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[ Static ]
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[ Country music plays ]
♪ They call him the Peep ♪
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♪ He wants to watch
while I pee ♪
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♪ Watch me go pee ♪
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♪ He wants to snoop
while I poop ♪
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♪ He's just a nosy old coot ♪
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♪ That's why they call him
the Peep ♪
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♪ They call him the Peep ♪
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[ Farting ]
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♪ He likes the poop
and the pee ♪
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♪ He sure does ♪
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♪ His eyes are like
an old owl's ♪
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♪ While I'm here
voiding my bowels ♪
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♪ That dog is getting a bone ♪
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♪ From watching me
on the throne ♪
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♪ That's why they call him
the Peep ♪
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[ All laughing ]
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That was Mr. Steve Ravens
with his 1983 comedy classic,
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"The Peep."
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That there's music that makes
you feel something!
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Mr. Ravens and his
Pranksters of Parody Tour
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will be at the Dougal County
VFW on September 8th.
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Steve Ravens
in our county?!
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Oh, man!
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Listen, when I was a kid,
my dream was to be a comedian.
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I used to stick
a bag on my head
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and pretend to be
the Unknown Comic.
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Of course, everybody
knew who I was,
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'cause I was using one of them
see-through freezer bags.
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[ Pants ]
Is this mic on?
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[ Pants ]
Hello?
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Sharif!
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Daddy felt comedy
was too dangerous,
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so I gave it up and went
into law enforcement,
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like Daddy wanted me to.
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That's a good thing, too,
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'cause you ain't funny
worth a damn.
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Is that so? Well, why don't
you say "Knock, knock,"
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and let's see what
I end up saying.
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Emerson.
Emerson, who?
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'Emerson tig old bitties.
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[ Laughs ]
Hey, hold on there!
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I'm supposed to say
that part, Early.
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It's funnier when I do it.
No, it ain't.
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I ain't funny when
anybody says it.
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But that don't stop your ass
from saying it
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all the sumbitchin' time!
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[ Cocks trigger ]
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Is this mic on?
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Sheriff!
Test, one, two.
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That's a live weapon.
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Denny, for this bit to work,
just imagine this is my mic --
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Sheriff!
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[ Laughing ] Damn!
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Maybe you are
funny after all.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Bird chirping ]
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Sharif!
Wake up, son.
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Daddy?
I-Is that you?
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You were using your sidearm as
a microphone again, weren't you?
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Yes, sir.
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That hole in the end is where
the bullet comes out.
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We've been over that.
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But, Daddy,
that bit always kills.
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Yeah.
That's why you're here.
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Oh, no, no!
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But Steve Ravens
is coming to town!
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I was gonna get tickets.
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That's your big regret?
Not getting to go to a concert?
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[ Sighs ]
You're right, Daddy.
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If I wake up out of this,
would it be okay with you
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if I follow my true dream
of being a stand-up comedian?
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Uh...sure.
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Knock yourself out.
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But you're probably dead.
And you ain't funny.
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I am too, funny.
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Why don't you just say
"Knock, knock"
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like you're knocking
at the door or something,
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and then you just sit back
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and wait for the fireworks,
all right?
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'Emerson tig old bitties?
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Yeah, they are!
[ Laughs ]
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Wait!
I got to say "Emerson" first.
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Oh, wait, we gotta do the whole
"Emerson, who" part, too!
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Yeah, I wouldn't
use that one.
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[ Monitor beeping ]
'Emerson tig old bitties!
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Sheriff, you're alive!
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I have never been
more alive, Denny.
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Life just knock knocked me,
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and I'm saying, "Who's there?"
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And then I'm answering
and saying,
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"The next Steve Ravens,
that's who."
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And that's me.
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Rusty: We under arrest,
too, Sheriff?
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Oh, Lord, no.
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Y'all are free to go
whenever you like.
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I just need
a captive audience
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while I work on my bits.
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I hope you guys are
captivated by them.
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Whoops, you already are.
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Captivation!
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Y'all like impressions?
Not really.
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Low-hanging fruit.
I do not care for them.
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Look at this guy.
He cannot tell a lie.
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Oh, no.
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He does not like impressions.
That's Nixon.
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Who's that?
Here's one.
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I did not have sexual relations
with that woman.
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That's something
Bill Clinton said.
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Who's that?
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Now I'm gonna shift gears to
some weird, wild, funny stuff.
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Dana Carvey.
Who's Dana Carvey?
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That's Johnny Carson.
Who's Johnny Carson?
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Well, I saw
Dana Carvey do it.
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Yeah, and he's doing
Johnny Carson.
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Why would Dana Carvey
make fun of Johnny Carson?
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Who are these people
you're talking about?
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That ain't a joke!
Comedy shows have jokes!
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[ Screams ]
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It's a pop-culture reference!
It's the same damn thing!
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Sheriff, when can we
get out of here?
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You get out when
you start laughing.
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[ Groaning ]
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We'll laugh when you
start being funny!
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[ Grunting ]
Son of a bitch!
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And what's the deal
with Chinese food?
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I mean, it's made
by a black guy!
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[ Forced laughter ]
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Yeah.
Yeah!
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That doesn't
really track.
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Oh, you know Jeff
down at Noodle Chen.
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He's black.
He's making Chinese food.
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"Hey, what gives, brother?"
Am I right?
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Oh, Lord!
It's gotta be relatable, man!
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Is that something
the people make fun of?
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I'm just saying what
everybody's thinking --
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black people make Chinese food
for a living.
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It's one hell of a world,
ain't it?
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No one's thinking that!
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You're out of touch,
you weirdo!
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Ow, ow!
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Hey, Sheriff, do that
there funny joke
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where you blow
your face off.
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That's a good 'un!
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No, my craniofacial surgeon
told me
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I should phase
that out of my set.
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So I guess y'all
just got served!
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[ Gunshot ]
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Stop using your firearm
as a microphone!
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Damn!
I ain't even playing now.
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You ain't funny!
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Your material sucks,
your timing's bad,
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you're completely
unlikable on stage.
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You tell long-ass stories
with boring people in them
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that end with the same dull,
damn predictitated outcomes.
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Uh...knock, knock.
No!
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[ Sighs, sniffles ]
You're right.
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I don't know what
I'm doing here.
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The jokes that worked
in my bedroom
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just ain't playing as funny
with y'all listening.
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Look, take a successful bit
from another comedian
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and just don't tell people
where you got it.
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You mean steal?
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It's aggregation.
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You can put
your own spin on it.
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Here, pull my finger.
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Oh, ha.
I know how this one goes.
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Do you?
Have a pull.
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I must be going deaf.
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I don't hear any
comedic flatulence.
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Keep pulling.
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Keep pulling!
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Keep pulling.
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[ Door creaks ]
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Keep pulling.
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Oh, my God!
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Payoff!
[ Laughing ]
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And that's how you make
something old and tired
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feel fresh and relevant.
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I think I get it now.
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Good.
Give me my finger back.
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I gotta do this bit
tomorrow night.
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Well, I guess I better get
to steal-- ahem --
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I mean aggregating
a new tight five.
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I just aggregated your color
printer, if that's cool.
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It ain't as easy to aggregate
things at the store,
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you know, with all
them cameras they got.
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No ID necessary, Granny.
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I know you're old enough
to drink, honey.
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The badge says "Artist."
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You're what?!
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I'm the local opener,
asshole!
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You didn't tell me that.
Must have slipped my mind.
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W-Wait, wait, Granny.
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Oh, don't do this
to me, man.
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Can you get me some
face time with Mr. Ravens?
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Stevie, what, did you fall
in there or something?
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[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] There she is.
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How you doing,
Ruby Jean?
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Look, some guy is here,
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he's a friend of a friend,
he's a fan of yours.
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I don't know what he wants,
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probably just some autograph
or something.
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I'll just leave y'all to it.
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Roll out the red carpet,
why don't ya?
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You wanted the intro,
I made the intro.
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Ahem.
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Uh, excuse me, Mr. Ravens.
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I'll sign two items.
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Go on, slide them
under the stall.
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Mind the puddle now.
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Oh, th-thank you, sir.
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I'm -- It's so great.
I'm such a fan.
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Come on, get in here
and snap your picture.
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I'm leaning forward and making
my legs numb, you know.
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[ Shutter clicks ]
All right, you're done.
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Oh, hang on, Mr. Ravens.
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You see, I'm actually
a comedian myself.
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Hoo, boy, here it comes.
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I was hoping I could show you
a little bit of my act.
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Okay. But you gotta watch
the headliner first.
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[ Drill whirs ]
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Put your eye up
in that drill hole.
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O-Okay.
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I guess you wasn't joking around
in that song, was you?
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This look like
a joke to you?
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No, sir.
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[ Cheering ]
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Thank you, Dougal County!
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Now, can I get me a volunteer
from the audience
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to come up here
to pull my finger?!
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[ Feedback ]
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That's my time.
I'm Ruby Jean Cuyler.
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Drop by the mud stable.
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[ Toilet flushes ]
That's all I got.
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You been a great audience.
Thanks for watching.
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All right, Sheriff.
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Time for you
to do your thing now.
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Mr. Ravens,
I call this one "The Leak."
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It's about a fellow who's
a little too comfortable
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making his water in public.
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[ "The Peep" plays ]
♪ They call him the Leak ♪
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♪ He's outside
taking a pee ♪
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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You stole my damn song!
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Well, the melody
might seem similar.
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It's a damn same!
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You can hear my voice
singing my lyrics
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on my song
underneath your song.
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My song is about a man who
watches other men poop and pee.
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Yours is about
watching a man pee.
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00:09:22,751 --> 00:09:23,626
Well, i-it's a parody.
253
00:09:23,709 --> 00:09:26,959
Actually, a parody has to
at least, in part,
254
00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,209
comment on the original
author's work.
255
00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:29,792
Wait.
Aren't you --
256
00:09:29,876 --> 00:09:32,000
That's right.
257
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,250
Nice to meet you,
I'm Hal Spankovic.
258
00:09:33,334 --> 00:09:36,667
The Strange Hal Spankovic?
259
00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:37,959
That's right.
260
00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:40,167
The one and only
Strange Hal Spankovic.
261
00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,209
Now, listen,
you can't just slap
262
00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:44,042
a big, blonde afro
on something,
263
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,334
make the name rhyme,
and call it parody.
264
00:09:46,417 --> 00:09:47,626
That's called theft.
265
00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,000
Well, I was told
it's aggregation.
266
00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:52,417
At the bare minimum,
get the artist's permission
267
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,667
ahead of time.
268
00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:54,918
That's a good idea.
What do you say, Steve?
269
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,375
Hell no, asshole.
270
00:09:57,459 --> 00:10:00,375
There's only a select few people
can do smart toilet humor,
271
00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:01,959
and they all sitting on
the shitter right here.
272
00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:04,918
Uh, knock, knock.
273
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,125
Oh, don't come in here.
I'm in the bathroom!
274
00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:09,250
No, no, that's my setup.
Oh.
275
00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:11,042
'Emerson tig old bitties,
276
00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,042
is that what
you're coming to me with?
277
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:13,459
Uh, yeah, that's --
that's the punch line, yeah.
278
00:10:13,542 --> 00:10:16,209
Get your green ass
back to bumfuck
279
00:10:16,292 --> 00:10:16,918
[ Toilet flushes ]
you shit-kicker.
280
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,459
You ain't funny.
281
00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:20,876
You ain't funny.
You ain't funny.
282
00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,918
You ain't funny!
You ain't funny worth a damn.
283
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,375
-You ain't funny.
-You ain't funny.
284
00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:25,250
-You ain't funny!
-You ain't funny worth a damn.
285
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,667
-You ain't funny.
-You ain't funny.
286
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,542
-You ain't funny!
-You ain't funny worth a damn.
287
00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,000
-You ain't funny.
-You ain't funny.
288
00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:31,959
-You ain't funny!
-You ain't funny worth a damn.
289
00:10:32,042 --> 00:10:34,334
Well, uh, uh...
290
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,709
[ Cocks trigger ]
291
00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:37,584
I-Is this -- this mic on?
Check, one, two.
292
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:38,334
He's got a gun!
No, no, no.
293
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,709
What's going on out there?!
294
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,751
For this bit to work,
you have to imagine --
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00:10:44,042 --> 00:10:47,667
[ Birds chirping ]
296
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,167
Hey, Daddy.
297
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,584
Guess the comedy career
didn't quite work out, did it?
298
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:52,834
No, sir.
299
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,584
Daddy, if I wake up
from this,
300
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:57,834
would it be all right with you
if I went back into police work?
301
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,709
I don't think you're gonna
wake up from this one.
302
00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:01,834
I-Is that a joke?
303
00:11:01,918 --> 00:11:04,918
No.
304
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,834
So, do we meet God now?
305
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,083
There is no God.
306
00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:13,042
Wait, is that a joke?
307
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:19,209
♪ Made in Georgia! ♪
308
00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:20,792
[ Giggles ]
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