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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:08,259 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:10,190 Ok, myslím, že jsme ztraatili Alex 3 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:11,490 by the Shakespeare in the Park performance. 4 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:13,560 Yeah, she's probably. 5 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:15,360 "Yo, Ham-ster! 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,560 Methinks there's a wedgie in thy tights!" 7 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,300 Harper, I really wanted this to be a special day 8 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:25,470 for just us and, once again, Alex tagged along. 9 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,200 I'm sorry, Zeke. 10 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,340 Ever since she broke up with Mason, she's been so clingy, 11 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:31,540 like one of those dryer sheets that falls out of your pant leg 12 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:33,410 at the most embarrassing moments. 13 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,540 That's a great comparison. What made you think of that? 14 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:39,550 There's one peeking out of your pant leg right now. 15 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,520 Oh, so embarrassing! 16 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:45,450 - Good thing we're alone. - Yeah. 17 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:50,290 - Hey... we're alone. - That's right. 18 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:53,330 There you guys are. 19 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:57,400 Ooh, you were about to smooch it up, weren't you? 20 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:59,630 All right, I'll leave you alone for a little bit. 21 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,570 Are you done now? 22 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:09,540 Now? 23 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,240 - Are you guys done now? - We're done! 24 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,550 Good. 25 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,350 All right. So what are we gonna do 26 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:19,580 to keep this party rolling? 27 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:22,180 You know, we were just saying it's been a long day. 28 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:23,450 We are... We are beat. 29 00:01:23,490 --> 00:01:27,290 Harper's right. Yawn. 30 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,560 Oh, no, no, come on. We're having way too much fun 31 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,320 to stop now and be by ourselves. 32 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,260 Sorry, Alex. Why don't you just go on without us? 33 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:36,330 We're too tired to walk anywhere, anyway. 34 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,330 Well, who says we have to walk? 35 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,500 - All right... - Let's roll! 36 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:43,900 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 37 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:52,450 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 38 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,550 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 39 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:56,450 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 40 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,650 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 41 00:01:58,690 --> 00:02:00,390 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 42 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,520 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 43 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,260 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 44 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:11,330 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 45 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:15,270 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 46 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:19,270 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 47 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:23,440 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 48 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,510 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 49 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:30,520 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 50 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,650 ♪ What it seems ♪ 51 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:34,050 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 52 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,690 No! 53 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,660 Whoa, Dad's beating up the calculator again. 54 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:49,370 Multiply your numbers now, punk! 55 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,500 It's our worst month ever. 56 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,370 You say that every month, Dad. 57 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,640 I know. It just keeps getting worse. 58 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:05,310 I think it's time for desperate measures. 59 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:08,420 You mean... the Budget Binder? 60 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:10,450 Yes. 61 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:13,490 My moment has finally arrived. 62 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,500 This notebook contains a lifetime of my groundbreaking, 63 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:23,660 cost-cutting business ideas. 64 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:26,300 Let's open it up. 65 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:32,170 "Throw away nothing." 66 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,280 You throw away nothing. 67 00:03:36,410 --> 00:03:38,650 Like this used ketchup packet. 68 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,310 It's still half full. 69 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,450 You fold it in half, get a handy stapler, 70 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,220 put it in here... Brand new! 71 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:48,520 That is a great idea, Justin! 72 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,420 It's not me, Dad. It's the binder. 73 00:03:52,490 --> 00:03:54,330 Well, I made the binder, so it's kind of me. 74 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,200 Hey, Dad, let me help. I've got some ideas, too. 75 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:01,230 Um... Not now, Max. 76 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:03,370 Justin's kind of the idea person in the family. 77 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,610 So... So then what am I? 78 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,470 You're a person in the family. 79 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,380 So you don't even want to hear my ideas? 80 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:14,410 Um... Maybe later, Max. 81 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:18,550 All right, I'll go tell myself my good ideas. 82 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:23,360 Justin, I think your binder 83 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:26,290 is gonna save us a lot of dough. 84 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:28,630 "Dough" takes me right to "bread." 85 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:33,400 "Sell week-old rolls as promotional hockey pucks." 86 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:41,340 - Oh, he shoots, he scores! - He scores! 87 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,320 OK, I don't know where Alex is, 88 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:53,290 - so let's make a break for it. - OK. 89 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,560 There she is! There she is! 90 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:06,330 All right, two words: Game night, DVDs, 91 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:09,570 and bags of crunchy things, coated in cheese dust. 92 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,270 And then afterwards, we can wipe our fingers on the couch. 93 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:13,610 It's great having an orange couch. 94 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,410 Two words? That's like, a whole bunch of words. 95 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:21,180 That add up to one word: A fun, fun night. 96 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:26,390 Alex, we need to talk. 97 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,260 OK, this isn't easy to say. 98 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,260 These things never are. 99 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:35,200 It's just, lately, Harper and I 100 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:38,340 have kinda been feeling like we need our space. 101 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:41,340 Space? Oh, I'm sorry. 102 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:43,510 Am I sitting too close to you guys or something? 103 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,210 No, Alex, that's not it. 104 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,480 - It's not even you, it's us. - It's us. 105 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,610 Yeah, we should take a break. 106 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:53,350 Whoa. 107 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:56,660 - Are you breaking up with me? - No, we just think, maybe, 108 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,630 it would be a good idea if we just started seeing other couples. 109 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:04,330 - I see. - And I mean, come on, 110 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:06,370 it's not like we won't be there for you. 111 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,500 I know the break-up with Mason has been really hard. 112 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:12,310 Mason? I am so over Mason. 113 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:14,540 - Who's Mason? - British guy, werewolf, 114 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:16,510 - gets really hairy when he's angry... - I know who he is. 115 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:21,150 Look, I'm fine. 116 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:24,250 Why don't you guys go out and spend some time alone? 117 00:06:24,290 --> 00:06:26,520 - You're sure? - Yeah, yeah. 118 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,490 I could use some "me" time. 119 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,620 - Now, get out of here, you crazy couple! - Come on! 120 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:33,630 Have fun! 121 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:53,380 Justin, what are you doing? 122 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:55,450 It's just another one of my ideas to save money. 123 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:59,620 So instead of buying paper napkins, we have one community napkin. 124 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:04,260 Excuse me. Sir, would you... 125 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,590 ...like to wipe your mouth before you leave? 126 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:07,300 Thank you. 127 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,600 Just one wipe, sir. 128 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,530 Have a good day, sir. 129 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,540 - That is a great idea, son. - Aah! 130 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,450 I see you're taking advantage of our special 131 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,220 "no-cup" discount and community straw. 132 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:36,630 That's enough, sir. Have a good day. 133 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,570 I just ran the receipts for today, 134 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:49,640 and your ideas have saved us 19 dollars and 32 cents! 135 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,510 Bam! And that is the power of the binder! 136 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:57,550 Hey, Justin, I've got something for your binder. 137 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:05,490 This money is real. 138 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:08,360 Where'd he get all this? 139 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:20,410 Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to the Wizardly Place Sub Station. 140 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,470 Please speak clearly into the dragon snout. 141 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:28,410 All right, I have eye of the newt club and the lizard leg tenders. 142 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:30,180 Would you care to supernatural-size that? 143 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:35,290 No problem, sir, pull your magic carpet up to the first window, please. 144 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,460 Max, what is going on here? 145 00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:42,190 Nothing. Just bringing in new customers to help make a little money. 146 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,540 You opened up the Sub Station to the wizard world? 147 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:57,310 - Uh-huh. - That's a great idea. 148 00:08:57,340 --> 00:08:59,380 No, it's not. 149 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:01,380 I mean, it's a good idea... 150 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:03,650 ...but I know how to make it a great idea. 151 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,290 Why limit yourself to just drive-throughs? 152 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,420 We could have sit-down dining, too. 153 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:13,590 I like it. We could put a bunch of tables and chairs in here 154 00:09:13,630 --> 00:09:15,500 and turn it into a dining room. 155 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:18,370 But, Dad, I'm barely able o handle the drive-through as it is. 156 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,600 - I mean, if we do that, we're gonna need more help. - No we don't. 157 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,370 As I say in the Budget Binder, 158 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,370 "Never hire someone to do something that you can do yourself." 159 00:09:26,410 --> 00:09:29,540 You and I will wait the tables. Dad, you can cook the food. 160 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:33,140 - I can handle that. - But, Dad. 161 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:34,610 That's a lot more work than we're used to. 162 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:40,350 Max. Shh! This is idea people talking. 163 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:45,360 All right. I've got a customer to handle, anyways. 164 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:51,200 ♪ Together forever ♪ 165 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:54,160 ♪ Yeah, you broke up with me over text message ♪ 166 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,470 ♪ But you still want me back ♪. 167 00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:00,240 Oh, give me a break. 168 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:02,670 My drummer, Harper, is with her boyfriend. 169 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,380 I'm so bored without you here, Harper. 170 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,220 Maybe you can be here. 171 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:19,350 Why be alone when you can whip up a Harper clone? 172 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,560 Hey, Harper, wanna hang out? 173 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:28,260 - Sure, Alex. - Can you sit in on drums? 174 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,630 Oh, I'd love to. 175 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,640 Oh, and I'll make popcorn to throw at the TV when we lose. 176 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:35,570 Oh, we're not gonna lose. We're gonna own it. 177 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:40,640 Hey, Alex, have you seen my jacket? 178 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:45,380 Who is your fashion-forward friend? 179 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:50,450 It's me! 180 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:57,590 Harper, meet Harper. 181 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:14,340 - Alex, you made a copy of me? - It's gonna be fine, Harper. 182 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:15,540 Fine? 183 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:18,440 No, Clonie, I was talking to Harper. 184 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,610 You gotta watch for the eye contact. 185 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:24,520 Alex, You can't just go around cloning people 186 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,750 - without their permission. - Well, uh... 187 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:30,750 Well... you borrowed my boots without asking. 188 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:34,690 OK, those were footwear. You borrowed a whole person! 189 00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:37,660 Oh, she doesn't like me. 190 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,700 No, no, no, I do like you. 191 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:42,530 You're me! 192 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:45,500 Look what you've made me do, Alex. I've hurt my own feelings. 193 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,600 I'm sorry I didn't ask for your permission, 194 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,340 but a clone is a perfect solution to everything. 195 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,510 Oh, and how do you figure that? 196 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,780 This should be good. 197 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,580 Well, you and Zeke have more time to be a couple, 198 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:03,690 and I get to still hang out with you, my best friend. 199 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,520 Hmm... 200 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:10,560 Well, I guess I am flattered. 201 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,330 My Harper-ness is so in demand, 202 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,300 it takes two Harpers just to keep up. 203 00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:17,740 Plus, you could look at yourself without a mirror. 204 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,500 Spin it around, Clonie. 205 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:26,340 - I am gorgeous! - Oh, we really are. 206 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,720 Hey, Alex. Harper. Harper. 207 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:41,620 - Oh, no. - Oh, my gosh! OK! 208 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,760 I'm freaking out right now, OK? 209 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:46,800 Oh! There's two Harpers! There's two... 210 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:56,400 - And... boyfriend down. - Yep. 211 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,640 - Got my orders, Dad? - Yes. 212 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,680 Spicy cold-cut combo for the human. Done. 213 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:08,280 Dad, I need another order of Munchkin Toe Chips. 214 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,550 Oh, and here's the community napkin. 215 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:15,730 Two restaurants, one napkin... How can we not make money? 216 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,740 I know that breaking up with Mason was the right thing, 217 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,310 it's just that breakups are hard, you know what I mean? 218 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,480 Not really. 219 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,580 You probably don't. You're only a couple days old. 220 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:33,610 But thanks for listening. 221 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,320 - Hey, Harper. - Hi, Harper. 222 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,750 Hi, Alex. Hi... me. 223 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,420 We have been having the best day ever. 224 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:45,590 You know that hot, new discount shoe store downtown? 225 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:47,490 Oh, Heels and Deals? We've been talking about 226 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:49,290 checking that place out for months. 227 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,700 Yeah, well now you don't have to, 'cause I did it for you! 228 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,600 It was awesome. They had this really funny salesman there. 229 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:58,570 - Right, Clonie? - Oh, Pierre. Best accent ever! 230 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,710 "How are zee shoes, ladies?" 231 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,710 We tried on, like, 20 pairs without buying anything. 232 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,440 And then Pierre kicked us out 233 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,680 and swore at us in French. 234 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:10,410 - Oh, it was awesome. - Yeah. 235 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,520 Wow, it sounds like I had fun. 236 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,420 So how was your day, Harper? 237 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:19,720 Must've been nice to have all the alone time with Zeke. 238 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:23,730 Oh, yeah, we went shopping, too. For dental floss. 239 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,430 And he couldn't decide between plain and minty. 240 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,670 So we decided to do more online research. 241 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,610 Fun! 242 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,280 OK, how brilliant was this cloning idea? 243 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,450 I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm, like, the cloning queen. 244 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,620 I think that was bragging. 245 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:45,480 OK, you don't have to totally be like Harper. 246 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,620 Well, I'm gonna see if my dad wants anything 247 00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,550 from that place that sells bacon cupcakes. 248 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:52,520 Wait, you're going to Oinkie's without me? 249 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,590 But you said we were going to do that together. 250 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:58,360 More couple time for you and Zeke. You're welcome. 251 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,700 All right, you go have your fun at Oinkie's, Clone Girl, 252 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,410 but remember one thing: I'm the original Harper. 253 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,710 - You are just a cheap, little knockoff. - OK... 254 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,580 And don't you even think about being more fun than me, 255 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:18,550 - 'cause I will take you down! - You're scaring me. 256 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:23,290 Oh, yeah. That's right. I know all your little fears. 257 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,500 All right, she's coming. Now start laughing like I said something funny. 258 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:38,700 All right, so my dad wants us to bring him back 259 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,340 a bacon cupcake wrapped in bacon. 260 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:44,310 - Bye, Harper. - All right. 261 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,380 Have fun, Alex and me. 262 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,550 Oh, joke's on her. 263 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:55,450 That dress does not look good from the back. 264 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,630 My dress doesn't look good from the back! 265 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,500 - Dad, I need that tuna melt. - All right. 266 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:13,510 And where's my order, Dad? I got a flying carpet mechanic who's getting angry. 267 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,410 - All right. - My customers are getting impatient! 268 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,610 All right, all right, I'm moving as fast as I can! 269 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:22,350 All right? They're gonna get everything I... Oh! 270 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:26,350 What do they think, they can just snap their fingers 271 00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:28,720 - and their food'll be ready? - Pretty much. They're wizards. 272 00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:37,670 OK, sir, here's your order. 273 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,500 One dragon melt, extra-scaly! 274 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,340 About time, kid. What, did you have to slay the dragon first? 275 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:47,280 Hey, this isn't a dragon melt! 276 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:50,480 Smells like fish. 277 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,350 Some of my best friends are mermaids. I can't eat this. 278 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:58,290 Here you go, ma'am. Sorry for the wait. 279 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,490 Finally. 280 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:05,390 There's a lizard in my tuna melt! Ugh! 281 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,460 Can't you just eat around it? 282 00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:19,410 Dad! That tuna melt you gave me was a dragon melt! 283 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,440 - Did the lady notice? - Of course! 284 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,480 There was a little dragon in her sandwich! 285 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,680 Can't she just eat around it? 286 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,750 I tried that. She didn't listen to reason. 287 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,420 Now she's gone. Apparently people don't like 288 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,660 little dragons in their sandwiches. 289 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,690 Dad, you messed up all my orders. 290 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:43,290 All the wizard world customers flashed out without tipping. 291 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,530 - Everybody's gone? - Yes! 292 00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:50,400 Wow. We ruined both restaurants. 293 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,340 I'm sorry, Dad. 294 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,610 I guess my wizard world restaurant idea 295 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,640 was too much for us to handle. 296 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:05,290 No, Max. Your idea was good. 297 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,220 And it was working until we came along, 298 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,660 got greedy, and ruined it. 299 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,530 Dad, stop. He's gonna think we want to hear things from him. 300 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,300 Max, you have things to say, 301 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:18,700 and from now on, we're gonna listen to you. 302 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,270 All right. 303 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,240 Well, I think one community napkin is a health hazard, 304 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,510 and can get us in trouble. 305 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,470 That's totally ridiculous. 306 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:32,280 The community napkin is a revolutionary money-saver! 307 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,580 Oh, Oinkie's was so good, Clonie! 308 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,720 I love how they weigh you before and after you eat, 309 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,560 so that they can charge you by the pound. 310 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,730 Oh, I love how when you leave a tip, 311 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,430 the counter guy has to go... 312 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,760 "Oinkety oink, oink!" 313 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,300 All right, I'm gonna give my dad 314 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,600 his bacon-wrapped bacon cupcake. 315 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,470 If you hear crying, those are tears of joy. 316 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,470 Or a heart attack. 317 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:06,510 Hey, Harper. I just flossed. I'm all "minty." 318 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,720 Well, you know how I feel about proper gum care. 319 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:16,520 Zeke, what are you doing? She's the clone! 320 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:21,460 - Can't you tell? - Yeah, sure, yeah. Of course. 321 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,600 Kinda. No! 322 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,340 Hey, could you guys leave Clonie alone? 323 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:28,600 We're about to do some prank texting. 324 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,670 Oh, shoot, I ruined it. They were going to you. 325 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,240 All right... It was bad enough 326 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,710 this clone you made took away my best friend, 327 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,410 but now she's trying to steal my boyfriend! 328 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:39,520 Harper, I don't know what you're getting so upset about. 329 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,550 She's probably just mad 'cause she knows I'm cuter. 330 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,320 - Oh, whoa, no... - Hey. 331 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:48,260 All right, this is a very unattractive side of myself. 332 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:52,600 Harper, can't you share your boyfriend with yourself? 333 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,660 Plus, even if I did kiss her, 334 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,430 it's not like I'd be kissing another girl. 335 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:59,370 I'd still be kissing you. 336 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,470 Yeah, that is sort of how this whole clone thing works. I'll demonstrate... 337 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,740 Oh, whoa, no. You back off, Clonezilla! 338 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,580 Alex, we gotta get rid of her! 339 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,350 OK, OK. 340 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:16,790 Alex, what's wrong? Just do it! 341 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,730 - I can't. - And why not? 342 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,530 Because... I broke up with my boyfriend, 343 00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,370 and I needed my best friend. 344 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,770 - This clone is all I have. - Well, I'm your best friend. 345 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,510 Oh, my gosh. 346 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:41,410 I'm your best friend, and I wasn't there for you. 347 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,810 I just wanted to hang out with Zeke. 348 00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,750 - I'm so sorry, Alex. - It's OK. 349 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,590 It's not right for me to come in-between you and your boyfriend 350 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,550 just 'cause I don't have one. 351 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,760 I'm sorry, too. 352 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:02,470 So am I supposed to go with the clone now? Or... 353 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,600 No! We are getting rid of her. 354 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,410 Well, why me? Why not her? 355 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,340 I was the nicest one here. 356 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:12,510 - Alex! - I'm on it. 357 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,350 Hit the road, clone, we want to be alone! 358 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,490 I guess you guys are gonna want some best friend time, so I'll just... 359 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,490 - No, wait, Zeke. - I can stay? 360 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,630 No, you have a dryer sheet sticking out of your pant leg. 361 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,300 Oh, my gosh! So embarrassing! 362 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:44,740 Ok, Clonie. 363 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,570 Do not tell Haper that I brought you back. 364 00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:51,740 I need you to help me do something very, very important. 365 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,740 Well, anything, Alex. 366 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,870 I need you to help me beat my high score. Go! 367 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,140 ♪ Together forever ♪ 368 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:05,210 ♪ You broke up with me over text message ♪ 369 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,560 Hey, Alex. 370 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,550 What is she doing here? 371 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:17,320 See you in PE! 372 00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:21,290 Oh, I know where you hide. Come here! 373 00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:22,690 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 374 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:27,290 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29271

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