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[ Static ]
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[ballad] ♪ My dreams
are all dead and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes and calls me
to his kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you ♪
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♪ sons of bitches ♪
-My turn.
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-Hell no.
-♪ when I go ♪
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Hey, man, let me drive
that thing. Come on!
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Do not touch the trim!
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[Soft music plays]
Excuse me.
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I was looking through
your organic section
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and I noticed you really
don't have one.
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Y'all don't sell
freerange eggs, do ya?
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Well, I got nine
pickled eggs in here.
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I was supposed to throw
'em out last month,
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so they're priced to move.
[Tires screech]
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On your goddamn knees,
right now! Let's go!
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Gimme me all the pickled
eggs in that jar,
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or I'm gonna pop your head
like a sumbitchin' balloon!
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-[Sobbing]
-Vicki?
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[chuckle]
Girl, is that you?
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Oh, my God!
Please, don't hurt me!
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Hell, it's me,
Early Cuyler!
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Come on, don't you remember,
second grade?
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I sat behind you that one day,
and then, I quit.
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Yes. The --
the talking squid.
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Bring it in for a hug,
now, baby. Come on!
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Mm-mmm! Yeah.
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Last time I heard about you,
you was runnin' off
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to that lesbian college,
to learn how to be a lesbian.
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It's pediatrician,
actually.
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Yep. Things is comin' up
roses for me.
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I'm a big goddamn success.
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And it's all thanks
to Jesus Christ
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for showin' me the way.
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Can I testify to you?
[Siren wails, tires screech]
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Drop that gun, Early.
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Down on the -- Vicki?
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Is that you?
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Yeah, that's her.
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Hey, Sharif!
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Gimme me a hug.
Oh, hell!
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Mmm, mmm!
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What brings you back
to town?
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Well, my dad's
real sick now.
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[chuckle] I'm just back
in town to sort of, you know,
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take care of him,
make him feel comfortable.
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Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that, Vicki.
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So are you still, uh,
practicin' as a lesbian?
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It's pediatrician.
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They the same damn thing.
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No, actually,
they're not. [chuckle]
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So what have you been
doin' all these years?
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Oh, you know, drinkin',
watchin' me some
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badass heavy metal videos
on my phone, mostly.
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I was talkin' to Sharif.
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Oh, you know,
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a little of this,
little of that.
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Nothin' I'd write
home about.
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'Cause I never left home,
so that'd be
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a foolish letter
to write, you know.
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Waste of a stamp
and all that.
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Well, I'll be
in town a while.
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Maybe we can have lunch.
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Are you serious?!
-[Early grunting]
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That'd be great.
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[Grunting]
[Glass breaks]
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I'll be in town, too!
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I ain't allowed to leave,
once they set a court date.
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-I have to go.
-You ain't changed a bit,
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'cept for your knockers
is bigger LOL.
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[cackle] Yeah, baby!
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♪♪
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[Mouse clicking]
You actually filin' a report
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for that robbery?
-Oh, come on now!
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That's gonna mess up
my permanent record!
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Oh, relax, Early.
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I'm just binge-likin' all
of Vicki's status updates.
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I wanna see
if she'll accept my
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"more than friends"
request.
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She accepted your
friend request?
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I done sent her
a couple.
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She must still be goin'
through them.
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Damn, Sheriff.
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You just liked some fried
chicken she ate in 2009.
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[chuckle]
Stalker much?
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Well, she wrote "Yum,"
so I'm gonna add
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Save some for me :)
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Type "DTF??"
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Uh, what's that mean?
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That's computer code for
"Down. to. Fuck." [clang]
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No.
No-o-pe, uh-uh-uh!
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I'm gonna tell Vicki I'm,
uh...
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DTG...TKY.
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"Down to get to know you" --
B, better.
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[ Chime ]
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[ Chime ]
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Look, she just responded.
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Three question marks and
a picture of a winkin' cat.
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I think I'm in, boys.
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♪♪
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The economy's boomin'
around here.
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We now have five
tattoo parlors
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and two tattoo
laser removal facilities.
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Hey, isn't that where
we went to kindergarten?
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Yep, it's
a Vaped Crusader now.
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But I don't put that crap
anywhere near my lungs.
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[Inhales deeply, coughs]
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I'm a purist. Ahem.
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-Wow.
-Yep.
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All I had to do was
fill out a form
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and the Feds
just gave it to me.
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Do you ever
have to use it?
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Oh, Lord, no.
Maybe I'd break it out,
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if we had a race riot,
or somethin'.
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But all the races here
get along fine, you know,
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as long as they kind of keep
to themselves, so.
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But that's segregation.
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Well, maybe, if we had
any minorities in this county,
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but all us white folks
been integrated here
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with each other
for decades
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and we all get along
like gangbusters.
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♪♪
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You know, I had a really
good time, Sharif.
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Oh, Lord.
Daddy's out.
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Get off my property.
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Come on, Daddy.
-I don't wanna go back inside.
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It's pretty stressful, takin'
care of an elderly parent.
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Oh, I stuck mine
in a home. But, hey,
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if he can hang on
through next week,
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I'd really love to take
ya out for tacos.
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One of the tattoo places here
used to be a taco place,
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you know, and they still
give out tacos.
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But we may have to
get a tattoo
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to get us
a free taco there.
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I'd like that very much.
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Which one, the tattoo
or the tacos?
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Is this your boyfriend?
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He's stupid.
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Boyfriend?
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[ Laughs ]
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Is that what
we're doin' here?
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I'll talk to you
later, Sharif.
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Thanks for today.
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♪♪
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I just got back
from Vicki's,
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and it went well!
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Very well!
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I heard the term boyfriend
bandied about, too.
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I'm gonna call her
and let her know that
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I got here safe. She'd be
worried, otherwise.
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[Ring]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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hoss! You messin' up.
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You gotta play it cool here.
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No, I -- I don't wanna
wait and play it cool.
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I'm DTC,
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down to cuddle.
Womerns don't wanna cuddle
with no damn man
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that don't look good.
I mean, look atcha!
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You don't look good!
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Oh, Early,
looks ain't everythin'.
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Mama says I'm sweet
as a little sugar plum.
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Well, if you looked good,
like me,
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you wouldn't need
no damn personality.
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Get out your credit card,
peacock. [chuckle]
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We about to upgrade
your plumage so you can
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bock, bock, bock-a-cock,
bock, bock, ba-cock, ba-cock!
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Whoo!
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Everythin' you wear
sends a message,
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so I picked out some shirts
and hats with messages on 'em.
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I really like these
shiny-ass glitter jeans
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with the sparkle butt.
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They really make my flat
ass pop, don't they?
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Oh, they macho as hell!
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We 'bout to strut your stuff
like a redassed baboon!
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Why am I struttin'
my stuff out here
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at 2:00 in the mornin'?
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This here is how
you get to know a girl,
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without her gettin'
to know
that you
gettin' to know her.
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Now, get on down there
and gimme some pushups.
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Get them muscles swolled up
good before you see her.
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One...
[Creaking]
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Wait, Early!
What are you doin'?!
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We takin' this relationship
to the next level!
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Whoa!
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Ah.
She was so beautiful.
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Back then, I just never
had a shot at her.
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And look at you now.
Right in the honey hole.
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What are you doin'
with a video camera?
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You got a thumb,
don't you?
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Show me your thumb!
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Like this?
-No, dumbass.
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You wipe your thumb
across your neck
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like it's a damn
buck knife.
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That's your way of sayin'
"There's only one way out"
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of this here
relationship,
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"and I just showed it
to you," damn it.
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[ Whirr ]
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[ Creak ]
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Early, this -- this don't
feel fun no more.
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Panty drawer: jackpot!
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Oh, man, that was a rush!
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[chuckle] What now?
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Do we watch the tape?
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I just wouldn't feel right,
masturbatin' to it.
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Watch the tape?
[inhales deeply]
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Only a simpleminded dumbass
would think that.
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Tape is for her to watch.
That's why I left it.
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You what?!
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But I-I'm all over
that tape!
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The tape tells her
"I could've touched on you
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and done wrong things
to you,
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but I didn't,
'cause I'm a standup guy."
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[ Ring ]
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Oh, hell, Early,
it's her.
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Yeah, there we go!
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We got her
to make the first move!
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[crying] Somebody pried open
my window last night
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and left a videotape.
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Can I get that tape
from ya?
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Glitter, all over
the crime scene.
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This is from those
macho sparkle jeans
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with the glitter butt
on 'em.
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Maybe whoever
our guy is can, ahem,
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glue that back on.
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So where's that tape,
again, Vicki?
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Maybe we should just
watch it.
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No, no, let's let this guy,
whoever he is,
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let's just let him off
with a warnin'.
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[chuckle] I'm sure he won't
do this ever again.
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How do you know
who "he" is?
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Oh, I don't know.
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He could be anyone.
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[dialing] But I just matched
the DNA on my smartphone.
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Whoever he is,
we don't know him.
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But we need to get
that tape right now.
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Is this the tape?
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Wait, don't play
the tape, Denny.
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I wish I could see your
beautiful eyes right now.
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Oh, hell.
But please don't open them.
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That could be bad for me.
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-Sharif?!
-I-I was merely
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testin' you
for sleep apnea, Vicki.
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All Dougal County residents get
a free sleep apnea screenin'.
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We don't tell you
about it in advance.
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And that's me, uh, you know,
sniffing your panties,
247
00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:26,167
ahem, for drugs and --
oh, here.
248
00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,417
Got 'em back from the lab
just this mornin'.
249
00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,584
Uh, you're clean.
250
00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:30,584
You know, I thought
you were a little weird,
251
00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:32,751
but I also thought that you
were sweet and decent!
252
00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:35,334
But, Vicki, I was just tryin'
to get to know you
253
00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:37,375
without you knowin' I was
tryin' to get to know you.
254
00:08:37,459 --> 00:08:37,876
-Get. out.
-Baby, please!
255
00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:40,500
Get out!
[Slam]
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00:08:40,584 --> 00:08:43,542
[ Melancholy tune plays ]
257
00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:46,167
She didn't press charges,
so, you're free to go.
258
00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,626
Hell, the door
ain't even locked.
259
00:08:48,709 --> 00:08:50,125
[ Sighs ]
260
00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:52,334
I'll always be in jail,
Denny.
261
00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:55,542
A jail called heartbreak.
-Check it out.
262
00:08:55,626 --> 00:08:57,709
You tagged a photo
of me in jail?!
263
00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,042
Did Vicki like it?
264
00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,542
Ah, I bet she's pretty
tied up right now
265
00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:02,876
with her daddy's funeral.
266
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,876
Oh, no.
Her daddy passed?
267
00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:05,751
That's terrible.
268
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:08,209
That's perfect.
You just swoop on in there
269
00:09:08,292 --> 00:09:10,042
and you got yourself
a storybook endin'.
270
00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:10,959
That's right, Early.
We -- we need to go
271
00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:12,459
and provide a police escort,
or somethin'.
272
00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:14,834
I don't think she wants
you at the funeral.
273
00:09:14,918 --> 00:09:16,459
But you know
what I always say:
274
00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:18,792
"Womens don't know
what they want
275
00:09:18,876 --> 00:09:20,209
until you give it to them.
276
00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:22,042
Then, they complain
that they didn't want
277
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,918
what you thought they wanted."
278
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000
Now, let's do this!
Whoo!
279
00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,751
[ Birds chirping ]
280
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:30,292
Thank you all for comin' out
today to honor Daddy.
281
00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:32,792
As y'all know,
he was a private man
282
00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:36,667
and he just wanted a quiet
service on the hillside and --
283
00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:39,709
Attention! Please accept
this dignified
284
00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:42,918
striptease of sorrow
in honor of Vicki's daddy.
285
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,918
[ Whip cracks ]
286
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,292
[ Techno playing ]
287
00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,250
Sharif!
What are you doing?!
288
00:09:50,334 --> 00:09:52,125
Only the best, Vicki.
289
00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:54,000
What are you doin', Denny?
290
00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,709
I said fire at the end
of the song.
291
00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:58,375
This is fun!
292
00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:00,500
Aah!
-Stop the tank!
293
00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:01,292
They didn't train us how
to stop it.
294
00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,334
Everyone
back away from the tank.
295
00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,959
They did not train us
how to use this.
296
00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:06,792
[ Laughing ]
297
00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:09,500
Daddy!
298
00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:09,959
His grave!
299
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,500
Oh, my God!
300
00:10:12,584 --> 00:10:14,292
[Error tone chimes]
Woman: We're sorry.
301
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:15,959
You have reached a number
that has been disconnected
302
00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,042
or is no long--
303
00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:19,250
Well, I guess it's over.
304
00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:21,792
She changed her phone
number, her email,
305
00:10:21,876 --> 00:10:23,500
and her address.
306
00:10:23,584 --> 00:10:25,459
Oh, she's just playin'
hard to find.
307
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,751
That dance didn't work
at all, did it?
308
00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,667
Like I always said,
"Womens don't like it
309
00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:32,709
when you run over their
dead daddies with a damn tank
310
00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:35,083
while you're half-naked
at a funeral."
311
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,292
When'd you ever
say that?
312
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,959
I say it all the time.
313
00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:39,209
That's your problem:
you listen,
314
00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:42,542
but you just. don't. hear.
315
00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:45,626
[ Banjo plays,
limb stomps ]
316
00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:55,292
♪♪
317
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,709
♪♪
318
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:11,584
♪ Made in Georgia ♪
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