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[ static ]
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[ country music plays ]
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>> ♪ I gave all my best years
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To that woman ♪
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♪ and all she gave me
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Was mouths to feed ♪
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♪ a miracle straight from the
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Loins of jesus ♪
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♪ since charlie blew off
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Both my testes ♪
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♪ 1969 came around the bend ♪
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>> rusty: my turn.
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>> early: hell, no.
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>> rusty: I want to drive.
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>> early: do not touch the trim!
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[ water dripping ]
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[ rustling ]
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>> rusty: hey, y'all hear that?
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>> granny: no.
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Was it a ghost?
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>> rusty: no, it wasn't no
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Ghost.
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>> granny: was it you?
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>> rusty: no, no, no.
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Shh. Shh.
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>> granny: I can't tell who's
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Talking right now.
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Was it me?
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>> rusty: no, no, no, granny, it
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Wasn't you.
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>> granny: well, I just did say
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Something.
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>> rusty: shut up, granny!
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>> granny: you shut up.
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>> rusty: I think it's a plump,
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Little cockroach, just running
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His fat, little, tender, meaty
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Belly across concrete.
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>> granny: shh!
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He's gonna hear us.
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>> lil: I can't see nothing.
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>> rusty: no, you got to lay
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Down.
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You got to open up your mouth.
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And then you hope and you pray
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That he'll crawl his sweet,
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Little ass up in there.
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>> granny: mm-hmm.
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Dip him in hot sauce, smother
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The head and legs -- you got a
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Nice little snack, there.
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>> lil: ain't got no hot sauce.
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>> granny: don't you ruin my
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Fantasia.
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[ crackling ]
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>> early: [ lips smacking ]
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[ mumbling ]
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>> rusty: what, now?
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>> early: I said [gulps] It's
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Been hard for all of us, son...
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Living down here without hot
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Sauce.
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>> rusty: well, what's that
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Sound, then?
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You frying something up?
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>> early: damn straight.
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>> rusty: that's meat, isn't it?
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>> early: it's my meat!
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Give me my damn meat!
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Do not touch the meat!
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The meat is mine!
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Shh. Shh. Shut up.
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[ door creaks ]
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>> sheriff: hello?
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Anybody in there?
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>> early: not on my watch.
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[ gunshots ]
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Back to hell with you machines!
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>> sheriff: aah!
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It's just me, the sheriff.
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[ coughs ]
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>> early: he's right.
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It's just him -- sheriff.
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>> granny: faceplate's secure.
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>> early: maybe...Too secure.
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>> sheriff: early! Stop it!
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>> granny: oh, he's displaying
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Emotions.
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Replicant!
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>> early: try and barcode my ass
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Now, you filthy-ass robot!
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>> rusty: hey, daddy, I think he
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Really is the sheriff.
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>> sheriff: it's me.
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It's the sheriff.
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>> early: now, tell us what year
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It is, robot, and don't you lie
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To me!
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>> sheriff: [ coughs ]
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[ monotone ] 2-- 2-2-200-003.
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[ "Auld lang syne" playing ]
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>> early: hell, we survived
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The y2k!
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Ooh, yeah, we done survived,
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Baby.
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We done won.
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The prophecy is fulfilled.
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>> rusty: ooh, yeah!
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Uh, where's uncle shannon at?
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>> early: mmm.
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Shannon, you've gone and
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Deep-fried yourself!
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Why, shannon, why?!
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Right, y'all?
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Why?
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>> granny: [ sighs ]
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Dibs on the brain.
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>> early: and that there is why
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I don't abide by no damn
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Computers -- no, sir.
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>> sheriff: I don't remember
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That happening, early.
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>> early: 'cause it ain't, yet,
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Dumb-ass.
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It's about to.
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Read your damn scriptures.
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>> sheriff: so, I'm assuming
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Y'all don't want my old pda,
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Huh?
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>> early: no, but I'll take that
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Fine-ass belt holster.
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>> rusty: what I got to mash to
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Make it do?
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>> sheriff: well, just press
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This button here.
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Whoa, sorry about that, rusty.
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That's my private collection of
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Erotica.
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>> rusty: is that what that is?
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>> sheriff: forgot that was on
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There.
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>> early: haul it to the
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Landfill.
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It ain't welcome amongst us.
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>> sheriff: early, today's world
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Runs on computers.
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If rusty has a mind for this, he
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Might even be counting in a few
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Years.
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>> early: numbers? Numbers?
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Numbers was created by the
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Prehistoric hispanics so they
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Could thieve all the jobs from
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The romans.
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Dinosaurs, too -- hell, yeah.
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>> sheriff: uh, dinosaurs what?
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>> early: computers, yeah.
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Romans.
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>> sheriff: look, alls I'm
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Saying is it might help the boy
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Get a job one day.
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>> early: he don't need no job.
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He got him a trade.
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>> rusty: stand clear.
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Oh!
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[ coughing ]
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>> dan halen: diamond?
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>> rusty: no, sir, just some
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More dust.
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That's all.
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[ whirring ]
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>> dan halen: go ahead and
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Breathe it in.
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>> granny: well, the coal-dust
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Brasserie was good enough for
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His granny.
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And, by god, it's [coughs]
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And it's gonna be good e--
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[ coughing ]
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And it's [coughing]
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And -- oh, there we go.
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No [coughing]
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>> sheriff: come on, early.
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Do right by the boy.
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You see he's already taken to
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It.
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Look at him over there.
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>> rusty: look, daddy, I got all
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My contacts in here.
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>> early: you think you could
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Compute so good, then how about
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You computing some damn food on
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Our table?
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>> rusty: see these dots here?
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Those are fish.
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And that big one right there,
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That big dot -- that's us.
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>> early: I don't like fish --
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Too shiny.
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I like me some white-tail.
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>> rusty: well, this is just
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Sonar.
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>> early: I eat white-tail!
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>> rusty: all right, so this is
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Us, and all these dots around us
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Are white-tailed deer.
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>> rusty: so, all we had to do
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Was blow up the dam?
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>> sheriff: hey, boys!
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>> rusty: uh-huh.
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>> early: whoo!
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>> granny: hey, who blew up the
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Dam?
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>> rusty: we did, granny, with
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Computers.
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>> granny: oh, you're so smart.
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>> early: I ain't eating a wet
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White-tail.
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You got to make this thing fix
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My four-wheeler.
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>> rusty: well, dad --
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>> early: make it fix my
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Four-wheeler!
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>> rusty: so, I done hooked the
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Computer up to this chassis,
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Here, but then I noticed you
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Just ain't go no tire.
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>> early: well, I know I got
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Tires, so mash it again.
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[ buzz ]
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>> rusty: nope, no tire.
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>> early: you've got to hook it
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To the tire, boy.
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That's your issue.
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>> rusty: okay, well, I...
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[ buzz ]
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Still no tire.
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>> early: mash "New," "Refresh,"
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"New tire."
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>> rusty: there are limits to
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What it can do, daddy.
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It's only got 4 "K" of memory.
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>> early: so it ain't gonna give
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Me back my tire.
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Is that what you're saying?
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>> rusty: well, daddy, not
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Everything can be fixed by
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Computers.
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>> early: kiss your mother-ass
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Goodbye!
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>> rusty: but, daddy, this is my
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Passion.
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>> early: passion is for
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Smashing.
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>> rusty: no, daddy, no!
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>> early: don't you defy me,
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Boy!
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Let's just see if he can
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Out-compute a bullet.
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>> rusty: you're gonna have to
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Shoot me first.
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Ow!
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Oh.
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You did shoot me first.
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>> early: that I did.
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But I must never be crossed.
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Now, may satan sodomize you in
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Deepest hell!
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What the?!
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>> rusty: oh, my god, my program
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Worked!
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>> narrator: rusty's program
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Had not worked.
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It was merely a list of
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Judas priest songs that he felt
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Kicked ass.
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What had happened, in fact, was
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That the pda had become
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Self-aware.
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By 9:15, it had built a series
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Of companions.
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And by noon, a robotic army was
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Sweeping the countryside.
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>> early: damn it, what did I
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Tell y'all?
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Repeat what I told you.
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>> sheriff: I know, I know.
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Hey, have you seen my foot?
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>> early: don't think so.
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[ chomp ]
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>> sheriff: I have got the
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Sharpest pain in my ankle.
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It's been bugging me all
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Afternoon.
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[ door creaks ]
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>> rusty: hey, y'all, come on up
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Here.
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It ain't so bad.
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>> narrator: in fact, not bad
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At all.
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In a short period of time, the
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Computers dramatically improved
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The quality of life in
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Dougal county.
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And before long, every man,
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Woman, and child enjoyed the
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Benefits of being ro--
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[bleep] Damn it, let me just do
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One more on the -- all right.
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And before long, every man,
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Woman, and child enjoyed the
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Benefits of being lorded over by
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An evil, robotic army.
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>> sheriff: I tell you, early,
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These computers have really made
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Things easier.
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Why, just this morning, they
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Updated my whole criminal
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Database.
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>> public urinator!
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>> granny: no! Oh, no, no, no.
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>> violation of the provision
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Code.
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>> sheriff: hell, I don't even
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Know where that is.
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>> granny: it's some kind of
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Mistake.
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I'm incontinent.
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>> sheriff: well, I am, too,
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After 11 beers, but not on the
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Side of the church.
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>> granny: [ sobbing ]
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Busted.
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>> dan halen: so, heat and
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Pressure and not indiscriminate
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Smashing.
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Okay, I'll try it.
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Diamond?
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>> rusty: yep, it's a diamond.
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>> dan halen: yes!
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At last, street cred is mine!
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Quickly, show me awesome bitches
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From accounting for a pan-sexual
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Adventure through time!
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>> early: afternoon, glenn.
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How's that spreadsheet coming?
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>> I told you.
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You're not my supervisor, so...
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[ groans ]
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>> early: oh, no, too much.
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You'll get the hang of it.
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Grab some java.
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Anybody for coffee?
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What you think, boy, real or
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Fake?
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You're right, it don't matter.
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>> welcome, humans, and engorge
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Yourself on this magnificent
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Feast we have prepared.
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It is in your honor that we
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Crash into each other with
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Blades and flames for your
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Amusement...
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And to help find a cure for
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Early-onset diabetes.
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We are your tireless slaves.
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>> early: whoo-hoo, slaves!
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>> but first, if we may, let all
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Robots join hands in one
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Enormous, yet dignified gay
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Computer marriage.
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>> early: [ grunts ]
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Utopia?
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Hell, not at this price.
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>> sheriff: I'm sure glad they
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Didn't convert us.
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I'm happy just the way I am.
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>> rusty: it might just be me,
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But what difference does it make
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What they do behind closed
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Doors?
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>> early: oh, what's next?
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You gonna provide a stable and
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Loving, yet unorthodox home to
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Some adopted young 'erns?
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>> sheriff: rusty, we played
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Basketball with that robot.
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>> early: same damn locker room.
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You got to have trust on a
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Basketball team.
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>> narrator: the fire raged on
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For three years, filling the
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Air with toxic lead.
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But finally, dougal county was
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Free of the computers and their
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Gay marriages, and life was made
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Simple once again.
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>> early: come on, boy, mush.
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>> rusty: now, don't forget the
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Standard deduction, daddy.
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>> early: standard deduc-- what
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The?
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You just do the pulling.
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I'll do the damn taxes in this
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Family.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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>> rusty: [ grunting ]
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>> early: go on, boy, get!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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Get the hell on!
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>> rusty: I'm sorry, daddy.
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>> early: wail like a son of a
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Bitch and win!
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Go, go, go, go!
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All right, all right, all right.
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Hold on, hold on.
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[ sighs ]
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We're clear.
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