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The Overworld,
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the biggest sandbox in the universe,
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is full of epic tales.
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Millions and billions of them.
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Well, guess what?
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This one is all mine.
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My name is Steve, and as a child,
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I yearned for the mines!
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But it didn't really work out.
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Go on, get outta here!
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So I did a terrible thing.
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I grew up.
-Run!
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And just as I expected,
it was a massive bummer.
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Hey, Steve, your
presentation's in five minutes.
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Welcome to Steve's
Ultimate Resort Condominium
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Ducks are in the lake and tennis in the back
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Every room has jacuzzi and a mini-bar
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Welcome to Steve's!
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Woo! Welcome to Steve's!
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I really put myself out there,
and it totally blew up in my face.
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It was the kind of life that made
a man stare into his potatoes.
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And then I remembered!
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I couldn't give up on my dream.
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Not yet!
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The mines!
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So I bought a pickaxe,
and a sweet helmet,
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and this time, I was unstoppable.
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Head fake! Oh yeah!
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Turns out my adventure was just beginning.
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I mined my brains out.
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Until I found two mysterious artifacts.
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This thingy...
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and that cool thingy.
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And when I put those two thingies together...
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you guessed it!
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It opened a portal to another world.
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The Overworld!
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This place blew my mind.
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I'd never seen anything like it.
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Woah!
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Turns out it was the place
I'd been looking for my whole life!
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A world where anything you can imagine,
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you can create!
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This is my first house...
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My second house...
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And my third house,
made entirely of sheep's wool.
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Pink house!
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Life was good.
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The only thing missing...
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was a friend to share it with.
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And then this super angry wolf showed up.
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Easy...
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So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone.
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Maybe a bone, huh? Yeah!
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Atta boy!
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Dennis!
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He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz.
That's a good boy, Dennis! Yeah!
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With him by my side, my confidence soared.
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Woohoo!
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Together we built endless masterpieces.
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The more I built, the better I got.
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Dennis, check it out!
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Welcome to Steve!
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'Cause baby tonight, the creepers
trying to steal your stuff again
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Turns out pandas love to party.
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And cows!
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'Cause baby tonight, you grab your
pick, shovel and sword again
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Again, again
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Life was perfect.
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And the years simply flew by.
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Until one day I came across
some strange ruins.
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Flint and steel.
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Woah!
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Woohoo!
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Dennis!
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Turns out we just opened a portal
to a totally new dimension.
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The Nether.
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There was no joy or creativity at all.
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Dennis!
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These piglin brutes
had mined this realm into oblivion.
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Led by Malgosha, the evil piglin
sorceress who ruled the place.
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Who are you, and why are you so round?
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Leave the dog!
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Take me instead!
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No thanks. I'll take both of you!
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And that orb.
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Let's get one thing straight.
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Where I come from, we call this a cube.
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Seize them!
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Malgosha had finally got
what she'd always wanted.
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The Orb of Dominance.
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The most powerful cube-shaped orb
in the entire universe.
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Listen up, you pigs!
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With this orb, I will pillage the Overworld
and all of its gold will be ours!
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I couldn't let this happen.
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The Overworld had saved me,
and now I had to try to save it.
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We have to stop her, Dennis.
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So we escaped, and stole back the Orb!
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The roundling has escaped!
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Find him and bring me that orb!
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Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth.
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Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive.
You got that, boy?
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Good boy. You're the
last hope for this world!
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Now run! Go, boy!
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Run, fluff-nugget!
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You got this, Dennis! I love you!
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Run!
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Dennis was a hero that day.
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He ran like the wind.
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I didn't know if I'd ever see him again.
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But we had a world to save.
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So he ran all the way back
to my house on Earth,
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and hid the most powerful object in existence
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under my waterbed.
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As long as the Orb stays hidden,
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the Overworld will be safe.
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I just pray some doofus doesn't find it.
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In the late 1980s,
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Garrett Garrison took the
gaming world by storm,
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becoming the undisputed champion
of the hit arcade game
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Hunk City Rampage.
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His mastery of this two-player co-op
shocked the world.
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His effective use of the garbage toss move
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earned him the nickname The Garbage Man.
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He became the envy of the gaming world
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after landing a lucrative
six-figure deal with Sizzler.
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Yeah, baby!
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One thing's for sure.
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Yeah!
-This kid had it all.
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Yeah!
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Booyah!
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Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garretson?
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No autographs.
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Have a nice day.
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Woo! Yeah! Super cool!
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Garrett the Garbage Man.
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To what do we owe this pleasure?
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Pleasure? You think I come
to storage auctions for fun?
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I'm a businessman, Daryl. An investor.
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Well, I'm about to shovel some coal
into your choo-choo train.
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You're gonna love this next unit.
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It's got a waterbed.
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It's got some pickaxes.
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It's got a huge can of mixed nuts.
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It's got an array
of unisex turquoise blouses.
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That sounds terrible.
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I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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1978 Atari Cosmos?
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That's what it says here.
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Those things are worth a frickin' fortune.
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Heck yeah, they are.
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Bro...
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if you make this happen for me, I will
strongly consider hanging out with you.
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You serious, bro?
-Yep.
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Two big buffaloes like us out there,
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in the wild, wearing
unisex turquoise blouses.
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Oh boy, that's gonna cause a commotion.
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The ladies aren't gonna know what to think.
-Listen, if you could keep the hammer price
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under a hundy, I'll make all your
weird fanboy dreams come true.
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Okay?
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Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses.
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Yep. Let's do it.
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And we got $500. $500 over here. We got $500.
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We got six. Do we have six? Do we have $600?
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We got $600 over here. Let me hear $700.
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$700, we got $700 here,
we got $800 over here. We got...
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$850, do I hear $850? Do we have...?
$850 over here! Do I hear any more?
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Do I hear $900? $900.
$900 going once, $900 going twice,
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and $900 going three times,
and sold! To hometown hero
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Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison,
for $900.
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I wouldn't cash that for about six months.
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What?
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Come to Papa. Cosmos.
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Daryl! Where is it?
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I'm sorry, I didn't check the box.
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Woah, woah!
-Where's the Atari?
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Woah!
-There's no Atari in here!
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That does not mean you can trash this unit!
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I'm up against it, man. I'm...
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Oh, no. My store.
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I just...
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I need a win, man. I need...
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I need a win.
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Let's roll, everyone.
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This man has no respect
for the storage community.
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Walkin' hand in hand
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Oh no!
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Look, Chuglass was not
my first choice either,
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but it was Mom's dying wish
for us to live here.
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Or at least that's how I interpreted it.
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Yeah, I read something online.
This place sucks.
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Anyways, rent is super low
and I've got a full-time gig here,
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so it's not really an offer
we can turn down right now.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Look, I think you're
really gonna like it here.
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Woah, what's going on with that dude?
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Oh my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass!
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Say hi to Chuggy the Chip.
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Alright, this is the new neighborhood.
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When was this house built?
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It's so nice to meet you!
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Yeah, nice to meet you.
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Your new bosses sent you this.
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Oh.
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Yeah, people love working
at the potato chip factory.
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Yeah, well, I'm running
their socials for a little bit.
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I said I'd get their follower count past 75.
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Nice! You must be Henry.
Nice to meet you, I'm Dawn.
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Hi. Why is there an alpaca
hanging out of your car?
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Well, real estate's not my only hustle.
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I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side.
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Anywho, I gotta run.
Call me if you need anything.
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Also, uh, I'm really sorry about your mom.
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It's really brave what you're doing.
I hope you know that.
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Thank you.
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Henry! Breakfast is ready!
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Coming!
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Check it out.
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I made you mom's signature
tater tot breakfast pizza,
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so you can hand out slices on your first day.
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I thought you wanted me to seem normal.
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I do! Who do you think I am?
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I got you some body spray.
Signature scents are huge here.
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Velvet Mischief?
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You're gonna want to spray it
and then walk into it.
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Don't be too direct. It's really powerful.
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Okay.
-Love you!
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Love you too.
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Smells like banana bread and poo.
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Your store's really cool.
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Yeah, I know.
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Looking for anything in particular?
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No, I'm just checking some stuff out.
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Noncommittal.
Classic loser mentality. I can help.
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I'm starting a mentorship program for
people who want to win at the game of life.
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50 bucks an hour.
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Cool. How do you actually win at life?
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That's literally the answer
I charge money for.
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Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza?
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My sister made it. I'm supposed to
hand out slices at school to make friends.
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A little desperate for day one,
don't you think?
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I also noticed that you're
wearing Velvet Mischief.
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It's a wonderful cologne.
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And I strongly believe that every young man
should have his own signature scent.
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I didn't think I applied very much.
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Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot garbage tip.
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Friendship is like a puzzle. Sometimes
you think you need lots of pieces to be cool.
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And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool.
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Then people will be like,
"That's not a puzzle. That's a picture."
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And they have a right to speak, too.
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Okay, well, I gotta go to school.
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Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza.
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00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,375
All right! Let's put this name tag on!
256
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,167
Uh, why does it have an exclamation point?
257
00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:08,750
Oh, Henry, we're just
so thrilled to have you.
258
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,322
You know, you're the first
student to enroll here
259
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,834
ever since that article came out
about the school rankings.
260
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:19,334
Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene,
and I'm an open book.
261
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,959
You probably heard that my husband
Clemente recently divorced me.
262
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:26,625
And to be honest, I expected it
to hurt more than it does.
263
00:18:27,084 --> 00:18:30,375
You know, the fire went out
on our marriage 20 years ago.
264
00:18:31,209 --> 00:18:33,500
But we stuck it out for the dogs.
265
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,500
Okay, let's get you to your first class.
266
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,584
Good morning! Just a little
something about myself.
267
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,167
I teach gym, I teach art.
268
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,530
Financially,
269
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,250
I'm living in a nightmare, okay?
270
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:52,125
I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy.
271
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,167
Last year, I claimed $4,000 on my tax return.
272
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,292
I also have several pending lawsuits, okay?
273
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,667
But most of my money is tied up
in a drone kiosk at the mall.
274
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,250
Okay, today we're gonna do a still life.
275
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,334
One orange, one banana.
276
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,084
Let's get after it, people!
277
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,875
What is this? Don't you
know what a still life is?
278
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,375
It means you just draw the thing.
279
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,000
Do the assignment next time.
280
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,542
That jetpack would never work.
281
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,709
It's kind of foolproof, actually.
It's just math.
282
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:42,125
My dad said math has been debunked.
283
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:45,292
Check it out. New kid thinks
he's a rocket scientist.
284
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:48,680
I'd love to be a rocket scientist.
-So prove it.
285
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:16,167
Loser.
286
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,292
Alright, count us down, guys!
287
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:20,292
Five, four,
288
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:22,709
three, two, one!
289
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,709
Okay, so I know that we're all
very excited about the new rebrand.
290
00:20:32,084 --> 00:20:35,750
But I don't think you should call
your party bags "salt sacks".
291
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:51,584
Chuggy!
-Oh no!
292
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,292
I was never here, okay?
293
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:04,292
Well, the good news is nobody died.
294
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:09,167
But the bad news is you've destroyed
the American potato chip economy.
295
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:11,875
I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident.
296
00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:14,209
This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry.
297
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:16,084
I need you to call your guardian.
298
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:23,917
Game Over World.
299
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:27,459
Hey, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry,
the kid with the tater-top breakfast pizza.
300
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,292
Oh, yeah.
301
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:31,417
I have a weird favor to ask.
302
00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:33,667
Could you come to my school
and pretend to be my uncle?
303
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,375
No way, I don't do that stuff anymore.
304
00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:36,750
I have 26 bucks.
305
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Hi, I'm Henry's uncle.
306
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:51,084
You? The Trash Bag?
307
00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:52,375
It's actually Garbage Man.
308
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,709
Garbage Man, huh?
309
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,834
Oh, you can bag me up
and take me to the curb anytime.
310
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:02,917
But you gotta bungee the lid,
'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there.
311
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,959
Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot.
312
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,220
I just don't get it.
313
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:17,542
It should have worked.
314
00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:21,375
The math is right, but I probably
just cost my sister her job.
315
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,292
Oh, wow.
316
00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:25,875
You're super creative.
317
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:30,125
Guess I'm not the only
true talent in Chuglass.
318
00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:34,709
Hey, uh, since you're going to juvie,
mind if I get this flyer back?
319
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:37,238
Paper don't grow on trees, and...
320
00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,209
I'm not really allowed in Kinko's anymore.
321
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,580
Well, you can have my book, too.
322
00:22:41,917 --> 00:22:42,834
Because I'm done with it.
323
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,334
So what's this stupid junk?
324
00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:51,000
Who cares?
325
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,792
Probably some New Age bullcrap.
326
00:22:54,167 --> 00:22:55,250
I wonder what it does.
327
00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:02,584
Hey. Instructions.
328
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:07,459
"Never under any circumstances
combine the orb and crystal."
329
00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:18,584
Uh, wait, uh...
330
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,363
"Do not follow this orb!
331
00:23:20,459 --> 00:23:23,822
"Even if you're a struggling business
owner and need a ton of cash fast
332
00:23:23,846 --> 00:23:26,125
"because there's loads of treasure down here.
333
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,459
"But it's not worth the danger!"
334
00:23:28,584 --> 00:23:31,792
Hey, hey, dude? Dude, it feels
like it wants to go somewhere!
335
00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:33,292
What?
336
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:37,417
I'm sorry.
337
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,430
I tried everything,
I didn't know who else to call.
338
00:23:39,490 --> 00:23:41,000
No, it's okay. What's going on?
339
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:42,875
Henry's missing. I tried the school,
340
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,770
I tried his phone a million times,
he's not answering.
341
00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:46,167
He was supposed to be home hours ago!
342
00:23:46,209 --> 00:23:49,459
I thought he'd still be in detention
for blowing up Chuggy the Chip.
343
00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:52,375
That was him?
-Give me the phone.
344
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:53,584
Oh my gosh.
345
00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:57,334
I can't believe this. We're here for one
day and he's already the town villain.
346
00:23:57,792 --> 00:23:58,417
Got him.
347
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:01,625
He's fine, he's just playing
in an abandoned mine shaft.
348
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:03,084
What?
349
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,209
Come on. I'll drive.
350
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,613
You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot
351
00:24:07,637 --> 00:24:09,417
if you want to keep that
pretty face of yours.
352
00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:12,667
Hop in.
-Okay...
353
00:24:18,334 --> 00:24:19,792
You go first, I'll cover your six.
354
00:24:22,334 --> 00:24:23,917
"Danger." Whatever.
355
00:24:34,170 --> 00:24:35,417
Whoa.
356
00:24:48,292 --> 00:24:49,750
Henry!
-Oh, gosh!
357
00:24:50,167 --> 00:24:51,959
What are you doing down here?
358
00:24:52,209 --> 00:24:54,042
Who's this guy?
-He's my new mentor.
359
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:55,709
Who, me? No.
360
00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:58,959
Hey, guys? Guys!
361
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:00,875
It's pulling me, guys!
362
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:02,917
No!
-Woah, woah!
363
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:03,792
Henry!
364
00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,167
Henry! Let go of that thing!
365
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,292
Oh, man! My butt!
366
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:35,459
My butt!
367
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,292
We're not in Idaho anymore.
368
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,417
I think this is Wyoming.
369
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,625
Wait, who are you again?
370
00:26:10,334 --> 00:26:11,709
Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison.
371
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,667
Gamer of the Year, 1989.
372
00:26:14,709 --> 00:26:16,417
Whatever. I barely think about it.
373
00:26:18,292 --> 00:26:19,375
What the heck?
374
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:22,334
Ooh.
375
00:26:22,584 --> 00:26:23,834
If that's what I think it is...
376
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:25,750
it could be our first quest giver.
377
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:28,334
I'll do the talking.
378
00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:30,792
Alright! Yeah!
379
00:26:30,917 --> 00:26:32,625
Henry!
-Yeah, Henry!
380
00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:33,917
Come on back here!
381
00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:55,167
Listen up, you swine!
382
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,459
We're running dangerously low on gold.
383
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,709
So let me be very clear.
384
00:27:01,209 --> 00:27:03,292
You are all failures!
385
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,459
If you can't find more gold,
386
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,625
I'll just send you
to the Overworld to zombify!
387
00:27:09,542 --> 00:27:11,792
Find me more gold!
388
00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:13,917
You!
389
00:27:15,209 --> 00:27:16,250
What are you making?
390
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,709
Come closer. It's alright.
391
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:21,917
Come on, I'm not going to bite you.
392
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:26,042
Aww, how pretty!
393
00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:29,250
But how will that help me find more gold?
394
00:27:30,709 --> 00:27:31,500
Oops!
395
00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:34,709
What?
396
00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:39,709
Well, looky what we have here.
397
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,209
Our time has come!
398
00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,834
Malgosha! My liege!
399
00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:09,292
Was I unclear when I said no one
was to waste time on art or leisure?
400
00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:15,292
The Orb has returned.
401
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:17,959
It can't be.
402
00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:19,667
Dennis?
403
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,292
You stole it from me,
and now you will retrieve it.
404
00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:27,584
It would be a privilege, my liege.
405
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,042
We're going to unbind you now.
406
00:28:31,834 --> 00:28:33,375
Don't do anything stupid.
407
00:28:34,084 --> 00:28:36,459
Of course not. You can
trust this little dungeon pup.
408
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:37,959
Let me just-- Sneak attack!
409
00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:40,834
Go ahead, strike me down.
410
00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:44,917
My piglins will make a meal
of your beautiful wolf.
411
00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:46,584
How do I know you're telling the truth?
412
00:28:46,834 --> 00:28:49,000
There's only one way to find out.
413
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,042
The Orb for your little dog's life.
414
00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,209
Hola, wise quest giver.
415
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:24,530
We humbly seek gold.
416
00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:27,640
Give us a quest that will
lead us to your treasure load.
417
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:30,125
Garbage Man, I work in the animal field
418
00:29:30,167 --> 00:29:33,542
and I am telling you that thing
doesn't understand a word you're saying.
419
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,667
Shh, we're talking.
420
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,209
Sorry about that. What were you saying?
421
00:29:38,292 --> 00:29:39,709
Okay. Come on, Henry, we're going home.
422
00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:49,750
That feel quick to anyone else?
423
00:29:59,334 --> 00:30:01,625
All right, everyone, stay calm.
424
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,042
Relaje.
425
00:30:04,334 --> 00:30:05,709
Free garbage tip.
426
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,625
Fear is just weakness
hijacking your body's cockpit.
427
00:30:11,417 --> 00:30:12,834
What in the hell?
428
00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:13,988
And if that happens,
429
00:30:14,709 --> 00:30:18,542
you can say "bye-oh con dias" to your
body plane's navigation system.
430
00:30:19,209 --> 00:30:19,875
What?
431
00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:23,167
Yeah, Garbage Man isn't
speaking English or Espanol.
432
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,625
What am I doing here?
433
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:35,542
Run!
434
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:37,542
Garrett!
435
00:30:37,959 --> 00:30:40,000
Sorry, dead dudes can't win
Gamer of the Year!
436
00:31:10,084 --> 00:31:10,834
Henry!
437
00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:28,917
Yo, we got a zombie problem!
438
00:31:53,334 --> 00:31:56,292
How's he doing that?
-I don't know, but it might work!
439
00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,697
This way, faster!
440
00:31:58,721 --> 00:32:00,542
You got this, you got this!
-Go, Henry!
441
00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:04,125
Hurry now! Don't you
fall down, you can do this!
442
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,625
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorr--
443
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:07,417
Help me! Help me, please!
444
00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:09,441
Garrett!
445
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:10,875
Garrett, over here!
446
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:21,084
What are you doing? Leave those things!
Come here! Oh my gosh!
447
00:33:26,542 --> 00:33:28,209
You idiot! Run!
448
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:29,667
Look out!
449
00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:33,834
Open the door!
450
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:48,980
Oh man.
451
00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:51,084
Oh boy!
452
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:55,834
Hank!
453
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,084
Oh man.
454
00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:12,834
Sneak attack!
455
00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:19,292
Uh-oh.
456
00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:34,834
Who are you?
457
00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:36,375
I...
458
00:35:37,167 --> 00:35:38,399
am Steve.
459
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,667
Who are you people? Where's Dennis?
460
00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:45,000
Dennis? Who's... We don't know any Dennis.
461
00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:46,459
Then how'd you get that?
-Hey!
462
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:49,000
Relaje, muchaho. This is my property.
463
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,542
Do you even know what that is?
464
00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:52,917
It's the Orb of Dominance.
465
00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,000
It's a cube.
466
00:35:54,084 --> 00:35:55,459
Okay, ho-ho...
467
00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:58,542
You people seriously have
no idea what you're dealing with.
468
00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,350
Hand it over and no one gets hurt.
469
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,030
No way! Okay, we need this thing to get home.
470
00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,959
I hate to take a big fat
dumperoo on your plans,
471
00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,375
but you can't get home!
472
00:36:07,450 --> 00:36:09,542
Whoa, whoa, wait.
What do you mean, we can't get home?
473
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,292
Not without the Earth Crystal.
474
00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:13,125
You mean that little boxy thing?
475
00:36:13,430 --> 00:36:14,790
Garbage Man busted it!
476
00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:15,542
Nuh-uh.
477
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:18,209
Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this?
478
00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:20,292
You got those good Frodo vibes, kid.
479
00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:21,542
I got Frodo vibes.
480
00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:23,459
Are you implying that we're stuck here?
481
00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:27,292
Yes! Unless you get the Earth Crystal,
it's your only way home.
482
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,125
There's only one way
you could ever replace it,
483
00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:33,584
at the Woodland Mansion,
but going there would get you all killed.
484
00:36:33,709 --> 00:36:35,000
But so would staying here!
485
00:36:36,209 --> 00:36:37,000
Fair enough.
486
00:36:37,584 --> 00:36:40,209
Listen, I can get you home,
but then you gotta give me that orb.
487
00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:41,875
So what are you gonna do with it?
488
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,375
None of your concern!
489
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:46,750
So, what do you say? Do we have a deal?
490
00:36:47,084 --> 00:36:48,834
He did just kill like 20 zombies.
491
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,209
Pfft. More like 15, but okay.
492
00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:53,292
All right, Steve.
493
00:36:54,167 --> 00:36:58,167
Under two conditions. One, always
address me, because I'm the leader.
494
00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:00,550
Two, if you double-cross us...
495
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:05,584
I will crack your cabasa
with my buttcheeks like a walnut.
496
00:37:07,084 --> 00:37:08,667
This guy is such a toolbag.
497
00:37:09,084 --> 00:37:11,375
I'm so sorry, we just met this man.
498
00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:12,959
And he's not the leader.
-Humph!
499
00:37:14,209 --> 00:37:17,667
Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here
just got himself a deal.
500
00:37:23,584 --> 00:37:24,792
Oh my gosh.
501
00:37:24,917 --> 00:37:29,417
All right, first we need to load up
on some gear or we're all gonna die.
502
00:37:29,459 --> 00:37:30,709
Let's go to Midport Village!
503
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,917
This guy's lost his mind.
504
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:35,042
Move out!
505
00:37:44,709 --> 00:37:47,000
Here it is! Midport Village!
506
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:51,167
I got a secret stash of elite loot that'll
help us survive the Woodland Mansion.
507
00:37:51,330 --> 00:37:53,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys?
508
00:37:53,584 --> 00:37:55,750
Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers!
509
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:58,250
They're total pacifists and vegetarians.
510
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,084
You don't bug them, they won't bug you.
511
00:38:00,459 --> 00:38:04,000
They just like to chill, trade
and eat buttloads of bread.
512
00:38:04,042 --> 00:38:05,375
They love crushing loaf.
513
00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:06,667
So they built all this?
514
00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:08,250
Yeah, most of it.
515
00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:11,667
But the good stuff you see is all me.
516
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:15,709
Whoa, is he some kind of king?
517
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:16,875
No.
518
00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:19,470
That's a legend.
519
00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:23,792
Kid, anything you can dream
about here, you can make.
520
00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:26,459
Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about.
521
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:28,459
That was your tower, right?
-Yeah.
522
00:38:28,959 --> 00:38:30,750
Pretty killer for a first build.
523
00:38:34,042 --> 00:38:37,625
Relax, it's just an iron golem,
local security force.
524
00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:41,917
But they're a bunch of big softies!
525
00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:48,167
Unless you start messing with the villagers.
Don't ever do that!
526
00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:49,875
This place makes no sense.
527
00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:53,125
Yo, I need protein, like, pronto.
528
00:38:53,210 --> 00:38:55,167
I got just the place, brohemoth.
529
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,209
Hello there.
530
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,750
Oh dude, I got goose pimples
just walking up on it.
531
00:39:08,584 --> 00:39:11,709
You ever wonder what happens
when you mix hot lava and chicken?
532
00:39:12,209 --> 00:39:14,340
I did. And you're about to find out.
533
00:39:15,209 --> 00:39:15,834
Pfft.
534
00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:17,417
Uh-oh!
535
00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:25,500
You hear that?
536
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,792
That's the sound of sizzlean.
537
00:39:28,584 --> 00:39:30,917
Mm-hm. Smell my smell.
538
00:39:32,084 --> 00:39:35,000
La-la-la-lava! Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
539
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:38,375
Steve's Lava Chicken,
yeah, it's tasty as hell
540
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:41,209
Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bell
541
00:39:41,417 --> 00:39:44,334
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
542
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:48,542
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack
543
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:51,834
I have a small business too.
544
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,459
The one thing I try to do
is not have my jingles suck butt.
545
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,084
Friggin' loser.
546
00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:05,250
Pass the bird, turkey.
547
00:40:05,917 --> 00:40:07,792
I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here.
548
00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:10,459
I crave heat, and I crave pain.
549
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:11,709
Garrett, wait!
550
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,917
Hear my words.
551
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,042
That chicken was just cooked in hot lava.
552
00:40:16,084 --> 00:40:17,542
Let it cool down, man.
553
00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:29,500
Not bad.
554
00:40:37,542 --> 00:40:39,917
Garbage Man, you're a big-time idiot.
555
00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:45,020
What is it?
556
00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:46,959
What?
557
00:40:49,084 --> 00:40:50,500
General Chungus!
558
00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:51,959
Get over here!
559
00:41:03,334 --> 00:41:05,834
Hey, Malgosha. What's going on?
560
00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:09,542
Your old dungeon buddy Steve has betrayed us.
561
00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:10,875
Well, that's a bummer.
562
00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:13,417
The Orb is with four roundlings.
563
00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:17,542
My spies tell me he has taken them
to his lava chicken shack.
564
00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:18,750
No way!
565
00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:20,500
I love that place!
566
00:41:20,584 --> 00:41:22,792
La-la-la-lava! Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
567
00:41:22,834 --> 00:41:23,625
Shut up!
568
00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:26,322
Take your finest warriors,
bring me that orb,
569
00:41:26,346 --> 00:41:27,750
and kill the roundlings!
570
00:41:27,792 --> 00:41:30,959
So like, you want me
to end his life or whatever?
571
00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,375
Are you serious?
572
00:41:32,542 --> 00:41:34,250
What do you think I'm talking about?
573
00:41:34,334 --> 00:41:37,875
Okay, I was just kind of
confused there for a second.
574
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,584
Take this nether wart so you don't zombify.
575
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,238
Um, your majesty,
576
00:41:43,262 --> 00:41:45,667
I don't think this is going to be
enough to go around.
577
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:47,875
Deal with it!
-No worries.
578
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:50,792
All right, drink up, guys.
579
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:54,834
You don't want to zombify up there,
but just tiny sips, okay?
580
00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:02,042
Okay, so how do we find
this Woodland Mansion thing?
581
00:42:02,334 --> 00:42:06,417
Over the mountains, into the dark forest,
right beyond the massive red shrooms.
582
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,209
Massive red shrooms?
-Mm-hmm.
583
00:42:08,417 --> 00:42:09,834
Big old red ones.
584
00:42:10,417 --> 00:42:12,584
We need to find a real map, Steve.
585
00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:15,292
This place is dangerous,
and I need to get my brother out of here.
586
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,459
Well, it seems like he's having
a pretty good time.
587
00:42:17,834 --> 00:42:20,417
Look, your brother has a gift,
you know that, right?
588
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,334
You should let him explore it.
589
00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:24,917
Creativity in this world is key to survival.
590
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:28,084
Okay, well, in the real world,
things are a little bit different.
591
00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:30,697
Creative kids get picked last for gym,
592
00:42:30,959 --> 00:42:33,334
they sit at the bummer lunch table,
and they get bullied.
593
00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:35,209
Don't I know it.
594
00:42:35,334 --> 00:42:36,875
Do you even realize what he did back home?
595
00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:39,000
He blew up Chuggy the Chip.
596
00:42:39,459 --> 00:42:40,917
Well, maybe I belong in this world.
597
00:42:42,209 --> 00:42:43,542
Henry, that's not what I meant...
598
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,042
It's not what I was saying at all...
599
00:42:47,709 --> 00:42:48,655
Just so you know,
600
00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:51,792
I'm more of a sister to Hank
than he'll ever be.
601
00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:54,375
Yeah.
602
00:42:56,834 --> 00:42:57,667
Spin kick!
603
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:00,250
You okay?
604
00:43:01,167 --> 00:43:01,792
Fine.
605
00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:06,084
Look, I found one of these big-headed
looking dudes that sells maps.
606
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,750
Looks legit. Come on.
607
00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:12,209
Welcome to the stash.
608
00:43:13,084 --> 00:43:13,834
TNT.
609
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,375
Firework rockets.
610
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,834
Also good for propulsion.
611
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,542
Boots of swiftness.
612
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,260
Diamond armor. Full set.
613
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:22,625
And blades for days.
614
00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:25,250
Everything we'll need to make it
to Woodland Mansion.
615
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:26,875
Whoa.
616
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,417
Bogus layout, bro.
617
00:43:32,834 --> 00:43:33,875
Look but don't touch.
618
00:43:34,417 --> 00:43:36,750
Those are some of my favorite treasures.
619
00:43:47,084 --> 00:43:47,875
What's this junk?
620
00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:50,167
That is an ender pearl.
621
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:52,200
Teleports you to wherever you throw it.
622
00:43:53,584 --> 00:43:55,334
Yeah, right.
-No!
623
00:43:57,959 --> 00:43:58,625
Oh god.
624
00:43:58,959 --> 00:43:59,834
What the...
625
00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:01,920
And that was the only one I had.
626
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:02,959
No biggie.
627
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,375
Almost died fighting an enderman for it.
628
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:07,000
Come with me.
629
00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:15,667
This is a crafting table.
630
00:44:15,959 --> 00:44:16,875
Here's how it works.
631
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:20,792
You place these elements
in different patterns and...
632
00:44:20,816 --> 00:44:22,084
hit 'em!
633
00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:26,500
You got yourself a sweet blade.
634
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,250
You want to see a blade?
635
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:32,834
I'll show you a blade.
636
00:44:33,910 --> 00:44:34,917
Yeah!
637
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:41,250
Kaboosh!
638
00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:46,334
That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here.
639
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:49,417
Yeah, they're cool, Garrett.
They're like nunchucks.
640
00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:50,459
Yeah, I know.
641
00:44:50,959 --> 00:44:51,750
That's why I made them.
642
00:44:53,084 --> 00:44:53,697
They're...
643
00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:55,792
buck-chuckets.
644
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:57,542
Uh, they're what?
645
00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:03,625
Hey, can I try something else?
-Abso-rootin'-tootly.
646
00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:10,584
Bro, you had tots the whole time?
-Yeah, sorry.
647
00:45:15,834 --> 00:45:16,750
It's a tot launcher.
648
00:45:17,209 --> 00:45:21,250
Dude, you just took boring junk from
the real world to create something amazing.
649
00:45:21,417 --> 00:45:22,667
That is next level!
650
00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:25,334
Hank, can I play with your
tot launcher when you're done?
651
00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:26,959
Yeah.
-Sweet.
652
00:45:27,209 --> 00:45:27,834
Hey, Steve.
653
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:29,500
Can I talk to you for a second?
654
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,709
Sure thing.
655
00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:39,042
What's up?
656
00:45:39,459 --> 00:45:40,917
You know that note you left with the orb?
657
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,500
The one about the riches?
658
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:44,834
I read it.
-Yeah.
659
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:46,375
There's riches everywhere.
660
00:45:46,417 --> 00:45:48,959
I keep a fat stash of diamonds
at the Redstone Mines.
661
00:45:49,209 --> 00:45:51,709
So this treasure load,
is it on the way to this mansion place?
662
00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,084
Not really, it's a major detour.
663
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:55,667
Plus, the mines can be perilous.
664
00:45:56,167 --> 00:45:57,459
I'm gonna keep it simple for you, Steve.
665
00:46:00,334 --> 00:46:01,084
No diamonds...
666
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:02,792
no orb.
667
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,500
You smell what I'm steppin' in?
668
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:12,292
Good day.
669
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:18,125
We need a map to the Woodland Mansion.
670
00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,000
We just need a map.
671
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:23,500
Uh-oh.
672
00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:26,459
Nat?
-Dawn?
673
00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:27,750
Something's going down!
674
00:46:49,709 --> 00:46:50,667
All right, guys.
675
00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,917
Just start trashing their produce.
676
00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,584
Villagers hate that.
677
00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:25,625
Who are these guys?
-Piglins.
678
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,209
They must be after the orb.
679
00:47:29,709 --> 00:47:31,042
Hey, Steve!
680
00:47:31,709 --> 00:47:33,125
What's going on, dude?
681
00:47:33,410 --> 00:47:35,375
Crap! Chungus.
682
00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:39,334
I'm really sorry, but I have to
annihilate you and stuff.
683
00:47:40,709 --> 00:47:42,292
Malkosha double-crossed me.
684
00:47:43,084 --> 00:47:44,834
We just need that orb thingy.
685
00:47:44,950 --> 00:47:45,834
You know this guy?
686
00:47:45,970 --> 00:47:48,084
Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff.
687
00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:50,292
He seems nice, but he's a killer!
688
00:47:50,417 --> 00:47:52,875
Wow, you look good, brohammer.
689
00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:54,125
You lose some weight?
690
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:55,542
Stand back, boys.
691
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,000
This pig is mine.
-No!
692
00:47:59,375 --> 00:48:01,584
I'm tired of you getting all the glory.
693
00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:03,750
This pig is mine.
694
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:13,334
Steve!
695
00:48:29,459 --> 00:48:31,584
We have to get to Henry!
Do you think we can take these guys?
696
00:49:15,042 --> 00:49:16,750
Nice moves, bro!
697
00:49:19,584 --> 00:49:20,375
Sorry!
698
00:49:35,084 --> 00:49:36,667
The party's over, bud.
699
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,125
Just give me the orb.
700
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,167
No, please, don't! Let me tell you something!
701
00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:44,792
Ninja roll.
702
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:48,125
What happened?
703
00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:50,084
I saved your butt, that's what happened.
704
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:51,334
You can thank me later.
705
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:52,834
We gotta get to the rampart.
706
00:49:52,940 --> 00:49:53,760
Follow me!
707
00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:03,084
Henry!
708
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:08,330
Nat, we have to go now!
-Dawn, I cannot leave him,
709
00:50:08,370 --> 00:50:10,792
he's my entire family!
-He needs you alive, okay?
710
00:50:10,834 --> 00:50:14,000
We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion.
We gotta go find the map guy, come on!
711
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,667
Garrett, what about Natalie?
-We'll meet her at the mansion!
712
00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:32,709
Oh, great. Now what?
713
00:50:33,917 --> 00:50:35,292
Elytra wingsuits.
714
00:50:38,167 --> 00:50:38,917
Whoa!
715
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,209
Head for those mountains!
716
00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,416
I thought we were going
to the Woodland Mansion.
717
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,875
Hank, don't talk back to your elders.
-But...
718
00:50:43,042 --> 00:50:43,709
Buh-bye.
719
00:50:49,709 --> 00:50:50,542
Those things work, right?
720
00:50:50,792 --> 00:50:51,584
Absolutely.
721
00:50:58,834 --> 00:51:01,292
Check it out! I'm flying!
722
00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:03,316
Yeah!
723
00:51:06,917 --> 00:51:07,917
Buenos dias.
724
00:51:08,210 --> 00:51:09,167
Which means "see you later".
725
00:51:14,167 --> 00:51:15,584
I thought I grabbed three!
726
00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:18,875
Wait for me!
727
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:20,084
Comin' in hot!
728
00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:32,542
No! No way, dude!
729
00:51:32,917 --> 00:51:34,167
Let go of my hair!
730
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:37,750
Just relax. Let my hips guide you,
it's the only way!
731
00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:38,542
What?
732
00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:47,959
Hank!
733
00:51:48,167 --> 00:51:50,125
We'll have a better chance if we split up!
734
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,209
What?
735
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,167
Get off me, you stupid pig!
736
00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:10,750
Get off me!
737
00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,417
We got hog riders, they're at three o'clock!
738
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:50,417
They got us boxed in! Head for the tunnel!
739
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:53,334
We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky!
740
00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:55,125
We're gonna have to go nose to toes.
741
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,375
Full man sandwich!
742
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,334
What? No, I'm not gonna do that!
743
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,209
I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich!
744
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,167
Okay!
745
00:53:05,334 --> 00:53:07,750
Oh my god! Garrett!
746
00:53:09,584 --> 00:53:12,280
Yeah! Woohoo!
747
00:53:12,334 --> 00:53:14,167
Dang it! A lava bucket!
748
00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:16,334
Okay, tighten up!
749
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,167
What?
750
00:53:17,209 --> 00:53:19,292
There's still some negative space back there!
751
00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:20,292
We both know it!
752
00:53:20,334 --> 00:53:22,084
I'm trying to close the gaps!
753
00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:25,000
I'm gonna squeeze for your safety!
-I understand!
754
00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:37,125
Yeah! Woohoo!
755
00:53:44,334 --> 00:53:45,750
Get off me, you stupid pig!
756
00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:47,042
Get off me!
757
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,292
Henry!
758
00:54:00,084 --> 00:54:01,084
Oh, crap!
759
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:15,584
Don't worry! I'm gonna cushion our fall
with this water bucket!
760
00:54:16,334 --> 00:54:17,250
Really?
761
00:54:27,709 --> 00:54:29,600
You can really fight, Nat!
You were kicking butt!
762
00:54:29,660 --> 00:54:31,625
Thanks! I have no idea where it came from!
763
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:32,880
There he is! He's getting away!
764
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,820
Hey, get back here! We need a map!
765
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:37,209
First we need a boat!
-Okay, okay, uh...
766
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,417
Okay, hurry!
767
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,917
The map guy's floating away!
768
00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:45,792
Boat magic!
769
00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:52,084
Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen.
770
00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:54,000
I'm sorry, I have no idea what I'm doing.
771
00:54:54,070 --> 00:54:55,417
Forget it! Let's go, come on!
772
00:55:14,875 --> 00:55:17,750
Oh, no! Not again!
773
00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:20,667
I am so sorry!
774
00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:22,250
Oh my god! Are you all right?
775
00:55:22,490 --> 00:55:25,417
Oh my god! Oh my god, Are you all right?
776
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,000
Your head is huge!
777
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,000
You're not gonna sue me, are you?
778
00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:37,667
Because everyone wants to sue me once
I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee!
779
00:55:38,930 --> 00:55:40,334
Oh, my!
780
00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:42,709
How about this, what if
I just take you to dinner?
781
00:55:43,834 --> 00:55:45,000
Would you like to go to dinner?
782
00:55:47,834 --> 00:55:49,209
You got some talking to do, buddy.
783
00:55:49,430 --> 00:55:50,667
Hank and I want some answers.
784
00:55:50,830 --> 00:55:51,990
Like, how are we going to stop those pigs?
785
00:55:52,050 --> 00:55:53,584
And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola?
786
00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:55,310
Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress
you were talking about?
787
00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:56,125
Look!
788
00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:59,375
The sorceress is a piglin queen
called Malgosha.
789
00:55:59,542 --> 00:56:00,709
Those are her minions.
790
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,917
She rules over them in a dark
hellscape called the Nether.
791
00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:08,042
And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola
in my front pocket, okay?
792
00:56:09,292 --> 00:56:11,292
It's my best friend's favorite snacky-snack.
793
00:56:14,209 --> 00:56:15,167
My best friend, Dennis.
794
00:56:16,417 --> 00:56:19,959
Malgosha's path to villainy
started the way these things often do.
795
00:56:20,834 --> 00:56:24,334
During the semi-finals
of The Nether's Got Talent.
796
00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:32,500
Young Malgosha always dreamed
of being a world-class dancer.
797
00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:36,334
Her moves were pretty out there.
798
00:56:36,584 --> 00:56:38,750
No one in the Nether was ready for it.
799
00:56:42,417 --> 00:56:43,792
It crushed her.
800
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,417
What'd I tell you about all that dancing?
801
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:49,500
You deserve to fail.
802
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,667
Creativity will never make you happy.
803
00:56:52,959 --> 00:56:54,209
But you know what will?
804
00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:57,209
Gold! Now go find some!
805
00:56:57,875 --> 00:57:01,750
So from that day forward,
she denounced all forms of creativity.
806
00:57:03,459 --> 00:57:06,875
If she ever gets that orb,
she'll block out the sun.
807
00:57:07,417 --> 00:57:08,917
Nether wart will flourish.
808
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:11,700
This beautiful world and everything in it
will wither and die!
809
00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:13,000
And you were gonna give it to her?
810
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:14,375
Great idea.
811
00:57:14,792 --> 00:57:16,209
I'm not gonna give it to her.
812
00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:18,250
But I need that orb for leverage.
813
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,042
Gotta save Dennis.
814
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:21,750
Come.
815
00:57:24,167 --> 00:57:26,959
The Woodland Mansion is just
beyond the Redstone Mountains.
816
00:57:27,584 --> 00:57:29,667
We can go over, or through.
817
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:31,292
Whatever's fastest.
818
00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:35,042
Through will be faster.
819
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:43,292
General Changus!
820
00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:46,167
You have failed me for the last time!
821
00:57:46,292 --> 00:57:47,900
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
822
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,667
Bring out the beast!
823
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:55,334
What? What do you mean,
you just have to put the brain in?
824
00:57:55,667 --> 00:57:57,875
Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done!
825
00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:01,000
Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day.
826
00:58:01,334 --> 00:58:03,667
But I'm really trying to set some new goals.
827
00:58:14,167 --> 00:58:15,917
The Great Hog!
828
00:58:16,084 --> 00:58:17,667
My ultimate weapon.
829
00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,209
There it is!
830
00:58:26,084 --> 00:58:27,334
Kill him!
831
00:58:27,709 --> 00:58:30,417
Wait, does this mean you're firing me?
832
00:58:33,709 --> 00:58:34,917
Well done!
833
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:38,375
Now find the roundlings,
and bring me the orb!
834
00:58:42,709 --> 00:58:44,042
We are so lost.
835
00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:54,500
My one job was to protect Henry,
and I blew it!
836
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,792
I just promised my mom I'd never let
anything happen to him.
837
00:58:59,334 --> 00:59:02,209
I guess I'm just not cut out
for this parenting stuff.
838
00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:10,209
I just wish I could have been a kid
for a little bit longer, you know?
839
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,917
Just to have that feeling
like I could have done anything.
840
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:13,875
I hear you.
841
00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,667
Being a grown-up sucks.
842
00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:20,542
You got all these responsibilities,
and you just stop chasing your dreams.
843
00:59:23,084 --> 00:59:25,125
You think I like having 15 hustles?
844
00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:36,959
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up.
845
00:59:37,709 --> 00:59:38,917
Let's just calm down.
846
00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:42,542
I think this one just needs some TLC.
847
00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:46,042
Yeah? You like bones?
848
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:50,875
Oh, I bet you like bones!
Yes, you do! Yes, you do!
849
00:59:54,084 --> 00:59:56,209
Aren't you a beautiful one?
850
00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:59,084
Yes, you are! Oh, yes, you are!
851
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,375
I cannot believe you just did that.
852
01:00:06,084 --> 01:00:06,917
Dennis?
853
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,042
Steve's Dennis?
854
01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:11,500
Well, can you take us to him?
855
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:18,459
Oh, Nat, I think this might be
our way to the Woodland Mansion.
856
01:00:20,459 --> 01:00:21,875
Let's follow that pooch!
857
01:00:25,084 --> 01:00:26,709
Right this way, gentlemen.
858
01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:30,417
Woohoohoo! Lookie, lookie here.
859
01:00:30,900 --> 01:00:33,334
Welcome to the Redstone Mines.
860
01:00:34,625 --> 01:00:37,084
You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone.
861
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,500
Conducts energy.
862
01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:41,250
You can build some
crazy contraptions with it.
863
01:00:43,084 --> 01:00:44,875
I thought you said this was a diamond mine.
864
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:47,417
Easy, big dog. They're here.
865
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:48,875
But be careful.
866
01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:51,459
I set some booby traps a long time ago.
867
01:00:51,542 --> 01:00:54,334
but I can't for the life of me
remember where they are.
868
01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:04,209
Get them off me!
869
01:01:06,584 --> 01:01:07,584
Help me, please!
870
01:01:14,209 --> 01:01:16,959
Hah! Here it is. Thanks, Garrett.
871
01:01:17,292 --> 01:01:18,834
Ooh yeah.
872
01:01:21,084 --> 01:01:22,167
Yes.
873
01:01:22,875 --> 01:01:26,167
The diamonds.
-That's what I'm talking about!
874
01:01:26,584 --> 01:01:28,625
Steve delivers the goods!
875
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:29,959
Did you guys plan this?
876
01:01:31,167 --> 01:01:32,125
I'm sorry, Henry.
877
01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:33,834
Woo!
878
01:01:34,209 --> 01:01:35,834
Yeah! I'm not.
879
01:01:37,584 --> 01:01:39,625
Yeah!
-What the heck, man?
880
01:01:40,042 --> 01:01:42,167
Oh, relax.
-Natalie could be at the mansion already.
881
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,917
Did you fart?
882
01:01:48,167 --> 01:01:48,875
Oh no.
883
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,750
Nether wart.
884
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:52,500
What does that mean?
885
01:01:58,292 --> 01:02:00,709
No! The Great Hog!
886
01:02:01,042 --> 01:02:02,667
She finally put the brain in.
887
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:04,375
Run for the minecart!
888
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:12,334
Hit it, Henry! Hit it!
889
01:02:12,834 --> 01:02:13,542
Go!
890
01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:21,292
If memory serves, I built
a kick-ass safe room just up ahead!
891
01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,500
Dang it, my torch blew out.
892
01:02:27,959 --> 01:02:30,417
Why are we stopping?
-We're a husky load, gents.
893
01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:32,459
We're gonna need a redstone boost, fast.
894
01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:34,042
What's that sound?
895
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:37,042
Crap!
896
01:02:37,584 --> 01:02:38,750
My creeper farm.
897
01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:44,667
What kind of idiot would breed these things?
898
01:02:50,334 --> 01:02:51,334
Up ahead, look!
899
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,459
We gotta get to the redstone rail!
900
01:02:54,570 --> 01:02:57,250
Garrett, you got us into this mess.
Get out and push!
901
01:02:58,084 --> 01:03:00,542
Okay. Okay...
902
01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:07,000
Go, Garrett, go faster!
903
01:03:07,625 --> 01:03:09,250
We're not gonna make it!
904
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:11,709
Come on!
-Come on, Garrett, you've gotta go faster!
905
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,334
Start slapping, Hank!
906
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,209
Garrett, get in!
907
01:03:19,334 --> 01:03:20,625
He's right behind us!
908
01:03:42,792 --> 01:03:44,167
Woohoo!
909
01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:45,917
Yeah!
910
01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:47,500
Woohoo!
911
01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:54,792
Nice work, Gar-Gar,
your little detour almost got us killed.
912
01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:57,459
Blah blah, you're so dramatic.
We're still alive.
913
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,750
What's your problem, man?
914
01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:00,709
We didn't need those stupid diamonds.
915
01:04:00,917 --> 01:04:03,709
I swear, you are literally
the most selfish person I've ever met.
916
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:05,375
Whatever. I need them.
917
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:09,417
Okay? I need the diamonds,
because I need the money, because I'm broke.
918
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:11,917
You wouldn't know anything about that.
919
01:04:14,292 --> 01:04:15,834
My life sucks, kid. All right?
920
01:04:16,292 --> 01:04:17,292
I'm a frickin' loser.
921
01:04:18,667 --> 01:04:19,500
There, I said it.
922
01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:22,084
I know, it looks like I got it all
put together, right?
923
01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:24,959
I'm smart, funny, bilingual.
924
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,584
El humble to un el faulto.
925
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:33,542
That's not the reality.
926
01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,750
I'm not doing well. I'm bad.
927
01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:41,584
I'm washed up, Hank,
and I'm gonna lose everything.
928
01:04:43,084 --> 01:04:44,125
And that's not the worst part.
929
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,000
I'm alone.
930
01:04:48,209 --> 01:04:48,959
You weren't alone.
931
01:04:50,334 --> 01:04:51,209
I was your friend.
932
01:04:56,292 --> 01:04:57,625
Sorry about your finances.
933
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,625
Shut up, Steve.
934
01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:23,750
Oh, no, thank you.
935
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:31,417
You know, I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great time.
936
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:36,042
I recently got divorced
from my husband, Clemente.
937
01:05:36,334 --> 01:05:39,155
And, and the main reason is,
938
01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:42,500
you know, he didn't have any personality.
939
01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:45,292
Not like you.
940
01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:47,959
Are you finished?
941
01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:49,792
No, I think he's Swedish.
942
01:05:50,625 --> 01:05:51,792
But we're done with our meal.
943
01:05:54,042 --> 01:05:55,042
There it is.
944
01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:56,584
The Woodland Mansion.
945
01:05:56,834 --> 01:06:00,167
We're gonna get in there,
get the Earth Crystal, and get you guys home.
946
01:06:00,650 --> 01:06:01,292
Follow me!
947
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,209
Check this out.
948
01:06:04,209 --> 01:06:05,125
Let's do this.
949
01:06:05,450 --> 01:06:07,334
Pay close attention to Papa Steve.
950
01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:09,625
The Woodland Mansion has three floors.
951
01:06:10,209 --> 01:06:13,250
The first floor is loaded with vindicators.
952
01:06:13,790 --> 01:06:14,875
Axe murderers, basically.
953
01:06:14,910 --> 01:06:17,667
Why is the third floor on the first floor?
I'm very confused.
954
01:06:17,917 --> 01:06:19,530
I was trying to make three floors,
955
01:06:19,554 --> 01:06:21,500
but I didn't have time
to make, like, a dollhouse.
956
01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,750
The second floor crawls with evokers.
957
01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:27,084
They wield powerful dark magic.
958
01:06:27,292 --> 01:06:28,875
This is the worst model I've ever seen.
959
01:06:29,090 --> 01:06:31,167
Garrett, stop talking,
we're trying to figure out a plan.
960
01:06:31,470 --> 01:06:33,917
Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for?
-I just got mad at you!
961
01:06:34,459 --> 01:06:35,667
Please don't be mad at me for this, okay?
962
01:06:35,709 --> 01:06:38,000
But I accidentally stole the orb
while you were crafting.
963
01:06:39,959 --> 01:06:40,625
We cool now?
964
01:06:41,209 --> 01:06:44,209
You are literally the worst person
in the entire world.
965
01:06:44,270 --> 01:06:45,000
Guys!
966
01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:47,417
Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh!
967
01:06:47,850 --> 01:06:50,334
Third floor houses the loot chamber.
968
01:06:50,870 --> 01:06:52,290
That's where the Earth Crystal is.
969
01:06:52,390 --> 01:06:54,417
But it's guarded by endermen.
970
01:06:54,770 --> 01:06:57,417
Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye.
971
01:06:57,590 --> 01:06:58,917
They'll fry your brains out.
972
01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:00,917
Okay, well, I could build
stairs to the second floor,
973
01:07:00,959 --> 01:07:03,000
sneak in through the window,
and snag the Earth Crystal.
974
01:07:03,209 --> 01:07:04,417
That's a great idea, Hank.
975
01:07:04,625 --> 01:07:07,417
But to pull it off, we're gonna
need a pretty sweet diversion.
976
01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:09,667
You know what could work on these guys?
977
01:07:10,459 --> 01:07:12,084
It sounds crazy.
-Hit me.
978
01:07:18,084 --> 01:07:20,834
Someone order a saxophone birthday party?
979
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:26,292
Looks like it's everyone's birthday. Hit it!
980
01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:30,488
Friendship is the wish you make
981
01:07:30,584 --> 01:07:32,667
When you're blowing out the candles
on your birthday cake
982
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,834
Don't be a bully and don't be a brute
983
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,000
Time to put on your birthday suit
984
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,125
Today is the best, it's the day you were born
985
01:07:39,220 --> 01:07:41,334
Time for us to blow the birthday horn
986
01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,625
You gotta be kidding me.
987
01:08:47,459 --> 01:08:49,000
You got this, Gar-Gar!
988
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,292
Reach down deep!
989
01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:54,250
You're the Chuglass Kid and I love you!
990
01:08:54,584 --> 01:08:55,584
What's going on, Steve?
991
01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:58,125
It's some kind of sadistic
vindicator fight club.
992
01:08:58,792 --> 01:09:00,542
I've heard of these, but I've never seen one.
993
01:09:01,042 --> 01:09:02,167
They want me to fight the chicken?
994
01:09:03,334 --> 01:09:05,125
It's a fight to the death, Kid!
995
01:09:28,375 --> 01:09:29,709
Chicken jockey!
996
01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:37,917
Watch out!
997
01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:42,375
Keep him away from your face!
998
01:10:33,334 --> 01:10:34,417
Finally!
999
01:11:20,209 --> 01:11:21,334
I'm sorry, little buddy.
1000
01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:23,167
Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar!
1001
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,334
That baby's got the heart of a demon!
1002
01:11:25,667 --> 01:11:27,125
No, you're not a demon, are you?
1003
01:11:27,792 --> 01:11:29,584
You're a cute little booger-face.
1004
01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:32,042
I'm just gonna pet your little head.
1005
01:11:42,250 --> 01:11:44,584
You'll never be as cool as me, Hank.
1006
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:45,750
Just give up.
1007
01:11:45,959 --> 01:11:48,125
The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry.
1008
01:11:48,584 --> 01:11:49,750
Neither do I.
1009
01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:51,709
This is all your fault, Henry.
1010
01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:53,834
Everything you do fails!
1011
01:11:54,740 --> 01:11:56,625
This stuff? It's trash, kid.
1012
01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:58,042
Just give up.
1013
01:11:58,540 --> 01:11:59,542
You suck.
1014
01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:17,542
I'm coming!
1015
01:12:22,167 --> 01:12:23,167
Sneak attack!
1016
01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:44,584
Bro!
1017
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:51,000
You...
1018
01:12:51,625 --> 01:12:52,667
You saved my life.
1019
01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:54,500
That's what friends do, Garrett.
1020
01:12:57,375 --> 01:12:59,167
Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal?
1021
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,375
Yeah, I got it.
-Let's get out of this hellhole!
1022
01:13:12,584 --> 01:13:14,834
Where do you think you're going?
1023
01:13:15,917 --> 01:13:16,667
It's her!
1024
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,459
You dummies!
1025
01:13:18,584 --> 01:13:21,709
You really thought you could
defeat my Great Hog?
1026
01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:23,542
Newsflash!
1027
01:13:23,709 --> 01:13:25,292
I built a new one.
1028
01:13:27,584 --> 01:13:28,709
Malgosha!
1029
01:13:29,209 --> 01:13:30,542
Your reign is over!
1030
01:13:30,834 --> 01:13:31,875
You're wrong.
1031
01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,834
It's just beginning.
1032
01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:38,334
No!
1033
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:41,405
No!
1034
01:13:41,429 --> 01:13:42,334
Kill them!
1035
01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,209
We have work to do.
1036
01:13:45,459 --> 01:13:47,209
Goodbye, Steve.
1037
01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:54,584
Seeker piglins.
1038
01:13:54,834 --> 01:13:56,750
They're going to blow this bridge sky high!
1039
01:13:57,167 --> 01:13:58,000
Sorry, Hank.
1040
01:13:58,292 --> 01:13:58,959
What?
1041
01:14:04,625 --> 01:14:05,459
Yeah!
1042
01:14:05,834 --> 01:14:07,000
Slime cube!
1043
01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:17,792
Come on, Garrett! Jump!
1044
01:14:17,917 --> 01:14:19,542
No, Steve! Get him out of here!
1045
01:14:19,959 --> 01:14:22,500
Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home!
1046
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,125
Garrett, you don't have to do this!
1047
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:25,709
No! Get him home, Steve!
1048
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:27,875
Tell my story in song!
1049
01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:30,125
Keep it metal, keep it heavy.
1050
01:14:30,584 --> 01:14:31,500
Real instruments.
1051
01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:33,584
Besides...
1052
01:14:36,542 --> 01:14:37,917
I love luaus.
1053
01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:40,834
Spin kick!
1054
01:14:53,834 --> 01:14:56,500
No!
1055
01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:02,125
We're going down!
1056
01:15:02,584 --> 01:15:04,542
Brace for impact!
1057
01:15:23,870 --> 01:15:24,792
Dennis?
1058
01:15:26,042 --> 01:15:27,084
Dennis!
1059
01:15:27,959 --> 01:15:30,042
It's you! It's really you!
1060
01:15:32,459 --> 01:15:33,584
Oh, c'mon, gimme...
1061
01:15:38,959 --> 01:15:40,084
How'd you find me?
1062
01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:41,667
He's one heck of a wolf.
1063
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,542
He led us right to you guys.
1064
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,405
Now I understand why you
kept yourself so filthy and smelly
1065
01:15:46,429 --> 01:15:48,000
so Dennis could find you one day.
1066
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:50,375
Is he okay?
1067
01:15:50,542 --> 01:15:52,250
He's fine. He's just resting.
1068
01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:53,542
Good.
1069
01:15:54,042 --> 01:15:55,625
It's a pretty rough crash landing.
1070
01:15:56,834 --> 01:15:58,167
Wait a minute, where are we?
1071
01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:04,834
You guys both made this?
1072
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,542
Yeah! We're not messin' around.
1073
01:16:07,584 --> 01:16:09,834
We got the silk touch.
-No looker!
1074
01:16:13,875 --> 01:16:15,834
I was so afraid that I lost you.
1075
01:16:18,709 --> 01:16:20,334
I was so afraid that I lost you too.
1076
01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,375
And I'm really sorry about Garrett.
1077
01:16:33,417 --> 01:16:36,167
With this orb, I'll darken the Overworld,
1078
01:16:36,334 --> 01:16:38,959
nether wart will spread like wildfire,
1079
01:16:39,209 --> 01:16:41,709
and all its gold will be ours!
1080
01:17:13,417 --> 01:17:14,292
It has begun.
1081
01:17:14,959 --> 01:17:16,084
The Great Darkening.
1082
01:17:16,875 --> 01:17:18,875
Malgosha's gathering all her forces.
1083
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,667
She will destroy this land.
1084
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,334
Unless we go get that orb.
1085
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,917
Well, what are we doing here?
1086
01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:29,375
Let's go fight some pigs!
1087
01:17:29,459 --> 01:17:30,209
I'm ready.
1088
01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:31,834
I'm done with those pigs.
1089
01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:32,667
Yeah, me too.
1090
01:17:32,917 --> 01:17:34,334
Let's do it for Gar-Gar.
1091
01:17:34,959 --> 01:17:37,375
First we mine, then we craft.
1092
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,167
Let's minecraft!
1093
01:17:39,250 --> 01:17:41,125
Right! One, two, three!
1094
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:42,530
Team!
-Get the orb!
1095
01:17:42,554 --> 01:17:43,834
What are you saying?
-"Minecraft."
1096
01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:47,084
We should all say that, on three. One--
Forget it, there's no time!
1097
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,875
Show us what you got, Henry.
1098
01:17:49,940 --> 01:17:51,667
Okay, I've got a plan.
1099
01:17:51,820 --> 01:17:52,875
Killer recipes.
1100
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,040
We're going to have to move fast.
1101
01:17:54,417 --> 01:17:55,250
Let's get to work.
1102
01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:58,709
First, we're going to need iron ingots.
1103
01:17:59,084 --> 01:18:00,125
Coming in hot.
1104
01:18:04,167 --> 01:18:05,209
Oh yeah!
1105
01:18:06,959 --> 01:18:08,542
We're going to need the boots of swiftness.
1106
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:12,584
Time to light this place up.
1107
01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:14,334
Come on, boys.
1108
01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:18,709
Have a nice flight!
1109
01:18:21,125 --> 01:18:23,667
Holy moly!
1110
01:18:26,209 --> 01:18:27,500
We're gonna need a ton of diamonds.
1111
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:33,834
And blades for days.
1112
01:18:37,542 --> 01:18:38,584
You want some, buddy?
1113
01:18:44,292 --> 01:18:46,667
We're ready. Let's go save the Overworld!
1114
01:18:52,584 --> 01:18:54,500
Listen up, my piggies!
1115
01:18:56,625 --> 01:19:01,209
Today, we take the Overworld as ours!
1116
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:04,167
Attack their villages!
1117
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:08,209
Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms!
1118
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:10,459
All they have created,
1119
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:13,000
we destroy!
1120
01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:18,792
Well, what are you standing around for?
1121
01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:22,542
Get out of here! Go on, destroy something!
1122
01:19:33,584 --> 01:19:34,584
Hurry, Henry!
1123
01:20:11,584 --> 01:20:12,875
Newsflash!
1124
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:16,125
Iron golems will not attack unless provoked!
1125
01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:26,834
Real smooth, Travis!
1126
01:20:46,334 --> 01:20:47,125
You ready?
1127
01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:48,792
Let's do this.
1128
01:21:02,417 --> 01:21:04,084
Oh, for goodness sake!
1129
01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,625
Enjoying the show, are you?
1130
01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:10,209
Get down there and take care
of those roundlings!
1131
01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:22,459
How do you like them pork chops?
1132
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,334
Okay, Gosh.
1133
01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:46,209
Let's dance.
-Bring it on!
1134
01:21:52,042 --> 01:21:58,250
Sneak attack!
1135
01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:08,834
My diamond armor!
1136
01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:10,375
Egg attack!
1137
01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:12,459
Friends!
1138
01:22:13,750 --> 01:22:15,250
What is this, breakfast?
1139
01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:19,042
Get off of me!
1140
01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:23,000
Hurry! The orb's up there!
1141
01:22:36,875 --> 01:22:37,875
Do it, Henry!
1142
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:39,375
I got this!
1143
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,792
Go, Henry, go!
1144
01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:05,834
Hey, Captain Buttcrack!
1145
01:23:09,084 --> 01:23:10,890
I got something for you!
1146
01:23:15,334 --> 01:23:16,459
Get him, Dennis!
1147
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,500
Take a bite out of that pig!
1148
01:23:29,709 --> 01:23:31,125
Finish this, Henry!
1149
01:23:55,584 --> 01:23:56,667
Henry!
1150
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:02,959
No!
1151
01:24:13,459 --> 01:24:14,500
I got you, buddy!
1152
01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:16,834
Yeah!
1153
01:24:18,584 --> 01:24:19,500
Yes!
1154
01:24:19,917 --> 01:24:22,084
Yes!
1155
01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:23,292
Garrett, you're alive!
1156
01:24:23,550 --> 01:24:24,459
Yeah!
1157
01:24:25,959 --> 01:24:28,292
Between us, I used
Steve's water bucket trick.
1158
01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:29,584
Pretty cool, huh?
1159
01:24:30,167 --> 01:24:30,917
Little bit.
1160
01:24:31,417 --> 01:24:32,834
Let's get this orb and go home.
1161
01:24:37,917 --> 01:24:39,947
All right, Hank. It's fireball time.
1162
01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:41,334
Grab that spear.
1163
01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:43,625
I want you to jab it in the tentacles.
1164
01:24:45,709 --> 01:24:46,875
Woohoo, jab it!
1165
01:24:49,792 --> 01:24:50,834
Yeah!
1166
01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:52,500
How'd you learn how to do that?
1167
01:24:52,834 --> 01:24:53,625
Don't ask.
1168
01:25:18,084 --> 01:25:19,238
No!
1169
01:25:20,167 --> 01:25:21,417
What have you done?
1170
01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:23,750
The orb!
1171
01:25:57,750 --> 01:25:59,834
Yes! Go, Henry!
1172
01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:01,941
Come on!
1173
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,584
It's good to see you, Garbage Man!
-Yeah, dude!
1174
01:26:18,792 --> 01:26:20,084
You failed, witch.
1175
01:26:20,834 --> 01:26:22,500
The Overworld lives on.
1176
01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:25,459
You too have fallen for the great lie.
1177
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,584
You'll never be happy.
1178
01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:29,750
Deep down, you know,
1179
01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:33,042
to hope, to dream, to create,
1180
01:26:33,084 --> 01:26:34,209
is to suffer.
1181
01:26:34,350 --> 01:26:35,167
You're right.
1182
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,375
It is harder to create than to destroy.
1183
01:26:39,209 --> 01:26:42,334
That's why cowards
tend to choose the deuce.
1184
01:26:43,917 --> 01:26:44,917
Later, Gosh.
1185
01:26:45,584 --> 01:26:49,667
Every minute knowing you has been
a horror show waste of time.
1186
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:52,625
Wait, one more thing.
1187
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:54,500
Come closer.
1188
01:26:55,209 --> 01:26:57,750
Do you have a little knife that
you're going to try to stab me with?
1189
01:26:58,010 --> 01:26:59,834
No, no, I'm too weak.
1190
01:27:01,792 --> 01:27:02,500
Alright.
1191
01:27:04,792 --> 01:27:05,959
Come on!
1192
01:27:06,410 --> 01:27:07,459
It was worth a shot.
1193
01:27:07,709 --> 01:27:09,584
Wait, wait, let me say one more thing.
1194
01:27:09,790 --> 01:27:11,417
Come closer.
-No way!
1195
01:27:11,584 --> 01:27:13,167
No, really, it's about you.
1196
01:27:14,690 --> 01:27:15,625
Fine.
1197
01:27:18,417 --> 01:27:19,625
Lean down here.
1198
01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:24,167
You really are the worst.
1199
01:27:25,459 --> 01:27:26,250
Goodbye.
1200
01:27:26,530 --> 01:27:28,500
This is it, really! Come back!
1201
01:27:28,875 --> 01:27:30,084
I don't even have a knife.
1202
01:27:30,310 --> 01:27:31,584
Where would I keep it?
1203
01:27:33,167 --> 01:27:34,625
Sneak attack!
1204
01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:46,000
Hey!
1205
01:27:47,125 --> 01:27:48,667
Sure you want to go back, Henry?
1206
01:27:49,834 --> 01:27:51,000
It won't feel like this.
1207
01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:53,959
There you got constraints,
1208
01:27:54,584 --> 01:27:55,667
and judgments,
1209
01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,459
obstacles.
1210
01:27:57,792 --> 01:27:58,459
Yeah, I know.
1211
01:27:59,375 --> 01:28:00,500
But I'm going to go make stuff anyway.
1212
01:28:04,084 --> 01:28:04,917
I like that.
1213
01:28:06,917 --> 01:28:07,917
You're a brave kid.
1214
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:09,959
Steve,
1215
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,084
you still cool with this?
1216
01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:16,542
Yeah.
1217
01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:17,750
Come here, boy.
1218
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:19,375
Yeah.
1219
01:28:21,084 --> 01:28:22,572
Of course I still love you.
1220
01:28:23,042 --> 01:28:24,792
That's why I think this is a good idea.
1221
01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:27,250
You changed my life.
1222
01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:30,750
It's time for you to go change hers too.
1223
01:28:32,584 --> 01:28:35,417
Go now, Dennis
1224
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:39,459
Change Dawn's life, Dennis
1225
01:28:40,167 --> 01:28:42,042
Go on a journey
1226
01:28:42,667 --> 01:28:44,667
And think of me
1227
01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:46,667
Dennis
1228
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:52,042
Go now, legendary wolf of my dreams
1229
01:28:52,780 --> 01:28:55,292
My doggie, doggie, doggie
1230
01:28:56,834 --> 01:28:58,500
My Dennis
1231
01:29:08,625 --> 01:29:10,292
If I would have known
you could sing like that,
1232
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:12,334
it would have helped me get past your smell.
1233
01:29:15,792 --> 01:29:16,542
Garrett,
1234
01:29:18,084 --> 01:29:19,959
you are a truly bodacious warrior
1235
01:29:21,042 --> 01:29:22,334
and a really good friend.
1236
01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:25,209
I wish you'd come home with us.
1237
01:29:27,042 --> 01:29:27,959
Hank's cool,
1238
01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:31,917
but I don't have any friends my age.
1239
01:29:38,209 --> 01:29:39,834
We would make a great team.
1240
01:29:42,417 --> 01:29:43,667
Vio con dios.
1241
01:29:45,167 --> 01:29:46,334
It means "goodbye", brother.
1242
01:29:47,417 --> 01:29:48,125
No, it doesn't.
1243
01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:51,405
Don't look at her. It does.
1244
01:29:51,667 --> 01:29:52,917
No, it does not.
1245
01:29:53,875 --> 01:29:54,584
Yeah it does.
1246
01:29:57,750 --> 01:29:58,709
Love you guys!
1247
01:29:59,584 --> 01:30:01,072
Are you sure you don't want to come back?
1248
01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:04,875
Yeah, I'm staying here. I got
a bunch more stuff I want to build.
1249
01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:08,500
Why don't you bring some
of that magic to the real world?
1250
01:30:30,459 --> 01:30:31,167
Screw it.
1251
01:30:31,584 --> 01:30:32,417
I'm coming with.
1252
01:30:35,667 --> 01:30:39,709
Turns out the Overworld taught us
you can create the life you dream of.
1253
01:30:40,709 --> 01:30:42,167
Even in the real world.
1254
01:30:42,709 --> 01:30:45,250
Garrett's store became
the hottest place in town.
1255
01:30:46,167 --> 01:30:47,125
And the best part?
1256
01:30:47,542 --> 01:30:49,292
His new friends were never far.
1257
01:30:50,584 --> 01:30:53,780
So with Henry and Natalie's help,
we created the hit game
1258
01:30:53,959 --> 01:30:56,042
Block City Battle Buddies.
1259
01:30:57,375 --> 01:31:00,584
All that time in the Overworld
upped everyone's game.
1260
01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,375
And every Friday,
1261
01:31:03,834 --> 01:31:05,459
I would let it rip!
1262
01:31:05,584 --> 01:31:09,375
Yeah, yeah
1263
01:31:10,500 --> 01:31:14,250
I used to wake up and play
back in my childhood days
1264
01:31:14,330 --> 01:31:17,250
Getting old is such a dirty shame
1265
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,866
They never gave me a chance
to let my imagination dance
1266
01:31:21,890 --> 01:31:24,709
Till I came up with a different game
1267
01:31:26,090 --> 01:31:29,667
Down in the mines, all of the time
Craftin'
1268
01:31:29,770 --> 01:31:33,500
Out in the sun, having some fun
Laughin'
1269
01:31:33,542 --> 01:31:37,167
I'm never ever looking back 'cause
1270
01:31:37,209 --> 01:31:40,280
I feel alive
1271
01:31:40,459 --> 01:31:41,209
Yeah
1272
01:31:42,459 --> 01:31:45,110
Dawn finally got to ditch
her real estate job.
1273
01:31:46,042 --> 01:31:48,542
She and Dennis brought
the party wherever they went.
1274
01:31:49,792 --> 01:31:53,334
Natalie decided to share
her new skill set with the real world.
1275
01:31:53,792 --> 01:31:55,625
Survival Mode Self-Defense.
1276
01:31:59,959 --> 01:32:02,655
The streets of Chuglass
have never been safer.
1277
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:04,167
You get 'em, Natalie!
1278
01:32:05,542 --> 01:32:06,375
And Henry?
1279
01:32:07,042 --> 01:32:09,375
He finally got that jetpack to work.
1280
01:32:14,584 --> 01:32:17,292
I feel alive
1281
01:32:17,542 --> 01:32:21,209
I move mountains with my mind
1282
01:32:21,959 --> 01:32:25,000
I feel the high
1283
01:32:25,125 --> 01:32:28,959
Like a new moon on the rise
1284
01:32:29,417 --> 01:32:32,375
I feel alive
1285
01:32:32,584 --> 01:32:36,167
Like a redstone overdrive
1286
01:32:36,834 --> 01:32:39,834
I feel the high
1287
01:32:40,042 --> 01:32:43,500
With the power of the wolf inside
1288
01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:47,667
I feel alive
1289
01:32:47,730 --> 01:32:48,375
Yeah
1290
01:33:04,042 --> 01:33:05,959
I know how much you love bread.
1291
01:33:07,792 --> 01:33:09,834
Marlene, your ex-husband's here.
1292
01:33:09,875 --> 01:33:11,125
He said it was an emergency.
1293
01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:15,042
Well, you tell him
I've got nothing to say to him.
1294
01:33:15,430 --> 01:33:18,209
You gotta be kidding me,
Marlene. This is the guy?
1295
01:33:18,590 --> 01:33:19,875
Too late, Clemente.
1296
01:33:20,334 --> 01:33:21,570
You had your chance.
1297
01:33:21,690 --> 01:33:24,655
She's right, Clemente.
You totally blew it.
1298
01:33:24,917 --> 01:33:28,822
And now I reap the rewards of your mistake.
1299
01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:33,155
You see, when Marlene's
Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over,
1300
01:33:33,459 --> 01:33:35,792
I was struck by a love so powerful
1301
01:33:36,042 --> 01:33:39,625
it transcended the barriers
of conventional speech.
1302
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:43,500
Now I speak human
and she speaks villager.
1303
01:33:51,375 --> 01:33:54,000
Marlene, ever since we met last night,
1304
01:33:54,417 --> 01:33:55,709
I wanted to say:
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Would you marry me?
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Yes! Yes!
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A thousand times yes!
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