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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) There you are.

I've been looking all over this castle for

you.

Pick a card.

Any card.

I don't have time for this.

Humor me, humor me.

Four burning winches.

Four of wands.

Damn!

Why can't I get this?

We have bigger trouble.

What?

Arthur's convinced that he loves me and wants

to marry.

Mmm.

I wasn't counting on that one.

You've got to do something.

Arthur must marry Guinevere to fulfill his destiny.

Exactly.

It's simple.

You break his heart.

What?

Yeah, you tell him, uh, you tell him

your promise to another and that, uh, he'll

just have to get over you.

But I can't do that.

He's so sweet and...

What am I saying?

You've fallen in love with him.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

I'm a scientist.

I don't fall for people.

Besides, I'm involved with someone.

And even though I did what I did

with Arthur, I'm still committed.

Well, just tell him that.

I suppose.

Who is this other suitor?

A knight, perhaps?

No, another scientist.

Don't tell Arthur that.

Losing you to another knight, he would understand.

But to a bookworm?

Uh, no, no, no, no, no.

Run along, my dear.

The sooner you do this, the better it

will be for everyone.

How about Jet?

Gravy?

No, no.

Irving?

I know.

Bluebird.

That's perfect.

It's so cosmic.

You can't name a kid Bluebird.

Why not?

Why don't you just put a sign on

his back that says, Beat Me Up Now?

Well, I think it's a noble name.

No son of mine is gonna be called

Bluebird.

What am I saying?

I can't have a son.

Too late.

Look, Moonbeam, we need to go somewhere and

get some answers.

Okay.

Do I need to pack?

No.

Cool.

I hate packing.

Me too.

If I can't put in my knapsack, I

ain't going anywhere.

Can Starcom too?

I don't think that's such a good idea.

I've already affected enough history.

That's cool.

I'll go make some soap.

I like traveling.

Then you're gonna love this.

Wow, I think I'm having an acid flashback.

Professor Conrad, are you okay?

Chuck, you're back.

And who was that with you?

That's kind of a long story.

I'm having his baby.

So, what is your name, little lady?

Melissa.

Say what?

Melissa.

I've never heard that before.

I'm gonna call you Lisa.

Suit yourself.

Giuseppe, come here.

What, Master?

This.

That.

Wrong, wrong.

I need some more wine.

What am I doing wrong?

Nothing.

He does this all the time.

Just give him a minute.

Of course...

What?

Nothing.

It's just...

What?

It's what you're wearing.

Nothing.

It doesn't work.

Let me see.

Let me see.

Would you mind?

I've come this far.

So, what's it like working with him?

Well, he can be a handful at times,

as you've seen.

But then there are other times when his

brilliance shines so bright it blinds me.

That's a really pretty thing to say.

And what do you do?

I work in the sciences.

Ah.

Alchemy.

We tried that, but couldn't make a go

of it.

How's this?

You look even more beautiful.

Stop.

I mean it.

My heart is breaking you look so beautiful.

You Italians really have a way with words.

I have to have you before the Master

does.

Stop.

I can't help myself.

Hey.

Please, let me please you.

You said something before.

I must have you before the Master.

What did you mean?

Leonardo always sleeps with his models.

Well, he's not going to sleep with me.

Then you do love me.

I don't love anyone.

Sleep with me and I'll change your mind.

I can't.

It's wrong.

I shouldn't.

Look at me.

I'm signing deeds.

I'm appropriating funds.

I'm making Camelot a better place to live.

And it's all because of you.

You've inspired me.

Arthur, we have to talk.

Wedding plans.

I think Merlin should be my best man.

He's sort of been that way all along.

I was thinking Spain for the honeymoon.

We can run with the bulls.

Arthur, listen to me.

We can't be married.

Why not?

There's someone else.

Someone else?

Yes.

Are you promised to him?

Sort of.

Well, sort of yes or sort of no.

Listen, I'm involved with someone else and that's

all there is to it.

We had a good time, but that's it.

We're through.

I won't accept that.

You have to.

Then how about one last kiss?

Arthur.

What, if we're through, then we're through.

I just want the taste of your lips

one more time.

Something to remember you by.

Just one little kiss.

You're very persuasive.

That's because I'm the king.

Arthur, that's more than one little kiss.

I can't help myself.

You have to.

Does the one you promised to make you

feel like this?

Or like this?

Or this?

It doesn't matter.

It's about destiny.

There's no escaping destiny.

Oh, hell.

It just

kind of happened.

It's amazing how many events in history just

happen.

I'm just worried about the timeline and how

my son will affect it.

It's not your baby.

Huh?

Well, if it was, we might not be

here.

You didn't affect history.

So we need to get her back to

her time and let her get on with

her life.

But she seems so sure.

I wonder what's more about history.

All right, if you say so.

Welcome back to the future.

You are never going to believe what happened.

You interacted with someone and polluted the timeline.

Not exactly.

Melissa.

I am the Mona Lisa.

What?

Leonardo da Vinci had me pose for the

Mona Lisa.

Now I know why there was never any

documentation on the model.

Because I was her.

If you were her, how could that happen

before you were born and went back?

Good question.

I must have been there before I knew

I was going.

But that's not right.

Quantum paradox.

That's what I've been trying to tell you

people.

You can't mess with history.

I've been trying to send a signal to

Darlene's remote, but she's not answering.

I'll go back and get her.

I don't know.

You already almost messed up time.

What happened?

Don't ask.

Okay.

Look, I have to do this.

Just beam me back to a remote coordinates.

Give me 15 minutes, then beam me back.

What damage can I do in 15 minutes,

right?

Oh, you'd be amazed.

But I guess we're going to have to

take a chance.

All right, get ready to transport.

Chuck.

What the hell's going on here?

So, this is Sir Chuck.

At last we meet.

Who are you, and why are you dressed

like this?

I am King Arthur.

Emphasis on the word king.

And this here is my lady love, Darlene.

Darlene, we are to be married in the

morning.

Sorry, old chap, but that's the roll of

the dice.

Darlene?

I can explain.

Arthur, can we have a minute?

Well, I...

Please.

Very well.

But if you need me, I'll be outside

sharpening my broadsword.

What's going on?

It's a long story.

Well, I think we have all the time

in the world right now.

I beamed in.

Merlin said that Arthur needed an ego boost

in order to fulfill history.

So we got together.

Whoa.

When you say got together, what do you

mean by that?

Well, do I have to spell it out

for you?

Darlene.

I'm sorry, it just happened.

Just happened.

Things like that don't...

Oh, yeah.

Maybe they do.

What?

Long story.

Chuck.

Look, we got to get out of here

and now, before we do any more damage.

Darlene.

I'm thinking.

What's there to think about?

Look, we do not belong here.

He asked me to be his queen.

That's it, we're going.

Don't pull on me.

I said we're going.

Unhand her, you cat.

How dare you?

How dare me?

Look at you.

What's going on?

She tried to marry King Arthur.

Gee, Darlene, do you think that might affect

the timeline?

Leave me alone.

Fine.

Well, it looks like everything's back to the

way it is.

Warning.

Not quite.

Roy, I need you to do a little

something for me.

I need you to tell your cronies at

N6.

Well, I need you to tell them that,

after exhaustive research, the time machine doesn't work.

I've seen it work.

I'm not going to lie.

Besides, you people have proven yourself incapable of

handling such a machine.

We are capable.

We just have a few rough edges to

smooth out.

Too bad you won't have the chance.

Oh.

Well, see this little remote I have here?

It's programmed to a certain time in history.

28 years ago.

July 20th, to be exact.

So?

So, that's when your parents conceived you in

the back row of a Grateful Dead concert.

And all I have to do is flash

this little button in case my program gets

interfered with.

And I will flash back and make sure

that you are never born.

You wouldn't.

Oh.

But try me.

Melissa?

You're on your own, Sparky.

Fine.

Have your little machine.

I don't need it.

I've got a life to live.

Ah, no.

What are you doing?

You know, for a scientist, you're not very

observant.

Darlene, look, I'm sorry.

Too late.

Come on, talk to me.

You weren't really going to marry that guy,

were you?

How do you know what I was thinking?

Because I know how much you care about

the project.

I know how much you care about history.

You've never put your interests above that.

I suppose.

But it was so romantic.

Hey, I can give you romance.

I just thought you weren't into that.

I thought you weren't.

Let's start a new history for us.

Right now.

I did miss you.

And I missed you.

What do you say I take you out

for a fabulous dinner?

You're on.

And then you can tell me about what

you did when you traveled back in time.

Well, I mean, that would take all night.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm going to go call the restaurant.

Okay, I'm going to turn on the TV

and make sure everything's how it's supposed to

be.

And appearing live at the Excalibur in Las

Vegas, Merlin, the magician.

Can you see my dove?

Where's my dove?

Oh, Chuck.