197 Computer: THE CONTROL ROOM WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 2 MINUTES. 359 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,265 DICK, WE GOTTA GO! 360 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,566 NO. WE CAN'T LET THEM ESCAPE! 361 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,468 MASCHA, HOW DO YOU CONTACT THE TRANSPORT SHIP? 362 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,404 I DON'T KNOW. MY TRAINING WAS IN SEDUCTION 363 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,871 AND LARGE APPLIANCE REPAIR. 364 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,706 RIGHT, DICK. SHE FIXED THE DRYER. 365 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,342 YEAH. LOOK HOW GREAT MY SHIRT CAME OUT. 366 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,709 YOU STILL HAVE TO REPLACE THE BEARINGS. 367 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,211 WHAT'S THAT GONNA RUN US? 368 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,546 SHUT UP! THE TRANSPORT SHIP IS COMING! 369 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,480 NOT FOR LONG. STAND ASIDE! 370 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,750 OH! WHAT WAS I THINKING? 371 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,820 OH, THAT SMARTS! 372 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,621 WAIT, I'VE GOT A WRENCH. 373 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,290 YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE. 374 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,892 WELL, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA HIT IT WITH YOUR HAND. 375 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,403 Computer: THE TRANSPORT SHIP IS NOW CAREENING TOWARD THE SUN. 376 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,404 THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? 377 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,405 OH, YEAH. 378 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,041 All: YEAH! 379 00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:01,645 Computer: THE CONTROL ROOM WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN ONE MINUTE. 380 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,413 All: LET'S GO! 381 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,989 Dick: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 382 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,290 THE BIG WOMEN ARE ANGRY! 383 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,125 SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN! 384 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:21,398 BOY, I MUST BE BUZZED 'CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS DICK. 385 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,367 YEAH. ME, TOO. 386 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:29,539 HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW ATTRACTIVE I FIND YOU? 387 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,174 NO. 388 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,144 AND I HOPE YOU NEVER DO. 389 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,654 ALL IS LOST! 390 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,257 THE TRANSPORTER'S DESTROYED. 391 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,691 WE'RE STRANDED. 392 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,527 THAT'S RIGHT. SQUIRT YOUR TEARS. YOU LOSE. 393 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,429 HA HA! 394 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:56,767 NOW WE'RE STUCK FOREVER ON THIS TRUCK STOP OF A PLANET. 395 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,936 NOW, DON'T CRY. IT'S A GOOD PLACE. 396 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:00,438 YOU'LL MAKE FRIENDS HERE. 397 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,972 BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT SO BAD. 398 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,542 OF ALL THE PLANETS IN THE GALAXY, IT'S ONE OF THE NICEST. 399 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,676 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 400 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,846 WELL, IT'S... JUST A HUNCH. 401 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,549 WHAT WILL WE DO HERE ON EARTH? 402 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,150 WE HAVE NO SKILLS. 403 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,185 EXCEPT FOR EVIL MANIPULATION. 404 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:18,689 AND THAT'S NOT A CAREER. 405 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,358 NO ONE NEEDS US. 406 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,560 HAS TELEVISION TAUGHT YOU NOTHING? 407 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,962 YOU'VE SEEN OUR ADVERTISEMENTS. 408 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:29,133 WOMEN LIKE YOU ARE OUR UNATTAINABLE STANDARD. 409 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,667 EVERY PRODUCT YOU USE... 410 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,504 EVERY TREND YOU EMBRACE... 411 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,472 BECOMES OUR OBSESSION. 412 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,742 YOU ARE THE SHAPELY AND ELUSIVE CARROT 413 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,513 THAT OUR HOMELY OLD HORSES WILL CHASE FOR ETERNITY, 414 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,782 OUR INSECURITIES SPURRING US ON, 415 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,951 DEMANDING THAT WE SPEND, SPEND, SPEND! 416 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,587 NO ONE NEEDS YOU? 417 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,789 OUR GLOBAL ECONOMY DEPENDS ON YOU. 418 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,024 Women: WOW! 419 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,292 SO, STAY... 420 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,094 STAY WHERE YOU ARE NEEDED. 421 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,063 AND WHERE YOU ARE NEEDED-- 422 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,032 WE GET IT! WE GET IT! 423 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,601 Announcer: WELCOME TO OCEAN WORLD, SAN DIEGO, 424 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:07,204 HOME OF BIG WALLY AND LITTLE WALLY. 425 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,406 WELL, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 426 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,407 YEAH. 427 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,642 ...AS THIS HAPPY DUO AMAZES YOU 428 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,443 WITH THEIR AQUATIC AGILITY. 429 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,816 Announcer: KER-SPLASH! HA HA HA! 430 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,554 NINA, YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY SAD? 431 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,223 WHAT? 432 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,892 I WANTED TO DROWN JUST NOW. 433 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,327 ME, TOO. 434 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,202 YOU KNOW, I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO PARIS 435 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,770 WITH CHLOE AND GABRIELLA. 436 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,905 YEAH, I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I SHOULD HAVE GONE, TOO. 437 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,840 YEAH, RIGHT. 438 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,276 I'M GOING TO GO PUT ON SOME MORE MAKEUP. 439 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,912 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS ON THE ROAD, 440 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,646 I WAS OFFERED A JOB REPAIRING DRYERS 441 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,717 FOR THE SECOND LARGEST LAUNDROMAT IN TUCSON. 442 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,185 YOU WERE? 443 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:55,986 BUT I TURNED IT DOWN. 444 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,055 I COULDN'T LEAVE YOU. 445 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,025 MASCHA, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT. 446 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:05,696 I COULD NEVER LIVE WITH MYSELF IF I HELD YOU BACK. 447 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,331 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 448 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,434 A GIRL LIKE YOU COULD NEVER BE HAPPY IN RUTHERFORD. 449 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,437 IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT, YOU'D REGRET IT. 450 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,874 MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, 451 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,308 MAYBE NOT EVER. 452 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,845 BUT YOU'LL REGRET IT. 453 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,982 WELL, IF THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST NIGHT HERE, 454 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,985 CAN WE SPEND IT TOGETHER 455 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,720 STARING UP AT THE STARS? 456 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,154 SURE. 457 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,998 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 458 00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:44,568 OW! OOH! 459 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,236 HELLO, MARY! HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 460 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,872 AWFUL. WE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE SUPERBOWL. 461 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,407 WELL, YOU PROBABLY HAD A BETTER TIME 462 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,675 AT OCEAN WORLD, ANYWAY. 463 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,711 HOW DO YOU KNOW WE WENT TO OCEAN WORLD? 464 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:56,346 WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR TICKETS GOT STOLEN? 465 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,916 WE NEVER MENTIONED OUR TICKETS WERE STOLEN. 466 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:03,086 WELL, WHATEVER HAPPENED, YOU'RE PROBABLY BETTER OFF. 467 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,354 WHY? 468 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,624 THE SODAS WERE 4.95. 469 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,993 AND THE HOT DOGS-- 470 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,161 AAAH! 34049

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