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Mr. Kotter,
I'm really worried.
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Horshack's been gone
for two days now.
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I don't know where he is.
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Yeah, that's right, Mr. Kotter.
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I mean, Arnold,
he'd never been absent.
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I know. I'm worried too.
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I think he, uh, he must have
a problem in his personal life.
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Ah, come on, Mr. Kotter.
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You know Arnold ain't got
no personal life.
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- Hey, where you been?
- Where have you been?
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We've been looking for you.
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Hey, Mr. Kotter.
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How do you become a father?
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Father? Well, y-you gotta,
uh, meet a girl that you like
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and then you,
well, you sort of--
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Oh, Mr. Kotter!
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[chuckles]
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I don't have to start a family.
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I've already got one.
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You see,
my mother's fifth husband
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Mr. O'Hara, died the other day
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just like that.
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Sitting in his taxi
in the middle of a traffic jam
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on the Long Island Expressway.
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The man fell on his horn.
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Gave one final toot...
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...and went to that great
white taxi stand in the sky.
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Sorry, Arnold.
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I know how it feels
to lose a loved one.
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Hey, Arnold, you remember.
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If you need anything at all,
I mean, anything at all
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you can count on me.
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Freddie 'Can Do' Washington.
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- Stay cool, alright.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, hey, Arnold.
- Huh?
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- Arnold?
- Yeah.
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It's gonna be okay, buddy,
you know.
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Hey, hey, you got friends here.
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- Oh, little one.
- Ah, you little Horshack.
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Aah!
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Arnold, I'd like to help you
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but what do I know
about being a father?
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Well, see, Mr. Kotter,
it's, it's like this voice
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came to me and it said
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"Arnold!
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"Arnold!
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It's time to grow up."
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And I said,
"Can I ask Mr. Kotter first?"
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And the voice said,
"It couldn't hurt."
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So I'm asking.
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Mr. Kotter, is it time
for me to grow up?
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Arnold, I think
you already have.
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[theme song]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪♪
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[humming]
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- Hi, mom.
- Hiya, Arnold.
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Don't look.
It'll spoil your appetite.
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Too late.
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[laughs]
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Hey, ma.
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Being your eldest son
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I think the time has come
for you and I to have a talk.
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Fine. First at the table.
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[chuckles]
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[gasps] Guess who followed me
home again.
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No Nose Bloomberg.
He's right outside that door.
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Somebody, please get rid of him.
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I'll boil some water.
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I'll take care of this.
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Now look here, fella!
I'm Judy's big bro...
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Hello, No Nose.
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So what say
you come over on Saturday?
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[stutters] Come early.
Plan to spend the whole day.
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[laughs]
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[gasps]
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Listen, Arnold, I'm planning
a headache on Saturday
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so you can go out with him.
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You know, Judy,
sometimes you are such a nudge.
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You don't see your little sister
givin' me such aggravation
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do ya? No, siree.
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She's sitting there
on the floor crying.
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Crying?
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Doris.
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Hey, hey, Doris.
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Don't cry.
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You're wetting
the linoleum, Doris.
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[chuckles] Hey.
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Listen, we all feel bad
about Mr. O'Hara
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but people die.
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Accepting that
is part of growing up.
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Oh, I don't feel bad
about him, Arnold.
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We've had better fathers.
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So what's wrong?
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Arnold, remember that story
you told me
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about how the ugly duckling
turned into a swan?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, it ain't workin'.
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I'm turnin' into a duck.
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Oh, honey, look,
if you really and truly believe
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that you're a swan,
so will everybody else.
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Arnold, do you really and truly
believe that you're a swan?
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Doris, do as I say,
not as I do.
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But my nose is still growing.
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- It'll stop.
- Yours didn't.
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I have a perfect nose.
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- We know, Judy, we know.
- We know, Judy, we know.
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Face it, Arnold, you and me
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I mean, we're the kind of people
life steps on.
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Ow!
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Manny, you just stepped
on your sister!
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I'm takin' a walk.
Can't a guy take a walk?
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Not on his sister.
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Dinner is ready!
Come on, everybody.
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There's nothing worse
than a cold dinner.
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- Mm. That'll taste good.
- Come on, Judy.
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Sit down, honey. Oh, yeah.
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Mm-hmm. Oh.
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Hey, ma, everybody
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there's something
I'd like to talk about.
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Ma, what are these lumpy things?
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Raisin.
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Listen, everybody,
there's something
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I would like to discuss here.
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Well, I ain't eating
these mashed potatoes.
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Not me, boy.
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Yoo-hoo, look here!
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Look at crazy Arnold!
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Arnold!
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Arnold, sometimes
you're such a baby.
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Quit that ooh-ooh-oohing
and eat.
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You're nothin'
but skin and bones.
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Ma, clam up!
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[all] Ooh.
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Boy, are you gonna get it.
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Well, l-look, m-m-ma.
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I'm real sorry I said clam up
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but you just never listen to me.
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You should.
I might have something to say.
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- Do you understand?
- Yeah.
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You said clam up to your mother.
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Not even Manny's father,
the grump...
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...ever said clam up
to your mother.
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My father wasn't the grump.
Judy's father was the grump.
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- He was not!
- Of course not.
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Mr. Lutz was a very nice man.
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Mom, my father was Mr. Lutz.
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My father was Mr. Templeton.
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Okay, so I'm not
so terrific at names.
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Okay.
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You are not exactly a whiz
at selecting men either.
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You think it's easy for me?
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You think I enjoyed hauling
that cocktail dress
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out of the mothballs?
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Mothballs?
That's what we're eating.
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The lumpy things are mothballs.
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Nobody's gonna give me
the kind of job
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that will support this family.
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I gotta find another husband.
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It's the only thing
I know how to do.
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Look, ma.
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Listen,
if you should meet somebody
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that you really and truly love
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who would be more delighted
than I?
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But, ma, you do not have to go
out and get married again
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to find somebody
to take care of us.
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Because from now on, ma...
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...I will.
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[all laughing]
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Oh.
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Arnold, you're a good boy.
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- You really are.
- Ma, don't.
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Oh, you know what?
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I feel a lot better now,
you know?
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I'm gonna go up and see if that
cocktail dress needs takin' up.
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Or lettin' down.
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Or throwin' out.
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Ma, ma. Ma!
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You're not listening.
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Hold it!
Everybody, finish eating!
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You, down, you, down,
you, down.
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[sighs] Well, I ain't gonna eat
my mashed potatoes, brillo head.
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Eat your mashed potatoes.
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Make me, horse face.
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Your wish is my command.
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I'll get you for this, Arnold.
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It might be years from now.
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I might be disguised as a nun.
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Just remember, when you least
expect it, expect it.
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[evil laugh]
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Go ahead, Arnold.
Take over the family.
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It's okay by me.
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Just don't tell me what to do.
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I think you can do it, Arnold.
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Oh, honest?
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No.
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There is something about me that
people do not take seriously.
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Maybe it's my voice.
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Nah!
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It used to be my voice...
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...before it changed.
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[laughs]
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Maybe it's my laugh.
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[laughs]
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Sounds like a perfectly
good laugh to me.
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[laughing]
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- Hey, what's so funny?
- Oh!
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- Hi, Goldie.
- Hey.
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I, I was just practicing.
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What for? You do it perfect.
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Hey, uh, listen, I heard about
father number five kickin' off.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I guess you grow up
when you have to, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, thanks.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Hey, you know, I checked
the want ads this morning.
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The one thing
that nobody wants is me.
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So you'll become
independently wealthy.
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- You got any rich relatives?
- I don't got any relatives.
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Except for...
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Nah.
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Nah? Nah who?
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Nah who
is my Uncle Harry Horshack.
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Oh, he used to have this
terrific costume store
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on DeKalb Avenue,
Horshack's Costume City.
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[both laughing]
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Goldie!
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[both laughing]
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Gee, I haven't seen
my Uncle Harry in...
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...15 years.
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I wonder
if he'd still remember me.
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Arnold, believe me,
you're hard to forget.
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[chuckles]
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You know, it's really easy
talking with you, Goldie.
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You may not believe this
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but I get very tongue-tied
around most girls.
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- Nah!
- Yeah, yeah.
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[both laughing]
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I don't know, you...
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...you're different.
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Thank you, Arnold.
So are you.
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[Mrs. Horshack] Arnold, Arnold,
are you up there?
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Yeah, up here, ma.
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There you are.
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You think the old lady's
gotten it together?
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Ma, ma, you're wearing
your false eyelashes.
257
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:42,629
Ma, you haven't worn
your false eyelashes
258
00:14:42,712 --> 00:14:44,592
since your last wedding.
259
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,415
Yeah, I'm going
with my friend Wanda
260
00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:48,418
over to the bowling alley.
261
00:14:51,305 --> 00:14:53,045
Ma, you do not bowl.
262
00:14:53,128 --> 00:14:58,133
Arnold, father number six
might be bowlin'
263
00:14:58,196 --> 00:15:00,296
lane number seven.
264
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:05,615
♪ Some enchanted evening ♪
265
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:09,401
♪ I will meet a stranger ♪
266
00:15:09,484 --> 00:15:12,117
♪ I will meet a stranger ♪♪
267
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,037
- You know, Arnold?
- Huh?
268
00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:19,299
Your mother
is a very strange lady.
269
00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:21,843
Yeah.
270
00:15:22,085 --> 00:15:24,348
Well, look, I better go
see about that job, Goldie
271
00:15:24,428 --> 00:15:27,254
before Cinderella
meets Prince Charming.
272
00:15:27,254 --> 00:15:30,153
- Well, wish me luck, Goldie.
- Good luck, Arnold.
273
00:15:30,236 --> 00:15:31,838
Arnold Horshack.
274
00:15:41,994 --> 00:15:43,494
Oh!
275
00:15:44,258 --> 00:15:47,155
This is some swanky store.
276
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,501
My Uncle Harry
must be doing real good.
277
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:51,725
Oh, I'm sorry.
278
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:54,286
May I help you?
279
00:15:54,369 --> 00:15:57,730
Hello. How are ya?
280
00:15:57,813 --> 00:16:01,926
I'm Arnold Horshack,
Harry Horshack's nephew.
281
00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:05,922
There's no H. Harry Orshack.
282
00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:08,962
President of Orshack's
of Fifth Avenue.
283
00:16:09,045 --> 00:16:13,027
And Mr. Orshack doesn't see
anyone without an appointment.
284
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,511
Oh.
285
00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:16,054
Thank you.
286
00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:19,292
Ah, look at that.
287
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,835
Pretty.
288
00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:24,475
[bell tolls]
289
00:16:24,558 --> 00:16:26,277
[screams]
290
00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:29,934
I'm terribly sorry, H.O.
291
00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:32,563
Someone was playing
with your knockers.
292
00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:41,544
Hello, Harry, you remember me?
293
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,236
I'm Arnold. I'm your nephew.
294
00:16:44,319 --> 00:16:49,024
Uncle Harry, after 15 years,
we're reunited.
295
00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:53,310
Leonard, throw him out of here.
296
00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:55,634
Okay, the reunion is over.
297
00:16:55,717 --> 00:16:58,143
Hey, Uncle Harry,
I really need a job.
298
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,686
Arthur.
299
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,809
Arnold, it's Arnold.
300
00:17:01,892 --> 00:17:04,286
Arnold, it's not that easy
to get a job.
301
00:17:04,369 --> 00:17:07,087
Come here,
let me show you something.
302
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:10,396
- Look out that window, Arthur.
- Arnold.
303
00:17:10,479 --> 00:17:13,649
See all those little people
down there on Fifth Avenue.
304
00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:14,863
Uh-huh.
305
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:18,384
I stepped on all of those people
to get up here.
306
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,104
Wouldn't it have been easier
to take an elevator?
307
00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:24,519
[laughs]
308
00:17:24,602 --> 00:17:26,702
You're a nice kid.
309
00:17:27,086 --> 00:17:29,990
But nice kids finish last.
310
00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:32,251
This kid's a winner.
311
00:17:32,475 --> 00:17:34,276
I'm a shark.
312
00:17:35,329 --> 00:17:37,200
And it's the sharks
of this world
313
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,830
that devour
people like you, Ado.
314
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:44,010
Arnold.
315
00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:46,453
My name is Arnold.
316
00:17:46,536 --> 00:17:48,054
Arnold Horshack.
317
00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:51,359
I pronounce the H,
Mr. Orshack.
318
00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:53,525
I'm very proud of my name.
319
00:17:53,585 --> 00:17:57,198
Horshack is a very old
and respected name.
320
00:17:57,270 --> 00:18:00,051
It means the cattle are dying.
321
00:18:02,179 --> 00:18:05,331
And you used to be part
of that name, too, Uncle Harry.
322
00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:08,498
Remember when you owned
Horshack's Costume City
323
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,994
on DeKalb Avenue in Brooklyn?
324
00:18:11,204 --> 00:18:12,205
- Uh, Leonard?
- Yes.
325
00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:14,230
Would you go spy on somebody
for me, please?
326
00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:16,354
Whatever you say.
327
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,580
- Arnold?
- Hm.
328
00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:24,471
There never was a Horshack's
Costume City on DeKalb Avenue.
329
00:18:24,554 --> 00:18:25,609
Never.
330
00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:28,195
Oh, sure, there was,
Uncle Harry.
331
00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:31,759
Don't you remember
the last time I saw you?
332
00:18:31,842 --> 00:18:35,164
Oh, you was dressed
in the chicken suit.
333
00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:36,848
Remember?
334
00:18:38,143 --> 00:18:39,588
- Arnold.
- Hm?
335
00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:41,332
If you can forget
that you ever saw me
336
00:18:41,332 --> 00:18:43,486
dressed in a chicken suit...
337
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,015
...you've got a job.
338
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:51,471
Oh, thank you, Uncle Harry.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
339
00:18:51,554 --> 00:18:54,896
Arnold, Arnold, you remind me
of me when I was a young man.
340
00:18:54,979 --> 00:18:56,898
If you ever tell that to anybody
341
00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:59,180
I'm gonna rip your heart out.
342
00:19:07,455 --> 00:19:09,505
♪ We're in the money ♪
343
00:19:09,588 --> 00:19:10,549
♪ Oh yeah ♪
344
00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:13,178
♪ We're in the money ♪♪
345
00:19:14,246 --> 00:19:17,474
Arnold, where do I keep
the aspirin?
346
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:20,657
Hey, ma, I got a job.
347
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,683
I got to the bowling alley.
348
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,487
I met a farmer
named Oggy Farnsworth.
349
00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:29,614
He might be a lousy date
350
00:19:29,614 --> 00:19:33,738
but he could make
a wonderful father.
351
00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:37,986
♪ Some enchanted evening ♪
352
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:41,660
♪ I will meet a stranger ♪♪
353
00:19:42,279 --> 00:19:44,041
[groans]
354
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:47,792
Hey, Arnold.
355
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,459
When you least expect it,
expect it.
356
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:55,281
Oh, Manny, will you lay off?
357
00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:58,889
Show a little respect
for the man of the house here.
358
00:19:58,972 --> 00:20:00,634
This isn't a house, Arnold.
359
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,707
It's a rundown tenement in
the crummy section of Brooklyn.
360
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,653
Now you listen to me,
young lady.
361
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:06,777
One more word out of you
362
00:20:06,777 --> 00:20:08,896
and you're goin' to bed
without any supper.
363
00:20:08,979 --> 00:20:11,279
We already had supper.
364
00:20:11,362 --> 00:20:14,624
Then you'll never have it again.
365
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:27,491
Come on, you guys. What do you
say we give the kid a break?
366
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,034
Okay.
367
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:33,458
Arnold, I think we can do
a little business here.
368
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,904
I'll give you a shot
at this man-of-the-house trip
369
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,966
if you promise to stop
tucking me in at night.
370
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:44,474
Can I keep on sayin'
goodnight, little buckaroo?
371
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:51,999
- You got a deal.
- Ah, thank you, Manny.
372
00:20:52,861 --> 00:20:54,907
Hey, listen, you guys, I know
373
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:58,055
I'm, I'm not the only one
growing up here.
374
00:20:58,138 --> 00:21:00,162
We're all growing up.
375
00:21:00,194 --> 00:21:02,347
Except for ma, of course.
376
00:21:04,282 --> 00:21:05,742
Judy...
377
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:08,498
...I'm asking for your help.
378
00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:10,930
Please.
379
00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:13,654
Oh, Arnold.
380
00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:16,476
Oh, thank you, Judy.
381
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,323
Hey, ma, did you hear?
Arnold got a job today.
382
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:22,892
Yeah. Yeah,
with my Uncle Harry Horshack.
383
00:21:24,128 --> 00:21:26,508
Harry Horshack?
384
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:29,251
Harry Horshack?
385
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,836
If that man had had his way
386
00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:35,273
I never would've married
your father.
387
00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:38,601
I forbid you
to work for Harry Horshack.
388
00:21:42,346 --> 00:21:45,163
Ma, you cannot tell
a grown person
389
00:21:45,246 --> 00:21:46,950
who he can and cannot work for.
390
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,154
- Yeah!
- Thank you.
391
00:21:57,330 --> 00:22:00,782
Alright, that's it.
I've had it.
392
00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:02,829
Okay, everybody.
Everybody goes to bed.
393
00:22:02,829 --> 00:22:04,849
Everyone goes to bed.
That includes you, too, Arnold.
394
00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:07,195
Yeah, ma. Yeah, ma.
Please, everybody, go to bed.
395
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,557
- Night, Arnold.
- Goodnight, baby.
396
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,880
- Night, Arnold.
- Goodnight, honey.
397
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,848
- Goodnight, Arnold.
- Goodnight, baby.
398
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,780
- Night, Arnold.
- Goodnight.
399
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,590
Arnold.
400
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,393
Oh, ma.
401
00:22:22,318 --> 00:22:24,371
I know how you feel.
402
00:22:24,455 --> 00:22:26,501
- Do you, ma?
- Yeah.
403
00:22:26,584 --> 00:22:30,205
And, Arnold, don't worry.
404
00:22:33,472 --> 00:22:38,368
'Cause your mother's got
a talent for making things work.
405
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:45,407
You don't, ma.
406
00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:49,314
You really don't.
407
00:22:50,253 --> 00:22:52,193
Hey, Arnold, you expectin' it?
408
00:22:52,276 --> 00:22:54,317
Expecting what?
409
00:23:06,742 --> 00:23:07,762
- Hey!
- Hey, you guys.
410
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,647
Hey, little Arnold,
you're back, huh?
411
00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:10,427
- Yeah.
- What's the matter?
412
00:23:10,428 --> 00:23:12,450
Your uncle fire you?
413
00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:14,865
Au contraire, little friend.
414
00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:18,798
You are gazing
upon a working Sweathog.
415
00:23:18,881 --> 00:23:20,341
[Juan] Alright.
416
00:23:20,542 --> 00:23:22,684
Hey, you know, Arnold,
you gettin' a job
417
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,449
could mean suspension
from the Sweathogs.
418
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,071
It's only part-time.
419
00:23:28,155 --> 00:23:29,896
My Uncle Harry's gonna teach me
420
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:32,759
everything he knows
about the business world.
421
00:23:32,842 --> 00:23:35,692
- I'm gonna be a shark.
- Yeah?
422
00:23:36,675 --> 00:23:40,318
Alright, Arnold, I don't quite
picture you as a shark.
423
00:23:40,401 --> 00:23:43,838
You know, I sort of look on you
as a guppy.
424
00:23:45,443 --> 00:23:46,543
- Hey, Arnold!
- Hey, Mr. Kotter.
425
00:23:46,627 --> 00:23:48,929
- Hey, welcome back.
- Mr. Kotter, hey.
426
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,330
Classroom hasn't been the same
without you.
427
00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:51,731
Oh, thank you, Mr. Kotter.
428
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:54,601
You know, I never thought
I'd miss ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
429
00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:55,878
- Oh!
- That's you, Arnold.
430
00:23:55,879 --> 00:23:58,886
Well, now that you're here,
business as usual.
431
00:23:58,886 --> 00:23:59,992
Everything's back to normal.
432
00:23:59,993 --> 00:24:02,459
Well, not quite normal,
Mr. Kotter.
433
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:05,770
I got a part-time job working
in my Uncle Harry's store.
434
00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:07,235
- You workin' for your uncle?
- Yeah.
435
00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:09,136
Did I ever tell you about the
time I was workin' for my uncle?
436
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,606
- Mm-hmm.
- His name was Freddie...
437
00:24:18,341 --> 00:24:21,104
[theme song]
438
00:24:25,826 --> 00:24:28,529
♪ Welcome back ♪
439
00:24:28,612 --> 00:24:32,185
♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
440
00:24:32,268 --> 00:24:34,709
♪ Welcome back ♪
441
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:39,366
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
442
00:24:39,449 --> 00:24:43,979
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
443
00:24:44,062 --> 00:24:48,288
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
444
00:24:48,371 --> 00:24:50,464
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
445
00:24:50,547 --> 00:24:52,335
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya? ♪
446
00:24:52,418 --> 00:24:54,337
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
447
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,514
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
448
00:24:56,597 --> 00:25:00,561
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
449
00:25:00,644 --> 00:25:02,955
♪ Welcome back ♪
450
00:25:03,038 --> 00:25:07,176
♪ Welcome back welcome back
welcome back ♪
451
00:25:07,259 --> 00:25:09,392
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪♪
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