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[ STATIC ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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♪ WHEN I GO
Rusty: MY TURN.
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Early: HELL NO.
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Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
THING!
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Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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Sheriff: I SURE APPRECIATE
Y'ALL DISPLAYING MY ELECTION
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SIGNS, GRANNY.
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HELL, THOSE ARE ALL OF MY
ELECTION SIGNS UP THERE, AREN'T
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THEY?
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Granny: WE'RE HAPPY TO HELP.
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RUSTY, MAKE SURE TO COVER THAT
SKYLIGHT!
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IT'S GETTING AN ASSLOAD OF RAIN
ALL THROUGH THERE.
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Sheriff: HELL, I WAS GONNA
PUT SOME UP IN TOWN, BUT I GUESS
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FOLKS COULD COME BY HERE AND
READ --
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Granny: NO ONE SETS FOOT ON
THIS LAND!
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Sheriff: OH, OKAY!
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I COULD JUST WALK AROUND TOWN
AND SPREAD THE WORD VERBALLY.
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EITHER WAY, THOUGH, I'VE GOT TO
CAMPAIGN.
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TWO YEARS AGO, I JUST BARELY
BEAT OUT THE WRITE-IN CANDIDATE
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"SHERIFF GOBBLES HIS OWN FARTS."
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CAN YOU IMAGINE WHERE WE'D BE IF
HE'D WON?
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Granny: RUSTY, SHORE UP THE
NORTH WALL OF THE DETACHED
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APARTMENT.
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A LOT OF WIND GETS THROUGH THAT
PEEPHOLE.
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Rusty: FAIRLY TOUGH.
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I GUESS YOU SORTA TOUGH.
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SORTA.
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Sheriff: NO, NO.
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"FAIRLY" IN THE SENSE THAT I AM
TOUGH, BUT I DO IT FAIRLY.
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FAIRLY TOUGH.
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NOT "FAIRLY" IN THE SENSE OF
"KIND OF" OR "SOMEWHAT."
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THAT WOULD BE THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF THE MESSAGE I'M TRYING TO DO
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HERE.
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Rusty: YOU CALL THESE THING
DOORKNOB FLIERS?
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AIN'T YOU GOT SOME OF THAT THICK
CARD STOCK LIKE THE DENNY ONES?
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Sheriff: DENNY ONES?
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Granny: YEAH, THESE SHERIFF
ONES ARE TOO FLIPPY-FLOPPY, JUST
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LIKE YOUR STANCE ON CRIME,
ACCORDING TO DENNY.
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Sheriff: WHAT THE HECK?
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PARDON MY FRENCH, GRANNY.
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WHAT THE HECK?
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PARDON MY FRENCH, DENNY, BUT
THIS IS MY CAREER.
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I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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Sheriff: "I'M-A MAKE A
CHANGE"?
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IMPLYING THAT WHAT'S GOING ON
RIGHT NOW NEEDS TO BE CHANGED,
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THAT I'M NOT DOING A GOOD JOB?
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WHY'D YOU HAVE TO ADVERTISE TO
THE WHOLE WORLD THAT YOU THINK I
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SUCK A BARREL OF DICKS
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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HELLO?
HELLO. THIS IS DENNY.
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Sheriff: HEY, BUDDY, WHAT ARE
YOU --
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TIRED OF THE FAT, BLOATED,
FLIPPY-FLOPPY POLICIES OF OUR
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CURRENT FAT, BLOATED,
FLIPPY-FLOPPY SHERIFF?
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Sheriff: WAIT.
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ON ELECTION DAY, VOTE DENNY
FOR SHERIFF.
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WITH YOUR HELP, "I'M-A MAKE A
CHANGE."
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Sheriff: HOW ARE YOU -- HOW
ARE YOU DOING THAT?
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ROBOCALL.
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MY RESEARCH SHOWED THAT THIS
OFFICE HAD SOME UNDECIDEDs.
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Sheriff: WELL, I AIN'T
UNDECIDED!
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I'M LEANING PRETTY HEAVILY
TOWARDS VOTING FOR ME!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR ROBOT ARMY
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BECAUSE I GOT FLESH-AND-BLOOD
FRIENDS IN THIS TOWN.
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HELLO?
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HELLO, THIS IS THE
REVEREND...
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Sheriff: OH, HEY, REVEREND!
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YOUR EARS MUST BE BURNING --
...REMINDING YOU TO VOTE FOR
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DENNY THIS NOVEMBER.
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THIS COUNTY HAS BECOME SATAN'S
PLAYGROUND UNDER THE CURRENT
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SHERIFF.
Sheriff: WHAT NOW?
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VOTETH FOR DENNY TO MAKE A
CHANGE.
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[ Dial tone ]
Sheriff: UH...
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ALL RIGHT, REVEREND, I
APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT.
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THANK YOU FOR CALLING.
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IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL,
PLEASE --
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Sheriff: REAL PERSON THERE,
DENNY.
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I'M DENNY.
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I'VE LIVED IN THIS TOWN ALL MY
LIFE.
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LIKE YOU, I'VE SEEN WHAT THE
CURRENT FLIPPY-FLOPPY
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ADMINISTRATION HAS DONE TO OUR
COUNTY..
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COZYING UP TO CRIMINALS...
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Sheriff: GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE
BUDDY.
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...HIS JAIL IS A REVOLVING
DOOR FOR REPEAT OFFENDERS...
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Sheriff: HOW'S THIS, EARLY?
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Early: SEE YA LATER!
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Sheriff: I BUILT THIS MYSELF!
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DENNY, YOU GETTING ALL THIS?
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MM-HMM.
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NOT TO MENTION ALL THE LAVISH
SCRABBLE PARTIES ON THE
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TAXPAYER DIME.
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Sheriff: ARE WE SURE
"DIBYWIBLE" IS A WORD?
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Early: HERE'S A WORD!
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PRISON BREAK! YEAH!
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Sheriff: THAT'S TWO WORDS,
EARLY!
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SO VOTE DENNY FOR SHERIFF,
'CAUSE I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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THIS AD PAID FOR BY DENNY FOR
SHERIFF.
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Sheriff: DAMN.
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NOW WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO?
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Early: THROW THE BUMS OUT!
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Sheriff: BUT, EARLY, I'M THE
BUM.
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Early: THROW THE BUMS OUT!
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IT'S TIME TO MAKE CHANGE.
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HELL, YOU ALL FLIPPY-FLOPPY ON
CRIME.
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Sheriff: BUT, EARLY, YOU'RE
THE CRIME I'M FLIPPY-FLOPPY ON.
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Early: DENNY GONNA MAKE A
CHANGE.
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I DON'T WANT NO MORE DIET
SODEYS!
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I'M GONNA VOTE FOR A MAN THAT
I'D LIKE TO HAVE A BEER WITH.
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
Sheriff: WELL, NOW YOU'VE
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HAD NINE BEERS, THREE DOZEN
WINGS, AND A LAP DANCE, SO YOU
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THINK I CAN COUNT ON YOUR VOTE
THIS NOVEMBER?
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Early: NOW I WANT TO VOTE FOR
A MAN THAT I'D LIKE TO HAVE PAY
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FOR ME AND MY BIG CHESTIE RIGHT
HERE TO SPEND ABOUT 20 MINUTES
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IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM RIGHT NOW!
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YEAH!
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Sheriff: OKAY. BUT I CAN'T DO
THIS FOR EVERYBODY.
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SOME VOTERS DON'T LIKE BIG
BREASTS.
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Early: YOU WANT TO BEAT THAT
RUNT DENNY IN THIS HERE
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ELECTION?
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YOU JUST TAKE MY ADVICE AND
CRUSH HIS ASS.
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Sheriff: CRUSH HIM?
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LIKE WITH DIRTY TRICKS?
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Early: CRUSH HIM LIKE WITH A
CAR CRUSHER.
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DRESS UP A CAR CRUSHER LIKE A
CAR WASH THAT SAYS "FREE CAR
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WASH."
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THEN YOU TELL DENNY, "LOOK HERE,
I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE CAR"
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"CRUSHER," ONLY HE THINKS IT'S A
CAR WASH, THEN CAR-CRUSH DENNY
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WITH A CAR CRUSHER.
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Sheriff: EH, NEVER MIND.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
NIGHT-NIGHT, EARLY.
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Early: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
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ABOUT CRUSHING HIM WITH A
CAR CRUSHER!
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Sheriff: HEY, BOYD.
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YOU THINK I CAN ASK FOR YOUR
VOTE THIS NOVEMBER?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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DENNY IS PROMISING TO MAKE A
CHANGE ON ALL THESE CONSTANT
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ROBBERIES I GOT TO DEAL WITH.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
Early: HANG UP THAT PHONE!
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Sheriff: IS THAT EARLY?
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WELL, WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD
IT BE?
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Sheriff: AW, HE DON'T MEAN NO
HARM.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
OHH! HE SHOT ME!
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Early: GIVE ME THAT PHONE!
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STOP CALLING HERE WHILE I'M
WORKING!
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Sheriff: PUT ME BACK ON WITH
BOYD, PLEASE.
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Early: WRAP IT UP,
CHATTY CATHY!
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Sheriff: HEY, BOYD, YOU'RE
NOT TOO SHOT TO VOTE, ARE YOU?
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I WANT TO TALK TO DENNY.
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Sheriff: UH...
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THIS HERE IS ONE OF THEM
ROBOCALLS.
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SHERIFF IS BUSY NOW
CRIME-SOLVING A DRUG RING.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I CALLED YOU.
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Sheriff: PLEASE VOTE SHERIFF
THIS NOVEMBER.
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THIS IS ROBOT HANGING UP NOW.
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BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP.
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ENJOY YOUR FANCY DIET SODAS
AND SCRABBLE PARTIES.
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'CAUSE COME NOVEMBER, THERE'S
GONNA BE A CHANGE!
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Early: I SAID NO POLICE!
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[ PUNCH LANDS ]
[ Dial tone ]
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VOTE FOR DENNY.
I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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VOTE FOR DENNY.
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I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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VOTE FOR DENNY.
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I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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VOTE FOR DENNY.
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I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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VOTE FOR DENNY.
I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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Sheriff: OH, DAMN IT!
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TRABAJO! TRABAJO! TRABAJO!
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Sheriff: NO, NO, NO JOBS
HERE, GUYS.
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IT'S NOT GONNA BE A REAL CAR
WASH.
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[ GLASS SHATTERS, METAL
CRUNCHING ]
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HEY! GET OUT OF THERE!
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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WHO AM I KIDDING?
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I AIN'T GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO DO
THIS.
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Granny: DAMN RIGHT, YOU
DON'T.
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YOUR APPEAL TO LATINOS IS SOFT.
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SOFT!
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Sheriff: BUT THESE GUYS CAN'T
VOTE.
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THEY'RE ILLEGAL.
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Granny: [ CHUCKLES ]
NOW WHO'S BEING NAIVE?
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DENNY'S VULNERABLE WITH
UNDECIDEDs, AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW
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THAT THERE'S ONE THING WORSE
THAN THE ANTICHRIST IN A RED
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STATE.
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Sheriff: WHAT'S THAT?
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Granny: RODRIGO, MARKER!
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PRONTO!
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HE'S NO LONGER DENNY.
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HE'S ENNY, THE DEMOCRAT!
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DIOS MIO!
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Sheriff: GRANNY, I CAN'T GO
THAT NEGATIVE.
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I WON'T DO IT.
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Granny: AH, WELL.
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MAYBE THEY WERE RIGHT.
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YOU ARE FAT, BLOATED,
FLIPPY-FLOPPY.
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ENJOY WORKING IN THE PRIVATE
SECTOR, RIGHT BETWEEN RODRIGO
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AND MUSTACHE RODRIGO.
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[ URINE SPLASHING ]
Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]
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FINE. LET'S DO IT.
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THIS IS A LIE!
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HELL, I AIN'T NO TAX-AND-SPEND
DEMOCRAT!
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Sheriff: STEP ASIDE, PLEASE,
SIR.
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WE'VE GOT SOME AMERICANS HERE
WHO WANT TO EXERCISE THEIR
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GOD-GIVEN RIGHTS.
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Early: YOU ARE TRITT COMMA
TRAVIS.
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YOU ARE SWAYZE COMMA PATRICK.
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YOU'RE ROCK COMMA KID.
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YOU'RE ROCK COMMA THE.
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YOU'RE ROCK COMMA THAT MOVIE
"THE ROCK."
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I'M VOTING TO MAKE A CHANGE.
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Granny: OH, A DENNY
SUPPORTER.
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[ Laughing ] OKAY.
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WELL, YOU JUST PUT YOUR LITTLE
I.D. IN THIS SLOT, OKAY, HONEY?
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
WAIT. IS THAT --
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THAT'S A SHREDDER, ISN'T IT?
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Granny: SORRY! POLLS ARE
CLOSED NOW!
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HOLA! BIENVENIDOS, AMIGOS!
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DO YOU EVEN WORK HERE?
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
Sheriff: I SURE HOPE...
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THIS IS WORTH THE ONE VOTE.
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YEAH, WE GONNA MAKE A CHANGE
TOGETHER.
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YOU THAT LITTLE "MAKE A CHANGE"
MIDGET, RIGHT?
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Sheriff: NO, I'M THE OTHER
ONE.
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I'M THE ONE THAT'S FAIRLY TOUGH.
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WHATEVER.
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OH, GO BACK.
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I FORGOT MY I.D.
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Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
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[ SLURPS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
Early: COME ON UP, SHERIFF!
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MEET YOUR SUPPORTERS!
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EVERYBODY SAY HEY!
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Sheriff: [ COUGHING ]
OH, GOD.
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EARLY, THESE ARE DEAD BODIES!
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Early: YEAH, OUR GROUND GAME
IS STRONG!
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[ LAUGHS ]
UNDERGROUND!
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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Rusty: BUT WE ONLY NEEDED THE
NAMES, NOT THE BODIES!
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Early: SO I CAN KEEP ALL THE
JEWELRIES I DONE GOT?
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LOOKIE HERE NOW!
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FREE NECK DRESSINGS!
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
Sheriff: I HATE THAT WE'VE
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GOT TO SHARE ELECTION
HEADQUARTERS WITH DENNY.
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AND THEY GOT THE BOOTH NEXT TO
THE JUKEBOX, TOO.
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[ GLASSES CLINK ]
LIKE I DON'T LIKE MUSIC.
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Early: HEY, SHERIFF, LOOK AT
ME AND MY BIG FAT TIE!
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HA HA!
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I'M A BUSINESSMAN!
HELL YEAH!
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00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:05,667
Rusty: I'M A BUSINESSMAN,
TOO!
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00:09:05,751 --> 00:09:08,209
Early: HELL, YOU AIN'T NEVER
CONDUCTED NO BUSINESS WITH NO
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DAMN ONES THAT KNOW HOW RUN NO
BUSINESS.
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00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:12,834
I'M THE BUSINESSMAN IN THIS
FAMILY!
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00:09:12,918 --> 00:09:14,959
AND DON'T YOU NO HOW YOU DON'T
NEVER KNOW HOW TO BUILD NO DAMN
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BUSINESS WITH NO BUSINESS!
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00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:19,083
NOW I'M TWICE THE BUSINESSMAN
YOU'LL EVER BE.
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00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,125
Sheriff: HEY, WHAT'S
MR. HALEN DOING OVER THERE
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SITTING WITH DENNY?
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00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,667
Dan Halen: AND THIS IS THE
WAY THE HORSIE RIDES.
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WHEE!
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00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:27,626
Dan Halen: OKAY, HOP DOWN,
COWBOY.
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ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
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WE HAVE THE RESULTS.
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PLEASE JOIN ME IN CONGRATULATING
THE SHERIFF!
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DENNY!
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Sheriff: OH!
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00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,626
I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,834
Early: YOU SHOULD'VE CRUSHED
HIM IN A CAR CRUSHER WHEN YOU
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HAD THE CHANCE.
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00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,209
Rusty: WHAT ABOUT ALL THEM
DEAD FOLKS WHO VOTED FOR
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SHERIFF?
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00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,500
Granny: YEAH, I VOTED FOR
SHERIFF SEVEN TIMES, MYSELF.
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00:09:47,584 --> 00:09:51,334
Dan Halen: ARE YOU SAYING
THAT THIS ELECTION WAS A SHAM
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AND THAT I ARBITRARILY CHOSE
DENNY AS SHERIFF BECAUSE HE'S
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EASIER FOR ME TO CONTROL?
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00:09:56,792 --> 00:10:00,083
HOW DARE YOU LEVEL SUCH AN
ABSURD ACCUSATION IN FRONT OF
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THE LOCAL BUSINESS COMMUNITY!
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00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:03,834
Rusty: YEAH!
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Rusty: THE BUSINESS COMMUNITY
IS NOT HAPPY!
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Sheriff: I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
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00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:07,876
Dan Halen: FINE.
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AS DICTATED IN THE COUNTY
CHARTER, WE WILL SETTLE THIS
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WITH...
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00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:16,709
THE PAPER CARNATION!
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00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:19,417
MY MOTHER AND YOUR MOTHER WERE
HANGING OUT CLOTHES.
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00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:24,042
MY MOTHER PUNCHED YOUR MOTHER
RIGHT IN THE NOSE.
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00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:27,876
WHAT COLOR WAS HER BLOOD?
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Sheriff: RED, OBVIOUSLY.
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00:10:29,292 --> 00:10:34,042
Dan Halen: R-E-D IS THE COLOR
AND THE NEW SHERIFF IS...
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STILL DENNY.
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I'M-A MAKE A CHANGE.
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Sheriff: AH, DAMN IT!
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I SHOULD'VE GONE WITH BLUE.
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Early: YEP.
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00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,292
I DONE TOLD THAT FAT-ASS BALD
LOSER THAT YOU WAS GONNA MAKE A
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CHANGE.
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00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,667
HEY, HOW ABOUT TOPPING ME OFF ON
THAT THERE DIET SODEY POP?
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00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:49,584
DEPUTY.
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00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,083
Sheriff: SO THIS IS THE BIG
CHANGE, DENNY?
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DIET SODA TO SODA ZERO?
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00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:56,667
DON'T FORGET THAT SLIDING
GLASS DOOR.
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THAT DOOR'S A CHANGE, TOO.
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00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,709
Early: READ IT AND WEEP,
BOYS -- FLORBZ.
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00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:01,417
HA HA.
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00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,042
TRIPLE-LETTER SCORE ON THAT "Z."
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00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,584
"FLORBZ"? COME ON, NOW!
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00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,083
Sheriff: OH, I'M LOOKING THAT
ONE UP.
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00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,834
Early: BOTH OF Y'ALL GO LOOK
IT UP.
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00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,250
'CAUSE I'M OUT, BITCHES!
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