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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,876 [ STATIC ] 2 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:08,250 [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ] 3 00:00:08,334 --> 00:00:11,083 >> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND 4 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:12,542 BURIED ♪ 5 00:00:12,626 --> 00:00:14,918 ♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,876 JUST EXPLODE ♪ 7 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:20,375 ♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO 8 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:21,834 HIS KINGDOM ♪ 9 00:00:21,918 --> 00:00:24,000 ♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF 10 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:26,250 BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪ 11 00:00:26,334 --> 00:00:28,125 [ YODELING ] 12 00:00:28,209 --> 00:00:29,042 >> Rusty: MY TURN. >> Early: HELL NO. 13 00:00:29,959 --> 00:00:31,209 >> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT 14 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:31,584 THING! 15 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:33,792 >> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM! 16 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,417 >> Rusty: NOW, GRANNY. 17 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:43,667 WOULD YOU GO WITH SATAN'S 18 00:00:43,751 --> 00:00:44,918 GUARDIAN OR ANGEL OF WAR? 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,083 >> Granny: I LIKE TO GO 20 00:00:46,167 --> 00:00:47,000 SHIRTLESS MYSELF. 21 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:48,459 GIVE ME AN EYEBROW PENCIL. 22 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:50,209 I'M GONNA MAN UP YOUR UPPER LIP. 23 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:52,334 OF COURSE I USE MY LIP LINER ON 24 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:53,334 MY NIPPLES FOR FORMAL OCCASIONS. 25 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,250 >> Early: RUSSELL GET YOUR ASS 26 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:56,000 OUT HERE! 27 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:57,959 I COME OUT TO THE OPINION TREE 28 00:00:58,042 --> 00:00:59,792 TO CARVE "AUBURN SUX," AND I 29 00:00:59,876 --> 00:01:00,709 FIND THIS! 30 00:01:00,792 --> 00:01:02,459 WHAT BE THE MEANING OF IT? 31 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:03,709 >> Rusty: WELL, THAT'S -- 32 00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:04,459 THAT'S TAMMI. 33 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:05,792 SHE'S, UH, THE NEW WOMAN IN 34 00:01:05,876 --> 00:01:06,334 MY LIFE. 35 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:07,876 >> Early: WELL, MY LITTLE MAN. 36 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:09,042 >> Granny: OOH! 37 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,083 HE GOT HIM A GIRLFRIEND! 38 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:11,375 >> Early: WHEN YOU GONNA GET HER 39 00:01:11,459 --> 00:01:12,584 PREGNANT SO YOU GOTS TO MARRY 40 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:12,918 HER? 41 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,042 >> Rusty: WELL, WE'RE STILL 42 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,250 GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND 43 00:01:15,334 --> 00:01:15,834 EVERYTHING. 44 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:17,375 IT'S STILL VERY NEW. 45 00:01:17,459 --> 00:01:18,083 >> Early: OH, I SEE. 46 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:19,459 JUST STALKING FOR NOW, HUH? 47 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:20,834 DON'T YOU BE A-TEXTING THREATS 48 00:01:20,918 --> 00:01:22,083 'CAUSE THE POLICE CAN TRACE 49 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:22,459 THAT. 50 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:23,792 IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO 51 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,125 HER, YOU BEST CARVE IT INTO A 52 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:26,375 DOG'S FUR WITH A BOX CUTTER. 53 00:01:26,459 --> 00:01:27,584 NOW, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO SHOW 54 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:28,876 THIS LITTLE GAL A BIG OL' TIME 55 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:29,709 IN MY TRUCK BOAT TRUCK? >> Rusty: YOU MEAN THAT? 56 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:31,834 >> Early: HELL NO, I DON'T. 57 00:01:31,918 --> 00:01:32,959 TAKE THE LAWN MOWER. 58 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:34,125 >> Rusty: OH, MAN. 59 00:01:34,209 --> 00:01:35,626 >> Early: UH-UH-UH-UH! 60 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,792 THE PUSH! 61 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:40,292 >> Rusty: THAT'S CHUCK NORRIS 62 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:41,375 OVER THERE WORKING OUT. 63 00:01:41,459 --> 00:01:42,626 HE'S PROBABLY WAITING ON SOME 64 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,125 NINJAS TO BURST IN. 65 00:01:44,209 --> 00:01:45,375 >> NOW, THE ONE CHUCK'S USING 66 00:01:45,459 --> 00:01:46,709 DOES HAVE THE UPGRADED BEARING 67 00:01:46,792 --> 00:01:47,209 SYSTEM. 68 00:01:47,292 --> 00:01:48,584 >> Rusty: YEAH, STILL WAITING ON 69 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,751 THE NINJAS. 70 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:52,042 HE'S JUST WAITING. 71 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:55,042 HE'S GONNA GET HIM A NINJA. 72 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,083 >> NOW, WHAT ABOUT THE LADIES? 73 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:57,459 >> Rusty: WELL, MAYBE THEY GOT 74 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:58,459 NINJAS IN THE SEQUEL. 75 00:01:58,542 --> 00:01:59,876 >> THAT'S OKAY, RUSTY. 76 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:01,375 AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, 77 00:02:01,459 --> 00:02:03,751 I DON'T CARE WHAT WE DO. 78 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:05,667 >> Rusty: TAMMI, YOU MIND IF I 79 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:06,792 HOLD YOUR HAND? 80 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,334 >> I THINK WE'RE READY TO TAKE 81 00:02:08,417 --> 00:02:10,375 IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 82 00:02:10,459 --> 00:02:11,626 >> Rusty: YOU THINK WE'RE OLD 83 00:02:11,709 --> 00:02:12,375 ENOUGH FOR THAT? 84 00:02:12,459 --> 00:02:14,959 >> I'M READY IF YOU'RE READY. 85 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:17,834 >> Rusty: OH. 86 00:02:17,918 --> 00:02:18,834 DOES THAT FEEL OKAY? 87 00:02:18,918 --> 00:02:20,000 >> Early: OH, I REMEMBER MY 88 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:20,918 FIRST POCKET-FONDLE. >> Granny: OH. 89 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:22,834 >> Early: REMEMBER WHEN I DID 90 00:02:22,918 --> 00:02:23,459 THAT TO YOU? 91 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:24,626 >> Granny: LET ME SEE! 92 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:25,292 IS IT HOT? >> Early: HERE. 93 00:02:26,209 --> 00:02:27,209 PUT ON SAFETY, THOUGH. 94 00:02:27,292 --> 00:02:28,459 HELL, WE DON'T WANT TO BLOW THIS 95 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:29,626 PRETTY LITTLE GAL'S HEAD OFF 96 00:02:29,709 --> 00:02:30,667 BEFORE SHE GOT A CHANCE TO 97 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,292 WRONG US. 98 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:32,959 >> Granny: OH, IF THIS 30-OUGHT 99 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:34,250 COULD BE CUPID'S ARROW. 100 00:02:34,334 --> 00:02:36,417 I COULD SEND THEM TO HEAVEN 101 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,167 WITH A HEAD SHOT OF LOVE. 102 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,876 FULL METAL JACKET! 103 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,751 >> Early: YEP, MY BOY SURE KNOWS 104 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:42,792 HOW TO PICK 'EM. 105 00:02:42,876 --> 00:02:45,667 AND SO DO I. 106 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:50,125 SO DO I. 107 00:02:50,209 --> 00:02:51,751 >> Rusty: I'M HOME. 108 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:54,250 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ] 109 00:02:54,334 --> 00:02:54,834 >> Granny: OH! >> Early: HELL! 110 00:02:55,834 --> 00:02:58,083 WE'VE BEEN UP WORRIED SICK. 111 00:02:58,167 --> 00:02:59,792 UH, [SNIFFS] WHERE YOU BEEN? 112 00:02:59,876 --> 00:03:01,375 >> Rusty: WHERE YOU BEEN? 113 00:03:01,459 --> 00:03:02,542 >> Granny: OH, WE WAS JUST AT 114 00:03:02,626 --> 00:03:03,751 THE TV STORE WATCHING YOU AND 115 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:04,167 YOUR -- 116 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,375 >> Early: WE AIN'T DONE NO SUCH 117 00:03:05,459 --> 00:03:05,792 A-THING. 118 00:03:05,876 --> 00:03:07,334 I WILL SAY THIS. 119 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:08,959 YOU SURE GOT YOU A PRETTY ONE... 120 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:11,083 BEAUTIFUL HAIR, BIG OL' WIDE 121 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,083 BIRTHING HIPS... 122 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,292 >> Granny: BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF 123 00:03:13,375 --> 00:03:13,792 THEM BUNS. 124 00:03:13,876 --> 00:03:14,959 >> Rusty: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT 125 00:03:15,042 --> 00:03:15,918 MY GIRLFRIEND THAT WAY! WE GOT US A SPECIAL 126 00:03:16,834 --> 00:03:17,751 RELATIONSHIP, AND I DON'T 127 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:18,918 WANT TO COMPLICATE IT WITH NO 128 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,292 SEX. 129 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:20,792 >> Early: LOOK, SEX DON'T HAVE 130 00:03:20,876 --> 00:03:21,792 TO BE COMPLICATED. 131 00:03:21,876 --> 00:03:22,918 JUST FIND THE BUTT AND THEN 132 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:23,792 DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT. 133 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:24,918 >> Granny: THAT'S RIGHT -- 134 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:25,375 THE BUTT. >> Rusty: SHUT UP! 135 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:27,417 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 136 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,918 IT'S GOING ALONG JUST FINE... 137 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:29,876 MY WAY! 138 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,417 >> Early: LOOK, I KNOW IT'S AN 139 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,918 EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER RIGHT 140 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,334 NOW, BUT DON'T GET DRAMATIC 141 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:35,459 ABOUT A PIECE OF ASS. 142 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:36,834 IT AIN'T LIKE WE'RE TALKING 143 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,167 ABOUT OBAMACARE OR THE NEW 144 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,000 BOCEPHUS ALBUM. 145 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:40,542 >> Granny: YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 146 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:42,000 YOUR AGE, I WAS ALREADY TRYING 147 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,459 TO KILL MY SECOND HUSBAND AND 148 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:44,709 MAKE IT LOOK LIKE BEARS DID IT. 149 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,000 >> Early: HERE'S SOME CHLOROFORM 150 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:46,542 AND A ROPE. 151 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:47,584 NOW, YOU GO ON AND MAKE AN 152 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:48,751 HONEST WOMAN OUT OF THIS GAL. 153 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,334 >> Granny: YEAH, WHEN THE HELL 154 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:51,375 YOU GONNA MAKE ME A 155 00:03:51,459 --> 00:03:52,334 GREAT-GRANDMILF? 156 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:53,876 >> Rusty: I CAN'T BE IN THIS 157 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:54,751 HOUSE NO MORE! 158 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:57,250 >> Granny: EARLY, DO SOMETHING! 159 00:03:57,334 --> 00:03:58,250 >> Early: JUST REMEMBER, NOW! 160 00:03:58,334 --> 00:04:01,959 SEX OCCURS IN THE BUTT! 161 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,959 HELL, WHAT'S SHE SEE IN HIM? 162 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:05,375 WAIT TILL I DRIVE UP TO HER IN 163 00:04:05,459 --> 00:04:06,375 MY TRUCK BOAT TRUCK. 164 00:04:06,459 --> 00:04:08,542 SHE'S GONNA COME UNDONE! 165 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:10,000 >> Rusty: TAMMI! TAMMI! 166 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:10,918 OPEN UP THE DOOR! 167 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,584 >> [ Sleepily ] OOH, RUSTY. 168 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:13,959 IT'S 2:00 O'CLOCK IN THE 169 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:14,584 MORNING. 170 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:15,876 WHAT'S WRONG? 171 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:16,959 >> Rusty: I CAN'T HANDLE IT 172 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:17,375 ANYMORE. 173 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:19,125 MY COURT-APPOINTED GUARDIANS 174 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,459 DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. 175 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:22,751 >> AW, COME ON IN HERE, DARLING. 176 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:24,459 YOU CAN STAY WITH ME. 177 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:25,584 >> Rusty: REALLY? 178 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:27,042 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DADDY? 179 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:28,000 >> IT'S OKAY. 180 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:29,584 WE'LL STAY ON OUR SIDE OF THE 181 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:30,542 BED. 182 00:04:30,626 --> 00:04:34,334 COME HERE, BABY. 183 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:38,167 >> Rusty: I-I LOVE YOU, TAMMI. 184 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:40,334 >> MMM. 185 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:48,876 [ ROOSTER CROWS ] 186 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:49,751 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] >> Rusty: AAH! 187 00:04:50,584 --> 00:04:51,334 >> WHAT THE HELL?! 188 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,584 >> Rusty: THIS DOG'S GOT A 189 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,334 MESSAGE ON IT. 190 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:55,500 >> "DITCH THE ZERO AND GET WITH 191 00:04:55,584 --> 00:04:56,334 A HE-..." 192 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:58,292 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 193 00:04:58,375 --> 00:04:59,792 >> Rusty: "...MAN. 194 00:04:59,876 --> 00:05:01,834 CONTINUED ON DEER CARCASS." 195 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:02,626 >> Early: [ GRUNTS ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 196 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:04,375 SHE'LL -- SHE'LL THINK SHE HIT 197 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:05,792 IT. 198 00:05:05,876 --> 00:05:06,667 >> Rusty: HELLO, FATHER. 199 00:05:06,751 --> 00:05:08,292 I HAVE COME BACK TO COLLECT 200 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,125 MY EFFECTS. BOTH OF THEM. 201 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:10,834 >> Early: UH-UH-UH-UH! 202 00:05:10,918 --> 00:05:12,000 YOU GONNA LEAVE WITH WHAT YOU 203 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:12,542 COME WITH! 204 00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:14,125 THAT CINDER BLOCK WAS A GIFT. 205 00:05:14,209 --> 00:05:15,167 >> Rusty: FINE -- THE SWAYZE 206 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:15,709 POSTER THEN. 207 00:05:15,792 --> 00:05:16,876 >> Early: WELL, WHERE YOU GONNA 208 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:17,334 STAY? 209 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,918 WITH THAT FINE-ASS HARLOT FROM 210 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,459 TOWN? 211 00:05:19,542 --> 00:05:20,542 ONE WITH THE SWEET ASS? 212 00:05:20,626 --> 00:05:21,709 >> Rusty: HER NAME'S TAMMI, 213 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:23,000 IF Y'ALL BOTHERED TO REMEMBER. 214 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:24,959 >> Early: OH, I'M SORRY, SON. 215 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:26,167 YOU BANGING "TAMMI" YET? 216 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,250 >> Rusty: WE GOT US A HEALTHY 217 00:05:27,334 --> 00:05:28,250 SEX LIFE NOW THAT WE DONE IT 218 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:29,417 ONCE, AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS, AND 219 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,459 IT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE BUTT, 220 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:31,459 AND I WILL THANK YOU NOT TO 221 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:32,584 DISCUSS IT BECAUSE IT'S REALLY 222 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:33,417 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 223 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,918 >> Early: YEAH! WHOO!! 224 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,500 I BET THE LOVIN' WAS GOOD, 225 00:05:36,584 --> 00:05:36,959 BABY! 226 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,375 UNGH, UNGH, UNGH, UNGH, UNGH! 227 00:05:38,459 --> 00:05:39,292 >> Rusty: YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND LOVE. 228 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,375 >> Early: WAIT, RUSTY, WAIT. 229 00:05:41,459 --> 00:05:42,626 COME ON. 230 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:45,000 YOU A MAN NOW, AND IT'S TIME WE 231 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,751 HAD THIS TALK. 232 00:05:47,834 --> 00:05:48,792 IT DON'T INVOLVE THE BUTT? 233 00:05:48,876 --> 00:05:50,500 >> Rusty: NO, SIR, IT DOES NOT. 234 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,584 >> Early: DAMN. 235 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:53,083 WELL, SON, I WANT YOU TO HAVE 236 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:53,959 THESE. 237 00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:55,709 MY GREAT GRANDPAPPY GIVE THESE 238 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:57,375 TO GA GA PEE PAP, AND HE GIVE 239 00:05:57,459 --> 00:05:59,334 'EM TO ME, AND I WASHED 'EM OUT 240 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,792 GOOD, AND I GIVE 'EM TO YOU. 241 00:06:01,876 --> 00:06:02,709 >> Rusty: RUBBERS? >> Early: HMM. 242 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:04,334 IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE? >> Rusty: THANK YOU, DADDY. 243 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,500 FROM ME AND TAMMI BOTH. 244 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:07,459 >> Early: USE THEM IN GOOD HEALTH, SON. 245 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:09,626 LAST THING YOU WANT AT THIS AGE 246 00:06:09,709 --> 00:06:11,334 IS TO GET SOME LOWLY WHITE-TRASH 247 00:06:11,417 --> 00:06:12,751 SKANK-SLUT PREGNANT. 248 00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:13,792 >> Rusty: PREGNANT? 249 00:06:13,876 --> 00:06:15,334 BUT WHAT ABOUT THEM RUBBERS? 250 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,500 >> Early: HELL YEAH, I POKED 251 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:17,083 HOLES IN 'EM. 252 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:18,250 ONCE YOU GET HER KNOCKED UP, 253 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,459 THAT'S YOUR TICKET TO HALF HER 254 00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:19,834 STUFF. 255 00:06:19,918 --> 00:06:21,417 SHE'S GOT PROPERTY OVER THERE! 256 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,083 POSSESSIONS! 257 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,500 HELL, THIS IS YOUR TIME! 258 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,709 >> Rusty: BUT, DADDY, I DON'T 259 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:25,876 THINK I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE A 260 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:26,250 DADDY. 261 00:06:26,334 --> 00:06:27,500 >> Early: THAT AIN'T WHAT YOUR 262 00:06:27,584 --> 00:06:28,167 BALL SAC SAID. 263 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,334 >> Rusty: WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 264 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:30,500 >> Early: YOU GOT A YOUNG'UN 265 00:06:30,584 --> 00:06:31,584 IN THE PIPELINE NOW, SON. 266 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:32,834 YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF WHAT'S 267 00:06:32,918 --> 00:06:34,792 MOST IMPORTANT -- YOU. 268 00:06:34,876 --> 00:06:36,125 SHE'LL DEAL WITH THE KID. 269 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:37,125 >> Rusty: BUT SHE NEEDS ME 270 00:06:37,209 --> 00:06:38,459 TO PROVIDE FOR HER AND THE BABY. 271 00:06:38,542 --> 00:06:39,584 >> Early: WHY IN THE HELL YOU 272 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:40,500 THINK THEY GOT CASINOS? 273 00:06:40,584 --> 00:06:41,584 YOU NEED TO GET ON OVER THERE 274 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:42,417 TO TUNICA RIGHT NOW. 275 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,959 HELL, THEY GOT THE LOOSEST SLOTS 276 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,375 IN THE REGION AND THE BIGGEST 277 00:06:45,459 --> 00:06:46,292 DAMN PAYOUTS. 278 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:47,459 NOW, YOU GET IT ON, SON. 279 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:50,000 GIT! 280 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:51,500 >> Lil: NOW, THE BABY BOOKS 281 00:06:51,584 --> 00:06:53,083 WON'T TELL YOU THIS, BUT WHEN 282 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:54,667 YOUR MILK COMES IN, [INHALES] 283 00:06:54,751 --> 00:06:56,375 YOU REALLY NEED TO DIAL BACK ON 284 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:56,876 THE METH. 285 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,125 [ COUGHING ] 286 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,876 >> WELL, WE DON'T ALLOW CRYSTAL 287 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:01,125 METH IN OUR TRAILER. 288 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,918 >> Lil: YEAH, IT'S BEST YOU DO 289 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,709 IT OUTSIDE, [COUGHS] YOU KNOW, 290 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:05,751 'CAUSE OF THE EXPLOSIONS. 291 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,042 >> Early: WELL, HEY, LITTLE GAL. 292 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,125 WHERE'S THAT YOUNG BUCK OF 293 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:08,500 YOURS? 294 00:07:08,584 --> 00:07:09,542 >> HE LEFT THIS MORNING. 295 00:07:09,626 --> 00:07:10,709 SAID HE WAS GOING TO GET SOME 296 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:11,167 DIAPERS. ISN'T THAT SWEET? 297 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,042 >> Early: HUH. 298 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,500 I COULD-A SWORE HE SAID HE WAS 299 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:16,000 GONNA "BANG HIM SOME WHORES AND" 300 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:17,459 "BLOW A FAT WAD" OVER THERE IN 301 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:18,209 TUNICA. 302 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:19,834 >> I-I DON'T THINK MY RUSTY 303 00:07:19,918 --> 00:07:20,876 WOULD SAY THAT. 304 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:21,918 >> Early: DON'T QUOTE ME, NOW. 305 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,542 BUT THAT IS IN QUOTES. 306 00:07:23,626 --> 00:07:24,500 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] >> HE'S NOT PICKING UP. 307 00:07:25,584 --> 00:07:26,542 >> Early: YEAH, CELLPHONES 308 00:07:26,626 --> 00:07:27,626 PROBABLY DON'T WORK TOO GOOD 309 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:28,292 IN BACK ALLEYS. 310 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:29,709 LITTLE HARD TO HEAR THE RING 311 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,083 TONES OVER THE LOUD MOANING 312 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,375 AND GROANING OF WHORES. 313 00:07:32,459 --> 00:07:33,334 >> [ CRYING ] 314 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:35,083 >> Early: OH, TO BE YOUNG AGAIN. 315 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:40,042 >> Rusty: [ CRYING ] 316 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:45,626 >> [ CRYING ] 317 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:48,083 HE'S BEEN GONE FOUR DAYS! 318 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,459 MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL THE 319 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,125 SHERIFF OR PUT OUT ONE OF THOSE 320 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,417 MISSING-PERSON ALERTS? 321 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,042 >> Early: NO, NO. 322 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,375 I'M SURE HE'S OKAY, AND THE 323 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:55,709 SHERIFF WOULD AGREE WITH ME. 324 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:57,209 RUSTY DONE HOOKED UP WITH SOME 325 00:07:57,292 --> 00:07:58,334 OTHER BITCH RIGHT NOW. 326 00:07:58,417 --> 00:08:00,209 THE GAME'S UP. IT'S OVER. 327 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:02,083 >> HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! 328 00:08:02,167 --> 00:08:03,042 HE LOVES ME! 329 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,751 HE TOLD ME WE WERE GOING STEADY! 330 00:08:04,834 --> 00:08:06,083 >> Early: NOW, YOU GOT TO 331 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,375 UNDERSTAND, LITTLE GAL. 332 00:08:07,459 --> 00:08:09,042 RUSTY'S STILL GOT SOME WILD 333 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,959 SEEDS TO SOW. 334 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,500 AND SO DO I. 335 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:13,626 OH, YEAH. 336 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:14,584 >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 337 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:15,751 >> Early: RUSTY SAID YOU AIN'T 338 00:08:15,834 --> 00:08:16,792 GOT NO PROBLEMS LAYING DOWN 339 00:08:16,876 --> 00:08:17,375 WITH A SQUID. 340 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:18,709 WHY YOU WANT THE SEQUEL WHEN 341 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:19,918 YOU CAN HAVE THE PREQUEL? 342 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,292 THE PREQUEL IS UNEQUAL! 343 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:21,751 WHOO! 344 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,292 >> YOU GET YOUR NASTY HANDS OFF 345 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:23,626 ME! 346 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:24,834 >> Early: OH, I GET IT. 347 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,125 YOU WANT ME TO TALK LIKE RUSTY. 348 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:27,375 [ High-pitched voice ] LET'S 349 00:08:27,459 --> 00:08:28,000 HAVE A DATE! 350 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,125 I AIN'T GOT NO DAMN SENSE 351 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:29,667 ABOUT ME! 352 00:08:29,751 --> 00:08:30,834 >> I'M GOING TO MY MAMA'S! 353 00:08:30,918 --> 00:08:32,167 >> Early: I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME 354 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,542 IN THE BATHROOM DOING GOD KNOWS 355 00:08:33,626 --> 00:08:33,918 WHAT! 356 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,209 I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT NOT 357 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:35,834 HAVING FOOD! 358 00:08:35,918 --> 00:08:37,167 I THINK I'M THE ONE TO BREAK 359 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,792 THE CYCLE! 360 00:08:38,876 --> 00:08:40,334 >> Rusty: [ CRYING ] 361 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:41,876 I JUST COULDN'T DO IT, GRANNY. 362 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:43,626 THE THOUGHT OF ME GAMBLING AWAY 363 00:08:43,709 --> 00:08:45,292 MY SON'S FUTURE MADE ME SICK. 364 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,125 EVEN IF TUNICA DOES HAVE THE 365 00:08:47,209 --> 00:08:49,751 LOOSEST SLOTS IN THE REGION. 366 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:50,792 >> Granny: THEY ALSO HAVE 367 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:52,500 THE BIGGEST PAYOUTS. 368 00:08:52,584 --> 00:08:53,709 >> Early: WELL, LOOK WHO 369 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:54,959 COULDN'T RUN OUT ON HIS 370 00:08:55,042 --> 00:08:56,000 PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND! 371 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,292 SOME MAN YOU ARE. 372 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,125 >> Rusty: I AM A MAN! AND I LOVE MY WOMAN! 373 00:08:59,042 --> 00:08:59,959 >> Early: SHE SASSED ME. 374 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,083 AIN'T GOT NO RESPECT FOR HER 375 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:01,500 ELDERS. 376 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:02,709 >> Rusty: THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE 377 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:03,125 TAMMI. >> Early: YOU MEAN OLD 378 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:04,542 RUNAROUND? 379 00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:05,959 >> Rusty: WHO CALLS HER THAT? 380 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:07,125 >> Early: OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THE 381 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:07,709 TAMMI I KNOW. 382 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,292 UNDER THEM FINE-ASS PERKY 383 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,125 TITTIES BEATS THE COLD, HOLLOW 384 00:09:11,209 --> 00:09:11,959 HEART OF A BITCH. 385 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,292 SHE COME ON TO ME! 386 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:14,876 YEAH, HER BABY DADDY DADDY - 387 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:15,542 ME! 388 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:16,667 >> Rusty: WHAT DID YOU DO, 389 00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:17,083 DADDY? 390 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:18,626 >> Early: I MERELY SUGGESTED 391 00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:20,209 WE TAKE A SHOWER NAKED AS THE 392 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:21,792 DAY WE WAS BORN, AND SHE SAID 393 00:09:21,876 --> 00:09:22,792 THAT I WAS BEING 394 00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:23,959 "INAPPROPRIAFIED." 395 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:25,626 SO I REACHED OUT AND GAVE HER 396 00:09:25,709 --> 00:09:26,334 A SPANK... 397 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:27,751 FOR BEING BAD! 398 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,375 IT AIN'T RIGHT HOW SHE WANTS MY 399 00:09:29,459 --> 00:09:29,834 BODY. 400 00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:31,209 >> Rusty: I WANTED TO BE A 401 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:32,417 FATHER AND SETTLE DOWN. 402 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:33,334 >> Early: WHY? 403 00:09:33,417 --> 00:09:34,626 THAT'S "BORINGER" THAN HELL. 404 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:35,959 >> Rusty: WELL, WHERE IS SHE? 405 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,417 >> Early: SHE RUN OFF TO BE WITH 406 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:38,250 HER MAMA. 407 00:09:38,334 --> 00:09:39,334 >> Rusty: TAMMI! 408 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:39,918 >> RUSTY! 409 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 >> Rusty: I'M BACK! 410 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,500 I MADE SOME MISTAKES, AND I 411 00:09:42,584 --> 00:09:44,083 KNOW YOU DID, TOO, TRYING TO 412 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,709 BUMP UGLIES WITH MY DADDY, BUT 413 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,000 I FORGIVE YOU, AND I'M READY 414 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:47,876 TO BE RESPONSIBLE. 415 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:49,250 AND AIN'T NO REASON TO STAY 416 00:09:49,334 --> 00:09:50,209 HERE WITH YOUR... 417 00:09:50,292 --> 00:09:51,542 MAMA? 418 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:52,751 >> HEY, RANDY. 419 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:53,709 [ SLURPS ] 420 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:56,083 >> Rusty: UH-OH. 421 00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:57,792 THIS CAN STILL WORK OUT, CAN'T 422 00:09:57,876 --> 00:09:58,542 IT, TAMMI? I MEAN, IT AIN'T LIKE WE'RE 423 00:09:59,626 --> 00:10:00,375 BROTHERS AND SISTERS. 424 00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:03,834 >> NO, RUSTY, DON'T YOU SEE? 425 00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:05,417 WE'RE COUSINS. 426 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,250 I GUESS THAT'S WHY I WAS SO 427 00:10:07,334 --> 00:10:09,459 ATTRACTED TO YOU. 428 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,083 >> Rusty: WELL, I MEAN, WE 429 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:12,542 ALREADY BROKE THE SEAL. 430 00:10:12,626 --> 00:10:13,959 WHAT'S ONE MORE TIME IN THE 431 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:15,250 GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS? 432 00:10:15,334 --> 00:10:16,083 >> [ SNORING ] 433 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,209 >> DADDY'S STILL ASLEEP. 434 00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:20,375 HIT THEM BLINDS. 435 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:24,751 >> ♪ OUR BODIES YEARN FOR 436 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:25,375 MOTION ♪ 437 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,709 ♪ I'M ABOUT TO GET ♪ 438 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,792 >> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪ 439 00:10:28,876 --> 00:10:30,209 >> ♪ WHERE I LONG TO BE ♪ 440 00:10:30,292 --> 00:10:31,334 >> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪ 441 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,042 >> ♪ RIGHT BETWEEN THEM KNEES ♪ 442 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,042 >> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪ 443 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,167 >> ♪ IT'S THE PURPLE DOORWAY ♪ 444 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,876 >> ♪ BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS ♪ 445 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:38,042 >> ♪ NO NEED... ♪ 446 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,500 >> Early: I LOVE YOU. 447 00:10:39,584 --> 00:10:40,876 I'LL KILL YOU, BITCH! 448 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:43,083 [ GUNSHOT ] 449 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,584 [ GAVEL BANGS ] 450 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:55,751 HELL, YOU CAN SEE SHE AIN'T 451 00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:56,959 DEAD, AND, HELL, IT WAS ONLY 452 00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:58,375 BIRD SHOT. 453 00:10:58,459 --> 00:10:59,542 IT AIN'T LIKE SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 454 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:00,626 SHE'S JUST THE DAUGHTER OF 455 00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:03,626 A WOMAN I HAD SOME "SAX" WITH. 456 00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:05,792 DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, JUDGE! 28849

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