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[ STATIC, RADIO TUNING ]
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[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ ALL MY DREAMS ARE DEAD AND
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BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
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JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME UP
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TO HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE YOU SONS OF BITCHES
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WHEN I GO ♪
>> Rusty: MY TURN.
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>> Early: HELL NO.
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>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
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THING!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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[ MACHINERY RUNNING ]
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[ MACHINERY BEEPING ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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>> Early: [ GRUNTING ]
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HEY, DARLENE.
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HEY, BECKY.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HEY, BECKY.
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HEY, DARLENE.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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FREE GREEK-YOGURT-COVERED GUMMY
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NUTS, BABY!
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WHOO!
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AAAAAAAH!
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OHHHHHHH! WHY?!
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WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO
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ME?!
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[ SOBS ]
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OH, GOD!
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>> Granny: LAYIN' IT ON A
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LITTLE THICK, AREN'T WE?
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>> Early: I'D BUTTER YOU
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WITH A THICK BEATDOWN IF I
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STILL HAD OL' SMACKY.
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SMACKY WAS MY BITCH-WHUPPIN'
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ARM.
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AW, SMACKY!
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WHY DID YOU FOREVER GO AND
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LEAVE MY ASS?
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>> Granny: PROBABLY 'CAUSE
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YOU WERE DRINKIN' AT WORK AGAIN
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AND TOOK YOUR EYE OFF THE BALL.
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>> Early: OH, BITCH.
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE I CAN FEEL OL'
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SMACKY WRAPPED AROUND YOUR DAMN
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THROAT.
>> Granny: OOH!
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BUT SMACKY'S GONE NOW, AIN'T HE?
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AND HE AIN'T NEVER COMIN'
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BACK.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Early: OH, GOD.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'LL NEVER STRANGLE OR
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PROPERLY BATTER YOUR ASS AGAIN!
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SON OF A BITCH!
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[ SOBBING ]
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WHY?!
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[ SOBBING ]
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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
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[ SNORING ]
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[ FLY BUZZING ]
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MM.
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[ SNIFFING ]
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MM.
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SMACKY?
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SMACKY, IS THAT YOU?
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YOU'VE COME BACK TO ME!
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A MEDICAL DAMN MIRACLE BROUGHT
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ON BY MY BROWN PARTY LIQUOR,
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BABY!
WHOO!
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>> Rusty: HEY, DADDY, YOUR ARM
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GREW BACK -- LIKE THAT BIG OL'
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WHITEHEAD BETWEEN MY EYES!
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>> Early: RUSTY, COME OVER HERE
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AND HUG ON ME ON ACCOUNT OF
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MY ARM.
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>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT.
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OW! DAMN, DADDY!
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>> Early: YOU AIN'T NEVER
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GONNA LEARN, BOY!
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BA-BOOM! BA-BAM! BAP!
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OL' SMACKY IS BACK IN THE GAME!
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WHOO!
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>> Rusty: IT'S KINDA NICE
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GETTIN' A SMACKDOWN FROM OL'
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SMACKY.
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OW! I DID MISS HIM.
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>> Early: POW!
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OL' SMACKY AIN'T MISSED YOUR ASS
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ONCE.
WHAP, WHAP!
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"BOOM" GOES THE DYNAMITE!
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>> [ SLURPS ]
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>> Early: BAP!
>> HEY.
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>> Early: LOOKY HERE, GLENN!
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YEAH! IT DONE GROWED BACK!
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I BET YOUR FLABBY SAUSAGE ARMS
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CAN'T DO THAT, DUMBASS.
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>> I'D JUST TAKE THE INSURANCE
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BENEFIT FOR THE MISSING LIMB.
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>> Early: DO WHAT, NOW?
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>> YOU DID IT ON THE JOB,
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RIGHT?
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READ YOUR INSURANCE PACKET,
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BRO.
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LOTS OF NUGGETS IN THERE.
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>> Dan Halen: EARLY CUYLER,
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PLEASE REPORT TO MY OFFICE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
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THAT BIG SETTLEMENT CHECK.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DUMBASS.
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>> Early: YEAH, I GUESS IT IS
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KINDA STRANGE THAT IT'S STILL
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BLEEDIN' A DAY AFTER THE
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ACCIDENT.
BUT, UH...
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[ Chuckling ] BUT IT AIN'T LIKE
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IT GREW BACK AND I CUT IT OFF
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AGAIN JUST NOW.
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I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL?
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THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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>> Dan Halen: I DIDN'T ASK.
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HERE.
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AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO DO
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THIS, HERE IS A CHECK FOR $600
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PER OUR RELUCTANT BUT
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GOVERNMENT-MANDATED
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DEATH-AND-DISMEMBERMENT POLICY.
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>> Early: ALSO, UH, Y'ALL REALLY
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OUGHTA PUT SOME GUARDRAILS ON
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THAT PAPER SHREDDER, NOW.
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AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A SERIOUS
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OSHA PROBLEM WITH THAT PENCIL
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SHARPENER.
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>> Dan Halen: [ GRUMBLES ]
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>> Early: GO ON, NOW.
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WRITE THEM CHECKS.
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WHOO!
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I DONE GAMED THE DAMNED SYSTEM,
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BABY!
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FREE CASHY MONEY!
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>> Granny: HURRAY!
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>> Early: ALTHOUGH, I MUST SAY,
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CELEBRATIN' AIN'T THE SAME
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SINCE I LOST FIST-PUMPY AND
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BACK-SLAPPY.
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>> Granny: YEAH, HIGH-FIVEY
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AIN'T LOOKIN' TOO HOT, EITHER.
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>> Early: WELL, AS LONG AS
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MONEY-GRABBY GOT IT GOIN' ON...
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>> Rusty: AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED
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TO BE AT WORK?
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>> Early: BOSS MAN TOLD ME TO
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TAKE THE DAY OFF -- SAID HE
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DON'T WANT ME TO LOSE NO MORE
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LIMBS ON HIS PROPERTY.
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[ SNIFFING ]
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>> Rusty: DOES THIS MEAN I
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CAN FINALLY GET A BRACE FOR MY
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TOOTH?
>> Granny: AND I WANT A
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CRACK AT THAT FANCY
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DRIVE-THROUGH TACO I SAW THAT
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DOG TALKIN' ABOUT ON TV.
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>> Early: BITCH, WE AIN'T GOT
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TACO MONEY.
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IF YOU WANT FANCY THINGS, YOU
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GET YOURSELF YOUR OWN JOB AND
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CUT YOUR OWN ARMS OFF AT YOUR
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OWN WORKPLACE.
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THIS HERE IS MY AMERICAN DREAM!
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THIS DEVIL MACHINE!
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WHO THE HELL COULDA SEEN THIS
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COMIN'?!
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AAAAAAAH!
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[ FORKLIFT BEEPING ]
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AAH!
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PAY ATTENTION, LYLE!
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DIDN'T YOU SEE MY ARM UNDER
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YOUR DAMN WHEEL?!
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[ DOGS BARKING ]
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ANIMAL ATTACK! UNPROVOKED!
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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OHH!
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[ Strained ] GRAND OPENIN'!
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FREE BALLOONS FOR THE KIDS!
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[ MICROWAVE WHIRRING ]
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[ DING ]
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WHO PUT THIS DANGEROUS MICROWAVE
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HERE?!
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I NEED FIRST AID!
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WHO PUT THIS DANGEROUS FIRST-AID
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CABINET HERE?!
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I NEED MICROWAVE HERE!
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GOT THIS ONE STUCK IN THE BAGEL
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SLICER DOWN IN THE BREAK ROOM.
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MMM.
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YOU BEST PUT UP A SIGN 'FORE
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SOMEBODY GETS THEIR ASS KILLED.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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LISTEN, MR. HALEN WANTS YOU TO
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RESTOCK THE COPIER WITH PAPER --
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NOTHING MORE.
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THAT'S YOUR JOB NOW.
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>> Early: WELL, THIS HERE PAPER
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LOOKS PRETTY BIG TO ME.
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I MEAN, YOU WANT I SHOULD
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SHRINKINATE IT WITH THE -- WITH
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THE --
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WHERE'S THE HELL'S THE ARM
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CHOPPER?
>> IT'S BEEN REMOVED.
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WE'RE NOT STUPID.
[ PAPER RUSTLES ]
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>> Early: AAAAAAAH!
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MANILA CARD STOCK!
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WHAT THE HELL KINDA DEATHTRAP
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YOU RUNNIN' HERE?!
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[ BIRD CRIES ]
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>> JUST STAND HERE LIKE THIS,
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KEEP THE CROWS OFF THE CROPS.
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>> Early: I CAN SCARE ME A MESS
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OF BIRDS AWAY WITH THESE NINJA
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SWORDS I GOT AT THE MALL.
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>> NO! NO, DON'T! DON'T!
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PUT 'EM DOWN.
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YOU JUST STRETCH YOUR ARMS OUT
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AND DO NOTHING, AND NOTHING'S
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GONNA HAPPEN.
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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OH, NO.
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>> Early: OH, HELL YEAH!
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>> NO! NO!
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>> Early: BRING IT ON! OWWW!
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>> STOP THE MACHINE!
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STOP THE MACHINE!
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[ WHIRRING SLOWS, STOPS ]
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>> OH. OH, THANK GOD.
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[ CROWS CAWING ]
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>> Early: AAH! AAH! OHH!
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JACKPOT!
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>> AW, COME ON!
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>> Early: OH, MY ARM!
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OH, MY ARM!
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OH, MY --
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WHAT'S THE DAMN DEAL HERE?!
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>> LISTEN, MR. HALEN WANTS YOU
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TO STAND HERE AND MAKE SURE
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EVERYONE WASHES THEIR HANDS.
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OR NOT.
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HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE.
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[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
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>> Early: BIRDS, COME FORTH!
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I CALL ON THEE!
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[ CROWS CAWING ]
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AAH! AAH! OHH!
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#BLESSED!
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WHOO, BABY!
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WHOO!
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>> Sheriff: YOU WANTED TO SEE
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ME, MR. HALEN?
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>> Dan Halen: I HAVE AN EMPLOYEE
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WHO IS BENDING ME OVER AND
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RAPING THE CASH OUT OF ME!
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I WANT PROOF SO I CAN LEGALLY
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FIRE THIS CRIPPLE!
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>> Rusty: HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
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I WENT THROUGH THAT COMPANY
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INSURANCE PLAN.
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A WHOLE LEG IS SUPPOSED TO FETCH
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YOU $900-PLUS.
>> Early: WHAT THE HELL?
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>> Granny: YOU'VE ONLY BEEN
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GETTIN' $600 A LEG.
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THAT'S THE DAMN FINGER RATE!
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>> Early: HE'S RIPPIN' ME OFF!
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HELL, THIS IS FRAUD!
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>> Rusty: WELL, DADDY, YOU CAN
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JUST DO YOU A HALF-ASS JOB TILL
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YOU GET LAID OFF.
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THEN YOU COULD GET A SEVERANCE
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PACKAGE.
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>> Early: WELL, THAT'S A GOOD
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IDEA, BOY.
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GO AHEAD. SEVER MY PACKAGE.
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HOW MUCH WE GET FOR THAT?
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>> Granny: OH, YOU'RE BOTH SO
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SHORTSIGHTED.
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THE BIG PAYOFF'S IN CHEMICAL
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BURNS -- LOSS OF VISION.
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DON'T YOU FOOLS READ
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APPENDIX D?
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>> Early: HELL, I MEAN, IF I
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STAB MY EYES OUT AND BURN MY
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FACE OFF WITH LYE, WE CAN
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RETIRE.
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>> Rusty: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT,
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SHERIFF?
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[ CAMERA BEEPS, WHIRS ]
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>> Sheriff: UH...
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JUST BETWEEN US, MR. HALEN TOLD
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ME TO WATCH YOU SO WE CAN PROVE
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THAT YOU'RE DEFRAUDIN' THE
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INSURANCE COMPANY.
>> DAN HALEN: Moron!
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>> Sheriff: I'M EVEN WEARIN'
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A WIRE [CHUCKLES] LIKE IN THAT
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TV SHOW -- YOU KNOW, "THE WIRE."
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>> DAN HALEN: Get out of there!
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Abort the mission!
>> Sheriff: HANG ON.
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THIS -- THIS RADIO KEEPS MAKIN'
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THIS CRAZY NOISE.
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>> DAN HALEN: Abort the miss--
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>> Sheriff: WHOA!
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YOU GOT AN ABOVEGROUND POOL?
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>> Early: OH, HELL YEAH.
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I ALSO GOT ME SOME CHINESE
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THROWIN' STARS FROM THE DOLLAR.
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AND I CAN AFFORD ME THIS HERE
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HAT, TOO.
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HELL, I CAN'T AFFORD THE OTHER
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HAT YET.
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BUT SOON, SUMBITCH, I WILL!
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THAT'S THE DAMN JOKE.
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>> Sheriff: SO YOU GOT ALL
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THIS STUFF JUST BY LOSIN' YOUR
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ARMS?
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I-I HAD A ACCIDENT -- ON THE
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JOB.
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>> Dan Halen: ACCIDENT? HMM.
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DO YOU REMEMBER THE PART WHERE
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YOU WERE WEARING THE WIRE?
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Sheriff: LIKE ON THAT TV SHOW
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"THE WIRE"?
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OH, YEAH.
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[ TAPE RECORDER BEEPS ]
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Ain't there a better way than
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this rusty bear trap, Early?
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>> EARLY: Yeah, I guess, but --
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Ha ha -- this is funny.
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[ CLANK ]
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>> SHERIFF: Aaaaaaahh!
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>> EARLY: [ Laughs maniacally ]
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>> SHERIFF: I always wanted a
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pool, though.
Ohh!
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>> Dan Halen: YOU DO KNOW THAT
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE TAKE
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DOESN'T MAKE YOU A
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BENEFITS-ELIGIBLE EMPLOYEE?
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>> Sheriff: BUT...I WAS WORKING
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FOR YOU, THOUGH.
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>> Dan Halen: LEGALLY SPEAKING,
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THAT WAS A PERSONAL FAVOR,
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SHERIFF.
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READ THE WRITTEN AGREEMENT -- OF
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WHICH YOU HAVE NONE!
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>> Sheriff: WELL, AT LEAST I WAS
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SMART ENOUGH TO PUT MY ARM IN A
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BAG OF RICE.
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>> Dan Halen: THAT'S FOR WET
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CELLPHONES, YOU SUBAVERAGE
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CRETIN.
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>> Sheriff: AW, HELL.
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I GOT MY WEBSITES MIXED UP
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AGAIN.
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>> Early: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Granny: I THINK YOU WENT TO
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THAT ARM WELL ONE TOO MANY
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TIMES.
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>> Early: NO, NO, I'M FINE,
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BITCH.
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NOSE-DIGGY AND GUN-SHOOTY IS
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HOLDIN' DOWN THE FORT WHILE --
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[ CROWS CAWING ]
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AAH! AAH! OHH!
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THEM SUMBITCHIN' CROWS IS ON
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MY ASS LIKE A BIRTHMARK!
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>> Granny: WELL, BOTTLE-GRABBY'S
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SEEN BETTER DAYS.
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HE LOOKS LIKE A DRIED-UP RAMEN
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NOODLE.
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>> Early: THE HELL WITH HIM.
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I STILL GOT MY MOUTH FINGER,
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LICKY.
[ SLURPS ]
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[ Muffled ] WORKS JUST AS WELL.
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[ SLURPS ]
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>> Rusty: DADDY, YOUR ARMS
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DIDN'T GROW BACK.
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>> Early: WAIT.
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ARE YOU SAYIN' MY ARMS GROWED
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BACK AND THAT BITCH OVER THERE
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STOLE 'EM IN THE NIGHT?!
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>> Granny: NO, NO, HE DIDN'T SAY
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THAT AT ALL!
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>> Early: YOU PURPLE THIEVIN'
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WHORE!
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I'M 'BOUT TO TONGUE-WHIP YOU!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Granny: [ LAUGHS ]
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AWW, YOU'RE TRYIN' YOUR HARDEST,
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AIN'T YA?
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SEE YA LATER!
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>> Early: DAMN SLIPPERY BITCH
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GOT AWAY.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Rusty: WHERE YOU TRYIN' TO
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GO, DADDY?
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>> Early: TO THE DOCTOR.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HELL, MY LIVELIHOOD IS IN
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JEOPARDY.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Rusty: HEY, LET ME GIVE YOU A
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LIFT.
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>> Early: PLEASE STOP!
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OHH! AAH! STOP!
>> Rusty: WHEE!
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>> Early: PLEASE! PLEASE!
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OH, GOD!
>> Rusty: WHOO!
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>> Early: OH, STOP IT! STOP IT!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ METAL CLANKING ]
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[ PANTING ]
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>> MORNIN', EARLY.
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>> Early: WHAT, GLENN?!
425
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YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A OCTUPLE
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AMPUTEE?
IS THAT IT?
427
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WELL, GET YOU A DAMN EYEFUL!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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DAMN IT!
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>> YOU NEED SOME HELP OR --
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>> Early: YOU SQUASH-SHAPED
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BITCH!
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YOU TRY CLINKIN' A DAMN MILE IN
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MY HOOKS SOMETIME!
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>> WAS JUST SAYIN' "HEY."
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>> Early: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Dan Halen: I SEE YOU'VE
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BEEN OUTFITTED WITH OUR
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[Chuckling] STATE-OF-THE-ART
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HOOK TECHNOLOGY.
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>> Early: [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Dan Halen: YES, THE GRAVY
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TRAIN HAS PULLED INTO THE
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STATION.
EVERYBODY OFF!
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>> Early: W-W-W-W-WAIT.
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HOLD ON, NOW.
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HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU COULD,
448
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,000
UH, GIVE ME FOR THESE?
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[ FLIES BUZZING ]
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>> Rusty: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
WHAT THE...
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OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
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>> Granny: YAY!
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WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
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