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[ STATIC ]
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[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> [ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
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[ SHOUTING IN SPANISH ]
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[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Sheriff: THIS IS THE SHERIFF
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WITH AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST.
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>> BLACK ICE ADVISORY!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> Sheriff: DENNY. CUT THAT OUT.
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WE'RE EXPECTING A QUARTER-INCH
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OF FLURRIES.
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>> BLIZZARD 2011!
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>> Sheriff: DENNY! CUT IT OUT.
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>> WELL, I'M TRYING TO FIND IT.
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[ UP-TEMPO ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYS ]
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THERE WE GO.
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IT'S AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST.
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>> Sheriff: REMAIN IN YOUR HOME.
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THIS IS A BIG ONE, FOLKS!
[ EXPLOSION ]
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>> SNOW KATRINA!
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>> Sheriff: DENNY, DAMN IT!
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>> ON KOOL 100!
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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>> Sheriff: BACK AWAY FROM THE
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DAMN CART MACHINE.
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>> Rusty: HEY, GRANNY.
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LOOKY THERE -- A SNOWFLAKE!
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GRANNY, A SNOWFLAKE!
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LOOK AT THIS SNOWFLAKE, GRANNY!
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I THINK IT'S REAL!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> Early: [ SIGHS ]
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[ GUN COCKS ]
BLIZZARD'S OVER.
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>> Rusty: LOOK! ANOTHER ONE!
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LOOK! DADDY, LOOK!
[ SIZZLE! ]
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>> Granny: OOH!
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THAT ONE'S A TINGLER.
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>> Rusty: HEY, GRANNY.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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I'M SLEDDIN'! WHOO-HOO!
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OW!
>> Granny: MY TURN!
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LET ME GET MY...
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BOOGIE BOARD!
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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>> Early: Y'ALL QUIT PLAYING OUT
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HERE, NOW!
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WE UNDER A BLACK-ICE ADVISORY!
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I'M-A GOING INTO TOWN AND FETCH
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US SOME SUPPLIES.
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[ TECHNO PLAYS ]
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YEAH.
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IT'S FLIPPED OVER IN A DITCH.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GET OVER
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TO WORK TILL THE MONEY-CHECK DAY
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COMES.
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>> DAN HALEN: It sounds like
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You're at a gentlemen's club.
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>> Early: WELL, I AIN'T.
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I'M FLIPPED OVER IN A DAMN
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DITCH!
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>> DAN HALEN: I hear the sordid,
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repetitive beat, the clapping of
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buttock upon a greased chrome
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pole.
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>> Early: WELL, YEAH.
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THAT -- THAT'S THE DITCH.
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I suppose I could tele-drink.
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>> Dan Halen: OH, NO, NO, DON'T
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BOTHER.
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I'LL JUST HAVE GLENN COVER FOR
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YOU.
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>> EARLY: You'll never know I
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was gone!
[ BEEP ]
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>> OH, NO.
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>> Dan Halen: GLENN, I'M GONNA
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NEED YOU TO SNIFF ALL THESE
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TONER CARTRIDGES AND THEN
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PROPOSITION GAYLE IN ACCOUNTING
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WITH A DILDO CRAFTED FROM A
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SHIPPING TUBE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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HAVE A GOOD'N.
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>> Early: YOU'D BETTER BE
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SHAKING THEM THANGS A LITTLE
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BETTER THAN YOU'RE DOING NOW,
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'CAUSE I AIN'T CHUBBIN' OUT ON
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THIS MESS AT ALL!
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>> SORRY, EARLY.
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ALL THE GIRLS CALLED IN.
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IT'S A BLACK-ICE ADVISORY.
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>> Early: FINE.
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S'POSE YOU CAN CRUSH THIS HERE
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CAN WITH THEM MUD FLAPS?
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>> SURE 'NUFF.
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>> Rusty: YOU GOT SOME BOTTLE
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CAPS FOR YOUR EYES AND GOT THIS
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BROKEN FIFTH BOTTLE FOR YOUR
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MOUTH.
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AND FOR YOU NOSE, AIRPLANE
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TRAVEL SIZE.
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OH, AND I CAN'T FORGET...
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A BIG ASS PUD!
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WHOO!
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>> HELLO, RUSTY.
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>> Rusty: SNOWMAN?
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>> YOU'VE BROUGHT ME TO LIFE!
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WOW.
USED AN AWFUL LOT OF EMPTIES.
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THEY USUALLY DO A CARROT FOR THE
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NOSE, SON, BUT, UH, THAT'S --
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THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
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>> Rusty: WELL, DADDY SAYS
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CARROTS IS EXPENSIVE.
>> THEY'RE A VEGETABLE.
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YOU KNOW THEY IMPROVE YOUR
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EYESIGHT.
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>> Rusty: DADDY SAYS HE DOUBLES
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HIS VISION WITH THE THOUGHTLESS
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GENTLEMAN BRAND BOURBON DRINKIN'
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WHISKEY.
>> OF COURSE HE DOES.
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COME WITH ME, RUSTY.
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I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL FATHER
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DOES.
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BESIDES, THIS BRAND-NEW KITE'S
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NOT GONNA FLY ITSELF!
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>> Rusty: NEW KITE?! WHOO-HOO!
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SNOW DADDY!
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I'M DOING IT! YEAH!
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>> Granny: POOR THING.
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HE AIN'T GOT NOBODY DECENT IN
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HIS LIFE, SO HE HAS TO MAKE
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HIMSELF A LITTLE FAKE PLAYMATE
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TO GIVE HIM SOME COMFORT.
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OH, THAT'S JUST PATHETIC.
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AIN'T IT, JESUS?
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YES, IT IS.
>> HEY!
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>> Rusty: WATCH OUT,
HERE COMES ANOTHER!
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>> HO HO! YOU GOT ME!
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>> Rusty: WHOO!
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>> "AND IT FORMS A BARRIER OF
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CARBON DIOXIDE.
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WE MUST ACT NOW SO IT ISN'T THE
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END.
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THE END."
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WOW!
THEY LIGHT UP WHEN YOU WALK!
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THEY'RE LIKE SPACE SHOES!
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>> Rusty: I LOVE YOU, DADDY!
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>> HEY!
I'M GONNA HANG THAT ON MY
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REFRIGERATOR.
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>> WHOA-HO-HO-HO!
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>> Rusty: WHOO-HOO!
SNOW DADDY!
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OW!
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>> OH, MY.
THAT'S QUITE A SPILL, BUDDY.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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>> Rusty: OH, IT AIN'T NOTHING
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BUT A THANG.
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>> ISN'T.
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ISN'T NOTHING BUT A --
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WELL, THAT'S A -- THAT'S A
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DOUBLE NEGATIVE.
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OH. WONDERFUL.
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LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP.
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>> Early: HEY, BOY!
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I BROUGHT YOU SOME CHICKEN BONES
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AND USED NAPKINS, JUST LIKE YOU
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LIKE IT!
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>> Rusty: I'M GOOD, EARLY.
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WE HAD US A SENSIBLE SALAD.
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TURNS OUT CARROTS AIN'T
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>> Early: "WE"?!
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>> Rusty: YEAH, MY SNOW DADDY
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TOOK ME.
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>> Early: "SNOW DADDY"?!
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HELL!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE DADDY IN THIS
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DAMN FAMILY, AND THE LAST TIME I
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CHECKED, I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS
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TOO DAMN BROKE TO PAY FOR YOUR
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MAMA'S ABORTION!
>> Rusty: HE'S MORE PRESENT IN
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MY LIFE THAN YOU ARE.
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>> Early: OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
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[ TV TURNS ON ]
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>> Rusty: HE'S GONNA WANT ME TO
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RUN THAT CHANNEL KNOB FOR HIM.
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>> Early: HEY!
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THIS HERE'S STUCK ON 4!
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I WANT 9!
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>> I UNDERSTAND.
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LOOK, I'LL BE HERE WHEN...
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WHENEVER YOU NEED ME.
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>> Early: REMOTE!
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GET ON IN HERE!
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>> Rusty: I'M COMING!
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[ SCREAMING ]
OOH!
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MORNING, SNOW DADDY!
HEY, YOU WANT TO GO HAUL ASS
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DOWN THAT SLEDDING HILL?
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>> LET'S DO SOMETHING THAT'LL
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KEEP YOU SLEDDING SAFELY INTO
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RETIREMENT!
>> Rusty: WHAT THE HELL'S THAT?
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>> THEY'RE PENCILS.
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IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR G.E.D.
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>> Rusty: DADDY SAYS I AIN'T
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DON'T NOT NEVER, NOT EVER CUT
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OUT FOR NO PENCIL-PUSHING DESK
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JOB.
>> QUINTUPLE NEGATIVE!
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LOOK, SON.
I'M NOT GONNA LAST FOREVER.
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WHEN I GO, I NEED TO KNOW YOU'VE
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GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO GET OUT OF
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THIS TOWN.
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YOU CAN FINALLY LIVE MY DREAM OF
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BECOMING A NOTARY!
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>> Rusty: A NOTARY?
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>> OH, MAN. IT'S AWESOME!
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AND I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY BEEN
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ONE IF I HADN'T GOTTEN YOUR
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FREAKIN' SNOW MOM PREGNANT BACK
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WHEN WE WERE 16.
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THEN I HAD TO JOIN THE ARMY.
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KISS THOSE THREE YEARS GOODBYE.
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE'RE
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DIVORCED, I'M STRANDED UP HERE,
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SCRAMBLING FOR A JOB.
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>> Rusty: YOU GOT YOU A WHOLE
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BACK STORY, DON'T YOU?
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>> RUSTY, YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA
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BE GETTING JOBS FIVE YEARS FROM
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NOW, AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE
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DOING?
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DICKING AROUND IN A MUD PIT
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BANGING A PIE TIN AND CALLING IT
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A TAMBOURINE!
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>> Rusty: THIS AIN'T NO
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TAMBOURINE.
YOU USE IT FOR, UH, MOON
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TRAVELING AND ASTRONAUTRY.
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>> Early: OVER HERE, SON!
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>> Early: NOT YOU, YOU LITTLE
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SON OF A BITCH!
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THIS ONE!
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HERE, SNOW RUSTY.
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IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST CHAW,
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NOW.
>> Rusty: AW, MAN.
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HE WAS GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO DIP
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THIS YEAR!
>> Early: DON'T YOU WANT TO BE
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BIG AND STRONG LIKE
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CHIPPER JONES?
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>> YOU KNOW, SMOKELESS TOBACCO
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IS DIRECTLY LINKED TO MOUTH
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CANCER.
>> Early: AND LOOK HERE, IT'S
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THAT ADVENTUREMAN BACKPACK YOU
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HAD TO HAVE SO DAMN BAD.
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>> Rusty: H-HOLD ON A SECOND.
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NOW, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY
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BACKPACK!
>> Early: I WOULD HAVE GOT IT
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FOR MY OTHER SON, BUT HE SUCKS!
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>> Rusty: THAT'S MY BACKPACK!
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>> IT'S A PLASTIC GROCERY BAG
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FROM THE LIQUOR STORE.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
HE'S OLD NEWS.
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>> Early: YEAH. GO ON!
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IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, THEN
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MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO JUMP OUT THE
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POT AND INTO THE PAN AND...
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BACK OUT THE PAN, INTO THE POT.
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'CAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING COOKING
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IN THIS HERE KITCHEN, AND IT'S
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CALLED FATHERHOOD!
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I MADE YOU.
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HELL, I DON'T EVEN LIKE
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YOUNGERNS.
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COME ON.
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GET ON IN HERE AND CHANGE MY
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CHANNEL.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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>> Rusty: OKAY, NOW, I'M-A CARRY
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THE "E" AND STICK IT ON THE 2?
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>> NO. NO.
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>> Rusty: IS THAT WHAT I DO?
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>> LOOK, WE WENT OVER THIS!
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WHAT KIND OF ASININE MOUNTAIN
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MATH DID HE TEACH YOU?
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>> Rusty: WELL, TECHNICALLY, I'M
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NOT EVEN REALLY TAKING A TEST
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HERE.
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I MEAN, THIS IS ALL FANTASY --
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FUN AND GAMES, RIGHT?
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>> NO!
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YOUR FUTURE IS RIDING ON THIS!
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COME ON, GET BACK TO IT.
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IT'S PENCILS DOWN IN 45 MINUTES!
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>> Rusty: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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>> Early: WELL, I GUESS IT'S
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JUST YOU AND ME NOW.
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>> EARLY?
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>> Early: THAT'S RIGHT. EARLY.
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AND YOU ABOUT TO GET A DIRTY
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DEED DONE DIRT CHEAP!
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IT -- IT TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE TO
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GET WARM.
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>> I, UH...
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I THINK IT'S UNPLUGGED.
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>> Early: NAW, GIVE IT A MINUTE.
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>> YEAH. IT'S UNPLUGGED.
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>> Early: OH, DAMN IT!
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IT'S UNPLUGGED!
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AAH! HELP! HELP!
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[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
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>> Rusty: [ Voice breaking ] OH,
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DADDY!
OH, NO! DADDY!
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>> Granny: OH, EARLY!
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MY BABY BOY! MY BABY!
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YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR THIS --
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OOH, THIS IS SOFT.
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AND COFFEE?
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CAN I GET A LITTLE SPLASH?
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>> LOOK, RUSTY.
I KNOW IT HURTS.
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BUT THERE'S NOTHING KEEPING YOU
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HERE NOW.
LEAVE!
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GET OUT OF THIS TOWN...
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AND SET THE NOTARY PUBLIC WORLD
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ON FIRE!
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>> Rusty: I KIND OF THINK YOU'RE
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TRYING TO LIVE YOUR DREAM OF
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BEING A NOTARY PUBLIC THROUGH
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ME.
>> IT'S EASY MONEY!
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"RUSTY THE NOTARY."
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YOU KNOW, IT HAS A RING TO IT.
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>> Rusty: BUT I'M NOT RUSTY THE
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NOTARY.
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AND I'M NOT RUSTY THE SNOWMAN.
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I'M RUSTY THE CUYLER!
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>> OOH!, OOH! HOT COFFEE!
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MELTING HERE!
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>> Sheriff: WELL, THERE'S NO USE
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FOR A LAWMAN WITHOUT
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LAWLESSNESS.
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I'M GOIN' IN.
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>> Rusty: NO, SIR.
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THIS ONE'S MINE.
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>> Sheriff: YOU CAN DO IT,
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RUSTY!
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I'VE GOT FAITH IN YOU, SON!
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>> Rusty: GONNA FIND MY DADDY!
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>> Sheriff: YOU CAN DO IT, BOY.
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GO GET HIM!
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>> Rusty: I CAN'T SEE HIM!
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IT'S SO DARK AND COLD!
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>> Early: HE'S DOWN THERE.
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TRY 'ROUND THAT RUBBER TIRE!
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HE MIGHT BE OVER THERE.
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>> Sheriff: EARLY?
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>> Early: NO.
I'M THE GHOST OF EARLY!
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JIGGIDY BOO!
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>> Granny: OH! IT'S A HAINT!
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DON'T HURT ME!
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>> Early: JIGGIDY BOO!
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>> Sheriff: THAT MUST MEAN I SEE
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DEAD PEOPLE.
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MAMA ALWAYS SAID I HAD A
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SPECIAL --
[ ICE CRACKS ]
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WHOA!
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>> OKAY, Y'ALL. REMAIN CALM.
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I AM IN CHAR--
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
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[ ALL SCREAM ]
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>> Rusty: I'LL SAVE ALL THEM
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OTHER PEOPLE, BUT FIRST I GOT TO
365
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FIND MY DADDY!
DON'T GIVE UP, DADDY!
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>> Early: HELL, I WON'T.
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>> Rusty: DADDY?
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>> Early: COME ON, NOW.
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YOU GET ON OUT OF THERE.
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>> Rusty: DADDY!
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I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
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>> Early: AW, SON.
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YOU KNOW, YOU WAS ALWAYS ON MY
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MIND.
'CEPT WHEN I WAS TRYING TO
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MAINTAIN AN ERECTION, YOU KNOW.
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[ ALL SCREAM ]
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RIGHT NOW WHAT I WANT TO DO IS
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HANG OUT WITH MY SON!
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>> Rusty: YOU LIKE THAT ONE?
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>> Early: NAW.
>> Rusty: HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
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>> Early: NAW. TURN.
>> Rusty: WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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>> Early: TURN IT. NO, UNH! UNH!
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>> Rusty: THIS IS THE BEST DAY
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EVER.
>> Early: NO, AGAIN.
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>> Rusty: I LIKE THIS ONE.
>> Early: NAW. HELL NAW.
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>> Rusty: YOU DON'T LIKE THAT?
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>> Early: CHANGE.
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{\an8}>> Rusty: HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
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{\an8}>> Early: NAW. TURN IT AGAIN.
390
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{\an8}>> Rusty: HERE YOU GO.
391
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{\an8}>> Early: THAT'S AWFUL.
392
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{\an8}>> Rusty: HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
393
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{\an8}IS THAT THE ONE YOU WANT TO SEE?
>> Early: NO. THAT SUCKS.
394
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{\an8}>> Rusty: YOU WANT TO GO THAT
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{\an8}ONE?
>> Early: CHANGE IT.
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{\an8}>> Rusty: SHOULD I GO BACK ONE?
397
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{\an8}>> Early: DO IT AGAIN. TURN IT.
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{\an8}>> Rusty: HOW 'BOUT THIS ONE?
399
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,859
{\an8}>> Early: NAW.
400
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{\an8}>> Rusty: YOU LIKE THIS?
>> Early: NAW.
401
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,328
{\an8}>> Rusty: YOU WANT THIS ONE?
>> Early: NAW. HELL NAW.
402
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,864
{\an8}TURN IT.
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