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[ STATIC ]
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHOO!
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♪ YEAH, ALL MY DREAMS ARE ALL
DEAD AND BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES WE WISH THE SUN
WOULD JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ AND WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS
US TO HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ YEAH, WE'LL TAKE YOU SONS OF
BITCHES WHEN WE GO ♪
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Rusty: MY TURN.
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Early: HELL NO.
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Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
THING!
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Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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Early: HEY, GAGA-PEPAP.
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IT'S US.
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WE HEAR, JUST LIKE EVERY SUNDAY
SINCE YOU PASSED, TO PAY OUR
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DISRESPECT AND DISREGARD!
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WHAT'S THAT, YOU SAY?
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YOU IGNORING ME?
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WELL, THEN, I IGNORE YOU, TOO!
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Rusty: WELL, I MISS YOU,
GAGA, AND I HOPE YOU UP IN
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HEAVEN.
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Early: NO, NO, NO!
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LIL, HIT THE MUSIC.
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
COME ON, EVERYBODY!
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WHOO! DANCE ON YOUR GRANDPAPPY'S
GRAVE!
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IT'S WHAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE
WANTED!
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SO, DAMN IT, DO IT!
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Granny: OOH, YEAH.
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Early: WHOO!
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Rusty: WHEN DOES THE MOURNING
PERIOD END, ANYWAY?
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Early: WHEN THE HURT IS GONE!
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PASS ME THE WHOLE MILK.
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I'M GONNA DROP ME A BIG OL'
THROAT OYSTER RIGHT HERE ON THE
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WORD "BELOVED"!
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[ SPITS ]
DAMN YOU, GENERIC HEADSTONE
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TEMPLATE!
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[ SPITS ]
HELL, YOU LUCKY WE COULDN'T
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AFFORD TO WRITE HOW WE ACTUALLY
FELT.
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[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]
[ SOBBING ]
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[ SNIFFLES ]
ALL THAT SUMBITCH LEFT ME WAS A
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BUNCH OF DAMN TEENY-WEENY
BEANSIE-WEANSIES!
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[ SNIFFLES ]
DIDN'T HE KNOW?!
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ALWAYS KEEP THREE MONTHS' SALARY
IN A DAMN BANK!
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[ SOBBING ]
Rusty: DADDY, I KNOW YOU'RE
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UPSET, BUT I FOUND A BUYER FOR
THESE ON THE INTERNET.
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Sheriff: AND YOU GOT
SPUNKY DUCK AND PUFFY PENGUIN,
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RIGHT?
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WITH ALL TAGS STILL ON?
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Early: IF YOU EVER GET THIS
PENGUIN, IT'LL BE SOAKED IN MY
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BLOOD!
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'CAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME
FOR IT!
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[ SOBBING ]
Sheriff: BLOOD STAINS?
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HMM. WELL, THAT WOULDN'T BE MINT
CONDITION, THEN, WOULD IT?
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Rusty: NO, DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT DADDY.
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HE JUST...
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Early: I AIN'T LETTING THEM
GO!
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THEY ALL I GOT LEFT OF HIS
NONRECIPROFYING, EMOTIONALLY
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UNAVAILABLE FAT ASS!
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[ SOBBING ]
Sheriff: THIS DEAL AIN'T
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HAPPENING TODAY, IS IT?
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Rusty: SOME DAYS ARE BAD.
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I JUST GOT TO FINESSE HIM A
LITTLE BIT.
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YOU WANT TO INVEST, I MEAN,
WHY NOT BUY REAL ESTATE?
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THEY AIN'T MAKING NO MORE LAND.
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Sheriff: AND THEY AIN'T
MAKING NO MORE OF THESE
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TEENY-WEENY BEANSIE-WEANSIES,
EITHER, DENNY.
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COMPANY'S OUT OF BUSINESS.
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OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH!
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OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH.
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Early: DAMN IT, GRANNY, WILL
YOU STOP WITH THE DREAMS OF
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GETTING FINGER-BANGED BY OLD
TERRY BRADSHAW AND HOOPER.
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IT'S ME, SON -- GAGA PEPAP.
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Early: GAGA PEPAP?
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DADDY?
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[ GRUNTING ]
WHAT THE HELL?!
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YOU SOME SORT OF JEDI MASTER
NOW?!
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NO, SON, I'M A GHOST.
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THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN MAKING THEM
"OOHs" BACK THERE.
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I COME BACK HERE TO MAKE AMENDS.
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Early: ONLY AMENDS I'M MAKING
IS MENDING THIS FENCE BETWIXT
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US -- THICKIFYING IT TO KEEP YOU
OUT OF MY SUMBITCHIN' DREAMS.
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WELL, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
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I DONE BUILT A WALL ON TOP OF
THE FENCE TO BLOCK OUT YOUR
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BRAIN MIND, SO I IGNORED YOU
FIRST.
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Early: WELL, I DONE CUT A
WINDOW IN THAT WALL SO YOU CAN
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SEE PRE-IGNORING YOU BEFORE YOU
PRE-IGNORIFY ME, SO THERE
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YOU GO.
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I GUESS I DESERVE THAT.
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Early: YOU DESERVE THAT AND
THEN SOME!
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WHOA, NOW.
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I DON'T DESERVE THE "THEN SOME"
PART.
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Early: HERE'S A QUARTER.
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GO BACK TO 1995 WHEN PAY PHONES
EXIST AND CALL SOMEBODY IN 1995
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WHO GIVES A DAMN!
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GIVE ME SOME MORE MONEYS.
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PAY PHONES WERE 35 CENTS BACK
THEN.
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Early: WELL, HERE'S YOU
ANOTHER DIME, THEN.
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I GOT YOU AGAIN.
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I GOT YOUR 35 CENTS NOW.
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Early: I GOT YOU AGAIN,
'CAUSE I DON'T RECOGNIZE NO
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AMERICAN MONEYS, NOT WHILE WE
GOT A KENYAN IN OFFICE.
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GIVE ME SOME MORE MONEYS.
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NOW I GOT TO CALL SOMEONE WHO
CARES IN 1995, LONG DISTANCE IN
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ANOTHER COUNTRY, WHO CARES.
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Early: WELL, I'D LOVE TO, BUT
ALL I GOT TO MY NAME IS A BUNCH
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OF STUFFED-ASS ZOO CRITTERS!
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Rusty: DADDY, WHO YOU TALKING
TO?
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Early: SHUT UP! HE'S TALKING!
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CONTINUE.
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HOLD ON TO THOSE, NOW.
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THAT'S GONNA PROVIDE Y'ALL WITH
FINANCIAL STERILITY.
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Early: NOT WHEN THEY ON FIRE
THEY DON'T!
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Rusty: WHOA, DADDY, HOLD UP!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Early: MAKING MY DAMN POINT!
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Rusty: WE HAD A BUYER FOR
THOSE.
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Early: THEM WAS MY DADDY'S.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
AND NOW...THEY'RE MINE!
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Rusty: DADDY, GAGA-PEPAP IS
GONE.
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Early: WELL, I'M GLAD!
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'CAUSE I DON'T NEVER NEED HIM IN
MY DAMN LIFE NO MORE, NOT NEVER,
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EVER, NEVER AGAIN!
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Rusty: WITH ALL THEM
DOUBLE-NEGATIVES, YOU ACTUALLY
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JUST SAID YOU NEED HIM IN YOUR
LIFE FOREVER AGAIN.
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Early: [ SOBBING ]
SO I DID.
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FREUD, YOU MAGICAL SON OF A
BITCH!
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SON, LET'S GET OUT OF THIS
HOUSE FIRE AND TALK A SPELL.
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Early: DADDY, WHAT'S HEAVEN
LIKE?
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WHAT'S WHAT NOW?
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Early: HEAVEN?
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YOU KNOW, THE CARROT AT THE END
OF THE RAINBOW THAT KEEPS ME
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FROM MURDERING EVERY DAMN THING
IN MY SIGHT.
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MAYBE THEY'LL SEND THAT TRAIN
OF ANGELS FOR MY SOUL SOMEDAY.
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I'M JUST WAITING.
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THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO DO
RIGHT BY GOD WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE.
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Granny: I THINK SOMEBODY'S
SMOKING.
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Rusty: SOMEBODY OUGHT TO GET
GRANNY OUT OF THERE, RIGHT?
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Granny: WHO PUT THIS BAR
ACROSS THE DOOR?
Early: IT'S HER TIME.
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IT AIN'T A SURPRISE, BUT IT
STILL AIN'T EASY.
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Granny: I'M ALIVE!
Early: HEY, LET'S US DO US
SOME CRIMES.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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Rusty: DADDY, WHO YOU TALKING
TO?
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Early: SHUT UP! HE'S TALKING.
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Granny: WHY IS THE DOOR
LOCKED?!
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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THESE HAPPENINGS, THEY'RE BEYOND
MY COMPREHENSION.
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Early: IT'S NATURE'S
MYSTERIES ACTING OUT, I RECKON.
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[ CASH REGISTER BELL DINGS ]
WHAT IS THIS?!
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I SHALL ISSUE A PLAGUE UPONST
YOUR PEOPLE!
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I CAN'T PLAGUE NOBODY.
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I ONLY DO INVISIBLE STUFF.
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Early: AW, DAMN IT.
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THEN...
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SNUFF DISPLAY -- TO THE FLOOR
WITH YOU!
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UNH.
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Early: YEAH!
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I AM THE SUN KING!
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WHOO!
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SUN KING? I THOUGHT THIS WAS
NATURE'S MYSTERIES?
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Early: NATURE'S MYSTERIES,
WHAP HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD!
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OHH!
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THE UNEXPLAINED.
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AAH!
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NATURE'S MYSTERIES.
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Early: LET ME DO IT NOW.
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I AM THE SUN KING! WHOO!
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MY BOY'S THE SUN KING, Y'ALL!
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Early: HA HA! NATURE'S
MYSTERIES, BABY!
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[ LAUGHING ]
SHE THINKS IT WAS DONE WITH
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MAGIC, AND I DONE IT WITH MY
HANDS!
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Rusty: SEE? LOOK AT HIM.
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HE'S JUST CARRYING ON LIKE HE'S
TALKING TO SOMEBODY.
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Sheriff: OH, RUSTY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HE'S JUST FLIRTING.
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LET'S GO HIT THE BANK NOW.
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Early: YEAH! LET'S TAKE THAT
BANK DOWN!
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Sheriff: THE BANK?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
HELL, THAT'S A FOOL'S ERRAND.
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YOUR DADDY AIN'T GOT NO MONEY IN
THAT BANK.
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Early: WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKES LIKE THE LAST
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TIME, THOUGH.
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I DON'T PLAN TO.
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I'M GONNA WEAR A MASK THIS TIME
AND NOT YELL OUT MY NAME SO
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MUCH.
GAGA-PEPAP!
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Early: EARLY CUYLER, BABY!
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WHOO!
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, DOWN ON
THE FLOOR!
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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS HERE
FLOATING PANTYHOSE.
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I CAN'T GET THROUGH THIS
VAULT, BOY.
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MY PANTYHOSE IS STUCK.
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Early: WELL, TAKE IT OFF,
THEN.
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HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH
WALLS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
I GOT THE MONEY.
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THE MONEY'S HARD.
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Early: HARD STUFF DON'T GO
THROUGH WALLS!
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I CAN'T GET THE MONEY.
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Early: GIVE ME THAT DAMN GUN.
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Rusty: NO, NO, DADDY, NO!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
NO, DADDY!
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NO, DADDY!
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Early: I'M GOING IN THERE AND
GETTING THE MONEYS.
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[ THUDDING ]
DAMN IT!
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I CAN'T GET THE MONEYS!
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I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
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HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH THE
WALL.
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Early: WELL, THEN WE GONNA...
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KILL THE MONEYS.
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MAKE ME SOME GHOST MONEYS.
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THEN IT'LL GO THROUGH THE WALLS.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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DO THAT.
[ CLANKING ]
Early: DAMN IT!
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THE GUN WON'T COME THROUGH!
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HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH
THE WALL.
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KILL THE GUN.
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MAKE IT A GHOST GUN!
HERE.
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Early: DIE, GUN!
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DIE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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WHAT ABOUT THE BOY?
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Rusty: ...3, 4.
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
OH, DANG IT!
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Early: THE BOY'S HARD.
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HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH
WALLS, DUMBASS.
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RUSTY OUGHT TO SWALLOW THE DEAD
GUN GHOST, THEN HE SHOOTS THE
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MONEY, THEN WE SHOOT HIM...
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MAKE HIM A GHOST GUN.
MONEY!
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THEN HOW WE GONNA SPEND GHOST
MONEY?
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Early: WE'LL KILL THE DAMN
STORES!
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USE YOUR HEAD, OLD MAN!
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Rusty: WHY, DADDY?!
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WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!
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Early: 'CAUSE I WANT THE
MONEY!
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HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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SEE ALL THEM BRAINS ON THE WALL?
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Early: IS THAT WHAT THAT IS?
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THEM'S YOURS.
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Rusty: NO, DADDY, YOU SHOT
YOUR DAMN BRAINS OUT!
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Early: WHAT THE...?
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NO!
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I'VE BEEN SHOT!
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[ MONITORS BEEPING ]
Granny: OH.
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OH, MY POOR BABY.
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THE SHOE'S ON THE OTHER FOOT
NOW, AIN'T IT, BITCH?
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LEAVE ME IN A BURNING HOUSE,
WILL YOU, BOY?
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[ FLATLINE ]
OH! OH, RUSTY!
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OH, THIS IS SO SAD.
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
BUT YOUR DADDY'S MADE HIS WISHES
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CLEAR TO ME.
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HE SAID, "PULL THE PLUG, PLEASE."
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LIVING A LIFE LIKE A FRUIT AIN'T
NO LIFE AT ALL.
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Rusty: IT'S VEGETABLE,
GRANNY.
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Granny: YEAH, THOSE PEOPLE
SHOULD DIE,TOO.
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Lil: I CALL THE TRUCK!
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OTHER TRUCK, THEN!
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Granny: COME ON, RUSTY.
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LET'S LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE
ON THIS MOTHER FUCKER
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Rusty: OH, I CAN'T LET YOU DO
THAT, GRANNY.
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Lil: STEP AWAY FROM THE PLUG,
BOY.
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Rusty: NO.
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I'LL STAY HERE ALL NIGHT IF I
GOT TO.
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YOU CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT
ONCE.
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Granny: YOU EVER HEAR OF A
ROLLING BROWNOUT?
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Lil: SOME OF THESE OLD FUSES,
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE JUST
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GONNA POP.
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Rusty: NO. NO. NO.
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THAT YOUNG'UN's GOT A LOT OF
LOVE FOR YOU.
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HE FOREGO AND FORGET HIM.
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IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE A SON
LIKE THAT IN YOUR CORNER.
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Rusty: I'D DIE BEFORE YOU
KILL MY DADDY.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
Early: I GUESS.
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I COULD TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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YEAH. ME TOO.
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WELL, I GOT TO GET.
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RED JESUS OVER THERE SAYS IT'S
TIME TO RIDE UP TO HEAVEN ON A
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TRAIN OF ANGELS.
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OH, NO, I'M SORRY.
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I ACTUALLY SAID A TRAIN OF
DILDOS.
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IT WAS DILDOS.
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GRAB A SEAT.
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THESE SEATS ARE POINTY AND
PURPLE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I DIDN'T KNOW HEAVEN WAS
DOWNWARD.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
Granny: HE GONNA BE IN A
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DIAPER IF HE EVER WAKES UP.
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WHO WANTS TO DEAL WITH THAT?
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I WANT THINGS IN MY LIFE, TOO.
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I WANT THAT BOAT.
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Early: YOU AIN'T HAVING THAT
BOAT!
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HELL, NO! THE BOAT IS MINE!
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Granny: HE DON'T EVEN USE IT.
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Early: THAT SUMBITCHIN' BOAT
IS MINE!
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Granny: HE JUST DRIVES IT
AROUND FOR SHOW.
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Early: AW, HELL, SHE CAN'T
HEAR ME.
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Granny: IT'S A SHOW BOAT.
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Early: BOAT IS MINE, I SAID!
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Granny: YEAH, THE BOAT WILL
BE MINE.
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Early: BOAT...MINE.
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Rusty: DADDY? DADDY?
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DADDY!
HE'S ALIVE!
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Early: BOAT...MINE.
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Granny: UH-OH.
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[ GRUNTING ]
FUNNY HOW YOU FINALLY GOT A
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RAMP WHEN I GOT THESE NEW HIPS
PUT IN.
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AAH!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
I KNOW -- "SHUT UP, BITCH."
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[ BONES CRACKING ]
Rusty: YEAH, WE GOT HIT WITH
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A LOT OF MEDICAL BILLS SINCE THE
SHOOTING.
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I THINK HE'S FINALLY READY TO
LET THESE GO.
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Sheriff: UM, THESE AREN'T
QUITE MINT CONDITION.
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Rusty: YEAH, I RECKON WE
COULD KNOCK A FEW BUCKS OFF THAT
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INITIAL --
[ BELL DINGING ]
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OH, I MEAN, WE MEAN TO STICK
WITH THAT ORIGINAL PRICE WE
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ALREADY TALKED ABOUT.
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Sheriff: WELL, I'M SORRY.
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I JUST CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
Rusty: SEE, DADDY'S SAYING
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THAT ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
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Sheriff: WELL, I HAVEN'T
GIVEN Y'ALL ANY MONEY YET.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
Rusty: WELL, DADDY SAYS GO
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AHEAD AND GIVE US THE MONEY.
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Sheriff: I'LL DO IT, BUT I
FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING RIPPED
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OFF.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
Rusty: DADDY SAYS THANKS AND
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LEAVE THE BAG.
THE BAG'S HIS.
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Sheriff: WHAT?
[ BELL DINGS ]
Rusty: DADDY, I CAN'T SAY
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THAT.
OH, COME ON, DADDY.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
DADDY SAYS, GET YOUR PIG ASS OFF
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HIS LAND.
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[ BELL DINGING ]
Sheriff: [ COUGHING ]
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HE'S A WILD ONE, AIN'T HE?
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