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Hey, golf is easy now!
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Aah! Golf is hard again!
Golf is hard again!
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The view from here
is the same as yours, Jim.
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A giant head
has entered earth's gravity,
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triggering climate change
and natural disasters
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we thought were impossible for
at least another eight years.
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Let's not
make this political, Terry.
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Do we know
what this giant head wants?
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Show me what you got.
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Jim, you heard the... said...
"Show me what you got.“
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show me what you got.
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I want to see what you got.
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Rick:
Oh, boy. Time to go, morty.
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Uh, where?
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The Pentagon.
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I mean, not the Pentagon.
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The lame one here on earth.
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N“
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Summer: Is it god?
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If it's god,
do we get out of school?
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It's not god, summer.
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She's allowed to think it's god
if she wants, honey.
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Shut up, Jerry.
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Okay.
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Dad, what do you know
about this?
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Morty and I
are going to look into it.
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You guys hold tight.
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Scary stuff, huh? Pretty freaky.
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Hi. I'm morty's math teacher.
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I'm also part of the
street team inviting folks
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to the church downtown
so we can pray together.
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How is praying going to help?
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Ma'am, a giant head in the sky
is controlling the weather.
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Did you want to play checkers?
Let's be rational!
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I'll see you at god's house!
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Gentlemen, gentlemen!
One at a time! Simon?
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SETI, NORAD, and every
broadcaster on the planet
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are attempting to show this
being what humanity's got...
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String theory, world history,
the human genome...
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Have you tried
sending it launch codes?
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Mr. President,
what america's got
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is 70,000 megatons
of kaboom-boom,
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and I say we show it right
up this floating head's ass.
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No, you need to let me talk!
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Shut up!
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Hold it! Don't move!
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Stay back! This watch
turns people into snakes!
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N“
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Oh!
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Stand down!
Everybody, stand down!
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I'm the leader of these people,
and I'm unarmed.
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There's no need
for any more snake-makery.
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My name is Rick Sanchez.
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This here is my grandson, morty.
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- — All: Hi, morty.
- Hey.
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I've seen enough of the galaxy
to know what we've got here
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is a cromulon
from the signus five expanse.
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So you can forget about nukes,
and you can forget about math.
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This head won't go away
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until earth
shows them it's got...
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A hit song.
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- A hit song?
- We can't possibly —-
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- you mean like Vivaldi?
- No, frasier.
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A live performance of a newly
written, catchy original song.
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The cromulon feed on
the talent and showmanship
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of less-evolved life-forms.
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All right, all right.
Thank you, Mr. Sanchez.
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Change of plan, people.
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Get me pharrell, Randy Newman,
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Billy corgan, and the-dream.
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The-dream?
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He wrote "umbrella"
and "single ladies"?
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You people
haven't heard of the—dream?
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You're gonna want to put them
on that giant speaker system
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at your Sonic testing
facility at area 51.
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How do you know about that?
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For god's sake, Nathan,
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the man turns people
into snakes.
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He can use Google maps.
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Sir, pharrell, Newman,
corgan, and that dream guy -...
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- They're all dead.
- What?
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How is that possible? Do people
just die when I name them?
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The grammys, sir.
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There was an earthquake
and... all the musicians,
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all the famous ones...
They're gone.
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Dear god.
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Hold on, sir. Just a minute.
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Ice-t survived.
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He's inbound on an f-15,
e.T.A. Two hours.
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Good luck, Mr. President.
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Sir, the magnetic Poles
are about to reverse.
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In two hours, there may not be
an earth to save.
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Sanchez? Are you a musician?
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I dabble, Mr. President.
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Get this man and his grandson
on a black hawk to area 51.
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People! Everyone! Remain calm!
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Every crisis of faith is
an opportunity for more faith.
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When god deals you an 11,
you don't fold!
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You double down!
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And always hit on a soft 16.
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That means you, Jews.
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I beg your pardon, pastor,
but the last I looked outside,
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it seems to be you
that's been dealt the weak hand.
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Jews rule!
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Nobody? Okay, tough church.
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Hi. Principal vagina...
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The name's real,
possibly Scandinavian.
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I'm just gonna come out
and make this pitch -...
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The old gods are dead.
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Fuck all previous
existing religions.
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All hail the one true god...
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The giant head in the sky.
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- Children of god!
- Ah-ta-ta—ta!
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Bob, Bob, I get it.
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But unless this can beat that,
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what have you
done for me lately?
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So, if you'll all excuse me,
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I'm going out onto the sidewalk,
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I'm dropping to my knees,
and pledging my eternal soul
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to the thing that literally
controls the fucking weather.
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Out of my way.
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Okay.
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If sanity's been restored
to this assembly,
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I'd like to talk about the cost
of repairing our new organ.
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Sally, the plate, please.
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Oh! This is my favorite part!
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Rick, are you really a musician?
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Who's not a musician, morty?
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- Me!
- Yeah, not with that attitude.
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We're in the drop zone!
I'm the jumpmaster!
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My name's jamey -— with an e-y!
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Go, go, go!
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B—but...
But we don't have a song!
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Giant head in the sky, please
forgive all that we've done.
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We're sorry for our
increased levels of emissions
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and our racism
and, of course, the Amber alerts
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ikeepignonng on my phone.
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Both: Whoa!
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All right, morty.
Let's get —- let's do it.
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Why don't you, uh, find a button
on one of those keyboards
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and lay down some kind of beat?
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Rick, I think
we need to cut our losses.
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W-We get our family
and portal out of here!
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Morty, good music comes from
people who are relaxed.
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Just hit a button, morty!
Give me a beat!
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Oh, man. Okay. All right, um...
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J” oh, yeah j“
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j” you gotta get schwifty j“
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j” you gotta
get schwifty in here j”
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j” it's time to get schwifty j”
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j” uh-oh j”
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get "schwifty"?
What the hell is that?
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It's our world's best effort.
That's what.
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J” take off your pants
and your panties j”
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j” shit on the floor j”
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j” time to
get schwifty in here j”
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j” I'm Mr. Bulldops j”
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"Mr. Bulldops"?
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Don't analyze it, Nathan.
It's working!
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J” take a shit on the floor j”
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j” time to
get schwifty in here j”
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And third-level donors
get our all-access family pass.
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Listen! The storm is stopping!
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J” hey, take your pants off j”
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j” it's schwifty time today j”
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Hmm.
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Please be kind to us,
for we are but tiny things
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with entire bodies,
stuck to your ground.
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I like what you got! Good job!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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We did it!
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What do you know? He was right!
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- Hooray principal vagina!
- Yeah, I'll take it.
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Now, hold on a second!
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Let's be rational about this.
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No, I'm... I'm just saying,
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we don't know there's
a cause-effect relationship...
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Oh, my god!
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What is going on now?!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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J”j”
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what the hell happened?
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Mr. President,
you're gonna want to see this.
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I think planet earth
has just been transported.
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Principal vagina: The head has left
and sent its children.
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Holy crap!
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Oh, dear giant head, we
apologize for that discussion.
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It will never happen again.
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Oh, dear —-
oh, dear giant head...
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Sir, we started picking up on
a garbled signal.
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We're decrypting it now.
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Head: We asked them
to show us what they got,
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and they did.
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Now we'll see which of them
has got the most.
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24 hours, 5 planets, 5 songs.
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But in the end,
there can only be one...
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Planet mus/cl
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all part/c/pat/on
is in voluntary.
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D/squa/lf/ed and losing planets
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are disintegrated by plasma ray.
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Uh, it's probably a bad time
to mention it,
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but any astronauts you guys had
in orbit are definitely dead.
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Head:
Welcome back to "planet music"!
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First up,
let's hear the latest song
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from planet parblesnops',
the greeby bobes!
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Show me what you got!
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Hold it, hold it. Stop.
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Music isn't about
competition or captivity.
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If you love music,
you love freedom.
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Let these worlds be free!
Please!
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Disqualified.
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There's one every season.
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Moving on to
planet arboles mentirosos.
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Arbolian mentirososians,
show us what you got!
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A2, 3, 4!
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Rick, morty, ice-t,
the timetable's moved up.
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Earth's on in six hours.
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Like we're not already
under enough pressure?!
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- Whoa! Whoa!
- Yeah!
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Geez, morty, the guy's just
doing his job. Take it easy.
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Rick, ice-t, could you guys
take it less easy?!
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We've got six hours
to come up with a song!
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Genius happens in
the moment, morty.
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Well, can we at least
go get our family?
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You know, so we can
take them wis...
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With u—- with us if we lose?
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That's planning for
failure, morty.
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Even dumber
than regular planning.
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Balls.
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Morty, morty, stop. Listen.
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There's only so much charge
left in this thing.
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If we portal home
from here and back,
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we're not gonna have enough
charge left to get off world.
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- Get it? — what?!
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Yeah. You see?
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I try to shelter you
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from certain realities morty,
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because if I let you
make me nervous,
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then we can't get schwifty.
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Stop saying it like
it's a thing! You made it up!
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Hey, morty, could you lick my...
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Balls, balls...
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Rick, cut it out!
It's not funny, Rick!
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I've seen enough.
These guys are one—hit wonders.
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And what's your plan, general?
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We still have
the nuclear option.
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On my word,
we can launch a missile
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at every one
of those heads in the sky.
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Our planet's held captive
on a live game show,
250
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,162
and your solution
is to shoot the audience?
251
00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,456
You can put your faith in nukes
if we get through this, general.
252
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,107
Until then, I'll put mine
in Rick and morty.
253
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,693
"Get schwifty" was a jam.
254
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,779
Hello? Yes, sir, yeah.
255
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,363
Eh, thank you, sir. Thank you.
256
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,824
He says he's proud
of what we're doing
257
00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:19,536
and hopes we have
a great ascension festival!
258
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,620
Happy ascension!
259
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:21,872
All: Happy ascension!
260
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,832
We should pack up
and leave town now.
261
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,668
I think it's inspiring that our
community is coping with fear
262
00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:29,046
in a way that involves a
festival and homemade ice cream.
263
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,423
If you'd stop being
such an Evangelical atheist,
264
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,383
you might
start enjoying yourself.
265
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,968
Whoa! Look at you!
266
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,595
You're wearing the hat
and everything!
267
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,971
Here's yours!
268
00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,098
Mom, do you mind
if I cook dinner tonight?
269
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,142
Yeah, sure. Wait. What?
270
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,895
I love you guys.
You gave me life.
271
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,605
And it's the will
of the many heads
272
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,732
that all children
honor their parents.
273
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,108
Dinner sounds nice.
274
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,652
Pardon, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
275
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,570
Summer, are you
coming to the ascension?
276
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,906
Father, can we please
go to the ascension?
277
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,699
Sure! Let's go to the ascension.
278
00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:58,951
Wh-wh-what is it?
279
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,161
We hereby send these
unwantables skyward
280
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:03,789
that they might be inhaled
by the many heads,
281
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,959
later to be sneezed back to us
as better babies.
282
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,169
Headward, free now to rise.
283
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,171
Headward, free now to rise.
284
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,673
Headward, free now to rise.
285
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,425
Oh, yes! Yes!
Rise to the giant head!
286
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,052
You are free to be free!
287
00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,137
And squeegee comes up
from the garage, right?
288
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,889
But he's got a lobster
in one hand,
289
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:23,133
the movie tickets in the other,
he's like, "I'm ready!"
290
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,954
You gonna take a lobster
to see "iron man 3"?
291
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,855
Ice-t!
292
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,064
Ah, damn.
293
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,149
We're out of
original-flavor fig Newtons.
294
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,568
I should get going anyway.
295
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,902
Wait, wait, wait! C-Come on.
296
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:35,988
H-Hold on a second. Hold on.
297
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,700
- — What?!
- Damn.
298
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,928
You didn't tell me you fuck
around with portals and shit.
299
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,036
That's it!
300
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,496
Whoa, whoa, morty! Give me that.
301
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,807
You lied! You lied
about the charge!
302
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,124
You were just being lazy!
303
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,208
Get back! Sit down!
304
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,585
Morty, just put it down.
305
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,948
You don't know
what you're doing.
306
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,754
I'm going to go
find mom and dad!
307
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:53,755
No!
308
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:54,756
Oh shit.
309
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,133
Oh shit.
310
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,011
J”j”
311
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,730
Oh shit.
312
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,648
And then Ethan played guitar,
and we learned
313
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,234
the seven contemplations
of the head by singing them.
314
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,153
It was really fun.
315
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,571
Praise be the head!
316
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,948
- Both: Praise be the...
- Yeah.
317
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,867
Hi, folks. Head priest vagina.
318
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,744
Thanks for farming
all those potatoes.
319
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,245
It's 6:00 pm,
so if you're a parent,
320
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,956
you're now entitled to
adoration from your children.
321
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,625
I'm going to start dinner!
322
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,918
I don't know what to say.
323
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,961
Summer
is doing really well here.
324
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,797
She's aced every test
in potato class,
325
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,966
and look how important
potatoes have become.
326
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:41,762
She's not getting pregnant or
doing drugs or missing curfew.
327
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,847
Please help me.
You can reach me if you try.
328
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,265
Please help me!
329
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,517
That's not our business
as long as summer is thriving.
330
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,269
Taco time!
331
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,730
I hope it pleases you
as the head desires.
332
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,273
That's wonderful, summer.
333
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,025
We're so proud of you.
334
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,527
But obviously you don't have to
make dinner every night.
335
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,947
Of course I do, silly! [Gasdsi
336
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,991
oh, my god, daddy!
I'm sorry I called you silly!
337
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:04,618
I'm so sorry!
338
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,119
Heavenly heads
and cranial creator,
339
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,747
forgive my transgressions
against family and community.
340
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,249
May my chores complete me
as I complete them.
341
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,798
J”j”
342
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:27,849
Morty.
343
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:28,725
Birdperson?
344
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:29,809
You appear to be dying.
345
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,228
I will make efforts
to prevent this
346
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,688
but can promise nothing.
347
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,047
Wh-what do you think, ice?
Probably a little overdeveloped.
348
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,865
Shit, overdeveloped,
underdeveloped...
349
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,242
A bad song's a bad song.
350
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,785
Well, do you think, maybe —-
351
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,054
could you give me
some help with it, or...?
352
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,329
Aw, hell no, man.
353
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,248
You do your thing,
but I can't afford to
354
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,809
get my pride wrapped up
in your shame.
355
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,167
You know what I'm saying?
356
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,187
Ice, I don't want to be
a negative Nelly or anything,
357
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,147
but if morty doesn't
come back with my portal gun
358
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,631
and I eat it out there,
359
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,591
it's, uh, you know,
kind of your problem, too.
360
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,594
Pfft! I ain't worried about
no earth blowing up, man.
361
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,929
What? Why not?
362
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,849
Yo, this is why.
363
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,976
What the fuck,
you can turn into ice?
364
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,270
My story begins
at the dawn of time
365
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,897
in the faraway realm
of alphabetrium.
366
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:19,026
There, every being
is a letter of the alphabet.
367
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:23,113
But I was frozen and exiled
to the cosmos by my elders
368
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,199
as punishment for not
caring enough about anything.
369
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,243
Earth is just
one of my many stops
370
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,079
on a lifelong journey
with no destination.
371
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,749
So you better believe
I don't care if it blows up,
372
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,918
because I'll just be
ice floating through space,
373
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,628
like a comet.
374
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,752
Take it from me, ice,
You can't just
375
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,133
Float around space
not caring about stuff forever.
376
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,968
Pfft. Man, watch me.
377
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,720
Good luck, Rick.
378
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,100
Okay, things are getting
out of hand.
379
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,828
I better make sure
Rick has everything he needs
380
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,978
to get schwifty.
381
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,813
Oh, for god's sakes.
That's enough.
382
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,332
What the hell are
you doing, Nathan?!
383
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,776
I'm the goddamn president
of the united fucking states!
384
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,419
I'm setting the nuclear
option to launch
385
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,404
one minute
into earth's performance.
386
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:07,157
And you, Mr. President...
387
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,243
I hope you like being
hit in the face with a gun.
388
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:13,163
Wait, wait, wait. Why... why...
389
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,334
I believe I can access
the history of Rick's gun
390
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,835
and help you get back to him.
391
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,104
But can you help me
get to my family?
392
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,254
You know, at —- at my house?
393
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,256
Is your intention
to abandon Rick
394
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,883
using his own portal gun?
395
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,677
In bird culture,
this is considered a dick move.
396
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,679
All of Rick's moves
are dick moves!
397
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,972
What —- what am I eating?
398
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,432
Wh-what is this,
bird... birdseed?
399
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,976
It is random debris.
I found it in my carpet.
400
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,436
I don't know what humans eat.
401
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,146
You know what this human eats.
402
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,272
Don't be gross, Tammy.
403
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,774
Bird dick.
404
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,234
Tammy, gross.
405
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,027
Birdperson,
you always stick up for Rick,
406
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,154
but he doesn't care about
anyone but himself.
407
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:47,823
He doesn't think about
the consequences
408
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,032
of anything he does.
409
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,450
And as a result,
he has the power
410
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,994
to save or destroy
entire worlds.
411
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,288
And he is the reason
you and I know each other...
412
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,999
And the reason I'm alive at all.
413
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,084
J”j”
414
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,755
what's that? Who's that baby?
415
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,174
Morty, suppose you could
retrieve your family from earth
416
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,843
but had to abandon Rick.
417
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,303
I could give your loved ones
shelter on birdworld,
418
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,014
even jobs,
possibly as worm ranchers.
419
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,767
How often do you think
you might look up at the stars
420
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,352
and wonder what might have been
421
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,521
had you just
put yourfaith in Rick?
422
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,732
H ead: That was chunkytunk with
423
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,110
”full ll/ling ll/long,
empty gorbdor .”
424
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,195
Up next, planet earth!
425
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,989
Oh, god! We're up?!
426
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,449
Principal: Jerry and Beth,
your family is a golden example
427
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,785
of what headism
has to offer the world.
428
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,912
- The world?
- Headism is a hit.
429
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,807
We're taking it worldwide,
and we'd like Jerry to be
430
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,749
our church's headof advertising.
431
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,209
You would?
432
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,420
Beth, we'd like to promote you
from horse surgeon
433
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,381
straight past human surgeon
to headof medicine.
434
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,924
That's my dream!
That's my dream.
435
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,886
Thank you.
This is all so overwhelming.
436
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,262
But, uh...
437
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,471
- We can't.
- Absolutely not.
438
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,555
I'm sorry?
439
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,391
We've been waiting 16 years
440
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,143
for our daughter to respect us,
441
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,896
but the key is,
it has to be our daughter,
442
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,898
not this person she's become.
443
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,192
We'll take our chances
raising her
444
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,776
without fancy new jobs,
445
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,070
outside of
a potato-based religion.
446
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:12,282
And you know what? I-I'm sick of
pretending that we're together
447
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,242
because of the kids
in the first place.
448
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,495
I married you because
you're the love of my life.
449
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,373
And I'm lucky to have you,
and I never tell you that!
450
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,877
You know, we will come out
of this stronger as a family.
451
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,921
Please don't do this!
Please don't do this!
452
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,006
- Summer!
- Summer, listen carefully.
453
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,969
I stole a paper clip,
and I have it in my cheek,
454
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,861
but I don't know what to do
with it, and it hurts.
455
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:32,969
You're going to be okay.
456
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,387
You will come back as babies.
457
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,015
I am a baby! I'm a baby now!
458
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,099
Hello?
459
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,935
Is anybody here?
460
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,396
Mr. President!
461
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,397
[Gasdsi
462
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,982
this is bluebird!
463
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,275
Code tango niner Alpha!
464
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,444
Abort launch! Abort! Hello?
465
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,820
He's blocked me out.
466
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,144
Sir, I need to get to the stage
467
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,448
and help Rick get schwifty!
468
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,218
It won't matter
how schwifty you get, morty.
469
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,594
The general's got nukes
set to launch
470
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,161
halfway through earth's song!
471
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,372
Oh, my god!
Uh, c-can you fly a black hawk?
472
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,457
Can the pope's dick
fit through a doughnut?
473
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,501
Uh, I'm... not sure.
474
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,253
Exactly.
475
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,298
Show me what you got!
476
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:13,885
Uh...
477
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,595
J” lapoo iapoo iapoo dops j”
478
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,430
j” napoo napoo napoo nots j”
479
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,975
headward, free now to rise.
480
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,351
Hey, look at the heads!
481
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,019
Looks like
the heads are getting angry!
482
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,730
President:
I'm really bad at this, morty!
483
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,291
There are way too many buttons
in this thing!
484
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,442
Mr. President,
if I've learned one thing today
485
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,195
it's that sometimes
you have to not give a fuck.
486
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,072
J” napoo napoo nots j”
487
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,532
ugh. Tough crowd.
488
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,200
I'm sure that has -...
489
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,619
That has nothing
to do with this.
490
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,081
The heads are displeased!
491
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,082
Summer!
492
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,165
Um...
493
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,004
Morty!
494
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,213
Heads: Hooray!
495
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,464
Hooray! Look!
496
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,632
Hooray!
497
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,342
The heads love this!
498
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,845
They love it when we don't
kill the Smith family!
499
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,430
No! Stop that!
500
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,807
You're not allowed to interpret
the will of the heads!
501
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,643
Call off the nuclear strike!
This is the president!
502
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,270
Stop the nuclear missile launch!
503
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,980
Just launch the missiles!
504
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,359
[ B p ht! Pbht! 1
505
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,361
boo! Not cool!
506
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,363
I'm the only one
that speaks to the heads!
507
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,448
Disqualified!
508
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:20,118
The heads disqualified vagina!
Get him!
509
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,202
Disqualified!
510
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,620
Disqualified!
511
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,291
J”j”
512
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,340
All: Ice—t?!
513
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,967
That's right. It's me... ice-t.
514
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,635
I care now.
515
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,055
You made me care more.
516
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,639
With all due respect,
517
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,518
I'd like to hear what
Rick and morty have to play.
518
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,354
What do you say, Rick?
519
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,939
I say, let's do it!
520
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,375
Heads: Hooray!
521
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,400
Yeah.
522
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,527
All right.
523
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,237
J” oh, yeah j” - uh-huh.
524
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,697
Here we go.
525
00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,324
J” oh, yeah j”
526
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,407
j” say it with me j”
527
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,619
j” head bent over j”
528
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,537
j” raised up posterior j”
529
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,538
j” oh, yeah j”
530
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,582
j” head bent over j”
531
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,043
j” yeah, raised up posterior j”
532
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,127
sing it with me now!
533
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,671
Oh, my go—-
534
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,382
j” head bent over j”
535
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,465
yeah.
536
00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,093
J” raised up posterior j”
537
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,176
all right!
538
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,553
J” head bent over j”
539
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:24,974
oh, yeah. Raised up posterior!
540
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,269
After 988 seasons
of "planet music,"
541
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:32,565
the cromulons have decided to
declare earth the final winner
542
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,985
and bring our musical
reality show to a conclusion.
543
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,070
Goodbye.
544
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,573
- Yeah!
- We did it! Yes!
545
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,534
Let's get a music album now!
546
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:46,371
Did he just say
"musical reality show"?
547
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,290
Yeah, it's possible that
we may have been correlating
548
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,751
some things that weren't
actually related at all.
549
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:52,836
Help!
550
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,587
We should go get him.
551
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,150
I hope I can call on you and
Rick again if! Need you, morty.
552
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,592
Sure thing. And I...
553
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,053
I was kind of hoping that I
could get a selfie with you?
554
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,389
Actually, if you try to
tell anyone what happened here,
555
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,433
we'll deny it
and probably worse.
556
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,516
Understood.
557
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,728
Oh, no, no, no!
558
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,314
Why didn't he turn into a snake?
559
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,732
Trade secret, Mr. President.
560
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,526
Particle beam in a wristwatch,
561
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,028
snake holster on the leg.
562
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,706
I love this man!
563
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,792
J”j”
564
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,117
Magnesium-j, hydrogen-f...
565
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:07,952
Father.
566
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,080
Word of your selfless acts
on the earth planet
567
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,166
have traveled across the galaxy.
568
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,584
I have changed.
569
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,087
I am ready to rejoin my brethren
on alphabetrium.
570
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,172
Very well.
571
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,925
Your exile ends today.
572
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:27,430
Welcome home, water-t.
573
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,142
The numbericons!
They're attacking!
574
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,852
Battle stations!
575
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:33,937
Aah!
576
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,104
Father!
577
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,439
I love you, son.
578
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,943
I should have never
turned you to ice.
579
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,696
Water-t, where are you going?!
580
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,281
There's too many of them!
581
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,117
Then I better
crunch the numbers.
582
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,079
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
583
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,668
Man: Did you get any of that?
584
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,878
Man: It's-a good show-a.
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