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[ STATIC ]
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> ♪ MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND
BURIED ♪
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♪ SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD
JUST EXPLODE ♪
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♪ WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO
HIS KINGDOM ♪
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♪ I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS OF
BITCHES WHEN I GO ♪
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♪ WHEN I GO ♪
>> Rusty: MY TURN.
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>> Early: HELL NO.
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>> Rusty: MAN, LET ME DRIVE THAT
THING!
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>> Early: DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
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>> Sheriff: HEY, EARLY.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU HAVE
ON YOUR HEAD?
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>> Early: MY NEW LID.
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NATIONAL ASBESTOS ASSOCIATION'S
A-GIVIN' 'EM OUT.
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>> Sheriff: "I'M DID ASBESTOS I
CAN."
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>> Early: THIS HERE HAT WAS ONCE
THE DROP CEILING OF A DAY CARE.
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THEY GOING GREEN NOW!
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>> Sheriff: THIS IS POORLY
TRANSLATED FROM CHINESE.
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DAMN IT, EARLY.
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YOU ALWAYS GOT TO LOOK FOR THE
"MADE IN THE U.S.A." LABEL.
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[ THUMPING, SQUISHING ]
OH, MY LORD.
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>> Early: WHAT?
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>> Rusty: AH!
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DADDY, YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE
WEARIN' THAT HAT NO MORE!
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>> Granny: YEAH, THEY SENT US
THIS HAT WITH REGARDS TO YOUR
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HAT.
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WHOO! THIS IS A NICE HAT.
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>> Early: THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS
TO STAY OUT OF MY LIFE!
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[ COUGHS ]
FREEDOM AIN'T FREE NO MORE!
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[ COUGHS ]
>> Sheriff: EARLY, WE GOT TO GET
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YOU TO THE DOCTOR.
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>> Early: NAH.
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FETCH ME MY COCK JOHNSON
CHAMPIONSHIP HEADACHE POWDERS.
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[ SNIFFS ]
I'LL BE FINE.
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[ COUGHING, WHEEZING ]
>> Rusty: DADDY?
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>> Sheriff: OH, DEAR GOD.
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
>> WELL, UH, THE X-RAYS ARE IN.
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YOU BETTER HAVE A LOOK AT
THIS.
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>> Sheriff: UM, WHAT AM I
LOOKING AT, UH, EXACTLY?
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>> WHAT, UH [CLEARS THROAT]
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, IS THAT YOUR
SEMI-ERECT PENIS THERE?
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>> AH, COULD BE. COULD BE.
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MM.
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AHHH. I BETTER PUT THIS UP.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
SAVE MY BATTERY.
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>> Sheriff: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
AREN'T YOU, UH, GONNA GIVE SOME
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SORT OF DIAGNOSIS OR SOMETHING?
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>> FOR HIM?
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NO, NO. HE'S TOAST.
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PUT A FORK IN THAT.
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>> Sheriff: W-WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING?
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>> PUT A FORK IN THAT, I SAID.
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OH, WHO SAYS THAT?
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>> Sheriff: IS HE GONNA DIE?
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>> PROBABLY.
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UNLESS HE'S, LIKE, SOME SORT OF
GOD OR SOMETHING.
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[ TINK! TINK! ]
HE'S NOT FROM ANCIENT GREECE, IS
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HE?
>> Sheriff: N-NO.
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>> LET ME SHOW YOU THIS IMAGE.
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>> [ GIGGLES ] STOP!
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>> PORNO. BIG TIME.
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>> Sheriff: I -- YOU KNOW, THAT
GUY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
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HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
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WE'LL...DO A SEARCH ON THE WEB.
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HELL, WE'LL GO DOWN TO ATLANTA
WHERE THE REAL DOCTORS ARE.
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>> Early: OH, I AIN'T GOT NO
INSURANCE FOR THAT MESS.
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>> Sheriff: THEN WE'LL GO TO A
CHIROPRACTOR AND WE'LL GET A --
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A NON-MEDICAL OPINION, BUT IF
YOU'RE GONNA GET BETTER, YOU'RE
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GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT HAT OFF
NOW.
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>> Early: MY LID!
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>> Sheriff: THERE WE GO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT THE...W-WHERE'D YOU GET
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THAT?!
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>> Early: I-I-I CAN'T CONTROL MY
CRAVINGS!
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I'M DOWN TO A PACK A DAY.
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>> Sheriff: DAMN IT, EARLY.
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CAN'T YOU SEE THESE HATS ARE
KILLING YA?
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>> Early: I KNOW IT AIN'T GOOD
FOR ME, BUT...I JUST AIN'T GOT
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THE STRENGTHS TO QUIT.
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[ SOBS ]
>> Sheriff: I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
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IT'S OKAY.
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YOU WANT TO DO SOME BIG OL'
DONUTS IN MY CAR HERE?
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>> Early: [ SNIFFLES ] YEAH.
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YOU BEST GET THE HELL OUT.
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>> Sheriff: OH! OH!
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>> Early: [ SNIFFLES ]
[ SIREN WAILS, TIRES SCREECH ]
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OOH! WHOO-HOO!
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HELL YEAH!
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>> Rusty: SO, WHAT DID THE
DOCTOR SAY ABOUT MY DADDY?
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>> Sheriff: UH...WELL, HE'S, UH,
A-OKAY.
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HE'S GONNA BE JUST FINE, FINE AS
WINE, LIKE A FRIENDSHIP, UH,
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SAVORED SWEETLY OVER TIME.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
>> Early: HEY, HOSS, YOU GOT YOU
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ANOTHER CAR?
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>> Sheriff: UH, YEAH, I-I THINK
I COULD RADIO FOR ANOTHER ONE.
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>> Early: WHAT'S THIS?
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YOU CRYING, PUSSY?
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>> Sheriff: [ Voice breaking ]
YOU'VE JUST BEEN SUCH A GOOD
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FRIEND, I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU
GO LIKE THIS.
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>> Early: HEY, Y'ALL, LOOKY
HERE.
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THIS PUSSY'S A-CRYIN'.
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[ COUGHS ]
>> Rusty: DADDY, UH, YOU
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AIN'T -- YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' SO
GOOD.
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MAYBE YOU BETTER LIE DOWN.
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>> Granny: LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT
COME OUT AHEAD IN THE DEAD POOL
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AFTER ALL.
>> Early: BITCH, I'M FINE.
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[ COUGHS ]
ITS JUST A HEADACHE.
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[ SIGHS ]
>> Rusty: HE AIN'T GONNA BE FINE
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AT ALL, IS HE, SHERIFF?
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>> Sheriff: NO, HE -- HE AIN'T
GOT LONG, RUSTY.
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LET'S JUST GIVE HIM WHAT HE
NEEDS AND MAKE SURE HE'S
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COMFORTABLE IN HIS FINAL DAYS.
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>> Early: GIVE IT TO ME.
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[ COUGHS ]
ALL OF IT, YOU SUMBITCH!
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I'M-A HAVE ME A LITTLE NAP HERE,
BUT WHEN I WAKE UP, I EXPECT
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THIS HERE SACK TO BE FULL OF
MONIES.
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[ WHEEZES ]
CASHY MONIES!
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[ BELL JINGLES ]
>> Sheriff: YOU HEARD HIM, BOYD.
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JUST HAND IT TO ME.
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I'LL FILL THE SACK.
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[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> I WAS GONNA THROW THESE
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TAQUITOS OUT, BUT IF IT WILL
MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE GOT ONE
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OVER ON ME, THEN...
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>> Sheriff: THANKS, BOYD.
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YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR EARLY
WHEN HE NEEDED TO ROB YOU.
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>> Early: [ SNORING ]
>> Sheriff: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
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SAY, GLENN.
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PUT YOURSELF IN HIS SHOES.
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I MEAN, IT'S WHAT HE WANTED.
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>> BUT IT'S MY WIFE.
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>> AND I REALLY DON'T WANT THIS.
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>> Early: PLEASE, Y'ALL.
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[ COUGHS ]
DON'T FIGHT.
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I CAN'T STAND TO SEE IT.
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COME ON, GLENN'S WIFE.
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[ COUGHS ]
WRAP YOUR FINE-ASS MOUTH AROUNDS
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MY TOES.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
I-I COULD GO AT ANY MINUTE.
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>> WELL...
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[ Muffled ] WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO
SEE HIM AGAIN.
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>> Early: THERE YOU GO, BABY.
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>> ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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>> Sheriff: EARLY, THIS HERE IS
THE MAN FROM THE "MAKE A
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MIRACLE" NETWORK.
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HE ARRANGED THIS WHOLE DEAL
TODAY.
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>> WELL, HEY, THERE, BIG GUY.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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>> Rusty: OH, NO, NO. NO, SIR.
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IT'S FOR MY DADDY.
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>> OH, YOUR -- YOUR DADDY?
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OKAY.
>> Early: THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> YOU TOLD ME HE WAS 7.
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>> Sheriff: OH, WELL, UH, HE GOT
THAT, UH, THAT GLAND DISEASE
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THAT MAKES YOU LOOK OLD.
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>> YEAH, BUT THIS ONE HERE JUST
CALLED HIM "DADDY."
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>> Sheriff: NO, HE DIDN'T.
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FIRE IT UP, BOYS!
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>> ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE A
CONFEDERATE ♪
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♪ WHERE WE STILL HAVE SLAVERY ♪
♪ AND IT'S SAD THEM YANKEES HAD
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TO DIE ♪
♪ THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED
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WITH GENERAL LEE ♪
♪ AND I WILL STAND UP
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AND SALUTE THESE STATES ♪
♪ PROUD MEMBERS OF THE S.E.C. ♪
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>> Early: [ SNIFFLES ]
>> ♪ DADDY'S BUTT-DRUNK AND
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MAMA'S ON THE GRIDDLE ♪
♪ COOKING UP CRYSTAL METH ♪
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♪ READY IN A LITTLE ♪
♪ GONNA TEAR YOUR ASS STRAIGHT
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UP THE MIDDLE ♪
>> ♪ GOD BLESS THE
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CONFEDERACY! ♪
>> Early: THERE YOU GO!
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[ SNIFFLES ]
ALL THE HISTORIES AND SCHOOL
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BOOKIN' YOU'LL EVEN NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT'S RIGHT UP THERE IN LASER
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LIGHT.
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>> Sheriff: WELL, EARLY, I'M
JUST GLAD YOU COULD SEE IT YOUR
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WAY BEFORE YOU DIED.
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>> Early: YEAH.
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[ SNIFFLES ] WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
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>> U-UH...UH...
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LOOK, EARLY, IT'S
GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING ARTIST
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T-PAIN!
>> Early: HELL, I KNOW TAH-PAIN.
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THERE YOU GO, HOSS.
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>> UMM, WHAT -- WHAT IS THIS?
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>> Early: THAT THERE IS A RAP.
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>> "I LIKE DRIVING MY TRUCK.
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AUBURN SUCKS"?
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>> Early: YEAH, YOU -- YOU
TWIDDLE THE KNOBS AND, UH, LET
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ME KNOW WHEN IT DROPS.
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>> I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIND OF
LIKE JUST A PHOTO WITH THE
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CHAIN.
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>> Early: I'LL BUY YOU A DAMN
DRINK.
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>> HEY! THAT'S MY WIFE, MAN!
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>> Early: [ Yawning ] YEAH, WHAT
ELSE YOU GOT?
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>> OKAY, BIG GUY, THIS IS
KEVIN GILLESPIE.
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>> HEY, THERE, BUDDY.
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>> HE WAS FAN FAVORITE ON
"TOP CHEF" LAST SEASON.
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YOU KNOW "TOP CHEF" ON BRAVO?
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YOU WATCH BRAVO?
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YEAH? NO?
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>> ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW TWIST
ON A SOUTHERN CLASSIC?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT SKILLET FRIED
CHICKEN WITH PICKLED WATERMELON
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AND -- P-PLEASE, DON'T! NO!
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>> Early: ...SWEET TEA GELéE.
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CONTRIVED.
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>> YOU KNOW, I-I-I DON'T WANT TO
OFFEND YOU.
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I KNOW YOU HAVE THIS DISEASE AND
ALL, BUT, UM, I DON'T THINK
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YOU'RE REALLY 7 --
[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> Early: THIS HAS ALL MADE ME
VERY TIRED.
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[ COUGHS ]
>> Sheriff: EARLY?
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[ Voice breaking ] OH, GOD, NO!
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[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Early: YEP, THIS WILL DO.
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I LIKE IT.
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>> Sheriff: UH, EARLY, WHY NOT
JUST SOMETHING SIMPLE AND
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ELEGANT LIKE THIS PINE BOX HERE?
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SINCE I'M...KIND OF FOOTING THE
BILL ON THIS WHOLE THING.
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>> Early: YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT
WITH A DAMN BANG, DON'T YOU?
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>> Sheriff: WELL, OF COURSE I --
>> Early: IT'S A COFFIN THAT'S A
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BASS GUITAR AND A BOURBON
BOTTLE.
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IT'S GENIUS!
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>> Sheriff: NO, I-I KNOW --
>> Early: IT'S MY FINAL WISHES!
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[ COUGHS ]
DON'T YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY?
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[ WHEEZES ]
>> Sheriff: [ SIGHS ]
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[ BASS GUITAR PLAYS ]
OKAY, WE'LL, UH, TAKE THE
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MICHAEL ANTHONY.
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>> Early: YEAH!
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WE CALL THIS HERE CURVE THE
CUYLER KILLER.
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ALL MY WILDEST KIN MET THEIR
MAKER HERE AND PUNCHED HIS ASS
223
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,082
IN THE FACE.
224
00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,684
THIS HERE WAS MY GREAT UNCLE,
URLO.
225
00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:44,690
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Early: HIS GAL, URLOTTA.
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00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:45,892
DICKIE JACK.
227
00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:49,729
HIS MEMORIAL WAS A DAMN
BLOODBATH.
228
00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:53,866
>> Sheriff: OH, YEAH, I-I WAS
DOING THE ESCORT ON THAT ONE.
229
00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:54,901
ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.
230
00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:55,835
COME ON AROUND.
231
00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,937
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. AAH!
232
00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,739
[ ENGINE REVS ]
WHY ARE WE HERE, EARLY?
233
00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:03,442
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE BURIED ON
THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD.
234
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,444
>> Early: I AIN'T HERE TO PICK A
PLOT.
235
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,080
I'M HERE TO END IT -- THE CUYLER
WAY.
236
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:08,781
BOOM!
237
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,616
>> Sheriff: OH, COME ON, EARLY.
238
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,952
[ SNIFFS ]
WITH TODAY'S HEADACHE-POWDER
239
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,121
SCIENCE AND ALL, Y-YOU COULD
RECOVER.
240
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,088
>> Early: NAH.
241
00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,256
SCIENCE IS THE DEVIL'S GAME.
242
00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:20,793
IF JESUS WOULD HAVE HAD HIMSELF
A 454 BIG BLOCK, HE'D HAVE
243
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,462
WANTED THEM JEWS TO KILL HIM
THIS WAY, TOO.
244
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,199
>> Sheriff: [ SIGHS, SNIFFLES ]
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
245
00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:30,136
YOU DESERVE TO DIE WITH SOME
DIGNITY.
246
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,704
SO [SNIFFLES] GO ON.
247
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,973
GET YOUR TRUCK-BOAT TRUCK.
248
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,309
>> Early: UNH-UNH. NO, SIR.
249
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,811
>> Sheriff: OKAY. TAKE THE KEYS.
250
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,613
GUESS I'LL TELL YOUR GRANNY YOU
STOLE IT.
251
00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:41,647
>> Early: COME ON, NOW.
252
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,382
LET ME HIT YOU SO IT'S
BELIEVABLE.
253
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:45,651
>> Sheriff: WE COULD PROBABLY
COVER THAT WITH A STORY --
254
00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:46,953
>> Early: GIVE ME THEM RIBS.
255
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,120
NOW A KICK TO THE ORBITAL.
256
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,956
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I WOULD HAVE
DONE IT.
257
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,657
>> Sheriff: FAREWELL, OLD
FRIEND.
258
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,659
[ SIGHS ]
JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE SAFELY
259
00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,728
INSIDE THE PEARLY GATES BEFORE
YOU START CALLING EVERYBODY
260
00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:56,562
HOMOS.
261
00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,998
>> Early: DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT
TO DO.
262
00:09:59,098 --> 00:09:59,999
I'LL DO AS I PLEASE!
263
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,968
>> Sheriff: [ Laughing ] OH,
YOU'RE SUCH A PILL.
264
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:02,835
>> Rusty: HEY, Y'ALL!
265
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,470
LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE
LIBRARY!
266
00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,972
>> Sheriff: EXPERIMENTAL
PROCEDURE?
267
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,673
>> Rusty: YEAH, THEY GOT THEM A
TREATMENT THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO
268
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:08,441
SAVE DADDY.
269
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:09,809
>> Sheriff: WE'VE GOT TO STOP
HIM!
270
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,011
EARLY, WAIT!
271
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:18,584
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
WAIT, EARLY. WAIT!
272
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:29,362
[ TIRES SQUEAL, SIREN WAILS ]
EARLY, GREAT NEWS FROM OVERSE--
273
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,663
>> Early: DAMN AIR BAGS!
274
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,832
LOOK HERE, I DONE CHIPPED A DAMN
TOOTH!
275
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:36,636
{\an8}[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> YEAH.
276
00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:37,203
{\an8}PIZZLE.
277
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,171
{\an8}WHOO-HOO! LETS GO, EARLY.
278
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:39,972
{\an8}WHAT WE DO!
279
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,041
{\an8}>> Early: I LIKE DRIVING IN MY
TRUCK.
280
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,011
{\an8}>> ♪ HE LIKES TO DRIVE IN HIS
TRUCK ♪
281
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,178
{\an8}>> Early: AUBURN SUCKS.
282
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,714
{\an8}>> ♪ AUBURN SUCKS ♪
>> Early: I LIKE DRIVING IN MY
283
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,615
{\an8}TRUCK.
284
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,717
{\an8}>> ♪ HE LIKES TO DRIVE IN HIS
TRUCK ♪
285
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,852
{\an8}>> Early: UH, AUBURN SUCKS.
286
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:58,290
{\an8}>> ♪ AUBURN SUCKS ♪
>> Early: I LIKE TRUCKS.
287
00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:02,795
{\an8}>> ♪ HE LIKES TRUCKS ♪
>> Early: I DON'T, UH, I DON'T
288
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:03,562
{\an8}CARE FOR AUBURN.
289
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:08,300
{\an8}>> ♪ HE DOESN'T CARE FOR
AUBURN ♪
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