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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:07,404 - "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet," presented by-- 2 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:08,699 [theme music] 3 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,314 [SINGING] Hotpoint, Hotpoint, Hotpoint 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:15,055 changes your viewpoint automatically, 5 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:20,759 because Hotpoint makes the finest things electrically. 6 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:27,070 New push-button ranges that you adore, refrigerator superstore. 7 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:30,421 So keep the food that suits your mood. 8 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:33,562 Get your wishes, and wash those dishes. 9 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:37,985 Everyone knows Hotpoint is best for clothes, washes 'em clean 10 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,465 and dries 'em smooth. 11 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:42,524 Your disposition it will surely soothe. 12 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:48,141 Hotpoint brings all this to you with the Nelson family, too. 13 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:53,785 Ozzie, Harriet, David, Ricky, "The Ozzie and Harriet Show." 14 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:56,803 [theme music] 15 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:05,459 - And now Hotpoint presents America's favorite family 16 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,977 comedy, "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet," 17 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,771 starring the entire Nelson family. 18 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:15,548 Here is Ozzie, who plays the part of Ozzie Nelson. 19 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:19,124 And of course, his lovely wife, Harriet, as Harriet Nelson. 20 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:22,563 The older of the Nelson boys, David, appears as David Nelson. 21 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:25,391 And his younger brother, the irrepressible Ricky, 22 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,170 played by Ricky Nelson. 23 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:30,484 The Nelson's next-door neighbor Thorny is played by Don DeFore. 24 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:34,442 [theme music] 25 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,234 - Hey, Mom? - Mhm. 26 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,232 - Have you seen the screwdriver around here? 27 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,324 - I don't think so. 28 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,152 - Pop said he left it here. 29 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,150 - Well, it must be here someplace then. 30 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:51,332 I've been busy getting dinner. 31 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,239 Hey, stay out of that cookie jar. 32 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:55,594 - I thought you're too busy to notice anything. 33 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:57,684 - I don't want you to spoil your dinner. 34 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,733 We're having an especially good one tonight, too. 35 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,378 We're having company. - Oh, who's coming? 36 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,082 - Mr. Dipple. - Oh, terrific. 37 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,820 Maybe he can fix my record player. 38 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,780 He's very good at electrical stuff, you know. 39 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:07,779 - No, I didn't know. 40 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:08,780 - Hi, Mom. 41 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,041 - Hello, dear. 42 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:11,483 Ah, ah, ah! 43 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,129 Out of the cookie jar, David. 44 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:14,793 - What's the matter with you? 45 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,657 - I just want you to eat a good dinner tonight, my boy. 46 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,528 - Oh, we're having company for dinner, huh? 47 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,270 - Golly, how'd you know? 48 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,231 - Oh, I've been around here a little longer than you have, 49 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:23,929 little man. 50 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:24,926 Who's coming over, Mom? 51 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,357 - Mr. Dipple. 52 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,244 Your father invited him for a home-cooked meal. 53 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:29,925 Mrs. Dipple's out of town for a few days. 54 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,332 - Oh, that's swell. 55 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,845 Maybe he can fix the clutch on my motorbike. 56 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,678 - Now, he's coming over here to have dinner, 57 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:36,496 not to fix things for you two guys. 58 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,644 - Oh, he likes to fix things, Mom. 59 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:39,637 - Are you sure? 60 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,118 - Oh, sure. 61 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,678 - Oh, well then maybe he can tell me what's 62 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,294 wrong with my hair dryer. 63 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,555 But let's wait until after dinner to ask him, huh? 64 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,258 - Oh, sure. That's just diplomacy. 65 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,335 - What do you mean by "diplomacy," David? 66 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,564 - Well, instead of asking him when he first comes in, 67 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,044 we wait until Mom's fed him one of her delicious dinners. 68 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,255 You know Mom's about the best cook in the whole world. 69 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:58,964 - Oh, heck yeah. 70 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,701 Mom is the greatest, especially when it comes to cookies. 71 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,053 - Can't I just have one before dinner, Mom? 72 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,664 They smell so good. 73 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:07,194 - Well, OK. 74 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:08,927 You can each have a couple, but not too many. 75 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:09,928 - Gee, thanks, Mom. 76 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,499 - Thanks, Mom. 77 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,797 Well, David, would you explain that to me again? 78 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,593 Just what is diplomacy? 79 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:18,629 - Are you kidding? 80 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:22,033 [theme music] 81 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,394 - Well, can I give you a hand with those, Oz? 82 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:32,385 - Uh, that's all right. Thanks, Wally. 83 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,946 I got them. 84 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,564 I think I'll put the car in the garage. 85 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,394 - Uh, oh. [laughs] 86 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,310 - Oh. [laughs] 87 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:42,308 - Oh, hey. 88 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,479 Hey, I got it. 89 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:45,014 - [laughs] 90 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,837 - Uh, I'm afraid the car's a little too close, Oz. 91 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:48,836 - Oh, yeah. 92 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,487 I think you're right. 93 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:51,541 Well, the heck with it. 94 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,096 I'll leave it in the driveway. 95 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,023 - You know, I hate to brag, but I 96 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:57,627 found a way to eliminate this garage door nuisance over 97 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,019 at our house. 98 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,111 - Well, what did you do, take the door off? 99 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,420 - No. [laughs] 100 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:02,585 Nothing so drastic. 101 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,160 I-- I rigged up an automatic door. 102 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,847 You know, it's like an electric eye, 103 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,944 and the garage door opens while you're still in the car. 104 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,033 - Oh, I've heard about those, but I've never known 105 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,642 anybody who owned one before. 106 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:12,733 Where'd you buy it? 107 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:13,821 - Oh, I didn't buy it, Oz. 108 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:14,909 I rigged it up myself. 109 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,257 It wasn't too difficult. 110 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,476 - Hey, that's darn clever. 111 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,166 - Oh, hiya, Mr. Dipple. Hiya, Pop. 112 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,573 - Hello, Ricky. - Hello, son. 113 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,126 - Say, do you think you could fix my record 114 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,053 player after dinner if I ask you real diplomatically? 115 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:25,046 - Well, no, no. - Oh. 116 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,477 - Now, just a second, Rick. 117 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,404 Mr. Dipple is here to relax and enjoy himself. 118 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,049 - Now, I'll tell you what I'll do, Rick. 119 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:31,272 I'll make it deal with you. 120 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,661 I'll fix your player if you teach me 121 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,745 how to comb my hair like you do yours. 122 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,584 - [laughs] 123 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,282 That's easy, Wally. 124 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,979 All you need is an egg beater and a little axle grease. 125 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:41,976 - [laughs] 126 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,457 - [laughs] 127 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,417 Thank you. 128 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:48,326 [theme music] 129 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:49,332 - Dropped them. 130 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,813 [laughter] 131 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,163 Oh, that was a wonderful dinner, Harriet. 132 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,164 - Oh, thank you, Wally. 133 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,855 I'm glad you liked it. 134 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:59,212 - That apple pie was the best I ever tasted in my life. 135 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:00,782 - Hey, wouldn't you like another piece, Wally? 136 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,479 - Oh, no thank you, Oz. Don't let me stop you, though. 137 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,216 - Oh, come on, Wally, just one more. 138 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,867 - Oh, no, really. Three is my limit. 139 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,311 I've got to waddle home tonight. 140 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:08,827 [laughter] 141 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,480 - You don't have to worry about that, Mr. Dipple. 142 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,224 I can give you a ride home on my motorbike. 143 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,915 That is, if I can get it started. 144 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,182 I've been having a lot of trouble with it lately. 145 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,525 I-- - Not yet, David. 146 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,884 - Now, now, now wait a minute, you guys. 147 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,283 Stop dropping hints all over the place. 148 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,576 - Well-- 149 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:21,671 - Mr. Dipple's here to enjoy himself. 150 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,059 - Oz, I-- - Now, I-- I-- 151 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,452 I really mean it. 152 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,015 Besides, I'd kind of like to hear more 153 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,761 about that automatic garage door of yours, Wally. 154 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,682 - Oh, nothing spectacular about that. 155 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,287 - Oh, you mean you've actually invented 156 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,898 a garage door that's automatic? 157 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,198 - Well, it's not exactly an original idea. 158 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,245 But this particular design is my own. 159 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,300 It-- it works on the same principle as the electric eye. 160 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,207 - Golly, that must've taken a lot of work. 161 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,522 - Well, I spent several months on the details, Rick. 162 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,868 But the actual installation's very simple. 163 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,778 - Well, sounds like a wonderful time saver, a garage 164 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,484 door that opens automatically. - Yeah. 165 00:05:51,612 --> 00:05:53,352 I think you ought to put it on the market, Wally. 166 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,353 - Yes. - Oh. 167 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:55,794 [laughs] Everybody says that. 168 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,840 But frankly, Oz, I am no businessman. 169 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:01,317 - Well, this sounds like a natural to me, though. 170 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,098 I know I'd sure like to have one. 171 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,972 - Well, I'll install one for you tomorrow. 172 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,323 - Oh, [laughs] no. 173 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,983 I couldn't put you to all that trouble. 174 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,666 - Well, it's no trouble at all, Oz, and I'd like to do it. 175 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:14,545 - Well, under one condition, that I pay for all the material 176 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:15,548 and do all the work. 177 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,159 You just tell me how to do it. 178 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,939 - We'll talk about that tomorrow. 179 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:22,025 Harriet, I'm sorry to eat and run. 180 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:23,644 - Oh, I understand, Wally. 181 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:25,214 - Thanks again for that wonderful dinner. 182 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:26,431 - Any time at all. 183 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,780 - We'll show you to the door, Wally. 184 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:28,649 - Goodnight, boys. - Goodnight, Mr. Dipple. 185 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,219 - Goodnight, Mr. Dipple. 186 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:32,696 - I think your hat is right out in the hall here. 187 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,517 - I guess we're not very good at diplomacy. 188 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:35,955 - What do you mean? 189 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:37,661 - I wanted Mr. Dipple to fix my record player. 190 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,088 You wanted him to fix a motorbike. 191 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:40,624 And Mom wanted him to fix a hairdryer. 192 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:41,618 - Yeah. [laughs] 193 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,049 How about that? 194 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,095 - I guess Pop must be smarter than we think. 195 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,710 He won, and he wasn't even playing. 196 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:57,897 [theme music] 197 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:03,993 [knocking on door] 198 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:04,949 - Morning, Harriet. 199 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,026 - Oh, hi, Wally. 200 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:07,124 Come on in. 201 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,122 You beat Ozzie. 202 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:09,123 He isn't up yet. 203 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:10,824 - Oh, yes, I am. [laughs] 204 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,212 - Well. - Good morning, Wally. 205 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,874 - Hiya, Oz. - Well, all set for the big job. 206 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,218 - Oh, well, there's really not too much to do. 207 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:19,348 - Now, I told you last night I'm going to do all the work. 208 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:20,792 Just want to find my tools first. 209 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,218 Harriet, have you seen my screwdriver? 210 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,624 - Well, you better have some breakfast first. 211 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,007 - Well, no. 212 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,270 I'd like to get started as soon as possible. 213 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:27,752 - How about you, Wally? - No, thank you. 214 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,492 I've had breakfast. I'll tell you what I'll do. 215 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,453 I'll go out and get my stuff out of the car, huh? 216 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:32,971 - Uh, all right, Wally. I'll be right out. 217 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,584 I just want to find my screwdriver. 218 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,365 - Well, dear, don't you want your breakfast? 219 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:37,499 - Oh. [grunts] 220 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:38,811 Well, I tell you what, Harriet. 221 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:39,806 Why don't you put it in my lunch pail, 222 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,157 and I'll eat it on the job? 223 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:48,685 - There you are, Rick. 224 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:49,726 I think it'll work now. 225 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,730 - Gee, thanks a lot, Mr. Dipple. 226 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:54,042 - See, I'm sorry to keep you waiting like this, Wally. 227 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,869 - Oh, say, I'm the one who should apologize. 228 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:58,087 Now, I-- I hope you're not going to be disappointed. 229 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,606 - Well, what happened? [laughs] 230 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,520 Did you leave part of the automatic door at home? 231 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:02,565 - No. 232 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:05,439 Uh, I've installed it already. 233 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,532 - Gee, you shouldn't have gone to all that trouble. 234 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,531 - Oh, hey, Pop, it wasn't any trouble. 235 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:10,883 - No, of course not. 236 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,192 And Ricky was a big help too. - [laughs] 237 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,487 - Sure. 238 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:14,843 I got your screwdriver for him, Pop. 239 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:17,372 - Oh, so that's what happened to it. 240 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,497 Well, [laughs] evidently, you got along pretty well 241 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:20,889 without me. 242 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:23,072 - Oz, I saved the best part of all for you. 243 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:24,628 Shall we give it a try? - Oh, yeah, sure. 244 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:25,715 - Oh, boy. Let's go. 245 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,417 - OK, Oz. 246 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,513 Just get in the car and follow instructions. 247 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:33,602 Get in, Ricky. 248 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:36,776 All right. 249 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:37,817 Now, you ready? - Yeah. 250 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:38,872 - OK. 251 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,956 One long blast on the horn. 252 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:41,955 - Roger. 253 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,866 [horn honking] 254 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:45,221 - Yeah. 255 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:48,440 Now flash the lights on and off twice. 256 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,881 - Once, twice. 257 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:51,918 - Gee. 258 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,663 How about that? 259 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:56,144 - Hey, that's amazing. 260 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:57,154 - [laughs] 261 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,575 - Oh, golly. 262 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,542 N-- now, how do you get it down? 263 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,500 - Oh, oh, well, when the car goes through here, 264 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:03,979 it breaks this beam, you see? 265 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,458 Now it comes down automatically. 266 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:06,498 - [laughs] 267 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,643 Well, that's wonderful, Wally. 268 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:09,765 - You like it? 269 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,157 - Gee, who wouldn't? 270 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:12,679 - Hey, [laughs] what's going on here? 271 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,643 - Oh, hiya, Thorny. - Hi, Oz, Wally. 272 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,861 - Hello, Thorny. - Thorny, you're just in time. 273 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,211 We're making history right here in our yard today. 274 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,601 - Well, I don't know about that. 275 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:21,914 But you're making a heck of a lot of noise. 276 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,389 [laughter] 277 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,129 - Stand right there. 278 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,440 You're about to witness the most amazing demonstration you've 279 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,657 ever seen. 280 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:29,995 - Let me do it, Pop. - OK. 281 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,354 [car door closes] 282 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,571 One long honk of the horn. 283 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,364 [horn honking] 284 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,012 Two flashes of the light. 285 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,853 Now watch the garage door. 286 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,196 - Oz, that's terrific. 287 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,935 That's sensational. - Isn't it, though? 288 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,366 - Isn't that great, Mr. Thornberry? 289 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,722 That's an electric eye opening. 290 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:52,722 - [laughs] 291 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:53,723 - Yeah. 292 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:54,944 - And that breaks the beam. 293 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,512 Now watch it. 294 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,249 - Hey, it comes down automatic, too! 295 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,990 That's terrific! - [laughs] 296 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,911 - Boy, I'm going to tell everybody about this. 297 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,596 Don't wear it out before I get back, Pop. 298 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,693 [laughter] 299 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:06,822 - Where'd you get it, Oz? 300 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,044 - It's Wally's invention. 301 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,482 - No kidding? 302 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,829 - Oh, well, there's several on the market. 303 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,698 But I-- I did work out this one myself. 304 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,399 - Wally, I think it's great. 305 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,956 When you planning on putting this one on the market? 306 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,663 - That's the same thing I asked him. 307 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,751 - Oh, well, I don't think it'd have any commercial value. 308 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,270 - Oh-- - Wally, are you kidding?! 309 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,143 Why, a thing like this would sell like hotcakes! 310 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,284 - Yeah. 311 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,486 Well, I have had several nibbles, 312 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,145 as I told you last night, Oz. 313 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,278 Here's one of the cards here. 314 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,891 - Jackson Bensfield. - Yeah, yeah. 315 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,241 He's a big industrialist. 316 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,810 He's contacted me several times. 317 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,157 - I-- I think Wally ought to call him up. 318 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:39,067 - Got pretty nice engraving on the cards, Oz. 319 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,383 Why don't you call him, Wally? 320 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:41,549 - Oh, I don't know. 321 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,164 Um, as I was telling you, Oz, I-- 322 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,644 I'm an awful businessman. 323 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,524 - Well, all you have to do is call the man up 324 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,466 and make an appointment. It's as easy is that. 325 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,434 - That's all there is to it. - Yeah. 326 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,561 I know it sounds easy. 327 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,353 But I get all-- 328 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,957 I'll tell you what I will do. 329 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,828 If you two would like to handle the business end, I'd-- 330 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,609 I'd be happy to have you as partners, 331 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:02,844 uh, because, as I said before, I'm an awful businessman. 332 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,096 - What do you say, Thorny? 333 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,968 - Well, Oz, I think it's great. 334 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,710 I'll call the man up right away. - Good! 335 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,411 We'll get the ball rolling. 336 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,318 - Why, we'll have a Dipple Door on every garage in town! 337 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,503 It looks like you've made yourself a deal, Wally. 338 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,239 [laughter] - Well, I have made a deal. 339 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,680 Maybe I'm not such a bad businessman after all. 340 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,237 [laughter] 341 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,954 [theme music] 342 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,950 [knocking on door] 343 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,296 - Well, hi, Thorny. - Hi, Oz. 344 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,574 It's all set. 345 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,917 I talked to Mr. Bensfield, and he's 346 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,736 very interested in the idea. - Oh, wonderful. 347 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,444 What did he have to say? 348 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,221 - Well, for one thing, he said I couldn't have called him 349 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,704 at a better time. 350 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:45,884 And guess who was sitting right in the office? 351 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,179 - Who, for goodness sake? 352 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,835 - Six of the biggest oil men in Texas. 353 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,269 - How about that? 354 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,615 - They were looking for a promising investment, 355 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:52,844 and Mr. Bensfield said this should 356 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:53,933 be just the deal for them. 357 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,191 - No kidding? 358 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,853 That sounds wonderful, Thorny. - Yeah. 359 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,147 Naturally, we'll have to put up a small amount of money. 360 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,683 - Well, what for? 361 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,367 - Well, our corporation will be expected 362 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,164 to pay for the patents and the blueprints 363 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,118 and that sort of stuff. 364 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,326 - Oh, yeah. 365 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,994 Well, th-- that sounds reasonable. 366 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,508 - Uh, Mr. Bensfield want to see us this afternoon at 2 367 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,031 o'clock sharp. 368 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,945 See, he's catching a plane for Washington at 3:00. 369 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,210 Oz, this guy is a real operator. 370 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,262 [laughs] 371 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,606 - Sounds like a hot pistol! 372 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,296 - Yeah. 373 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,743 - Hey, we'd better hurry. 374 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,309 I've got to get upstairs and change my clothes. 375 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,736 - Change your clothes? 376 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,352 Oz, you look great just the way you are. 377 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,702 - Oh, no, Thorny. 378 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:26,792 First impressions are very important. 379 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,230 - [groans] 380 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,486 - We want to look fairly successful ourselves. 381 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:30,788 Come on. Let's get going. 382 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,584 - [groans] - What's all the excitement? 383 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,538 - Oh, Harriet, Thorny and I have a very important business 384 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,886 engagement. 385 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,496 Would you mind going out back and picking 386 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:38,536 us a couple of carnations to put in our buttonhole? 387 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,190 - Ah, never mind the carnations. 388 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,244 Let's walk in there really looking successful. 389 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,630 We'll stop by a flower shop and pick up a couple of orchids 390 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,774 to wear. 391 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,990 [theme music] 392 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:58,821 - Thorny? 393 00:12:58,952 --> 00:12:59,822 Thorny? 394 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,263 - Just a minute. - Come on. 395 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,649 Hurry up. 396 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,172 We've only got about 10 minutes. - Hi, Oz. 397 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,995 Don't worry. We got plenty of time. 398 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,833 - Harriet got a carnation for each of us. 399 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,311 - Oh, fine. 400 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,880 - Wait a minute. 401 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,657 What kind of an outfit do you call this? 402 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,842 - Well, it's my best sport coat, Oz. 403 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,358 - Well, I know, Thorny, but we're not going to play golf. 404 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,712 This is a meeting with an important businessman. 405 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,982 Why didn't you wear your dark suit, the same as I did? 406 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,715 - Oz, that's the idea, to give it a air of casualness, 407 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,107 a nonchalance. 408 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,370 - Well, OK. Come on. 409 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,162 Let's hurry up. 410 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,066 - Oh, it won't matter, Oz, if we're 15 or 20 seconds late. 411 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,421 Now what are you going to do? 412 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,160 - I want to make sure this door is locked. 413 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,431 I've got some valuable tools in there. 414 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:38,945 Oh, doggone it. 415 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,209 - What's the matter? 416 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,951 - I don't have much gas. 417 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,262 Uh, do you think we have time to stop at the gas station? 418 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,258 - Oh, no, no, no, Oz. Come on. 419 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,649 Let's take my car. 420 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,182 - Well, I'll put this in the garage first. 421 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,435 - OK. 422 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:50,697 I'll open the door. - Wait a minute. 423 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,700 Thorny. 424 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,791 Come back here. 425 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,399 Haven't you forgotten something? 426 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:55,659 The Dipple Automatic Door? 427 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,661 - [laughs] 428 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,452 Oh-ho, that's right. 429 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,316 Can you imagine the president of the organization forgetting 430 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,838 that? [laughs] 431 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,151 - The president of the organization? 432 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,668 When did this happen? 433 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,721 - Well, I just elected myself a few minutes ago. 434 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,497 - I think Dipple and I ought to have something 435 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,071 to say about that. 436 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,198 - Look, Oz, we haven't got time to argue about it. 437 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,589 Now come on. Let's go. 438 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,552 - Let's see now, one long blast of the horn, 439 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,901 two flashes of the light. 440 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,211 [car starts] 441 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,690 [engine revs] 442 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,740 [horn honking] 443 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,276 - Oz, that darn thing is amazing. 444 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,628 - Isn't it, though? 445 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,317 Well, you know, with the proper campaign, 446 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,024 we ought to sell a lot of those. - Yeah. 447 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,412 The first thing we got to think of, though, 448 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,504 is a slogan, something like, "Your comfort 449 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,463 is triple with a door by Dipple." 450 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,202 - [laughs] 451 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,813 Well, we'll take up all that stuff at a conference. 452 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,174 - Hey, Oz, the door is closed. 453 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,815 - Well, certainly, it's closed. 454 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,299 Thorny, you keep forgetting this is an automatic door. 455 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,170 It opens and closes by itself. 456 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,171 - Well, I know it's automatic from the outside, 457 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:16,353 but how do you open it from the inside? 458 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,610 - Well, didn't Dipple tell you? 459 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,832 - No, he didn't. 460 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,052 - Well, I guess you just lift it up by hand. 461 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,052 Is there a handle on it? 462 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,534 - Well, I don't see one. 463 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,063 [banging] 464 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,322 - Can't budge it, huh? 465 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,581 - Nope. 466 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,634 - Oh, well then, obviously, you must use the same combination 467 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,980 from the inside that you use from the outside, you know, 468 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:41,681 one long beep of the horn and two flicks of the lights. 469 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,041 [horn honking] 470 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,431 - Nope. 471 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,042 Didn't work, Oz. 472 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,042 - Why not? 473 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,313 It worked before. 474 00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,995 - [laughs] 475 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,273 Probably it's because the car is facing the wrong way. 476 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:06,266 Why don't you turn it around so it's facing the door? 477 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,050 - There's a brilliant suggestion. 478 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,974 - Look, Oz, we got to get the door open. 479 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,449 Well, look what time it is. 480 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,669 - Thorny, don't get panicky, will you, please? 481 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,019 How about that little door over there? 482 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,189 - Oh, it's locked. - Oh, that's right. 483 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,244 - Have some valuable stuff inside. 484 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,758 - It's locked. I-- I know. 485 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:20,501 I-- I mentioned that before. - Now wait a minute. 486 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,291 I've got an idea. 487 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,846 Why don't you hop inside and get the motor racing real good 488 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:24,943 and throw it in gear? 489 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,861 We'll smash our way out. 490 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,157 - Are you crazy or something? You want us to kill ourselves? 491 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,603 - Oz, are you going to let a fortune slip through our hands 492 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,040 just because you're a coward? 493 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,687 - Yes! 494 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,651 There must be a sensible way to get out of here. 495 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,000 This is ridiculous! 496 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:43,959 Two full-grown men locked in a garage? 497 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:44,960 Wait a minute. 498 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,531 [snaps fingers] 499 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,437 We'll just pound on the door until somebody hears us. 500 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:49,972 - Oh, this is so ridiculous. 501 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,306 Oz, we've got five minutes. 502 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,135 [pounding on door] 503 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,450 - Harriet! 504 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,281 - Help! 505 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,719 - David! 506 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,585 - Help! 507 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,497 - Ricky! 508 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,552 - Open the door! 509 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,638 - Hello out there! 510 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,337 Think anybody heard us? 511 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,509 - Well, I don't know. 512 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,694 If you weren't such a cheapskate, 513 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,079 you'd have had a phone put in here. 514 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,472 - Are you kidding? 515 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,564 Who ever heard of a telephone in a garage? 516 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,573 - Plenty of people will be doing it if they ever 517 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,475 start selling these doors. 518 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,921 - I think this is one of those little bugs 519 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,139 that engineers keep referring to that 520 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,358 have to be straightened out before an invention is 521 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,578 perfected. 522 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,266 - Well, I don't think this invention 523 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,494 will ever go over very big with the claustrophobia crowd. 524 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,244 - Keep banging. 525 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,495 Help! 526 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,718 - Open the door! 527 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,627 - Locked inside the door! 528 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,635 - Help! 529 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:52,676 - In the garage! 530 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,470 [pounding on door] 531 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,816 - Help! 532 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:58,816 Help, somebody! 533 00:17:58,947 --> 00:17:59,947 In the garage! 534 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,213 Help! 535 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,224 [clanking] 536 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,606 Oz, what's the matter? 537 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:08,998 Have you given up? 538 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,741 - I'm just looking through this toolbox. 539 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,872 - Well, what are you looking for, a jimmy? 540 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,314 - Uh, no. 541 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,831 I thought I might have some playing cards here. 542 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,794 But-- - Oh, fine, fine. 543 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,012 We can while away the hours with a few hands of Honeymoon 544 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,062 Bridge, huh? 545 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,967 - We might as well do something. 546 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,842 Looks like we're locked in this darn garage for the afternoon. 547 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,414 - Well, you know, maybe we're lucky this happened. 548 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,022 We might have wound up with a lot of lawsuits on our hands. 549 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,593 Naturally, as president of the company, 550 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,460 you'd be held responsible. 551 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,682 - I still think the Dipple Door is a good idea, 552 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,603 just probably a little more practical for two-car families. 553 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,340 - Two-car families? - Yeah. 554 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,691 The second car drives up and lets the first guy out 555 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,351 of the garage. 556 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,906 Look, why don't you keep pounding, 557 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,262 and I'll lay on the horn? 558 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,352 Somebody's bound to hear us sooner or later. 559 00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,621 [horn honking] 560 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,577 - Help! 561 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,135 Help! 562 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,542 [POUNDING ON DOOR AND HORN HONKING] 563 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,756 Help! 564 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:08,755 - Hey, what's that? 565 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,186 - I don't know. 566 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,633 It sounds like it's coming from the garage. 567 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,059 - Pop's horn must have gotten stuck. 568 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,805 - Help! - Sounds like Mr. Thornberry. 569 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:15,806 - Open the door. 570 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:16,887 [horn honking] 571 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:17,975 Oz, Oz, wait just a minute. 572 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,253 I think I hear somebody coming. 573 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,636 - Is that you, Mr. Thornberry? 574 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,159 - Yeah, it's David. 575 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,562 David, we're in the garage. 576 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,727 Mr. Thornberry and I are in the garage. 577 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,693 - Hey, it's Pop. 578 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,351 Hey, Pop, what are you doing in there? 579 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,955 - Mr. Thornberry and I are locked in here. 580 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,566 - Gee, how'd you do that? 581 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,567 - Well, uh, never mind how we did it. 582 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,479 Uh, we want you to help us get out of here. 583 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,534 Will you help us, please? 584 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:42,568 - OK, Pop. 585 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,103 I'll be right back with the car. 586 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,706 Stay right there now. 587 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:47,877 - Stay right there? 588 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,622 Are you kidding? 589 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,633 [theme music] 590 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:03,897 - Here we are. 591 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,261 What the heck? 592 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,297 This place is deserted. 593 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,832 - Yeah. 594 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,385 Looks like he's already taken off for Washington. 595 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,483 - Say, did you notice the lettering 596 00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,922 on the backs of those guys that just went down the hall? 597 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,529 - Yeah. 598 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,840 Say, do you suppose he owns a finance company too? 599 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:33,006 - Well, either that or-- or vise versa. 600 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,764 Let's sit down and talk this thing over. 601 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,888 What the heck is going on around here? 602 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,765 - May I help you gentlemen? - Oh. 603 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:46,766 [laughs] How do you do? 604 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,247 You Mr. Bensfield? 605 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,687 - No, I'm Captain Braddock of the Racket Squad. 606 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:55,165 - Well, uh-- uh, we were looking for a Mr. Bensfield. 607 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,257 - You his lawyers? - No. 608 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,595 - No, no, no. 609 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,044 We just had a little business transaction 610 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,430 we were working out with him. - Yeah. 611 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:01,873 I guess we missed him. 612 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,259 He said he was leaving for Washington today. 613 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,702 - He's right. 614 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,268 He's on his way to the Washington Street police 615 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,045 station right now. 616 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,490 - You mean he's been arrested? 617 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:11,787 - Yes, he has. 618 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,232 And if you gentlemen have any sort 619 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,659 of business transaction with him, 620 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,185 you're fortunate we picked him up when we did. 621 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,409 - You mean he's a crook? 622 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:19,838 - I'm afraid he is. 623 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,584 In fact, he's one of the best-known confidence 624 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:25,065 men in the game, with a long string of aliases. 625 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:28,106 Jackson A. Bensfield, alias Dr. Randolph Bigalow, 626 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:31,423 alias Professor Thaddeus Harwick, alias Major Jonathan 627 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,511 Greenacre, alias Louie the Dip. 628 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,301 - Wow. 629 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,765 - You know, I thought there was something phony about that guy 630 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,385 when I talked to him on the telephone. 631 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,465 - Well, it's lucky we did get locked in the garage. 632 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,084 - Well, it certainly is. 633 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,834 Gee, captain, thanks very much for the information. 634 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:45,825 - That's my job. 635 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,916 I'm a cop. 636 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,605 - Uh, we'll be seeing you, captain. 637 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:55,181 Oh, [laughs] when I said, "we'll be 638 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,454 seeing you," that was just a figure of speech, of course. 639 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,358 - Of course. 640 00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:03,323 [theme music] 641 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:09,808 - Oh, hello dear. 642 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,677 How was your meeting with Mr. Bensfield? 643 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:14,898 - Well, I hate to say this, but I wasn't very favorably 644 00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:16,029 impressed with him. 645 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,860 - Oh, why? 646 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:21,508 - Well, he struck me as being a little bit dishonest, Harriet. 647 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:22,524 - Oh, really? 648 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,125 Why do you say that? 649 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:27,165 - Well, maybe it's because he's in jail. 650 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,352 [laughs] 651 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,701 - In jail? - Yeah. 652 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,437 How about that? 653 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,478 It seems our Mr. Bensfield is a notorious confidence man. 654 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,965 It's lucky we didn't put any money into this. 655 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,095 - Well, for goodness sakes. 656 00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,708 Oh, dear, was Wally with you? 657 00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,408 - Well, uh, no. 658 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,446 We phoned him just before we left, but he didn't answer. 659 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,321 I guess he wasn't home. 660 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,723 - Oh. 661 00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:50,405 Well, Mrs. Dipple phoned a little while ago. 662 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,333 And she said Wally was supposed to meet her at the train, 663 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,678 and he never showed up, and she's terribly worried. 664 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,978 He just seems to have disappeared. 665 00:22:57,114 --> 00:23:00,814 - You know, Harriet, I think maybe I know where he is. 666 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:01,824 - You do? 667 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:02,895 Where? 668 00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,863 - Well, let's put it this way. 669 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:07,522 There is one little detail to Wally's invention 670 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:10,257 that hasn't quite been ironed out yet. 671 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,169 Uh, I'll tell you all about it when I get back. 672 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,703 - Where are you going ? 673 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,397 - Just over to Wally's garage to let him out. 674 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,886 [theme music] 675 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,411 Hiya, Wally. 676 00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:36,374 Harriet tells me you were looking for me. 677 00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:37,892 - Oh, yeah, I was, Oz. 678 00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,065 I-- I've been doing a little work this morning. 679 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,640 - So I understand. 680 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,857 You fixed Harriet's hair dryer, David's motorbike. 681 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:44,206 You've been a busy guy. - Yeah. 682 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,895 Oh, I don't mean that, Oz. 683 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,863 I-- I've got something much more interesting than that. 684 00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:48,821 - Oh, really? 685 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,299 - Yeah. 686 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,299 A brand new method for opening the garage door. 687 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:56,041 No more worries about honking a horn or flashing lights. 688 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,873 - Wh-- what's the gimmick? - Here. 689 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:58,871 You see this? 690 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,312 - Yeah. 691 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,309 - This is a special high-frequency whistle. 692 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,141 And it-- it's pitched so high that the human ear can't 693 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:08,749 hear it, and yet it'll break the beam and open the garage door. 694 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,152 - Gee, well, that sounds amazing. 695 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,575 Uh, can I have a little demonstration? 696 00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:13,582 - Yeah. All right. 697 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:14,673 Now watch. 698 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,510 - Well, how about-- that's the darnedest thing I've ever seen 699 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:24,636 in my life, Wally. 700 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,247 Hey, that's perfect. - Yeah. 701 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:28,817 It-- uh, well, there's-- there's just one little problem 702 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:30,115 connected with it. 703 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,211 - What's that? 704 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,119 - Well, you'll see in a minute. 705 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:42,349 [dogs barking] 706 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,279 - You can find where to buy your new Hotpoint 707 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,800 by checking your local classified telephone directory. 708 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:04,325 Look for Hotpoint under the appliance you want. 709 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,979 Ask your local Hotpoint dealer to show you the new Hotpoint 710 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:10,164 ranges, the new Hotpoint refrigerators, the new Hotpoint 711 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:13,031 automatic washers and dryers, and the new Hotpoint automatic 712 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,163 dishwashers. 713 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,866 Next week, "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet," 714 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:20,945 starring the entire Nelson family-- 715 00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:23,224 Ozzie, Harriet, David, and Ricky-- 716 00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,867 will be brought to you by Antizyme. 717 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:29,962 Listerine Antizyme toothpaste stops the major cause 718 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:33,533 of tooth decay every minute of every day. 719 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,186 - Well, good night, folks. We'll see you again next week. 720 00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,019 - Goodnight. 721 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:42,317 And remember, Hotpoint changes your viewpoint automatically. 722 00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,023 - That's what I always say, boy. 723 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:45,891 - What do you always say, little man? 724 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:50,552 - "Hotpoint changes your viewpoint automatically." 725 00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:02,522 - The part of Wally Dipple was played by Lloyd Corrigan. 726 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:05,088 Captain Braddock was Reed Hadley. 727 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:06,605 This is Verne Smith speaking. 728 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:09,739 [theme music] 49352

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