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Shoot, there's something I've been
trying to remember for the past few days.
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Was it that I'm halfway
between birthdays
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and you wanted to bake
me a half-birthday cake?
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That's a full cake.
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Don't let the word
"half" trick you.
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Daddy, stop trying to
take advantage of her.
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Hey, she lives here now.
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I can exploit her just like I
exploit the rest of you people.
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Sorry about that, Harper.
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But out of curiosity,
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were you gonna get me
a flat screen TV
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I could mount onto the ceiling?
I really hate sitting up.
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No, I don't think it...
Wait a minute.
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TV... TV...
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Oh, no fair!
You're gonna get a TV!
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TV... Stevie.
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Stevie! I think it had
something to do with Stevie.
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Our friend Stevie?
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Oh, was it that I wanted to borrow
her cute boots and that shredded top?
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I thought you were allergic
to other people's clothes.
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That's why you never
borrow mine.
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Why don't you jog her memory
with the "Jog Your Memory" spell?
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Oh, that's what
that spell does? [scoffs]
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I saw the word "jog"
and I bailed.
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Do what you say
Say what you mean.
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One thing leads to another.
Remember!
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I remember! Stevie took out
her wand and did a spell.
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She's a wizard!
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Oh, my gosh!
Stevie's a wizard?!
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Quick, Harper.
Bake a cake to celebrate.
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And just so we're clear,
that's two cakes.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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As your student body
president, people,
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I'm happy to announce that we
are now accepting volunteers
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to help build this year's
homecoming float, everyone!
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- Huh? Huh?
- Huh?
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[both groan]
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[both] Huh? Huh?
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[both groan]
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Hey, this may be
your only chance
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- you ever get to build a homecoming float.
- Huh?
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Well, unless your job is
professional float maker. [gasps]
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I need to go see
the guidance counselor.
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I'm not signing up
for your stupid thing.
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I wouldn't want you
to help anyway. [mocking]
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[mocking in return]
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All right. There's Stevie.
We have to be careful.
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We can't just come right out
and ask her if she's a wizard.
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OK.
I'll follow your lead.
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Hey, Stevie. Harper wants
to know if you're a wizard.
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- What?
- [laughs] She didn't finish.
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What she meant to say was...
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...are you a wizard...
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...of... Oz?
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I'm not good at this.
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Oh, who cares?
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If anything goes wrong,
I'll just erase her brain.
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Did you just say something
about erasing people's brains?
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Well, that depends.
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Do you find the idea
of brain erasing
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ridiculous
or un-ridiculous?
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I find it ridiculous
that you would think
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that I would find it
un-ridiculous.
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As I hear people say
all the time,
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and cannot spell,
"touché."
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[school bell rings]
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Yep, that's right.
[whispers] I'm a wizard.
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[gasps] OK, before I get
too excited about this,
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would you be terribly offended
if I asked you to prove it?
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- Not at all.
- She keeps her wand in her boot! I do that, too!
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[screaming]
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Oh, my gosh,
now I'm excited!
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Harper, she's a wizard!
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Wait a minute, where did
that hole lead to?
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I have no idea.
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Oh, my gosh. I love
irresponsible magic.
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That's pretty much
the only kind I use.
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But that was
Jeremy from Science.
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He was about
to ask me out.
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- Harper?
- And now we'll never know.
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This is so great. I can't
believe that you're a wizard too.
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Finally,
someone who gets me.
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All right,
does it bother you
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how wizards
are portrayed on TV?
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We have the long beards
and the pointy hats.
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Nah, it's fun. Watch.
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[laughing]
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Hey, this is fun.
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Hey, look,
I'm a wizard.
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Harper,
that's offensive.
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Hey, so have you seen
the new issue of Wiz Beat?
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"I want the puzzles."
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Hey, Harper.
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It looks like Stevie and Alex
are getting pretty close.
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[scoffs] They're not
getting close.
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They're just excited 'cause they
found out they're both wizards.
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Stevie's a wizard?
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That explains the hat.
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What about the beard?
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Harper, that's offensive.
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[Justin] She's even more
like Alex than I thought.
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This is not good.
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What do you mean?
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Non-wizard friends can't
compete with wizard friends.
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I mean, think about it.
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Stevie and Alex can go on wonderful
magical adventures together.
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What can you two do?
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Text each other from
opposite sides of the couch?
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Hey, it goes from my phone to
outer space back to her phone.
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- That's pretty magical.
- OK...
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Harper, I hate
to tell you this,
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but I think you're in danger
of becoming a third wheel.
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[scoffs]
That's ridiculous.
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Nothing could ever affect
my relationship with Alex.
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In fact, all three of us are
about to go to lunch together.
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[Justin] Hmm.
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All right, I will
meet you guys there.
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I don't want
to keep them waiting.
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All right, Zeke. You and I are
the entire homecoming committee.
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I guess it's up to us.
Um, um...
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We need a theme
for our float.
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Robots!
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Not everything we do has
to be robot-themed, Zeke.
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How about, uh... I got it,
just came to me...
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"Tahitian Fantasy Cruise"?
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Hmmm. Exotic.
Aspirational.
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- Coconuts. I love it.
- Yes!
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Wait, are you serious?
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Tahitian Fantasy Cruise?
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That's the best
you could come up with?
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And why do you care?
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Because I'm gonna
have to listen to you
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talk about it
for the rest of your life.
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Hey, how about
"Friends Forever"?
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It's a theme
and a life philosophy.
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How about this
for a theme:
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"High School...
Tick Tock, Let Me Out."
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Ah... Ha!
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Now, that's a theme.
I vote for that one.
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I'm with Alex...
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...as always.
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All right. Fine.
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We'll go with
Stevie's theme.
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And since you all voted,
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that officially makes you
a part of our committee.
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So you're helping.
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Excellent! Good.
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Zeke, it looks like the float
will proceed as planned.
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That's great!
I'm gonna go get started
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on the float
entertainment right now.
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- No robots.
- Aw, man!
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I'm walking out
as a robot anyway.
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[imitates robotic humming]
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[sighs] Well, I think we've put in
enough time for today, don't you?
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No, no! We just started.
We haven't done anything.
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Come on, we've put
a tarp on plywood.
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That's it! That's all.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Justin.
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But Stevie and I
need to do something
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that takes advantage of
our new magical friendship.
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And putting wet paper
on chicken wire is magical.
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Let me show you!
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Hey, we should
go to Sled Mountain.
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I hear they have the only sledding hills
in the entire wizard world that go uphill.
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[gasps] That's the exact opposite
direction they're supposed to go.
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- That is so magical. -
Mm-hmm. I'll race you there.
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No! Alex, you can't leave.
We're counting on you to help.
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Relax, Justin.
Harper's gonna be here.
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It's like my homework. She'll be
doing my share of the work anyway.
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Wow. Alex is really
taking advantage of you.
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- I'm sorry about that.
- Oh, don't be.
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I've only been doing her
homework at about a "D" level.
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Harper, it's gonna be cold on Sled
Mountain. Can I borrow your sweater?
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Oh, okay.
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Great. See ya!
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I know what that looks like,
but that was a one-time thing.
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Alex and I
are still like this.
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Harper, can I borrow
ten bucks?
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- All I have is a $20 bill.
- Perfect. Thanks!
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Oh, my gosh,
you were right!
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I am the third wheel.
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- Harper...
- Oh, no, this is bad.
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That doesn't even
make me feel better.
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No, no, no.
Leave it there.
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[sobbing]
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Hey, Harper.
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- [sobbing]
- What's wrong?
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You look like you could use some
good old-fashioned fatherly advice.
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That would be nice.
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Do you want me
to call your dad?
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- [crying]
- I'm sorry.
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What's the problem?
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Alex would rather hang out
with Stevie than me.
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I've become a third wheel.
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00:11:07,117 --> 00:11:09,084
A third wheel, huh?
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00:11:09,119 --> 00:11:12,188
Maybe it'll make you feel better
if you think about it like this:
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A table can't even stand
without a third wheel.
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Tables don't have wheels.
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00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,832
You know, if you
weren't so critical,
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maybe people would want
to hang out with you more.
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00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,842
Oh, my gosh.
I am too critical.
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00:11:33,877 --> 00:11:35,978
I've driven Alex away.
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00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:38,714
No. No, no, I didn't
mean it like that. Um...
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You know, I was
a third wheel once, too.
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Me, John Bender
and Ponyboy.
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- And it was fine.
- Really?
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I mean, sure, I didn't get
to tag along with them
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to all the cool parties.
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And... sometimes I felt
like they were using me
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just because my sister
was so good-looking.
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Who am I kidding?
It was terrible!
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There's nothing worse
than being a third wheel!
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And the worst part is...
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...you never get over it!
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You're scarred for life!
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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[both blow nose loudly]
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Uh... Harper?
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Are you ready to help
with the float?
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Justin, I'm sorry,
I can't help you anymore.
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I'm too upset to do anything
creative or productive.
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00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:42,311
Now you know pretty much
how I've felt my entire life.
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I know, it's gonna be okay.
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I wasn't even cool enough
to hang out
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with a guy named Ponyboy.
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[mouthing] Ponyboy?
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Okay. Think, Justin, think.
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Without Alex around, Harper won't
be able to help with the float.
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And without Harper,
the float won't get done.
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00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:11,874
So, there's only
one thing left to do.
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I've gotta use magic.
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All right, I'll just pretend I'm
Alex and convince Harper to help me.
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No, I can't do it.
It's just not me.
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[groans] But I do need
to finish the float.
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Aah, ooh!
236
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But it's a selfish use of
magic, and that's wrong.
237
00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:45,808
But it would allow Harper to be
with her friend, which would be nice.
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00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:51,413
No, I can't do it.
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00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:54,016
But I have to.
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00:13:55,352 --> 00:13:56,652
But I can't.
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00:13:58,021 --> 00:13:59,021
Alex?
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00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,757
Uh-oh.
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00:14:03,493 --> 00:14:06,161
Oh, my gosh, you came back
to be with me.
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Yes, I'm... Ahem!
Yes, I'm... I'm Alex.
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And I came back to...
work on the float with you,
246
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and also to tell you
how much you mean to me.
247
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:23,312
Aww, you've never said that
to me before. Thanks.
248
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:25,781
Well, you're welcome.
249
00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:30,386
You've never said that to me
or to anyone.
250
00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:33,288
You must be really
making an effort here.
251
00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:37,993
Wow. She sure has set
the bar low for herself.
252
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,730
Why are you wearing
Justin's clothes?
253
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:47,536
Oh. Because I stole them.
254
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From Justin.
255
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,543
Because I'm a dirty,
lying thief.
256
00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:56,812
I know you are.
257
00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:09,691
We did it!
We finished the float.
258
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,727
This is just so...
259
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,066
Alex, I'm really
proud of you.
260
00:15:18,101 --> 00:15:21,637
I've never seen you work so hard
on anything in my entire life.
261
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,374
Yeah, well, I probably
wouldn't get too used to it.
262
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,444
I mean, it's not like
I'm Justin or anything.
263
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,614
Yeah, lucky for you.
264
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,484
I beg your pardon?
265
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,886
That's just what
you always say.
266
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,158
- Oh, no.
- What?
267
00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:48,397
Let's pretend that we didn't
work on a float together.
268
00:15:48,431 --> 00:15:52,367
I'll be right back, probably
wearing different clothes.
269
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:02,077
Wow! The float
looks nice, Harper.
270
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:04,613
[scoffs] I'd hope so.
271
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:07,749
You and I worked hard enough
on it. Nice new outfit.
272
00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:10,452
What are you
talking about?
273
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:14,723
Well, you changed. You were
wearing Justin's clothes.
274
00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:17,259
Justin's clothes?
Disgusting.
275
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,563
Hey!
276
00:16:21,598 --> 00:16:24,166
Wow, look at
the two best friends
277
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,668
standing in front
of a homecoming float.
278
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,439
You know, I don't know
who built this thing,
279
00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:34,910
because really, I wasn't here,
but it sure does look great.
280
00:16:34,944 --> 00:16:36,545
Alex and I built it,
281
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,314
and it's one of the more pleasant
afternoons we've ever spent together.
282
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:41,783
Harper, that doesn't
make any sense.
283
00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:44,753
Hey, I got an idea.
Let's not talk about it.
284
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,656
You know what
doesn't make sense
285
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:50,959
is how you changed clothes
faster than humanly possible.
286
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:53,529
All right!
You broke me down!
287
00:16:53,563 --> 00:16:55,631
All the constant stares.
It was me!
288
00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:01,236
I used magic for selfish
purposes to turn myself into Alex.
289
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,672
And that means
you were out with Stevie.
290
00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:07,142
And I really am the third
wheel. Oh, I can't believe it.
291
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:10,078
Third wheel?
292
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,782
Wait, are you saying I can't
hang out with other friends?
293
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:16,451
I guess you can do whatever you
want, Alex, just like you always do.
294
00:17:16,486 --> 00:17:20,022
And I'll keep on forgiving you,
just like I always do.
295
00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:23,091
Is that the way you think
our relationship works?
296
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,027
Pretty much, yeah.
297
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,297
Wow.
298
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:31,166
Well, now I'm getting
upset with you.
299
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,936
Oh, well, don't worry. I won't
hold it against you. I never do.
300
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,804
Will you stop it?
301
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:38,140
You're not acting like a
very good friend right now.
302
00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:40,709
Excuse me?
303
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:42,978
Uh-oh.
304
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:47,049
Did you just say I'm not acting
like a very good friend?
305
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,718
'Cause you can call me a lot
of things, Alex, and you have,
306
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,587
but a bad friend is not OK.
307
00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:53,855
Would a bad friend be working
so hard on something she hates?
308
00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:55,691
That's right.
I hate this float idea.
309
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:57,893
I think it's tacky
and cynical.
310
00:17:57,927 --> 00:18:00,195
But I'm working on it 'cause it's
the one my best friend wanted to do.
311
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,830
That's the kind
of friend I am.
312
00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:03,899
Fine. If you hate
this float so much,
313
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,334
then why don't I just
get rid of it for you?
314
00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:08,437
Because that's the kind
of friend I am.
315
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:09,905
What are you doing?
Stop it!
316
00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:11,306
I'm not gonna let you
do it on your own
317
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,575
'cause that's the kind
of friend I am!
318
00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:18,113
Well, I'm gonna tear faster
to save you the trouble.
319
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:19,514
'cause that's
the kind of friend I am!
320
00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:22,618
Oh, not if I can
help it, friend!
321
00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:24,553
By the way,
I forgive you!
322
00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:27,789
For what?!
323
00:18:27,824 --> 00:18:30,692
I don't know!
I'm just being friendly!
324
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,897
Harper, please! What are you
doing? What about all our hard work?
325
00:18:35,932 --> 00:18:38,500
Who says you can't
stop time?
326
00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:44,473
And it serves you right taking
advantage of me like that.
327
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:47,476
Aaah!
I know. I'm ashamed.
328
00:18:56,753 --> 00:19:01,490
What in the name of Rancho
Cucamonga is going on here?
329
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:03,325
Mr. Laritate,
I can explain.
330
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,028
Spare me the tattletale
act, Mr. Russo.
331
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,698
When I heard your sister was involved
in this, I knew it would end badly.
332
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:13,568
You are like a dust devil in a
field of brittle brush, Missy.
333
00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,838
[stifled laugh]
334
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:19,174
Come on. You're just
making stuff up
335
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,109
that sounds Western now,
aren't you?
336
00:19:24,113 --> 00:19:26,648
You are destroying
school-funded property,
337
00:19:26,683 --> 00:19:29,051
which is grounds
for expulsion.
338
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,354
- Come on, let's go.
- Wait! You can't expel Alex.
339
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,389
Why not?
340
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,192
'Cause it was me. Alex had
nothing to do with this.
341
00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:38,727
It was all my fault.
342
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:42,397
Well, I'll admit I'm surprised
to hear you say that, Miss Finkle.
343
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,801
Harper, what are you doing?
Just tell him the truth.
344
00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:48,937
I am. This was all me.
345
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:53,275
No, no, it wasn't,
Mr. Laritate. It was me, too.
346
00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:56,378
In fact, it was mostly me. You
can't punish Harper for this.
347
00:19:56,412 --> 00:20:00,782
Well, let's see. Two people telling
me two completely different stories.
348
00:20:00,817 --> 00:20:04,186
How will I ever
solve is problem?
349
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:07,889
- I believe Harper.
- What? Wait... Why?
350
00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:11,727
Because, frankly,
Miss Russo, you are a liar.
351
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:15,997
And as for you, Miss Finkle,
there's a special place
352
00:20:16,032 --> 00:20:18,867
reserved in detention
for first offenders.
353
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,869
Actually,
it's not that special.
354
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:23,004
It's a bean bag chair
in my office.
355
00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,806
But good luck
getting out of it.
356
00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:26,808
The trail of tears
is that way.
357
00:20:37,683 --> 00:20:39,350
This isn't so bad.
358
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:42,687
Yeah, well, wait until
you try and get up.
359
00:20:47,226 --> 00:20:48,559
Show-off.
360
00:20:49,762 --> 00:20:52,096
You just earned yourself
an extra hour detention.
361
00:20:56,635 --> 00:20:57,635
[tapping on window]
362
00:20:59,171 --> 00:21:00,305
Alex?
363
00:21:02,841 --> 00:21:04,075
What are you doing here?
364
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:05,510
I feel bad about
what happened
365
00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:07,245
and I'm worried that
you're still mad at me.
366
00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:08,980
[sighs] If I was
still mad at you
367
00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:11,549
would I have taken the blame
for ruining the homecoming float?
368
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,284
Why did you do that?
369
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:16,387
'Cause I saw how much trouble
you were going to get into,
370
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:18,389
and even though Stevie's
your new best friend
371
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:20,491
I guess I wanted to keep
being your friend, too.
372
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,895
Well, you're not
my friend, Harper.
373
00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:25,263
What?
374
00:21:26,465 --> 00:21:28,199
Stevie's my friend.
375
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,535
You're my sister.
376
00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:36,808
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
377
00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:40,545
- Okay.
- What are you doing?
378
00:21:40,579 --> 00:21:42,714
Well, I'm not gonna
let you sit in here alone.
379
00:21:42,748 --> 00:21:45,550
But what if you
get in trouble?
380
00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:47,418
For what,
sneaking into detention?
381
00:21:47,453 --> 00:21:48,953
Yeah, I'd love to see
how that works.
382
00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:53,624
I guess if you get into trouble
you're already here, so...
383
00:21:53,659 --> 00:21:56,027
Hey, your boots match
the detention chair.
384
00:21:56,061 --> 00:21:58,896
Yeah, there used
to be two chairs.
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