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Honey, why don't we get a pet?
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Hey, you know we're not allowed
to have pets in this apartment.
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No, I don't mean a dog or a cat.
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Why don't we get a bird?
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Hey, I ever tell you about the
parrot my Aunt Eileen got?
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No.
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The only thing the parrot
could say was who is it.
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So she brought the parrot home
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and she went out
to get some parrot food.
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While she was gone,
the butcher comes to the door.
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Knocks on the door.
Parrot hears the knock and says
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[mimicking parrot] "Who is it?"
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Butcher says,
"It's the butcher."
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The parrot says, "Who is it?"
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Butcher says, "It's the but..."
This is a true story.
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He says,
"The butcher, the butcher!"
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Butcher has a heart attack.
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Falls down right
in front of the door.
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My aunt comes home,
sees the butcher there.
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She says,
"Oh, my god! Who is it?"
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Parrot says,
"It's the butcher."
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[male announcer] "Welcome Back, Kotter"
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before a studio audience.
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♪ Welcome back ♪
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were your ticket out ♪
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have all changed ♪
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they'd lead ya ♪
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they'd lead ya ♪
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♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
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♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
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[coin clinks]
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- No way, no way.
- For real.
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I win.
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Hey, here's my man.
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My man, how'd your big date
go Saturday night?
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Big date, man? You jivin', man.
Who'd go out with him?
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- Vinnie fixed it up.
- That's right.
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Due to my stupefying talent
in females of the opposite sex...
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...I managed to fix up a date...
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...with the one, the only,
Rosalie Totsy.
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No, you mean...
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[all] Hotsy Totsy!
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You know, I remember
the time I took Hotsy out.
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- Hey!
- We were in the movies.
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Me and Hotsy at the beach.
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- Right there I am walking--
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
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Let the man speak.
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Go ahead. Tell us
all about you and Hotsy.
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Oh, okay.
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I borrowed my old man's cab
and went to pick her up.
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Yo, get to the good part.
Did anything happen?
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Oh, right away. I forgot
to turn the taxi sign off
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and we had to bring six people
to the airport.
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- Sshh!
- Arnold.
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Arnold, I wanna thank you
for last Saturday.
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- I had a really nice time.
- Hey, hot stuff.
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Oh, baby, shake that cake.
Go ahead.
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If you guys don't knock it off,
you're gonna be sorry.
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[all laughing]
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[bell ringing]
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Hey, look, Hotsy. I wanted to
thank you
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for being so nice to
my friend, Arnold here--
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Oh, you big dumb...
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You're gonna be sorry.
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[crying]
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Rosalie, come on.
We're gonna be late for class.
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[high pitched crying continues]
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Rosalie, you okay?
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Is something wrong?
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Rosalie, you wanna go
to the nurse?
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Why don't you tell me
what it is? I can help.
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[crying continues] No.
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Is it anything to do
with schoolwork?
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That figures.
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A boy? Are you crying
over a boy?
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Okay, good.
Now, we're gettin' somewhere.
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Is it a boy from class?
Boy from class.
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Rosalie, I'm gonna go
for the whole thing.
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Give me a hint.
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It's one word.
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Two syllables in the word.
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First syllable.
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Something you eat.
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You eat your hair?
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You eat your ear?
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Sounds like your hair.
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Something that sounds
like your hair. You eat it.
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It's, it's, um, it's, uh...
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A pear! A pear! A pear!
Okay, that's it. The first.
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Second syllable.
Second syllable's hand.
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It's crawling. A crawling hand?
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A thing that's crawling
on the ground.
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A bug? A bug.
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A-a-a small bug. Um, um, an ant.
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Pair of ants.
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Uh, pear-ants. I got it.
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You and a boy from class
are gonna be parents, right?
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Parents?
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[crying]
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Rosalie, let me
get this straight.
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You're gonna have a baby?
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And the father is
one of the Sweathogs?
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Yeah.
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Rosalie, so you're gonna be,
um, um, um, a mommy.
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Who's, uh, who's
gonna be the daddy?
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He knows who he is,
and he can step forward himself.
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[crying]
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Oh, sure, he'll step forward.
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Why do I get involved
with these kids?
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Or even talk to them?
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I might as well be talking
to a stone wall.
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I am talking to a stone wall.
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Here-here's the shot, here's
the shot, here's the shot.
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[coin clinks]
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Now, watch this. Watch this.
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You're late.
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That's your fourth tardy
this semester.
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Did you bring a note
from your mommy?
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[wheezy laughter]
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Boy, what an honor.
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In my class.
All four Marx brothers.
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Whacko, Stupo,
Jerko, and Dummo.
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Now, you clowns,
come on, sit down.
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We'll save the laughs for later.
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I have something very serious
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that I would like
to discuss today.
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I would like to talk
about responsibility.
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About you being accountable
for your own actions.
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I'd like to talk about...
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[snoring]
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Now, Washington, I know that
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you're only pretending
to be asleep.
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Oh, no, I'm not, man.
I'm sleepin'.
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I can just tell this is
gonna be another one of
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your boring speeches.
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Open your eyes, Washington.
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Or I'm gonna clap out
the erasers on your head.
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♪ Rise and shine ♪♪
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Alright, forget serious.
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I'm gonna talk about hoods.
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[all] Oh, yeah.
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Okay. As we all know, there are
many different kinds of hoods.
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There is childhood.
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Brotherhood.
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Sisterhood.
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Robin Hood.
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Fatherhood!
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I got another great idea.
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We're gonna play a game.
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[all] Alright.
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Okay, now, a simple game.
I'm gonna say a word.
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Then, I'm gonna point
to somebody in the class
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and you say
the first word that comes
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to your head. Right? Simple.
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Baby.
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Darling.
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- Sweetheart.
- Honey.
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We gotta stop meeting like this.
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New word, new word, new word.
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- Pregnant.
- Uh, Camp Feldman!
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Camp Feldman?
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Yeah. It's where
my sister went last summer.
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[all laughing]
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[bell ringing]
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I wanna see all the boys
after class. All the boys.
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- Come on.
- What's this man?
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We didn't do nothing.
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I'm glad you did that,
Mr. Kotter
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'cause I've something to say
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about responsibility too.
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Go ahead, go ahead.
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I'm pregnant.
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Rosalie, I didn't know
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you went to Camp Feldman.
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And one of you guys
is responsible.
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Well, I really would like to go
on chatting all day, fellows
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but I must catch a train.
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See ya.
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I'll see you in church,
Mr. Kotter.
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Uh, Rosalie,
can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure, Arnold. Shoot.
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Rosalie, are you busy
on Saturday?
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Why?
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You wanna get married?
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Why would I wanna do that for?
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'Cause I like you
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and I wanna make you honest.
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And I wanna give
your baby a name.
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You know, Horshack's a very
old and respected name.
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It means the cattle are dying.
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[indistinct]
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That's really
sweet of you, Arnold.
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But... I wanna marry
the father of my baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, you think about it.
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At least, if you married me, you
wouldn't be Hotsy Totsy no more.
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I'd be Hotsy Horshack?
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Rosalie, uh, can you meet me
here after your last class?
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I'd like you to come home
with me tonight.
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Sure.
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And you can call me Hotsy.
See ya.
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The cattle are dying?
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I don't know where Julie is.
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She's supposed to be
home by now.
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I mean, she should be
here any minute.
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Oh, relax.
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Be a guest.
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This is my apartment.
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I figured.
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That's my window.
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Well, why don't you sit
down here on your couch?
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That's my table.
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That's the carpet
on the floor there.
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Look, Mr. Kotter, you don't
have to feel uncomfortable.
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I understand what
you're trying to do.
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I know how hard it is for
a person of the older generation
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to cope with sex.
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And I really wanna thank you.
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Ahem. Hi.
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Hi-i.
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Julie, you've heard me
speak of Rosalie Totsy.
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Sure. Nice to meet you, Hotsy.
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Julie, uh...
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...may I have a little word
alone, okay?
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Alone? In this apartment?
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Rosalie, why don't you listen
to some music, huh?
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Here. You're cleared
for take-off.
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Julie, I'm glad you came here
when you did because just--
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- Oh, the lipstick?
- Yeah.
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That was really funny.
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- Just as you walked in.
- That was hysterical.
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She was kissing...
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[laughs]
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Well, it was like
a gratitude type of kiss.
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Uh, it was, she was,
basically what she was doing was
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thanking me because
she's gonna have a baby.
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Oh.
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Yeah, well, um, you see,
uh, she won't, uh...
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Julie, you don't believe it.
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Oh, no, but you just
keep on talking.
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Julie, Rosalie's gonna
have a baby and the father's
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one of the boys in my class
and she won't tell me who it is.
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So I brought her here so you
could do me a favor, find out.
256
00:13:19,714 --> 00:13:21,236
Come on, Julie.
You gotta help me.
257
00:13:21,319 --> 00:13:22,519
I don't know what else to do.
258
00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,649
Why don't you
talk to her parents?
259
00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:27,081
Because she trusts me not to.
260
00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:29,035
She says her parents
will kill her.
261
00:13:29,086 --> 00:13:31,025
Especially her father.
262
00:13:31,107 --> 00:13:32,568
Reverend Totsy.
263
00:13:36,499 --> 00:13:39,807
Julie, let us
reminisce for a while.
264
00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:43,371
Return with me now to those
thrilling days of yesteryear.
265
00:13:43,453 --> 00:13:44,934
Last yesteryear,
my last birthday
266
00:13:44,934 --> 00:13:47,737
when you didn't have money
to buy me a present.
267
00:13:47,738 --> 00:13:49,320
- Oh.
- So what did you do?
268
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:52,899
Well, instead you gave me this.
269
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,416
[chuckles]
270
00:13:56,328 --> 00:14:00,851
"This card entitles the bearer
to one giant favor.
271
00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:03,846
Happy birthday.
Love, Julie."
272
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:06,309
Aren't I cute?
273
00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:09,634
Well, I guess I'll just
leave you two alone to talk.
274
00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,877
I'll take out the garbage.
275
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,940
I already took out the garbage.
276
00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:16,205
I'll make new garbage.
277
00:14:20,852 --> 00:14:22,772
Rosalie, I'll be back
in a minute.
278
00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:25,226
I'm gonna take out the garbage.
279
00:14:34,279 --> 00:14:35,693
So...
280
00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,041
...this is our apartment.
281
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:43,295
That's our window.
282
00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:45,557
Uh, I've already been
through this with your husband.
283
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,521
I've seen it all, Mrs. Kotter.
284
00:14:48,604 --> 00:14:52,145
Look, Rosalie, my husband
told me about your problem.
285
00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:53,330
In this day and age
286
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:56,500
how did you ever get yourself
in such a mess?
287
00:14:57,775 --> 00:14:59,996
What I mean is...
288
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:03,125
...haven't you ever heard
of family planning?
289
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:06,111
You can't plan a family
in a '57 Chevy.
290
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:13,199
Rosalie, just
how pregnant are you?
291
00:15:13,282 --> 00:15:14,927
[clears throat]
292
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,611
I'm-I'm pretty pregnant.
293
00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:19,853
No, I'm looking for a number.
294
00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:22,835
- Two months? Three? Four?
- Four.
295
00:15:22,918 --> 00:15:25,240
Really? You don't look it.
296
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:27,125
- Okay, two.
- Aren't you sure?
297
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,388
What about three? You know,
I was never very good at math
298
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:34,741
Mrs. Kotter. I, I just wanna
get married and have my baby.
299
00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:38,440
And, uh, and I want
the father to step forward
300
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,843
because he loves me,
not because, not because
301
00:15:40,843 --> 00:15:43,599
someone forced him into it.
302
00:15:43,682 --> 00:15:45,724
Hi, how we doing?
303
00:15:47,235 --> 00:15:49,846
Got to know each other yet?
Hey, you need some more time?
304
00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:52,126
I'll make some more garbage.
305
00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:56,734
Wow, he's just as freaky
at home as he's in school.
306
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:59,536
She didn't learn
nothing neither. Bye.
307
00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:03,982
I wanna know,
and I wanna know now!
308
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:06,436
Have you ever dated
Rosalie Totsy?
309
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:11,111
What was the question?
310
00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:14,634
You heard the question.
What's the answer?
311
00:16:14,717 --> 00:16:17,321
Hey, Vinnie, tell him
about Lowe's Oriental.
312
00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:19,661
How the "Ten Commandments"
was on the screen
313
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,927
and you and Hotsy
was in the balcony
314
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:23,229
breakin' nine of 'em.
315
00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:26,423
[all laughing]
316
00:16:28,716 --> 00:16:31,917
Alright, what about the balcony
at Lowe's Oriental?
317
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,322
So maybe I exaggerated
a little.
318
00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:35,780
Turkey.
319
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:39,925
One of you is responsible.
320
00:16:55,631 --> 00:16:58,416
You ain't gonna pin this rap
on me. I know my rights.
321
00:16:58,499 --> 00:17:00,512
This isn't courtroom, Epstein.
322
00:17:00,522 --> 00:17:03,003
This is a classroom.
323
00:17:03,086 --> 00:17:05,844
And you don't have any rights.
324
00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:08,190
I wanna know,
and I wanna know now.
325
00:17:08,273 --> 00:17:11,364
Have you ever dated
Rosalie Totsy?
326
00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:14,840
[indistinct whispering]
I did date her
a couple of times, but...
327
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:18,268
I can't hear you.
328
00:17:18,351 --> 00:17:20,795
Yeah, yeah I went
out with Rosalie
329
00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:22,401
but nothin' ever happened.
330
00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:24,824
[all laughing]
331
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:30,109
Hey, it was the first time in my
life that nothin' ever happened.
332
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,770
Hey, man, what about
the time you told me
333
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:34,170
you was at Coney Island beach?
334
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,594
You said you and Hotsy made
an imprint in the sand
335
00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:39,209
that the lifeguards
are still talkin' about.
336
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,836
[laughing]
337
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,491
What about you, Mr. Laughs?
338
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:50,342
I believe I'm allowed
one phone call.
339
00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:54,084
Just tell me
about you and Rosalie.
340
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,167
Ain't nothin' to tell, man.
341
00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,254
I ain't never
even dated that chick.
342
00:17:57,254 --> 00:17:59,890
- Then, why'd you say you did?
- Why not?
343
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,301
I am deeply disappointed.
344
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,407
You can't even trust
a guy named Washington
345
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:08,285
to tell you the truth.
346
00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:10,311
So I guess
that settles it, huh?
347
00:18:10,394 --> 00:18:12,976
Congratulations, Horshack.
You're the father.
348
00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:15,353
[all cheering]
349
00:18:15,436 --> 00:18:16,939
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
350
00:18:17,023 --> 00:18:19,618
He only went out
with that chick last weekend.
351
00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:22,680
And I thought
I was a fast worker.
352
00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:32,335
I'd like to thank everybody
who voted for me.
353
00:18:34,538 --> 00:18:39,263
But I think you ought to know
Rosalie says I didn't do it.
354
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:41,488
So nobody did it?
355
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:43,241
I think we should
put a candle in the window
356
00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:44,652
because the last time
this happened
357
00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:47,398
three wise men came
from the East.
358
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,932
Okay, that's it!
359
00:18:59,015 --> 00:19:00,837
Somebody in here is lying.
360
00:19:00,837 --> 00:19:02,820
Now, I am gonna find out who.
361
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:05,801
and I'm gonna
find out right now.
362
00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:10,949
Thanks for droppin' in.
363
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,648
Okay, Rosalie, you stay here.
364
00:19:12,732 --> 00:19:14,511
The rest of you girls,
back to the library.
365
00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:16,312
How're we gonna learn anything?
366
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:20,100
Listen, I don't mind if they
stay. I've got nothin' to hide.
367
00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:23,702
All the boys get up
and get against the wall.
368
00:19:23,785 --> 00:19:25,128
[all clamoring]
369
00:19:25,211 --> 00:19:28,370
- Get against the wall.
- Oh, man.
370
00:19:28,454 --> 00:19:31,836
Rosalie, I insist
that you identify the father
371
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:34,638
and I insist that
you do it right now.
372
00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:36,095
[clears throat]
373
00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:51,891
Bet they all denied it.
374
00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:55,037
Boy! Did they deny it.
375
00:19:58,992 --> 00:20:01,653
You still denyin' it?
376
00:20:01,736 --> 00:20:03,196
[all] Yeah.
377
00:20:03,378 --> 00:20:06,081
Well, if they all said
nothin' ever happened
378
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,744
then, I guess I'm not pregnant.
379
00:20:08,744 --> 00:20:09,662
[all] What?
380
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,203
Huh?
381
00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:14,475
Hey, can she do that?
382
00:20:23,652 --> 00:20:25,066
Not pregnant?
383
00:20:26,462 --> 00:20:28,682
You're not pregnant?
384
00:20:28,765 --> 00:20:31,225
Rosalie, why did you tell me
that you were?
385
00:20:31,308 --> 00:20:33,510
Mr. Kotter, do you've
any idea what it's like
386
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:37,064
going through life
as Hotsy Totsy?
387
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,194
Bein' treated like you're
easy when you ain't.
388
00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:41,535
Even you believed them.
389
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:44,055
So, well, that's when
I decided, gettin' even
390
00:20:44,082 --> 00:20:45,823
would be the best revenge.
391
00:20:45,904 --> 00:20:48,387
Now, I got all these
clowns on record.
392
00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:51,170
It's official. I ain't easy.
393
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:53,063
I'm a lady.
394
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,615
[bell rings]
395
00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,590
- Arnold? Arnold?
- Huh?
396
00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:11,956
Uh, uh-uh, I wanna thank you
for being so valiant
397
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,759
while I was pregnant.
398
00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:17,263
You're a true gentlemen.
399
00:21:17,347 --> 00:21:20,572
And if you're still free
for Saturday, so am I.
400
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:23,559
We can go to the airport.
Alone this time.
401
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:25,482
Who knows?
402
00:21:28,751 --> 00:21:30,165
[thud]
403
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,470
Rosalie...
404
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,592
...I still don't
understand one thing.
405
00:21:47,676 --> 00:21:49,590
Why? Just tell me why.
406
00:21:49,657 --> 00:21:51,677
Why did you involve me in this?
407
00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:53,282
Oh, that's easy, Mr. Kotter.
408
00:21:53,282 --> 00:21:56,185
Because you're always buttin'
in where you don't belong.
409
00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,560
But thank you.
410
00:22:04,036 --> 00:22:05,496
Oh, yes.
411
00:22:07,019 --> 00:22:09,821
Used by a woman once again.
412
00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:12,466
And then just cast aside.
413
00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:14,010
Oh, Kotter!
414
00:22:22,464 --> 00:22:24,466
Gabe, I've been thinking.
415
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:27,832
Maybe you're not too young
to be a father.
416
00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:31,819
Julie, we talked about this
before we were married.
417
00:22:31,902 --> 00:22:35,072
We both decided that
we should wait for a while.
418
00:22:41,196 --> 00:22:43,417
It's been a while.
419
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,139
No, it hasn't.
420
00:22:47,303 --> 00:22:49,763
It's not gonna be a while, uh...
421
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,652
...for a while.
422
00:22:54,252 --> 00:22:56,103
Go to sleep.
423
00:23:01,398 --> 00:23:03,889
Gabe, don't you want a family?
424
00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:05,995
I have a family.
425
00:23:06,446 --> 00:23:07,788
You're my family.
426
00:23:07,871 --> 00:23:10,694
And I just wanna
keep it that way.
427
00:23:11,074 --> 00:23:12,880
For a while.
428
00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:18,639
I love you.
429
00:23:19,103 --> 00:23:21,127
I love you, honey.
430
00:23:31,157 --> 00:23:34,057
Good. Tomorrow call my mother
and explain to her
431
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:36,424
why you're not pregnant.
432
00:23:44,628 --> 00:23:46,607
[theme song]
433
00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:54,337
♪ Welcome back ♪
434
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:58,254
♪ Your dreams
were your ticket out ♪
435
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,518
♪ Welcome back ♪
436
00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:05,130
♪ To that same old place
that you laughed about ♪
437
00:24:05,213 --> 00:24:07,481
♪ Well the names
have all changed ♪
438
00:24:07,564 --> 00:24:09,570
♪ Since you hung around ♪
439
00:24:09,653 --> 00:24:14,009
♪ But those dreams have remained
and they've turned around ♪
440
00:24:14,092 --> 00:24:16,316
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
441
00:24:16,399 --> 00:24:18,144
♪ Who'd have thought
they'd lead ya ♪
442
00:24:18,227 --> 00:24:20,320
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
443
00:24:20,403 --> 00:24:22,322
♪ Back here where we need ya ♪
444
00:24:22,405 --> 00:24:24,498
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
445
00:24:24,581 --> 00:24:26,674
♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
446
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,720
♪ Welcome back ♪
447
00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:30,983
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
448
00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:33,115
♪ Welcome back ♪
449
00:24:33,198 --> 00:24:35,291
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
450
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,468
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
451
00:24:37,551 --> 00:24:39,557
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
452
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,688
♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
453
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,865
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
454
00:24:43,948 --> 00:24:45,954
♪ Yeah we tease him a lot ♪
455
00:24:46,037 --> 00:24:48,130
♪ 'Cause we've got him
on the spot ♪
456
00:24:48,213 --> 00:24:50,524
♪ Welcome back ♪
457
00:24:50,607 --> 00:24:52,613
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
458
00:24:52,696 --> 00:24:54,659
♪ Welcome back ♪
459
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♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
460
00:24:57,092 --> 00:24:59,315
♪ Welcome back ♪
461
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,447
♪ Welcome back welcome back ♪
462
00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:04,838
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