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Rick:
Learning to fly this thing, morty,
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is gonna be really liberating.
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You know, you're gonna be free
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- to go on all kinds of errands for me.
- Cool.
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See that planet right there?
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Don't fly too close
to that planet.
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Someone will come out and
try to wash your windshield.
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Hold on.
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Yeah? Yeah, I have it.
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Where do you want to meet?
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All right, cool.
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All right, morty, lesson's over.
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We got some business
to attend to
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a few light minutes
south of here.
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Oh, you still use
south in space?
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Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!
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What the hell
are you doing here?!
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What are you talking about?
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We agreed a boy's father
should be present
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when he's learning to drive.
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Iguessl remember that.
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Wow. And you've just been
back there this whole time?
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Amazing.
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Well, we don't have time
to take him to earth, morty.
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Head for 3924917.
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Cool!
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Looks like I'm coming along
for an adventure!
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Yep.
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Morty:
This is where we're going?
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Rick: Nope.
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This is.
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You can park in
a handicap spot, morty.
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Anything with
less than eight limbs
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is considered disabled here.
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Woman: Well, look at this fella.
Aren't you handsome?
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Thank you.
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- I'm Jerry.
- Oh, I know you are.
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Did you come here
in a spaceship?
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I'm traveling with my son
and father-in-law.
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W-Wait. Are they coming?
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Oh, they'll be back soon.
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What?!
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I don't know how this works!
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Help me!
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What the hell?!
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I know, right?
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Oh, what the hell?!
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I know, right?
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Morty: Jerryboreel?
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You created
a day care for my dad?
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Are you kidding?
I wish I had this idea.
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Well, I did have this idea,
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but I wish I was the version
of me that owned it.
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That guy's rich.
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Don't forget to check
the reason for your drop-off.
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Trust me, morty, I've heard
stories from other ricks.
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Jerrys don't tend to last
five minutes off of earth.
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This is a totally unregistered
cross—temporal asteroid.
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Here, they can romp and
play with other Jerrys.
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He couldn't be safer.
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Hey, morty, hang on to this.
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That number's your dad.
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If you lose it, we're not gonna
be able to get him back.
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N“
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N“
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- Okay, wait here.
- I want to come with.
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Don't come with. It's boring.
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It's —- it's business stuff.
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What kind of business
do you do in a garage?
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You know, this seems
a little shady.
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Right, yeah, like nothing
shady ever happened
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in a fully furnished office?
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You ever hear
about wall street, morty?
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Y-You know what those guys do
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in... in...
In their fancy boardrooms?
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They take their balls
and they dip them in cocaine
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and wipe them
all over each other.
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You know, grandpa goes around,
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and he does
his business in public,
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because grandpa isn't shady.
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Aw, crap.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, Rick!
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Here you go —- 3,000 flerbos.
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Do you have the weapon?
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C-Can we please?
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This is my grandson, morty.
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Oh, hi, morty.
I'm krombopulos Michael.
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I'm an assassin.
I buy guns from your grandpa.
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Here. Go away.
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Ooh! Yeah, this looks deadly.
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So, this shoots antimatter?
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My target can't be killed
with regular matter.
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Nice to meet you, morty.
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Listen, if you ever need
anybody murdered,
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please give me a call.
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- I'm very discreet.
- You're g-giving him a card?!
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I have no code of ethics.
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I will kill anyone, anywhere...
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Children, animals, old people...
Doesn't matter.
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I just love killing.
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You sell weapons
to killers for money?
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You've got what
the intergalactic call
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a very planetary
mind-set, morty.
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It's more complicated out here.
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These are flerbos.
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Do you understand what
two humans can accomplish
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- with 3,000 of these?
- Uh, what?
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An entire afternoon
at blips and chitz!
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Oh, this place is the best.
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It's got beer, games, prizes,
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and you can never tell
what time it is.
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You sold a gun to a murderer
so you could play video games?!
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Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend
all day shuffling words around,
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you can make anything
sound bad, morty.
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Here, check this out.
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Aah!
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Roy, what's wrong?
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I had a nightmare.
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I was with an old man.
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He put a helmet on me.
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It's just a fever.
Get some sleep.
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I don't want you
missing school on Monday.
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Man: I want you kids
to look around you today
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and think about your future.
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Now is the time in your life
when anything is possible.
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Announcer: Spiraling perfectly!
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It's gonna be caught
by Roy Parsons!
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Roy Parsons is at the 20!
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Now he's at the 10!
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Nothing can stop
Roy "the rocket"!
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Touchdown!
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I just think
it's time to get realistic.
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Have you talked to my father
about the carpet store?
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Roy?
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Had we caught it sooner...
Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy.
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What's important
is that we move quickly.
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I'm not ready to die.
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You're not going to.
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Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!
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Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.
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Man: Hey, Roy, you pulled
those persian off—white shags
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for the clearance sale?
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Whoa. Sh... shit!
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Oh!
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Whoa! What the hell?!
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W-W-Where am I?!
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- What in the hell?!
- 55 years. Not bad, morty.
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You kind of wasted
your 303, though,
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with that
whole bird-watching phase.
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W-Where's my wife?!
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Morty, you were just
playing a game.
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It's called "Roy."
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Snap out of it. Come on.
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I'm morty. You're Rick.
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Hey! You sold a gun
to a guy that kills people!
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Look at this -— you beat cancer,
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and then you went back
to work at the carpet store?
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Boo!
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D-Don't dodge the issue, Rick!
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Selling a gun to a hit man is
the same as pulling the trigger!
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It's also the same
as doing nothing.
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If krombopulos Michael
wants someone dead,
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there's not a lot
anyone can do to stop him.
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That's why he does it
for a living.
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Now excuse me. It's time
to thrash your "Roy" score.
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You know, you could stop this
killing from happening, Rick!
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You know, you did a bad thing
selling that gun,
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but you could undo it
if you wanted.
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Uh-huh, yeah,
that's the difference
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between you and me, morty.
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I never go back
to the carpet store.
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Holy shit!
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This guy's taking
Roy off the grid!
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This guy doesn't have a
social security number for Roy!
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Hi. I'm sorry.
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I think there was
a misunderstanding.
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I'm an adult and would like
to go home, please.
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Well, of course.
Right through that tube.
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Unbelievable.
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You're doing great.
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I know how to crawl in a tube.
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Come on.
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Oh.
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This is harder than it looks.
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Whoa!
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- Marco?
- Polo!
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Marco?
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Come find me.
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Marco?
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You guys are enjoying this?
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Don't you feel
a little patronized?
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How so?
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- Jerry!
- Beth.
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Oh, come on. This is ridiculous.
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I love you, Jerry.
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Aw, Beth.
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Who wants to come watch
"midnight run"
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with director's commentary on?
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- Yeah!
- Definitely.
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First one there gets to adjust
the picture setting!
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[Gasdsi the factory tint
setting is always too high!
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Out of my way.
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The tint setting
is always too high.
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N“
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Oh, boy.
Here I go killing again.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Arh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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You have arrived
at krombopulos Michael.
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Your destination is below.
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We're all out
of off-white persian.
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Oh, man! W-W-What have I done?!
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- Drop the gun.
- You don't understand!
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This guy was gonna kill someone!
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I guess that makes two of us.
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Aah!
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What are you doing, morty?
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This is a galactic
federation outpost!
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Look, I don't have time
to tell you my entire backstory,
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but grandpa and government
don't get along.
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Alien: He saved my life.
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- — What?
- Huh?! Whoa!
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Are you
krombopulos Michael's target?
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W-What's your name?
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My kind has no use for names.
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I communicate through what
you call "Jessica's feet" —-
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no, "telepathy."
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Oh, good job, morty.
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Y-You killed my best customer,
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but you saved
a mind-reading fart.
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I like this name -— fart.
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Morty, would you
kindly release me
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by pulling that lever
to the left of my cell?
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I am in great pain.
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Rick: Morty, don't do it.
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Morty...
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Morty, you idiot.
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Oh, crap.
Let's get you out of here!
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We can't get him out of here.
He's gaseous.
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He's not gonna make it
through a portal, morty.
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Well, then, I guess we're all
getting in the car.
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Right, uh -— - fart.
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No! Just —-
j—just get in the car!
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Morty, come on.
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I want to go back
to blips and chitz.
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I don't want to deal with this.
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Rick, you've been clear
on the fact
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that you don't want to help,
so just go away.
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More are coming.
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Screw this. I'm out.
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Whoa! Come on, come on!
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Get out of the vehicle made
of garbage or we will open fire!
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Um, um, um, um!
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Open fire!
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Aah!
259
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Stupid-ass, fart—saving,
carpet-store motherfucker. Move!
260
00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,547
Wait, did you fuck
with my seat settings?
261
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,926
More are coming.
262
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,262
Rick!
263
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:56,472
Yeah, yeah.
264
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,648
Your geldon convertor
is pretty dinged up.
265
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,610
That's because my grandson
drives like a male obravadian.
266
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,196
Yeah, I said it... some
stereotypes are based in fact.
267
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,615
Actually, it's because
of years of neglect.
268
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,034
You really need to respect
your gears, Rick.
269
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,636
To you, they're just
wheels with teeth,
270
00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,788
but in my culture,
wars have been fought —-
271
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,581
so I've heard. Just fix it.
272
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,583
I don't think the gromflamites
can track us now,
273
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,627
but it looks like we're gonna
be here for a while.
274
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,379
Or, you know, if you still have
that gun k. Michael dropped,
275
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,256
we could finish the job
and go home.
276
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,050
You do understand
I'm telepathic, right
277
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,343
I'm being polite.
278
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,220
Rick, we're taking him back
where he belongs.
279
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,679
Oh, yeah? Where's that?
280
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,324
Are you going on a quest
to find he who smelt it?
281
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,725
I came here
accidentally through a wormhole
282
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,895
located in what you call
"get out of my head, fart.
283
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,189
I know you're in here.
La—ia—ia-ia -—"
284
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,983
no, in what you call
the promethean nebula.
285
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,153
Oh, great. Just a hop, skip,
and an 800-light-yearjump.
286
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,656
You know, you can leave
anytime you want, Rick.
287
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,592
Whatever you want to do, you
little punk-ass little bitch.
288
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,909
Thank you, morty.
289
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,745
You are not like other
carbon—based life-forms.
290
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,206
You put the value of all
life above your own.
291
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,749
It's how things should be.
292
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,875
It's how they could be.
293
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,086
I could not agree more.
294
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,880
J” the worlds can be
one together j“
295
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,675
j” cosmos without hatred j“
296
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:18,428
j” stars like diamonds
in your eyes j”
297
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,642
j” the ground can be space j”
298
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:27,020
j” space, space, space, space j”
299
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:32,442
j” with feet marching towards
a peaceful sky j”
300
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:38,699
j” all the moon men
want things their way j”
301
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:44,413
j” but we make sure
they see the sun j”
302
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:51,420
j” goodbye, moon men j”
303
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:58,343
j” you say goodbye, moon men j”
304
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,762
j” goodbye... j”
305
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,139
shut the fuck up about moon men!
306
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,432
This isn't a musical number.
307
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,100
This is a fucking operation.
308
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,436
We got to be cool
and fucking lay low.
309
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,065
Duck, duck, birdie?
310
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,526
That's very funny!
311
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,070
Here comes another funny.
312
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,783
Oh, this place is great.
313
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,077
I almost wish I could stay
longer than one day.
314
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,412
You just might.
315
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,538
W-What do you mean?
316
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876
These are the Jerrys whose ricks
and mortys never came back.
317
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,090
They live here now.
318
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,175
Uh.
319
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,397
No gear-turnings as of yet
in the curious case
320
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,441
of these unident/tied
humanoid fugitives,
321
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,985
reportedly at large somewhere
within the gear system.
322
00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,236
Son of a...
323
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,197
Why were the gromflamites
holding you prisoner?
324
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,949
What the fuck
is so valuable about you?
325
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,409
I am no more valuable
than life itself.
326
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,537
However, I am able to alter
the composition of atoms,
327
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,830
like this.
328
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,541
That was oxygen.
329
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,543
Iadded 71 protons to it.
330
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,546
Terrific.
The fart that pooped gold.
331
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,799
No wonder every cop in
the system is looking for us.
332
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,592
Any species that gets
a hold of this thing
333
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,427
is gonna use it
to take over the galaxy.
334
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,591
You know how inconvenient
that's gonna be to my work?
335
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,726
Somebody dropped the dime on us.
336
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,810
Gearhead!
337
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,020
I'm sorry, Rick.
338
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,356
The reward on your head
is too high.
339
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,732
And like you always say,
340
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,859
you got to look out
for number one.
341
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,569
Number one is me, asshole!
342
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988
You're supposed to be my friend!
343
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,241
Fnend?!
Do you even know my real name?
344
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,035
It's revolio clockberg junior.
345
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,663
I belong to an entire
species of gear people.
346
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,998
Calling me "gearhead"
347
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,167
is like calling
a Chinese person "Asia face."
348
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,460
No! Not twigs!
349
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,259
Two things I want to make clear
to everybody in this room —-
350
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,386
never betray me,
and it's time to go.
351
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,516
Nobody move!
352
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,979
Oh, my god. Are those...
353
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,775
J”j”
354
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,269
Hey, morty, remember
when you said
355
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,253
selling a gun was as bad
as pulling the trigger?
356
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,647
How do you feel
about all these people
357
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,691
that are getting killed today
because of your choices?
358
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,133
I did the right thing, Rick!
359
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,510
- Tell that to gearhead's gearsticles.
- You did that!
360
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,929
Wrong! I'd be playing
"Roy" right now.
361
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,307
At a certain point,
my hands are tied, morty.
362
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,062
I can't believe Rick did this.
363
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,230
- This is the eighth to the last straw.
- Ante up.
364
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732
You know what? Screw it!
365
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,650
I have a better gamble
for you guys.
366
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,653
I say we escape.
367
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,031
If you want to leave, you can
just go out the front door.
368
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,116
You think we're kept here
against our will?
369
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,826
That would be illegal.
370
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,913
But if you can leave,
then why are you still here?
371
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,373
Same reason as you.
372
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,875
We're Jerrys.
373
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,170
I'm leaving.
374
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,923
Okay, then.
That was always allowed.
375
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,341
J”j”
376
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,056
Morty, take the wheel!
377
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,015
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
378
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,142
Geez! Damn it, morty!
379
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,453
Who taught you
to fly this thing?
380
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,270
I'm kidding.
I know that's on me.
381
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,147
Um, Rick!
382
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,231
Rick: Shit.
383
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,316
Well, I guess this is it.
384
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,318
Morty, crack the window.
385
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,410
I wonder why Greg is always
so critical of my girlfriend.
386
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,122
Well, he'd probably like
to have me to himself.
387
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,498
That's how friends are.
388
00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,043
Or does he want her to himself?
389
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,879
J” the worlds can be
one together j”
390
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,966
j” cosmos without hatred j”
391
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,845
j” stars like diamonds
in your eyes j”
392
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,013
my life is a fucking joke!
393
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:17,102
J” goodbye, moon men j”
394
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:24,401
j” you say goodbye, moon men j”
395
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:30,991
j” goodbye, moon men j”
396
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,079
all right. Let's proceed.
397
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,205
Damn.
398
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,166
Can't blame that on the dog.
399
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,584
Talk about silent but deadly.
400
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,335
I-I've seen some nerve gas,
401
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,629
but that -— this gas got nerve!
402
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,089
You know what I'm saying?
403
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,692
- Are you done?
- I'll let you know, morty.
404
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,342
Gone with the wind! Am I right?!
405
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,094
If you don't like
that one, morty,
406
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,471
an alt on that could be, like,
if I said "gasablanca"!
407
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,639
All right, I'm done.
408
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,392
Let's get
to the promethean nebula,
409
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,227
so my grandson can
finish saving a life!
410
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,404
Glagga blag blag.
411
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,489
Um, earth, please?
412
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,119
Is this... do I pay?
413
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,245
Agga blag blag blag!
414
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,333
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!
415
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,128
Ohh.
416
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,671
Hmm.
417
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,672
Mm, hey.
418
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,090
Aah!
419
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,509
Agga blag blag?
420
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,677
Oh, uh, hey. What?
421
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,387
- Agga blag!
- Uh, what do you want?
422
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,306
- Agga blag blag - — ohh!
423
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,432
Uh...
424
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,667
Hey. Are you the one that left?
425
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,544
I get it.
426
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,505
It's a -—
It's a hassle out there.
427
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,174
Right? And who needs that?
428
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,467
- Right?
- Right?
429
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,302
- Not me.
- Who needs that?
430
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,303
Ho, ho! Not us.
431
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,721
Uh, who are you?
432
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,307
Oh, excuse me. Paul fleischman.
433
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,767
Infinite timelines.
434
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,310
In some of them, Beth remarries.
435
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,395
- Geez.
- Don't worry.
436
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,771
I treat Beth very well,
437
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,856
and I do not overstep
my bounds with morty.
438
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,734
Every kid needs a dad,
but there's no replacing you.
439
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,458
Hey, you want to
give us a hand with this?
440
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,339
We're trying to figure out
how to get the sound
441
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,882
coming through the stereo
instead of the TV.
442
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,491
I-I-It's very difficult.
443
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,827
Oh! Uh, well,
is there an aux input?
444
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,162
We tried that, but there's
two different colors.
445
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,622
But there's
two different colors.
446
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,839
Fart: The wormhole is
70 of what you call "meters"
447
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,341
what you call "north"
of what you call "here."
448
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,344
Fine. Morty, take your fart to
his hole and say your goodbyes.
449
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,306
I'm gonna find some fuel
and take a big, fat morty.
450
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,808
That's my new word for shit
because of today's events.
451
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,935
J”j”
452
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,691
here it is.
453
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,360
This should take me
back to my kind.
454
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,904
I'm gonna miss you, um, fart.
455
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,656
I'm really sorry
your name became fart.
456
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,326
- I will be back soon, morty.
- Really?
457
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,953
After I return to the others
with this location,
458
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,913
we will be back
for your cleansing.
459
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707
Um, cleansing?
460
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,710
Carbon—based life
is a threat to all higher life.
461
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,254
To us, you are
what you would call a disease.
462
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,298
Wherever we discover you,
we cure it.
463
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,717
You said yourself
that life must be protected,
464
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,510
even though sacrifice.
465
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,804
You haven't changed your
mind about that.
466
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,015
I can sense your thoughts.
467
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,099
Morty?
468
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:48,396
Um, before you go,
could you sing a —-
469
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,689
c-could you sing for me again?
470
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,608
Yes, morty.
471
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,611
J” cosmos without hatred j”
472
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,906
j” diamond stars
of cosmic light j”
473
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:02,744
j” quasars shine
through endless night j”
474
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:08,958
j” and everything is one
in the beauty j”
475
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,753
j” and now we say goodbye j”
476
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:12,837
aah!
477
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:18,051
Morty, why? Why?
478
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,642
Goodbye.
479
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,686
So, did you guys make out
a little bit?
480
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,647
Is he gonna send you a postcard?
481
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,608
Man, that guy hit the lottery
when he crossed paths with you.
482
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,486
Morty, I know I picked on
your core beliefs
483
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,904
and decision making a lot today,
484
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,090
but I am glad that you insisted
485
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,740
on getting that fart home.
486
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,009
You know, at least
all the death and destruction
487
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,827
wasn't for nothing, you know?
488
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,496
You miss your fart friend, huh?
489
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,140
Well, I got a little surprise
for you, buddy.
490
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,844
While you were gone,
I found a new wormhole
491
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,852
with millions of beings just
like him on the other side,
492
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,062
and they're all coming to visit.
493
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,629
What?! Rick, no! You can't!
494
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,940
Too late, morty.
The hole's opening.
495
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,340
No, Rick! You don't understand.
496
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,250
There's —- there's a lot more
where that came from, too.
497
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,142
Hey, hey, bro, how many people
498
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,060
was your morty responsible
for killing today?
499
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,104
None. We chilled
at blips and chitz all day.
500
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,522
Ain't that right, homey?
501
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,774
Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules!
502
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,193
Must be nice.
503
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,612
Hey, morty, there's our Jerry.
504
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,073
Mm! I missed you. Hey, Rick.
505
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,283
Glad you're safe, Jerry.
506
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,994
- What do you say we go home?
- I'd like that.
507
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,079
Hey, wait. Uh, do you have 5126?
508
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,665
Uh, I'm not sure. Morty.
509
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,625
Uh, that's
a blips and chitz ticket.
510
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,502
- What?!
- Way to go, morty.
511
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,753
Eh, whatever.
512
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,755
- Uh, w-wait. What?
- Uh, w-wait. What?
513
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,479
Come on, Jerry. All right.
Come on, Jerry.
514
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,552
J”j”
515
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,124
Are you tired
of the same daily dro/I?
516
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,418
Well, get on over
to bl/ps and chitz!
517
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,378
We got, uh, one game.
518
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,822
We got a whole bunch
of games here.
519
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,341
You can... we got
chabos and f/obos,
520
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,675
and you can shoot things. I
521
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,886
get 0 ver here! Play the games!
522
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,846
Uh, use your flerbos
to get tickets!
523
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,098
”R0 y 2 ” just got here.
524
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,392
Get 0 ver here
at jitz and chitz!
525
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,102
It's the coolest place
in the world.
526
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,507
Uh, I get to be
in the commercial!
527
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,310
Man: Did you get any of that?
528
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,237
Man: It's a good show.
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