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>> ♪ to run off and took her
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Home and chicken
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When I broke jail the house was
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Burn to bare
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Somedays life just don't seem
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That fair
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I don't even care
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>> my turn!
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>> hell no.
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>> I want to drive that thing.
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Come on.
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>> don't touch the trim.
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>> trabajo! Trabajo! Trabajo!
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>> trabajo! Trabajo! Trabajo!
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>> trabajo! Trabajo! Trabajo!
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>> trabajo!
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>> hell yeah I got yer bajo!
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Come on y'all hop in everybody
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Lets go.
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>> what kind of job you need
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All all these boys for?
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>> the job is, y'all gonna jump
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Off this here cliff.
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>> si señor.
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>> si.
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>> come on now single file.
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Get on now there's plenty of
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Work for everybody.
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>> job?
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Job!
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I'm a jober look at me at me go.
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I'm strong.
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>> no granny!
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Granny goes off the cliff.
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>> gonna be...Wahhh.
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>> good job now.
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>> this job sucks.
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>> look daddy!
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>> whoa whoa whoa mexico!
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This ain't the job!
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>> aw, that shade really opens
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Up the entire ridge.
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>> that really brings the earth
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Tones outta the dirt.
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>> alright fine.
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And hang some drapes.
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And when you finish, I still
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Expect you gonna jump off this
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Cliff.
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>> you stealing american jobs
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And I ain't gonna have it!
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>> what job, daddy?
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You ain't got no job.
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>> you you ain't worked in
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Months.
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>> don't you shine a light on
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Me!
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I'm between opportunities!
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Thank you very much.
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Gimme a chance to get my damn
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Mind straight!
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>> I got a couple jobs for you
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Big boy- wh- what the
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Hel..Ahhhh!
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>> (chanting) mexico!
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Has to go!
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You hiring work?
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Say mexi-no!
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Red white and blue!
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Will work for you!
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Except for the jobs that we
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Won't do!
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Hanging sheetrock - we won't do!
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Painting houses - we won't do!
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Anything septic - we won't do!
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Drive for nascar - sure we'll
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Do!
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Talk about movies - yes, we'll
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Do!
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Toss me a frisbee - that sounds
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Fun!
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>> howdy friend!
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You hear to hire you some
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Red-blooded americans?
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>> where're them other guys?
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>> hell, they took a hot boxcar
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Back to dirtville.
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Red, white, and blue we'll do
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It for you!
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>> well, hell.
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I'll need somebody to paint the
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Inside of my chimney.
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>> what we talkin' bout salary
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Wise?
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>> four dollars and uh, how's a
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Cheeseburger sound?
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>> signing bonus?
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>> no.
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>> you got paternity leave?
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>> no.
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>> accidental death and
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Disemmemberment?
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>> no.
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>> daycare for the kid?
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>> no.
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>> company stock option plan?
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>> naw.
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>> so I won't be fully vested
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In the company stock option
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Plan?
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>> no.
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>> casual fridays?
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>> today's saturday.
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>> what kinda hours we talkin'
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About?
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>> today.
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Saturday.
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>> ooh, I was hoping to take
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Some time off before this job.
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>> get in.
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>> four dollars, right?
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>> and uh, the rest of this
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Cheeseburger.
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>> american cheese?
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>> pepperjack.
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>> no!
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That's a mexican cheese!
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>> hey daddy, how was work?
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>> I ain't going back was how
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It was!
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Micromanaging my ass all damn
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Day.
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Cause them damn mexicans coming
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Over here and taking all our
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American jobs!
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>> so basically you quit.
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>> look here, if it weren't for
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The damn mexicans doing these
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Jobs, I wouldn't have to do
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These jobs cause these jobs
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Don't exist.
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They're bringing the
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Sumbitchin' jobs in, and then
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They're taking them all away
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From the tax-paying americans
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That don't want to do the damn
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Jobs!
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Open yer damn eyes!
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>> what the hell we gonna do?
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>> I'd like to thank y'all for
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Coming out here and joining our
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Fine group of patriots, the
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Fine ol' solution.
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Yes, you in the front.
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>> early, we're a nation of
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Immigrants, people that come
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Over here to start a better way
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Of life.
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I mean hell even your
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Ancestors...Well,
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Huh, I don't know where they
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Came from...
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Maybe a nuclear accident or
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Space.
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The point is, rusty asked me to
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Nominate jimmy eat world as the
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Group name.
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>> hell yeah!
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Jimmy eat world!
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Jimmy eat world!
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>> I got to admit, jimmy eat
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World does have a ring to it.
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>> irreverant.
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Aspirational.
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It speaks to my needs.
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>> yeah that's good, I like
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Jimmy eat world as a name.
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>> alright damn it fine.
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Jimmy eat world it is.
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Stupid damn name makes me not
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Even wanna do this mess.
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>> well, how are you gonna keep
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Them beaners out?
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>> this here wall will
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Encompass the entire dougal
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County perimeter.
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>> these here alligators gonna
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Be running patrol shifts with
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The grizzly bares and the
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Sharks.
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Now, they'll be genetically
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Adapted to live on land and
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Everything I mean we'll give
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Them lungs so they can breath
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The air.
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>> yes, in the front.
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>> a-are those, uh, patrol
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Alligators, uh, gonna be uhhh
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Trained to handle firearms or
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What?
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>> ah no, but the gorillas will
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Be trained to handle the
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Alligators.
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What's gonna throw alligators
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At the mexicans.
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Next, uh you in front.
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>> well, where we gonna get the
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Money to train a bunch of
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Alligator throwing gorillas?
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>> I'm glad you asked that
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Question.
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This hat is gonna be going
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Around so uh.
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>> I ask that you please
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Disregard the adequately
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Descriptive fine ol' solution
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Graphics...
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>> so to clarify, we are trying
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To keep all cheap unskilled
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Labor from working here, in our
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County, at my hot dog factory?
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Hypothetically speaking.
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I mean of course I never hire
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Anyone who is not...
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Right, sheriff?
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>> well uh, I know you told me
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To say I know you don't hire
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Illegals.
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And I'll say it too.
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I don't want to lose my job to
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No mexican.
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>> maybe I should just move my
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Hot dog factory to mexico, by
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Eliminating their need to steal
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American jobs because these
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American jobs would in fact
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Already be mexican jobs.
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>> hell yeah!
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Put it down there where they
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Are!
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They trying to steal our
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American jobs!
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>> you've mentioned that, yes.
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Come to think of it, I- I will
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Support your moronic enterprise.
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But on one condition.
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>> it's impenetrable!
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>> damn it!
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>> daddy, that wa- that wall
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Ain't gonna keep nobody out.
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>> it's really more of a pile
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There rusty.
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And the workmanship is, well,
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Questionable.
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>> damn light beer cans!
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I knowed I shoulda gone with
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The damn bricks over there!
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>> where's the talking gorillas
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Supposed to stand.
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>> we're gonna have to hire
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Some help boys.
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>> we out of money!
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I spent it all on these adult
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Concerns and asian massage!
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Keeping illegals out gets me so
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Damn stressed.
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>> well we got all the tools
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And all the supplies.
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>> but it is hot.
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And looks like this will take
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Longer than five minutes.
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>> that there's good work,
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Illegals.
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And y'all gonna stay the hell
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Out of my country, soon as you
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Finish now.
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And what in the hell is this?
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I told you I wanted decorative
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Skeletons every six foot, heck
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That ain't gonna pass
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Inspection.
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>> the madonna and child
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They shall come before it to
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Pray...
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>> and to die.
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Land-mines here, here, and here.
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Step back now, motion activated.
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>> bahahh!
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>> you.
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What do you fear most?!
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>> public speaking, mang.
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I hate it mang.
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>> podiums, teleprompters,
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Microphones here, here, and
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Here.
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And you, do not picture us in
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Our, roll up the damn
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Prompter...
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Underwear!
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It's grab ass hour out here
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Lets go.
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>> that's right.
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You just mortar yourself out.
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>> good job.
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Go on back to mexico.
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>> adios amigos.
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>> (sings) this is our country.
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>> adios adios.
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>> now, early you do realize
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This wall just surrounds your
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Property, right?
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>> almost surrounds it.
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>> ah damnit!
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>> finally!
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Sovereign american soil!
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Open for business!
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>> how am I gonna get to my job
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At the hot dog factory?
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>> yeah, I freelance over there
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Sometimes.
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>> too bad.
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That's gone to mexico.
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>> then we oughta go down there
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To mexico and steal them jobs
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At the hot dog factory.
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>> hell yeah!
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>> let's do it.
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>> woo!
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>> aw hell!
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We're trapped!
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>> uhh?
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What now early?
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>> we watch.
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We wait.
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And we keep them out.
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And we keep them from commin
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Over here and stealin--
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>> yes
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I know from stealing our jobs,
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I heard you.
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>> shhhh shhh shhh.
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Mexican on the loose!
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Fire the damn lasers!
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Throw an amerigator!
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Unleash american fury!
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Go! Go! Go!
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>> hold your fire, don't shoot
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More gators.
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Stop!...
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That's a raccoon early.
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>> uh, mexican raccoon?
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Come to steal american raccoon
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Jobs?
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>> I think he's just trying to
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Get a nut early.
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>> fire the damn lasers!
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>> oh, come on now.
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Stop it!
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>> right now-- go, go, go, go!
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>> cut it out, stop!
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>> damn it I need some conflict!
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I thrive on it.
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>> I thrive on food.
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>> did we not wall in some food?
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>> it's hot in here daddy.
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I can't breathe.
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>> I'm gonna slingshot you over
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The wall, hopefully near a
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Birthday party of some sort.
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And when you get over there,
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Make sure them mexicans ain't
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Took our jobs.
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>> how'm I gonna get back?
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>> ok, make another slingshot,
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But make sure you destroy the
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Slingshot so no mexicans
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Slingshot back over here and
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Take all our american jobs what
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Was meant for americans.
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Also, bring back some damn food.
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>> what you wanna eat?
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>> I feel funny sayin this
385
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But...
386
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I'm craving tacos.
387
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>> alright daddy.
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>> america is number one.
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>> america is number one.
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>> fire.
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>> aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
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>> and let's do the cheese dip,
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Too!
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>> ah oww!
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Hmmm, kind of looks nice.
396
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>> piñata, piñata.
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>> no wait, hold on, hold on.
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Ow, my balls.
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>> meat!
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>> mine.
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>> a letter!
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Written in jibberish.
403
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>> who here speaks jibberish?
404
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Sheriff?
405
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>> oh that's right.
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We done ate that sonmabitch.
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>> now let me see here.
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Ola...Olllla.
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>> dearest father, I hope this
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Letter finds you well.
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Over the last few months I've
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Come to realize that the enemy
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Was us.
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But more specifically, it was
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You.
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>> we're having a parade in
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Your honor, to celebrate
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Walling you in.
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I would invite you, but you're
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Walled in.
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If you need any sheetrock work
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Done I- I know a guy.
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>> your new grandson.
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Mexican women like to marry me
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Cause I'm handsome and on the
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Ball.
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Yours truly, russel esposito.
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Ps I took my wife's name so no
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One thinks I'm related to you.
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>> (reads)
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Ol...Ol...Oolll...Olla....
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Hola.
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>> ain't no letter worth
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Nothing ever wrote by a damn
435
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Bird!
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>> mmmmm.
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>> the bird is mine!
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