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♪ get your yankee arse
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Off my property ♪
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♪ don't care if the banker
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Gave you a deed ♪
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♪ this farm's been cuyler land
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For generations ♪
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♪ since we beat back
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Those sneaky japanese ♪
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♪ in the war of 1812 ♪
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♪ bring our boys home ♪
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>> man, let me drive that thang!
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>> do not touch the trim!
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>> faxify, you sombitch!
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Faxy fax!
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Come on now, faxilate!
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>> did you hit nine?
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>> yes, glenn, I hit nine.
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I know how to get a damn
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Outside line.
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>> alright. Sorry, sorry.
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What's the uh,
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What's the display say?
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>> "See manuel"?
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They put a damn bean muncher
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In charge of this thing?
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>> uhhh, says you didn't put
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The number of the fax machine
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You're sending it to.
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>> what?
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You got to have another machine?
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That's how they get you.
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You buy one, now you got to
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Have two!
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>> yeah, that and you're --
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You're trying to fax a pork
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Chop.
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And gravy.
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>> I ain't faxing no damn
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Pork chop, glenn!
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This here's a pigs foot pickled
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In vinegar brine.
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Hell son, I got mouths to feed.
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>> rusty: meat!
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>> the meat fax is here!
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>> give me that food!
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Give me that meat man!
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I'm gonna get me some meat!
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>> drop it boy!
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>> there.
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I just e-mailed it.
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>> did it go through?
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>> yeah, I think so.
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>> hey check this link out.
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Ha ha ha, pretty funny.
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But I gotta warn ya, nsfw.
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>> well, I gotta get back.
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You uh....
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>> yeah, I'm gonna call it
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A half day.
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>> it's 9:30.
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>> yep. Half day.
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I'm just gonna, uh,
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Telecommunacatize,
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Now that we got this link up.
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>> all right.
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Have a good one.
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>> hey daddy, did you bring
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A side dish?
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>> cole slaw!
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Everybody dig in!
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What in the --
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>> uh, uh, my god,
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Are you guys okay?
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Death to america.
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>> my-my-my teeth!
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>> where's his teeth?
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>> uh, you know lost --
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I lost them in the crash.
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>> his beautiful smile.
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>> you payin' for orthodonture!
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>> we shall contact a paramedic.
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>> oh.
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Well, uh, that's okay.
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They want proof of everything.
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It'll be fine.
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>> we's the ones that had
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The right-of-way.
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>> that's right, that's right.
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>> I mean, this is a house,
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You know?
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>> it's a house.
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And I got witnesses too.
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>> you're gonna pay for --
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Well maybe you could
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Chip in for court costs.
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>> yeah, it's real cloudy who's
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At fault here and everything.
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I mean --
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>> it was an accident
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And that's clear.
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I'm just glad no one got hurt.
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>> let us exchange insurance
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Information.
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>> oh well hey,
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We don't need to do that.
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Hey, let's just drive away
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And send me the bill.
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>> oh, no, no, no.
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I've been screwed before
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Doing that.
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We shall contact an officer
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Of the law!
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>> no, we don't need to do that.
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We don't need to do that!
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>> I was merely mindwarping
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Through a wormhole and wham!
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His dimension came out
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Of nowhere.
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Clearly he was distracted
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Converting my oxygen into
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Energy.
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>> your oxygen?
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Hell, I don't see your damn name
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On it.
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>> well, he's got a point.
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You were respirating.
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There's co2 all over the place.
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Uh, is this your vehicle here?
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>> it's a house.
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It's her house.
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I don't own it.
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What the hell you writing?
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>> early, from what I can
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Tell here, you done built your
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House right smack in the middle
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Of his flight path.
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>> aw, hell.
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I tried to stop.
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>> hey, can we see that
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Flight plan?
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>> rusty, I'm sure it's on
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File somewhere. Look --
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>> death to america!
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>> hey man, if you got a
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Problem, yo, he'll solve it.
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>> that's right son, drop some
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Vanilla science on his ass.
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>> ♪ bitches see me drive by ♪
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♪ thinkin' I'm a hot guy ♪
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♪ did I say hello ♪
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♪ please I ain't got time ♪
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>> are you addressing me?
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>> word to your mother.
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>> them some right similar
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Word lyrics to "Ice ice baby,"
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But they's also how I feel,
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Spaceman!
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>> I'll fly my ship
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Up your face!
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>> you want you some?
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You step to me. Come on.
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>> whoa, no.
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Hang on now. Wait, wait.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Y'all quit that.
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Don't act ugly.
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>> aw, hell.
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I can't do it.
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>> ha ha, I was gonna paint
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The outside of your cabin with
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Your own brain sauce.
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>> and I was gonna ventilate
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Your mind with this gun bullet.
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>> gun bullet.
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That's redundant.
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Death to america.
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>> hey, you wanna take a drive
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In my truck-boat-truck?
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>> affirmative.
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>> watch this son of a bitch
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Right here.
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You better run!
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It's like fishing really.
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Maim and release.
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>> yeah, I'm kinda more
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Focused on wrecking into
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Buildings, but...
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>> aw, I used to be.
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But that video surveillance has
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Really changed the game.
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>> well, not if you have
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A cloaking device.
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>> I got one of them.
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>> see this here, uh,
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Cloakafies and you know invi-
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Invisiphonafies.
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>> the vehicle is still visible.
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I still see it.
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Right there, I'm touching it.
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See?
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>> that's cause you ain't
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Drunk the invisijuice.
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Go on now, tip it up.
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>> [ gulps ]
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Primitive technology!
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Semi retarded!
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If I was capable of laughter,
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You would hear it bellow from
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My various apertures.
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Ka-pow!
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>> damn son!
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>> what? Ha ha.
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>> can you install one of
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Them things for me?
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>> oh, finally.
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I fell and I can't get up.
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>> hot damn, space science!
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>> granny!
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>> shes done been bye-bye-nated!
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>> granny, where'd you go?
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>> she is in the x dimension,
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Where new anuses are bored on
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Her spine and then incessantly
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Probed for their limited
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Scientific and hackneyed
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Comedic value.
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>> but- but to be clear,
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She's gone, right?
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>> affirmative.
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>> come back, granny.
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>> somebody got a new boyfriend.
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I'm out.
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>> hell, lerm...
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I feel like I should
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Give you something in return.
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Okay, well we'll see you later.
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>> well I-I suppose I could
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Make him one of my macaroni
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Sculptures and all.
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>> home made cuyler mudflaps!
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Keeps the georgia red from
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Soiling your chassis.
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>> but- but daddy, I made
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That one for you!
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>> regifted!
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Gun it, lerm!
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>> [ rusty shrieking ]
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>> death to america.
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One copy of dodeca-glands
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Please?
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>> I'm checking here.
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No, I don't see 'em.
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>> fine, you want to go
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That way?
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Let's go that way.
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Death to america!
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>> [ moaning ]
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>> may I cut in?
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>> this is my wife so....
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>> may I cut in?
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>> and this is, uh,
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This is our bedroom.
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Where is he going?
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>> picked the wrong way to
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Go cochise.
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>> death to america!
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>> you guys got danglers?
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>> sorry, don't have that one.
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>> come on, really?
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>> I could special order it
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For ya.
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>> what about blarg rider, huh?
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>> no, 'fraid not.
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>> you're making it a little
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Too easy for me to go that way.
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>> you wanna go this way?
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>> cause we can go this way?
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>> you really, really wanna
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Go this way?
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>> we can go this way all day.
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[ beeping ]
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>> oh we're going that way now.
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Death to america!
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>> big spore inches?
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>> well now, you know what?
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We do carry that one.
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>> you-- you really wanna go
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This way?
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Fine. We'll go that way.
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>> wait, I said we have it.
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>> oh, god. He goes hard.
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>> I'm already half way there!
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>> you gonna wanna take
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A step back.
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>> death to america!
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>> ohh. Goodness.
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>> I'm fully hydrated.
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I would like to return
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The remainder of this cream soda
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For a prorated refund.
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>> I'm gonna have to say
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All sales are final
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On the sealed beverages.
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>> really?
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You want to go this way?
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>> I most certainly don't
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Want to go that way, but I--
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>> weren't we just there?
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We just went that way!
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Now I'm going back!
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Unbelieveable!
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>> aw, he don't have another
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Ship, does he?
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>> death to america!
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>> lerm, I think I'm call it
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A weekend.
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>> so what's up for tomorrow
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Night?
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Wanna get pissed off?
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Overreact a little bit?
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Fly ships into buildings?
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Death to america?
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>> uh, I might have something,
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Uh, comin' up here.
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Uh, uh, we'll see.
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>> what about tuesday?
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You know, get some food and
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Then maybe just "Go that way!"
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>> you know lerm, you might
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Need you some kind of female.
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Somebody you could share
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Your anger with.
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Someb- you know somebody we
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Could get drunk and tag team.
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You know any young ladies
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Like that?
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>> the blonde one!
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>> get on up there.
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>> ok, uh, it appears
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The couple has written
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Their own vows.
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Ahem, "I, lerm edwards,
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Annex this female as mine
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For all time.
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Death to america,
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Death to america,
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Death to america."
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>> I do.
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>> and now lil.
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"I shall enslave myself to you,
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Obey you, and rib myself
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For your pleasure in both
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Anger and frustration.
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For all time.
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And, uh, there's another death
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To america here.
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>> she also does.
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>> okay.
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By the power vested in me,
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I now pronounce you man-thing
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And wife.
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You may now kiss the bride.
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>> she doesn't respect me!
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She doesn't show me
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Enough attention!
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She just lays there like a log!
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I initiate every encounter!
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>> damn, early,
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He's a citizen now,
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You know what that means?
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>> yeah, yeah.
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He can be a shining beacon for
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Democracy throughout the entire
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Region?
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>> aw hell early, you didn't
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Tell him he could run
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For office or anything, did you?
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>> we conducted a straw poll.
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Take one step back.
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>> death to america!
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>> I promise a ship smashed
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Into every house.
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A fair and balanced death
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For everyone.
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>> early, you're friends
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With him, you've gotta talk him
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Off this platform now.
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Death to america?
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Uh uh.
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He's clearly not pro life.
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>> you can tell that to the
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Polls.
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The people love him.
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>> death to edgar bennett
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Of watkinsville, who has to work
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Two jobs to pay for heating oil.
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Death to bobby ellerbee
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Of winder...
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>> he's a widower, too,
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So he gets the sympathy vote.
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Ever since lil's tragic passing.
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>> I was there, early.
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I saw the carnage --
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>> oh here comes the spin now.
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>> death to high taxes.
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Death to big government.
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Death to america.
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Do you want to go that way?
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I want to go that way.
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>> here's what we gonna do.
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>> wait a minute early.
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That there's a nuclear --
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>> I know.
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