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[ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
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BURIED ♪
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♪ YEAH, AND SOMETIMES I WISH THE
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SUN WOULD JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
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HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
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BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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>> Rusty: I TELL YA, TAMMI, I
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SURE DO APPRECIATE YOU LETTIN'
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ME HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH MY
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LITTLE MACHO MAN.
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>> HERE'S HIS DIAPER BAG AND
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HIS BIPPY AND HIS BINKY AND A
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PILLOW AND A BLANKET, 'CAUSE I
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KNOW Y'ALL AIN'T GOT ONE OF
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THEM.
>> Rusty: THIS SOME MILK?
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WE AIN'T HAD NO MILK SINCE THE
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PIG RUN OFF!
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>> IT'S FORMULA, RUSTY, AND IT'S
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HIS.
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NOW, YOU PROMISE ME -- YOUR
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DADDY AIN'T OVER THERE, RIGHT?
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>> Rusty: RIGHT.
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>> Early: SAY IT AGAIN!
>> Granny: [ CHOKES ]
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>> Early: SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!
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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT, BITCH!
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>> Granny: OH, HEY, RUSTY.
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>> Early: INTRUDER!
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>> Granny: OH, NO!
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>> Early: THEY COME IN HERE TO
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BREAK IN OUR HOME!
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NOT ON MY DAMN WATCH!
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>> Granny: CALL THE 911!
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HE AIN'T BREATHIN'!
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>> Early: WAIT.
WILL HE TALK?
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CAN WE TRUST HIM?
>> Granny: STOP THAT!
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GO FETCH THE DOCTOR!
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>> Early: OH, LORD!
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OH, LORD!
WHY?
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MY ONLY BOY!
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>> Granny: DID YOU GET THE
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DOCTOR?
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>> Early: OH.
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UH...YEAH. UH, YEAH.
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HE'S COMIN'.
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RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW.
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HE'S COMIN' RIGHT NOW.
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UH, I'M-A CALL HIM.
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UH, FIXIN' TO CALL HIM.
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>> Sheriff: 911.
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This is the sheriff.
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>> Early: UH [CLEARS THROAT]
YEAH.
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[ Voice breaking ] MY BOY'S BEEN
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SHOT!
I'M UPSET!
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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THESE ARE TEARS COMIN' OUT FOR
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THIS HERE ISSUE.
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YOU CAN TELL, RIGHT?
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WELL, IT'S LIKE I SAID.
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I MEAN, THE GUN WENT OFF, AND
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NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M -- I'M
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STILL ASLEEP AND RUSTY'S LAYIN'
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THERE IN A POOL OF HIS'UN'S OWN
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BLOOD.
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AND I'M ASLEEP THIS WHOLE TIME.
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>> Sheriff: AND YOU SAID THAT
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THE BABY WAS CLEANING THE GUN AT
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THE TIME, RIGHT?
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>> Early: ARE YOU SUGGESTIN'
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THAT A BABY SHOULD NOT BE
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ALLOWED TO HAVE A GUN?
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>> Sheriff: OH, NO, NO, NO.
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I RESPECT THE SECOND AMENDMENT
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AS MUCH AS YOU DO, EARLY.
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I MEAN, THE FOUNDIN' FATHERS
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KNEW THAT BABIES HAD THE RIGHT
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TO MAINTAIN AN ARMED MILITIA.
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>> WHERE IS THE GUN?
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>> Early: THE BABY LOST THE GUN.
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I MEAN, HOW THE HELL SHOULD I
KNOW?
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I MEAN, IT'S THE BABY'S GUN.
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THE BABY'S GOT A RIGHT TO CARRY
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AND CONCEAL HIS OWN GUN.
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I MEAN, HELL, I TOLD YA, I WAS
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ASLEEP!
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>> Sheriff: SO HE LOST THE GUN
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AFTER HE FIRED THE GUN...
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WHILE CLEANING IT?
>> Early: WELL, UH, UH,
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TECHNICALLY, RUSTY WAS TRYIN' TO
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BREAK INTO THE HOUSE, AND WHEN
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THAT BABY ACCIDENTALLY SHOT HIM,
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UH, IT WAS STILL SELF-DEFENSE.
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>> BUT YOUR ASSERTION WAS THAT
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THE BABY WAS WITH RUSTY.
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>> Early: AND THE BABY KNOWS
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THAT RUSTY AIN'T TO BREAK IN
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HERE!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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'COURSE, I DIDN'T SEE ANY OF IT
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'CAUSE I WAS ASLEEP, DAMN IT.
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I TOLD YA, I WAS ASLEEP!
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>> AND YET YOUR STATEMENT SAYS
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THAT THE BABY WAS CLEANING THE
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GUN AT THE TIME OF THE SHOOTING.
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>> Early: DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW
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TO TELL MY BABY HOW TO CLEAN MY
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GUN!
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>> YOUR GUN?
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS THE
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BABY'S GUN.
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>> Early: YOU TAKE THE GUNS AWAY
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FROM THE BABIES, THEN ONLY THE
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ADULTS IS GONNA HAVE THE GUNS!
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THEN WHERE THE HELL WE GONNA
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BE?
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>> Sheriff: EARLY, HAVE YOU HAD
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SOME DRINKS TONIGHT?
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>> Early: YOU WANNA GET SOME
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DRINKS NOW?
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WELL, THERE'S BEEN A TRAGIC
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SHOOTIN', BUT OKAY, THEN.
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HELL, LET'S GET SOME DRINKS.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, I TELL YOU
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WHAT I THINK, EARLY.
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I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR-CUT
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HERE.
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THIS PRETTY MUCH WENT DOWN THE
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WAY YOU SAID IT DID.
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I MEAN, MAN'S GOTTA PROTECT
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WHAT'S HIS.
>> Early: A BABY.
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A BABY'S GOTTA PROTECT.
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>> WELL, HOLD ON, NOW.
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IF YOU WAS ASLEEP, HOW COME YOU
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KNOW THE BABY WAS CLEANIN' THE
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GUN?
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>> Early: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU,
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SOME KINDA DETECTIVE?
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>> YEAH, I'M STUDYIN' TO BE.
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>> Early: I'M ANSWERIN' THE
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QUESTIONS HERE!
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UH, HOW 'BOUT THEM DRINKS NOW?
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>> Sheriff: NO, I-IT'S GETTIN'
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LATE, BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER,
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ANYHOW.
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I KNOW IT'S BEEN AN...EMOTIONAL
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NIGHT FOR YOU, SO...IF YOU WANT
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TO FOLLOW THE AMBULANCE TO THE
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HOSPITAL --
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>> Early: NAH, HE'LL BE FINE.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, YEAH, BUT...
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RUSTY'S --
>> Early: NO.
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WHAT, THEY GONNA LET ME SCRUB
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IN, DUMBASS?
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HELL, I DAIN'T NEVER REBUILT A
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DAMN BRAIN.
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>> Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]
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OKAY, THEN. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
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[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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>> Early: YEAH!
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TOGETHER AGAIN, BABY!
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WHOO!
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
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WHOO!
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
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WHOO?
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
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N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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[ SOBBING ]
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MY ONLY GUN!
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[ SOBBING ]
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NOW, YOU GIVE ME ALL THAT SPENDY
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PAPER IN THAT CASHY BOX --
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RIGHT NOW!
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OR YOU GON' DEAL WITH THIS!
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[ CLATTER ]
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>> YEAH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE
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GOIN' WITH THAT, BUT I'M AFRAID
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THAT YOU'VE FINALLY GIVEN ME
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ENOUGH TIME TO GET TO MY WALL
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SAFE.
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>> Early: YES, SIR, I LIKE THAT.
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>> THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.
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>> Early: HAND IT OVER, NOW.
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COME ON. LET'S GO.
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THIS IS STILL A STICKUP.
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[ GUN FIRES ]
AAH!
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THIS HERE AIN'T OVER.
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HELL NO.
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'CAUSE I GOT ME A HANDFUL OF
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BULLETS, AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO
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THROW 'EM.
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WELL, I AIN'T DOIN' THE ROBBERY
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TODAY.
HELL NO.
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I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU THE
SATISFACTION.
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HOW 'BOUT THAT?
>> BYE-BYE, NOW.
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>> Early: THAT THERE IS WHY WE
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NEED GUN CONTROL IN THIS HERE
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LAND.
WHEN THE CRIMINALS AIN'T GOT
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GUNS, ONLY THE GUYS THEY ROB GOT
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GUNS!
>> OKAY.
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S-SEE YA LATER.
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>> Early: EAT LEAD, YOU SON OF A
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BITCH!
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>> Sheriff: HERE, DENNY.
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COME ON UP HERE, LOOK AT THIS.
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>> WHEE!
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>> Sheriff: EARLY'S PRAYIN' TO
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THE LORD JESUS TO MAKE HIS BOY
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WHOLE AGAIN.
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>> Early: THE BABY WAS CLEANIN'
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THE GUN.
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YOU BROKE IN, OKAY?
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THE BABY SHOT YOU WITH HIS GUN.
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VICTIMLESS CRIME.
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SELF-DEFENSE ACCIDENT. YEAH.
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THAT'S WHAT WE GON' GO WITH,
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OKAY?
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NOW, REPEAT IT BACK TO ME.
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[ MONITOR BEEPS ]
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>> Rusty: [ GROANS ]
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>> Early: HELL, THAT AIN'T GONNA
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CONVINCE NOBODY.
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YOUR BABY CAN BE TRIED AS A
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MINOR!
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A COUPLE WEEKS IN JUVIE, HE'LL
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WALK BY CHRISTMAS.
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ME, THIS IS MY 29th STRIKE, AND
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WE AIN'T BOWLIN', YOU SON OF A
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BITCH!
NOW, WAKE UP!
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>> Sheriff: THIS A BAD TIME,
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OR...?
>> Early: WE AIN'T READY!
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYIN' TO GET
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MY DAMN STORY STRAIGHT BEFORE
YOU COME AROUND HERE
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INQUISITATIN' ME?
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>> Sheriff: LET'S, UH, RESPECT
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THE...FAMILY PRIVACY.
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UH, COME ON, DENNY.
>> Early: YEAH, THE GOVERNMENT'S
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TRYIN' TO TURN IT AROUND ON ME!
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MAKE ME THE ONE WHO DONE IT!
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>> Granny: WELL, THAT'S WHY WE
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FORMED A MILITIA -- FOR THIS
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VERY REASON!
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>> Early: THAT'S RIGHT!
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MEETIN' OF THE MILITIA, RIGHT
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NOW!
[ GAVEL BANGS ]
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CONFEDERATE SONS OF THE
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WILD-EYED SOUTHERN LIBERTY BOYS
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AND DALE JR. FAN CLUB WILL CALL
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TO ORDER.
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MUNITIONS OFFICER, PLEASE GIVE
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US AN INVENTORY.
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>> Granny: WE GOT 14 SHOTGUN
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SHELLS AND, UH...
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NO GUN AT THE MOMENT...
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BUT WE DO HAVE THIS TWO-BY WITH
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A RUSTY NAIL IN IT.
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>> Early: YEAH -- THE EQUALIZER.
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WE GONNA LAY THIS OUT THERE AS A
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DETERRENT!
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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND
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OUTLAW MY THREEPENNY NAILS,
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OBAMA!
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>> Granny: WHAT DO WE DO IF THE
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WORLD'S LARGEST AND MOST
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ADVANCED MILITARY FORCE DECIDES
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TO ORDER A DRONE STRIKE ON OUR
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HEADQUARTERS?
>> Early: HEAD OF INTEL.
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>> Granny: YEAH?
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>> Early: IN THE EVENT OF A
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CODE BLACK, WHAT'S OUR SURVIVAL
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WINDOW?
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>> Granny: MM...I GOT THAT AT...
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THREE SECONDS.
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>> Early: BUT WE GOT ALL THEM
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BEANS STOCKED UP NOW.
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>> Granny: YEAH, THE BEANS ARE
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GONNA BE DESTROYED, AS WELL.
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>> Early: YEAH, BUT WE GOT THE
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DECOYS.
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>> Granny: THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH
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OF HOLLOWED-OUT GOURDS WITH
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FACES --
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>> Early: WITH FACES ON 'EM --
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THAT'S RIGHT -- DESIGNED TO LOOK
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LIKE US.
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>> Granny: I FEEL LIKE...
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A GUN WOULD ALLOW US THE CHANCE
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TO END THINGS...
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ON OUR OWN TERMS.
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YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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>> Early: YES, I DO.
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WE GOTTA GET US A DAMN GUN.
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FIGHT 'EM OFF! TO THE LAST MAN!
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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>> Granny: YEAH, I GUESS THAT'D
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BE...
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SAME RESULT.
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>> Early: I'M A DAMN TAXPAYER!
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>> Sheriff: NO, EARLY, THIS IS
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MINE!
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>> Early: SO I PAID FOR THAT
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DAMN GUN YOU WEARIN' ON YOUR
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HIP!
[ GUN COCKS ]
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>> BACK THE [BLEEP] OFF.
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>> Early: WELL.
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GOVERNMENT'S TRYIN' TO OVERTHROW
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ME NOW.
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YOU SONS OF BITCHES CAN KEEP
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YOUR TAX-PAID GUNS.
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I'LL JUST TAKE MY WELFARE CHECK
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AND GO BUY ME A DAMN GUN!
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I PAY MY OWN DAMN WAY!
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> COULD I JUST SEE SOME I.D.
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REAL QUICK?
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>> Early: WHAT THE HELL FOR?
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>> IT'S JUST A STANDARD
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BACKGROUND CHECK.
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WE CAN'T SELL GUNS TO CONVICTED
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FELONS.
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>> Early: ALL RIGHT.
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>> [ Laughing ] OF COURSE, THAT,
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UH, WON'T BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU,
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SHERIFF.
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>> Early: THE SHERIFF'S HERE?
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>> NO.
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THAT'S, UH, WHAT YOUR I.D. SAYS,
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THOUGH.
>> Early: OH.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT DOES.
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AND SO DOES THIS HERE
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CREDIT CARD WITH, UH,
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TEDDY BEAR JUNCTION POINTS.
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>> THAT'S OKAY. CAN'T PAY YET.
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THERE'S A 15-DAY WAIT ON ALL GUN
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PURCHASES.
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>> Early: 15 DAYS?!
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HELL, MY TEMPER CAN'T WAIT 15
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DAYS!
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>> Granny: WE NEED THE GUNS NOW!
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>> Early: WHAT IF I FORGET WHAT
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THE HELL I'M SO PISSED OFF
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ABOUT?!
>> Well, you didn't hear it from
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me, but there's no "mandatory"
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anything...
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on bats.
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Those are in the sports section.
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Ask for Sheila.
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[ PLINK ]
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[ CLATTER ]
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>> Early: NO, NO.
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THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' MORE
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UNSATISFYIN' THAN THE PLINK OF
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ALUMINUM AGAINST A SKULL.
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I'M A PURIST!
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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THERE'S ONE!
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GET HIS GUN! GET IT!
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>> Granny: OH, I HATE TO TAKE IT
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OFF ONE OF OUR OWN.
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>> WELL, I DECLARE.
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I FEAR THIS SCOUNDREL IS TRYING
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TO ABSCOND WITH MY --
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>> Early: UNHAND THAT --
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>> OW, STOP! STOP IT! STOP!
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YOU GUYS, TIME OUT!
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YOU KNOW WE'RE PLAY-ACTING,
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RIGHT?
>> Early: GET THE SASH.
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>> I BUILT THAT GUN OFF THE
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INTERNET!
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[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
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>> Sheriff: HEY, Y'ALL!
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OH, HELL.
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[ Laughing ] Y'ALL GET ME WITH
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THAT EVERY TIME.
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>> Early: THE GOVERNMENT!
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THEY'RE COMIN' FOR MY SIDEARM!
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[ POP ]
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>> Sheriff: DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
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DAMN IT!
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>> Granny: HE BREACHED THE OUTER
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PERIMETER!
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PROTECT THE HOMELAND AT ALL
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COSTS!
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
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>> Early: IT AIN'T WORKIN'!
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THE LASER SCOPE IS BROKE!
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>> Granny: USE THE RAMROD, YOU
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DUMBASS!
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SCOOT OVER AND LET ME DO THIS.
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>> Early: UH, UH, HANG ON JUST
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A SECOND, GOVERNMENT.
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IN ABOUT A MINUTE, YOU GON' FEEL
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MY RIGHTEOUS FURY!
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[ SIGHS ]
HURRY THE HELL UP, BITCH!
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>> Granny: HERE YOU GO.
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>> Early: YOU GON' GET THIS GUN
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FROM ME WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY
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COLD...
[ GUN CLICKS ]
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...DEAD...
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[ GUN CLICKING ]
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DAMN IT!
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>> Sheriff: UH...JUST COME BY TO
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TELL YOU THAT WE CLOSED THE BOOK
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ON RUSTY'S SHOOTIN'.
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YOU WAS RIGHT.
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IT WAS THE BABY.
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>> Granny: FINALLY, THERE'S SOME
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JUSTICE!
>> Early: OH, THANK GOD!
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>> Sheriff: YEAH, WE HAD TO GET
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HIM OFF THE STREET.
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YOU GOIN' TO JAIL!
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YES, YOU ARE!
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'GOIN TO JAIL!
>> I KNOW YOU DID THIS!
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AND NOW MY BABY HAS A POLICE
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RECORD!
>> Granny: NOW GET OFF MY
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PROPERTY, BITCH.
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>> HE AIN'T NEVER SPENDIN' ANY
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TIME WITH YOU, NEVER!
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>> Early: ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS
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WELL.
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>> Sheriff: YOU KNOW, RUSTY'S,
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UH, STILL IN SERIOUS CONDITION
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IN THE I.C.U.
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>> Early: A'IGHT. GOOD TO KNOW.
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>> Sheriff: MATTER OF FACT, DOC
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SAYS HE AIN'T OUT OF THE
WOODS --
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>> Early: THAT'S GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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NOW, ABOUT THAT GUN THAT I
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THROWED AT YOU -- YOU RECKON I
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COULD GET THAT BACK?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, IT'S CLOSER TO
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YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HERE.
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>> Early: TASTE IT!
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