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[ STATIC ]
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>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
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BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
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JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
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HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
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BITCHES ♪
>> Rusty: MY TURN.
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>> ♪ WHEN I GO ♪
>> Early: HELL NO.
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>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
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THING!
COME ON!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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[ ANIMALS CALLING ]
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>> Rusty: DADDY, WHY DO WE GOT
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TO DO THIS?
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>> Early: WINTER'S A-COMIN'.
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IF WE DON'T HUNT, WE DON'T EAT.
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NOW, EVERYBODY, DON YOUR CAMO.
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NOW LET'S DO THIS!
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE.
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Y'ALL SLATHER ME DOWN WITH THE
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SCENT.
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>> Granny: [ GULPS ]
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OH.
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SO, THIS WASN'T OUR LUNCH?
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>> Early: DAMN IT, WE NEED THAT
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SAUCE TO HUNT!
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HOW YOU EXPECT US TO SNEAK UP ON
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A WHOLE FIELD FULL O' APPLES IF
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WE DON'T SMELL LIKE 'EM?
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>> Granny: NOW, WHICH ONES ARE
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THE APPLES?
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ARE THEM THEM RED ONES THAT
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NAKED BITCH ATE IN THE GARDEN
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AND RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF
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US?
>> Early: SHH! SHH!
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SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH NOW!
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GIMME A BOOST.
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>> APPLES, APPLES, APPLES!
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THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!
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FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE WONDER OF
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A FRUIT THAT HANGS FROM A BRANCH
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AND DOESN'T DO MUCH FOR MANY
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MONTHS AT A TIME!
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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>> Early: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> WHAT THE HELL?
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>> Rusty: DADDY, APPLE TOUR!
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>> Early: AH, HELL.
FREEZE!
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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DON'T MOVE.
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>> Granny: OH!
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[ MOANING ]
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NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT!
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WE'RE MADE!
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>> Rusty: GRANNY, NO!
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[ STATIC ]
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>> CODE RED -- THREE WORMS IN
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SECTOR SIX.
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>> Granny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> WELL, I'LL BE!
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THIS ONE HERE MOVES LIKE SHE'S
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ON GREASED RAILS!
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>> Early: MOVE VERY SLOWLY.
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OVER MANY MONTHS.
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JUST LIKE A TREE.
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>> Sheriff: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL,
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DROP THE POMACEOUS FRUITS AND
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GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
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>> Early: DAMN IT!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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>> I AIN'T GONNA PRESS CHARGES,
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SHERIFF, NOT IF THEY'RE WILLING
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TO HELP ME OUT AT MY FALL FAIR.
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>> Early: OH, YOU WANT ME TO BE
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THE EMCEE -- STEP UP AND RUN
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THIS WHOLE THING?!
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>> OH, YOU'LL BE RUNNIN'.
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>> Granny: AAH!
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>> RUNNIN' QUITE A BIT, YES,
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SIR.
[ PIGS SNORTING ]
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>> Early: WHAT THE H-- RACIN'
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PIGS?!
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>>
SWEET!
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NOW, WHO'S READY TO SEE THEM
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SOME PIG RACIN'?!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ PIG SNORTS ]
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>> Early: I AIN'T RACIN' AROUND
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A DAMN DIRT CIRCLE LIKE SOME
DAMN FOOL WITH --
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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RABBIT! RABBIT!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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>> Granny: OHH!
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>> Early: I WANT THE RABBIT!
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>> Rusty: WHOO-HOO! IMMA WIN!
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>> Early: DON'T YOU DARE WIN!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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I NEED TO WIN!
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>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT THEN.
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>> Early: EARLY CUYLER
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[BREATHES HEAVILY] BABY!
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>> Granny: GET THAT RABBIT
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QUICK!
GET IT, GET IT, GET IT!
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>> Early: W-WHAT?!
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>> Granny: GET THAT RABBIT!
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>> Early: NOOO!
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>> Granny: WAIT, WHERE'D IT GO?
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>> AND THE WINNER -- THE SMALL,
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UH, GIRL ONE.
>> Granny: YAY!
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>> BEST GUESS.
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THAT'S A WOMAN, RIGHT?
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>> Granny: I GUESS THE RABBIT
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WENT BACK IN THE HOLE!
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[ GASPS ]
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SIX MORE WEEKS OF SUMMER!
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>> Rusty: DANG, GRANNY, WHERE'D
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YOU LEARN TO RUN LIKE THAT?
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>> Granny: OH, THE SPIRIT JUST
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COME OVER ME, I RECKON.
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ALSO, I WAS BEING CHASED BY
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IMAGINARY MIND BEES.
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>> Rusty: DID YOU SEE THAT,
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DADDY?
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SHE BLEW RIGHT PAST YOU.
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>> Early: WHAT I SEEN WAS THIS
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HERE CHEST LUMP WITH GLASSES
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ROBBING ME OF MY FIRST-PLACE
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FINISH!
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I DIDN'T HAVE NO IMAGINARY BEES
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TO RUN WITH!
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>> LISTEN TO THAT CROWD!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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THEY'RE REALLY TAKING TO
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GRANNY HOTFOOT HERE!
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>> Early: GRANNY HOTFOOT?!
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>> HA, I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL
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HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO COMPETE
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WITH THIS LITTLE OCTOGENARIAN.
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>> Granny: YAY!
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>> Early: LISTEN HERE,
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EARLY CUYLER DON'T RACE FOR NO
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MAN -- UNLESS HIS PRIDE IS
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QUESTIONED AND HIS RAGE CLOUDS
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HIS ABILITY TO SEE HIS BEST
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INTERESTS!
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SO HE WANT HISSELF A REMATCH,
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DAMN IT, RIGHT NOW!
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>> Granny: IF YOU WANT A PIECE
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OF THIS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
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PICK UP THE PACE, ALICE.
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>> Early: DON'T YOU GET INSIDE
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MY HEAD!
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I'M THE ONE WHO MANIPULATES
MY
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MIND!
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>> PUT 'EM IN THE GATES!
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>> Rusty: YOU WANT ME TO DO LIKE
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I DONE BEFORE AND STOP BEFORE
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THE FINISH LINE?
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>> Early: YES, DAMN IT!
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>> Granny: THAT'D BE GREAT,
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DEAR.
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HOW'S THE WEATHER BACK THERE?!
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>> Early: YOU SEE THAT WALKER
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SHE'S GOT?!
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THAT'S AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Granny: ONE ORDER OF MY DUST
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COMIN' RIGHT UP!
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>> Early: OH, I CAN'T WIN NO
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RACE IN A DAMN WALKER!
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>> Granny: OH, ORSON, SHE'S
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BEAUTIFUL!
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WHO IS SHE NOW?
[ PIG SNORTING ]
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>> Early: YAH! YAH! GET IT ON!
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YEAH! WHOO!
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>> Granny: I'M JUST DOING THIS
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FOR FUN NOW!
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>> Early: S-SHE BUMPED ME!
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DID ANYBODY SEE THAT?!
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MY AERODYNAMIC HELMET WEIGHS A
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SUMBITCHIN' TON!
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>> Granny: YOU STILL HERE?
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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HERE YOU GO, CHUBBY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF
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SCHOOL AND RACE PIGS.
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IT'S MUCH EASIER, AND YOU GET
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LAID A LOT.
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WHAT?!
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I'M AN ATHLETE, NOT A ROLE
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MODEL!
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[ PIGS SNORTING ]
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[ BOTH SNORTING, MUNCHING ]
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>> Granny: MMM, MMM!
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DELICIOUS!
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>> Early: HEY, THAT THERE IS
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PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING BURGER
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MEAT -- ESSENTIAL CHEESE
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VITAMINS!
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THAT BITCH IS DOPIN'!
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>> OOH, GRANNY HOTFOOT, LOOKS
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LIKE WE GOT US A WHISTLE-BLOWER
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HERE.
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>> Granny: THIS AIN'T NOTHING
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BUT A WITCH-HUNT.
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[ SLURPS ] THEY AFTER MY TITLE.
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>> Early: WE AIN'T EATING
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NOTHIN' IN HERE EXCEPT APPLE
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CORES AND PIG SHIT!
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>> Rusty: DADDY, NOW, DON'T ROCK
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THE BOAT NOW.
THIS STUFF'S PRETTY GOOD.
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>> Early: I CALL FOR YOU TO FORM
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HAMBURGER AND TACO TESTIN'
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ACROSS THE BOARD!
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>> Granny: OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH
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OF THIS, OPRAH.
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THIS INTERVIEW'S OVER.
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I'LL SEE YOUR ASS ON THE TRACK.
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>> Early: YOU SURE AS HELL WILL!
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>> Granny: I'LL SAY "HI" AS I
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BLOW YOUR DAMN DOORS OFF.
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>> Early: Y-YOU DON'T GET --
I-I
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GET THE DAMN LAST WORD, BITCH!
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AND THAT WAS IT, WHAT I JUST
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SAID!
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>> Granny: OH, YEAH, THAT'S
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GREAT.
>> OH, YEAH!
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>> Granny: MM, THAT'S DEEP!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Granny:
SO DEEP!
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>> YEAH, YOU GOT CRAMPING AND
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TENSION ALL UP AND DOWN YOU LEGS
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AND BACK.
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CAN'T SEEM TO WORK THIS KNOT
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OUT.
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>> Granny: OH, I WOULDN'T KILL
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YOURSELF ON THAT ONE.
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I THINK THAT'S A BRAIN TUMOR
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THAT MIGRATED.
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>> TICKET SALES ARE THROUGH THE
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ROOF, MY LITTLE PURPLE CHAMPION!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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FOLKS ARE COMIN' FROM AS FAR
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AWAY AS ELLIJAY TO WATCH YOU RUN
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IN THE MUD AGAINST YOUR
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FIRSTBORN.
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>> Granny: IF HE WAS ANY SLOWER,
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HE'D BE GOIN' BACKWARDS!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Early: OOH, BITCH.
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>> Granny: YOU THINK I COULD GET
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A REFILL ON THIS APPLETINI,
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LOVE?
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>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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[ SMACK! ]
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>> OH, QUIT! [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Granny: OH, I'VE BANGED GAYER
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DUDES THAN YOU.
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I'LL SET YOU STRAIGHT IN A
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FORTNIGHT, HONEY.
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[ SIZZLING ]
OOH, THE HANDS!
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>> Early: YEAH, WE GONNA DO US
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SOME HOT-OIL THERAPY NOW.
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>> Granny: OH, THAT SOUNDS --
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WAIT, WHAT?!
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>> Early: AND A CHEMICAL FACE
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PEEL!
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>> Granny: [ GURGLING ]
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>> Early: STRAIGHT ON DOWN TO
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THE BONE!
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>> Rusty: DADDY, DON'T!
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>> Early: [ Grunting ] YOU'RE
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RIGHT!
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MY DAMN ARM'S BURNING! OHH!
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>> Rusty: OH, MY GOD, GRANNY,
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ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Granny: [ MOANING ]
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>> Early: WHY?!
>> Granny: AAH!
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>> Early: WHY ARE YOU MAKIN' ME
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DO THIS?!
>> Granny: AAH!
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>> Early: STILL WHY?!
>> Granny: AAH!
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>> Early: I WILL NEVER
UNDERSTAND WHY!
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>> Granny: AAH!
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>> Early: I TRIED TO WARN YOU!
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>> Granny: AAH!
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>> Early: BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU
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GET WHEN YOU DON'T RACE FAIR!
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>> Granny: AAH!
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>> Early: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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>> Granny: [ MOANING ]
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>> APPLETINI A-CO-- OH,
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GRANNY HOTFOOT, WHAT HAPPENED!
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[ BAT CLATTERS ]
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>> Early: UH, SHE FELL DOWN THE
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STAIRS I-INTO THE FRITTER
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MACHINE, WHICH IS HERE NOW AND,
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WELL, SO AM I.
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UH, I-I JUST CAME HERE LOOKING
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FOR THE MACHINE.
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OH, UH, HERE IT IS.
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LOOKS LIKE SHE FELL IN IT.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ FEEDBACK ]
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M
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SORRY TO REPORT GRANNY HOTFOOT
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WON'T BE RACING TONIGHT.
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[ SPECTATORS GASP ]
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>> OH, UH, CALM DOWN NOW, FOLKS!
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WE GOT ANIMALS DRESSED AS MOVIE
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STARS, WE SURE DO!
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Y'ALL LIKE THAT, DON'T YA?
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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FIRST UP TO THE STARTING LINE,
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PLEASE WELCOME SQUID ROCK!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ PIG SNORTING ]
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
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NEXT UP, HE'S THE VILLAIN YOU
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LOVE TO HATE!
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STRAIGHT FROM THE SOCK HOP, IT'S
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INKY TUSCADERO!
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[ SPECTATORS BOOING ]
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>> Early: YOU WANT YOU SOME OF
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THIS?!
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IT'S GOIN' DOWN TONIGHT, BABY!
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[ BOOING CONTINUES ]
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>> Rusty: I DON'T LIKE THEM
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DRESSING US UP LIKE PEOPLE.
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IT'S DEHUMANIZIN'.
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>> Early: UNH-UNH, IT'S
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RE-HUMANIZING, YOU SEE?
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'CAUSE THEY MAKING US LOOK LIKE,
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YOU KNOW, HUMAN PEOPLE AND ALL.
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>> Rusty: NAH, DADDY, THEY'RE
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TAKING AWAY OUR DIGNITY.
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[ PIG SNORTS ]
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>> Early: YOU'RE MISSING THE
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POINT.
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WE LOOK LIKE PEOPLE NOW.
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>> WHAT'S THIS?!
[ FEEDBACK ]
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I'M GETTING WORD FROM THE TUNNEL
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WE HAVE A LATE ENTRY.
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>> Early: WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?!
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE
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YOU YOUR REIGNING CHAMPION,
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GRANICUS HOTFOOT!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ FANFARE ]
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>> Granny: I...
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AM...
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GRANICUS!
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>> Early: YOU AIN'T IN NO
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CONDITION TO RACE!
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>> Granny: OH, SON, YOU MAY HAVE
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GOTTEN MY GOOD LOOKS, BUT YOU
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NEVER GOT MY WILL TO WIN!
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[ CACKLES ]
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>> Early: [ SNIFFLING ]
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TO HELL WITH THIS MESS!
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[ CRYING ]
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>> Rusty: DADDY, WHERE YOU
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GOING?
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>> Granny: IF ONLY HE RAN LIKE
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THAT IN THE RACE, HE MIGHT WIN
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ONE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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RUSTY, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO LAY
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UP AGAIN FOR ME.
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>> ON YOUR MARKS!
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SET!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING,
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SCREAMING ]
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>> Early: OUT OF MY WAY, YOU
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DUMBASSES!
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WHOO! WHOO-HOO!
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YEAH! WHOO!
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>> NO, MY BEAUTIFUL MENAGERIE!
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>> Granny: GET ON, SNOWBALL!
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STOP SNIFFIN' YOUR BROTHER'S
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ASS!
HE'S DEAD!
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>> Early: HELL YEAH!
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WHOO! VICTORY IS MINE!
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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WHAT THE?!
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>> Granny: [ GRUNTS ]
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IT'S OVER, EARLY!
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>> Early: NOTHING IS OVER!
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>> Granny: IMMA WIN!
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>> Early: I NEED THIS!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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[ PIG SNORTING ]
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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>> OH, LORD, NO, THIS MESS AIN'T
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GONNA FLY ON A BILLBOARD.
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OKAY, THAT'S IT. SHOW'S OVER.
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WE'RE GOIN' CORN MAZE.
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PUT 'EM ALL TO SLEEP.
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WIPE IT CLEAN.
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[ PIG SNORTS ]
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>> Early: OH, OH, I SEE HOW HE
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WON NOW, GETTING HIS DAMN BLOOD
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DOPED OVER THERE!
[ PIG SQUEALS ]
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>> Rusty: HE'S GETTING
EUTHANIZED, DADDY.
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>> Granny: HEY, I WANT TO BE
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YOUNGER!
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>> Rusty: THAT AIN'T WHAT THAT
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MEANS, GRANNY!
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WE NEED TO GET ON OUT OF HERE!
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>> Early: LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO
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TAINT MY CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT,
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HELL, EVERYBODY'S JUICING NOW,
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AND I GOT TO DO WHAT I GOT TO DO
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TO STAY COMPETITIVE.
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>> Granny: IF HE GETS THAT SHOT,
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I WANT THE SHOT, TOO!
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>> Rusty: I'LL SEE Y'ALL.
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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>> Granny: MADE IN GEORGIA!
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