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- ♪ get your yankee ass
Off my property ♪
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♪ don't care if the bank
Gave you a deed ♪
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♪ this farm's been cuyler land
For generations ♪
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♪ since we beat back them
Sneaky japanese ♪
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♪ in the war of 1812
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Bring our boys home.
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- rusty: my turn.
- early: hell no.
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- rusty: let me drive
That thing!
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- early: do not touch the trim!
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- dan halen: the tender, juicy
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Deep-fried pine booby.
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There are only a precious few
Of them left.
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And each day, their fragile
Habitat is compromised...
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[ snap! ]
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...By an exciting
New shopping experience --
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Pavement plains super mall!
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A mall where we sell malls --
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That's how big it is.
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Let's see where the booby
Runs then.
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[ cackles maniacally ]
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So join the hunt, won't you?
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Bag a booby, and you will
Receive a coupon
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For free zippy rings
At the wiener engorgery.
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But remember --
I must have him...
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Alive!
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- free zippy rings?!
Get the dynamite, son!
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May the best species win!
Whoo!
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- but, daddy, uh,
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I think he said
He wants him alive.
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- oh, fine.
Fetch me my compound bow.
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- here you go, daddy.
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- ain't no such a thang
As a fair fight.
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[ slap! ]
The titanium quills!
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You tryin' to cripple me here?!
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- [ munching ]
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- sheriff: she's beautiful.
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Look at that golden,
Buttery plumage,
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Breaded to perfection.
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What a magnificent beast.
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- [ duck-calling ]
You're not that bad!
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You're not that bad!
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You're not that bad!
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You're not that bad!
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- you're not that bad
Yourself!
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- oh, my god.
It's matin' season.
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- how 'bout I buy you
A sex on the beach,
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We go back to my single behind
The mexican restaurant
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And get it on?
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- all right!
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- [ duck-calling ]
I like you for your mind!
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- [ normal voice ]
No, damn it! She's gonna
Question it now!
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- [ normal voice ]
I'm sorry, daddy.
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She just seemed
Interestin' and all.
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- pass me
That boogie box.
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[ click ]
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- ♪ come on, everybody...
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- we got to get her dancin',
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Get that blood flowin'
To her sex parts.
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[ dance music plays ]
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Now we're cookin' with gas.
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Go on, boy.
Set that bait out there.
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- the matin' dance --
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Well, that must mean
There's another -- oh, hell.
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- hey, now, here's you
A sex on the beach
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And a buttery nipple.
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What do you say
We pound these drinks
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And see what happens,
Little gal?
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- early: get back, now!
Don't push it on her!
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She needs to feel like she had
A choice in the matter!
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- ♪ boom,
The jam's in your face ♪
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♪ step to the middle and come
Take a taste of the groove ♪
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♪ and we keepin' it
Real smooth ♪
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♪ get on the dance floor
And make your ass move ♪
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♪ gonna shake that butt
'til it claps ♪
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♪ I want to give it a slap
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- now, you just slide
Your hand in my back pocket.
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We got us a damn date.
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- rusty, you can't
Give drinks to this bird.
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Alcoholism runs rampant
Through this species.
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They'll pick up
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And then they'll breed like
Crazy all night long.
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Just keep dancin'.
You don't want to upset her.
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- ♪ do-do, do-do
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- daddy, no!
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- early, no!
[ boom! ]
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- [ squawks ]
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- [ coughs, chokes ]
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Is -- is the booby all right?
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- [ muffled squawking ]
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- time!
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- 4.9, daddy.
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- hell, yes! Bring it!
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[ clank ]
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- [ squawks ]
Where are you going?
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Sorry -- you just drove past
My natural habitat
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Back there, guys.
- she's right.
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This truck is not her
Natural habitat.
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- I know.
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I'm gonna drop her off
At ol' dan halen's --
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Get me some of them
Zippy rings.
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- no! No! Stop the car!
I gotta get out here.
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[ thudding ]
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[ grunting, sobbing ]
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- settle down, now.
Settle down.
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- daddy, she's cryin'.
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- I'd cry, too, but the market
Is what the market is.
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- I'll do whatever you want.
I'll suck your [squawks]
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You -- how about you?
I'll suck your [squawks]
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- simmer down, now.
There ain't no escape.
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- is it zippy rings
You guys want?
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'cause, I mean,
I've got money.
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I'll buy you all the zippy rings
You want.
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- she could, too.
Says right here,
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"The deep-fried
Pine booby carries up to,
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But not more than,
$20 in cash."
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- money?
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[ tires screech ]
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Leafy, greeny, spendy money?
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Cashy money?
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[ sizzling ]
Whoo!
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- whoo! Daddy, yeah!
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- fireworks!
- whoo-ee!
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- whoo-hoo-hoo!
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- yowwwww!
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Yowwww!
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- let me hold that
Thing, daddy.
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- hang on, son. Hang on.
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Fireworks, baby!
Wowwwww!
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Well, all right.
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There you go, son.
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- whoo!
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Whoo!
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- come on, early.
Light it again.
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- light it again, daddy.
Light it again.
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- nope.
It's a one-shot johnny.
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But I
We can get some more.
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- what? Don't look at
I
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Y-y-you bought that sparkler.
Remember?
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- sheriff?
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- well, I threw
All my change in the fire,
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I got so excited.
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- all right, then.
- wait! No!
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- off to get me
Some zippy rings.
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- [ sobbing ]
No! No! No!
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I can help your son!
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Look, I can help your son.
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- I'm intrigued.
This better be good, boy.
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- okay, time is short,
So I'm gonna be frank.
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Your, uh...
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Your complexion is,
Shall we say,
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Not what it could be.
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- well, you know,
Neither is mine.
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- acne.
You talkin' about the acne?
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- yeah. But I've got
Great news for you --
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I'm here to help.
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- my daddy calls it
The grease disease.
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See, my personality has
To rise above it.
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- not any longer.
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Look deep... Into my ass.
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[ hiss! ]
- aaaaah!
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- he attacked my boy!
That's a venomous expulsion!
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- daddy, my face!
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Look at my face, daddy!
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I...I-I suddenly feel more
Socially acceptable,
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Like all the shame
Has drained from my body.
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Like suddenly,
Dating is an option.
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- ah, that's nothing.
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It's a revolutionary
Oxi-based secretion
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From the anal glands
In my tail.
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And it's changing the face of
Faces... Everywhere.
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- does that mean
You a jew?
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- I'm a -- I'm a bird.
- early.
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- would you be
Interested in listenin'
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To some of my anti-jew
Rhetoric?
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It's pretty damn crazy,
But sure holds a crowd.
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- early!
- granny: [ muffled ] Please...
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Let me outta here!
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- settle down, granny,
Settle down.
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- jesus come to me,
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And he said there was
A tax-free weekend,
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But then computers
Ain't included.
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And then I got mad
And we started yellin'!
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Then I ripped his throat out
With my teeth,
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And now we got to hide
His body.
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- granny, that which
You babble on
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Makes no damn sense
To anybody.
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- I'm scared.
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I tell ya, I done stabbed
That ukrainian.
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- we got to get her back
In the hole, here.
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- ...I'm gonna meet him
On the other side....
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- it is a tragedy when
The body outlives the mind.
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- whoa!
That's a serious tumor.
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- thank you.
- close the dungeon.
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- whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Maybe you should let
Take a look at that.
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- oh, I wish you would.
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My cornrows just won't
Hang right.
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- uh, how many cups of coffee
Do you drink a day?
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- oh, I don't touch
That stuff.
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I just pop a few rattlers
In the mornin',
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And I got enough fuel
To last all day.
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- trucker meds --
Hillbilly health plan.
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- oh. Interesting.
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All right, let's just go ahead
And open your mouth.
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Say "Ahh."
- ahh...
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- feel my spray!
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- oh!
You son of a bitch!
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[ slush! ]
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Well, looky there.
It's finally gone.
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[ moans ]
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- well, looky there.
It's finally gone.
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[ clang ]
- [ clears throat ]
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Look, I should probably
Tell you guys
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That I'm not a "Doctor,"
Per se.
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Sure, I
Ointment from my anus.
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I'm not
To distribute.
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- what the --
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My tony stewart
Nextel cup series
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Collector-edition
Beverage coaster?!
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I filled out a damn survey
For that!
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- and now look at the table --
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Steady as a rock.
Nailed it.
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- damned
If he ain't right.
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It's level, like store-bought.
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- this bird is smart.
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[ shotgun cocks ]
- this bird is dead!
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- oh, man, will you look
At that?
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I think I sat in something.
- oh, that's awful.
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A little club soda will
Take that out.
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- eat my juice!
- aaaah!
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Befuddled! Bamboozled!
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[ breathing heavily ]
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Vision returnin'!
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Scalp pingilating!
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Confidence restoritized!
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- damn, son, you look
10 years younger.
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- give me another
Squirt.
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- all right.
I could put some over here.
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- do the back.
- sure, sure.
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I-I don't want to make it
Look too heavy, though.
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I want it to feel like
It has body.
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[ beeping ]
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Ohh, no. There's no time.
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- don't forget the crown
Area, now.
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- he's so close.
Hide me.
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- I do like the business
Up front,
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But we're gonna need a little
More party in the back.
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- don't mess with it!
It needs time to set up!
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- fly me in closer!
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Load the 50-millimeter!
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We're taking out the roof!
252
00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:48,025
I know he's here.
253
00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,013
He's mine, and I want him.
254
00:08:51,015 --> 00:08:53,017
- hey, man, I-I-I don't
Know what you're talkin' about.
255
00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:54,026
- I do -- you talkin'
'bout the bird, right?
256
00:08:54,028 --> 00:08:56,016
I got the bird.
- oh, daddy.
257
00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:58,012
- are we keepin' it quiet
About the bird?
258
00:08:58,014 --> 00:09:01,004
- I'm prepared to
Up-size your zippy rings
259
00:09:01,006 --> 00:09:03,029
To mega-largey,
If the bird is alive.
260
00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:06,008
- mega-largey?!
My sweet bejesus!
261
00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:08,012
The bird's down in the dun--
- early!
262
00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,005
- well, I mean,
There ain't no bird here,
263
00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,019
So you best take them
Zippy rings and start a-walkin'.
264
00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:15,007
- enough.
I know you're here, bird.
265
00:09:15,009 --> 00:09:17,005
Come take a taste
Of the groove
266
00:09:17,007 --> 00:09:19,011
And we keeping it
Real smooth.
267
00:09:19,013 --> 00:09:21,021
Get on the dance floor.
Make your booty move.
268
00:09:21,023 --> 00:09:24,007
[ click ]
- ♪ come on, everybody
269
00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:25,014
- oh, god.
[ dance music plays ]
270
00:09:25,016 --> 00:09:27,024
[ sighs ]
Ugh!
271
00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:32,015
- ♪ come on, everybody
272
00:09:32,017 --> 00:09:33,025
♪ do-do, do-do
273
00:09:33,027 --> 00:09:36,022
♪ do-do, do-do-do-do
274
00:09:36,024 --> 00:09:39,008
- damn! This track is hot!
Aah!
275
00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:41,019
- game, set,
And match -- halen!
276
00:09:41,021 --> 00:09:43,013
- well, what about them
Zippy rings?
277
00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:45,004
- a lie.
278
00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:48,003
- [ groaning ]
279
00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,025
- do not spill a drop.
280
00:09:49,027 --> 00:09:51,024
Each one is precious.
281
00:09:51,026 --> 00:09:53,018
No one takes anything
Out of here!
282
00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,007
- all right,
Here's the deal.
283
00:09:55,009 --> 00:09:56,021
I'm gonna double back
From the east
284
00:09:56,023 --> 00:09:58,000
And 'cause a diversion.
Now, you two --
285
00:09:58,002 --> 00:10:00,008
- early cuyler!
286
00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:03,003
- oh, hell.
287
00:10:03,005 --> 00:10:04,017
- give me the bird!
288
00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:05,022
Or the bird dies!
289
00:10:05,024 --> 00:10:07,014
- go ahead. Do it.
290
00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:10,026
- but I want the bird.
Buy the gambit!
291
00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:12,012
- no.
The bird is mine.
292
00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:14,001
- the bird is
293
00:10:14,003 --> 00:10:15,015
- the bird is
- the bird is mine!
294
00:10:15,017 --> 00:10:16,017
- the bird is mine.
- that bird is mine!
295
00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:18,013
- the bird is mine.
296
00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:22,003
- aw, come on, now.
Gimme the bird.
297
00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:24,010
- nope, sorry.
The bird is mine.
298
00:10:24,012 --> 00:10:26,012
- let him have the bird.
- yeah, let him have the bird.
299
00:10:26,014 --> 00:10:27,027
- yeah, let me have the bird.
- no.
300
00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:29,011
- that bird is ours!
- the bird is mine.
301
00:10:29,013 --> 00:10:30,025
- the bird is mine!
- the bird is mine.
302
00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:32,013
- that bird's mine.
- the bird is mine.
303
00:10:32,015 --> 00:10:34,001
- the bird is mine.
- the bird is mine!
304
00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:36,015
- the bird is mine!
- no. The bird is mine.
305
00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,019
Shut down the decoy, ray.
306
00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:41,004
- oh, ray.
307
00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,025
Dude, thank god.
308
00:10:42,027 --> 00:10:45,021
Yeah, go ahead and shut down
That decoy.
309
00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:48,029
"De-decoy" -- that's a word
I've never --
310
00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:50,022
- early: my bird!
- sheriff: is a robot.
311
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,020
I shoulda known.
312
00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:54,011
They're highly intelligent,
You know.
313
00:10:54,013 --> 00:10:56,002
- thanks.
We're not as smart as dolphins,
314
00:10:56,004 --> 00:10:58,001
But we work our asses off.
315
00:10:58,003 --> 00:10:59,020
Leonard, hog-tie 'em.
316
00:10:59,022 --> 00:11:01,025
Dale, ignite the factory.
317
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,008
Levar, grab the jam box.
318
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,014
[ click ]
319
00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:07,009
[ dance music plays ]
320
00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:09,021
- damn.
That track is hot.
321
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:11,023
- you'll never
Get away with this!
322
00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:14,006
- [ laughs evilly ]
Oh, yeah, we will.
323
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,027
- ♪ step to the middle and...
324
00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:17,010
- damn it, they will!
325
00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:19,008
- ♪ and we keepin' it
Real smooth ♪
326
00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,009
♪ get on the dance floor
And make your ass move ♪
327
00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:23,013
♪ gonna shake that butt
'til it claps ♪
328
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,024
♪ I want to give it a slap,
A-slappity, slap, slap ♪
329
00:11:25,026 --> 00:11:27,022
♪ partyin's what
This song's about ♪
330
00:11:27,024 --> 00:11:29,011
♪ is that fresh enough?
No doubt ♪
331
00:11:29,013 --> 00:11:30,026
- ♪ come on, now, boys
332
00:11:30,028 --> 00:11:33,010
♪ and ladies
333
00:11:33,012 --> 00:11:35,018
♪ you gotta get out
On the floor ♪
334
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,023
♪ and shake what
Your mama gave you ♪
335
00:11:37,025 --> 00:11:39,018
♪ diddley-dum, da-da-da-ba-doo
336
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,005
♪ bop
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