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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,298 --> 00:00:01,709 Every story has a beginning. 2 00:00:01,877 --> 00:00:04,128 We were just an ordinary family until... 3 00:00:05,089 --> 00:00:06,589 - Hold on! - Oh, my God! 4 00:00:08,558 --> 00:00:11,010 Something extraordinary has happened. 5 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,052 You can jump just over a quarter mile, 6 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:15,121 can lift 11,000 pounds. 7 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,891 I'm fast. 8 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,018 I can hear people's thoughts. 9 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,854 - I've got, like, this super-brain. - I can finally make a difference. 10 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,440 With your new access to dr. Powell, you should be able 11 00:00:24,565 --> 00:00:28,644 to learn exactly what she's been keeping from you. You've been trying to read my mind, haven't you? 12 00:00:28,769 --> 00:00:31,530 I won't tell anybody what I saw! I know you won't. 13 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,034 You don't seem to remember anything that's happened. 14 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,411 Daphne, you don't remember about the plane crash? 15 00:00:39,152 --> 00:00:40,957 Brazil? Our superpowers? 16 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,376 Superpowers? 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,796 Look, I'm sure there's a simple psychological explanation 18 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:50,132 for her gap in knowledge. God, this is such a waste of time. 19 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:54,260 Why don't we just show her what we can do already? 20 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,729 All right. Uh... 21 00:00:57,665 --> 00:00:59,465 Hold on. 22 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,337 Oh. Uh, oh! Okay. Okay. Put me down now, please. 23 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,066 Please. 24 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,910 That's not gonna do it, hon. Wait right here. 25 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,356 Uh, here's water, in case you're thirsty. 26 00:01:14,481 --> 00:01:16,826 I know you're struggling to reconcile cognitive reality 27 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,453 with the illogical supposition that our family has 28 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:23,082 metamorphosed into-for lack of a less-familiar trope- 29 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,758 Superheroes. You, too? 30 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,836 I have my moments. 31 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:30,096 Listen, Daphne, you... You have a superpower, too- 32 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,299 A really amazing one. 33 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,535 Yeah, I have an idea. Here. Give me your hands. 34 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,305 Come here. 35 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,015 Do it. 36 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,977 Oh, my god. 37 00:02:08,102 --> 00:02:10,604 I have superpowers. 38 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:17,019 Jim, it's your friendly neighborhood sidekick, 39 00:02:17,144 --> 00:02:19,188 and I got news for you. 40 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,640 Listen, a painting got stolen last night 41 00:02:21,916 --> 00:02:25,144 from the lindenberg museum of art. Last night? Why didn't you tell me about it sooner, 42 00:02:25,419 --> 00:02:30,024 like, I don't know, while the heist was in progress? 'cause I didn't know about it till the guy got away. 43 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:34,445 I don't get it. The piece this guy stole looks like my nephew finger-painted it before he took his nap. 44 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,822 Well, why are you telling me about this now? 45 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,784 Because I ran a search on the price tag of this thing. 46 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,119 They're estimating the value to be $8 million. 47 00:02:42,744 --> 00:02:45,247 That's the kind of numbers a superhero like yourself should be aware of. 48 00:02:51,712 --> 00:02:54,781 Stay behind the yellow lines. I told you a thousand times. Gotta go, george. 49 00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:03,432 Oh, you just saved my life. 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,335 Are you all right? Yeah. Are you all right? 51 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:08,671 Yeah, I'm fine. What's your name? 52 00:03:08,796 --> 00:03:11,607 Doesn't matter. As long as you're okay... No, look, look, look. When I tell my wife 53 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,734 what happened to me today, she's gonna wanna know 54 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:17,154 the name of the man who saved my life. 55 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,532 Please. Jim. Jim powell. 56 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,308 Jim, I'm Dave cotten. Thank you so much. 57 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,537 It's fine. 58 00:03:24,779 --> 00:03:27,957 And so Daphne downloaded a host of extrasensory images, 59 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,125 and now she's completely caught up. 60 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,794 Okay, that's fascinating. 61 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,838 I attribute it to the stress of the past couple months 62 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,522 coupled with the natural hormonal imbalance 63 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,467 of a teenaged girl. 64 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,403 Uh, I can relate, and I'm practically an adult. 65 00:03:41,528 --> 00:03:44,932 Uh, katie, what do you mean, "practically"? 66 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,769 I'm just not sure that I technically qualify. 67 00:03:48,969 --> 00:03:52,281 What? Okay, so have you ever had somebody look at you, 68 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:55,084 and it's like they are looking directly 69 00:03:55,209 --> 00:03:57,119 into your prefrontal cortex? 70 00:03:57,244 --> 00:03:59,388 Oh, katie, you're in love. 71 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:01,615 That's a valid diagnosis. 72 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,826 I do have all of the classic symptoms- 73 00:04:03,951 --> 00:04:06,078 Anxiety, uneasiness, dread. 74 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,080 Well, that's not how you're supposed to feel 75 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,100 when you're in love. Well, in my case, it is, because love leads to commitment, 76 00:04:11,225 --> 00:04:13,026 and commitment leads to intimacy, 77 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,129 and intimacy... 78 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:19,632 Has... Proven to be somewhat unchartered territory. 79 00:04:23,303 --> 00:04:26,339 Katie, are you saying that you're still a- 80 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:31,395 Okay, so back in high school, 81 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,389 i decided that I was gonna wait for the one, 82 00:04:34,514 --> 00:04:36,626 like morpheus waited for neo in "the matrix," 83 00:04:36,751 --> 00:04:39,629 but with sexual relations. I waited so long for him, 84 00:04:39,754 --> 00:04:41,931 that at some point, I just... 85 00:04:42,056 --> 00:04:44,783 Never quite stopped waiting, 86 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:49,163 and I'm not really sure how to explain that to joshua. 87 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,931 Look, I'm sure if he feels the same way about you, 88 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,876 he won't care a bit. 89 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,171 Uh, you guys relax. I'll get it. 90 00:05:00,507 --> 00:05:03,761 Hold on. I'm coming. 91 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,812 Jim. Dave? 92 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,091 Uh, oh! Thank you so much! 93 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:12,227 It's really okay. I- I really didn't do anything. 94 00:05:12,452 --> 00:05:15,497 Oh, I told you he'd say that. This is my wife michelle. Hi. 95 00:05:15,622 --> 00:05:18,525 And our children chloe and troy. Come on in. 96 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,861 Oh, they really wanted to meet you. 97 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,364 Um... Oh, hi. I'm-i'm Dave. 98 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,491 Hi. 99 00:05:25,699 --> 00:05:28,243 Sorry for interrupting your family's evening. And this is my family. 100 00:05:28,368 --> 00:05:31,205 Uh, this is my wife Stephanie, um, Daphne, and J.J. 101 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,883 You must be so proud of him. 102 00:05:34,008 --> 00:05:36,886 We are. We just don't know why you are. 103 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:39,088 What, you didn't tell her? 104 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,173 Heroic and humble. 105 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,175 You'd think you save somebody's life every day. 106 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,828 "Every day" would be an exaggeration. 107 00:05:45,953 --> 00:05:47,787 Listen, I'm not very good at cooking, 108 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,799 but I'm very good at eating, 109 00:05:49,924 --> 00:05:52,702 and Dave here can grill the hell out of anything. 110 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:55,394 We would love it if you would all come to our house tomorrow 111 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,023 for a barbecue. Please. It is the least that we can do 112 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:01,043 to thank the man who saved my husband's life. Oh, that's really kind of you, 113 00:06:01,168 --> 00:06:04,863 but unfortunately, we're gonna have to say - of course. We would love to. 114 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,050 What were you thinking? We can't have dinner with these people. 115 00:06:08,175 --> 00:06:11,253 Why not? Look, ever since we got these powers, 116 00:06:11,378 --> 00:06:13,222 we don't hang out with other families. 117 00:06:13,347 --> 00:06:15,181 All we do is isolate ourselves. 118 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,692 We spend our evenings 119 00:06:16,817 --> 00:06:19,228 having hushed conversations about supervillains 120 00:06:19,353 --> 00:06:21,130 and trading comic book references 121 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,465 with george and katie. 122 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,467 Wouldn't it be nice, for one night, 123 00:06:25,592 --> 00:06:28,604 to spend it as a normal family, with a normal family, 124 00:06:28,729 --> 00:06:31,974 doing the things that normal families do? What if they ask normal questions, 125 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,676 like, how did you dent the bus and not the other way around? 126 00:06:34,801 --> 00:06:37,179 Then we just laugh at the crazy notion 127 00:06:37,304 --> 00:06:39,715 of a man being more powerful than a bus, 128 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,108 just like we would have three months ago. 129 00:06:44,478 --> 00:06:47,022 Hello, george. Remember when you told me to call you 130 00:06:47,147 --> 00:06:49,515 the next time one of those paintings were being stolen? 131 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,927 Consider this that call. 132 00:06:52,052 --> 00:06:55,221 Silent alarm was tripped. County museum. Now. 133 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:21,381 Put the painting down and no one will get hurt. 134 00:07:33,966 --> 00:07:37,103 Presync : Allez l'OM ! 135 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,243 This guy was a total pro. 136 00:07:45,368 --> 00:07:49,093 He was like james bond. That analogy doesn't work. Bond was a good guy. 137 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,517 But at least... At least you stopped him 138 00:07:51,642 --> 00:07:54,486 from stealing a really expensive painting. Not before I let him get away. 139 00:07:54,611 --> 00:07:57,556 But the cops lifted a boot print from the scene. 140 00:07:57,681 --> 00:08:00,479 As soon as you clock out of here, we can go check that out. Oh, I can't do it. 141 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:02,898 The guy I saved from the bus yesterday- 142 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,110 He invited me and my family over for a barbecue. 143 00:08:06,323 --> 00:08:09,134 Kind of a thank-you thing. Wait. You're choosing burgers in the suburbs 144 00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:11,115 over fighting the bad-guy version of bond? 145 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,910 Where are your priorities? 146 00:08:15,131 --> 00:08:18,288 So what do you think, the 4th or the 16th? Huh? 147 00:08:22,339 --> 00:08:24,483 They both... Had good qualities. 148 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:26,505 It's not like you have to impress these people. 149 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:29,174 I... I already saved the guy's life. 150 00:08:29,346 --> 00:08:32,958 Look, I know. No, it's just- There's something about michelle 151 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,993 that I felt like I could relate to. 152 00:08:35,118 --> 00:08:37,850 It just feels like a long time since I've had 153 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,019 someone to hang out with that's like me. 154 00:08:41,191 --> 00:08:43,814 Okay, okay. I get it. 155 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:47,296 Would you relax? You look beautiful. Thank you. 156 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,013 Uh, honey? 157 00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:58,116 Have you seen my journal? You know, the red leather one? 158 00:08:58,241 --> 00:09:01,720 The one that I write everything down in about our powers? 159 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,292 Honey, stop worrying. 160 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,157 Something like that doesn't just get up and walk away, 161 00:09:06,282 --> 00:09:07,379 no. 162 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,381 Sorry it took so long, 163 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:12,664 can I get you another? What did you call that drink again? 164 00:09:12,789 --> 00:09:14,833 This is the most popular cocktail 165 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:16,968 at the "star wars" cantina. 166 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:18,995 On tatooine, 167 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,740 it is pronounced "doka-bo." 168 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,145 What? 169 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,315 It's just you, how funny and beautiful you are. 170 00:09:27,838 --> 00:09:30,235 What you bring to my life, katie. 171 00:09:30,407 --> 00:09:33,322 I can't believe how much it's changed since you fell into it. 172 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,645 I'm so lucky to have found you. 173 00:09:41,384 --> 00:09:43,929 Joshua, I need to talk to you about something. 174 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:46,752 All right. But it's kind of a tricky topic. 175 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,535 You can tell me anything. 176 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:53,050 Can i? Because I have a tendency to overshare, 177 00:09:53,229 --> 00:09:55,073 and it can sometimes be off-putting 178 00:09:55,198 --> 00:09:57,576 to those I seek intercourse with-discourse with. 179 00:09:57,701 --> 00:10:00,098 Katie, what are you trying to say? 180 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,981 Um... Okay. 181 00:10:03,106 --> 00:10:05,575 The truth is... 182 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:10,734 That this drink originated in alderaan, 183 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,194 not tatooine, 184 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,249 and it's a little-known fact. 185 00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:21,232 We are so glad that you and your family could join us. 186 00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:23,469 Oh, me, too. 187 00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:27,709 We've been kinda stuck in our own little groove lately. Dave's job keeps us moving. 188 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,379 First boston, then seattle, and now here. 189 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,965 Sometimes I feel like i'm missing out on friendships 190 00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:35,547 'cause life is moving so fast. 191 00:10:35,672 --> 00:10:39,096 I completely understand. Sometimes you need someone to talk to 192 00:10:39,576 --> 00:10:42,187 besides your kids and your husband. About your kids and your husband. 193 00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:43,767 Right. 194 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,715 I think we're gonna need some more charcoal. 195 00:10:47,651 --> 00:10:49,327 Here. Let me. 196 00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:51,597 Oh, jim, you're my guest. You don't have to. 197 00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:53,193 It's no problem, really. 198 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,301 Whoa! Hey, you buy in bulk, don't you? 199 00:10:56,426 --> 00:10:59,371 These things were a lot lighter when I was younger. 200 00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:02,452 Yeah. Yeah, come on. I just need a little bit. Got it? 201 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,496 Hey, sweet watch. 202 00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:07,457 Oh, it's my birthday present from michelle last year. 203 00:11:07,704 --> 00:11:11,253 I asked her not to tell me how much she paid for it. Hey, do you play? 204 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,184 Oh, you know, used to, not much anymore. 205 00:11:13,309 --> 00:11:15,257 I'm busy setting up systems. 206 00:11:15,512 --> 00:11:18,724 Yeah, when I was in art school, I was in a band. Really? What kind of music? 207 00:11:18,849 --> 00:11:21,638 Oh, it was a... 208 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,766 Hair band. No. 209 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,643 Yeah. 210 00:11:26,823 --> 00:11:29,467 Swiss psychologist carl jung believes that intuition is 211 00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:32,858 simply explained as perception via the unconscious mind. 212 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:36,298 That's a very bright boy you have there. 213 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,655 Hey, hey. Um, a big day 214 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,283 for chloe and troy tomorrow- Starting high school, right? 215 00:11:41,471 --> 00:11:44,516 Yeah, you know, we always hate to do that to them 216 00:11:44,641 --> 00:11:47,831 every time we move, but they always seem to adjust. Speak for yourself. 217 00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:51,918 Daphne, you and J.J. need to offer 218 00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:55,160 to show chloe and troy around the school. 219 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:57,799 Daphne nicole, do you hear me? 220 00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:01,345 You know, if you want, 221 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,459 J.J. and I can show you around the school tomorrow. 222 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,515 Yeah. 223 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,560 Cool. That is so nice. 224 00:12:08,732 --> 00:12:09,644 Hey, how about a toast? 225 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,244 Here's to new friendships. 226 00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:15,484 New friendships. 227 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,445 Okay, break it down any way you want. 228 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:21,239 Everybody fits into your basic social archetypes. 229 00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:24,993 You have your jocks and your geeks and... Thank you. 230 00:12:25,281 --> 00:12:28,497 Why are you going to my table? 231 00:12:28,685 --> 00:12:30,791 And the girl who thinks she owns the school. 232 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,461 So basically it's the same as every other high school 233 00:12:34,691 --> 00:12:37,923 I've gone to. Oh, I wouldn't sit at bailey's table. 234 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,592 One thing that I've learned from moving around so much- 235 00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:43,332 I don't give a crap what other people think about me. 236 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,597 Bailey browning- 237 00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:48,016 Your current and next student council president. 238 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,977 And this is my table. Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 239 00:12:51,174 --> 00:12:54,019 I had no idea I was sitting at the president's table. 240 00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:56,983 Guess you also won the election for being the biggest bitch 241 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:59,248 in school. 242 00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,868 Who would elect her for president? 243 00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:09,768 Oh, they don't. Not really. She just runs unopposed, 244 00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:12,203 because nobody wants to go up against her. 245 00:13:12,328 --> 00:13:15,419 You seem like you know how everyone feels around here. You should run. 246 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:16,586 Me? 247 00:13:17,134 --> 00:13:19,711 Half of politics is knowing what the people want to hear, 248 00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,713 and you've totally got that part down. 249 00:13:21,838 --> 00:13:23,635 Come on. What's the worst that could happen? 250 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,184 Bailey and her friends could make my life miserable. 251 00:13:26,309 --> 00:13:28,473 Which is different from today how? 252 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,523 Look, you never know what's gonna happen 253 00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:34,592 from one day to the next, so you've gotta ask yourself, 254 00:13:34,717 --> 00:13:37,774 is today the day you thought about doing something... 255 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,152 Or the day you did something? 256 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,136 The chem lab's pretty cool, 257 00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:47,784 although I was kinda hoping you'd know some girls. 258 00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:50,954 Hey, natalie! You wanna meet a cool girl? 259 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,081 Hey, nat. This is troy. He's new. 260 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,250 'sup? 261 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,707 I, uh, gotta get to class. 262 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,922 Uh, bye, J.J., 263 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,176 and, troy, nice to meet you. 264 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,262 She's hot. 265 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,119 She's kinda my girlfriend. 266 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,463 Yeah? 267 00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:14,811 Well, not exactly, but we kissed one time, 268 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,022 and since then, I don't know. 269 00:14:17,227 --> 00:14:19,357 It's like she barely notices me. 270 00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:23,299 You're a nice guy, J.J., but, um, that's your problem. 271 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,877 Girls want a bad boy. 272 00:14:26,002 --> 00:14:27,908 No. Natalie's smart. She's not like that. 273 00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:31,119 She is like that. You wanna know why? 274 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,122 'cause she's a girl. Doesn't matter how smart she is. 275 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,445 Catch you later. 276 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,047 I had so much fun with the cottens. 277 00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:45,530 Yeah. It was nice to hang out with a normal family. You know, she called 278 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:48,700 and asked if I wanted to have a drink tomorrow night. 279 00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:51,502 I was so glad to hear from her. Steph, are you sure that's smart? 280 00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:53,538 I mean, as we get closer to people, 281 00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:55,519 it's only gonna make things more complicated. 282 00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:58,522 It's not complicated. She's just a wife and a mom... 283 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,232 ... just like me. 284 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:04,416 - Can I get just more wine? - Please, yes. 285 00:15:30,361 --> 00:15:32,696 Um, so, I had a really good time tonight. 286 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,559 Good. 287 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,603 I don't do this very often. 288 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,730 Stand awkwardly in the doorway? 289 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,249 No. I do quite a bit of that, actually. 290 00:15:43,374 --> 00:15:45,785 Um, it's the post-date part of the thing 291 00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:48,738 that I don't have oodles of experience in. 292 00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:53,259 Well, I think this is the part of the evening 293 00:15:53,384 --> 00:15:56,119 where I should invite you in for a drink maybe. Okay. 294 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,264 Yeah? Okay. 295 00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:00,750 Okay. 296 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,936 Okay, so, uh, I think 297 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:07,598 that I have got, um, some... 298 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,041 Juice boxes, so- 299 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,621 Um, before we do 300 00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:24,056 what it is that I think we're gonna do, 301 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:26,626 um, you should know that 302 00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:30,614 you're about to boldly go where no man has gone before. 303 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,322 What? 304 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,227 I'm a virgin. 305 00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,207 Okay. 306 00:16:41,332 --> 00:16:44,611 I've totally freaked you out now, haven't i? 307 00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:47,671 No, it's... 308 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,940 I should-I should go. 309 00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:08,401 Look at you, getting out there, making new friends. I know. 310 00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:11,571 It's been a long time since we've met a couple 311 00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:15,116 where we like both the husband and the wife. Hasn't been that long. You guys liked me and hannah. 312 00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:17,994 You didn't like me and hannah? 313 00:17:18,202 --> 00:17:20,737 You didn't like you and hannah. That's why you got divorced. 314 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:22,540 I'm just saying, 315 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,585 it's nice to meet people where we can talk about normal stuff. 316 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,521 No offense to you. It's just, when we get together, 317 00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:31,290 it's all, "robbery" this and "super" that. 318 00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:33,793 That is not true. We talk about other things. 319 00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:37,363 Okay. What did you come to talk to me about today? 320 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,057 The art heist. 321 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,534 Check this out. In the last two years, 322 00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:44,979 master thieves have also hit museums in boston and seattle. 323 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,973 Boston and seattle? Yeah. Why? 324 00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:50,009 Uh, nothing. It's just that before the cottens lived here, 325 00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:52,302 they lived in boston, and before that, in- 326 00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:55,281 Seattle? And you don't think- 327 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,283 No, I don't think. Why not? 328 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,285 Well, because Dave's a normal guy. 329 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,621 So were you once! Maybe you're just too invested 330 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:04,691 in the guy as a friend to look at him objectively. 331 00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:07,126 I'm not too invested in Dave. Really? 332 00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:10,196 You saved the guy's life. You played drums in his garage. 333 00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:13,232 Your wives are going out for drinks later tonight. 334 00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:16,135 You guys are a bowl and some bee gees away from a key party. George. 335 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,137 Look, I'm not saying he's the guy. 336 00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,306 I'm just saying that maybe we should look at- 337 00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:23,075 You know, keep an eye on him. 338 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,687 In the meantime, you need to patrol that museum. For what? Whoever the thief is, he's already tried and failed. 339 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,681 No, no, no. When you get to this level of money, 340 00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,651 these guys are on contract. The piece is presold to a buyer. 341 00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:34,654 The thief's not gonna walk away from this kind of cash. 342 00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,364 The guy is gonna strike again, 343 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,682 and when he does, you need to be ready. 344 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:42,485 Oh, yeah. 345 00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:45,565 That's awesome. 346 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:48,460 Hey, guys. Am I interrupting? 347 00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:51,504 What do you mean? He thinks I'm hitting on you. 348 00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:54,007 That is what you mean, isn't it? 349 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,718 Well, that's kinda how it looks. 350 00:18:56,934 --> 00:19:00,221 No, he was just saying hi. He said hi to me earlier, except without touching my hair 351 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,975 or whispering in my ear. Are you saying you wish I had done that to you? 352 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,385 Come on, dude. What are you doing? 353 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,645 I know what I was trying to do... 354 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,106 Until you walked up. 355 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,816 I can take care of myself, J.J. 356 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:15,969 If you keep dating him, you're gonna have to. 357 00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,996 Just back off, troy, please? 358 00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:24,162 I could, or... 359 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,797 You could man up and try to make me. 360 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,203 Yeah, that's what I thought. 361 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,832 Oh. Oh, god. I think I'm drunk. 362 00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:54,400 Finally. 363 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,435 I cannot believe how much you've had. 364 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,238 It is impressive, even for a 300-pound dockworker. 365 00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:01,616 But shh! I have a secret. 366 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,343 I have a really fast metabolism, 367 00:20:04,468 --> 00:20:07,038 and it works quicklier than other people's. 368 00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:09,791 Quicklier? Mm. Mm-hmm. All right, now you tell me a secret. 369 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,219 Right. Right. Um, okay. Uh... Okay. 370 00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:15,287 When I'm driving my car... 371 00:20:15,984 --> 00:20:17,389 Listening to the radio... 372 00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:20,844 I dance my ass off, and I secretly hope 373 00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:23,429 that the people driving by are watching. 374 00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:25,390 What? What? 375 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,142 Okay, your turn. You tell another secret. 376 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,569 Ohh. All right. I have a really big one. 377 00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:32,038 Yeah? 378 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,663 It's a doozy. 379 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,375 Oh, no, I can't tell you. 380 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,002 Come on. 381 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,937 But I can show you. 382 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,915 Okay. 383 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,828 Okay. You just wait right here. Oh! 384 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,479 Okay. You just-you stay. All right. 385 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,710 Don't blink. 386 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,728 No blinking. 387 00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:57,672 Hey! Hey! 388 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,925 I was just getting ready to show michelle what I can do. 389 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,679 What you can do? 390 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,473 You're not even making any sense. 391 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,608 I make sense. My zoop. 392 00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:11,811 Uh... Ooh, you've been drinking. Ohh. 393 00:21:11,936 --> 00:21:13,897 Ooh, you've been drinking a lot. Ohh. Oh. 394 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,107 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! Whoa. Okay. 395 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,151 Ohh! You're superstrong. All right. Okay. 396 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,219 Okay, well, when she wakes up tomorrow 397 00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:23,281 with a gigantic hangover, tell her that I had a fantastic time. 398 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,742 I sure will. Okay. 399 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,259 Bye. Bye. 400 00:21:27,384 --> 00:21:29,361 You're superstrong, and I zoop. 401 00:21:29,486 --> 00:21:31,864 And that's why we don't have any friends, 402 00:21:31,989 --> 00:21:34,867 because as soon as you start getting close to people, 403 00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:37,303 you want to tell 'em your secrets, 404 00:21:37,428 --> 00:21:39,338 and the powells can't do that. 405 00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:42,008 Ohh. I'm freezing out here watching this museum... 406 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,110 And hungry, too. 407 00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:46,345 You don't think anyone would ever deliver a pizza 408 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:48,431 to a rooftop, do ya? 409 00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,983 I sympathize. I'm hungry, too. 410 00:21:51,108 --> 00:21:53,519 Oh, really? What's that chewing sound? 411 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:57,357 Wait, george. We got action. 412 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,815 I'll save you some leftovers. 413 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,014 Gotcha! 414 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,551 Dave? 415 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,976 There were art heists 416 00:23:52,101 --> 00:23:53,978 in the last three cities the cottens lived in. 417 00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:56,017 Plus, the last one was committed by a guy 418 00:23:56,205 --> 00:23:59,149 wearing the same kind of watch that david owns. 419 00:23:59,274 --> 00:24:03,066 Oh. Ohh. Jeez. Honey, your voice is like a staple gun to my head. Don't you see? It all makes sense. 420 00:24:03,278 --> 00:24:06,957 I'm hungover, but you're the one that sounds drunk. 421 00:24:07,082 --> 00:24:10,227 Look, you don't know that Dave cotten stole the painting. You don't know that he didn't. 422 00:24:10,352 --> 00:24:12,742 The cottens are a completely normal family. 423 00:24:13,022 --> 00:24:16,401 That's what people say about us. You do realize that you never thought our friends 424 00:24:16,526 --> 00:24:18,669 were criminals before you got your superpowers? 425 00:24:18,794 --> 00:24:21,138 No, I never thought our friends were criminals 426 00:24:21,263 --> 00:24:23,419 until we made friends with criminals. 427 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,976 Look, I-I gotta go talk to Dave. 428 00:24:26,101 --> 00:24:29,300 Jim, just... Please don't accuse him of anything. 429 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,173 Don't worry. I have a light touch. 430 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,389 So, uh, did you read the paper 431 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,521 about that robbery last night? 432 00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:39,047 I guess they hit the county art museum. 433 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,562 Oh, I hadn't heard. 434 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,028 Oh, yeah. The department's all fired up about it. 435 00:24:44,153 --> 00:24:46,497 I guess they got a pretty good lead, though. 436 00:24:46,622 --> 00:24:48,433 Security camera caught a glimpse 437 00:24:48,558 --> 00:24:50,568 of the, uh, perp's watch. 438 00:24:50,693 --> 00:24:53,671 Pfft. A watch? Doesn't sound like a very good lead. 439 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:57,442 Oh, depends on how distinctive the watch is. 440 00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:00,969 You know, like the one you were wearing the other day. 441 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,413 Yeah? 442 00:25:02,538 --> 00:25:04,515 Yeah. 443 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,418 It's kinda weird that there's been an art heist 444 00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:10,007 in every city you've lived in. 445 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,510 Uh, jim, are-are you accusing me of something? 446 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,827 No. No, no. I'm just making conversation. 447 00:25:15,952 --> 00:25:18,796 Really? 'cause, you know, no conversation I've ever had 448 00:25:18,921 --> 00:25:21,957 with a friend involves them accusing him of being a thief. 449 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,641 Vote for powell. 450 00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:33,364 I can't believe you're making me run for president. 451 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,947 Oh, just be yourself. You're so intuitive. 452 00:25:36,072 --> 00:25:38,452 It's like you always know what everyone's thinking. 453 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,997 You need to show people that. 454 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,708 Ugh. Vote for powell! Take a flyer? 455 00:25:43,946 --> 00:25:45,756 I can't read this now. 456 00:25:45,881 --> 00:25:48,546 The burrito in the cafeteria made me puke. 457 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,028 Vote for powell. Powell for president? 458 00:25:51,153 --> 00:25:53,931 I knew I shouldn't have left my clothes 459 00:25:54,056 --> 00:25:56,801 in the gym locker. They smell like a litter box. 460 00:25:56,926 --> 00:25:58,556 Hi. Vote for me. 461 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,350 Hi. W-would you consider voting for me? 462 00:26:01,631 --> 00:26:03,908 I really need to call my boyfriend. 463 00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:07,612 Why can't I use my cell in this place? 464 00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:10,882 Thanks. I already know who I'm voting for, 465 00:26:11,007 --> 00:26:12,987 but good luck today. 466 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:16,177 I am so gonna waste you. 467 00:26:18,914 --> 00:26:21,037 So apparently I have a superpower, too. 468 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:24,332 It's driving handsome, slightly mysterious men 469 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,876 from my apartment. Look, you know, you did the right thing. 470 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:30,087 If you can't be honest with joshua, 471 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,236 then maybe he's just not your "matrix." 472 00:26:32,361 --> 00:26:35,196 Neo. I know. I just... I really liked him. 473 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,721 He was charming, and he... 474 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,182 Actually listened to me when I was talking. 475 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,147 Oh. Right. No, uh, look, i'm sorry, katie. 476 00:26:43,272 --> 00:26:45,144 I seem to have lost my journal. 477 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,152 Do you remember if I brought it to work? Oh, I'm sorry. 478 00:26:48,277 --> 00:26:50,983 I didn't realize that we were toggling back to your problems. 479 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:54,049 Sorry. Right. Uh, tell me about joshua. 480 00:27:00,389 --> 00:27:04,401 I don't believe we had a meeting scheduled. 481 00:27:04,526 --> 00:27:06,871 I'm out. 482 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,700 Okay. 483 00:27:09,999 --> 00:27:11,576 Care to elaborate? 484 00:27:11,701 --> 00:27:14,779 I'm done working for you, 485 00:27:14,904 --> 00:27:16,814 doing things that I'm ashamed to... 486 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:19,316 These abilities- They're not worth the cost. 487 00:27:19,441 --> 00:27:21,318 I've turned into someone else. 488 00:27:21,443 --> 00:27:23,391 That's the whole point, isn't it? 489 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,355 I'm not talking about the powers. 490 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,258 I'm talking about the things that you've made me do 491 00:27:28,383 --> 00:27:29,894 to keep them. 492 00:27:30,019 --> 00:27:31,896 Fair enough, but... 493 00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:34,222 But here's the thing about power. 494 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:36,266 You know, once you have it, 495 00:27:36,391 --> 00:27:38,906 you wonder how you ever lived without it. 496 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,640 Well, maybe I've found something else I can't live without. 497 00:27:42,765 --> 00:27:44,141 Wait a minute. 498 00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:46,747 I was right. 499 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,713 Dr. Andrews has gotten to you. 500 00:27:48,838 --> 00:27:50,605 Don't you understand? 501 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,618 That can never work. 502 00:27:53,743 --> 00:27:57,454 You can never be what she needs, 503 00:27:57,579 --> 00:28:01,726 and she can never accept what you are... 504 00:28:01,851 --> 00:28:04,452 Or what you've done. 505 00:28:06,088 --> 00:28:07,956 I guess we'll see. 506 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,475 I- I don't know what I was thinking 507 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,111 accusing him like that. 508 00:28:20,236 --> 00:28:23,701 We don't have any hard proof, and now it's cost me a friend, 509 00:28:23,906 --> 00:28:26,684 and I don't have many of those either. Well, get used to it. 510 00:28:26,809 --> 00:28:29,687 You don't see batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, 511 00:28:29,812 --> 00:28:32,790 and peter parker's always pissing off one of his buddies. 512 00:28:32,915 --> 00:28:35,660 So with great power comes great loneliness? No, I'm just saying, 513 00:28:35,785 --> 00:28:38,763 maybe you should try, like, a different approach with Dave. 514 00:28:38,888 --> 00:28:41,666 What, break into his house and look for proof? I was actually thinking 515 00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:43,668 something a little less dramatic. 516 00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:46,971 Still risky, even for superheroes... 517 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:48,617 An apology. 518 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,344 Dave! 519 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,660 Dave? 520 00:29:09,785 --> 00:29:12,697 ... they had first and 40 in the first half. 521 00:29:12,822 --> 00:29:15,123 Not frightening. Not frightening at all. 522 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,576 Jim? 523 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,746 Michelle. What are you doing here? 524 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:53,637 Are you back to unfairly accuse my husband of another crime? 525 00:29:53,762 --> 00:29:55,251 I don't think 526 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,742 my accusations have been unfair. 527 00:29:57,867 --> 00:30:00,256 The stolen canvas is in your garage, 528 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:03,426 not to mention the fact that the boots match the ones 529 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:06,851 that were seen on the thief last night. 530 00:30:06,976 --> 00:30:09,754 Those may be the thief's boots, 531 00:30:09,879 --> 00:30:11,642 but they're not Dave's. 532 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:15,149 Michelle, I didn't believe it at first myself- 533 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,985 They're mine. 534 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:23,116 Hey, steph, I'm here at the cotten house, 535 00:30:23,241 --> 00:30:24,984 and I-I really need to talk to you about something, 536 00:30:25,109 --> 00:30:27,241 so talk to you about it in person, 537 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,489 if you don't mind. 538 00:30:29,614 --> 00:30:32,492 What is it? You were right that I was wrong about Dave. 539 00:30:32,617 --> 00:30:35,761 I Obviously. I told you. It's michelle. She's the thief. I saw the painting. 540 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:36,851 What? 541 00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:41,100 Dave has nothing to do with it. It's been her the whole time. Michelle? 542 00:30:41,225 --> 00:30:43,340 Yeah. You've gotta help me out here, steph. 543 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,272 Look, I-I know how to bust a bad guy... 544 00:30:46,397 --> 00:30:50,014 But I like these people. They invited us into their home. 545 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,809 We made a connection with them. What am I supposed to do now? 546 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:57,480 I know. Uh... What would a real superhero do? I don't know, 547 00:30:57,648 --> 00:31:00,486 but this is real life. These are real people. 548 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:04,890 This is why we shouldn't make new friends! Oh. No, look, you're right. 549 00:31:05,015 --> 00:31:08,616 She is my friend, so let me act like one. 550 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,629 They've got you, michelle. 551 00:31:10,754 --> 00:31:13,533 Anything that jim saw is long gone. It doesn't matter. 552 00:31:13,658 --> 00:31:16,469 As soon as he tells the police, they will tear your life apart 553 00:31:16,594 --> 00:31:18,528 looking for evidence to convict you, 554 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,473 and they will find it, all right? 555 00:31:20,598 --> 00:31:22,542 If not here, then in boston or seattle. 556 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:25,424 Come on. Do you really want to put your family through that? 557 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:29,038 When chloe was 9 and troy was 7, 558 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:32,008 Dave got laid off, could not find work anywhere. 559 00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,852 Bills were piling up- Two kids and a mortgage- 560 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:35,955 And so I took a job 561 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,458 as an assistant to a museum curator. 562 00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:40,483 This guy posing as a janitor 563 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:42,962 found out that I was an art history major, 564 00:31:43,087 --> 00:31:45,831 and he asked if I would help him with something 565 00:31:45,956 --> 00:31:47,433 that he was planning. 566 00:31:47,558 --> 00:31:49,835 It was supposed to be just the one job, 567 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,837 just to bail us out. 568 00:31:51,962 --> 00:31:53,697 It's amazing how quickly 569 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:58,444 something you never thought you were capable of... 570 00:31:58,569 --> 00:32:01,647 Becomes a way of life. 571 00:32:01,772 --> 00:32:04,183 I do understand, 572 00:32:04,308 --> 00:32:06,051 but it doesn't make it right. 573 00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:08,154 Just give us one day. 574 00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:11,190 We can be packed and out of town and on the way to the next- 575 00:32:11,315 --> 00:32:14,193 You know I can't do that. Please just turn yourself in. 576 00:32:14,318 --> 00:32:16,762 All right, we have a friend who's an A.D.A. 577 00:32:16,887 --> 00:32:18,722 Maybe he can help. 578 00:32:22,059 --> 00:32:23,902 Okay. 579 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,795 Okay. Just... 580 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:28,174 Let me talk to Dave and the kids first, 581 00:32:28,299 --> 00:32:30,143 please. 582 00:32:30,268 --> 00:32:32,669 I need to tell them myself. 583 00:32:34,639 --> 00:32:36,249 All right. 584 00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:38,917 And then? 585 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:41,611 I'll turn myself in. 586 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:47,860 Uh... Hey. 587 00:32:47,985 --> 00:32:51,176 Hey. We need to talk... 588 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,898 About what you did yesterday. 589 00:32:53,023 --> 00:32:54,972 I know. It was immature and neanderthal. 590 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,126 Maybe more homo habilis than neanderthal, but- 591 00:32:57,309 --> 00:33:00,603 it was amazing. It was? 592 00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:03,576 I can't remember the last time a guy threw a punch over me. 593 00:33:03,701 --> 00:33:06,603 Maybe I'm not any more evolved than you are, 594 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,705 but... I liked it. 595 00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:15,454 Call me later? 596 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:18,648 Yeah. Absolutely. 597 00:33:20,685 --> 00:33:23,462 Nice goin'. 598 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,398 Nice hook, too. 599 00:33:25,523 --> 00:33:28,672 I don't get it. I was nothing but nice to you, 600 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,259 and you knew how I felt about natalie. I was gonna blow it? 601 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,140 Anyone with half a brain could see that she was starting 602 00:33:35,265 --> 00:33:38,177 to think of you as a friend. I had to save you from that. 603 00:33:38,302 --> 00:33:41,013 Wait. You-you wanted me to punch you? 604 00:33:41,138 --> 00:33:44,374 Like I said, girls like the bad boy. 605 00:33:48,813 --> 00:33:51,390 And that is just the beginning. 606 00:33:51,515 --> 00:33:53,826 So if you want a class president 607 00:33:53,951 --> 00:33:56,325 who knows pacific bay high, 608 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:58,698 who knows how to get things done here, 609 00:33:58,823 --> 00:34:01,190 then please vote for bailey, 610 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:03,068 because a vote for me 611 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,127 is a vote for you. 612 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,985 Hi. 613 00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:23,519 I'm Daphne powell. 614 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,091 We've heard a lot of great ideas today... 615 00:34:26,216 --> 00:34:28,551 About valentine's day candygrams 616 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,996 and the junior-senior dance, 617 00:34:31,121 --> 00:34:33,098 but I'll be honest. 618 00:34:33,223 --> 00:34:36,068 I don't really care about those things, 619 00:34:36,193 --> 00:34:39,104 and I'm sure a lot of you guys don't either. 620 00:34:39,229 --> 00:34:41,161 I mean... 621 00:34:41,365 --> 00:34:44,143 I'm so sick of walking the long way to school. 622 00:34:44,268 --> 00:34:47,146 You want them to open the west gate in the morning, 623 00:34:47,271 --> 00:34:50,149 so you don't have to walk an extra two blocks 624 00:34:50,274 --> 00:34:52,506 to get to class. You want to be able 625 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:55,788 to use your cell phone in the quad after school 626 00:34:55,913 --> 00:34:58,524 and for them to replace the gym lockers, 627 00:34:58,649 --> 00:35:00,983 because they smell like... Well, gym lockers. 628 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,031 And I know a lot of you want the same things, 629 00:35:06,156 --> 00:35:08,257 because that's what matters to the school, 630 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:11,093 day in and day out, 631 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,939 so if you want a president who knows what's on your mind, 632 00:35:14,064 --> 00:35:16,275 who knows the things you want, 633 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,978 then I think the choice is clear. 634 00:35:20,103 --> 00:35:21,538 Thank you. 635 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,413 This is unbelievable. 636 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,392 Did superman ever send lois in to take down the bad guy? 637 00:35:33,517 --> 00:35:35,466 First of all, Stephanie is not a "lois." 638 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,863 And second, we both discussed it and decided that- 639 00:35:37,988 --> 00:35:39,998 Michelle wasn't dangerous? Right. I forgot. 640 00:35:40,123 --> 00:35:42,668 Because you guys are friends, and a notorious art thief 641 00:35:42,793 --> 00:35:45,671 would never lie to someone she's known all of what, five days? 642 00:35:45,796 --> 00:35:48,341 Look, Stephanie wanted to handle this one on her own. 643 00:35:48,466 --> 00:35:50,309 Besides, there's one thing I know about my wife. 644 00:35:50,434 --> 00:35:52,335 She would never put herself in danger. 645 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,823 Is this where you're having your meeting? 646 00:36:03,948 --> 00:36:06,291 You know, the one to tell your family 647 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:09,228 that you're going to jail? I followed you here, michelle. Uh, no, no. I-i'm going to. 648 00:36:09,353 --> 00:36:12,086 I just-I just had to make this one last move 649 00:36:12,254 --> 00:36:15,324 so they could be taken care of while I'm gone. 650 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,885 Just go. You've gotta leave. 651 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,553 These people don't like surprises, Stephanie. 652 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:24,389 You have to get out of here now. Not unless you go with me. 653 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,879 Who the hell is this? 654 00:36:27,004 --> 00:36:29,103 Nobody. She was just leaving. 655 00:36:29,306 --> 00:36:32,856 Not till I know who the hell she is, she's not. No, relax! Relax. 656 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,911 She's-she's just a friend. She doesn't know anything! 657 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,445 Look, the police are already on their way, so I suggest you just get back into your car and... 658 00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:40,531 - She's a cop. - No, she's not. 659 00:36:48,526 --> 00:36:50,290 Ohh. Michelle. Please... 660 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:53,038 Michelle, it's okay. It'll be okay. 661 00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:55,879 I'm gonna get you to the hospital. 662 00:37:18,645 --> 00:37:21,076 I could really go for a margarita about now. 663 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,008 I came to thank you 664 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:30,200 for saving my life. 665 00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:32,846 Oh, if it wasn't for me, 666 00:37:32,971 --> 00:37:35,794 you would never have been in danger in the first place. 667 00:37:35,974 --> 00:37:38,352 Yeah, but if I hadn't shown up... 668 00:37:38,477 --> 00:37:41,254 I might have gotten away with it... 669 00:37:41,379 --> 00:37:43,010 Until the next time. 670 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:46,430 I looked you in the eye and told you that I would turn myself in, 671 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,229 but... 672 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:51,768 I had no intention of stopping, Stephanie. 673 00:37:56,394 --> 00:37:59,318 I just wish we'd had a chance to become friends- 674 00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:00,774 Real friends. 675 00:38:00,899 --> 00:38:03,901 Michelle, we still can. 676 00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:07,147 Yeah. 677 00:38:07,272 --> 00:38:08,773 Maybe someday. 678 00:38:16,648 --> 00:38:18,545 Why didn't I see it? 679 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:22,341 Sometimes you look past the things you don't wanna see. 680 00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,635 This is my fault. 681 00:38:24,857 --> 00:38:26,633 I tried to make sense of the stuff 682 00:38:26,758 --> 00:38:28,702 I couldn't explain away. 683 00:38:28,827 --> 00:38:31,224 I didn't ask the questions 684 00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:33,774 'cause I didn't wanna hear the answers. 685 00:38:33,899 --> 00:38:36,230 Everybody has secrets. 686 00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:37,745 Not like this. 687 00:38:37,870 --> 00:38:40,447 That's the thing about secrets. 688 00:38:40,572 --> 00:38:42,373 You don't know what they are. 689 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,949 Whatever the hell your secrets are, jim powell, 690 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:49,547 you changed my life. 691 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,398 Oh, that's great, george. 692 00:38:57,523 --> 00:38:59,836 Yeah, yeah, I'll tell steph. Thanks. 693 00:39:00,025 --> 00:39:03,404 Hey. Based on the license plate number, 694 00:39:03,529 --> 00:39:05,676 the cops were able to arrest the shooter. 695 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:10,511 Hey, that's good news. 696 00:39:10,636 --> 00:39:13,980 Then why do I feel so bad? 697 00:39:14,105 --> 00:39:18,188 A family's being split up because of what I did. 698 00:39:18,476 --> 00:39:20,454 Those poor kids. 699 00:39:20,579 --> 00:39:22,556 Their lives are gonna change forever. 700 00:39:22,681 --> 00:39:24,991 Yeah, but what was the alternative? 701 00:39:25,116 --> 00:39:26,280 Do nothing? 702 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:28,729 Was I supposed to not stop the bus 703 00:39:28,854 --> 00:39:30,330 from hitting Dave cotten? 704 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,369 That would have split their family up. 705 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,535 It's just... 706 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:37,404 Look, I just wanted to be close to michelle. 707 00:39:37,529 --> 00:39:40,273 I wanted to have a friend that I could open to, that I could- 708 00:39:40,398 --> 00:39:41,942 I understand, I understand, 709 00:39:42,067 --> 00:39:45,579 but... Trusting someone with our secret? 710 00:39:45,704 --> 00:39:47,634 That's gonna take some time. 711 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:53,015 What? 712 00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:55,512 Just made me think of katie. 713 00:39:58,249 --> 00:40:01,728 Well, maybe you already found that friend. 714 00:40:01,853 --> 00:40:03,233 Yeah. 715 00:40:10,762 --> 00:40:13,507 Wow. That was quick. 716 00:40:13,632 --> 00:40:16,400 Hope you remembered the extra cheese. 717 00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:23,049 When you told me that thing before, 718 00:40:23,174 --> 00:40:25,505 i'm sorry that I didn't handle it better. 719 00:40:25,711 --> 00:40:28,633 You and I were getting more real than I expected. 720 00:40:28,814 --> 00:40:31,720 It wasn't what I signed up for. 721 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:34,094 You know, no matter how old I am, 722 00:40:34,219 --> 00:40:35,662 i'm not gonna apologize 723 00:40:35,787 --> 00:40:38,198 for wanting to be with someone who loves me. 724 00:40:38,323 --> 00:40:41,897 Katie... It wasn't what I signed up for in the beginning. 725 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:45,609 Because I had to make a choice... 726 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,164 A very big choice. 727 00:40:48,834 --> 00:40:50,334 And I choose you. 728 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:53,825 I choose you. 729 00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:55,348 Okay, not to dampen 730 00:40:55,473 --> 00:40:59,419 a potentially heartwarming moment, but, um, 731 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,912 when you say that you "choose" me, 732 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:03,260 you mean... 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 56966

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