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>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
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BURIED ♪
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♪ SOME DAYS, I WISH THE SUN
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WOULD JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
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HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
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BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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♪ LET 'ER BLOW, LET 'ER BLOW ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
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BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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>> Rusty: MY TURN.
>> Early: HELL NO.
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>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
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THING!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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>> GAY MARRIAGE?
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NOT ON MY WATCH.
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EAT MAGMA, SUSPECTED
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HOMOSEXUALS!
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>> Rusty: WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!
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[ BABY GIGGLING ]
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>> WHY'S RANDY STILL AWAKE?
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>> Rusty: WE JUST HAVIN' A
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DUDE'S NIGHT.
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WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?
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>> IT'S CALLED WORKIN', RUSTY!
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>> Rusty: OH, IS THAT WHERE YOU,
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UH -- YOU GO SOMEWHERE AND
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SOMEBODY PAYS YOU AND...YOU GET
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MONEY?
I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THEM.
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I GOT FIRED!
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>> DO YOU REMEMBER THE TALK WE
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HAD ABOUT CHILD SUPPORT?
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>> Rusty: YES, MA'AM.
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AND I AIN'T NEVER GON' FORGET NO
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MORE!
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BA-BLAM!
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IT AIN'T DONE YET.
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GONNA HAVE FLAMES COMIN' OFF THE
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WORD "MONTH."
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>> YOU THINK I COULD GET THAT
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$250 ON A CHECK INSTEAD OF ON
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YOUR ARM?
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>> Rusty: I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN
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DO, BUT ALL THESE COMIC BOOKS I
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BUY, YOU KNOW, THEY -- THEY JUST
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DON'T GROW ON TREES!
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>> I CAN'T PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE
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FOR YOUR SON!
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ALL I'VE GOT TO FEED HIM IS HOT
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WINGS!
WHY DO YOU THINK HE POOPS ORANGE
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ALL OVER EVERYTHING?!
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>> Rusty: I THOUGHT YOU WAS
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STILL BREAST-FEEDING.
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HELL, THAT'S FREE, AIN'T IT?
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>> NO, THE BREAST PUMP IS FOR
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WORK.
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IF I SHRINK BELOW A "C" CUP,
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MR. HALEN WILL CUT ME LOOSE!
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>> Rusty: WHAT?
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THAT IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT IN THE
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WORKPLACE!
SOME AVENGER SHOULD AVENGE THAT.
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>> RUSTY, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR
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HEAD OUT OF THE COMIC BOOKS AND
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BE A ROLE MODEL FOR YOUR SON.
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>> Rusty: ROLE MODEL?!
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I AM OUT EVERY NIGHT BUSTIN' MY
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HUMP TO MAKE SURE THE MEAN
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STREETS OF DOUGAL COUNTY ARE
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SAFE FROM EVIL!
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>> WHAT?
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>> Rusty: NOW, SAYIN' ANY MORE
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WOULD ENDANGER THE LIVES OF YOU
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AND THE BABY.
SORRY, BUT I'M BORROWIN' THESE,
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AND I'LL BRING THEM BACK IN THE
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MORNING!
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>> JUST GET A JOB AND BRING US
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SOME MONEY!
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>> Early: GIVE ME THE MONEY!
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YOU GOT NO IDEA WHO THE HELL I
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AM OR WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF!
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>> I KNOW THE DRILL, EARLY.
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I GET IT.
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>> Early: AND WHO THE HELL ARE
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YOU SUPPOSED TO --
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>> Rusty: STAY SAFE, CITIZEN!
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>> THIS IS FOR ROBBING MY STORE!
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>> Rusty: NO!
>> I'M GON' STEP ON HIS BALLS!
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>> Rusty: JUSTICE HAS ALREADY
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BEEN SERVED!
COME ON, NOW!
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>> Early: I WAS ASSAULTED!
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I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT MY HAT!
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PERMANENTLY RUINED!
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>> Sheriff: "COURTESY OF YOUR
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FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD
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'THE INKUBATOR.'"
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>> Early: I'M INCLINED TO SUE!
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>> Sheriff: OH, CALM DOWN,
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EARLY!
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I THINK I OWE A BIG THANKS TO
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THIS..."THE INKUBATOR," WHOEVER
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HE IS.
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{\an8}>> Rusty: BY DAY, HE IS
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{\an8}RUSTY CUYLER, HUMBLE DELI WORKER
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{\an8}FRAMED -- WELL, NOT FRAMED, BUT
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{\an8}DEFINITELY FIRED UNJUSTLY, FOR
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{\an8}POPPING WHITEHEADS ON THE SALAD
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{\an8}BAR SNEEZE GUARD.
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{\an8}I DIDN'T DO THAT!
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{\an8}IT WAS DARRELL!
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{\an8}BUT WHEN DARKNESS FALLS, HE DONS
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{\an8}THE MACRAME HOOD AND DISHWASHING
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{\an8}GLOVES OF THE INKUBATOR -- DOER
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{\an8}OF RIGHT!
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>> Dan Halen: VAGRANTS!
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GREAT.
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ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE HOBO TO
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SLIP OFF THIS ROOF, AND I'M
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KNEE-DEEP IN ANOTHER LAWSUIT!
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>> Early: YOU SAYIN' THAT IF A
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FELLER WAS TO FALL OFF THIS HERE
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ROOF, UH, THERE MIGHT BE A
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PAYDAY IN IT?
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>> Dan Halen: SHUT UP!
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GET UP THERE AND INSTALL THE
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PIGEON SPIKES!
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>> Early: I DIDN'T SEE NO
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EMPLOYER-PROVIDED SAFETY
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HARNESSES!
>> THEY'RE IN THAT BOX.
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YOU THREW THE BOX OFF THE ROOF,
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DIDN'T YOU?
>> Early: YEP.
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>> GREAT.
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>> Early: WHAT THE HELL'S THAT
SAY, ANYHOW?
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>> "THE INK--"
>> Early: THE INK...
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>> "...UBATOR --"
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>> Early: ...KUBATOR...
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>> "THE INKUBATOR LIVES."
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>> Early: LIVES.
>> DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE
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READING, OKAY?
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HAND ME THE REST OF THE PAINT
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THINNER.
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>> Early: [ GULPING ]
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NEXT TIME, BUY THE NAME BRAND!
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[ BELCHES ]
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THAT AIN'T GOT NO BITE!
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>> BROCK...
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>> LIBERTY...
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>> BELL!
>> NOW, I WANT TO GET BACK TO
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THIS THING ABOUT CONGRESS
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DIPPING THEIR HANDS INTO YOUR
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WALLETS.
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LISTEN -- THE ATHEIST IN THE
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WHITE HOUSE, HE WANTS YOUR
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MONEY SO HE CAN SCRAPE THE WORD
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"GOD" OFF OF EACH AND EVERY
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SINGLE BILLIN' COIN!
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>> Sheriff: THAT JUST BOILS MY
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BRITCHES!
>> DANG, EVEN THE PENNIES?
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THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK!
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I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
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WHAT I KNOW!
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YOU CAN'T SPELL "GOVERNMENT"
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WITHOUT "GOD!"
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>> SURE, YOU CAN!
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>> Sheriff: WELL, I CAN'T!
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AND I WON'T!
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[ BUZZING ]
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HOLLYWOODING IN A HOSPITAL ZONE.
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INITIATING PURSUIT.
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>> I'M RIGHT HERE, MAN.
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>> Sheriff: THEN SAY 10-4,
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DENNY!
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I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT TALKIN'
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INTO THIS!
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>> EVENIN', SHERIFF!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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CLERGY CROSSIN'!
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>> Sheriff: LICENSE AND
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REGISTRATION --
AAH!
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>> Rusty: TASTE JUSTICE,
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WRONGDOERS, COURTESY OF
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THE INKUBATOR!
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WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS?
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THE INKUBATOR!
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>> Sheriff: WHAT THE HELL WAS
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THAT?
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>> UH, LOOKED LIKE THE CUYLER
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BOY.
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>> Sheriff: YEAH.
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HELL, THIS AIN'T COMIN' OUT.
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[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
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HEY, THERE...INKUBATOR.
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>> Rusty: COMMISSIONER.
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>> Sheriff: I-IT'S SHERIFF.
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HOW 'BOUT YOU COME ON DOWN FOR A
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SECOND AND TALK WITH ME?
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>> Rusty: I'M MANNING MY POST.
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CITIZENS ARE RUNNIN' ROUGHSHOD
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THROUGH THIS TRAFFIC LIGHT, AND
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I'M HERE TO STOP THAT!
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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[ CRASH ]
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>> Sheriff: THEY'RE OKAY TO GO
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THROUGH IT.
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I-IT'S A BLINKIN' YELLOW, RUSTY.
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>> Rusty: RUSTY?
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WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY RUSTY?
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>> Sheriff: CAREFUL, RUSTY!
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CAREFUL!
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YOU OKAY, RUSTY?
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>> Rusty: HE'S A -- HE'S A GOOD
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KID, THAT RUSTY.
>> Sheriff: OH, HE IS!
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HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART.
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BUT I HEAR HE'S COMIN' UP SHORT
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ON HIS CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS.
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SEE, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LOCKING
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UP PEOPLE THAT MISS
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CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS -- THOSE
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DEADBEAT DADS.
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>> Rusty: WELL -- WELL --
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WELL, RUSTY'S PUTTING A LOT OF
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HOURS IN WITH HIS VOLUNTEER WORK
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RIGHT NOW.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, MAYBE YOU
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OUGHT TO GET YOU A PAYIN' JOB.
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>> Rusty: YOU MEAN RUSTY OUGHT
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TO GET A JOB, RIGHT?
>> Sheriff: YEAH! YEAH. RUSTY.
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I HEAR THERE'S AN OPENING DOWN
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AT THE CAR WASH!
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>> Rusty: BUT IF CRIMINALS HEAR
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THAT THE INKUBATOR'S WAXIN' CARS
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FOR A LIVIN', DOUGAL COUNTY WILL
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BE BROUGHT TO ITS KNEES!
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>> Sheriff: WELL, WE'RE TALKIN'
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'BOUT RUSTY, NOW, RIGHT?
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>> Rusty: OH, YEAH!
YEAH, OF COURSE! RUSTY! DAMN IT!
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>> Sheriff: LOOK, WE'VE GOT
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CAMERAS AT THIS LIGHT,
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INKUBATOR.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN ON AND
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HELP GET RUSTY ON THE RIGHT
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PATH?
>> Rusty: I WILL RELAY THAT
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INFORMATION, COMMISSIONER!
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AND YOU WILL REMEMBER NOTHING OF
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THIS CONVERSATION!
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MIND RAY!
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[ HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING ]
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>> Sheriff: OKEYDOKE.
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UH, UH, WAIT!
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HOW DO I GET THE INK OUT OF MY
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UNIFORM?!
>> Rusty: TRY BLEACH!
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DELICATE CYCLE!
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[ GUN COCKS ]
>> HELL, YOU ALREADY GOT MY
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MONEY.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON?
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>> Early: NO, SIR.
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PIGEON SPIKES!
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WHEN THE INKUBATOR LANDS ON
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THESE, THE INK IS GONNA RUN DRY
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FOR HIM!
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
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>> Rusty: LOOKIN' FOR SOMEONE?
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>> Early: WELL, WELL, INKU--
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>> Rusty: NO NEED TO THANK ME,
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BOYD!
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BOYD?
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>> Early: SUMBITCHIN'
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THE INKUBATOR STOLE FROM ME, AND
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I'M THE ONE IN TROUBLE?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, DID YOU GET A
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GOOD LOOK AT HIM?
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>> Early: WHY, HELL YEAH!
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EIGHT LEGS. LONG, RED HAIR.
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SHOOTS INK OUT HIS HEINIE-HOLE.
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HELL, THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.
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>> Sheriff: REALLY?
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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INKLING AT
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ALL WHO THIS MIGHT BE?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Early: YOU'RE TRYIN' ME.
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>> Sheriff: THINK ABOUT IT, NOW.
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Y'ALL SQUIDS SHOOT INK, DON'T
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YOU?
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>> Early: YOU SAYIN' I DONE
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THIS?
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>> Sheriff: NO! NO.
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BUT OTHER SQUIDS SHOOT INK,
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DON'T THEY?
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>> Early: OH, HELL, WE DON'T,
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DUMB-ASS, NOT UNLESS WE RUBBIN'
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ONE OUT OR HAVIN', YOU KNOW, UH,
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SOME EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MESS.
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>> Sheriff: SCRUB THE DAMN SKIN
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OFF!
I DON'T CARE! COME ON!
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SCRUB, DENNY!
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[ CLATTER ]
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>> Rusty: JUSTICE MUST PREVAIL!
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>> "BUY YOU A HOUSE AND SEND
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THAT YOUNG'UN TO COLLEGE,
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COURTESY OF THE INKUBATOR"?
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"P.S. RUSTY'S A GOOD KID, SO
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MAYBE CLIMB OUT OF HIS ASS ABOUT
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THE CHILD SUPPORT.
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[ CLATTERING ]
>> Rusty: DID YOU SAY
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THE INKUBATOR WAS HERE, WITH
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LIFE-CHANGIN' MONEY?
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>> RUSTY, HOW DID YOU...
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>> Rusty: HUH?
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>> [ SCOFFS ] NEVER MIND.
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YOU'RE LATE, AND I'VE GOT TO GET
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TO WORK!
>> Rusty: WORK?
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ALL THAT MONEY YOU HOLDIN'
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THERE -- BABY, YOU AIN'T NEVER
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GOT TO WORK AGAIN!
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>> THIS IS A CASH DRAWER FULL OF
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SINGLES.
>> Rusty: YEAH, THERE'S SOME
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COINS IN THERE, TOO!
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THAT INKUBATOR'S A HELL OF A
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GUY.
>> I THINK THIS MONEY'S STOLEN,
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AND I THINK YOU HAD SOMETHIN' TO
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DO WITH IT.
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>> Rusty: WELL, I MEAN, WHAT YOU
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WANT TO DO?
GIVE IT -- GIVE IT TO THE
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GOVERNMENT SO THEY CAN SCRAPE
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"GOD" OFF OF IT?
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>> WE'RE NOT KEEPIN' IT, RUSTY!
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AND IF YOU KEEP IT, YOU AIN'T
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KEEPIN' MY BOY!
WE'VE GOT INTEGRITY IN THIS
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HOUSEHOLD!
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>> Rusty: YOU GOT A TUBE SOCK
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STICKIN' OUT, THERE.
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>> DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!
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THAT'S FOR PAYIN' CUSTOMERS.
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[ DOOR OPENS, SHUTS ]
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[ BABY COOING ]
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>> Rusty: [ SIGHS ]
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HEY, BOYD.
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>> [ SNORES ]
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>> Rusty: I JUST WANT TO SAY
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THAT...I'M SORRY.
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AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP...
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YOU WILL REMEMBER NOTHING OF
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THIS!
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[ HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING ]
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>> Dan Halen: CUSTOMERS DINE AT
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JUGG 'UNZ WITH THE
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EXPECTATION --
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EXCELLENT -- THAT JUGG 'UNZ WILL
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BE PRESENT FOR THEIR DINING
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EXPERIENCE.
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MM...
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PASSABLE.
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IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE, AT ANY
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TIME, TO MAINTAIN YOUR
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JUGG 'UNZ AS DEFINED IN THE
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JUGG 'UNZ EMPLOYEE JUGGZIBLE --
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ACCEPTABLE -- THEN YOU WILL FIND
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YOURSELF NO LONGER EMPLOYED AT
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JUGG -- WHA-- WHAT IS THIS?
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THEY BARELY CLEAVE!
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IF YOU CAN'T CLUTCH A PENCIL
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WITH THEM, HOW CAN WE EXPECT YOU
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TO WORK THE PEPPER MILL WITH
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THESE -- THESE MOSQUITO BITES?!
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>> MR. HALEN, I DON'T THINK
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THAT --
>> Dan Halen: OH, IT'S BETTER
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THAT YOU DON'T THINK AT ALL.
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YOUR MIND'S PURPOSE IS TO
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MEMORIZE WING ORDERS AND
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REGULATE THE BLOOD FLOW TO YOUR
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BREASTS!
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NOTHING MORE!
>> Rusty: SEXUAL HARASSER!
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WOMEN ARE NOT OBJECTS!
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>> Dan Halen: WHAT THE...
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
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THIS IS MY ONLY JOB, RUSTY!
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>> Rusty: YEAH, IT'S ME, RUSTY.
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DON'T TELL!
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>> WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
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WHERE'S THE BABY?!
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>> Rusty: DON'T WORRY!
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I FOUND A SITTER!
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[ BABY FUSSING ]
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>> Granny: WE TAKE, UH, VELCRO
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TAB "A," AND WE GONNA PUT IT ON
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VELCRO TAB "B," AND YAY!
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I HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO DATE
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AGAIN!
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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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>> Rusty: I HAVE DISGRACED THE
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NAME OF THE INKUBATOR.
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THE GOOD PEOPLE OF DOUGAL COUNTY
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DESERVE BETTER.
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AND SO THE INKUBATOR MUST GO
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INTO HIDING...AND GET SOME SORT
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OF LAME-ASS DAY JOB AT THE CAR
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WASH, PROBABLY.
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>> Early: WELL, WELL, WELL, NOW!
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IF IT AIN'T THE INKUBATOR!
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>> Rusty: THE INKUBATOR IS NO
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MORE!
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IT'S ME, DADDY.
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RUSTY.
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>> Early: WHAT THE...
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INK? EIGHT LEGS?
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I-I-IT STILL DON'T MAKE NO
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SENSE!
>> Rusty: DID YOU COME UP HERE
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TO EXACT YOUR REVENGE?
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GO AHEAD.
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I'M UNARMED.
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>> Early: OH, I DON'T WANT TO
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HURT YOU, SON!
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I COME UP HERE TO GET PAID!
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>> Rusty: WHAT YOU TALKIN'
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'BOUT, DADDY?
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>> Early: HERE -- AFTER I HIT,
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CALL MY LEGAL "ATTRONEY."
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>> Rusty: "AFTER A FALL, ONE
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CALL DOES IT ALL."
AFTER A FALL?
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>> Early: WHOOPS!
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>> Rusty: NO, DADDY! NO!
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[ WHISTLE! ]
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[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]
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[ ALARM FADES ]
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>> Early: [ Pained ] C-COME ON
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DOWN, NOW!
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THE MONEY'S FINE!
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YOU WANT TO WORK AT THE DAMN CAR
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WASH, OR WHAT?
>> Rusty: YOU SAID THEY PROVIDE
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A CASH SETTLEMENT?
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>> Early: MEDIUM-SIZED.
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>> Rusty: [ SIGHS ]
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A'IGHT, THEN. WHOOPS!
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