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[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
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BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
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JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
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HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
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BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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>> Rusty: MY TURN.
>> Early: HELL NO.
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>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
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THING!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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[ VEHICLE APPROACHES,
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TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> Granny: THERE'S THAT
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GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SON OF A TURD.
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HEY!
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THERE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUR!
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>> Rusty: IT'S PAYDAY, RIGHT?
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>> Granny: YEAH!
>> Early: WELL, LET'S SEE.
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>> Granny: GET PIZZ-AID?
>> Rusty: YOU GONNA MAKE
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IT RAIN?
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>> Early: I THINK THERE'S ABOUT
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A 20% CHANCE OF SHOWERS!
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[ RATTLING ]
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>> Granny: OH.
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>> Early: GO ON, DAMN. GET SOME.
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>> Granny: WELL, THAT'S MORE OF
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A DRIZZLE.
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>> Rusty: DAD-GUM.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY,
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DADDY?
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>> Early: WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
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THE DAMN IRS BENT ME OVER, AND
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IT WAS "WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU,
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UNCLE SAM."
HELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
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>> Rusty: OH. SO, THE IRS TOOK
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EVERYTHING BUT 42 CENTS?
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>> Early: UH, THAT'S THE WAY I
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REMEMBER IT, YEAH.
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{\an8}NOW, YOU JUST TURN THIS SUMBITCH
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{\an8}INTO PAPER MONEY -- RIGHT NOW!
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{\an8}>> ARE YOU HERE ABOUT THE LIEN
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{\an8}ON YOUR PROPERTY, OR...?
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{\an8}>> Early: FORGIVE ALL DEBTS.
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{\an8}THAT'S WHAT THE GOOD LORD SAID.
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{\an8}READ YOUR DAMN BIBLE, SUMBITCH.
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{\an8}WHAT SAY, PEDRO, YOU JUST TURN
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{\an8}THIS BIG BOY INTO SOME
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{\an8}JINGLE-JANGLE?!
>> Sí, TREINTA Y CINCO.
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{\an8}>> Early: YEAH, BLIPITY BLINGO,
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{\an8}OKAY.
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{\an8}[ SNAPS TENTACLE ] iARRIBA!
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{\an8}LET ME GET ONE FIFTH FOR THE
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{\an8}ROAD.
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{\an8}[ CASH REGISTER BEEPS, DINGS ]
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{\an8}YEAH!
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{\an8}YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME GET ONE MORE FOR THE
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{\an8}ROAD.
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{\an8}[ CASH REGISTER BEEPS, DINGS ]
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{\an8}WHOO!
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{\an8}HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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{\an8}I NEED ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD.
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{\an8}[ CASH REGISTER BEEPS, DINGS ]
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{\an8}YEAH!
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WHAT WOULD BE A LIGHT CHASER
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FOR ALL THIS MESS?
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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[ GASPS, GUN CLICKS ]
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>> ALL: [ GROAN ]
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>> Early: YEAH, I TOLD YOU!
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WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER.
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LET'S GO.
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HEY, HOLD ON.
NOW, WHO WANTS TO BET I CAN'T
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DO THAT A SIXTH STRAIGHT TIME?
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>> All: YEAH!
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>> Early: I LIKE THAT!
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WE GOT SOME TAKERS!
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HELL YEAH!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> [ PANTS ]
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>> Early: OOOH. OOOH. OOOOOH.
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>> Dan Halen: YOU WERE PAID 30
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MINUTES AGO!
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YOU LEFT HERE CASH IN HAND, RICH
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AS CROESUS!
>> Early: WELL, MY
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STANDARD-OF-LIVING INDEX IS
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SPIRALING WAY THE HELL OUT OF
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CONTROL.
I MEAN, YOU SEEN THEM DAMN
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NUMBERS COMING OUT OF
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WASHINGTON?
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>> Dan Halen: LET ME EXPLAIN TO
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YOU WHAT I AM PREPARED TO OFFER.
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>> HAVE A GOOD 'UN.
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>> Early: AH, DAMN IT!
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I KNEW THEY WASN'T GONNA GIVE ME
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THAT OFFICE!
[ HORN HONKS,
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CAR ALARM BLARING ]
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>> Early: THE BEST AS I CAN
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TELL, THAT DAMN GAYLE IN
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ACCOUNTING DONE FOULED UP MY
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PAYCHECK AGAIN.
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>> Granny: OH, GAYLE.
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I THOUGHT YOU FIRED THAT
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BIRDBRAIN BITCH MONTHS AGO!
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>> Early: HELL, I'D FIRE HER SO
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DAMN FAST, HER HEAD WOULD SPIN
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IF SHE WAS A REAL PERSON.
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>> Rusty: YOU DON'T SEEM VERY
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UPSET ABOUT IT, DADDY.
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>> Early: LOOK, SOMETIMES YOU
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JUST GOT TO PLAY THE CARDS
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YOU'RE DEALT.
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E-LEC-TRONICALLY.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES, MID-TEMPO
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MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> HEY! YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP
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TO EGYPT?
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>> Early: WELL, HELL YES, I DO.
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>> I'M GONNA BRING THE PLAGUES
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DOWN!
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>> ROUND 1 -- NEFERHOTEP THE
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DECEIVER.
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[ MACHINE BEEPING ]
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{\an8}>> Early: UH-HUH.
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{\an8}RAISE THAT BET.
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{\an8}>> SURE ABOUT THAT, EARLY?
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{\an8}Y-YOU GOT THAT ONE PAIR.
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{\an8}>> Early: NEFERHOTEP AIN'T GOT
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{\an8}JACK.
SEE THE WAY THAT SNAKE ON HIS
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{\an8}HAT'S A-WIGGLIN'?
I CALL.
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{\an8}FLIP 'EM, HOSS.
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{\an8}[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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{\an8}>> DAMN IT!
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{\an8}>> Early: HELL YEAH!
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{\an8}PAIR A 2s, BABY!
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{\an8}OPEN THAT MONEY TOMB!
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{\an8}[ COINS CLATTER ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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{\an8}WHADDYA KNOW THERE, EARLY?
YOU FINALLY GOT SOME MONEY FROM
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{\an8}ME LEGITIMATELY.
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{\an8}>> Early: OH, I'LL BE GETTING
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{\an8}THAT OTHER MONEYS.
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{\an8}[ GUN COCKS ]
AFTER.
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{\an8}COME ON, NOW, NEFERHOTEP!
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{\an8}BRING ON YOUR BOY!
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{\an8}>> ROUND 2 -- MENUHOTEP THE
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{\an8}ELDER.
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>> Early: AH, YOU NEVER LEARN,
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DO YOU?
YOW!
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>> ♪ YOU GOT THE POWER TO
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PROVE IT ♪
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>> Early: COME ON! COME ON!
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COME ON! YEAH!
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>> ♪ BUT THE PHARAOH, HE KNOWS ♪
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>> Early: HELL YEAH!
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I WIN AGAIN! WHOO!
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>> ♪ MAYBE IT'S WRONG,
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BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT ♪
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>> Early: HEE-HAW!
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>> ♪ THE CLICK OF THE BUTTON
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AND THE FLASH OF THE LIGHTS ♪
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[ MUSIC FADES ]
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>> Early: NOW YOU'RE NEXT, BABY.
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COME ON. GET YOU SOME.
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[ COINS CLATTER ]
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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[ MACHINE BEEPING ]
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[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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UGH!
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MY HOT-CINNAMON TOOTHPICK DONE
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LOST ITS FLAVOR!
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NOW MY CONCENTRATION'S BROKE
ALL TO HELL!
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>> NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW.
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YOU JUST CALM DOWN, EARLY.
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WE'LL GET YOU A NEW TOOTHPICK.
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>> Early: [ SPITS ] DAMN IT,
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THAT'S A WINTERMINT!
YOU TRYING TO INSULT ME?!
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[ DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES ]
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>> Sheriff: WELL, WELL, EARLY.
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WHO KNEW YOU WAS SUCH A CARD
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SHARK?
>> Early: OPINIONS IS LIKE
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BUTTHOLES, AIN'T THEY?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, THAT JUST
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DON'T REALLY KIND OF RELATE TO
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WHAT I JUST SAID, I DON'T THINK,
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DOES IT?
>> Early: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
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THEY SAY.
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OPINIONS IS VERY SIMILAR TO
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BUTTHOLES.
>> Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]
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THEY DON'T SAY IT AS MUCH AS YOU
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DO.
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>> Early: THEY'RE VERY SIMILAR.
>> Sheriff: EARLY, YOU BEEN AT
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THIS FOR A FEW DAYS NOW.
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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME FOR
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YOU TO GO BACK HOME AND CHECK IN
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ON YOUR FAMILY?
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>> Early: I AM HERE 'ROUND THE
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CLOCK PROVIDING FOR THOSE
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PEOPLE.
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HELL, I'M HUMPING THIS MACHINE
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DRY!
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>> Dan Halen: PIT BOSS, GET THIS
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HIGH ROLLER OFF OF MY MACHINE!
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>> Yes, sir.
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I'll see what I can do.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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EXCUSE ME, EARLY.
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I'VE GOT SOME TERRIBLE NEWS FOR
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YOU.
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IT'S, UH -- IT'S YOUR MAMA.
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SHE'S PASSED.
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>> Early: THANK YOU FOR YOUR
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CONCERN.
JUST GO ON NOW.
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YOU'RE MUSHING ME.
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>> OH. THEN MAYBE IT'S YOUR
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GRANDMAMA?
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>> Early: YEP, SHE'S WITH THE
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MAKER.
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NOW GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.
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>> TH-THE PURPLE SQUID, THE ONE
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THAT LIVE WITH YOU -- SHE KIN TO
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YOU?
>> Early: UH, SHE NEVER REALLY
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MADE IT CLEAR.
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OOH, HELL, I GOT ME A PAIR
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GOING!
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>> Dan Halen: Do what needs to
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be done!
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>> [ Grumbling ] I'LL DO IT.
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I'LL DO IT.
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[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Early: AHHH! OHH!
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I HAD ME A WHOLE ROW OF THE OLD
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MAN WITH THE CRAZY HAT ON CARDS!
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DAMN IT!
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>> Dan Halen: SO SORRY ABOUT THE
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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH THE
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MACHINE.
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IN THE MEANTIME, PERHAPS YOU'D
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LIKE TO TAKE IN A SHOW.
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WE SET FIRE TO HOBOS BEHIND THE
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STORE EVERY DAY AT 6:30 AND
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11:00.
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>> Early: HELL, SHOWS IS FOR OLD
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LADIES AND TOURISTS.
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I AM HERE FOR THE COMPETITION.
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>> Dan Halen: VERY WELL THEN.
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PIT BOSS...
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CRUSH HIS BUTTON FINGER!
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>> ANYTHING WORTH DOING TAKES
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TIME.
>> Dan Halen: YOU'RE DOING IT
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BACKWARDS.
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>> Early: I CAN'T WAIT AROUND
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FOR THIS MESS.
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I GOT TO GET BACK DOWN TO MY
MACHINE AND BREAK THAT
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NUT-CUTTER WIDE OPEN!
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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WELL, WHAT'S THIS?
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YOU HERE TO WATCH THE MASTER
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AT WORK?
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
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>> Sheriff: WHY DON'T YOU SIT
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DOWN AND JOIN US, EARLY?
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WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU A
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LITTLE BIT.
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>> Early: I AM SITTING DOWN.
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[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
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>> Sheriff: EARLY, THESE ARE ALL
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THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE WHO CARE
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ABOUT YOU.
>> Granny: [ SNORING ]
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>> Sheriff: ALSO, LIL.
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RUSTY, I'M GONNA LET YOU START
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THIS OFF, SON.
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>> Rusty: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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"DEAR DADDY, YOU HADN'T BEEN
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HOME IN A COUPLE DAYS."
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[ MACHINE BEEPING ]
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>> Early: WHOO!
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>> Rusty: "I WENT TO THE BAR,
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THE JAIL CELL, AND ALL THEM
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PLACES YOU FREQUENT AND STALK
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YOUR EX-WIFE FROM."
>> Early: WOW! WHOO-OW!
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>> Rusty: "BUT THERE WEREN'T NO
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SIGN OF YOU."
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>> Sheriff: SEE WHAT YOUR
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SICKNESS HAS DONE, EARLY?
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>> Rusty: WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M
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PRETTY HAPPY TO SEE HE'S HERE
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AND AIN'T PASSED OUT IN A DITCH
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SOMEWHERE.
>> Early: HELL YEAH!
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I WIN AGAIN! WHOO!
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>> Granny: HMM?
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WELL, HELL, THAT AIN'T A
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SICKNESS IF HE'S WINNING!
>> Early: HEY, HEY.
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COME ON, NOW!
BACK UP, BITCH!
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>> Rusty: DADDY, CHECK IT OUT.
YOU GOT YOU A STRAIGHT FLUSH!
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>> Granny: COME ON! GO ALL-IN!
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MAMA NEEDS A NEW HIP!
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[ MACHINE BEEPING ]
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>> Early: OH, I GOT TO PEE-PEE.
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HOLD IT NOW.
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YOU PRESS THIS BET BUTTON EVERY
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TIME MY LIGHT FLASHES AND MAKE
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SOME BOASTFUL COMMENTS LIKE
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"WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" AND "I'M
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YOUR DADDY" AND "FOUND YOUR
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DADDY" AND ALL THAT.
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NOW CLEAR A PATH TO THE PRIVY
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AND LET'S GO!
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>> Granny: YEAH! YAHTZEE!
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>> Sheriff: Well, you saw that I
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tried, Mr. Halen.
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>> Dan Halen: IT APPEARS YOU
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DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH.
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IT'S TIME TO BRING THE HAMMER
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DOWN!
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>> Early: WELL, I ALMOST
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MADE IT.
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"A" FOR EFFORT ON THAT ONE.
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>> Granny: OHH.
LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY HAND,
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MAN!
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>> Early: NO!
>> Granny: OHHHHH.
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>> Early: MY VIDEO-POKER
MACHINE!
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>> Dan Halen: IT APPEARS WE HAD
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A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
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>> Early: DAMN IT!
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YOU BLOWED MY JACKPOT, DIDN'T
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YA, YOU DAMN PURPLE FOOL?!
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>> Granny: NO!
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>> Early: SHERIFF, GIVE ME THAT
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HAMMER OVER THERE!
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>> Sheriff: EARLY, YOU GOT A
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CHOICE TO MAKE.
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YOU CAN EITHER HAVE THE HAMMER
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AND THE MONEY, OR YOU CAN JUST
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WALK OUT.
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WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, SON?
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>> Early: WHOO! I GOT THE HAMMER
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AND THE MONEY!
YEAH!
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>> Sheriff: UH, HANG ON, EARLY.
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I THINK I DID SOMETHING WRONG
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HERE.
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>> Early: HELL YEAH!
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>> Dan Halen: ONE HAND HERE IN
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MY OFFICE, RIGHT NOW!
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IF I WIN, YOU AGREE NEVER TO
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PLAY ONE OF MY VENDING MACHINES
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AGAIN!
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>> Early: AND IF I LOSE?
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WELL, THE SAME THING.
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IF I WIN, YOU LOSE.
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THE SAME SCENARIO WOULD APPLY.
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D-D-DO YOU FOLLOW?
I MEAN, IT...
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>> Early: ALL RIGHT, THEN, IF
YOU SAY SO.
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>> Dan Halen: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF I LOSE, I'LL KILL YOUR
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FAMILY, AS WELL.
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HOW'S THAT SOUND?!
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>> Early: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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>> Dan Halen: I AGREE TO YOUR
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TERMS, AND I'D LIKE TO ADD THAT
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YOU ARE A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE
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NEGOTIATOR.
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>> Granny: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING
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ME?!
>> Rusty: HELP!
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[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> Early: WHERE THEY TAKING MY
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BOY?
>> Dan Halen: YOUR FAMILY IS IN
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A SAFE HOUSE, AND IF YOU EVER
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WANT TO SEE THEM ALIVE AGAIN...
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>> Early: WELL, AS LONG AS THEY
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SAFE.
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>> Dan Halen: YOU'RE NOT EVEN
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LISTENING, ARE YOU?
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>> Early: HIT. HIT. HIT. HIT.
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HELL, THIS BUTTON DON'T LIGHT
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UP WORTH A DAMN!
>> Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]
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DON'T PRESS THAT.
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IT'S A $5 CHIP.
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THIS HERE IS REAL POKER.
>> Dan Halen: YEAH.
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HE WILL PHYSICALLY HANDING YOU
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PAPER CARDS WITH A WAX COATING,
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AND THEN YOU MAKE YOUR CHOICES
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BASED ON THE PICTURES THEREIN.
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>> Early: LIKE 'EM SCHOOL CARDS
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IN SCHOOL THAT SHOWS YOU HOW TO
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SPELL AND ALL?
>> Dan Halen: MORE LIKE
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FORTUNE-TELLING.
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>> Early: I THOUGHT THAT WAS
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JUST A COOKIE THING.
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>> Dan Halen: IT IS COMPLETELY
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COOKIE-UNRELATED!
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LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT!
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>> Early: WELL, I GOT ME A LOT
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OF CHIPS HERE.
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THINK I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND
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RAISE YOU.
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>> Dan Halen: OH, YOU'LL RAISE
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ME, WILL YOU?
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IN THAT CASE, I'D LIKE TO RAISE
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MY BET JUST A LITTLE MORE.
401
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>> Early: THEN I RAISE THAT
402
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RAISE AND I RAISE THE RAISED-UP
403
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RAISE WHAT I JUST RAISED.
404
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>> Dan Halen: I'LL SEE YOU,
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AND I'LL RAISE YOU AGAIN!
406
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ALL-IN!
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>> Early: SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
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>> Dan Halen: THAT BELONGS
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TO ME.
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>> Early: I DON'T SEE YOUR
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NAME -- WELL, YEAH, I DO.
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IT'S RIGHT THERE. HELL, SORRY.
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>> Dan Halen: LOOK, LET'S JUST
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CALL IT.
ALL RIGHT, I CALL.
415
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HA! YOU FOOL!
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I HAVE A FULL HOUSE!
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>> Early: WELL, IS THAT RIGHT?
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WELL, I GOT ME FOUR OF A KIND!
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BOO-YAH! WHOO!
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>> Dan Halen: IS THAT RIGHT?
421
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:05,738
WELL, I'VE GOT...
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FIVE OF A KIND.
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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,808
>> Early: OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
424
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,610
>> Dan Halen: YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
425
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>> Early: IS THAT RIGHT?
426
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>> Dan Halen: YES, THAT IS
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RIGHT.
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>> Early: IS IT RIGHT?
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>> Dan Halen: YES.
430
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AS I SAID, IT IS RIGHT.
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>> Early: WELL, NOW, I GOT ME A
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FOX IN THE HEN HOUSE, THREE
433
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DUCKS IN A POND, FOUR MAIDS
434
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A-MILKIN', A DOC IN A BOX, AND A
435
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COLDY FOR THE ROAD!
436
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>> Dan Halen: NO!
437
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>> Early: SUCK ON THAT!
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>> Sheriff: GUYS, I'VE STILL GOT
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TO DEAL THE CARDS HERE, YOU
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KNOW.
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{\an8}[ WHEELS SQUEAKING ]
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{\an8}>> Early: HELL, THIS IS CHILD'S
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{\an8}PLAY.
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{\an8}YEAH. OH, YEAH.
445
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{\an8}[ MACHINE WHIRS ]
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{\an8}>> Early: I'M COMING AFTER YOU
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{\an8}THERE, BLUE BEAR.
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00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,108
{\an8}COME ON, NOW!
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{\an8}IF I CAN JUST FIND THE RIGHT
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{\an8}HOLE TO STICK IT IN.
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{\an8}A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT.
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{\an8}MM, BACK.
453
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{\an8}OH, YEAH.
454
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{\an8}HELL YEAH.
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{\an8}[ CLICK ]
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{\an8}DAMN IT!
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{\an8}ALL RIGHT.
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{\an8}[ EXHALES SHARPLY, COIN CLICKS ]
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{\an8}THIS IS THE ONE.
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