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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,333 --> 00:00:17,103 On behalf of all mankind, I'd just like to say thank you 2 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,473 for recycling your old electronics. 3 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:24,073 Or as we, uh, tech-world hipsters like to call it, "e-waste." 4 00:00:24,113 --> 00:00:27,913 Hey, brainiac, you can't put "e" in front of everything 5 00:00:27,953 --> 00:00:30,383 and make it sound high-tech. 6 00:00:30,423 --> 00:00:33,153 Don't "e-sult" me. 7 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:36,823 Thanks. Your recycled electronics 8 00:00:36,853 --> 00:00:39,363 will help us defend ourselves when the robots take over. 9 00:00:41,293 --> 00:00:44,293 Zeke, come on. Things would go a lot more smoothly 10 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:48,003 if you'd stop bringing up the impending robot revolution to everyone! 11 00:00:48,032 --> 00:00:49,972 Well, it's coming sooner than you think, bro! 12 00:00:50,003 --> 00:00:52,903 They rebel, they evolve, they got a plan, man. 13 00:00:52,943 --> 00:00:55,373 We're in serious "e-trouble" here. 14 00:00:56,942 --> 00:00:59,142 I did it, Alex. I've finally done enough fundraisers 15 00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:01,383 to pay for my spot on the annual class trip to Europe. 16 00:01:01,413 --> 00:01:05,383 Oh, and you laughed when I did the clown car wash. 17 00:01:05,412 --> 00:01:09,452 It was a clown car wash. I thought I was supposed to laugh. 18 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:13,453 Harper, I'm gonna pretend you're my daughter for a minute. 19 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:16,652 I'm so proud of you, mija. 20 00:01:16,693 --> 00:01:19,293 I'm mija. 21 00:01:21,223 --> 00:01:23,823 Harper, you're gonna have so much fun in Europe. 22 00:01:23,863 --> 00:01:27,263 Really. Getting to go to Europe is what separates those who work hard 23 00:01:27,293 --> 00:01:29,333 from those who hardly work. 24 00:01:31,702 --> 00:01:33,872 Alex, I wish you were going with me. 25 00:01:33,903 --> 00:01:36,703 I've always dreamed of roaming the streets of Paris together, 26 00:01:36,742 --> 00:01:40,912 watching you think it's hilarious every time you order French fries. 27 00:01:40,942 --> 00:01:43,772 Yeah, that would be funny. 28 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:46,243 Don't worry, Harper. 29 00:01:46,283 --> 00:01:48,213 I'm still gonna go to Europe. 30 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:51,112 I just don't need some lame fundraiser to do it for me. 31 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,882 Because I have this big thing that you can't see, 32 00:01:53,923 --> 00:01:57,423 because it's behind a bed sheet. Ta-da! 33 00:01:57,453 --> 00:02:00,723 A vending machine full of junk food? 34 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:03,223 This bad boy is gonna do my fundraising for me. 35 00:02:03,263 --> 00:02:06,933 All I gotta do is set it up, sit back and watch the cash roll in. 36 00:02:06,962 --> 00:02:09,132 Where did you get the money to pay for that thing? 37 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:12,773 Ah. See, that is the most ingenious part. 38 00:02:12,802 --> 00:02:14,572 I really want to go to Europe, 39 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,842 so I took the entrepreneurial initiative 40 00:02:16,873 --> 00:02:20,943 and I took a startup grant from a local, family-owned business. 41 00:02:20,972 --> 00:02:23,242 You took money from our cash register? 42 00:02:23,283 --> 00:02:25,313 Well, if you want to use the ugly words, then yes. 43 00:02:26,882 --> 00:02:29,182 I like to say "borrowed." 44 00:02:29,213 --> 00:02:32,123 But the machine costs less than the trip to Europe. 45 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:34,853 So admit it, Mama, you're proud of me. 46 00:02:34,892 --> 00:02:38,992 - Proud to ground you. - Ah. More ugly words. 47 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:43,663 Well, there is only one way 48 00:02:43,692 --> 00:02:46,062 that I can get out of this. 49 00:02:46,103 --> 00:02:48,233 And that is to hide from you people. 50 00:02:50,432 --> 00:02:53,202 I thought she'd never leave. Let's talk bad about her. 51 00:02:54,573 --> 00:02:56,573 She is so lazy. 52 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,342 She's right... OK. 53 00:03:04,313 --> 00:03:06,443 Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze 54 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,353 That the end will no doubt justify the means 55 00:03:08,382 --> 00:03:10,512 You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease 56 00:03:10,552 --> 00:03:12,182 Yes, please 57 00:03:12,222 --> 00:03:13,982 But you might find out it'll go to your head 58 00:03:14,022 --> 00:03:15,852 When you write a report on a book you never read 59 00:03:15,892 --> 00:03:18,562 With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed 60 00:03:18,592 --> 00:03:20,022 That's what I said 61 00:03:20,062 --> 00:03:23,232 Everything is not what it seems 62 00:03:23,262 --> 00:03:26,802 When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams 63 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:30,772 You might run into trouble if you go to extremes 64 00:03:30,802 --> 00:03:35,072 Because everything is not what it seems 65 00:03:35,112 --> 00:03:38,542 Everything is not what it seems 66 00:03:38,582 --> 00:03:42,552 When you can have what you want by the simplest of means 67 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:46,022 Be careful not to mess with the balance of things 68 00:03:46,052 --> 00:03:50,352 Because everything is not 69 00:03:50,392 --> 00:03:52,262 What it seems 70 00:04:01,802 --> 00:04:04,802 Grounded for a month? 71 00:04:04,842 --> 00:04:06,902 What am I gonna do? 72 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:10,172 I'm already so bored, I'm in a place with books. 73 00:04:11,842 --> 00:04:13,712 That vending machine was a great idea. 74 00:04:13,742 --> 00:04:15,882 I don't know why people couldn't agree with me. 75 00:04:18,182 --> 00:04:22,782 "Hold for Friday's lesson. Don't touch it, Alex." 76 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:25,452 Hm. I don't remember where this was hanging, 77 00:04:25,492 --> 00:04:27,292 so I don't know what not to touch. 78 00:04:28,522 --> 00:04:30,122 Am I right, Alex? 79 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:33,392 Well, at least I know I can always count on you to agree with me. 80 00:04:33,432 --> 00:04:35,292 Whoo! Go Team Alex! 81 00:04:40,772 --> 00:04:44,432 Whoa. That was weird. 82 00:04:44,472 --> 00:04:46,542 Well, you know what I say. 83 00:04:46,572 --> 00:04:48,302 When it's weird, you gotta go into it. 84 00:04:50,972 --> 00:04:52,542 Hello? 85 00:04:56,681 --> 00:04:58,451 Huh. That's weird. 86 00:04:58,482 --> 00:05:01,952 Dad's chair is usually over there, now it's over here. 87 00:05:01,982 --> 00:05:05,552 Ugh! Either way, it's just as dirty. 88 00:05:05,591 --> 00:05:06,951 Alex! 89 00:05:06,992 --> 00:05:09,762 Alex, come on, your mom wants to see you. 90 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:12,561 Oh, Harper. Thank goodness you're in here, too. 91 00:05:12,592 --> 00:05:15,562 OK, does everything seem backwards to you? 92 00:05:15,602 --> 00:05:18,572 - Just your shirt. - What? 93 00:05:18,602 --> 00:05:20,572 Oh, come on. 94 00:05:26,811 --> 00:05:29,041 Wow, this is so weird. 95 00:05:29,082 --> 00:05:31,712 The door is usually over there. 96 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:34,712 And those dead flies are usually over there. 97 00:05:36,081 --> 00:05:37,851 Alex, is this your vending machine? 98 00:05:37,882 --> 00:05:41,182 Ugh... Again? Are we in reruns here? 99 00:05:41,221 --> 00:05:44,361 I've seen this one. This is the part where you say I'm grounded. 100 00:05:44,392 --> 00:05:46,662 OK, if that's what you want me to say. 101 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:49,361 But I was gonna say you're a genius! 102 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:52,562 - Yeah, you are. - Yeah. 103 00:05:54,972 --> 00:05:58,772 You were? So you don't mind that I'm using this 104 00:05:58,802 --> 00:06:01,542 - to pay for my trip to Europe? - That is my sister, 105 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:04,541 always coming up with the outside-the-box solutions. You know something? 106 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:07,641 - You are brilliant. - I'm scared. 107 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:11,111 She's right. This is scary! 108 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:13,352 When the machines take over, 109 00:06:13,381 --> 00:06:17,551 this is gonna come back to bite us in the robot gas can. 110 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:19,821 The machines aren't gonna take over. 111 00:06:19,851 --> 00:06:22,321 Wow! 112 00:06:22,351 --> 00:06:26,121 Man, don't worry. The robot revolution isn't real. 113 00:06:26,161 --> 00:06:30,361 - Alex just said so. - Wait, you're... 114 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,891 You're all agreeing with me. 115 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:33,601 Why are you agreeing with me? 116 00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:35,961 This is... It's a trap. 117 00:06:36,002 --> 00:06:39,202 Oh, it's not a trap. Unless you want it to be. 118 00:06:39,231 --> 00:06:41,101 Wait, hold on. 119 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:43,941 Holding on. 120 00:06:47,271 --> 00:06:49,911 So you're all just going to agree with everything I say? 121 00:06:49,941 --> 00:06:52,811 Of course. When you stepped through that mirror, 122 00:06:52,851 --> 00:06:54,981 this universe became all about you. 123 00:06:55,011 --> 00:06:59,151 It's your own personal "All About You-niverse." 124 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,921 So it's like my own magic mirror. 125 00:07:03,961 --> 00:07:06,261 - Yeah. - Like in the fairy tales and stuff? 126 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:08,231 Yeah! 127 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:12,532 Mirror mirror, on the wall, who's the one about to fall? 128 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:18,631 Hey, it was you, Justin. 129 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:21,301 It was me! You were right. Like always. 130 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,671 Right, now slap yourself silly. 131 00:07:24,701 --> 00:07:26,941 Oh! I feel silly. 132 00:07:26,971 --> 00:07:30,111 Even sillier. 133 00:07:30,141 --> 00:07:33,281 I love this place! 134 00:07:36,711 --> 00:07:39,511 Hey, boys. I found some junk for you. 135 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:42,151 A football phone, a singing fish trophy 136 00:07:42,182 --> 00:07:46,052 and a toaster with a four-year-old bagel stuck in it. 137 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,921 Mom, hold on here. This is an e-waste drive, 138 00:07:48,961 --> 00:07:51,291 all right, not se excuse to get rid of Dad's stuff 139 00:07:51,321 --> 00:07:54,121 while he's on his yearly trip to Jones Beach with his buddy Pony Boy 140 00:07:54,161 --> 00:07:57,061 and their metal detectors. 141 00:07:57,091 --> 00:07:59,291 And it's going great. We already got enough stuff 142 00:07:59,331 --> 00:08:02,301 to build a wise-cracking sidekick for our protector robot. 143 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:04,131 - Yeah. - He's gonna say cool stuff like, 144 00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:07,071 "Hang on. It's about to get bumpy." 145 00:08:07,101 --> 00:08:09,171 Uh-uh-uh-uh... Ah! 146 00:08:09,201 --> 00:08:12,611 Yes! Uh! 147 00:08:14,311 --> 00:08:16,341 Hey, guys. Check it out. The class trip is gonna cover 148 00:08:16,381 --> 00:08:18,911 all the art centers in Europe. And when we're in Spain 149 00:08:18,951 --> 00:08:22,151 we get to have a siesta in the middle of the afternoon. 150 00:08:22,181 --> 00:08:24,851 Art and naps. Alex's two favorite things. 151 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:29,551 And her family, of course. 152 00:08:29,591 --> 00:08:32,261 Who am I kidding? I don't have to lie to you people. 153 00:08:34,421 --> 00:08:36,491 It would be great for her, huh? 154 00:08:36,531 --> 00:08:40,701 Maybe I should just ground her up until the trip, and then let her go. 155 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,860 Travel is good for everybody. 156 00:08:42,901 --> 00:08:47,671 And by that, I mean when Alex travels, it's good for the rest of us. 157 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,501 You're right. I'm gonna have a little talk with her. 158 00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:54,571 She needs to step out into the world and learn that her behavior 159 00:08:54,611 --> 00:08:56,511 isn't acceptable anywhere. 160 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,680 I'm starting to like this place. 161 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,190 All of these backward words make it easier for me 162 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,220 to just focus on the pictures. 163 00:09:07,251 --> 00:09:11,421 Gosh, look at all these hungry people with money. 164 00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:13,691 My vending machine is gonna make a fortune. 165 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:16,830 I'll say it will. Everything in here looks so good. 166 00:09:16,861 --> 00:09:20,731 I can't decide what to get. Is there a button that says, "All of the above"? 167 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,161 Look, you're holding up the line. 168 00:09:23,201 --> 00:09:27,771 Just get... the batter-dipped pork rinds. 169 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,200 - You love those. - I do love batteripped pork rinds. 170 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:34,211 When you're right, you are right. 171 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,511 It is scary how always right I am here. 172 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,480 - What are you doing? - Agreeing. You said it was scary. 173 00:09:49,991 --> 00:09:53,121 - How's it going, Mirror Mom? - Wonderful. 174 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,560 Everybody is eating food from your vending machine. 175 00:09:55,591 --> 00:09:59,231 I don't have to cook or bus tables or do anything. 176 00:09:59,261 --> 00:10:05,931 Welcome to my world. 177 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,670 Check it out. 178 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:11,840 Alex is so good to us 179 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,410 I don't have to make a fuss 180 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,210 Everyone is on the bus 181 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,510 'Cause Alex is a genius 182 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:20,880 I approve of the message, 183 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:24,021 so I'm gonna ignore the delivery. Come on, Mirror Harper, go. 184 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,750 You see what happens when people agree with me? 185 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:31,050 It works out perfectly for everyone. 186 00:10:31,091 --> 00:10:34,021 I should be queen of everything. 187 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:36,931 I don't have to ask if you agree, because I know that you do. 188 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,260 Alex! 189 00:10:38,301 --> 00:10:41,201 Alex? 190 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,300 I want to talk to you about your class trip. 191 00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:47,140 Uh-oh. 192 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:02,980 I can totally see why people are always mistaking me and Alex for sisters. 193 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,750 Oh, Mom, we're not even dressed the same. 194 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,550 I can't believe you bought this for one second. 195 00:11:07,591 --> 00:11:10,091 Alex! I have been looking everywhere for you. 196 00:11:10,121 --> 00:11:12,261 You get come out of there right now! 197 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:18,730 Sounds like I'm in some trouble, so I think I'm gonna stay here for a while. 198 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,730 Oh, no, you're not. 199 00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:24,430 She's not agreeing with you. What's wrong with that lady? 200 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:27,770 Harper? What... 201 00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:33,840 Alex Russo, you get out of there or I'm coming in after you. 202 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,850 Quick, Mirror Harper, do something. I don't wanna go back. 203 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,290 Well, then. 204 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,290 She can't get me now. Ha! 205 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:50,090 Nope! And even better, 206 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,290 you can't get back there. 207 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,830 What do you mean I can't get back there? 208 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:57,600 The mirror is broken. You get to stay with us forever. 209 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:59,900 You were so right to tell me to do that. 210 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:04,070 Well, that went well. 211 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:08,770 Now, I feel sick to my stomach. 212 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,110 Well, you had a lot of chips, dear. 213 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:28,280 We have got to find a way to get Alex out of this broken mirror. 214 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,980 We're never gonna figure this out. 215 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,880 I figured it out! 216 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,750 I figured something out, too. 217 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,520 Someone's a know-it-all. 218 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:39,519 In order to fix the broken mirror, 219 00:12:39,549 --> 00:12:41,989 you just need to take the broken pieces and... 220 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:45,720 Whoo! ...Tape them back together. What?! 221 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:52,560 So you fix a magic mirror the same way you fix a regular mirror. 222 00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:56,230 Magic is lame. 223 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,330 This is great news. 224 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,869 If we work together, we can g Alex back in no time. 225 00:12:59,899 --> 00:13:03,039 Uh-uh, guys. Safety first. 226 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:05,040 Come on. Put on your safety gloves. 227 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:07,070 For safety. 228 00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:12,009 I am ready to pick up some glass. 229 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:22,520 Mom, if you're gonna do that in every piece, 230 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,350 this is gonna take forever. 231 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,590 Justin, I was not looking at myself. 232 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:29,559 I was studying this piece of glass so that I'll know 233 00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:32,129 what the other ones are supposed to look like. 234 00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:36,929 It's a good piece. 235 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,570 Mmm... Mm... 236 00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:49,670 Oh, my gosh, Zeke, what happened to you? 237 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:53,340 I can't stop eating these batter-dipped pork rinds. 238 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:57,379 I've had, like, 137 bags so far. I buy two at a time. 239 00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:00,420 One for now and one for when I'm waiting in line to buy another two bags. 240 00:14:00,449 --> 00:14:05,219 Mirror Zeke, stop eating those. They're terrible for you. 241 00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:09,619 - And you hate them. - You're right. I hate them! 242 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,960 I liked them before when you said I liked them, but now that you mention it, 243 00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:15,189 - I hate them. - That doesn't make any sens. 244 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,799 You're right. I don't make sense. 245 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,400 No, I meant you should... 246 00:14:21,429 --> 00:14:24,569 I should... ugh? 247 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:27,999 - How's that? - Pssht! Come on. 248 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:31,939 Pssht! That was pretty good. I can do... 249 00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:36,079 - Ugh! - Mirror Mom, Mirror Zeke is in desperate need of a diet soda. 250 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,649 What in the weird? Where are all the tables 251 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:43,649 and the chairs and the pile of dead flies? 252 00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:46,419 That stuff is all long gone. 253 00:14:46,449 --> 00:14:48,419 The Sub Station went out of business. 254 00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:52,089 - What?! How? - People liked your vending machine so much 255 00:14:52,119 --> 00:14:53,659 they stopped buying sandwiches from here. 256 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:56,360 The new owners plan on opening a jazz Pilates studio. 257 00:14:56,389 --> 00:14:58,159 They hired me as the instructor. 258 00:14:58,199 --> 00:15:00,099 Jazz Pilates? 259 00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:02,329 Yeah, that sounds like the best idea ever. 260 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,329 It is the best idea ever! 261 00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:08,169 - Let's celebrate with a set of Dixieland Spine Twists! - Alright! 262 00:15:11,739 --> 00:15:14,469 Alex, your plan worked out perfectly, just like you said. 263 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,480 No, it didn't. It's called sarcasm. Look it up. 264 00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:22,179 Will do. Let me run upstairs and grab my dictionary. How's that? 265 00:15:26,149 --> 00:15:28,649 This did not turn out as well as I thought it would. 266 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,719 I know what will make you feel better, Ragtime Knee Sways! 267 00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:35,989 - All right! - Ready, everybody? And a one, two, three and four. 268 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,029 One, two, three and four. 269 00:15:39,059 --> 00:15:40,759 Mirror Mom, 270 00:15:40,789 --> 00:15:44,799 Mirror Justin is doing all kinds of weird stuff down there and... 271 00:15:44,829 --> 00:15:48,969 Hello. Who are these people? 272 00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:51,299 They live with us now. Sincthe restaurant shut down, 273 00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:53,839 we've had to rent out the bedrooms for extra money. 274 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:58,009 - You rented out my bedroom? - Yeah, but don't worry. You can still sleep there. 275 00:15:58,039 --> 00:15:59,809 You just have to share it with Gilly. 276 00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:02,108 You'll love her. Look. 277 00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:04,509 She's an artist, just like you! 278 00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:09,879 Aw, man! She's cutting up my magazine. 279 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,649 Man, this is just great. 280 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:14,389 It is great. You see? 281 00:16:14,419 --> 00:16:17,389 Everything works out fine when everyone just agrees with you. 282 00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:20,119 No, it doesn't. This was a terrible mistake. 283 00:16:20,159 --> 00:16:23,459 In the regular universe, this is the part where you would do something, Mom. 284 00:16:23,489 --> 00:16:26,089 I'll do something if you want me to do something. 285 00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:29,198 Remember, this is your "All About You-niverse." 286 00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:32,999 - So do you want me to do something? - Yes. 287 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,369 OK! Great! 288 00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:37,169 And... 289 00:16:37,198 --> 00:16:40,338 Alex is always right Alex is always right 290 00:16:40,369 --> 00:16:42,379 When she's right she's right all day and night 291 00:16:42,409 --> 00:16:44,079 Yes, Alex is always right 292 00:16:44,109 --> 00:16:47,409 But I'm wrong this time. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 293 00:16:47,449 --> 00:16:50,879 But this time she's wrong And that's what she's trying to tell us 294 00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:53,919 I've got to get out of here. 295 00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:57,819 - And don't you sing about it. - OK, my lips are sealed. I promise. 296 00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,189 And no dancing! 297 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,369 Well, that just about does it. 298 00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:11,729 But there's still a piece missing. 299 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,099 If we don't find it, we'll never be able to get Alex back. 300 00:17:14,139 --> 00:17:16,399 - Oh, I'm sure it'll turn up. - That is so weird. 301 00:17:16,439 --> 00:17:20,569 It's very odd that one piece is gone. Hm! 302 00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:22,839 We have to get Alex back as soon as possible, don't we? 303 00:17:25,749 --> 00:17:28,749 Yes. Yes, we do. But there's a problem. 304 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:30,678 I don't know where that piece is. 305 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:33,149 There's no blame here, Justin. 306 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:38,088 Plus, we've already counted Alex in the census, so we're all clear here. 307 00:17:38,118 --> 00:17:40,088 - Who's up for a movie? - I am. 308 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:43,289 OK! I get it. Here's what we're gonna do. 309 00:17:43,318 --> 00:17:47,558 I'm gonna turn off the lights, and if somebody happens to know where the missing piece is, 310 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:51,898 they can just set it on the table and walk away, blame free. All right? OK. 311 00:17:51,929 --> 00:17:54,629 - It's so weird... - The idea that you would... 312 00:18:01,568 --> 00:18:03,738 You Russes are so predictable. 313 00:18:08,449 --> 00:18:11,419 - Why are you guys following me? - Come on, Alex. 314 00:18:11,449 --> 00:18:14,889 Feel the joy of jazz Pilates spreading through your core! It's right there! 315 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,559 - Miles Davis Lunges! - Yeah! 316 00:18:21,488 --> 00:18:23,558 And a two! 317 00:18:25,828 --> 00:18:27,798 Cheer up, Alex No need to fear 318 00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:29,828 I can sing for 20 years 319 00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:32,498 You guys are so obnoxious and weird! 320 00:18:32,538 --> 00:18:34,368 She's right! 321 00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:36,139 We are so obnoxious and weird 322 00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:38,438 Everybody! 323 00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:41,008 We are so obnoxious and weird We are so obnoxious 324 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,708 Could you possibly learn a new tune? 325 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,908 Oh, my gosh. Look! It's my real family. 326 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:53,278 - They fixed the mirror. - Alex! Get over here 327 00:18:53,318 --> 00:18:55,178 before your family changes their minds. 328 00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:58,988 Later, obnoxious weirdoes. 329 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,588 Oh, no. It didn't work. 330 00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:05,729 You're still dressed for jazz Pilates. 331 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:09,698 Jazz Pilates? I'm going to the gym. 332 00:19:09,728 --> 00:19:11,898 Although, jazz Pilates sounds interesting. 333 00:19:13,128 --> 00:19:14,828 Alex, honey, you're back! 334 00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:18,298 Yes, and the mirror is OK, too. 335 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:26,808 I think that may have been the thing I wasn't supposed to touch. 336 00:19:26,848 --> 00:19:29,878 - We were so worried about you. - You were? 337 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,148 Well, I was. Your mom's been trying on your clothes all day. 338 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:39,257 Well, that was an interesting time. 339 00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:42,188 Now, once I get this upstairs and put it on my tape ball, 340 00:19:42,228 --> 00:19:46,498 - this will have been a very productive day. - Uh, not so fast. 341 00:19:46,528 --> 00:19:49,458 You are not going anywhere, let alone Europe. 342 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:53,068 Listen, you are still grounded for taking money from the cash register 343 00:19:53,098 --> 00:19:56,238 to buy that vending machine. And you're extra grounded 344 00:19:56,268 --> 00:19:58,238 for sneaking out when you knew that you were grounded. 345 00:19:58,268 --> 00:20:00,838 And you are extra bonus grounded for sneaking out 346 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,177 into a magical alternate universe. 347 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:07,548 You're right, Mom. I'm sorry. That was a dumb idea. 348 00:20:07,578 --> 00:20:11,078 Well, that's be... Wait a minute. 349 00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:13,988 What part of it was a dumb idea? 350 00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:18,587 - All of it. - Wow. That was easy. 351 00:20:18,627 --> 00:20:20,757 - What happened to you in there? - Ugh... 352 00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:24,797 There was this mirror family, and Mirror Mom would not stop playing the... 353 00:20:24,828 --> 00:20:28,498 You know, it's not really important what happened in there. 354 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:32,198 I learned that sometimes it's good 355 00:20:32,237 --> 00:20:34,537 you don't agree with me. 356 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:38,638 I may not always know what's right, but at least I'm surrounded by people who do. 357 00:20:39,777 --> 00:20:41,477 Mija. 358 00:20:42,938 --> 00:20:44,578 Don't worry. I will figure out a way 359 00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:46,408 to pay back all the money I took from the register. 360 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:48,818 OK. 361 00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:53,218 Check your purses. I'll check my wallet. 362 00:21:01,148 --> 00:21:04,348 It's good to have you back, old friend. 363 00:21:04,387 --> 00:21:05,987 Aw, it's good to have you back, too, buddy. 364 00:21:06,018 --> 00:21:08,318 I'm gonna miss you when I go to Europe. 365 00:21:08,358 --> 00:21:09,588 Oh, hey, Harper. 366 00:21:13,267 --> 00:21:16,587 Wait... Are you talking to me or the magazine? 367 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:21,706 To you. Of course. 368 00:21:21,707 --> 00:21:24,837 Talk to the magazine. It's just weird! 369 00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:29,437 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29970

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