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[ STATIC ]
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ GET YOUR YANKEE ASS OFF MY
PROPERTY ♪
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♪ I DON'T CARE IF THE BANK GAVE
YOU THE DEED ♪
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♪ THIS FARM'S BEEN CUYLER LAND
FOR G-G-GENERATIONS ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BEAT BACK THEM SNEAKY
JAPANESE ♪
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HA HA!
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♪ IN THE WAR OF 1812 ♪
>> Rusty: MY TURN.
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MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT THING!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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[ SNORING ]
[ RUMBLE ]
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[ GRUMBLES ]
DAMN, THAT THEM SHAKES IS BAD
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TODAY.
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I MUST HAVE TIED ME A HELL OF A
ONE ON LAST NIGHT.
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>> Sheriff: NO, EARLY, THAT
AIN'T YOU.
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I CAN FEEL IT, TOO.
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UH, MAYBE THEY'RE BLASTING DOWN
AT THE QUARRY.
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>> NEED TO...FIT INTO...
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HIGH SCHOOL...SPANDEX.
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>> Sheriff: YEAH, THEY'RE --
THEY'RE BLASTING DOWN AT THE
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QUARRY.
THAT'S IT.
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>> Early: IT WAS KRYSTAL,
WEREN'T IT?
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>> Sheriff: HUH?
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>> Early: I SEEN THEM BIG-ASS
PINK BRITCHES GOING BY!
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SHE'S EXERTIZING, AIN'T SHE?
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[ TAPS ]
>> Sheriff: PIPE DOWN IN THERE.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO EAT MY LUNCH
IN PEACE HERE, PLEASE.
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>> Early: WHAT YOU GOT THERE --
MEAT LOAF?
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WITH THE GIBLETS ON THE SIDE?
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>> Sheriff: I LIKE TO DIP IT.
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>> Early: [ SLURPS ]
THAT'S FAT-FREE GRAVY!
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YOU TRYING TO SHED SOME L.B.s!
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DAMN IT, WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
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AND YOU CARRY THIS ONE, ADD THIS
ONE HERE, AND SUBTRACT AND THEN
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PUT THIS ONE ONTO HERE.
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HELL, IT'S 1614!
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>> NO, IT'S 2011!
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>> Sheriff: DENNY.
>> Early: I KNOW IT! I KNOW IT!
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IT'S A HIGH-SCHOOL-REUNION YEAR!
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>> Sheriff: COME ON.
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>> Early: SO, WHERE'S THE EVENT?
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I DIDN'T GET MY INVITE.
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>> Sheriff: EARLY, NOW REMEMBER,
YOU KIND OF DROPPED OUT IN THE
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SECOND GRADE.
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>> Early: I AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO
DAMN CURSIVE SHOVED DOWN MY
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THROAT BY THE GOVERNMENT!
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IT'S A DEAD LANGUAGE!
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YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE,
SCHOOL CHUM!
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I GOT TO GO PUT MY SMOOTH
TOGETHER!
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>> Dan Halen: YOU TOLD HIM?!
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>> Sheriff: WELL, H-HE SAW HER.
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YOU KNOW SHE ONLY GETS OFF THE
MATTRESS EVERY FIVE YEARS.
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>> Dan Halen: WELL, WE'LL HAVE
TO MOVE IT TO THE VFW THEN.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, IT'S THERE
ALREADY.
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THAT'S WHERE WE ALWAYS HAVE IT.
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>> Dan Halen: THEN IT'S THE LAST
PLACE HE'LL LOOK.
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>> Sheriff: BY GOD, THAT'S
GENIUS!
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>> Dan Halen: YES, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN A BIT OF A GENIUS OVER YOU,
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HAVEN'T I, SHERIFF?
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I SPUN YOUR WORLD INTO
CONFUSION.
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> Sheriff: HELL, I CAN SEE BOTH
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SIDES OF THE ISSUE.
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DO WE REALLY HAVE TO ARGUE?
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W-WHY CAN'T WE JUST -- JUST
SHAKE HANDS AND GO OUR SEPARATE
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WAYS?
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>> Dan Halen: THAT'S THE EXTENT
OF YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE SALT II
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TREATY?
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>> Sheriff: AS LONG AS WE ALL
LOVE JESUS, THAT'S THE MAIN
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THING.
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HE'LL TELL US ALL THE ANSWERS
WHEN WE GET TO HEAVEN AND FIND
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OUT WHO OUR DAD IS.
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>> Dan Halen: WHAT'S THAT, ON --
ON YOUR SHIRT?
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>> Sheriff: WHERE?
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>> Dan Halen: THINK FAST!
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>> Sheriff: OH!
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>> Dan Halen: HA HA HA!
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DEBATE THAT!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Sheriff: WELL, I MAY NOT HAVE
BEEN ALL THAT DAMN GREAT IN
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DEBATE, BUT I DID PRETTY WELL IN
ATTENDANCE THAT YEAR.
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YEP, I WAS THERE.
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>> Dan Halen: TELL ME, WILL WE
BE BRINGING A ROMANTIC DATE THIS
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YEAR, OR ARE WE STICKING WITH
MOM?
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>> Sheriff: NOW, NOW.
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A BACHELOR NEVER KISSES AND
TELLS.
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>> Dan Halen: OR NEVER KISSES AT
ALL.
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LISTEN, YOU'LL HAVE A LITTLE
DOWNTIME TO MINGLE, BUT I WANT
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YOU IN THAT PARKING LOT CHECKING
I.D.s AND PICKING UP YOUR OWN
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CIGARETTE BUTTS.
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>> Sheriff: WELL [CLEARS THROAT]
OKAY.
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UH, CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REUNION
TO CATCH UP WITH YOU --
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>> Dan Halen: YEAH, LET'S SAVE
IT FOR SATURDAY THERE, BUDDY.
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>> Sheriff: OKAY.
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UH, I'LL JUST BE OUTSIDE.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
>> TH-THE REGISTER'S UP THERE.
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JUST T-TAKE IT. JUST -- AAH!
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>> Early: I AIN'T HERE FOR
MONEY!
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YOU GIVE ME A TOWEL, A LOCKER,
AND YOU CALCULATE MY RESTING
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METABOLIC RATE AND MY BODY-MASS
INDEX!
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I NEED TO GET CUT LIKE THEM OLD
BOYS IN "300"!
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'BOUT TO GET...SIDEWAYS TOMORROW
NIGHT!
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[ GRUNTS ]
GONNA COME UNDONE!
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WHOO!
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[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
>> Sheriff: [ MOANING ]
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I-I GOT MY BOOKS, MR. HALEN.
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UH, YOU WANT TO SLAP THEM OUT OF
MY HAND NOW OR YOU -- OH!
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>> Dan Halen: [ LAUGHS ]
EXCUSE ME, YOU SEEM TO HAVE
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SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT THERE.
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>> Sheriff: WHERE?
>> Dan Halen: THINK FAST!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THINK FAST.
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>> HE GOT YOU.
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>> THAT WAS GOOD.
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>> DUMBASS.
>> Sheriff: THAT'S NOT MY SHIRT!
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I CLEANED MY SHIRT!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
DAMN IT!
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[ Echoing ] I'M NEVER FAST
ENOUGH!
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[ BIRDS SQUAWKING ]
>> Dan Halen: BEDDY-BYE,
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MY LITTLE BITCH.
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Sheriff: UH, YOU KNOW,
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THERE'S A LOT OF LOOSE
WHISPERING ABOUT MY BEING A-A
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BACHELOR.
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BUT I-I JUST LIKE DOING MY OWN
THING, YOU KNOW?
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GLENN'S WIFE SAID SHE'S GOING
WITH GLENN, AND MY MOM KEEPS
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USING THAT OLD "NO RAMP ACCESS"
EXCUSE.
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SO I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT YOU AND
I COULD, UH, GO OUT AND HAVE A
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GOOD TIME.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, LIL?
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[ THUDS ]
>> Granny: I LIKE TO DO THINGS!
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>> Sheriff: [ SIGHS ] AH, HELL.
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ALL RIGHT. FINE.
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>> Granny: DO THEY SERVE AN
EARLY MEAL?
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'CAUSE I GET GAS IF I HAVE FOOD
IF IT AIN'T RICE OR IF I EAT TOO
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LATE OR IF I HAVE TOO MUCH RICE.
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>> Early: THE GAME IS ON!
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HELL YEAH!
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>> Granny: [ HUMMING ]
>> Early: HEY, WHERE YOU THINK
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YOU GOING WITH THAT HAIR?
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>> Granny: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO --
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[ GUN COCKS ]
CLASS REUNION.
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>> Early: YEAH, THAT'S DOWN
THERE AT THE OL', UH, VFW,
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RIGHT?
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>> Granny: YUH-HUH.
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>> Early: HELL, I KNOWED IT.
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THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU THOUGHT
THAT IF YOU MOVED IT, THEN I
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WOULDN'T KNOW IT, BUT I KNOWED
IT, AND I DONE SAID IT.
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>> Granny: I SAID YA WAS RIGHT.
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>> Early: NO, HELL NO!
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IT AIN'T AT THE VFW!
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YOU TRYING TO MIND-MESS ME!
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THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT ME TO
THINK, I THINK!
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AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I DO!
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
WAIT! WHERE YOU GOING?
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[ MIRROR CREAKS ]
>> Granny: YOU SEEM SO TENSE.
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I GIVE A REALLY GOOD FBSM.
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>> Sheriff: OH, UNH-UNH. NO. NO.
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I'D HATE TO COMPLICATE OUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH A MEANINGLESS
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ROMP, YOU KNOW.
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>> Granny: WELL, I WASN'T
THINKING A ROMPIN' SO MUCH AS
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MAYBE A QUICK RIM JOB?
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[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Sheriff: AW, HELL, WE GOT US
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A TAIL.
BUCKLE IN.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE A RIDE.
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[ CLICKING ]
GO ON AND PASS.
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YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, FRIEND.
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Y'ALL COME ON AROUND.
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>> Early: OH, I AIN'T GOING
NOWHERE SPECIAL.
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NOW, YOU GO ON NOW TO YOUR CLASS
REUNION.
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HELL, I'M GOOD.
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>> Sheriff: DON'T MAKE ME DO
THIS, EARLY.
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>> Early: DO WHAT?
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>> Sheriff: ALL RIGHT, SON.
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WHERE YOU HEADED TONIGHT?
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>> Early: WHERE YOU HEADED?
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YOU'RE THE POLICE.
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HELL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL
ME.
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>> Sheriff: VFW. DAMN IT!
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EVERY TIME!
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>> Early: WELL, I RECKON YOU
OUGHTA HAUL ME IN THEN.
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>> Sheriff: FOR WHAT?
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>> Early: ASSAULT!
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>> Sheriff: YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
LET YOU GO WITH A WARNING THIS
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TIME --
>> Early: BATTERY!
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>> Sheriff: I-I'M GONNA LET YOU
GO WITH A WAR--
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>> Early: RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT!
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UNPROVOKED HOSTILITY!
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DOMESTIC DISPUTE!
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>> Sheriff: [ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT, FINE!
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COME ON! BACK OF THE CAR!
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[ METAL CLANGS ]
>> Early: YOU LOOK TENSE,
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SHERIFF.
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GIVE THIS OL' BOY A FBSM.
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>> Granny: WHOO!
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>> Sheriff: OH, UNH-UNH.
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UNH-UNH.
>> Granny: FINE.
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>> Sheriff: LISTEN, EARLY.
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I'M GOING TO BE IN A WORLD OF
HURT IF YOU MAKE ANY TROUBLE FOR
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ME HERE.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
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>> Early: AW, I AIN'T GONNA MAKE
NO WAVES.
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COME ON. I GOT YOUR BACK.
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I MEAN, YOU ACT LIKE I AIN'T GOT
NO...
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CLASS OF '86!
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WHOO! LET'S DO THIS!
DO THE HUMPTY HUMP! COME ON NOW!
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>> [ GASPS ]
>> Early: YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.?
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>> Dan Halen: WHAT IS HE DOING
HERE?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, I-I BROUGHT
HIM IN, FOR, UH, QUESTIONING.
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HE'S IN VERBAL CUSTODY.
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>> Dan Halen: STEP AWAY FROM THE
STEAM TABLES AND GET BACK IN THE
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LOT!
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>> Sheriff: BUT YOU SAID I COULD
MINGLE.
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>> Dan Halen: THIS ISN'T A
DEBATE, BECAUSE IF IT WERE, YOU
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JUST LOST TO THE TWO-TIME
DISTRICT REGIONAL RUNNER-UP, OR
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
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HIT THE ASPHALT!
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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> MMM. MMM.
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>> Early: YOU SEE THAT FINE-ASS
BITCH OVER THERE?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> Early: NOW THAT I'M A
SUCCESS, HELL, I'M GONNA IGNORE
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THAT BITCH, RIGHT STRAIGHT INTO
HER SUMBITCHIN' FACE!
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>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>> Early: 'SCUSE ME.
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DO I RECOGTIZE YOU?
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NO, I AIN'T.
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>> YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO I AM.
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>> Early: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU'RE THE BITCH WHAT STOLE MY
HEART AND STOMPED IT INTO PIECES
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WHEN YOU RUN AROUND ON ME!
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>> EARLY?
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>> Early: THAT'S ME!
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>> YOU AIN'T CHANGED A BIT.
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YOU STILL SOME TINY-ASS RUNT
CAN'T BREAK OUT OF A
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FULL-NELSON.
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>> Early: LET GO OF ME, YOU
SUCCUBUS STRAIGHT FROM HELL!
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YOU SEE THIS HERE KNIFE, LITTLE
GAL?
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THE BLADE IS HANZO STEEL.
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HANDLE OF IVORY FROM THE ANTLER
OF AN 28-POINT SUPER-BUCK.
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>> THAT IS A FINE-ASS KNIFE.
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SO YOU OWN THAT OUTRIGHT, HUH?
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>> Early: JUST THREE MORE
PAYMENTS AND SHE'S ALL MINE.
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EQUITY.
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I'M BUILDING SOMETHING HERE.
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>> Shh. HUSH NOW.
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ONLY THING I WANT OUT OF THAT
MOUTH IS YOUR TONGUE.
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[ MOANING ]
>> Sheriff: NO, THANK YOU.
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IT'S CLEAN.
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NOTHING ON MY SHIRT.
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I'M FINE.
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[ LIGHTER CLICKS ]
>> Granny: WELL, I THOUGHT I WAS
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ON A DATE WITH A MAN WHOSE NUTS
HAD DROPPED!
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>> Sheriff: I GUESS I THOUGHT
YOU WERE, TOO.
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>> Granny: JUST GIVE ME YOUR
DRINK TICKETS.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET SOMEBODY
TORE UP IF I'M GONNA GET ANY
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ACTION TONIGHT.
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>> Dan Halen: ...SO I DRAINED
IT, BOUGHT ALL THE LAKEFRONT
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PROPERTY BACK FOR A FRACTION OF
THE PRICE, THEN REFILLED IT WITH
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00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,744
PURE GRAPEFRUIT VODKA.
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00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:07,880
I CRUSHED THAT DEAL.
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00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,115
CRUSHED.
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[ SLURPS ]
I SUPPOSE, UH, I'M SUPPOSED TO
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ASK YOU SOMETHING NOW OR...
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00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,356
I SUPPOSE "WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?"
>> I WORK FOR YOU, MOSTLY,
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AND --
>> Dan Halen: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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YES.
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YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE KIDS,
RIGHT?
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>> WELL, YOU'RE --
>> Dan Halen: NO? GAY?
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00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:24,797
WHAT WAS IT?
265
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,133
>> YEAH, THEY DIED IN THE FIRE.
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00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,701
>> Dan Halen: OH, RIGHT, THE
DEAD ONES, YES.
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>> YEP, YEP.
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00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,471
>> Dan Halen: I SAW THAT ON
FACEBOOK.
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>> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH TORE US
APART.
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>> Dan Halen: WELL, I NEED TO
GET SOME ROAST BEEF ON TINY
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BREAD...
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
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>> Dan Halen: ...AWAY FROM YOU.
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>> Sheriff: AH, AH, AH.
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>> Dan Halen: WHAT IS IT NOW?
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00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:45,217
>> Sheriff: HMM, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR
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00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:46,385
SHIRT.
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00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:50,122
>> Dan Halen: [ Laughing ] YOU
MORONIC IMBECILE, I DON'T --
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>> Sheriff: AND THAT'S FOR
BULLYING ME!
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[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
>> Early: BULLYING.
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THE MEDIA IS ALL OVER IT THESE
DAYS.
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00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:57,663
BUT IS IT THEIR BUSINESS?
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HELL NO.
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00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:03,569
WHY MUST EVERYBODY PREDJUDATE
AGAINST THE BULLY JUST BECAUSE
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00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:07,006
HE LIKES TO SEPARATE YOU FROM
THE NERD HERD AND GIVE YOU A
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00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,240
SOUND-ASS WHOOPIN'?
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00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,742
STOP BULLYING IN ITS TRACKS.
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{\an8}VISIT dontbealowhangingfruit.biz
AND FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN STOP
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{\an8}BEING SUCH A FAT, JUICY TARGET.
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00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:22,021
{\an8}TIPS LIKE LOSE WEIGHT, GET RID
OF THEM ZITS, DON'T BE SUCH A
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00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,824
{\an8}PUSSY, PUSSY, YOU A DAMN PUSSY,
AND GIMME THAT JACKET, 'CAUSE
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00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,360
{\an8}IT'S MINE NOW.
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00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,196
I'M EARLY CUYLER, AND I FEEL
LIKE THIS HERE WAS A MESSAGE
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00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,197
THEY WANTED ME TO CONVEY.
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00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,264
>> ACTUALLY, NO, IT ISN'T.
295
00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,532
>> Early: IT AIN'T?
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00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,767
>> NO, WE GAVE YOU THE SCRIPT --
>> Early: I'LL SAY WHAT THE HELL
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00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,870
I WANT TO SAY, YOU [BLEEP] DAMN
SON-OF-A-BITCHIN' PENCIL-NECK
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MOTHER--
>> ♪ WHEN YOU GO DEEP ENOUGH ♪
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{\an8}♪ IT'S LIKE A SECOND SIGHT ♪
♪ I LEFT THE FAUCET ON ♪
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00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:59,291
{\an8}♪ JUST TO GET IN A FIGHT ♪
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