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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:02,397 Julie, did I ever tell you about Uncle Sylvester 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,021 who was a real nut? 3 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:05,928 No, what did he do? 4 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:08,355 He went to a psychiatrist's office and he said 5 00:00:08,355 --> 00:00:12,076 "Doc, you gotta help me. I think I'm a dog." 6 00:00:13,841 --> 00:00:16,285 The doctor said "How long have you had this feeling?" 7 00:00:16,368 --> 00:00:19,004 He says, "Ever since I've been a puppy." 8 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:22,813 [male narrator] "Welcome Back, Kotter" is recorded live 9 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,380 before a studio audience. 10 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:26,269 [theme music] 11 00:00:32,471 --> 00:00:35,261 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 12 00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:38,829 ♪ Your dreams were your ticket out ♪ 13 00:00:38,912 --> 00:00:41,005 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 14 00:00:41,088 --> 00:00:45,923 ♪ To that same old place that you laughed about ♪ 15 00:00:46,006 --> 00:00:50,189 ♪ Well the names have all changed since you hung around ♪ 16 00:00:50,272 --> 00:00:54,802 ♪ But those dreams have remained and they're turned around ♪ 17 00:00:54,885 --> 00:00:58,943 ♪ Who'd have thought they'd lead ya ♪ 18 00:00:58,943 --> 00:01:00,775 ♪ Here where we need ya ♪ 19 00:01:00,858 --> 00:01:03,082 ♪ Back here where we need ya ♪ 20 00:01:03,165 --> 00:01:07,042 ♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we've got him on the spot ♪ 21 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:09,435 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 22 00:01:09,518 --> 00:01:13,719 ♪ Welcome back welcome back welcome back ♪♪ 23 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,158 [theme music] 24 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,555 [knocking] 25 00:01:32,696 --> 00:01:36,213 Julie. Julie, honey, go answer the door. 26 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,876 Go ahead, go ahead, baby. 27 00:01:37,895 --> 00:01:39,997 [knocking] 28 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,105 I'm coming, I'm coming. 29 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:55,069 Good morning to you. Good morning to you. 30 00:01:55,152 --> 00:01:58,755 Good morning, Mrs. and Mr. Kotter. 31 00:01:58,838 --> 00:02:00,719 Good morning to you. 32 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:02,133 [laughing] 33 00:02:05,506 --> 00:02:07,606 And many more. 34 00:02:09,151 --> 00:02:11,262 Wait a minute, Arnold. 35 00:02:13,418 --> 00:02:16,517 Gabe, its Arnold Horshack again. 36 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,406 He's here for breakfast. This is the third time this week. 37 00:02:20,489 --> 00:02:23,631 Well, I look at it this way honey. 38 00:02:23,714 --> 00:02:25,774 Seeing Arnold Horshack at breakfast 39 00:02:25,857 --> 00:02:28,599 lessens the shock of seeing him in school. 40 00:02:29,954 --> 00:02:31,814 Gabe, this is ridiculous. 41 00:02:31,897 --> 00:02:35,018 These kids are in and out of this apartment day and night. 42 00:02:35,101 --> 00:02:38,065 Never bothered you before, why this sudden change of heart? 43 00:02:38,065 --> 00:02:41,186 Because we don't have any private life anymore. 44 00:02:41,269 --> 00:02:43,828 I really think we should talk about it. 45 00:02:43,911 --> 00:02:46,213 Okay, I'm all ears. 46 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:49,919 Here's an ear, and here's another ear. 47 00:02:50,061 --> 00:02:51,139 This ear is yours. 48 00:02:51,222 --> 00:02:55,215 Which is sadly how the phrase "Lend an ear" got started. 49 00:02:55,298 --> 00:02:57,498 Gabe, be serious. 50 00:02:57,581 --> 00:03:01,257 Wherever we are, there's a little Sweathog between us. 51 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:03,685 Not true, Julie. 52 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:06,531 There was no Sweathog between us last night. 53 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:10,532 Julie, wait, Julie. 54 00:03:12,031 --> 00:03:14,077 Sweathogs are my work. 55 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,102 My work is important to me. 56 00:03:16,122 --> 00:03:18,345 Look, I thought you were happy. 57 00:03:18,345 --> 00:03:19,757 I'm happy. 58 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,885 Of course, you're happy. 59 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,070 Why shouldn't you be happy? 60 00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:25,393 You are leading a terrific life. 61 00:03:25,393 --> 00:03:27,004 But what life am I leading? 62 00:03:27,087 --> 00:03:28,989 I'm leading yours and I can't even lead yours 63 00:03:28,989 --> 00:03:32,193 'cause your life already has a leader. You! 64 00:03:32,194 --> 00:03:36,242 So what does that make me, Gabe? Nothing. I am nothing. 65 00:03:36,246 --> 00:03:39,923 Alright, you wanna be nothing? Be a quiet nothing, okay? 66 00:03:41,011 --> 00:03:42,590 Arnold Horshack is mystudent 67 00:03:42,673 --> 00:03:46,568 and he can have breakfast in myhouse if Iwant him to. 68 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:51,071 Come on in out of the cold, Arnold. Come on. 69 00:03:51,154 --> 00:03:53,135 - Arnold, are you okay? - I... 70 00:03:53,218 --> 00:03:54,617 What's the matter with your face? 71 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,181 I think my face is frozen. 72 00:03:58,225 --> 00:03:59,547 I can't feel my face. 73 00:03:59,547 --> 00:04:03,616 Mr. Kotter, I can't feel my face! 74 00:04:03,732 --> 00:04:06,735 Arnold, I got bad news for you. 75 00:04:06,818 --> 00:04:08,885 It's still there. 76 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:14,987 Alright, Arnold. I want you to enjoy this breakfast. 77 00:04:15,070 --> 00:04:17,170 I think it's gonna to be your last one. 78 00:04:17,947 --> 00:04:21,558 Breakfast? Hey, hey, I didn't come here for breakfast. 79 00:04:21,642 --> 00:04:26,486 I just come by on my way to school to say, "Hello." 80 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,111 So, hello. 81 00:04:31,289 --> 00:04:32,751 But breakfast, no. 82 00:04:32,835 --> 00:04:35,635 I couldn't eat a thing, I mean, I could, but no. 83 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:39,155 Get it out of your mind, I couldn't eat a thing. 84 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:42,803 So, ain't you gonna insist? 85 00:04:44,263 --> 00:04:46,830 I want you to listen closely, Arnold. 86 00:04:46,914 --> 00:04:52,383 Because I am never, ever going to say this again. 87 00:04:52,383 --> 00:04:56,205 Arnold, what would you like for breakfast? 88 00:04:56,289 --> 00:05:01,094 Oh, Mrs. Kotter, I am not a picky eater. 89 00:05:01,178 --> 00:05:04,238 I'll just have two eggs. 90 00:05:04,321 --> 00:05:08,519 Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese... 91 00:05:09,907 --> 00:05:11,304 And as for mine 92 00:05:11,387 --> 00:05:15,917 ♪ You can hold the pickle so the... ♪ 93 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,285 ♪ All you have to do is let her make it ♪♪ 94 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,943 I wanna talk about something that's not in our lesson plan. 95 00:05:29,027 --> 00:05:30,405 Leadership. 96 00:05:30,488 --> 00:05:33,948 - How do we pick our leaders? - Ah! 97 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:38,057 In this great land of ours 98 00:05:38,081 --> 00:05:42,430 we pick our leaders through the democratic process. 99 00:05:42,430 --> 00:05:44,611 They are elected. 100 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:47,301 President Ford wasn't elected. 101 00:05:47,385 --> 00:05:50,517 Oh, yeah? Well, that's a special case, see. 102 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,940 He was the only one in Washington at the time 103 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:55,687 who wasn't under arrest. 104 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,049 Alright, alright. 105 00:06:00,132 --> 00:06:02,592 Now, we have a leader in this class... 106 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:04,916 ...Vinnie Barbarino. 107 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,719 Then, of course, there is the loyal opposition... 108 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,885 ...Vinnie Barbarino 109 00:06:11,645 --> 00:06:14,150 I like that. 110 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:16,922 You're the leader of the Sweathogs, right? 111 00:06:17,005 --> 00:06:20,402 Am I the leader of the Sweathogs? 112 00:06:20,485 --> 00:06:23,335 He's a bad catholic. 113 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:27,251 Does the Pope live in the woods? 114 00:06:29,743 --> 00:06:31,946 Who made you leader? 115 00:06:32,029 --> 00:06:34,471 Yeah, if it was democratic, you would vote on it. 116 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:36,918 - That's a good idea. - That's a great idea. 117 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,256 Bad idea, bad. 118 00:06:38,339 --> 00:06:41,803 Hey, Vinnie, why not? You're a sure winner. 119 00:06:41,886 --> 00:06:44,308 Nobody challenges Vinnie Barbarino. 120 00:06:44,391 --> 00:06:45,851 Why not? 121 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:49,777 Hey, Mr. Kotter, we're here to learn. 122 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:53,364 now, come on, everybody, open up these books and let's study. 123 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,481 Alright, let's just see. 124 00:06:56,565 --> 00:06:58,585 Is there anybody here who'd like to challenge 125 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,768 uh, King Barbarino? 126 00:07:05,998 --> 00:07:07,457 Hi, there. 127 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:12,124 Yeah, I'll take a shot at it. 128 00:07:12,207 --> 00:07:14,244 Alright, we're ready for the runoff. 129 00:07:14,327 --> 00:07:16,550 - What's a runoff? - A runoff? 130 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:20,604 That's when you say, "Ma, I'll be back" and then you run off. 131 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,357 Okay, we shall do this the democratic way. 132 00:07:24,441 --> 00:07:26,856 Let's see a show of hands. 133 00:07:28,987 --> 00:07:31,707 One of these days... 134 00:07:31,831 --> 00:07:32,631 Okay. 135 00:07:32,712 --> 00:07:36,717 All those who support the candidacy of our present leader 136 00:07:36,737 --> 00:07:39,587 Mr. Vinnie Barbarino, raise your hand. 137 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:46,650 Okay. All those who would like to install as new leader 138 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:50,762 Mr. Frederick 'Boom Boom' of Washington, raise your hands. 139 00:07:54,402 --> 00:07:56,765 Alright, that's five, fi... 140 00:07:56,848 --> 00:07:58,010 It's a tie. 141 00:07:58,093 --> 00:08:00,819 Somebody did not vo... 142 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:04,714 Epstein, it's up to you, man. 143 00:08:06,162 --> 00:08:09,299 Who's the new leader of the Sweathogs? 144 00:08:09,382 --> 00:08:10,539 Washington. 145 00:08:10,622 --> 00:08:13,646 [cheering] 146 00:08:17,934 --> 00:08:20,127 Hey, Juan, what are you doing? 147 00:08:20,211 --> 00:08:22,294 You was my friend, you can't do that. 148 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,840 Hey, Vinnie, you've been leader a long time. 149 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,886 It's time we got some new blood. 150 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,383 Hey, V.B. 151 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:33,068 Allow me to introduce myself. 152 00:08:33,573 --> 00:08:37,424 Frederick 'Boom Boom' New Blood. 153 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,461 Mr. Kotter, what are you gonna do? Just stand there? 154 00:08:40,544 --> 00:08:42,004 Say somethin'. 155 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:46,052 Vinnie, I mean, I'm happy for Freddie, I'm sorry for you. 156 00:08:46,135 --> 00:08:47,717 What can I say? 157 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,219 Say I'm leader again. 158 00:08:50,302 --> 00:08:52,199 I can't do that. 159 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,683 Never mind, then I'll say it. 160 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,389 Hey, everybody, everybody, look over here. 161 00:08:56,409 --> 00:08:58,949 What say, after school we go down to Coney Island? 162 00:08:59,032 --> 00:09:00,734 They got this great new ride. 163 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:03,154 This little guy with no neck, he throws you around 164 00:09:03,237 --> 00:09:05,516 until you can't stand it no more. 165 00:09:05,599 --> 00:09:07,709 What do you say? 166 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:12,431 So what do you wanna do today, Freddie? 167 00:09:12,514 --> 00:09:15,298 I think we should all go down to Times Square 168 00:09:15,298 --> 00:09:19,081 and watch the pigeons drop their regards on Broadway. 169 00:09:21,326 --> 00:09:24,393 - Right, you are, Freddie. - Alright. 170 00:09:27,395 --> 00:09:29,505 Hey, what are you guys sayin'? 171 00:09:30,619 --> 00:09:33,642 You see... Vincent... 172 00:09:35,186 --> 00:09:38,102 ...it's, it's rather like that old saying 173 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,743 the king, he dead. 174 00:09:41,826 --> 00:09:44,024 - Long live the king. - Alright. 175 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,641 Hey, I'm Vinnie Barbarino. 176 00:09:48,899 --> 00:09:50,999 [all] Vinnie who? 177 00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:55,249 Hey, come on. 178 00:09:55,332 --> 00:09:56,827 - We're jiving, we're jiving. - We're joking. 179 00:09:56,909 --> 00:09:59,739 - It's a joke. - It's a joke. 180 00:09:59,822 --> 00:10:01,131 You're just jokin'. 181 00:10:01,214 --> 00:10:04,178 Oh! I can't believe it. 182 00:10:04,261 --> 00:10:06,876 You guys were just fooling around? 183 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:08,825 - It was just a joke? - Yeah. 184 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,147 Then I'm still leader? 185 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,690 [all] No. 186 00:10:13,754 --> 00:10:15,214 You punks. 187 00:10:15,873 --> 00:10:18,356 - Vinnie, where you goin'? - I ain't stayin' here. 188 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:20,801 You try, go on, try and do without me, alright? 189 00:10:20,801 --> 00:10:22,440 - I'm dropping out. - Take it easy. 190 00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:26,222 Hey, up all your noses with rubber hoses. 191 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:28,006 - I'm quittin' school. - Vinnie, you're not quitting. 192 00:10:28,089 --> 00:10:30,283 Vinnie, come back here. Vinnie. 193 00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,872 [theme music] 194 00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:45,846 Julie. 195 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:47,749 Good morning, stranger. 196 00:10:47,832 --> 00:10:50,254 Julie, what are you doing here? 197 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:54,279 Well, thank you, ma'am. 198 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,728 I see, you brought old Tex some bills, huh? 199 00:10:57,811 --> 00:11:01,248 What do you say, later we go out behind the barn? 200 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:04,168 That'd be nice. 201 00:11:04,251 --> 00:11:06,971 Considering that when old Tex left home this morning 202 00:11:07,054 --> 00:11:09,992 he didn't bother to wake me up to kiss me goodbye. 203 00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:12,075 Oh, I'm sorry, I plum forgot. 204 00:11:12,078 --> 00:11:15,095 I didn't even kiss my horse goodbye. 205 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:17,441 Honey, I've been worried about Barbarino. 206 00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:21,384 Gabe, can't we ever talk about anything but your job? 207 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:24,788 Julie, Barbarino's quit school, I don't think you understand. 208 00:11:24,871 --> 00:11:26,331 I understand. 209 00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,531 Alright, what do you wanna talk about? 210 00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:30,155 Art, politics? 211 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,877 Donny Osmond's love life? 212 00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:37,176 Shalom, amigo.We gotta talk about some business, you know. 213 00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:38,901 Mr. Kotter. 214 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,806 As new leader, I worked out a list of ways 215 00:11:41,806 --> 00:11:43,887 to improve the image of the Sweathogs. 216 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,386 First, we start a rumor that we're all smart. 217 00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:49,117 Yeah. Secondly-- 218 00:11:49,616 --> 00:11:51,478 Alright, secondly, I'm very busy right now. 219 00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:53,824 Oh, come on, you don't look busy. 220 00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:56,541 Yeah, well I am busy, I'm very busy. 221 00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,193 Oh, Mr. Kotter, look, uh 222 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:03,247 you want us to skip out, you just say the word. 223 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,294 Skip out. 224 00:12:12,322 --> 00:12:13,333 They're not students. 225 00:12:13,343 --> 00:12:14,482 They're inmates. 226 00:12:14,565 --> 00:12:17,648 And you are the head cuckoo. 227 00:12:17,668 --> 00:12:20,712 Isn't there anybody in this entire place that's sane? 228 00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:22,843 Look at this, Kotter, look. 229 00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:27,519 Palm trees in the men's room. 230 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,830 It seems that Freddie Washington 231 00:12:29,903 --> 00:12:34,085 wants to give it that beach look. 232 00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:37,169 What have you been teaching your people, Kotter? 233 00:12:37,252 --> 00:12:38,231 Leadership. 234 00:12:38,314 --> 00:12:39,759 Leadership? 235 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,664 I used to teach leadership, Kotter, and it's not palm trees. 236 00:12:43,747 --> 00:12:46,491 Leadership is knowing that behind every door... 237 00:12:46,491 --> 00:12:49,372 ...there's somebody waiting to get ya. 238 00:12:51,697 --> 00:12:54,394 Do you know, Julie, that Mr. Woodman is the only man 239 00:12:54,401 --> 00:12:57,037 that Will Rogers ever punched in the mouth? 240 00:12:58,584 --> 00:12:59,925 Oh, you want an appointment, right? 241 00:13:00,008 --> 00:13:01,662 We have to talk, let me see. 242 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:04,572 How's lunch a week from Thursday? 243 00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:09,055 Julie, it was a joke. Ha ha ha. 244 00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:10,720 Not funny, Gabe. 245 00:13:10,803 --> 00:13:12,462 No? Well, how is this one? 246 00:13:12,545 --> 00:13:14,685 This very old wrinkle turtle marries a woman 247 00:13:14,768 --> 00:13:16,026 you see, and they-- 248 00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:18,677 Absolutely everything is a joke to you, isn't it? 249 00:13:18,713 --> 00:13:20,692 We can never just talk. 250 00:13:20,775 --> 00:13:23,477 - Food. - Oh! 251 00:13:23,696 --> 00:13:25,317 Oh, joy! Oh, rapture! 252 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,900 Oh, shoot! 253 00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:29,747 [bell ringing] 254 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:33,938 So, what's the matter, Mr. Kotter? 255 00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:36,807 So you look distracted. 256 00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:43,921 Yo, ho, Mr. Kotter! 257 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,220 Did you say something, Arnold? 258 00:13:49,303 --> 00:13:53,401 - I guess not. - Okay, sit down, now. 259 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:57,068 [Vinnie whispering] Psst, Mr. Kotter. Come here. I wanna talk to you. 260 00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:07,030 It's me. 261 00:14:07,332 --> 00:14:08,792 Vinnie Barbarino. 262 00:14:11,691 --> 00:14:13,151 No! 263 00:14:14,422 --> 00:14:16,924 Yeah. I'm wearing this disguise. 264 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,572 Mr. Kotter, I borrowed it from my uncle. 265 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,238 You know, he's a priest. 266 00:14:26,238 --> 00:14:29,819 I talked to my folks, I told them I dropped out of school. 267 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,206 My father said to my mother, he said 268 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:36,009 "See, I told you we shouldn't have had him." 269 00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:38,728 And then, bing, bang, bomb. 270 00:14:38,728 --> 00:14:41,026 They kicked me out. 271 00:14:41,109 --> 00:14:44,591 Wow, hey, I'm really sorry, Vinnie. 272 00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:46,816 Look, why don't you come back to school. 273 00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:49,220 I'll talk to your father. He'll take you back. 274 00:14:49,303 --> 00:14:50,504 No. I couldn't do that. 275 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,719 I couldn't face the guys without being a leader. 276 00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:54,641 I couldn't do it. 277 00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:56,400 Vinnie, what you gonna do? 278 00:14:56,483 --> 00:14:58,285 Oh, look, it's not your problem. 279 00:14:58,368 --> 00:15:00,330 I mean, I don't feel it's your fault. 280 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,811 Even though most of it is. 281 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,518 Look, the thing is, I need a place to stay. 282 00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:10,020 Till I get relocated. 283 00:15:10,103 --> 00:15:11,864 Vinnie, I can't. 284 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:17,265 I'm not running a home for wayward priests. 285 00:15:17,348 --> 00:15:18,710 I can't. I just can't. 286 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,774 Mr. Kotter, you was my teacher. 287 00:15:22,376 --> 00:15:24,015 I can't, Vinnie. 288 00:15:24,098 --> 00:15:26,578 Mr. Kotter, you was my friend. 289 00:15:26,661 --> 00:15:28,500 I'm really sorry. 290 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,781 Mr. Kotter, you was the last one on my list. 291 00:15:34,146 --> 00:15:37,954 Mr. Kotter, are we gonna start class yet, you forget or what? 292 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,436 Hi, Vinnie. 293 00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:47,918 You wasn't supposed to recognize me. 294 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,373 Why not, Vinnie? I know you're Catholic. 295 00:15:52,975 --> 00:15:55,847 Oh, I should've known that. 296 00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:59,516 I guess you get real stupid once you're not leader no more. 297 00:15:59,599 --> 00:16:03,029 Ah, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. 298 00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:06,941 Hey, listen, it's okay. I'll still be your friend. 299 00:16:07,024 --> 00:16:10,549 It doesn't bother me that you're not no leader no more. 300 00:16:10,632 --> 00:16:14,671 - Arnold, anymore. - That too. 301 00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:17,539 Vinnie, I don't care that you're a high school drop out 302 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:22,219 and that you'll never make more than 2.50 an hour. 303 00:16:22,302 --> 00:16:25,042 But, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie. 304 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,425 Always remember 305 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,690 life is... 306 00:16:30,932 --> 00:16:32,392 ...a cabaret... 307 00:16:34,355 --> 00:16:35,815 ...old chum. 308 00:16:36,838 --> 00:16:39,775 Come to the cabaret. 309 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,065 Did you see that? 310 00:16:47,148 --> 00:16:48,387 Arnold Horshack. 311 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,908 He put me down. Arnold Horshack. 312 00:16:50,991 --> 00:16:52,453 Why don't you stick up for yourself, Vinnie? 313 00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:53,736 Why don't you give him the usual 314 00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:56,444 "Up your nose with a rubber hose?" 315 00:16:56,527 --> 00:16:57,987 I tried. 316 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,666 But I couldn't do it. 317 00:17:00,908 --> 00:17:04,431 It was like the rubber hose was stuck in my throat. 318 00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:06,406 I couldn't say it. 319 00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:07,814 Alright, Vinnie. Vinnie. 320 00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,417 Vinnie, take it easy, alright? 321 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,362 Look, we gotta talk about this. 322 00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:15,049 You can stay with us. But just for the night. 323 00:17:15,132 --> 00:17:17,232 How about a week? 324 00:17:18,516 --> 00:17:21,178 - Two days. - Five days. 325 00:17:21,578 --> 00:17:22,780 Three and you get lunch. 326 00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:24,425 Alright, you got yourself a deal. 327 00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:27,446 Mr. Kotter, you're not gonna regret it. I promise you. 328 00:17:27,529 --> 00:17:28,989 Alright, alright. 329 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,019 Oh, boy. 330 00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:49,808 [singing in foreign language] 331 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:06,521 Julie, my Italian is not that great. 332 00:18:06,604 --> 00:18:08,945 But, I just wanted to tell you, you were right. 333 00:18:09,028 --> 00:18:10,751 We don't have enough private life. 334 00:18:10,751 --> 00:18:13,327 And I promise, baby... 335 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:15,009 ...from now on we will. 336 00:18:15,092 --> 00:18:19,195 Flowers and some candy. 337 00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:22,330 Thank you, honey. 338 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:25,326 We'll be able to start our truly terrific 339 00:18:25,349 --> 00:18:29,974 stay-at-home, play-at-home private life. 340 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,434 As soon as Vinnie leaves. 341 00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:38,118 Vinnie who? 342 00:18:38,338 --> 00:18:39,798 Barbarino? 343 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,918 Tall guy, dimple. 344 00:18:42,002 --> 00:18:45,265 Vinnie Barbarino is coming here? 345 00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:47,185 Julie, his father threw him out of the house. 346 00:18:47,268 --> 00:18:50,705 I mean, he came to me. What was I gonna do? 347 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:55,951 Julie, he's only gonna stay a couple of days. 348 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,878 Oh, Julie, you're overreacting. 349 00:18:58,961 --> 00:19:01,864 Come on, we won't even notice that he's here. 350 00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:05,064 Julie, don't leave. 351 00:19:05,507 --> 00:19:09,620 Okay, alright. You leave. 352 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,836 I live here. 353 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,379 Not anymore. 354 00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:19,504 That was my favorite jacket. 355 00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:23,808 Julie, I am not gonna rant or rave or carry on like a maniac. 356 00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:26,633 I am going to remain calm. 357 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:29,210 What the hell are you doing? You threw my favorite jacket! 358 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,322 It's a $140. Have you gone completely bananas? 359 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:37,364 I'm not gonna say that, Julie. 360 00:19:37,774 --> 00:19:39,897 I'm just gonna try and make you understand. 361 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,784 Vinnie has quit school and it's partially my fault, okay. 362 00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,606 And I cannot turn my back on him. 363 00:19:44,606 --> 00:19:47,489 Just how much are you supposed to do for those kids? 364 00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:49,731 You're their brother, their father 365 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,811 their friend, their teacher. 366 00:19:51,894 --> 00:19:54,439 You're Arnold Horshack's mother! 367 00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:57,619 You're a yutz. 368 00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:00,321 Stop yelling! 369 00:20:00,404 --> 00:20:03,000 Don't tell me to stop yelling, because I'll yell. 370 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,802 I'll tell the whole neighborhood. Watch this. 371 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:07,345 Hey, everybody! 372 00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,760 Listen to this. 373 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:13,185 I married a yutz from Nebraska. 374 00:20:14,786 --> 00:20:17,486 And I married a Jewish prince! 375 00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:21,290 Who still sends his laundry to his mother. 376 00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:27,855 Well, I happen to like the way she does my shirts. 377 00:20:30,305 --> 00:20:34,107 You cannot joke away this problem, Gabe. 378 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,253 I thought I was married to somebody named Gabe. 379 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,013 You have become Mr. Kotter. 380 00:20:38,096 --> 00:20:40,577 [knocking on door] 381 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,120 Julie. 382 00:20:45,465 --> 00:20:47,564 Here I am. 383 00:20:48,008 --> 00:20:50,209 Check this out. 384 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:55,052 Look at this. Are you ready, are you ready? 385 00:20:55,135 --> 00:20:58,859 Some kid downstairs, he sold it to me for a buck. 386 00:20:58,879 --> 00:21:00,754 This beautiful jacket! 387 00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:04,053 Barbarino, go away! Go find yourself a woman. 388 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,597 Julie! 389 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,579 Julie, calm down, alright! 390 00:21:07,662 --> 00:21:08,940 No yelling! 391 00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:12,728 Oh, look, go on, yell. Makes me feel right at home, really. 392 00:21:14,093 --> 00:21:16,054 Okay, Gabe. 393 00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:18,073 Make a choice, who stays? 394 00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:20,660 Me or him? 395 00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:30,193 It's you, baby. Always you. 396 00:21:31,426 --> 00:21:33,732 Can we let Vinnie stay for a couple of days? 397 00:21:33,815 --> 00:21:35,925 [footsteps thumping] 398 00:21:38,308 --> 00:21:39,358 [door slamming] 399 00:21:39,441 --> 00:21:40,784 Oh, Mr. Kotter, look. 400 00:21:40,804 --> 00:21:42,427 Maybe I should make myself scarce 401 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:46,288 while you two lovebirds have this out. 402 00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,876 Oh, but a word of advice. 403 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:51,580 I have found that in stormy times like this 404 00:21:51,664 --> 00:21:55,167 it helps if you tell her she was the first. 405 00:21:59,522 --> 00:22:02,122 Julie! Julie, come outta there! 406 00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:03,666 Come on! 407 00:22:05,872 --> 00:22:08,723 Julie, you were the first. 408 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:13,009 Julie, I love you. 409 00:22:15,696 --> 00:22:17,568 What are you doing? You're going crazy. 410 00:22:17,651 --> 00:22:19,293 Come on unpack that. Let's go, Come on. 411 00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:21,695 Alright, you don't want Vinnie to stay here 412 00:22:21,778 --> 00:22:23,878 I'll give him money to go to a hotel. Okay, come on. 413 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:26,350 Julie, now you got me angry. 414 00:22:26,433 --> 00:22:28,957 Every person has a breaking point and I reached it. 415 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,744 You unpack that bag right now, 'cause I wanna talk to you! 416 00:22:35,335 --> 00:22:38,603 Did I ever tell you about my aunt... 417 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:42,190 I don't wanna hear your joke, Gabe, I'm going to a hotel. 418 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:44,697 I'll pick up the rest while you're in school. 419 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,391 Which is all the time. 420 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:49,841 You see, they moved and she went to see the new neighbors 421 00:22:49,925 --> 00:22:51,620 and came back, told my uncle 422 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,927 "That guy next door makes love to his wife all day long. 423 00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:55,359 Why don't you do that?" 424 00:22:55,372 --> 00:22:58,013 Goodbye, Mr. Kotter. 425 00:22:58,096 --> 00:23:01,164 Julie! Julie! 426 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,340 "Makes love to his wife all day long. 427 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,523 Why don't you do that?" 428 00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:08,526 Well, what did he say, Gabe? 429 00:23:08,609 --> 00:23:12,678 He said, "I can't. I hardly know that woman." 430 00:23:22,475 --> 00:23:24,090 [male narrator] Here are some scenes from Part 2 of our story 431 00:23:24,172 --> 00:23:25,572 which will continue on the next "Welcome Back, Kotter." 432 00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:27,507 Move it, let's go! 433 00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:29,051 Hi, Julie. 434 00:23:29,473 --> 00:23:30,933 What's new? 435 00:23:32,015 --> 00:23:34,059 You went to see a lawyer? 436 00:23:34,142 --> 00:23:36,464 My Cousin Bernie, the lawyer? 437 00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:38,946 [music on player] 438 00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:40,489 Yee-haw! 439 00:23:42,144 --> 00:23:46,257 You know, Freddie, I feel you are becoming a real schmendrick. 440 00:23:47,983 --> 00:23:49,583 I miss Barbarino. 441 00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:52,191 You people have caused friction between me and my wife. 442 00:23:52,192 --> 00:23:55,095 From now on, there'll be no jokes and no impressions. 443 00:23:55,178 --> 00:23:58,116 I will teach, you will learn. 444 00:24:03,197 --> 00:24:04,654 [theme music] 445 00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:13,167 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 446 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,954 ♪ Your dreams were your ticket out ♪ 447 00:24:17,037 --> 00:24:19,304 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 448 00:24:19,387 --> 00:24:23,874 ♪ To that same old place that you laughed about ♪ 449 00:24:23,957 --> 00:24:28,444 ♪ Well the names have all changed since you hung around ♪ 450 00:24:28,527 --> 00:24:33,144 ♪ But those dreams have remained and they've turned around ♪ 451 00:24:33,227 --> 00:24:35,189 ♪ Who'd have thought they'd lead ya ♪ 452 00:24:35,272 --> 00:24:37,235 ♪ Who'd have thought they'd lead ya ♪ 453 00:24:37,318 --> 00:24:39,193 ♪ Here where we need ya ♪ 454 00:24:39,276 --> 00:24:41,239 ♪ Back here where we need ya ♪ 455 00:24:41,322 --> 00:24:45,156 ♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we've got him on the spot ♪ 456 00:24:45,239 --> 00:24:47,550 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 457 00:24:47,633 --> 00:24:49,595 ♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪ 458 00:24:49,678 --> 00:24:51,597 ♪ Welcome back ♪ 459 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,165 ♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪ 460 00:24:54,248 --> 00:24:56,341 ♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪ 461 00:24:56,424 --> 00:24:58,387 ♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪ 462 00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:00,737 ♪ 'Cause we've got him on the spot ♪ 463 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:04,171 ♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪♪ 33664

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