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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:16,210 OK, now while your mother and I are out of town on our anniversary weekend 2 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:20,350 I want you guys to take care of the Sub Station's new mascot, 3 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:23,020 Teddy Bear Cam... per. 4 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:27,660 It's... it's a bear that can camp. 5 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,590 Well, don't all bears camp? 6 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:33,530 'Cause they live in the woods. 7 00:00:35,630 --> 00:00:37,500 Well, what's that sticking out of her belly button? 8 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,800 - Is that a camera? - No, it's nothing! 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,240 And don't block it. 10 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:43,940 It looks a lot like a camera. 11 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:45,940 Harper, come here! How's my make up? 12 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:47,880 Oh! Good. Is my face shiny? 13 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:50,650 'Cause sometimes in videos I look like a glazed donut. 14 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:59,750 Look, it's just a little old and has some stuffing sticking out. 15 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:03,090 Isn't that what Mom said about you at the beach last summer? 16 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:07,090 Dad, look, I know the last time 17 00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:09,600 you left us in charge of the sub shop we had a little. 18 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:12,370 Shakira/Uncle Kelbo problem, with the... 19 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:19,740 But, I'm here to promise you that nothing bad will happen this time while you're gone. 20 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,080 OK, honey. I'm ready to go. 21 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:24,350 Happy anniversary, honey. 22 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:27,010 Get ready for a romantic weekend in Connecticut. 23 00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:30,720 I'll get us a cab. Bye, kids. And remember, 24 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,650 Teddy Bear Camper needs to greet all the customers 25 00:01:33,690 --> 00:01:35,860 and watch the cash register. 26 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,460 Mama, I thought your anniversary was, like, next month? 27 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:46,800 Oh... It is. Your father forgot. 28 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,440 This way I'll get another trip next month when I remind him. 29 00:01:49,470 --> 00:01:52,010 It's all good. OK, bye, guys! 30 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,480 And don't try to pull anything on me, like I'm pulling on him. 31 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,550 Alex, come on, get to work. 32 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:00,110 We're not gonna let Dad down this time. 33 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:02,750 Well, then maybe Dad shouldn't see anything... 34 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:05,650 ...that would let him down. 35 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:09,120 - You can't do that. - Oh, sure I can. 36 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,230 Max will take the heat. Watch. Max! 37 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:14,200 - Yeah? - Why did you throw Dad's Teddy bear into the trash? 38 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:17,400 I don't know. I just do stuff, all right? Get off my back. 39 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,140 That'll work. 40 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:26,640 Invite. Invite. 41 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:28,740 Invite for you. 42 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:30,710 Hey, guys, guess what? 43 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,250 The crossing guard accepted my friend request. 44 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,380 I finally have enough friends to throw a party. 45 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:39,190 - Hey! - Congratulations, Zeke. 46 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:43,160 Oh, thanks! Justin, can I start planning some party hors d'oeuvres in your kitchen? 47 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:47,730 Yes, Zeke, but we're dudes. We don't say "hors d'oeuvres." 48 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,000 Munchie-wunchies? 49 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,340 - Just say "hors d'oeuvres." - OK. 50 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:02,210 This is great. I've always wanted to crash a party. 51 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:06,410 Max, you can't crash a party if you're already invited to it. 52 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:10,750 Well, then maybe... I'm not invited. 53 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,360 So, Alex, what are you gonna wear to the party? 54 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:20,630 I'm thinking my slippers, 55 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,530 my gray sweats with holes in them, 56 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,330 and my dad's old concert T-shirt 57 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,100 from the band called Oingo Boingo. 58 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:31,510 That name cracks me up. I don't... 59 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:35,210 - Oh, my gosh! - The owners 60 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,810 of this unbelievably talented dog say that he's been 61 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:42,720 painting unusual pieces ever since they found him here in the Pocono Mountains... 62 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:45,350 That's him. That's Mason. He loved to paint. 63 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:46,590 I don't think so, Alex. 64 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,720 Every time you see a dog in a human interest story 65 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,020 you think it's Mason. 66 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,490 Remember the skateboarding bulldog? 67 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,860 Yeah, you probably just miss him so much 68 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,500 you want to believe it's him. 69 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:58,230 - Mm-hm. - Most puzzling 70 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:01,870 is the picture of this girl he paints over and over. 71 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,440 Some would say she's a backwoods Mona Lisa. 72 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:13,350 Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze 73 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:15,450 That the end will no doubt justify the means 74 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,280 You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease 75 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,720 Yes, please 76 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,990 But you might find out it'll go to your head 77 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:22,760 When you write a report on a book you never read 78 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:25,090 With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed 79 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,890 That's what I said 80 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:30,100 Everything is not what it seems 81 00:04:30,130 --> 00:04:34,000 When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams 82 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,770 You might run into trouble if you go to extremes 83 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:41,810 Because everything is not what it seems 84 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:45,550 Everything is not what it seems 85 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:49,680 When you can have what you want by the simplest of means 86 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,120 Be careful not to mess with the balance of things 87 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,290 Because everything is not 88 00:04:57,460 --> 00:04:59,260 What it seems 89 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,730 Alex, you don't even kno that's Mason. 90 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,570 That's why I have to go. To find out. 91 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,770 The last time you saw him he was running off into the Transylvania woods. 92 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,110 He's a wolf now. You can't change that. 93 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:16,310 Justin, if you had a chance to be with Juliet for just one more minute, 94 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:18,480 even though she's old now, would you take it? 95 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:23,180 Look, I'll be fine. 96 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:26,750 But all you know is that he's somewhere in the Pocono Mountains. 97 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:29,220 Max, how's your howling? 98 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:34,900 - Never better. - Let's go. 99 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:37,030 Max! Come... Are you...?! 100 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,740 If Mom and Dad find out that Alex and Max got eaten by a wolf, 101 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:44,140 Guess who's grounded? Me! 102 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:47,640 Well, then go help her. Zeke and I will watch the shop. 103 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,510 Besides, it'll give me a chance to be alone with him for our first kiss. 104 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:52,980 You're not gonna wait till the party? 105 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:55,680 There's gonna be enough awkwardness at the party 106 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,790 just with Zeke dancing, I don't wanna add a first kiss to that. 107 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:01,990 Hey, guys! I figured it out. 108 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,730 We're having 14-layer Bean dip at my party! 109 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,760 Mmm! So good! 110 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:12,500 Well... 111 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:14,940 - Good luck with that kiss, Harper. - Yep. 112 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,950 We've looked everywhere in these woods. 113 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:27,620 Maybe we'll have luck here. Do it again, Max. 114 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,590 Knock on the door and see if they know anything. 115 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,660 Come on in, it's open. 116 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,000 I'm so sorry. 117 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,740 Oh, don't you mind that. 118 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:51,410 Pa is gonna fix it as soon as it's our turn for the town screwdriver. 119 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:57,140 Well, just don't stand there collecting dust. Come on in. 120 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:58,610 Pa, put your knittin' down. 121 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,050 Junior we got company. Put your shoe on. 122 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:06,790 I'm sorry, we don't mean to bother you, 123 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,060 we just wanted to come by and talk to you about your wolf... 124 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:10,890 Dog! Painting dog. 125 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,090 Why? 126 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:16,700 We don't need no city folk looky-loos, gawking at Doug. 127 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:19,800 Uh, sir, we're not looky-loos. 128 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,100 We are... We are from... the museum. 129 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:26,010 - Mm-hm. - Museum? Which museum? 130 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,340 - The... - The famous museum... 131 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:32,180 - ...famous... - ...Of art and statues... 132 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:34,280 - Statues. Mm-hm. - ...And stuff. 133 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,050 I heard of that. 134 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:38,790 You have? 135 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:41,360 You callin' me a liar? 136 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,660 Of course not. 137 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:47,360 We would like to have an exhibit of Doug's artwork for the museum. 138 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,600 Why sure, Mr. Museum Feller. 139 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:52,000 Junior, go fetch Doug. 140 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:55,900 Pa, why don't you heat up some of your squirrel stew for these nice folks? 141 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:58,210 - All right. - Excuse me, I can't eat that. 142 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,140 I hate stew. 143 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,580 Can you put the squirrel in something else, possibly? 144 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:06,050 A squirrel kabob? 145 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,320 Keep 'em coming! 146 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,620 That dog looks just like Mason. 147 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:17,760 I need to know for sure. Keep them busy. 148 00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:21,960 Junior, can... can I have a better look at Doug, 149 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 over here by the... 150 00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:26,230 ...by the corn? 151 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,740 So, you guys, ... this is a... 152 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:33,440 ...a lovely home you have. 153 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,580 Can you show me around a little bit? 154 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:43,880 Can you... Ho-ho! 155 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,490 Can you tell me a little bit about this here chair? 156 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,160 Oh! That's Junior's time out chair. 157 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,860 Sometimes I'm bad. 158 00:08:57,930 --> 00:09:00,530 - Mason, is that you? - This piece of artwork over here... 159 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:02,800 ...you mind explaining it to me? 160 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,640 There's only one way to find out. 161 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,810 We need them to stuff a mattress for Junior. He's gonna sleep inside soon. 162 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,980 Oh, yeah! 163 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,850 I've missed you so much. 164 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:30,530 Wow. How much did you splurge on this, Jerry? 165 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,700 How much did you save on this, Jerry? 166 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,740 Enough to get us a free night. 167 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:41,880 Or a hot Fudge sundae. 168 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:45,480 This room costs the same as a hot Fudge sundae? 169 00:09:45,510 --> 00:09:49,180 Yeah, but if you get nuts, then it's more than the room. 170 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,920 Hey, look, my spy bear's hooked up. 171 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,560 Let's see what's going on. 172 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:05,570 What?! They threw my Teddy bear Cam in the trash? 173 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,840 I'm gonna call and find out what's happening. 174 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:11,310 A dollar a minute?! 175 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,180 Hey, Zeke, why you smart? 176 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,820 I don't know, I'm just good I know it 177 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,860 Hi. 178 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,460 Uh... Zeke, 179 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,730 I just wanted to thank you for staying here with me 180 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:42,100 while our friends are out looking for their dog. 181 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,240 I would have been here all alone. 182 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,840 And now it's just you and I here. 183 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,440 All alone. 184 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,610 Yeah, I hate being alone. 185 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:56,680 But, I'm probably alone a lot because I'm not a very good listener. 186 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,620 I mean, I didn't even know Justin had a dog. 187 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:05,330 Well, since it's just you and me here alone, 188 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,330 maybe we should talk about taking the next step in our relationship. 189 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,970 Is your arm OK? You keep doing this with it? 190 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,810 It's... it's fine, Zeke. 191 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,470 Well, I definitely agree. 192 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:23,080 As long as that next step in our relationship involves better listening. 193 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:25,210 Because Justin probably told me he had a dog 194 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:28,950 and it just went blah-blah-blah in this ear, and blah-blah-blah out that ear. 195 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,690 Just forget about the dog, OK? 196 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,660 We're busy! 197 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,470 So, where... were we? 198 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,140 I was... cleaning that table. 199 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:04,220 Mm-mm! Now that is some yummy-licious squirrel, Pa. 200 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,550 You sure you don't want some, Museum Lady? 201 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,430 Well, why don't I fix some possum pie 202 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:15,200 after we do some music entertainin'? 203 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,330 Squirrel kabobs and a show? 204 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,470 I love me the country life. 205 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,640 Am I holding this thing upside down, or should I... 'Cause... 206 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:28,810 It doesn't matter. 207 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,040 All right, boys, follow along now. 208 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,080 A one and a two, and a one, two... 209 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,730 - Alex? - Mason! 210 00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:59,670 You changed me back. Thank you. 211 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,810 I didn't do it. 212 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,340 You was right, Ma. 213 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,380 That news story snagged us some wiz-ards. 214 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,050 They're just like us. 215 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,190 Who changed you back? 216 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,290 - We did. - How? 217 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,620 Who cares? I've got Mason back. 218 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:27,330 Yep, Junior. They's wizards like us. 219 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,160 No, they ain't. 220 00:13:30,130 --> 00:13:32,300 We're country wizards. 221 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:34,130 Oh my gosh, country wizard wands. 222 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,700 Hey, what's going on? And how did you get Mason? 223 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,810 Hold your horses, Alex. 224 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,480 They got hairpin triggers. Don't get them riled up. 225 00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:51,450 Sorry, I guess some of their quaint country colloquialisms have rubbed off on me. 226 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,350 We went through our portal 227 00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:57,160 to check the squirrel traps in the Transylvania woods. 228 00:13:57,190 --> 00:13:59,290 Yep. We found Mason, 229 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,460 took him in, had ourselves a new huntin' dog, 230 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:05,160 so Junior here don't have to fetch the game in his mouth no more. 231 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,170 Nope. 232 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,400 When we weren't huntin', we kept Mason in the shed 233 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,210 where he commenced to paintin' pictures of a pretty girl. 234 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,480 Since we found him in the Transylvania woods, 235 00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,610 we figured she was a wizard girl. 236 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,680 Ah-ha! Then you convinced the people from the television program 237 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,750 to do a piece on an "artistic dog" to attract another wizard family to you. 238 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:31,290 No. We got the folks in the TV box to do a movin' picture show 239 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,830 on a fancy drawin' dog to lure another wizard clan to us. 240 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,300 OK... 241 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,700 So we're here. Now what? 242 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,940 - We want your portal. - What?! 243 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,270 You see that? 244 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,270 To the world, it's an outhouse. 245 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:52,340 To us, it's our Lair with our portal inside. 246 00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,480 By the way, I stitched that. 247 00:14:56,780 --> 00:15:00,850 The dang county lawman told us we had to build an indoor bathroom, 248 00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:04,020 and then they bulldozed our Outhouse Lair. 249 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,130 Dad would have really liked sitting in an Outhouse Lair. 250 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,560 Every wizard family only gets one portal. 251 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,600 So you guys have no way back into the wizard world. 252 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,840 Here's what I'm proposin': 253 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:20,970 You give us your portal and we let wolf-boy here go home with Missy. 254 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,140 - Deal. - No deal! 255 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,880 You country wizards is e-vil. 256 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:29,780 See, now you got me gesticulatin' and figgerin' like yous do. 257 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:32,180 That's e-vil. 258 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:39,620 Look, I know how much you and Mason care for each other, but I'm sorry. 259 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:43,800 There's no way we can give up our portal. I hope you can understand one day. 260 00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:48,200 Ma, Pa, please let Mason go with me. I love him. 261 00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,030 It's not like he's any use to you. 262 00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:54,010 If you ain't gonna make a deal, you best get. 263 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,210 Now! Move it! 264 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,380 Not you. 265 00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,980 Justin! We can't leave Mason. 266 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,220 There's nothing we can do, Alex. We've got to get out of here. 267 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,620 These guys mean business. 268 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:07,950 - You still here? - Get off our land! 269 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:09,850 - Come on! - Wait. 270 00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:12,060 I have to say goodbye to Mason. 271 00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:19,660 Oh... they changed you back. 272 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:28,270 I'll trade you our portal for Mason. Wait for me to flash you into our Lair. 273 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:34,510 Hey. Hi. Excuse me. 274 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:37,520 Before I go, you think I can have a squirrel doggie bag? 275 00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:41,020 Perhaps wrapped in foil, in the shape of a crab? 276 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:44,020 Son, you make less than no sense. 277 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,260 - You just made yourself an enemy... - Come on! 278 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,300 I'm Zeke, I'll be your server. 279 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:07,250 Zeke, what color are my eyes when you look real close? 280 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,880 Oh, The distance has no effect on the eye color. 281 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,080 If it's hazel from here, it's hazel from there. 282 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,390 I knew dating a younger woman would have its challenges. 283 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:22,860 So, how'd it go? 284 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:27,430 Pretty good. I ate squirrel, made some new enemies... 285 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:29,130 It was a regular day. 286 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:34,510 So, how'd it go? 287 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:38,210 How'd it go? 288 00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:42,010 - Was it Mason? - Yes. 289 00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:46,180 It was him, but he's being held by some country wizards 290 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:51,090 who grow corn by their beds, and have a son with one shoe. 291 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,490 Oh, good. I thought you were gonna say something crazy. 292 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,960 I was on my ninth layer of the Bean dip 293 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,730 and I got a jalape?o seed stuck in my throat. 294 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,970 Get... cough... 295 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:09,540 Ah! It's stuck in my nose! 296 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:13,410 Now it's in my eye! It's a traveling jalapeno seed! 297 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:14,910 I'll go get the eye wash. 298 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:25,320 Zeke, this party has you all stressed out, man. 299 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,130 It's not the party, man. It's Harper. 300 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,630 I think she's trying to get me alone so she can kiss me. 301 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,200 It's my first time. 302 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,770 I know. 303 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,600 - I really think you should do it. - Yeah? 304 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:44,610 Take it from someone who has had a ton of experience in amour. 305 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:50,350 Alex! 306 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,150 We are pleased as punch 307 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,990 you decided to make the swap, Missy. 308 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,720 I'd swap anything for Mason. 309 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,120 Giving up your portal is an enormous sacrifice, Alex. 310 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,790 Are you sure you won't ever regret this? 311 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,860 Regret is for the weak. 312 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:08,600 That's my Alex, lovely and scary. 313 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,270 Well, let's get this show on the road. 314 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,810 Get what show on the road? 315 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,940 Alex, what are you doing?! 316 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,780 What are they doing here? 317 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,450 Who cares? I've been waiting for this opportunity. 318 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,650 Ahh... hello. Welcome to my home. 319 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,250 Are you hungry? Can I get you something to eat? 320 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,690 You get nothing. 321 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,520 Revenge is sweet, isn't it? 322 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:36,830 Alex, I will not let you give away our portal. 323 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:40,260 Oh, I am so sorry, my dear brother, 324 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,830 but you are too late to stop me 325 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:46,840 from trading our portal for Mason's return. 326 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,510 You... Look at the door! 327 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,110 You see? 328 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:59,980 Our portal will soon be removed by their mighty lumberjack saw. 329 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,690 Yep. That's me. 330 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:08,090 Oh, well then, we should show them the door. 331 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:10,830 Which is right behind me. Purple. 332 00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:14,730 Yes, yes. Now, you guys go check it out, 333 00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:17,100 because once we trade, there's not any un-trades. 334 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,470 Sure is dark. 335 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,070 It's the energy-saver model. 336 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:25,740 Oh, they're goin' green, Ma. 337 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,950 Uh, the light switch is there over to the left. 338 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:32,750 Further. Further. A little bit further. Little bit... yeah. 339 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:36,620 - Hey! - You tricked us! We got no powers in here! 340 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,690 It's locked. 341 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,830 Knock knock. Who's there? Disappear. Disappear who? 342 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:45,130 Dis appears to be a door eaten by termites. 343 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,840 That was amazing! Instantly picked up on Alex's game. 344 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,810 Yep, my skills are sharp. 345 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:04,620 Razor sharp. 346 00:21:06,690 --> 00:21:08,790 - Where did you send them? - I don't know. 347 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:12,890 They're just floating in some magical limbo somewhere. But who cares? 348 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:15,060 The important thing is that we're back together. 349 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:21,230 No! 350 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,840 What happened? 351 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,110 Well, maybe you broke your deal with them, 352 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:30,310 so they broke their deal with you. 353 00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:34,480 What am I gonna do, Justin? 354 00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:37,250 I don't know. 355 00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:49,130 I can't believe it. 356 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,760 My true love is a wolf again. 357 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,260 The fact that I have to say "again" at the end of that sentence 358 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,900 just shows how messed up our lives really are. 359 00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:59,840 It's fine. All right, we just gotta find a way to turn him human again. 360 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:02,210 Does anyone have any ideas on how we can do that? 361 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,880 Does anyone else have any ideas on how we can do that? 362 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,220 He's trying to tell us something. 363 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:14,720 Wait, oh my gosh, I love him so much, I'll probably know what he's saying. 364 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:21,660 Yes, Mason. I do look good right now. 365 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,760 Is that really what he said? 366 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,330 I'm assuming. 367 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,330 OK, there's gotta be a better way for us to do this. 368 00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:33,440 Maybe... Maybe there's a wand app. 369 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,110 Restaurant locater... 370 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,050 ...spell calculator... 371 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,220 Here's an application to turn my wand into a light saber. 372 00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,520 How fun! 373 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,020 Max... I am your brother. 374 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,930 Look, there's an animal translator app. 375 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:03,230 It translates animal sounds into human voices. 376 00:23:03,270 --> 00:23:04,740 Oh, that thing doesn't work. 377 00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:07,640 I tried it on my pet frog once. 378 00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:10,440 "Keep this guy away from me. Keep this guy away from me." 379 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,340 It made no sense. 380 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,850 All right, Mason. Say something. 381 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,580 I am in love with you, Alex Russo. 382 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:23,150 Aw, look at that. 383 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:26,590 Even as a wolf with a weird, robotic translator voice, he's still charming. 384 00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:31,330 - Charming. - If we can go back to the country wizards' trailer, 385 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:35,930 I believe their charmed jug band instruments had something to do with turning me human. 386 00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:39,870 Did you hear that? There's hope after all. This is incredible. 387 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:42,910 It looks like we're going back to that old trailer in the middle of nowhere 388 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:46,040 to find some magical instruments that'll turn your boyfriend human again. 389 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,550 You're right. Our lives are messed up. 390 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,560 OK, now I just need to let it set. 391 00:24:00,390 --> 00:24:03,460 Honey, I'm gonna take you out 392 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,560 to an expensive anniversary dinner, 393 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,330 then we're gonna have a long conversation about our feelings, 394 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:12,340 and maybe afterwards I'll do that really romantic thing 395 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:16,210 where the man puts the jacket over a puddle so the woman can walk across it. 396 00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:18,280 Really? 397 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:21,610 Jerry, you'd ruin your good Jean jacket for me? 398 00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:24,220 Of course I would, honey. 399 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,020 Oh, Jerry, thank you. 400 00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,490 This is shaping up to be the best... 401 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,050 Hey look, the Teddy bear Cam's back on. 402 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:36,630 Quick, throw me my Jean jacket! You know I love to wear it when I'm sleuthing! 403 00:25:01,490 --> 00:25:03,820 Um... Zeke? 404 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:05,660 Could you come here for a second? 405 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,690 Harper, you're not going to believe this. 406 00:25:09,730 --> 00:25:13,700 I was bussing tables and I found some sort of a high-tech toy. 407 00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:15,770 I think it's got half a binocular in it. 408 00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:17,470 Oh! 409 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,540 Oh, you got me a little something. 410 00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:25,540 'Cause we're boyfriend and girlfriend and that's what they do, give each other gifts. 411 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,240 No. I got it out of the garbage. 412 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,710 But you can still have it. 413 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,120 I'm gonna warn you though, it's reeks of tuna. 414 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:34,250 Oh. 415 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,690 Which is unfortunate Bears prefer salmon. 416 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,320 Oh! 417 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,730 Well, a gift is still a gift. 418 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,300 So let me just say "thank you." 419 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,770 Hey, what's going on in here? 420 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:57,540 Nothing. What's going on with you? 421 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,780 Nothing. 422 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:03,350 Really? Because it looks like the three of you 423 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:05,550 just walked out of the vegetable cooler with a dog 424 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:08,450 that I never knew you had. 425 00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:10,420 Well, um... 426 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,120 - Justin? - Yes! 427 00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:17,260 Yes, we did. And I have an answer for that. 428 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:20,360 This is a... This right here... 429 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,730 - Sled dog. - That's right. That's right. 430 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:26,740 - That is right. It is a sled dog. - Sled dog. 431 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:30,240 We actually got him from an animal shelter over in... 432 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,180 - ...over in Greenland. - Mm-hm. 433 00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:35,480 Which is why we brought him back, he wants to go back in. Because it's cooler in there. 434 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,750 - Yeah. - Much more like Greenland... 435 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:39,820 - Like home. Yes. - ...Where he's from. 436 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,590 - Snow. - Home. 437 00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:44,460 Also, when he howls, we can understand what it means. 438 00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:51,060 What? I didn't want you guys to do all the explaining. 439 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:54,100 OK, Alex. I'm so glad you found your sled dog. 440 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:57,640 But he has no business being in a food preparation area. 441 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,140 Yes, yes, good. Because we have so many more important things to take care of. 442 00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:05,740 - So we're gonna... - Yeah, and let's just say 443 00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:09,010 that they have nothing to do with us understanding the thoughts of a magical wolf. 444 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:10,850 Are you serious? Right now. 445 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,720 Oh, and Zeke. Why didn't I get an invite to your party? 446 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,790 - I did invite you to my party. - No, you didn't. 447 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:20,460 Just keep that in mind. You didn't. 448 00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:22,960 All right. 449 00:27:22,990 --> 00:27:26,000 Good luck on all that important stuff you guys have to do. Yeah. 450 00:27:26,030 --> 00:27:28,630 I'm sure Zeke and I will be fine. 451 00:27:28,670 --> 00:27:32,470 Just the two of us. Alone. With no one else around. 452 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,870 Actually, Harper, I got a bunch of stuff to do. I gotta plan this party... 453 00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:37,940 Forget it then! Just forget it! I give up! 454 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:40,680 I'm never going to get you to kiss me, Zeke Beakerman! 455 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,180 I knew she wanted to kiss me. 456 00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,720 I am so good at reading women. 457 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,590 "Good at reading women." 458 00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:56,690 I taught that kid everything he knows. 459 00:27:56,730 --> 00:27:59,500 Jerry, I think you missed the point. 460 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:01,930 Harper and Zeke are in charge of our restaurant 461 00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:04,440 and our kids just came out of the Lair with a wolf. 462 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,570 You're right. We gotta get out of here. 463 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:09,070 Let's go. I'll pack the hotel towels. 464 00:28:09,110 --> 00:28:11,140 You get the soaps and the sewing Kit. 465 00:28:21,690 --> 00:28:23,650 OK, quick. Everybody look around. 466 00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:27,260 Great. I say we get the last of the squirrel kabobs then get out of here. 467 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:30,030 No, we have to find those magical jug band instruments. 468 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,400 Spread out and look. 469 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:39,000 - Clear over here. - Nothing here. 470 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,740 Oh, I found one! 471 00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:42,440 Max, that's not an instrument. 472 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:44,740 That's a wooden bucket with spit in it. 473 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,850 What is it, boy? 474 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,580 What are you trying to tell us? 475 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,650 Is there trouble at the old mill? 476 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,750 Justin, what are you doing? 477 00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:57,390 We have a translator app. 478 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:59,090 I thought it would be more dramatic this way. 479 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,430 Which is fun for all of us because... 480 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,660 All right, I'm doing it. 481 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:07,400 The charmed jug band instruments are in this chest. 482 00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:10,830 He must have used his keen sense of wolf smell to track them down. Good job. 483 00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:15,440 Or... it says "Magic Musicalizin' Doodads" on the top. 484 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,640 Instruments are in here. 485 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,940 So... if we just play these, 486 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:23,480 maybe it'll turn Mason into human again. 487 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,580 OK. I'll play the banjo. Alex, you blow into this jug. 488 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:28,950 Max, washboard's all yours, buddy. 489 00:29:28,990 --> 00:29:31,390 Mason, you're on the spoons, buddy. 490 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:35,660 - All right. - Really? 491 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,830 You're gonna give an instrument that requires thumbs to a wolf? 492 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,530 - I figured he had a better chance than Max. - Hey! 493 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,070 You're probably right. 494 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,440 Right there. All right, let's do this. 495 00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:52,580 All right, OK. A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three. 496 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,190 Why isn't this working? 497 00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,620 Because we don't sound good. 498 00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,150 Do you even know how to play the banjo? 499 00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:06,790 Excuse me, your wolf boyfriend is terrible at the washboard. 500 00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:15,270 What's going on? 501 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:18,040 Trailer's being towed! 502 00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:21,210 Their trailer...! Grab an instrument! Everyone grab an instrument and run! 503 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,040 - Wait! I've got a better idea. - Is magic really a better idea? 504 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,910 Probably not. But it involves a lot less running than your plan. 505 00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:37,760 Harper... 506 00:30:40,890 --> 00:30:43,060 I've been thinking about our relationship, 507 00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:46,500 and I think it's time we took things to the next level. 508 00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:48,370 Oh, let me guess. 509 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,900 You want to see if we can keep our eyes open while we sneeze. 510 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:53,800 - I'll get the pepper. - No, no, no. 511 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,710 I was aiming for something a little lower on the face. 512 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:59,180 Like... the mouth area. 513 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:04,350 The mouth area? Well, that means... 514 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:05,580 It sure does. 515 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,920 What was that?! 516 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,490 Oh, come on! 517 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:23,830 Nice. 518 00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:26,300 It's...! There's...! 519 00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:30,810 This was your bright idea? 520 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:35,310 To replace the sub car with the trailer? 521 00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:39,350 Well, hey, it got us out of carrying all these instruments back home, didn't it? 522 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,950 What's going on? 523 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:45,620 How did this old trailer get in here? 524 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:48,460 Oh, my gosh. He's relentless. I have to tell him. 525 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,760 Ah! Nope, nope! 526 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:54,970 Zeke, this trailer has been here for like... 527 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,200 ...a few days, man. I mean, isn't that right, Harper? 528 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,770 Please skip me. 529 00:32:02,070 --> 00:32:05,210 No, it hasn't. It's always the subway car, for sub sandwiches. 530 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,080 This is a trailer. What do you sell now? 531 00:32:08,110 --> 00:32:09,880 Trail mix?! 532 00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:11,920 Um... 533 00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:14,180 Actually, it's um... 534 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:17,420 ...it's a new hillbilly theme that we're testing out for the restaurant. 535 00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:20,460 We play jug band music and everything. All right. 536 00:32:20,490 --> 00:32:22,990 Come on everybody, let's play him something 537 00:32:23,030 --> 00:32:27,330 to show him how true this story that I am telling him is. 538 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,640 Hey, that's a classic clogging tune. 539 00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:35,870 A Mule in the Hen House. 540 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:38,940 I think it's missing an instrument or two, but I could probably still dance to it. 541 00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:42,850 Oh, yeah! Yeah, I can still dance to this! 542 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,180 Shoulda brought my clogs! 543 00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:50,950 - That was close. - Mmm. 544 00:33:00,030 --> 00:33:03,200 Mason, you're back! Sort of. 545 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:04,870 Hello, love. 546 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,870 Hang on! Wait a second! Did you guys see that? 547 00:33:07,910 --> 00:33:11,140 Did you see that?! He was all, "Hello, love". 548 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,080 What is going on?! 549 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,720 Well.. Zeke, I totally understand... 550 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,450 ...the confusion with... 551 00:33:24,490 --> 00:33:26,220 But, I got... Max? 552 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,830 Oh, now you want my help? 553 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:34,200 Would someone please tell me what's going on? 554 00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:37,730 Because I just saw your pet sled dog from Greenland, 555 00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:38,970 who lives in your veggie cooler, 556 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,440 turn into a half-human, 557 00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:44,610 half-bear-hairy-creature-thing! 558 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,980 What is going on?! I deserve some answers! 559 00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:05,160 Zeke, you all right? 560 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,590 Where am I? What happened? 561 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:12,800 You passed out after your kiss with Harper. 562 00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:19,340 I kissed Harper? 563 00:34:19,370 --> 00:34:22,410 No wonder I feel so manly and confident. 564 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,610 I dreamt I was this dog that turned into this powerful man-dog. 565 00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:32,120 I don't even care that all of you saw me faint. 566 00:34:32,150 --> 00:34:33,790 I can handle anything now. 567 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:35,320 I've kissed a person! 568 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:38,460 Yes, you have, honey. 569 00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:40,730 Now let's go brag to people we don't even know. 570 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,860 OK! 571 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,030 - Hey! I've kissed a person! - I was that person. 572 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:52,270 All right, we saw the Teddy bear camera, 573 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,440 and we know you're guilty of something. 574 00:34:54,470 --> 00:34:58,510 Great, Theresa. Now they know about the Teddy bear Cam. And we don't have... 575 00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:00,810 There's a...! It's...! 576 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,620 What did you do to the sub car? 577 00:35:04,650 --> 00:35:06,920 Yeah! What did you do to the sub car? 578 00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:09,350 Please tell me... it's permanently gone? 579 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,490 You better have a good explanation for this, young lady. 580 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,790 Actually, I do. 581 00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:17,930 Would you like the long version or the short version? 582 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,630 I don't care. 583 00:35:19,670 --> 00:35:22,230 Either way, you're gonna end up grounded. So, go ahead. 584 00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:25,800 OK, it's OK for you to come in now, Mason. 585 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:31,480 Well, when Mason was a wolf, 586 00:35:31,510 --> 00:35:34,080 he was living in this trailer, 587 00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:37,080 with a family who tried to take our portal, 588 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,950 but then, but then, I tricked those country wizards... 589 00:35:40,990 --> 00:35:43,620 Yeah! And their wands were sticks with leaves... 590 00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:46,420 All right, all right, I do care. Gimme the short version. 591 00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:48,460 Oh. All right. 592 00:35:48,490 --> 00:35:50,190 Well, the short version is, 593 00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:51,660 I did all this because I love Mason 594 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:54,000 and I wanted to get him back. 595 00:35:54,030 --> 00:35:57,940 I don't know if I'm just swept up by the romance of our anniversary weekend, 596 00:35:57,970 --> 00:36:02,610 but I'm getting the sense that Alex loves Mason and wanted to get him back. 597 00:36:05,510 --> 00:36:08,150 That's because she just said that, Mr. Russo. 598 00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:10,880 No. I don't think so. 599 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,050 I think I'm coming to that realization on my own, in the moment. 600 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:21,660 Oh, boy. This is more romantichan the time you guys were kissing in the rain. 601 00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:26,430 What? I love a happy ending. 602 00:36:29,030 --> 00:36:32,170 Alex, I'm so glad your feelings for me haven't changed, 603 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,810 even though I may look like this for the rest of my life. 604 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,670 What? 605 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:43,150 No, no. You're not gonna look like this 606 00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:45,180 for the rest of your life, right? Tell him, Justin. 607 00:36:48,190 --> 00:36:50,220 - Justin? - Well... 608 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,830 I mean, obviously, the instruments didn't work. 609 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,760 And until I can figure out why, 610 00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:58,300 I believe that Mason will be stuck in this... 611 00:36:58,330 --> 00:37:01,270 ..."in-between stage," we'll call it. 612 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,870 It's OK. No one's gonna suspect a thing. 613 00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:08,440 Lots of kids have beards these days. 614 00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:10,680 Not on their eyelids, Dad. 615 00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:16,380 Oh. At least we're together. 616 00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:18,350 And Alex still loves me. 617 00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:21,690 Mm-hm. Yes, I do. 618 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,070 Zeke! Zeke! 619 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,540 Zeke! Zeke, look, all I'm saying is that I need your help. 620 00:37:38,570 --> 00:37:40,610 You said that our song was missing an instrument. 621 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,340 Did you figure out what instrument that was? 622 00:37:42,370 --> 00:37:46,610 I'm sorry, Justin. Now that I've had my first kiss, I'm totally different. 623 00:37:46,650 --> 00:37:49,050 I can't be bothered with trivial stuff like that. 624 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,250 I only do awesome stuff now. 625 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,590 Well, that's good, because jug band music is awesome. 626 00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:58,190 - You think so? - I know so. 627 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,890 Well, in that case, you're missing a mouth harp. 628 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,360 Yes! Ah, the siren sound of backwoods America. 629 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,400 Find that, my friend, and you have your song! 630 00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:11,340 Ah. 631 00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:13,200 I'm not really that different, am I? 632 00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,070 Yeah. No, not really. 633 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,110 OK, keep going! Keep up, keep up, come on! 634 00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:23,610 Alex, stop. 635 00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:26,450 We spent all afternoon in a dark theater. 636 00:38:26,490 --> 00:38:29,420 It's beautiful outside. Why are we running home? 637 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:31,620 Because... 638 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:36,290 ...you know what a physical fitness nut I am. All right. Let's get inside. 639 00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:40,300 Physical fitness nut? 640 00:38:40,330 --> 00:38:44,140 Darling, you turn the TV on it's side so you can watch it laying down. 641 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:48,510 I'd like to sit outside for a while. 642 00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:51,040 That's what happens when you stay in a tanning bed too long. 643 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,980 Be careful. That's right, be careful. 644 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,480 Great. Yes. Outside. All right. Well... OK. 645 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,990 Look! Let's read newspapers and sit outside. Come on. 646 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:04,120 OK. OK. 647 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,820 OK, isn't this great? 648 00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:10,330 OK, hurry up and read yours. OK. 649 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,870 You know, I'm really looking forward to going to Zeke's party with you tonight. 650 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:16,330 Oh, was that tonight? 651 00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:18,540 I... I thought it already happened and we missed it. 652 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:20,140 Oh, well. We'll catch the next one. 653 00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:23,540 - No, it's tonight. - Mmm. Mm-hmm. 654 00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:26,840 Well, these newspapers could do the trick. 655 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,180 Bet you if we t some eyeholes it could work. 656 00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:32,120 I don't understand. Is this a game? 657 00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:34,120 Oh, my goodness! You guys won't believe what just happened! 658 00:39:34,150 --> 00:39:37,120 OK. Zeke kissed me hello and then he fainted again! 659 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,090 What if he kisses me at the party and faints there? 660 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,030 We're gonna be the second most embarrassing couple at the party. 661 00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:43,800 Well, who's first? 662 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,530 I don't know. 663 00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:51,770 Well, it sounds like it would be best if you didn't go to the party, either. 664 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,910 Wait, you're not going to the party? 665 00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:56,310 But you two have to go to the party. 666 00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:59,610 - Why? - I don't know. 667 00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,610 You know, it would be fun to go to a party, Alex. 668 00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:07,350 I mean, I'd love to meet your friends, mingle, get to know... 669 00:40:07,390 --> 00:40:09,190 Oh, I don't have any friends. 670 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,720 Well, I'm your friend and I want you to go. 671 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,660 You see? Your only friend wants you to go. 672 00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:19,700 Now I'm beginning to understand why Justin has robot friends. 673 00:40:37,150 --> 00:40:40,050 Excuse me! Everyone! Can I have everyone's attention, please? Hi. 674 00:40:40,090 --> 00:40:42,220 Has anyone seen my best friend, Justin? 675 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:46,160 He was supposed to come relieve me as DJ so I could mingle. No? 676 00:40:56,870 --> 00:41:00,570 Wow. Look at this place. Zeke's a... 677 00:41:02,170 --> 00:41:05,680 Zeke's apartment's amazing. This elevator goes right up into it. 678 00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:10,650 I know. I thought I was gonna have a little bit of time in a hallway to come up with a plan. 679 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,080 A plan for what? 680 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,990 A... plan for how to get to Pittsburgh 681 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:19,160 from Philadelphia. Mm-hmm. 682 00:41:19,190 --> 00:41:22,160 Now keep your map up and stick to the shadowy area. 683 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,400 All right! Yeah! 684 00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:28,500 Good-looking guy! Good-looking girl! 685 00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,270 All right. 686 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,000 Harper. Where've you been? 687 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,010 I haven't seen you since our big smooch sesh. Let's dance! 688 00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:39,410 Let's... let's slow dance, instead. 689 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,850 OK, sure. 690 00:41:54,530 --> 00:41:58,030 When all is said and all is done 691 00:41:58,060 --> 00:42:01,830 Everything will change but what's insane 692 00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:06,240 Winter, spring, summer, fall 693 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,240 Hello, party, that I was not invited to. 694 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,780 Consider yourself crashed. 695 00:42:15,810 --> 00:42:17,880 Hey, Zeke, thanks for not inviting me, buddy. 696 00:42:19,990 --> 00:42:22,150 Good night, everybody! 697 00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:30,800 How about we fold the maps up and go mingle? 698 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:34,030 How about we keep the maps up and mingle, OK? 699 00:42:34,070 --> 00:42:36,430 - Hey, how's it going? - Pretty good. 700 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,870 I heard there's this crazy, hairy kid at the party. I came as soon as I got the text. 701 00:42:39,910 --> 00:42:42,040 Where? I've gotta see this. 702 00:42:42,070 --> 00:42:45,180 He's talking about you. Why'd you put your map down? 703 00:42:45,210 --> 00:42:47,010 I get it, Alex. 704 00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:49,350 You're worried about what other people think of the way I look. 705 00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:51,080 Well, I... 706 00:42:52,550 --> 00:42:55,520 What? No! Who? You mean them? 707 00:42:55,550 --> 00:42:57,960 Oh, my gosh. Everybody sees us. 708 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,860 You're ashamed of me, aren't you? 709 00:43:01,890 --> 00:43:05,660 No. I don't know. Maybe. 710 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:09,130 It's just that... you have hair on your forehead. 711 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:13,140 And you walk in a circle like ten times before you sit. 712 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,540 I'm sorry you feel that way. 713 00:43:17,580 --> 00:43:21,010 I guess I'll leave you alone so I won't have to embarrass you anymore. 714 00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:28,250 Alex, what are you doing? 715 00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:30,190 I don't know. I couldn't help it. 716 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:32,260 People were pointing and laughing. 717 00:43:32,290 --> 00:43:36,030 Alex, what I've always loved about you is that you don't care what other people think. 718 00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:37,630 I can't even do that. 719 00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:40,830 My boyfriend was embarrassing me so I kissed him so he'd pass out. 720 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:44,300 But you're better than that. That's why we're such good friends. 721 00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:47,340 I mean, it doesn't matter how over-the-top I am, 722 00:43:47,370 --> 00:43:50,010 you've never made me feel weird about it once. 723 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,110 Even when I had that cupcake hat. 724 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:55,710 I mean, it was a cupcake on my head. How could you not comment on that? 725 00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:02,390 Harper, I put up with that, because you put up with me. I think it's a fair trade. 726 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:06,060 Well, it seems like Mason is having to put up with something right now. 727 00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:08,590 You alreadlost him once. 728 00:44:08,630 --> 00:44:12,300 Don't let a little thing like you have to brush his face make you lose him again. 729 00:44:17,870 --> 00:44:19,940 - Thank you, Harper. - You're welcome. 730 00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:26,080 I don't have my wand, but I want to keep this dramatic moment, 731 00:44:26,110 --> 00:44:28,180 - so I'm just gonna use my hand. - OK. 732 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:33,820 - Mason, I need to talk to you. - Oh? Are you sure? 733 00:44:33,850 --> 00:44:36,690 - The doorman might see us together. - Please, I'm sorry. 734 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,020 I was completely wrong to act that way. 735 00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:44,100 What we have is so much stronger than any of that superficial stuff. 736 00:44:44,130 --> 00:44:47,870 The most important thing to me is that you're back and we're together. 737 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:50,000 I love you, no matter what. 738 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,270 I don't know if I can believe you. 739 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,870 - Then let me prove it. - How? 740 00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:57,710 The same way people have been doing it for centuries now, 741 00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:00,180 by slow dancing to a romantic pop song. 742 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:11,230 Ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh 743 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,500 Ooh ooh ooh 744 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,070 Ooh ooh ooh 745 00:45:17,110 --> 00:45:19,740 Ooh ooh ooh 746 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,510 Can you feel me 747 00:45:24,550 --> 00:45:27,650 When I think about you? 748 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,420 With every breath I take 749 00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:35,260 Every minute no matter what I do 750 00:45:35,290 --> 00:45:38,430 Mworld is an empty place 751 00:45:38,460 --> 00:45:40,660 Like I've been wandering the desert 752 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:44,230 For a thousand days 753 00:45:44,270 --> 00:45:46,370 Ooh 754 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,470 Don't know if its a mirage 755 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:52,870 But I always see your face 756 00:45:52,910 --> 00:45:56,310 Baby I'm missing you so much 757 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:58,580 Can't help it I'm in love 758 00:45:58,610 --> 00:46:02,620 A day without you is like a year without rain 759 00:46:02,650 --> 00:46:06,490 I need you by my side Don't know how else to find 760 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,320 A day without you is like... 761 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,360 You know, under normal circumstances I'd kiss you right now. 762 00:46:11,390 --> 00:46:13,160 Yeah, I'm still kind of working on that. 763 00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:15,960 - How 'bout a hi-five with a loving gaze? 764 00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:22,900 - Wanna do the dance? OK. - Let's do it. 765 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:28,510 The stars are burning 766 00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:31,510 I hear your voice in my mind 767 00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:41,050 Alex! Alex, I found it! 768 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,120 The last piece to complete Mason's transformation, the mouth harp! 769 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,690 Oh, Justin, thank you. But I don't really need you to do that anymore, 770 00:46:47,730 --> 00:46:50,960 it kind of undermines the whole speech I gave about being superficial. 771 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,730 Mason and I are kind of above all that now. 772 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,870 All right, I... 773 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,470 You know, just figured you'd need it because... 774 00:46:58,510 --> 00:47:00,610 ...over here with... 775 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,640 Well... 776 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,350 Who are we kidding? Justin! 777 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,290 Do it, man. I'm hideous. 778 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:27,130 Did it work? Do I look handsome? 779 00:47:27,170 --> 00:47:29,000 Yes, it worked. 780 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,660 But you always look handsome. Thank you, Justin. 781 00:47:32,710 --> 00:47:37,260 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62208

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