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[ Static ]
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[ Country music plays ]
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♪ My dreams are all
dead and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes and calls me
to his Kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪
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♪ Let 'er blow-ow-ow! ♪
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-My turn.
-Hell no.
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Hey, man, let me drive
that thing! Come on!
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Do not touch the trim!
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Well, here they are, y'all,
my babies.
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They say you know knew real love
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'til you purchase kids
o' your own.
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These little guys
give me a reason
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to wake up in the mornin'.
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And you're willing
to pay me real money
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to make some Halloween
costumes for 'em?
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Oh, you bet.
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Now, Colby wants to be a wizard,
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Shelby wants to be
the first baby in space,
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and Kelby wants to be
the sand worm from "Dune."
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You're lookin' at a lot
of man-hours here.
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How much are you willin'
to part with on this?
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Well, whatever
you think's fair.
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$2,000.
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Half up front, other half
before we leave here today.
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So, all of it
up front.
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You got yourself
a deal, hoss.
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Ah. 2 grand's
a lot of money.
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But it'll be worth it
to see their little eyes
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light up
on Halloween night.
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Where's the button that
makes the eyes light up?
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Whoa! What the hell are you
doin', you dumb bitch?!
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You ripped
the cellophane!
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These costumes go
on the box.
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The dolls must never
leave the box.
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If I don't keep
my Lettuce Leafies
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in mint condition,
they lose value.
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Oh, they're valuable?
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Well, just how much monetary
costification we talkin' about?
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Well, an unblemished doll,
complete with
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adoption certificate,
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in the original,
pristine packagin'
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could bring up to
about 5 grand or so.
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Is that right?
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Yep.
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Lettuce Leafy
Dandy Sprout dolls
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are a good investment.
If I'd ever sell 'em.
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[chuckle]
Which I won't.
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♪♪
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You know, I never
cared much for "Dune."
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Herbert had some unresolved
gender issues.
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It don't matter, 'cause
Sheriff ain't getting 'em.
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They're goin' on our dolls,
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which we gonna sell
for $5,000!
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But don't dolls have heads,
with faces on 'em?
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There!
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[Splat!]
Doll.
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[muffled] But don't they
also have bodies
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and arms and hair
and stuff?
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Dang it, I'm the CEO
of this company.
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I really need
to micromanage this?
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Figure it out!
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[Eerie music plays]
[Thunder crashes
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Thud ]
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Ooh!
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The doll-parts store is open.
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I'll take two of these,
one of these.
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[Whimsical tune plays]
No one's gonna miss this one.
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[ Lightning crashes ]
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[ Beatboxing ]
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Squash B'Gosh.
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Get your dolls.
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Come on down,
it's like a mini mall.
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Oh, hey, Tammi.
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Hey, buddy boy.
-Daddy!
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Is this right
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or did y'all just
forget the decimal?
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Damn straight, it's right.
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$5,000.
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They collectibles.
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See, Randy,
it's like a superhero,
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but it's made
out of a gourd.
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Are these
animal bones?
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No, no, they're definitely
not the bones of an animal.
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That's the Squash B'Gosh
guarantee.
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Pirate, pirate!
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Hey, Daddy, can I give one
to the macho man here?
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Thanks, but Randy doesn't
need one of these.
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Oh!
Let's give him one.
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Who else is he supposed
to play with,
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since his mama's out
every night,
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spreadin' her legs
for anybody
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with a dollar in their pocket?
-Come on, Granny,
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don't disparage Tammi
in front of the child.
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So she's a slut,
but I'm the bad guy?
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Pirate, pirate!
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I want pirate!
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All right, just take it.
Let's go.
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Yay!
-All right, I'll see y'all
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tonight for trick-or-treats.
-Don't be late.
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Uh-oh. Heads up.
Sheriff, three o'clock.
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Hey, hey, hey, Sheriff.
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Uh, I got them Halloween
costumes you wanted.
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Just in time, Early.
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Huh.
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These are like a bunch
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of your old,
sweaty novelty hats.
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No, no, you been
mistaken, Sheriff.
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This here is your wizerd.
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Here's your spaceman.
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Ands this one here is
the sand worm from "Dune."
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Y'all enjoy, now.
-And what's this over here?
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-Hey, hey! Don't go over there.
-Squash B'Gosh?!
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Yep! Our new line
of collectibles.
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So you put my costumes
on your dolls.
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Or am I to believe that
the sand worm from "Dune"
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is suddenly popular
this year?
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No, sir. This here is
the worm from "Tremors."
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Totally different worm.
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Daddy,
just give him one.
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It's full
of maggots, anyways.
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All right, fine.
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Here's your damn
adoption papers.
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Well, just so you know,
I'm contestin'
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the charge on these
damn costumes.
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Come along, Tolby.
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Let's go home
and meet the gang.
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Randy, sweetheart,
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Squashbuckler's startin'
to collect fruit flies,
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so why don't we
leave him here
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while we go
trick-or-treatin'.
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I'm gonna bring 'im!
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What if I let you have
a hot dog?
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Hot dog, yay!
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Yeah! Hot dog.
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[ Snoring ]
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I think it's time
to call it.
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Come on, Daddy,
wake up.
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[Bottle clangs]
Wh-Wh-What?!
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How many units did we move?
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"We"?!
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All you moved is
about a fifth
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of that rotgut
into your belly.
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This is Tuesday. This is
my goddamn day to drink.
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Come on, Daddy,
let's pack this stuff up.
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I gotta go meet Randy
for trick-or-treatin'.
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Like hell!
Nobody wants this mess!
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I know this venture was doomed
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from the damn first
to the damn fall,
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even as I forced you
to pursue it.
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Your job was to produce
mint-condition boxes.
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You didn't make
no boxes!
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Hell, that's all
people want: boxes!
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[ Eerie music plays ]
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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[ Thunder, lightning crash ]
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All right, boys,
it's costume time!
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[ "Dance of the
Sugar Plum Fairy" plays ]
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Colby, you're gonna be
an unemployed alcoholic,
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um, Kelby is a staunch
gun advocate,
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and Delby here gets to be
objectifier of women.
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Now, Shelby, I-I know you wanted
to be the first baby in space,
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but you're gonna just
[tearfully] have to be
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Ass Man,
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[crying] since your daddy
just can't seem
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[sobbing]
to come through for you.
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Hey, well, we still got the
popcorn balls and the piñata.
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Let's let the new guy, Tolby,
take the first swing, all right?
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[ Squelch! ]
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Oh, come on, now!
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What shoddy workmanship this is.
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Look at these pathetic
adoption papers.
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[Sinister music plays]
Death certificate?
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1864?
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[Click]
Oh, he-hey, wait,
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unlock that door.
And also,
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how are you movin'?
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[ Chuckle ]
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Look at me,
I'm talkin' to a doll.
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I must be losin' --
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Oh! Tolby, no!
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The piñata's up there!
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[ Engine rumbling ]
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Well, the curtain closes
on another sad scene
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from my pathetic,
goddamn life.
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Who else wants
to line up
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and take a shot
at my ass?
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'Cause, apparently,
it's open season!
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Daddy, I thought
you said we was
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leavin' them dolls
at the flea market.
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[ Sinister music plays ]
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Granny:
Oh, here it comes.
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I really screwed the pooch
on this one.
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Why are they walkin',
womarn?
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Well, you know how I got
all them parts for 'em
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out of the garden, right?
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What, the squash garden?
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Nah, the bone garden.
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The Confederate
graveyard?!
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You aren't supposed
to upset them bodies!
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Daddy, you dig shit
out of there all the time!
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But I'm taking jewelry
and Confederate swords.
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[Blade slices]
That's different.
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What kind of damn doll
has skeletal feet
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and real, dead,
human hair?
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I knew there was a damn
problem here!
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Oh, man, them things
are tryin' to flip us over!
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And they touchin'
the trim!
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[Gunshots]
Do not touch the trim!
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[ Gunshots ]
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Oh, my God, we gave Randy
one of them dolls!
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Oh, well, he's dead, by now.
Let's move on.
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The hell you say!
Give me that wheel!
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I'm gonna save my boy!
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[ Engine starts,
tires squeal ]
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[ Rock music plays ]
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You have damaged
the Squash B'Gosh brand.
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[ Gunshots ]
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This here's a lawsuit
waitin' to happen.
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Somebody send out a tweet
acceptin' full responsibility.
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We need to get ahead
of the damn narrative here.
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{\an8}♪♪
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[Eerie music plays]
[Rings doorbell]
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Well, your daddy's late
again. No surprise there.
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[ Rings doorbell ]
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Looks like he ain't home,
baby. Come on.
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[ Lightning crashes ]
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Hey, I thought I told you
to leave this nasty-ass doll
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at home.
[Door creaks]
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Trick or treat!
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Hot dog!
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W-wait a minute.
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Don't eat that.
What is that?
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Hot dog!
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That's not a hot dog!
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That's my finger.
Don't eat it!
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Y'all, please put that
on ice and call the police.
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Hey, that's one
of them dolls your --
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Wait, where's your pirate?
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[ Rustling ]
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Aah!
Randy, run!
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Get off me,
you son of a bitch! Ow!
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Tires squeal ]
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Get in here if you
wanna live, bitch!
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Oh, no! Sheriff's got one
of them dolls, too!
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Yeah, he's trapped
inside with it.
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Cover us, Granny.
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Come on, Rusty.
252
00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:32,845
I got a plan.
253
00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,814
[ Gunshots ]
254
00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,382
Tolby, stop!
255
00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,050
Please have mercy, son.
256
00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:38,851
[ Thud ]
257
00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,486
Oh, Early, thank God.
258
00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,088
Get the dolls
in the boxes!
259
00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,589
Come on, now,
don't mess up the boxes!
260
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,424
Open the door!
Open the door!
261
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,826
We're rich as hell,
baby!
262
00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,995
Whoo! Put these down
on the floorboard
263
00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,030
and don't nobody break
the damn cellophane.
264
00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,598
What about the sheriff?
265
00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,833
Aw, damn it!
266
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,835
There's blood on this box!
Hell, it's ruined!
267
00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,436
I'm goin' back in there
to get a clean one.
268
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,605
[Gunshots]
They're coming in hot!
269
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,741
[Gunshots]
I don't know if I can stop 'em.
270
00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,109
[ Gun clicks ]
271
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,043
Oh, no!
272
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,611
[ Gunshot ]
273
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,013
[Triumphant music plays]
Oh, thank God.
274
00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,214
We need to lure 'em all
in here,
275
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,515
then burn the house down.
276
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,117
Wait.
-It's the only damn way.
277
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,752
There are plenty
o' other ways, Early.
278
00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,353
Too late.
I done it.
279
00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,955
[ Glass breaks ]
280
00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,425
Get in, get in!
Come on!
281
00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:20,626
Squeeze in tight.
Let's go!
282
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,428
Scoot over!
Scoot over!
283
00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:23,362
Early, wait!
284
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,097
There's no more room, Sheriff.
285
00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:28,034
Kelby, Shelby, Dolby, and Colby
is takin' up too much space.
286
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,969
We can make room. Just take
the dolls out of the boxes.
287
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,304
Don't you dare take them
out of them boxes.
288
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,472
They must not come out
of the boxes!
289
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,074
[Crunch]
Ow! Tolby!
290
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,475
Rusty,
they are eatin' him!
291
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,543
Get rid of the dolls!
292
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:38,945
Get rid of you, whore!
293
00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,479
These are worth money!
294
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,482
Come on, Randy, we'll die,
if we stay with these dumbasses.
295
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,651
Wait, Tammi!
I can protect you!
296
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,987
No, Shelby!
-[Munching]
297
00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,221
Colby!
298
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:51,457
Delby! Ohhh!
299
00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,326
[ Sobbing ]
300
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:59,498
[ Birds chirping ]
301
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,800
[ Snarling ]
302
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,336
[Alarm blares]
Sheriff: Uh, Halloween's over.
303
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,338
[Horn honks]
Why aren't the stopping?
304
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:09,008
{\an8}Maybe they just live forever,
whether it's Halloween, or not.
305
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,843
{\an8}-[Dolls moaning]
-Hell, I don't know.
306
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,179
{\an8}Uh, Sheriff, what were
some of them other plans
307
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,480
{\an8}you was talkin' about
last night?
308
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:15,815
{\an8}How about the plan
where you fight
309
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,249
{\an8}[Metal creaks]
your godless abominations
310
00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,819
{\an8}at your own house,
instead of draggin' 'em
311
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:22,421
{\an8}into my neighborhood and
wipin' out my property value?
312
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,156
Aw, calm down,
now, Sheriff.
313
00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,691
I found this here
sailor suit,
314
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,293
if you're still interested.
-Well, I don't know
315
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,296
who'd wear it, since it's the
day after Halloween and --
316
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,264
[crying] and --
and all my
317
00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,766
little babies
318
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,101
are dead.
319
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,502
[ Sobbing ]
320
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:37,703
Valid point, Sheriff.
321
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,338
I think the bubble's
done burst here
322
00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:40,940
on this doll craze,
anyhow.
323
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,141
I mean,
these killer dolls
324
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,876
gonna sour everybody
on the good'uns.
325
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,444
[Metal creaks]
Yeah, they'll all be painted
326
00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,380
with the same brush.
327
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,715
[Glass shatters]
And, now, we're gonna die.
328
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,685
{\an8}[Banjo plays upbeat tune,
limb stomps]
329
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,828
{\an8}♪♪
330
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,569
{\an8}♪♪
331
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:17,677
{\an8}♪ Made in Georgia ♪
[Shimmer!]
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