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- See you tonight.
- Okay.
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Julie, did I tell you
about my Uncle Bernie?
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Uh, I thought you were late.
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Yeah, that's the whole thing,
my Uncle Bernie was always late.
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Well, why was he always late?
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Because my Aunt Helen
would drive him crazy.
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Whatever he'd do,
she'd say
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"Bernie, Bernie, you give
me so much heartache.
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"You know what
I'm gonna do, Bernie?
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"I'll dance
on your grave, Bernie.
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Listen to me, Bernie.
I'll dance on your grave."
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And what did Bernie say to that?
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I'm gonna be buried
at sea. Let her dance.
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[male narrator] "Welcome Back Kotter"
is recorded live
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before a studio audience.
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[theme music]
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
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♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
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♪ Who'd have
thought they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Who'd have
thought they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause
we've got him on the spot ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back
welcome back ♪
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♪ Welcome back ♪♪
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[theme music]
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Kotter, my informants
told me--
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Oh, Captain Ahab,
you looking for Moby Dick?
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He went that way.
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Kotter, I'm dressed
like this--
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Because...
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♪ I'm singing in the rain ♪
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♪ Singin' in the rain ♪
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♪ What a glorious feeling ♪
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♪ I'm happy again ♪
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♪ I'm smiling-- ♪
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Kotter!
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♪ So high up above... ♪
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Come on, Kotter.
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♪ ...the sun ♪♪
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That's not
entertainment, Kotter.
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Now, grim up.
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I'm dressed like this
because my informants told me
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that Sweathogs are planning
a food fight in the cafeteria.
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You remember
the last cafeteria riot?
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Well, it took me weeks to get
the goulash out of my socks.
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[bell ringing]
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Look, Mr. Woodman, believe me,
my kids would not plan
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a food fight
without telling me first.
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Hey, shalom, amigo.
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[indistinct chattering]
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They're not people,
Kotter, they're not people.
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Mr. Woodman,
let me handle this, okay?
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Well, you'd better, Kotter...
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...because if you don't...
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...I won't even let you
collect unemployment.
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I'll tell 'em
you never worked here.
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[laughing]
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[imitating Mr. Woodman]
Ha ha ha.
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Hello, Arnold.
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Haven't you noticed
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you're wearing
a green plastic bag?
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I'm disguised as a green bean.
Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
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Ho ho ho. And how are things
in the valley, little sprout?
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Fine and dandy,
jolly green giant.
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How's your niblets?
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Ha ha ha.
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Ho ho ho.
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Green Giant thinks
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little sprout's been
dipping into the sauce.
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Okay. Why didn't you
tell me that today
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was gonna be
dress-up day?
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I mean, I could have
painted graffiti on my suit
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and come as a subway train.
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You joke, Mr. Kotter.
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We are fighting
against something
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that truly,
grievously disturbs us.
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Yeah, we protestin' liver.
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Anybody's liver in particular?
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Yeah, the liver they make us eat
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in the cafeteria
every Wednesday.
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Yeah, so what we're gonna do
is, see, we're gonna throw food
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around the cafeteria
till they treat our wishes
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with a little respect.
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[all] Yeah!
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We got a dynamite plan.
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First, Epstein here's gonna
throw the first handful
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of weenies and beans. Right?
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[all cheering]
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Washington is then gonna dump
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his cottage cheese
in the cash register.
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While Horshack
starts flicking chicken.
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[all laughing]
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Yeah, we'll punch
'em in the pot roast.
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We'll, we'll kick 'em
in the corned beef.
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We'll mash 'em
into meatballs.
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[all cheering]
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Right, right, right,
uh, little sprout.
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Before you ruin your clothes
or whosoever's clothes
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you happen to be wearing...
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...have you thought of making
your feelings known
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in a civilized manner?
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Like for instance,
writing a petition.
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Ha ha ha. Hey, man,
petitions don't do no good.
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Sure, they do. You just
write out what you want.
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"No liver."
And then you all sign.
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And then send it to Santa Claus
in care of the North Pole.
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[all laughing]
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Hey, listen, all throughout
history, people have peacefully
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demonstrated
for what they believed in.
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You all have a chance
to become part
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of a great moment
in Sweathog history.
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[humming "I've been working on the railroad"]
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[Kotter] Just as our forefathers had
taxation without representation
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we, Sweathogs, have
liver on Wednesday.
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We are the people! We are
committed! We shall be heard!
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And we shall not
perish from the Earth
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and we shall not
eat liver on Wednesday.
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Where do I sign?
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Right over there. Put your
John Hancock up on the board.
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John...
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...Han...
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...cock.
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Okay, who's gonna be
the next one to sign?
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Come on,
get your signatures up--
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Alright.
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You know, uh, it really
would be funny if I told
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the unemployment office
you never worked here.
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Oh, that would be funny.
But not as funny as this.
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That's not funny, "Ha ha,"
Kotter, that's funny, "Strange."
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What's happening
with the, uh, food fight?
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Oh, Mr. Woodman,
you would be happy to know
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that we have decided
against the food fight.
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We Sweathogs are going
to work through the system.
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What system, Kotter?
There's only one system here.
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You're free to do
as you're told.
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Mr. Woodman, cast your eyes
on our petition.
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Soon, every Sweathog's signature
will be up on that board.
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Forget it, Kotter.
Who's this Hancock kid?
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We all have to eat this swill.
I have to eat it.
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You have to eat it.
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And if I die, I'm taking
every one of you with me.
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[laughing]
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I am becoming a funny guy.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Hey, alright, alright,
so our petition failed.
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Are we gonna
let that stop us?
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[all] Yes.
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I'll tell you one thing,
it didn't stop Bonzo Moretti.
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Who, you ask,
was Bonzo Moretti?
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No, I don't ask that.
Do you ask that?
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I don't wanna know who he is.
Nobody wants to know who he is.
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Alright, alright,
since you're so interested
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I'll tell you who
Bonzo Moretti was.
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Bonzo Moretti was a kid
I went to school with.
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When Bonzo had emotions,
feelings, he let them be known.
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Like, one time he thought
there should be
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a stoplight on the street
we played stickball.
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And just to let the city
know he meant business
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Bonzo sat right down
in the middle of the street
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until somethin'
was done about it.
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W-well, is-is there
a stoplight there now?
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No stoplight, but there is
a plaque right on the spot
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where the truck
ran over Bonzo.
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You mean you want us
to sit and wait here
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till a truck runs over us.
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No, if we sit in over
here, Woodman will see
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that you're committed,
that you mean business
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that you're willing to stand
up for what you believe in
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He'll also, see that I think
I sat on somebody's gum.
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It's okay, Mr. Kotter.
I'm with you all the way.
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Hey, look, Mr. Kotter, it's been
an hour and a half
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since school got out, right?
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I mean, you think that they know
we mean business yet?
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Nobody even knows we're in here.
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Man, we're the only people
know we're havin'...a sit-in.
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Ah, don't be sure
of that, Freddie.
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Hey, he come
to cancel the liver.
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- That's it. We won.
- Oh!
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The thrill of victory.
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What victory?
You didn't win anything.
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Oh, the agony of defeat.
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Hey, we didn't win,
Mr. Kotter.
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What win?
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Mr. Woodman, we have
been sitting in against liver
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and I'm warning you
we are determined.
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We will stay here
all night if necessary.
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Right, gang?
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Right, gang?
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Have you lost
your marbles, Mr. Kotter?
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Yeah, I distinctly heard
the sound of marbles droppin'.
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As far as I'm concerned, you can
stay here as long as you want.
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This will be one night
the city can rest easy.
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I'm warning you, Mr. Woodman,
we are committed.
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Well, if you aren't committed,
Kotter, you ought to be.
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[laughing]
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I am really
becoming a funny guy.
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[laughing]
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I think someone's
been spiking his prune juice.
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Aye aye, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where you goin'?
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Look, it's 4:30.
School's over. We gotta go.
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Alright.
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You wanna leave? Leave.
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Whoa, just a second.
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Just a second. I just wanna
tell you one thing, okay?
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Suppose our founding fathers
would've felt the way
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you guys felt. You're willing
to cop out, huh?
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I mean,
they believe in something.
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They were willing to stand
for what they believed in.
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Know what they used to do?
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They used to gather every night
at the Valley Forge Ramada Inn.
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They'd sing songs.
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Songs that made this country
great, songs that made us free.
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Songs that you could believe in.
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Songs like... you know
what I've got?
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♪ I've got 99 bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ Ninety nine bottles of beer ♪
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♪ If one of those bottles
should happen to fall ♪
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♪ Ninety eight bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ Ninety eight bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ Ninety eight
bottles of beer ♪
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♪ If one of those bottles
should happen to fall ♪
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♪ Ninety seven bottles
of beer on the wall... ♪♪
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That's the way it was,
200 years ago today.
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The Valley Forge Ramada Inn.
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This bicentennial minute has
been brought to you by S.H.E.L.
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Students Happy to End Liver.
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[continues singing]
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♪ ...twelve bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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♪ Twelve bottles of beer ♪
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♪ If one of them bottles
should happen to fall ♪
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♪ One bottle of beer
on the wall ♪♪
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Okay, okay, I finally got a hold
of everybody's parents.
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And for some strange
reason, they're not upset
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that you won't be
home tonight.
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- How you doin', boss?
- What?
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That's pretty good,
huh, boss?
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Listen...
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...you keep walking you're
gonna fall through to China.
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He he, hey, I've never been
to China, boss. What's it like?
246
00:12:24,151 --> 00:12:25,654
China? Well, it's a lot
like Cleveland.
247
00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:27,634
Only in China, there's
less Chinese restaurants.
248
00:12:27,717 --> 00:12:29,219
He he, that's
pretty good, boss.
249
00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:32,739
But I gotta keep moving, boss.
I think I got hydrophobia.
250
00:12:34,011 --> 00:12:35,447
- That's claustrophobia.
- Hm.
251
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:38,312
You only get hydrophobia
if you bite somebody.
252
00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:41,305
Have you bitten
anybody lately?
253
00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:42,930
You know how it is
in China, boss.
254
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:45,364
You bite somebody, two hours
later you wanna bite 'em again.
255
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:48,388
- Eh, that's pretty good.
- That's ridiculous?
256
00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:51,434
Reasoner.
257
00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:55,119
Reasoner, I wish I had
a good reason for being here.
258
00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:56,202
Reasoner.
259
00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:57,905
Hey, boss,
I think he's delirious.
260
00:12:57,988 --> 00:12:59,307
Reasoner?
261
00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:01,593
Harry Reasoner.
262
00:13:03,497 --> 00:13:07,081
I always have supper
with Harry Reasoner.
263
00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:09,585
Oh, severe hunger.
264
00:13:09,668 --> 00:13:11,925
I think I'll go
get a cheeseburger--
265
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,227
[clamoring]
266
00:13:14,309 --> 00:13:17,872
We are on a sit-in,
lest we forget, we cannot leave.
267
00:13:17,955 --> 00:13:20,435
Oh, look, we'll just sit
out for a couple of minutes.
268
00:13:20,439 --> 00:13:23,486
Grab some burgers and sit
right back in, alright?
269
00:13:23,523 --> 00:13:25,426
- Save a place for us, okay?
- Come on.
270
00:13:25,446 --> 00:13:27,949
It is very important
that we stay here.
271
00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:31,672
It's not that hard. People have
gone without food for days.
272
00:13:31,755 --> 00:13:34,056
And died right after.
273
00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:37,228
- Hi, everybody.
- Julie.
274
00:13:37,311 --> 00:13:39,639
- Julie, what're you doing here?
- Hi.
275
00:13:40,132 --> 00:13:41,754
Picnic basket.
276
00:13:41,837 --> 00:13:43,759
Food! Food!
277
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:45,802
Arnold, Arnold,
take it easy.
278
00:13:45,885 --> 00:13:50,992
It's alright, Arnold. There is
plenty here for everybody.
279
00:13:50,993 --> 00:13:53,973
I have brought
my famous...
280
00:13:55,955 --> 00:13:57,675
...tuna casserole.
281
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:08,212
You will appreciate it when
you're a little bit hungrier.
282
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:09,857
Julie, about a thousand
years ago
283
00:14:09,857 --> 00:14:12,397
there was a great
famine in Europe.
284
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,221
If you ask those people at that
time, when they were starving
285
00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:19,686
to choose between death
and your tuna casserole
286
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:21,869
ninety eight percent
would've chosen death.
287
00:14:25,837 --> 00:14:28,080
I also brought
blankets to keep us
288
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,440
warm and toasty tonight.
289
00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:33,084
Julie, this is not a love-in.
290
00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:36,315
- This is a sit-in.
- I know the difference.
291
00:14:36,398 --> 00:14:39,580
In case you've forgotten,
I used to organize sit-ins.
292
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:43,425
Okay, we're all gonna
be here for a while.
293
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,790
So, let's entertain ourselves.
294
00:14:45,873 --> 00:14:47,333
Sit down.
295
00:14:48,116 --> 00:14:50,379
♪ Ninety nine bottles
of beer in the wall ♪
296
00:14:50,462 --> 00:14:51,462
♪ Ninety nine bottles
of beer-- ♪♪
297
00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:54,197
I love this song!
298
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,675
Stop, stop, there are no more
bottles of beer falling off
299
00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,367
any walls anywhere.
That's it.
300
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,610
It's time to go to sleep.
Beddy-bye time.
301
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,956
Oh, come on,
Mr. Kotter. It's early.
302
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:07,381
Let's get the girls
on that side of the room
303
00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:09,297
and the boys
on this side.
304
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,125
We're gonna sleep
'cause it's late.
305
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,345
- I need something to eat.
- Something to do.
306
00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:15,522
[Kotter] Come on, take a blanket.
Take a blanket, everybody.
307
00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,064
Mr. Kotter...
308
00:15:17,707 --> 00:15:20,790
...I think we got
a little problem here.
309
00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:22,034
What's the little
problem, Vinnie?
310
00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:26,272
Well, you see, I always make it
a practice to sleep in the nude.
311
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,561
Go ahead.
312
00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:37,299
You don't think
I will, do you?
313
00:15:40,544 --> 00:15:42,198
Well, you're darn
lucky it's so cold
314
00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:44,587
in here tonight,
I'll tell you that.
315
00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:45,407
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
316
00:15:45,407 --> 00:15:47,187
[Kotter] Hey, Vinnie,
where are you going?
317
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,509
Vinnie, this side of the room.
318
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:52,269
Get over here, Vinnie.
319
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,534
You don't seem
to understand somethin'.
320
00:15:54,617 --> 00:15:56,717
I'm Vinnie Barbarino.
321
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,828
Well, you can
Vinnie your Barbarino
322
00:15:59,882 --> 00:16:02,081
on this side of the room.
323
00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:04,465
[Kotter] Alright, everybody
got a blanket?
324
00:16:05,954 --> 00:16:08,012
Shutting off the lights.
325
00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:10,218
Anybody wants to leave
this hall light on, I will.
326
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:13,624
We are not babies,
Mr. Kotter.
327
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:19,457
Okay, see you tomorrow.
Let's sleep.
328
00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:24,569
[crying]
329
00:16:40,428 --> 00:16:44,773
I, I would have been
okay if I had my teddy.
330
00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,880
Well, you can't have your teddy.
331
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,291
Then how about Mrs. Kotter?
332
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,021
You can't have my teddy either.
333
00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:58,705
Just leave
the hall light on.
334
00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:00,248
[Arnold] Okay.
335
00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:09,328
Dear Lord...
336
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:12,797
...I know we're really close.
And I think that we would be--
337
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,818
Hey, Vinnie,
is that you praying?
338
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,561
Yeah, so what?
339
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,243
So nothin',
it's cool, man.
340
00:17:18,326 --> 00:17:20,219
Send my regards.
341
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,672
Now, where was I, Lord?
342
00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:25,936
Oh, that's right. Thanks.
343
00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:30,022
Now, I lay me down to sleep.
344
00:17:30,105 --> 00:17:32,867
Arnold Horshack at my feet.
345
00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:36,257
Ha ha ha.
346
00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:41,125
Dear Lord...
347
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,388
...please bless my mom.
348
00:17:43,471 --> 00:17:47,653
And all the girls
out there I ain't met yet.
349
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,430
Goodnight.
350
00:17:55,063 --> 00:17:57,005
- Hey, Horshack.
- Huh?
351
00:17:57,089 --> 00:17:58,414
Tell me something.
352
00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:01,272
You ever think
about what God is like?
353
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:02,815
Oh, yeah.
354
00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:05,779
I think he's short.
355
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:10,065
And he has a marvelous
sense of humor.
356
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,122
And a great laugh.
357
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:16,770
Hey, God can do anything.
358
00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:19,152
He can?
359
00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:21,878
She can.
360
00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:32,200
You know, she's sings
just like Aretha Franklin.
361
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,609
You know,
I-I think God is...
362
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:37,292
...is kinda tough,
you know?
363
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:38,792
But he's fair.
364
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:43,339
Sort of like, like John Wayne
in a white beard, you know?
365
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,202
[imitating John Wayne]
Alright, pilgrims.
366
00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:48,091
Move those clouds in a circle.
367
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,695
Well, I got my own idea
of what God is like.
368
00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:55,880
I know he's a sharp dresser.
369
00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,723
And he's good looking.
370
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:00,987
And of course he's Italian.
371
00:19:01,999 --> 00:19:03,137
Yeah?
372
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:07,282
If you ask me, all that stuff
about harps is lot of jive.
373
00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:10,607
God is backed up
by jazz rhythm section.
374
00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:13,043
He got a piano, a bass guitar
375
00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:15,853
and a drummer with
a good right foot.
376
00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:19,332
Well, I think that God is love.
377
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,367
And if God were here...
378
00:19:21,382 --> 00:19:23,664
...he would love
my tuna casserole.
379
00:19:26,328 --> 00:19:27,788
Hey, Mr. Kotter...
380
00:19:27,829 --> 00:19:30,590
...what's your feelings
on this subject?
381
00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:31,726
Well...
382
00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:35,330
...I think that, uh,
God is everywhere.
383
00:19:35,414 --> 00:19:37,436
Even in liver?
384
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:40,838
He's everywhere.
385
00:19:40,921 --> 00:19:42,840
He's in Times Square...
386
00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:45,179
...used to be in Ebbets Field.
387
00:19:45,263 --> 00:19:47,846
Spent a lot of time
in Ebbets Field.
388
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:49,690
He's moonlight in Vermont.
389
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,189
Autumn in New York.
390
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,078
All the standards.
391
00:19:53,656 --> 00:19:55,116
He's everywhere.
392
00:19:55,217 --> 00:19:59,441
With the possible expectation
of Epstein's gym locker.
393
00:20:01,854 --> 00:20:03,704
Got to sleep.
394
00:20:19,527 --> 00:20:22,228
Look at them.
395
00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:25,975
When they're all
asleep like that...
396
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:29,619
...they still
look like Sweathogs.
397
00:20:31,362 --> 00:20:32,822
Kotter, Kotter.
398
00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:35,667
You're still here?
399
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,532
Mr. Woodman.
400
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,360
Oh, we've been here all night.
401
00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:44,591
And we're gonna
stay here forever.
402
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:48,198
Or until Vinnie wakes up,
whichever comes first.
403
00:20:48,282 --> 00:20:51,501
Yeah, so what are you gonna do
about liver day now?
404
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,584
Nothing.
405
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,330
I couldn't do anything
if I wanted to.
406
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:58,138
Buchanan liver contract
still has three years to run.
407
00:20:58,277 --> 00:21:00,061
And besides, who cares
if a bunch of Sweathogs
408
00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:02,240
spend the night
in a classroom.
409
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,081
- Hello, everybody.
- Hi, there.
410
00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:06,005
- Hey, what it is?
- Hello, Mr. Woodman.
411
00:21:06,088 --> 00:21:08,350
My, but you certainly
look robust today.
412
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,936
Alright, Ludlow,
you're already class president.
413
00:21:10,955 --> 00:21:13,763
Stop pushing for my job.
414
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,002
Mr. Kotter...
415
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:16,738
...we are the
first wave of those
416
00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:19,293
who have decided
to join your cause.
417
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:20,976
More are coming!
418
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:23,418
This is a liver rebellion!
419
00:21:23,502 --> 00:21:25,037
Down with liver!
420
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,822
[all] Down with liver!
421
00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:28,214
Down with liver!
422
00:21:28,297 --> 00:21:30,679
- Down with liver!
- Alright, alright.
423
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,580
- Down with liver!
- Alright.
424
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,169
- Alright.
- Down with--
425
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,634
Since the real students
seem to dislike liver too
426
00:21:37,717 --> 00:21:40,840
I'll... I'll see if I can
work out a trade
427
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,054
with the principal
of New Utrecht.
428
00:21:43,138 --> 00:21:46,065
His students
are protesting chipped beef.
429
00:21:46,148 --> 00:21:48,674
And wait till you taste
the chipped beef?
430
00:21:48,757 --> 00:21:50,340
[laughing]
431
00:21:50,423 --> 00:21:52,184
Yeah, we still won.
432
00:21:52,184 --> 00:21:54,273
[all cheering]
433
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,581
Oh, oh, oh.
434
00:21:57,665 --> 00:22:00,359
- Arnold, Arnold, Arnold.
- Oh, oh, oh.
435
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:05,763
Arnold, it's much too early
in the morning to "oh oh."
436
00:22:07,508 --> 00:22:10,548
But, Mr. Kotter, don't you think
we ought to wake up Vinnie
437
00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:12,692
before we celebrate?
438
00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:16,701
Vinnie, Vinnie, get up.
We going to celebrate.
439
00:22:17,761 --> 00:22:19,221
[Kotter] Vinnie!
440
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,145
Looks like I'm gonna have to do
what my mother used to do.
441
00:22:22,228 --> 00:22:23,688
Go ahead.
442
00:22:24,532 --> 00:22:25,911
Vinnie?
443
00:22:25,994 --> 00:22:28,094
Come on, darling.
444
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,602
Come on, it's time to go
to school, honeybunch.
445
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:35,590
Come on, mama.
Five more minutes.
446
00:22:35,778 --> 00:22:37,878
Alright?
Alright, ma.
447
00:22:38,222 --> 00:22:39,182
Vinnie.
448
00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:41,509
Get up, you lazy bum!
449
00:22:41,529 --> 00:22:43,493
What are you gonna do,
sleep your life away?
450
00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:45,696
Up, up, up!
451
00:22:45,717 --> 00:22:47,177
Mom!
452
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,976
Congratulations, honey.
You won.
453
00:22:57,455 --> 00:22:58,958
Yeah, we won, huh?
454
00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:00,100
We beat him.
455
00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:01,542
We beat Woodman's liver.
456
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:03,282
Today Woodman's liver.
457
00:23:03,366 --> 00:23:06,564
Tomorrow my wife's
tuna casserole.
458
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,776
[theme music]
459
00:23:19,042 --> 00:23:21,284
- Could you give me a hand?
- Yeah, sure, baby.
460
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:25,070
Ever tell about my Uncle Jack
that was afraid to fly?
461
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,531
No.
462
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:28,452
He was afraid to fly, so my
Aunt Rose thought
463
00:23:28,452 --> 00:23:30,611
if she would take him in a plane
he would get over his fear.
464
00:23:30,694 --> 00:23:33,032
So up in the plane, these old
pre World War II planes
465
00:23:33,116 --> 00:23:34,457
you know,
open and everything
466
00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:36,068
and my Uncle Jack
is going crazy.
467
00:23:36,078 --> 00:23:38,060
He's sayin', "We're gonna die,
we're gonna get killed.
468
00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:40,279
You know how much
money a funeral cost?"
469
00:23:40,362 --> 00:23:42,640
Pilot says, "Look, Mr. Kotter,
if you please shut up
470
00:23:42,724 --> 00:23:45,226
when we get to the land, I won't
charge you for the flight."
471
00:23:45,246 --> 00:23:47,148
Well, when Uncle Jack
hears that, he shuts up.
472
00:23:47,148 --> 00:23:49,327
They land and the pilot says,
"You did it, Mr. Kotter.
473
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,652
Congratulations.
The flight is on me."
474
00:23:51,652 --> 00:23:53,752
Uncle Jack says, "Well, I almost
felt like opening my mouth.
475
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:56,955
Especially when Rose
fell out of the plane."
476
00:23:57,381 --> 00:23:58,841
♪♪
477
00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:06,323
[theme music]
478
00:24:11,134 --> 00:24:13,879
♪ Welcome back ♪
479
00:24:13,963 --> 00:24:17,535
♪ Your dreams were
your ticket out ♪
480
00:24:17,619 --> 00:24:19,798
♪ Welcome back ♪
481
00:24:19,881 --> 00:24:24,846
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
482
00:24:24,929 --> 00:24:29,025
♪ Well the names have all
changed since you hung around ♪
483
00:24:29,109 --> 00:24:33,595
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
484
00:24:33,678 --> 00:24:35,727
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
485
00:24:35,811 --> 00:24:37,382
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
486
00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:39,557
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
487
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,864
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
488
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:45,998
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause
we've got him on the spot ♪
489
00:24:46,081 --> 00:24:48,131
♪ Welcome back ♪
490
00:24:48,215 --> 00:24:50,264
♪ Welcome back
welcome back ♪
491
00:24:50,348 --> 00:24:52,397
♪ Welcome back ♪
492
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,659
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
493
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,792
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
494
00:24:56,876 --> 00:24:58,968
♪ Welcome back
welcome back ♪
495
00:24:59,052 --> 00:25:01,362
♪ 'Cause we've got
him on the spot ♪
496
00:25:01,446 --> 00:25:03,407
♪ Welcome back
welcome back ♪
497
00:25:03,491 --> 00:25:04,840
♪ Yeah we tease a... ♪♪
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