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>> early: ♪ love your feller man
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Just as long as you can ♪
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♪ 'fore the locusts swoop down
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From on high ♪
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♪ when the creek bed turns red ♪
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♪ and your face fills with
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Boils ♪
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♪ and the serpent will feast on
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The damned ♪
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♪ you best submit to your
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Husband ♪
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♪ lest your organs be devoured ♪
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♪ by the jagged hellish teeth of
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The beast from down below ♪
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♪ by the code of hammurabi ♪
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♪ both your eyeballs will be
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Taken ♪
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♪ they'll be plucked out of your
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Head holes ♪
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♪ and shown to your body ♪
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♪ which is now just a skeleton ♪
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♪ 'cause he also ate the
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Flesh... ♪
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>> [ laughing ] All right.
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>> early: ♪ like a toothpick for
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His hellmouth ♪
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>> okay.
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>> early: ♪ then he'll -- ♪
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Hold on. Hold on.
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Stop.
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Play that bass note again.
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>> rusty: w-which one?
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>> early: the low-pitchy one.
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You know the one -- the one!
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[ note playing ]
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>> rusty: this one?
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[ note playing ]
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>> early: no, no, no, no.
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Back four measures.
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>> rusty: this one right here?
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[ note playing ]
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>> early: there you go.
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That's the one...
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That is pissin' me off!
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>> [ laughing ] All right.
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That was wonderful.
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[ chuckles ]
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Let's hear it for
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Jesus make me happy.
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>> early: no, no, hell no.
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Play that note again.
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Oh! Give me that!
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It's this.
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[ note playing ]
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Open your ears. You hear it?
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It's supposed to be a trumpet,
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Not a sumbitchin' bass guitar!
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>> rusty: but you -- you used my
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Trumpet for an oil filter.
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>> early: because the trumpet
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Don't belong in the damn band.
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>> granny: ohh.
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>> early: the trumpet torment
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Me.
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Bass in a band.
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>> lil: [ inhales, exhales ]
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>> rusty: I'm in philadelphia!
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[ notes play ]
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♪ listen to the sound of the
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Nails that are drivin' ♪
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♪ drivin', drivin', drivin' ♪
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♪ drivin', drivin', drivin' ♪
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♪ drivin' ♪
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♪ listen to the sound of him
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Eatin' his last supper ♪
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♪ he's eatin', eatin', eatin',
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Eatin' ♪
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♪ drinkin' that wine ♪
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♪ listen to the sound of him
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Prayin' in the garden ♪
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[ crickets chirping ]
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♪ that's the sound of him
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Prayin' in the garden ♪
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>> hey, hey, dude.
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[ music resumes ]
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>> rusty: ♪ aaaaaah, man ♪
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>> hey, man. Hey.
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I heard that song you're
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Playing, there.
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Not so good.
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>> rusty: yeah, I know.
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It wasn't in tune or nothin',
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Was it?
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>> there's a few other chords,
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You know?
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Not just the one
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Keep playing.
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[ chord plays ]
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No, no, no.
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Hand me the axe and check this
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Out.
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[ imitating peter frampton ]
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♪ do you want to shred like the
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Dark master? ♪
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♪ I'm making part of the
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Sound with my mouth ♪
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>> rusty: hell, yeah!
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You gonna show me how to do
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That?
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>> I'll not ever show you --
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Double negative not!
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[ clears throat ]
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I'm sorry.
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I meant to say totally, yes.
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We can do lessons.
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[ rock music plays ]
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[ fast heavy-metal riff plays ]
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>> early: you, uh, you learn you
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All that mess in, uh, one night?
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>> rusty: yes, sir.
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Hail satan, my dark lord and
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Master.
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[ riff continues ]
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>> early: yeah, a little too
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Fast, ain't it?
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Math rock!
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Sure, it's technically
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Magnificent.
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I mean, you know where to put
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Your fingers and all.
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>> rusty: his reign will last a
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Thousand dark years.
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>> early: calluses?
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>> rusty: nope. See?
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Smooth as a baby's ass.
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>> early: and snapped like a
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Damn chicken neck!
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Ho ho ho, cruel fortune!
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[ dramatic music plays ]
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>> rusty: how you like this, old
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Man?
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[ melodic music plays ]
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And now some bass.
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I'll hit some damn skins, too,
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Buddy.
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Go ahead and slide them
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Keyboards over here, too.
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Nah, that's all right.
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I think I can reach them from
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Here.
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Come on, roy clark, I summon you
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From hell.
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[ banjo plays ]
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>> early: banjo is dated.
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Just 'cause we live up here, we
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Supposed to like banjo?
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How very damn trite!
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>> granny: oh, he got the
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Power of the devil in him.
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Someone got to pull it out.
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Right after the encore.
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Ooh! Listen to that astro!
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I think my face just melted off.
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>> early: fine. Yeah, he's good.
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I accept it.
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Now I'm fixin' to
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Dear jesus, I beseech thee.
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Please give me the magic power
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To shred faces and explode the
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Brains out the neck with a
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Panty-tearin' solo power.
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Amen.
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>> no.
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>> early: damn it.
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[ rock music plays ]
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>> sheriff: what do you want me
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To do, now?
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>> early: I want you to
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Apprehend the devil out of him
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And return the alpha-dog status
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To
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>> sheriff: the power of
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Dougal county law compels you.
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The power of dougal --
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God, this sounds stupid.
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[ chuckles ]
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And this is just iced tea,
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Anyway, and frankly, I want the
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Rest of it.
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[ slurps ]
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Mmm.
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>> boy, howdy.
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He's good!
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>> early: I know!
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And it's pissin' me off!
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>> sheriff: he can play them
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Power ballads, too.
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Listen to this.
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[ power ballad plays ]
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This boy's got real chops.
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>> early: go on, reverend, kill
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His ass.
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>> rusty: ♪ I can't face the
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Night alone ♪
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[ growls ]
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>> or we could wait for the
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Ravages of alzheimer's to slowly
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Erode his --
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Okay.
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Jesus, lord.
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>> rusty: ♪ I'm lost without
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You, girl ♪
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♪ I wish I only knew your name ♪
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♪ another night on the road ♪
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♪ another sold-out show ♪
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>> early: what the...
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Aw, damn.
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>> sheriff: oh, hell.
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Let the boy play.
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Who's he hurtin'?
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Help! Medic! Officer down!
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Send the e.M.T.!
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[ groaning ]
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>> all right, all right.
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Satan, come out!
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>> [ growls ]
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Are you ready to rock,
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Dougal county?!
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>> oop! Hi, there.
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>> I'm gonna own you
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Like I own this little bitch
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Here.
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Come on. Come to daddy.
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>> rusty: wait a minute, now.
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I thought you said this was
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Free -- I didn't have to do
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Nothin' for it.
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>> listen to the little whiny
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Bitch.
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Boy, he's really gonna hate it
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When he gets to hell.
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>> rusty: I don't want to go to
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Hell!
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Come on, do somethin', daddy.
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>> it's actually not much worse
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Than your current situation.
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I mean, yeah, we have
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High taxes, but, hey, you do
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Earn real money, at least.
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I mean, we do have jobs down
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There.
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It's not everything you hear.
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>> rusty: oh, really?
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>> [ chuckles ]
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No!
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You are raped by fire all day!
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And the days are longer down
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There.
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Oh, there's plenty of drinks.
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You know what you drink?
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Fire, motherstuffer!
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That's what!
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Dinner -- that's a root that
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Makes you thirsty for more
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Flippin' fire!
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You understand?
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It's ridiculous what I've set up
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Down there.
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>> what are your terms?
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>> perhaps we'll have a little
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Competition.
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Pick your best player.
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If he wins, you get rusty back.
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If he loses...
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You come with me.
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>> granny: I can defeat him!
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Jesus will shine his light
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Through me, and I will --
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>> no. No, no, no, no, no.
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>> granny: but...Jesus...
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>> no, no, no, no, no, no.
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>> granny: I'm out.
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>> play forth, my little...
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>> puss. Puss sucker.
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>> puss sucker, yes, go.
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>> rusty: ♪ jingle balls ♪
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♪ shotgun shells ♪
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>> no, no, no!
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That's not how we learned it!
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He's sandbagging!
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Oh!
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Give me that!
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Give me the s.G. If you got it.
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Did you -- is this tuned
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Already?
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Just give me a minute, folks.
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[ guitar tunes ]
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>> play "Hoofprints."
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I love "Hoofprints."
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>> I wrote a little piece.
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It's called "Hoofprints."
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It goes like this.
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♪ we walk side by side through
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The sands of time ♪
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♪ your tiny mortal hand
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Clutching mine ♪
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♪ and you asked me ♪
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"Dark master, where did your
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Hoofprints go ♪
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♪ during my hardest times?" ♪
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My son, I never left you.
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That was when I stood on the
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Small of your back...
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♪ and dug my spurs deep into
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Your thighs ♪
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You see that pool of blood over
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There?
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Yeah, that's your divorce.
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The second one -- the one you
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Said you'd do anything to make
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It work.
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You remember that?
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That was me, making sure the
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Cocaine was always around.
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♪ as I ram your carcass through
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An impossibly small hole ♪
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♪ into a sea of flaming-hot
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Human feces ♪
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♪ when you can't draw a breath ♪
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♪ yet your lungs are filled with
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That same flaming-hot human
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Feces ♪
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No matter how fast you run or
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Where you hide, know this --
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I am always with you...
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Amused by your pathetic attempts
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To escape.
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And I laugh like this!
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♪ oh-ho-ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho ♪
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>> rusty: oh! Aah waah!
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Ugh!
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>> ♪ ha-ha-ha-haaa ♪
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♪ hmmmm ♪
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Sometimes the barbed wire will
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Leave a little mark, too -- the
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Leash that I do.
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Um, I had a line about that.
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I just can't seem to shoehorn it
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Into this piece.
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>> [ laughing ] Okay.
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I give it one halo out of five.
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>> [ growls ]
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It was because of the
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Barbed-wire line, right?
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I knew it. Should have used it.
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>> early: fetch me my axe.
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This ends today.
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[ mid-tempo music plays ]
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[ tempo quickens ]
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[ tempo quickens ]
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[ tempo quickens ]
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[ tempo quickens ]
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[ tempo quickens ]
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[ tempo quickens ]
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[ high-pitched whine ]
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[ dog barks ]
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[ tempo slows ]
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[ breathes heavily ]
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How you like that mess?
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[ all cheering ]
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>> man, you're good.
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You really blew my ass away.
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>> thank you, lord!
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>> early: yeah.
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Thank you, dark lord and master.
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>> knuckle up, dude.
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Ugh! Yeah!
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>> whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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>> early: I made myself a deal
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With the devil so I could whup
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Your ass!
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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>> wait a minute. I'm confused.
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So -- so what does this mean?
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So, feel free to stop in for the
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Nonstop lizard-meat social.
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It'll be served raw, as our
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Dark master desires it --
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Digesting the bones and
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Standing on our heads in piles
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Of unspeakable manure.
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>> early: son, do you feel any
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Different?
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>> rusty: no, sir. Sure don't.
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>> early: me neither.
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In my humble opinion, this has
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Worked out.
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>> rusty: you worried about hell
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Or nothin' -- all that eternity
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Stuff and everything?
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>> early: relax, son.
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[ straining ] Let's just live...
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In the moment.
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>> ♪ another night alone ♪
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♪ another sold-out show ♪
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♪ I'm so lonely ♪
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♪ that I just want to explode ♪
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♪ and when the stage lights go
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Down ♪
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♪ after the last encore ♪
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♪ I pray you're waiting in the
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Line ♪
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♪ by the backstage door ♪
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