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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,125 --> 00:00:05,209 [ STATIC ] [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:05,292 --> 00:00:08,709 WHOO! 3 00:00:08,792 --> 00:00:13,709 ♪ YEAH, ALL MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND BURIED ♪ 4 00:00:13,792 --> 00:00:18,959 ♪ SOMETIMES WE WISH THE SUN WOULD JUST EXPLODE ♪ 5 00:00:19,042 --> 00:00:24,209 ♪ AND WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS US TO HIS KINGDOM ♪ 6 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:27,417 ♪ YEAH, WE'LL TAKE YOU SONS OF BITCHES WHEN WE GO ♪ 7 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,209 Rusty: MY TURN. 8 00:00:29,292 --> 00:00:30,042 Early: HELL NO. 9 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:31,500 Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT THING! 10 00:00:31,584 --> 00:00:33,709 Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM! 11 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:37,209 Early: HEY, GAGA-PEPAP. 12 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:38,834 IT'S US. 13 00:00:38,918 --> 00:00:43,417 WE HEAR, JUST LIKE EVERY SUNDAY SINCE YOU PASSED, TO PAY OUR 14 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,584 DISRESPECT AND DISREGARD! 15 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,542 WHAT'S THAT, YOU SAY? 16 00:00:47,626 --> 00:00:48,584 YOU IGNORING ME? 17 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:50,626 WELL, THEN, I IGNORE YOU, TOO! 18 00:00:55,709 --> 00:00:57,626 Rusty: WELL, I MISS YOU, GAGA, AND I HOPE YOU UP IN 19 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:58,125 HEAVEN. 20 00:00:58,209 --> 00:00:59,250 Early: NO, NO, NO! 21 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:00,167 LIL, HIT THE MUSIC. 22 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:02,042 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] COME ON, EVERYBODY! 23 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:04,334 WHOO! DANCE ON YOUR GRANDPAPPY'S GRAVE! 24 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:05,709 IT'S WHAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED! 25 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:07,334 SO, DAMN IT, DO IT! 26 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:08,584 Granny: OOH, YEAH. 27 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,542 Early: WHOO! 28 00:01:10,626 --> 00:01:11,626 Rusty: WHEN DOES THE MOURNING PERIOD END, ANYWAY? 29 00:01:11,709 --> 00:01:14,209 Early: WHEN THE HURT IS GONE! 30 00:01:14,292 --> 00:01:15,417 PASS ME THE WHOLE MILK. 31 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,209 I'M GONNA DROP ME A BIG OL' THROAT OYSTER RIGHT HERE ON THE 32 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:19,042 WORD "BELOVED"! 33 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:22,459 [ SPITS ] DAMN YOU, GENERIC HEADSTONE 34 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:23,417 TEMPLATE! 35 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,792 [ SPITS ] HELL, YOU LUCKY WE COULDN'T 36 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:25,834 AFFORD TO WRITE HOW WE ACTUALLY FELT. 37 00:01:25,918 --> 00:01:31,751 [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ] [ SOBBING ] 38 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:34,334 [ SNIFFLES ] ALL THAT SUMBITCH LEFT ME WAS A 39 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:36,709 BUNCH OF DAMN TEENY-WEENY BEANSIE-WEANSIES! 40 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,667 [ SNIFFLES ] DIDN'T HE KNOW?! 41 00:01:38,751 --> 00:01:42,375 ALWAYS KEEP THREE MONTHS' SALARY IN A DAMN BANK! 42 00:01:42,459 --> 00:01:44,250 [ SOBBING ] Rusty: DADDY, I KNOW YOU'RE 43 00:01:44,334 --> 00:01:46,542 UPSET, BUT I FOUND A BUYER FOR THESE ON THE INTERNET. 44 00:01:46,626 --> 00:01:48,626 Sheriff: AND YOU GOT SPUNKY DUCK AND PUFFY PENGUIN, 45 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:49,167 RIGHT? 46 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,375 WITH ALL TAGS STILL ON? 47 00:01:50,459 --> 00:01:52,918 Early: IF YOU EVER GET THIS PENGUIN, IT'LL BE SOAKED IN MY 48 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:53,751 BLOOD! 49 00:01:53,834 --> 00:01:55,375 'CAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FOR IT! 50 00:01:55,459 --> 00:01:57,334 [ SOBBING ] Sheriff: BLOOD STAINS? 51 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,417 HMM. WELL, THAT WOULDN'T BE MINT CONDITION, THEN, WOULD IT? 52 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,209 Rusty: NO, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT DADDY. 53 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:03,250 HE JUST... 54 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:04,959 Early: I AIN'T LETTING THEM GO! 55 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:08,792 THEY ALL I GOT LEFT OF HIS NONRECIPROFYING, EMOTIONALLY 56 00:02:08,876 --> 00:02:10,500 UNAVAILABLE FAT ASS! 57 00:02:10,584 --> 00:02:12,542 [ SOBBING ] Sheriff: THIS DEAL AIN'T 58 00:02:12,626 --> 00:02:13,667 HAPPENING TODAY, IS IT? 59 00:02:13,751 --> 00:02:15,792 Rusty: SOME DAYS ARE BAD. 60 00:02:15,876 --> 00:02:18,834 I JUST GOT TO FINESSE HIM A LITTLE BIT. 61 00:02:18,918 --> 00:02:21,667 YOU WANT TO INVEST, I MEAN, WHY NOT BUY REAL ESTATE? 62 00:02:21,751 --> 00:02:23,292 THEY AIN'T MAKING NO MORE LAND. 63 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,375 Sheriff: AND THEY AIN'T MAKING NO MORE OF THESE 64 00:02:25,459 --> 00:02:26,751 TEENY-WEENY BEANSIE-WEANSIES, EITHER, DENNY. 65 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:29,542 COMPANY'S OUT OF BUSINESS. 66 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:32,667 OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! 67 00:02:32,751 --> 00:02:36,667 OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH. 68 00:02:36,751 --> 00:02:39,417 Early: DAMN IT, GRANNY, WILL YOU STOP WITH THE DREAMS OF 69 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,500 GETTING FINGER-BANGED BY OLD TERRY BRADSHAW AND HOOPER. 70 00:02:42,584 --> 00:02:44,667 IT'S ME, SON -- GAGA PEPAP. 71 00:02:44,751 --> 00:02:46,542 Early: GAGA PEPAP? 72 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:48,292 DADDY? 73 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,417 [ GRUNTING ] WHAT THE HELL?! 74 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,709 YOU SOME SORT OF JEDI MASTER NOW?! 75 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:54,375 NO, SON, I'M A GHOST. 76 00:02:54,459 --> 00:02:57,542 THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN MAKING THEM "OOHs" BACK THERE. 77 00:02:57,626 --> 00:02:58,959 I COME BACK HERE TO MAKE AMENDS. 78 00:02:59,042 --> 00:03:01,834 Early: ONLY AMENDS I'M MAKING IS MENDING THIS FENCE BETWIXT 79 00:03:01,918 --> 00:03:05,292 US -- THICKIFYING IT TO KEEP YOU OUT OF MY SUMBITCHIN' DREAMS. 80 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,918 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. 81 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,876 I DONE BUILT A WALL ON TOP OF THE FENCE TO BLOCK OUT YOUR 82 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,375 BRAIN MIND, SO I IGNORED YOU FIRST. 83 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:14,834 Early: WELL, I DONE CUT A WINDOW IN THAT WALL SO YOU CAN 84 00:03:14,918 --> 00:03:17,375 SEE PRE-IGNORING YOU BEFORE YOU PRE-IGNORIFY ME, SO THERE 85 00:03:17,459 --> 00:03:18,000 YOU GO. 86 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:19,667 I GUESS I DESERVE THAT. 87 00:03:19,751 --> 00:03:22,000 Early: YOU DESERVE THAT AND THEN SOME! 88 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:22,834 WHOA, NOW. 89 00:03:22,918 --> 00:03:24,709 I DON'T DESERVE THE "THEN SOME" PART. 90 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,209 Early: HERE'S A QUARTER. 91 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:30,792 GO BACK TO 1995 WHEN PAY PHONES EXIST AND CALL SOMEBODY IN 1995 92 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:32,459 WHO GIVES A DAMN! 93 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:33,250 GIVE ME SOME MORE MONEYS. 94 00:03:33,334 --> 00:03:35,834 PAY PHONES WERE 35 CENTS BACK THEN. 95 00:03:35,918 --> 00:03:38,417 Early: WELL, HERE'S YOU ANOTHER DIME, THEN. 96 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,542 I GOT YOU AGAIN. 97 00:03:39,626 --> 00:03:40,667 I GOT YOUR 35 CENTS NOW. 98 00:03:40,751 --> 00:03:44,083 Early: I GOT YOU AGAIN, 'CAUSE I DON'T RECOGNIZE NO 99 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:47,292 AMERICAN MONEYS, NOT WHILE WE GOT A KENYAN IN OFFICE. 100 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:48,876 GIVE ME SOME MORE MONEYS. 101 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:51,667 NOW I GOT TO CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES IN 1995, LONG DISTANCE IN 102 00:03:51,751 --> 00:03:53,417 ANOTHER COUNTRY, WHO CARES. 103 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,959 Early: WELL, I'D LOVE TO, BUT ALL I GOT TO MY NAME IS A BUNCH 104 00:03:57,042 --> 00:03:58,459 OF STUFFED-ASS ZOO CRITTERS! 105 00:03:58,542 --> 00:03:59,751 Rusty: DADDY, WHO YOU TALKING TO? 106 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,042 Early: SHUT UP! HE'S TALKING! 107 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,375 CONTINUE. 108 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,584 HOLD ON TO THOSE, NOW. 109 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:06,417 THAT'S GONNA PROVIDE Y'ALL WITH FINANCIAL STERILITY. 110 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,876 Early: NOT WHEN THEY ON FIRE THEY DON'T! 111 00:04:07,959 --> 00:04:10,417 Rusty: WHOA, DADDY, HOLD UP! 112 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,125 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Early: MAKING MY DAMN POINT! 113 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,751 Rusty: WE HAD A BUYER FOR THOSE. 114 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,292 Early: THEM WAS MY DADDY'S. 115 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:17,334 [ SNIFFLES ] AND NOW...THEY'RE MINE! 116 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:19,834 Rusty: DADDY, GAGA-PEPAP IS GONE. 117 00:04:19,918 --> 00:04:21,292 Early: WELL, I'M GLAD! 118 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:25,000 'CAUSE I DON'T NEVER NEED HIM IN MY DAMN LIFE NO MORE, NOT NEVER, 119 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:26,042 EVER, NEVER AGAIN! 120 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:28,500 Rusty: WITH ALL THEM DOUBLE-NEGATIVES, YOU ACTUALLY 121 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:32,000 JUST SAID YOU NEED HIM IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER AGAIN. 122 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:34,834 Early: [ SOBBING ] SO I DID. 123 00:04:34,918 --> 00:04:37,792 FREUD, YOU MAGICAL SON OF A BITCH! 124 00:04:37,876 --> 00:04:42,000 SON, LET'S GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE FIRE AND TALK A SPELL. 125 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:45,000 Early: DADDY, WHAT'S HEAVEN LIKE? 126 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,417 WHAT'S WHAT NOW? 127 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:47,626 Early: HEAVEN? 128 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:49,584 YOU KNOW, THE CARROT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW THAT KEEPS ME 129 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,459 FROM MURDERING EVERY DAMN THING IN MY SIGHT. 130 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:55,500 MAYBE THEY'LL SEND THAT TRAIN OF ANGELS FOR MY SOUL SOMEDAY. 131 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:56,667 I'M JUST WAITING. 132 00:04:56,751 --> 00:05:00,334 THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO DO RIGHT BY GOD WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE. 133 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:01,751 Granny: I THINK SOMEBODY'S SMOKING. 134 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,000 Rusty: SOMEBODY OUGHT TO GET GRANNY OUT OF THERE, RIGHT? 135 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:04,792 Granny: WHO PUT THIS BAR ACROSS THE DOOR? Early: IT'S HER TIME. 136 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,834 IT AIN'T A SURPRISE, BUT IT STILL AIN'T EASY. 137 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:09,709 Granny: I'M ALIVE! Early: HEY, LET'S US DO US SOME CRIMES. 138 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:12,667 THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 139 00:05:12,751 --> 00:05:14,042 Rusty: DADDY, WHO YOU TALKING TO? 140 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,500 Early: SHUT UP! HE'S TALKING. 141 00:05:15,584 --> 00:05:16,834 Granny: WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?! 142 00:05:16,918 --> 00:05:18,375 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 143 00:05:18,459 --> 00:05:21,167 THESE HAPPENINGS, THEY'RE BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION. 144 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,250 Early: IT'S NATURE'S MYSTERIES ACTING OUT, I RECKON. 145 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:27,667 [ CASH REGISTER BELL DINGS ] WHAT IS THIS?! 146 00:05:27,751 --> 00:05:30,584 I SHALL ISSUE A PLAGUE UPONST YOUR PEOPLE! 147 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:31,709 I CAN'T PLAGUE NOBODY. 148 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:33,792 I ONLY DO INVISIBLE STUFF. 149 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,459 Early: AW, DAMN IT. 150 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:36,876 THEN... 151 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:39,000 SNUFF DISPLAY -- TO THE FLOOR WITH YOU! 152 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:40,709 UNH. 153 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:41,834 Early: YEAH! 154 00:05:41,918 --> 00:05:43,417 I AM THE SUN KING! 155 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,459 WHOO! 156 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:46,250 SUN KING? I THOUGHT THIS WAS NATURE'S MYSTERIES? 157 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:48,667 Early: NATURE'S MYSTERIES, WHAP HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD! 158 00:05:48,751 --> 00:05:49,542 OHH! 159 00:05:49,626 --> 00:05:50,918 THE UNEXPLAINED. 160 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:53,667 AAH! 161 00:05:53,751 --> 00:05:54,876 NATURE'S MYSTERIES. 162 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,626 Early: LET ME DO IT NOW. 163 00:05:56,709 --> 00:05:57,334 I AM THE SUN KING! WHOO! 164 00:05:57,417 --> 00:05:59,626 MY BOY'S THE SUN KING, Y'ALL! 165 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:02,000 Early: HA HA! NATURE'S MYSTERIES, BABY! 166 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,876 [ LAUGHING ] SHE THINKS IT WAS DONE WITH 167 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:04,709 MAGIC, AND I DONE IT WITH MY HANDS! 168 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:06,709 Rusty: SEE? LOOK AT HIM. 169 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:09,000 HE'S JUST CARRYING ON LIKE HE'S TALKING TO SOMEBODY. 170 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,000 Sheriff: OH, RUSTY. [ CHUCKLES ] HE'S JUST FLIRTING. 171 00:06:10,959 --> 00:06:12,250 LET'S GO HIT THE BANK NOW. 172 00:06:12,334 --> 00:06:15,542 Early: YEAH! LET'S TAKE THAT BANK DOWN! 173 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:16,918 Sheriff: THE BANK? 174 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,792 [ CHUCKLES ] HELL, THAT'S A FOOL'S ERRAND. 175 00:06:19,876 --> 00:06:21,751 YOUR DADDY AIN'T GOT NO MONEY IN THAT BANK. 176 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:23,751 Early: WE AIN'T GONNA MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES LIKE THE LAST 177 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,209 TIME, THOUGH. 178 00:06:25,292 --> 00:06:26,375 I DON'T PLAN TO. 179 00:06:26,459 --> 00:06:29,042 I'M GONNA WEAR A MASK THIS TIME AND NOT YELL OUT MY NAME SO 180 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:29,751 MUCH. GAGA-PEPAP! 181 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,751 Early: EARLY CUYLER, BABY! 182 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:33,584 WHOO! 183 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,459 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, DOWN ON THE FLOOR! 184 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,042 PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS HERE FLOATING PANTYHOSE. 185 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:39,959 I CAN'T GET THROUGH THIS VAULT, BOY. 186 00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:40,959 MY PANTYHOSE IS STUCK. 187 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:42,042 Early: WELL, TAKE IT OFF, THEN. 188 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:44,542 HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH WALLS. 189 00:06:44,626 --> 00:06:47,792 [ GRUNTS ] I GOT THE MONEY. 190 00:06:47,876 --> 00:06:48,709 THE MONEY'S HARD. 191 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:51,584 Early: HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH WALLS! 192 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:52,709 I CAN'T GET THE MONEY. 193 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:53,334 Early: GIVE ME THAT DAMN GUN. 194 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:54,918 Rusty: NO, NO, DADDY, NO! 195 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,584 [ GUNSHOT ] NO, DADDY! 196 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:57,667 NO, DADDY! 197 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,000 Early: I'M GOING IN THERE AND GETTING THE MONEYS. 198 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,459 [ THUDDING ] DAMN IT! 199 00:07:02,542 --> 00:07:04,500 I CAN'T GET THE MONEYS! 200 00:07:04,584 --> 00:07:05,542 I TRIED TO TELL YOU. 201 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,584 HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH THE WALL. 202 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:08,667 Early: WELL, THEN WE GONNA... 203 00:07:08,751 --> 00:07:09,792 KILL THE MONEYS. 204 00:07:09,876 --> 00:07:10,959 MAKE ME SOME GHOST MONEYS. 205 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,584 THEN IT'LL GO THROUGH THE WALLS. 206 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:13,626 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 207 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:14,334 DO THAT. [ CLANKING ] Early: DAMN IT! 208 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,250 THE GUN WON'T COME THROUGH! 209 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:18,667 HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH THE WALL. 210 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:20,542 KILL THE GUN. 211 00:07:20,626 --> 00:07:21,542 MAKE IT A GHOST GUN! HERE. 212 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:24,626 Early: DIE, GUN! 213 00:07:24,709 --> 00:07:27,500 DIE, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 214 00:07:27,584 --> 00:07:27,959 WHAT ABOUT THE BOY? 215 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:29,876 Rusty: ...3, 4. 216 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:31,542 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] OH, DANG IT! 217 00:07:31,626 --> 00:07:32,459 Early: THE BOY'S HARD. 218 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:34,667 HARD STUFF DON'T GO THROUGH WALLS, DUMBASS. 219 00:07:34,751 --> 00:07:36,876 RUSTY OUGHT TO SWALLOW THE DEAD GUN GHOST, THEN HE SHOOTS THE 220 00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:40,000 MONEY, THEN WE SHOOT HIM... 221 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:40,751 MAKE HIM A GHOST GUN. MONEY! 222 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:43,167 THEN HOW WE GONNA SPEND GHOST MONEY? 223 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,834 Early: WE'LL KILL THE DAMN STORES! 224 00:07:45,918 --> 00:07:47,000 USE YOUR HEAD, OLD MAN! 225 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,125 Rusty: WHY, DADDY?! 226 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:49,000 WHY'D YOU DO THAT?! 227 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,834 Early: 'CAUSE I WANT THE MONEY! 228 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:51,542 HE CAN'T HEAR YOU. 229 00:07:51,626 --> 00:07:53,792 SEE ALL THEM BRAINS ON THE WALL? 230 00:07:53,876 --> 00:07:55,209 Early: IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? 231 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:56,250 THEM'S YOURS. 232 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:59,626 Rusty: NO, DADDY, YOU SHOT YOUR DAMN BRAINS OUT! 233 00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:00,667 Early: WHAT THE...? 234 00:08:00,751 --> 00:08:01,626 NO! 235 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:03,709 I'VE BEEN SHOT! 236 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:07,918 [ MONITORS BEEPING ] Granny: OH. 237 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,167 OH, MY POOR BABY. 238 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:13,918 THE SHOE'S ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, AIN'T IT, BITCH? 239 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 LEAVE ME IN A BURNING HOUSE, WILL YOU, BOY? 240 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:20,834 [ FLATLINE ] OH! OH, RUSTY! 241 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,000 OH, THIS IS SO SAD. 242 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:25,250 [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] BUT YOUR DADDY'S MADE HIS WISHES 243 00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:25,959 CLEAR TO ME. 244 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:28,709 HE SAID, "PULL THE PLUG, PLEASE." 245 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:32,667 LIVING A LIFE LIKE A FRUIT AIN'T NO LIFE AT ALL. 246 00:08:32,751 --> 00:08:33,584 Rusty: IT'S VEGETABLE, GRANNY. 247 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:36,542 Granny: YEAH, THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD DIE,TOO. 248 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:37,667 Lil: I CALL THE TRUCK! 249 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:38,542 OTHER TRUCK, THEN! 250 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:39,667 Granny: COME ON, RUSTY. 251 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:42,417 LET'S LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE ON THIS MOTHER FUCKER 252 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,375 Rusty: OH, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, GRANNY. 253 00:08:44,459 --> 00:08:46,792 Lil: STEP AWAY FROM THE PLUG, BOY. 254 00:08:46,876 --> 00:08:47,626 Rusty: NO. 255 00:08:47,709 --> 00:08:49,167 I'LL STAY HERE ALL NIGHT IF I GOT TO. 256 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:51,751 YOU CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE. 257 00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:53,918 Granny: YOU EVER HEAR OF A ROLLING BROWNOUT? 258 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,792 Lil: SOME OF THESE OLD FUSES, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE JUST 259 00:08:56,876 --> 00:08:58,209 GONNA POP. 260 00:08:58,292 --> 00:09:00,584 Rusty: NO. NO. NO. 261 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:03,209 THAT YOUNG'UN's GOT A LOT OF LOVE FOR YOU. 262 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,292 HE FOREGO AND FORGET HIM. 263 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,417 IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE A SON LIKE THAT IN YOUR CORNER. 264 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:10,083 Rusty: I'D DIE BEFORE YOU KILL MY DADDY. 265 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:11,876 [ GUN COCKS ] Early: I GUESS. 266 00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:13,083 I COULD TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 267 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:14,334 YEAH. ME TOO. 268 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:15,500 WELL, I GOT TO GET. 269 00:09:15,584 --> 00:09:18,876 RED JESUS OVER THERE SAYS IT'S TIME TO RIDE UP TO HEAVEN ON A 270 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,834 TRAIN OF ANGELS. 271 00:09:20,918 --> 00:09:21,959 OH, NO, I'M SORRY. 272 00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,876 I ACTUALLY SAID A TRAIN OF DILDOS. 273 00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:25,292 IT WAS DILDOS. 274 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:26,626 GRAB A SEAT. 275 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:29,083 THESE SEATS ARE POINTY AND PURPLE. 276 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:29,792 WAIT A MINUTE. 277 00:09:29,876 --> 00:09:31,626 I DIDN'T KNOW HEAVEN WAS DOWNWARD. 278 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:35,292 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] Granny: HE GONNA BE IN A 279 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,125 DIAPER IF HE EVER WAKES UP. 280 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,792 WHO WANTS TO DEAL WITH THAT? 281 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:40,918 I WANT THINGS IN MY LIFE, TOO. 282 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,918 I WANT THAT BOAT. 283 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,626 Early: YOU AIN'T HAVING THAT BOAT! 284 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:44,751 HELL, NO! THE BOAT IS MINE! 285 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:45,876 Granny: HE DON'T EVEN USE IT. 286 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:46,792 Early: THAT SUMBITCHIN' BOAT IS MINE! 287 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:49,083 Granny: HE JUST DRIVES IT AROUND FOR SHOW. 288 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:50,292 Early: AW, HELL, SHE CAN'T HEAR ME. 289 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:51,292 Granny: IT'S A SHOW BOAT. 290 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:52,584 Early: BOAT IS MINE, I SAID! 291 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:53,125 Granny: YEAH, THE BOAT WILL BE MINE. 292 00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:56,125 Early: BOAT...MINE. 293 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:57,250 Rusty: DADDY? DADDY? 294 00:09:57,334 --> 00:09:57,792 DADDY! HE'S ALIVE! 295 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:00,792 Early: BOAT...MINE. 296 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:03,083 Granny: UH-OH. 297 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:06,584 [ GRUNTING ] FUNNY HOW YOU FINALLY GOT A 298 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,751 RAMP WHEN I GOT THESE NEW HIPS PUT IN. 299 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:11,209 AAH! 300 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:14,000 [ BELL DINGS ] I KNOW -- "SHUT UP, BITCH." 301 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,709 [ BONES CRACKING ] Rusty: YEAH, WE GOT HIT WITH 302 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:18,626 A LOT OF MEDICAL BILLS SINCE THE SHOOTING. 303 00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:21,042 I THINK HE'S FINALLY READY TO LET THESE GO. 304 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,626 Sheriff: UM, THESE AREN'T QUITE MINT CONDITION. 305 00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:26,167 Rusty: YEAH, I RECKON WE COULD KNOCK A FEW BUCKS OFF THAT 306 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,876 INITIAL -- [ BELL DINGING ] 307 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:30,167 OH, I MEAN, WE MEAN TO STICK WITH THAT ORIGINAL PRICE WE 308 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:30,792 ALREADY TALKED ABOUT. 309 00:10:30,876 --> 00:10:32,292 Sheriff: WELL, I'M SORRY. 310 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,167 I JUST CAN'T ACCEPT THIS. 311 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,959 [ BELL DINGS ] Rusty: SEE, DADDY'S SAYING 312 00:10:36,042 --> 00:10:37,000 THAT ALL SALES ARE FINAL. 313 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,459 Sheriff: WELL, I HAVEN'T GIVEN Y'ALL ANY MONEY YET. 314 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:41,334 [ BELL DINGS ] Rusty: WELL, DADDY SAYS GO 315 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:44,125 AHEAD AND GIVE US THE MONEY. 316 00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:47,083 Sheriff: I'LL DO IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING RIPPED 317 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:48,000 OFF. 318 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:49,834 [ BELL DINGS ] Rusty: DADDY SAYS THANKS AND 319 00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:50,250 LEAVE THE BAG. THE BAG'S HIS. 320 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:51,834 Sheriff: WHAT? [ BELL DINGS ] Rusty: DADDY, I CAN'T SAY 321 00:10:52,876 --> 00:10:53,292 THAT. OH, COME ON, DADDY. 322 00:10:54,292 --> 00:10:56,792 [ BELL DINGS ] DADDY SAYS, GET YOUR PIG ASS OFF 323 00:10:56,876 --> 00:10:57,667 HIS LAND. 324 00:10:57,751 --> 00:11:00,417 [ BELL DINGING ] Sheriff: [ COUGHING ] 325 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,292 HE'S A WILD ONE, AIN'T HE? 23484

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