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[ STATIC ]
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[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
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BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
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JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ INSIDE THE MATCHSTICKS BOX
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IS A TOKEN ♪
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♪ OF ALL THAT WE HELD AND
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USED TO KNOW ♪
>> Rusty: MY TURN.
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>> Early: HELL NO.
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>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
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THING!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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[ SIREN WAILS, RADIO CHATTER ]
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>> HE COME UP AND HE GOT ALL THE
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MONEY OUT OF THE REGISTER.
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THEN HE GAVE IT BACK TO ME AND
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DEMANDED I MAKE CHANGE.
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>> I WANT CHANGE FOR THIS NOW!
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>> Sheriff: HMM.
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>> HE WANTED ALL THE MONEY IN
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SMALL UNMARKED COINS.
THEN HE SAT DOWN AND ROLLED THEM
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COIN ROLLS AND SAID HE WANTED
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BILLS BACK FOR IT.
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>> TAKE THIS AND GIVE ME BILLS!
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>> Sheriff: HE'S LAUNDERING THE
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MONEY.
GO ON, BOYD.
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>> THEN HE SAID, "DON'T YOU CALL
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THE POLICE," THAT HE'D BE
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WATCHING ME.
AND HE PULLED OUT A FOLDING
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CHAIR AND SAT DOWN AND STARTED
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WATCHING ME.
>> Sheriff: I SEE.
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>> FOR LIKE TWO HOURS HE'S
WATCHING ME.
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UM...
>> Sheriff: AND THIS IS YOU
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WAKING HIM UP ON THE TAPE HERE,
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RIGHT?
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>> WHAT?WHAT IS IT?
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WHO IS IT?
>> YES, SIR.
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THEN HE ASKED ME IF HE COULD
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STAY HERE, AND I SAID NO, THAT
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THIS WAS A PLACE OF BUSINESS.
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SO HE GIVE UP ALL THE MONEY AND
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LEFT.
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>> Sheriff: HMM.
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THIS HERE?
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THIS IS AN M.O. WE HAVE SEEN
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BEFORE.
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>> ARE YOU SAYING...?
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>> Sheriff: YEP.
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WE GOT US A WANTED FUGITIVE BACK
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IN TOWN.
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> HEY, SON.
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>> Early: WHATCHU DOING HERE?
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I DON'T
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NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AROUND
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HERE NO MORE.
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>> I RECKONED WE COULD TALK.
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>> Early: YOU CAN TALK ALL THE
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HELL YOU WANT, BUT I AIN'T
A-LISTENING.
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HELL NO!
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>> IF YOU AIN'T LISTENING, I'M
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NOT TALKIN'.
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>> Early: WELL, I GUESS WE GONNA
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BE STANDING HERE FOR QUITE
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AWHILE.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
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I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
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I AIN'T LISTENING TO YOU NOW.
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>> Early: OH, TRYING TO FLIP IT
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ON ME NOW, HUH?
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FINE, COME ON IN.
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SO I CAN SHOW YOUR ASS THE EXIT
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DOOR!
NOW GET ON OUTTA HERE.
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>> I GUESS I'LL BE ON MY WAY,
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THEN.
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>> Early: WELL, THAT SOUNDS
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GOODER THAN HELL TO ME!
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>> LET THIS CANCER I HAVE RUN
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THROUGH MY VEINS AND TAKE ME
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OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOR GOOD.
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>> Early: HELL, I WISH IT COULD
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HAPPEN RIGHT NOW SO I COULD
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WATCH IT, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
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I'M A BUSY MAN.
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SO, IF YOU EXCUSE ME.
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>> GO ON AND WATCH YOUR STORIES
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AND DON'T LET ME BOTHER YOU,
'CAUSE I'M LEAVING.
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>> Early: GO ON!
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DO WHAT YOU SAID, 'CAUSE I'M
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BUSY AS HELL WITH MY TELEVISION
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SET.
>> WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS GIFT
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BY THE STOOP.
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>> Early: NOW, WAIT NOW.
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DON'T BE GOIN' SO FAST FOR A
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SECOND, NOW.
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WHAT'S THAT THERE GIFT YOU
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MENTIONIN'?
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>> I ALWAYS KNEW THAT YOU WERE
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HAVING TOOTH PROBLEMS.
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SO I GOT YOU SOME BRACES.
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I JUST HOPE IT AIN'T TOO LATE.
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>> Early: HELL, GRAVE ROBBIN'
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AGAIN.
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YOU AIN'T CHANGED A BIT.
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>> I HAVE CHANGED, SON.
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I GUESS YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT
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'CAUSE I SHOT YOUR EYES UP SO
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BAD WITH YOUR BB GUN WHEN YOU
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WAS REAL YOUNG.
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>> Early: DON'T BE BRINGING UP
GOOD MEMORIES TO TRY TO GET ON
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WITH ME.
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I'M OVER IT, WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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BUT YOU SEE THAT FRAIL, OLD
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WOMAN OUT THERE?
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>> Granny: I SAID THE 3/4 SOCKET
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NOT THE 3/8.
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Early: YOU 'BOUT BROKE HER
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DAMN HEART.
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HELL, SHE CAN'T RE-LUBE NO
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EMOTIONS -- NOT LIKE SHE CAN
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RE-LUBE MY CHASSIS.
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>> SOO-WEE!
>> Granny: I'M READY, HUH.
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>> GET ON OVER HERE!
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>> Granny: I'M COMING.
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I'M A-COMING.
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AW, YOU?
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YOU FILTHY RAT!
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YOU USED ME AND LEFT ME TO RAISE
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CHILDREN ON MY OWN, AND THEN YOU
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RUN OUT WITH SOME FLOOZY.
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AND THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST.
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I CAN CHANGE YOU.
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LET'S DEAL WITH THE OBVIOUS
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PHYSICAL ATTRACTION RIGHT NOW
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AND SORT OUT ALL THE DETAILS AT
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A LATER DATE MORE CONVENIENT TO
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YOU.
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[ BED SPRINGS SQUEAKING ]
>> OOH, YEAH.
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>> Granny: [ MOANING ]
>> Rusty: UGH.
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>> YEAH, BABY, YEAH.
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>> Rusty: [ GAGS ]
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>> Early: OH, GOD.
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>> Granny: OHHHH.
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>> Early: OH.
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[ SQUEAK! SPLAT! ]
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>> TOUCHDOWN!
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>> Rusty: UH, YOU -- YOU THINK
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THEY DONE NOW?
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[ BOTH MOANING,
SPRINGS SQUEAKING ]
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>> Early: OH, GOD.
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THEY AIN'T DONE AT ALL.
HELL NO.
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THEY FAR FROM DONE.
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>> NOW I'M DONE.
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NOW GET OFF OF ME!
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>> Granny: I LIKE HOW YOU'RE SO
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COMFORTABLE EXPRESSING YOUR
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NEEDS.
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>> I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO SPEAK.
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MAKE EGGS, OVER THERE.
COME ON, RUSTY.
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LET'S TALK AWHILE.
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>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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>> Early: HELL, HE AIN'T HERE TO
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HEAL NO WOUNDS.
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HE'S HERE FOR THAT MONEY HE
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STOLE 30 YEARS BACK.
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HE DON'T THINK I KNOWED IT,
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BUT I KNOWED IT AND I SAID IT
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AND I SAY IT NOW I THINK IT AND
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I SAY IT REPEATEDLY.
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OTHERWISE IT DAMN DISAPPEARS.
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>> Granny: HE BANGS LIKE A
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LOADED FREIGHT TRAIN AN HOUR
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LATE FOR THE DEPOT.
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>> Early: GOD, THAT SUMBITCH
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AIN'T NOTHING BUT A DAMN TROJAN
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HORSE A SNEAKIN' IN HERE!
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BUT INSIDE ALL THAT HORSE WOOD
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IS A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING.
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>> Granny: WELL...
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>> Early: HELL, THAT AIN'T
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NOTHING BUT A HALLERWEEN COSTUME
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FOR A SHARK CREATURE MERGED WITH
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A GO-RILLA.
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THE GORILLA HALF, UH, THAT'S HOW
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IT BREATHES ON LAND.
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>> Granny: GORILLAS KNOW SIGN
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LANGUAGE.
>> Early: AND IT'S GOT A
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THOUSAND LEGS LIKE A MILLIPEDE
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ALL KARATE KICKING YOUR HEART IN
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TWO.
>> Granny: WAIT A MINUTE.
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DOES THAT MEAN WE GONNA HAVE
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BABIES THAT ARE PART MILLIPEDE?
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>> Early: HELL, THERE AIN'T NO
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EGGS LEFT IN YOUR HEN HOUSE.
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THE SNAKE OF TIME DONE SEEN TO
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THAT.
>> Granny: WELL, SOME PEOPLE
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FIND ME ATTRACTIVE!
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>> Early: YEAH, I GUESS THEY ARE
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A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO LIKE 'EM A
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BALD-ASS PURPLE DUDE.
>> Granny: YEAH.
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>> Early: SOMETHING KINDA
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STRANGE...ABOUT IT.
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>> YOU KNOW FIRE?
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>> Rusty: UH-HUH.
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>> GETS HOT.
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DON'T TOUCH THAT [WOLF HOWLS]
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NO MATTER HOW SHINY.
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>> Rusty: OKAY.
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>> RIGHT ON RED DON'T MEAN YOU
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HAVE TO GO RIGHT ON RED.
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I DROVE AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR
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YEARS 'FORE I FIGURED THAT OUT.
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>> Rusty: UH, ALL RIGHT.
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>> GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT FEELS
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GOOD, BUT IT'S ALSO REAL EASY.
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[ BOOM! ]
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>> Rusty: OKAY.
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>> THEY'S BURIED TREASURE
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EVERYWHERE IN A CEMETERY.
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>> Rusty: MM.
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>> EGGS ARE FULL OF CHOLESTEROL.
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IT'S THEM YELLOW THINGS INSIDE
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MAKES IT TASTE GOOD.
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>> Rusty: THAT'S SOMETHIN' ELSE.
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>> FLOSS IS A CONSPIRACY BY
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THE 'MERICAN INDIANS.
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>> Rusty: MM-KAY.
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>> NOW WE'RE GETTING INTO MY
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BELIEF SYSTEM.
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RAPE ME ONCED, SHAME ON YOU.
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RAPE ME TWICED, I MUST'VE DID
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SOMETHING TO ASK FOR IT.
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>> Rusty: THAT'S WHAT YOU
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BELIEVE?
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>> 'COURSE, THAT'S PRISON TALK.
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DID I MENTION WE'S IN PRISON?
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WE'RE NOT.
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>> Rusty: WHAT?
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WHY YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS,
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GAGA?
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>> I AIN'T GONNA BE AROUND
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FOREVER, RUSSELL.
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WHEN I GO, I WANT YOU TO BURY ME
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ON THIS HILL.
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UNDER THIS SHADE TREE.
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WITH THIS HANG GLIDER.
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THAT WAY WHEN ZOMBIE TIMES COME
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I'LL BE ABLE TO ATTACK FROM
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ABOVE.
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>> Rusty: OH, GAGA, YOU GONNA BE
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AROUND FOR A LONG TIME.
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>> YOU WANT YOU A HEALTHY STICK?
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>> Rusty: THANK YOU.
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[ LIGHTER CLICKS ]
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>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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AIN'T NEVER TOO EARLY TO THINK
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ABOUT PREVENTION.
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>> Rusty: MM.
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>> THIS HERE'S CALLED MOUNTAIN
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DANCIN'.
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I WASTED MY LIFE DOING THIS, AND
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I'LL REST EASY KNOWIN' THAT YOU
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MADE THE SAME STUPID CHOICES I
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DO.
>> Rusty: OKAY.
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>> IT'S A SIMPLE STEP.
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FOLLOW MY LEAD.
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{\an8}ONE AND A TWO AND THREE AND
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{\an8}FOUR AND FIVE AND A SIX AND A
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{\an8}SEVEN AND EIGHT AND NINE AND A
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{\an8}10 AND 11 AND A 12...
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{\an8}45 AND 46 AND 47...
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{\an8}AND 48 AND 49.
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{\an8}NOW YOU TRY.
>> Rusty: OKAY, SO IS IT UH...
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{\an8}A ONE AND A TWO --
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{\an8}>> NO! NO!
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{\an8}THAT'S NOT LIKE IT AT ALL!
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{\an8}TO BE A DANCING FOOL, YOU GOTTA
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{\an8}BE SMART IN THE MEAT UP HERE,
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{\an8}WHERE THE 'PINIONS GET REPEATED
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{\an8}FROM.
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YOU PUT YOUR HAT THERE FOR THE
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MONEY.
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MAKE SURE YOU FLIP IT OVER, NOW.
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THE OPEN PART UP.
THAT'S A TRADE SECRET.
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[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]
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>> Early: YOU SAY SOMETHING
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ABOUT MONEY?
I KNOWED IT!
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>> I SPENT THAT MONEY LONG AGO,
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SON.
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>> Early: THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF
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I DIG HERE, THEN!
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>> GO ON.
SEE IF I CARE.
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>> Early: 'CAUSE IT AIN'T BEEN
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NOWHERE ELSE Y'ALL WENT TODAY.
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AIN'T NO MONEY DOWN HERE.
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AIN'T NO MONEY DOWN HERE,
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NEITHER!
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DAMN IT TO HELL.
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AIN'T NO MONEY DOWN HERE,
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NEITHER!
>> HEY, BOY, SPEAKING OF
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DIGGING, 'MEMBER THAT TIME I
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TOOK YA FISHING THAT TIME?
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>> Early: THEM AIN'T GOT NOTHING
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TO DO WITH EACH OTHER, BUT, YES.
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I WAS BUT A YOUNGERN.
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>> GIMME ALL YOUR WORMS AND
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NIGHT CRAWLERS!
NOW! NOW! NOW!
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ELSE I'LL TREBLE HOOK YOU RIGHT
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IN YOUR BELLYBUTTON.
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THIS IS A BAIT RAID.
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>> Early: HEY. HEY, DADDY.
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YOU MEAN THESE?
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>> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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I SAID NO WITNESSES.
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THIS HAS GOTTEN ALL OUT OF HAND.
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TAKE 'EM HOSTAGE!
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>> Early: [ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH, YOU MADE ME KILL ONE WORM
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EVERY HOUR.
>> YEAH.
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[ COUGHS ]
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THAT WAS A LONG, CONFUSING
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NIGHT.
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[ COUGHING ]
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>> Rusty: GA-- GAGA, YOU OKAY?
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GAGA!
>> WITCHERY!
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GUMMING UP MY LUNGS.
>> Rusty: GET HIM HIS HEALTHY
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STICK!
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>> [ COUGHING CONTINUES ]
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>> Rusty: LIGHT IT! LIGHT IT UP!
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>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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[ LUNGS HISS ]
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THERE THAT'S BETTER.
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>> Early: GAGA?!
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>> Rusty: GAGA!
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>> Early: GAGA! NO!
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YOU WEREN'T NEVER THERE FOR ME
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG, AND YOU AIN'T
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HERE FOR ME NOW 'CAUSE YOU DEAD.
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THE CIRCLE WILL BE UNBROKEN,
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BY AND BY, LORD.
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BY AND BY.
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ELVIRA UM PAPA UM PAPA UM PAPA
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MOWMOW.
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HELL, ONLY TWO SONGS HE USED
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TO PLAY, GAGA.
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NOW LOOK AT YOU, UP THERE IN
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HEAVEN PLAYING 'EM ON A
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GENTILE'S HARP, 'CAUSE THAT'S
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THE ONLY WAY YOU'D ALLOW THAT
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THERE KIND OF INSTRUMENT IN YOUR
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BAND.
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>> Granny: YEAH, HE COULD BE
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REAL PICKY ABOUT HIS RACES.
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I'M JUST GLAD I COULD HIT IT
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[SNIFFLES] BEFORE LIFE QUIT IT.
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>> Early: [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Rusty: OH, COME ON, Y'ALL.
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HE TOLD ME HE WANTED TO BE
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BURIED WITH HIS HANG GLIDER.
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>> Early: SO HE CAN RAIN DEATH
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DOWN FROM ABOVE DURING ZOMBIE
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TIMES?
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HELL, NOT ON MY WATCH!
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>> EARLY, I REALIZE THIS IS A
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DELICATE TIME, BUT, UH, THIS
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ISN'T GONNA BE ANOTHER ONE OF
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THOSE DIG-AND-DASH DEALS, IS IT?
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>> Early: WELL, HE TOLD ME HE
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SPENT THE MONEY A LONG TIME AGO.
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>> UH.
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>> Early: AND RIGHT NOW, I GUESS
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I BELIEVE HIM.
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>> Rusty: HM, IS THAT A BAG OF
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MONEY DOWN THERE?
>> Early: YOU SAY MONEY?
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WHAT?! WHAT MONEY DOWN THERE?!
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>> Granny: GET THE MONEY!
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>> Early: LOOK, I GOT THE DAMN
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MONEY! WHOO!
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>> Rusty: YEAH, MONEY! WOO-HOO!
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>> HALLELUJAH!
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BRING FORTH THE MONEY!
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>> Rusty: THAT MUST BE WHY HE
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PICKED THIS SPOT.
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HE WANTED US TO FIND IT.
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"DEAR EARLY..."
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>> I TOLD YOU I SPENT ALL THE
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MONEY, BUT IT WAS TO BUY THESE
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COLLECTIBLE TEENY WEENY BEANIE
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WEENCIES NOVELTY ANIMALS.
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I GOT YOU AGAIN.
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GAGA GEGA PEE PAP.
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WHATEVER, YOUR DAD.
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[ SIREN WAILS ]
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>> Early: A BUNCH OF TEENY WEENY
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BEANIE WEENCIES!
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>> Sheriff: GET OUT OF THE HOLE,
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GAGA PEE PAP.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
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>> Early: HEY, SHERIFF...
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>> Sheriff: COME ON!
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>> Early: HE'S DEAD.
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>> Sheriff: DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT
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YOU.
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>> Early: YOU'RE TALKING TO A
DEAD MAN, SHERIFF.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Early: SHERIFF!
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>> Sheriff: I'LL DO IT TO YOUR
OTHER KNEE NOW.
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>> Early: HE'S DEAD!
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>> Sheriff: OH, OH, HE'S DEAD?
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OH, THIS IS A FUNERAL.
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>> Early: UH, YEAH.
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>> Sheriff: OH.
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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IT'S A TRAGEDY ANY TIME YOU LOSE
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SOMEBODY, AIN'T IT?
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>> Granny: [ SCREAMS ]
[ CLATTER ]
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[ GROANS ]
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>> Early: UMM, NOT EVERY TIME.
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{\an8}>> ♪ OUR HOUSE MAY JUST WASH
423
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{\an8}DOWN THE RIVER ♪
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{\an8}♪ FOR STEALING WOOD FOR MANY
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{\an8}YEARS ♪
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{\an8}♪ MY GUARDIAN IS THE TABLE
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{\an8}FOR ALL SEASONS ♪
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00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,798
{\an8}♪ 'CAUSE SEASONS BRING ME JOY ♪
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{\an8}♪ WITHOUT THE SUNRISE HERE ♪
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