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>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
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BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
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JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
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HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
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BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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>> Rusty: MY TURN.
>> Early: HELL NO.
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>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
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THING!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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HERSCHEL WALKER, BABY!
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YEAH!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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[ POLICE SIREN CHIRPS ]
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>> Sheriff: EARLY?
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WHAT YOU DOIN'?
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>> Early: NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
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THIS IS A LEGITIMATE GEORGIA
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BULLDOG NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
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FOOTBALL CELEBRATION.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, THEY HADN'T
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WON ONE SINCE 1980--
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>> Early: HELL YEAH!
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I'M STILL EXCITEDER THAN HELL
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ABOUT IT.
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GO, YOU SILVER BRITCHES!
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>> Sheriff: EARLY, TAKE A RIDE
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WITH ME.
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COME ON. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
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>> Early: ALL RIGHT.
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SHOTGUN!
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>> Sheriff: YOU HEARD HIM,
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DENNY.
GET ON IN THE BACK.
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>> BUT WE KEEP THE FIREARMS UP
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HERE.
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>> Sheriff: HE CALLED SHOTGUN
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FIRST, DENNY.
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IT'S A BRO-CODE THING.
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>> Early: HOLD ON, NOW,
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SAWED-OFF.
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I GOT SHOTGUN ON THEM BACK
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SEATS, TOO.
>> DANG IT!
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>> Sheriff: OH, COME ON UP HERE,
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DENNY, AND RIDE IN MY LAP.
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>> Early: SHOTGUN! YOUR SEAT!
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MOVE THEM SWEET CHEEKS.
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COME ON. GET TO STEPPIN'.
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>> Sheriff: HE SHOTGUNNED ALL
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THE SEATS.
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WE'RE IN A REAL DAMN PICKLE NOW.
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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>> Early: GO, DAWGS! SIC EM!
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[ METAL CRUNCHING ]
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I GUESS WE ALL WALKIN'.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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REMEMBER THIS?
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>> Early: FINALLY!
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A LAWN JOCKEY THAT'S A SQUID.
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I'M SO DAMN TIRED OF LAWN
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JOCKEYS BEING JUST BLACKS AND
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GNOMES.
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D.C.'s GOT ITS HEAD UP ITS ASS
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WITH ALL THEM
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AFFIRMATIVE-ACTION GNOME QUOTAS.
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>> Sheriff: NO, EARLY, THAT
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AIN'T A LAWN JOCKEY.
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THAT'S YOU WHEN YOU WAS JUST A
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YOUNG MAN.
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AND LOOK -- THERE'S MY DADDY,
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STANDING RIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU.
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IT'S A STATUE TO COMMEMORATE
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THE INTEGRATION OF THE
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DOUGAL COUNTY SCHOOL SYSTEM.
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>> WASN'T THE SCHOOL INTEGRATED
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BACK IN THE EARLY '60s?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, SURE IT WAS,
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FOR BLACKS AND WHITES, BUT NOT
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FOR CRITTERS.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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NO OFFENSE.
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MY DADDY CHANGED ALL THAT,
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THOUGH.
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YEP, ANIMALS AND PEOPLE
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ATTENDING SCHOOLS TOGETHER.
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>> THERE YA GO.
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>> Early: LIKE THIS, DADDY?
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YOU LIKE THIS, SHERIFF?
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>> HARDER! CRAZIER!
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>> Early: IS THIS GOOD?
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AM I DOIN' IT RIGHT?
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>> WHAT'S DOIN', HEZEKIAH RAY?
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>> MY BOY JUST DONE A FANCY
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MOUNTAIN DANCE IN YOUR FIELD OF
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VISION, AND YOU WAS CLEARLY
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ENTERTAINED.
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NOW YOU OWE ME 25 CENT, OR MAY
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GOD TAKE BOTH YOUR EYEBALLS.
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>> OKEYDOKE.
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>> NOW THAT'S A FINE DANCE
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THERE, EARLY.
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HERE, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET
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YOURSELF A POP?
>> QUICK, BOY!
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HE'S LOOKING AT YA!
DANCE IT UP AGAIN!
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HA HA! YEAH!
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YOU DONE LOOKED AGAIN!
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PEEL OFF ANOTHER QUARTER DOLLAR,
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YOU DUMB-AS-A-STUMP SON OF A
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BITCH!
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>> OKAY. I'M NOT LOOKING NOW.
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JUST GRAB THE COIN OUT OF MY
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HAND.
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Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW.
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>> Early: IS THIS GOOD?
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>> CLEAR THAT QUARTER, BITCH!
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>> Sheriff: HEY, DADDY,
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KNOCK KNOCK?
>> WHO'S THERE?
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>> Sheriff: SQUID.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] SQUID WHO?
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>> Sheriff: ME DUMB SQUID,
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SLANTY EYES.
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ME MAKE POO POO ON YOUR FRIES!
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>> SHARIF!
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YOU SUBSTITUTED SQUIDS IN MY
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FAVORITE JOKE ABOUT ASIANS.
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WHY?
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>> Sheriff: BECAUSE SQUISHERS
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ARE DIRTY AND POOR, AND THEY
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STEAL STUFF AND THEY EAT MUD,
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AND I HATE THEM DUMB CEPHALOS.
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>> LOOK, SON, THOSE SQUIDS ARE
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JUST LIKE US ON THE INSIDE,
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EXCEPT THEY HAVE INK SACS.
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AND THEY HAVE EIGHT LEGS.
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AND THEY, UH -- THEY DO EAT MUD.
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NO, THEY'RE NOTHING LIKE US.
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>> SEE WHAT I'M DOING HERE?
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NOW YOU SEEN MY MOUNTAIN DANCE,
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SO NOW YOU OWE ME THE MONEY,
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BOY.
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>> Early: AW, DAMN.
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>> YOU STAY HERE AND DON'T STOP
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DANCING.
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I'M GOING DOWN TO GET MY DINNER
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LIQUOR.
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>> Sheriff: BACK THEN, THERE WAS
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A LOT OF PREJUDICE AGAINST
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AQUATIC-AMERICANS.
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YOU REMEMBER HOW DRUNK FOLKS
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USED TO THROW Y'ALL FOR
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AMUSEMENT?
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>> Early: AND FOR CASH DAMN
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MONEY ON THE BARREL HEAD.
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THEM WAS THE GOOD OLD DAYS, BACK
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BEFORE THE SOUTH BECAME SUCH A
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PUSSY.
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>> Sheriff: YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
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PEOPLE WOULD THROW Y'ALL AND
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THEY WOULDN'T EVEN PAY NOTHIN'.
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>> I'LL INVOICE YOU!
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>> Sheriff: THEY'D TOSS YOU
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INTO A FIRE...
>> IT BURNS!
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>> Sheriff: ...BARBED-WIRE
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FENCE...
>> THIS SUCKS.
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>> Sheriff: SOMETIMES THEY'D PAY
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YOUR DADDY IN PENNIES.
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THEY'D WHIP 'EM AT HIS FACE AS
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HARD AS THEY COULD, ONE AFTER
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THE OTHER.
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>> YOU'RE STILL 10 CENTS SHORT.
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BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR LOYALTY TO
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MY WEIRD BUSINESS.
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>> Early: THEN THE P.C. POLICE
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COME ALONG AND DENIED US A
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WORKING WAGE.
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HELL, ITS GOT TO THE POINT WHERE
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YOU CAN'T LET NO-DAMN-BODY TOSS
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YOU INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
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MY BODY, MY DECISION!
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>> Sheriff: LOOK, I AIN'T SAYING
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IT'S RIGHT, BUT FOLKS WOULD BUY
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INTO THE STEREOTYPES ABOUT
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SQUIDS BACK THEN.
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>> Early: LIKE THE FACT THAT WE
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CAN SUCK THE DISEASE OUT OF A
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MAN WITH OUR ARM SUCKERS?
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>> Sheriff: HADN'T MOST OF
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THAT'S BEEN DISPROVED OVER TIME?
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>> Early: OH, LISTEN TO OLD
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TWO-PACKS-A-DAY HERE.
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DON'T YOU COME BLUBBERING TO ME
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WHEN THEY FIND A SPOT ON YOUR
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X-RAY.
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>> Sheriff: EARLY, MY POINT IS
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THAT EVERYBODY ELSE WROTE Y'ALL
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SQUIDS OFF, BUT MY DADDY SAW
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MORE IN YOU.
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>> ALL I'M SAYIN' IS, THERE'S A
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BETTER FUTURE FOR YOUR BOY THAN
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STANDING ON A STREET CORNER ALL
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NIGHT DOING A CRAZY MOUNTAIN JIG
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FOR STRANGERS.
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>> NAME ONE.
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>> WELL, HE COULD GO TO SCHOOL,
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LEARN A TRADE.
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>> YOU WANT TO SEND HIM TO THE
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SPACE MOON AND BE A SPACE
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ASTRONAUT?
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>> Granny: YOU CAN SEND HIM
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STRAIGHT TO THE SUN FOR ALL I
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CARE!
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>> WELL, I WAS THINKING
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APPLIANCE REPAIR --
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>> SCHOOL AIN'T NOT NEVER AIN'T
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GONNA PUT NO NOT FOOD IN HIS
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BELLY DON'T NEVER!
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>> SURE IT WILL.
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WE GOT A FREE SCHOOL LUNCH
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PROGRAM FOR FOLKS LIKE Y'ALL.
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WELL, THEY'LL SEND A BUS OUT
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HERE TO PICK HIM UP.
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>> SO YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HIM AWAY
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FROM ME AND HIS GRANDMAMA, WHO
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MAY OR MAY NOT BE ALSO MY WIFE?
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>> Granny: LIKE FREE BABYSITTING
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AND SOMEONE ELSE IS THE MOM?
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>> WELL, THE TAXPAYERS FOOT THE
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BILL, BUT, YEAH, IT -- IT'S FREE
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TO YOU.
>> Granny: YEAH!
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SEND HIS ASS TO SCHOOL!
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>> YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TO PAY FOR
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THIS DANCE.
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IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
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>> Sheriff: BUT DADDY STILL HAD
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TO CONVINCE THE DOUGAL COUNTY
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SCHOOL BOARD TO LET Y'ALL IN,
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AND BACK THEN, THAT WAS A PRETTY
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TALL ORDER.
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>> MARINE LIFE AIN'T OUGHT TO BE
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CO-MINGLE-TATING WITH OUR KIND.
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>> NOW HANG ON JUST A SECOND.
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NOW, I KNOW THESE SQUID LOOK
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STUPID AND SMELL BAD AND WE HATE
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'EM, BUT THEY'RE NOT DUMB
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BEASTS.
>> WHOO!
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>> Granny: YAY!
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>> THERE YOU GO.
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>> I MEAN, THEY'RE NOT SMART, BY
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ANY STRETCH, EITHER, BUT WITH
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SOME TRAINING AND EDUCATION,
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WELL, ONE DAY THEY COULD LEARN
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TO PUMP OUR GAS OR MAYBE EVEN
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WORK A PAINTBRUSH.
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>> IT'S FREE TO THROW THE OLD
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ONE, BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE HER NO
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MORE.
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>> Granny: IT'S FREE TO THROW
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YOU!
>> IT'S FREE TO THROW YOU,
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BITCH!
I'LL WRING YOUR NECK!
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>> ALL RIGHT! QUIET!
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THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO
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SUB-SNATCHING, GREEN-SKINNED
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FREAKS IN DOUGAL COUNTY SCHOOLS!
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NO, SIR!
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NOT ON MY WATCH!
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>> Sheriff: TURNS OUT, HIS WATCH
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WASN'T VERY LONG.
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HE CAME DOWN WITH THE LUNG
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CANCER, AND CONVENTIONAL
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MEDICINE JUST REALLY COULDN'T DO
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MUCH FOR HIM.
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>> [ WHEEZES ]
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I HEAR THAT Y'ALL SQUIDS CAN
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SUCK THE CANCER CLEAN OUT OF A
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MAN.
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>> THAT'S VERY TRUE.
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COME ON IN HERE AND TAKE YOUR
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CLOTHES OFF.
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>> [ GROANING ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
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I THINK WE GOT IT ALL.
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>> THAT'S IT?
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I'M CURED?
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>> YOU IN FULL OMISSION.
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>> PRAISE GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE!
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I'LL TELL YOU, THE THINGS I SAID
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ABOUT Y'ALL ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL
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BAD IN SOME WAY.
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> Early: SO I GET TO GO TO THE
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HUMAN SCHOOL NOW?
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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GOD, NO.
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MY KIDS GO TO THAT SCHOOL.
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>> HOW ABOUT US TAKE A QUARTER
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AND CALL IT EVEN?
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>> WILL YOU TAKE IT IN NICKELS?
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>> WE TAKE NICKELS, YEAH.
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OH!
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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I GOT A NEW LEASE ON LIFE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Sheriff: THE CHAIRMAN DIED
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TWO DAYS LATER OF LUNG CANCER.
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BUT DADDY, HE WENT AHEAD AND
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FORGED THE CHAIRMAN'S SIGNATURE
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ON THE DOCUMENT THAT SAID YOU
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COULD ATTEND SCHOOL.
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>> Sheriff: AS LONG AS I'LL
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LIVE, I'LL NEVER FORGET THE
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SIGHT ON THAT HISTORIC DAY.
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>> Sheriff: BLACKS AND WHITES
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WORKING IN UNITY TO HATE YOU AND
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KEEP YOU OUT OF THEIR SCHOOL.
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>> Granny: DON'T LET HIM IN!
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>> GO BACK TO ATLANTIS, YOU
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SQUISHY SUB-SNATCHER!
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>> YOU READY TO MAKE HISTORY?
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HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL NOW.
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>> Sheriff: DADDY PUT IT ALL ON
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THE LINE FOR YOU THAT DAY...
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AND YOU MADE HIM LOOK PRETTY
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DAMN STUPID WHEN YOU UP AND QUIT
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10 MINUTES LATER.
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>> Early: HELL WITH THAT MESS!
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>> EARLY, WHERE THE HELL YOU
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GOIN'?!
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GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
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>> Early: BUT WASN'T IT THE
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GREAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN WHO SAID,
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"BEWARE OF SCHOOLS.
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THEY RUN BY JEWS"?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, EARLY, HE SAID
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IT, BUT YOU'RE TAKING HIS MOST
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FAMOUS WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT.
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>> Early: SHERIFF, LOOK AT THAT
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SHINY TRUCK I GOT.
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NOW SMELL MY FINGER.
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>> Sheriff: [ SNIFFS ]
>> Early: [ CHUCKLES ]
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I'VE HAD SUCCESS IN THIS LIFE.
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I DON'T NEED NO DAMN STATE
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SCHOOLS TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE
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IT HAPPEN FOR ME AND MINE.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, BE THAT AS IT
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MAY, WE'RE DEDICATING THAT
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STATUE TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
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AND I SURE HOPE YOU'LL BE...
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THERE.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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MY DADDY HAD A DREAM -- A BOLD
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DREAM.
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BUT WHEN NASCAR TOLD HIM THEY
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WEREN'T GOING TO HAVE
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CHEERLEADERS, ESPECIALLY NOT
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MALE ONES, HE PUT THAT DREAM TO
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BED AND MOVED HERE TO
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DOUGAL COUNTY TO BECOME A
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LAWMAN, AND HE SAW TO IT THAT
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NOT JUST MEN OF ALL COLORS COULD
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GO TO SCHOOL BUT ANIMALS, TOO.
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CREATURES OF THE SEA.
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WE NOW KNOW THIS TO BE A
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MISTAKE.
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GUESS WE JUST WEREN'T READY BACK
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THEN.
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WAS DADDY TOO PROGRESSIVE FOR
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HIS TIME?
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MAYBE.
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BUT HE STOOD UP TO INJUSTICE.
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WHEN SOMEONE IN POWER TRIED TO
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STOP HIM, HE WOULD PRETEND TO
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AGREE WITH THEM, THEN WAIT FOR
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THEM TO DIE, AND FIND A WAY TO
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WORK AROUND THEM.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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AND IF THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS
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STATUE WAS HERE TODAY --
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>> Early: I AM HERE TODAY.
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>> Sheriff: ACTUALLY, EARLY, I
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WAS TALKIN' ABOUT MY DADDY --
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>> Early: I HAVE SOME WORDS.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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40 YEARS AGO, THE SHERIFF'S
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DADDY WENT TO GREAT LENGTHS TO
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GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO QUIT
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SCHOOL.
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AND BECAUSE OF MY SELFLESS,
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HEROIC ACTIONS ON THAT DAY, MY
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SON WAS ALSO ABLE TO QUIT
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SCHOOL.
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AND SOMEDAY, HIS ILLEGITIMATE
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SON, BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK, WILL
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ALSO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO
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QUIT THIS VERY SAME GOVERNMENT
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SCHOOL.
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SCHOOL SUCKS!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
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>> Sheriff: WHAT IN THE HELL?
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>> Granny: SORRY. WE HAD TO MELT
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DOWN YOUR DADDY TO GIVE EARLY
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THE UPPER BODY MASS HE
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REQUESTED.
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>> Early: THIS IS HOW I WOULD'VE
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LOOKED HAD I EXERCISED THE WAY I
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HAD FULLY INTENDED TO.
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I AM A MANY MUSCLED MAN!
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