Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:16,009
Sorry, I think
you dropped this.
2
00:00:16,043 --> 00:00:17,113
No. That's not mine.
3
00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,247
Yeah, I know.
4
00:00:18,281 --> 00:00:21,247
I needed an excuse
to come and talk to you.
5
00:00:28,181 --> 00:00:30,315
It's quite lovely...
6
00:00:30,349 --> 00:00:32,148
What you're
working on there.
7
00:00:35,282 --> 00:00:38,447
So, new British guy,
8
00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:42,048
How close are the countries
British and England?
9
00:00:42,082 --> 00:00:44,181
They're the same country.
10
00:00:44,215 --> 00:00:47,515
Kind of. And it's
"Britain", not "British".
11
00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,081
I know. I just
think it's hilarious
12
00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:51,982
When people explain
ridiculous things.
13
00:00:53,683 --> 00:00:55,983
Speaking of
ridiculous things...
14
00:00:56,017 --> 00:01:00,486
Ok, holster your
brushes, hombres.
15
00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,886
I trust you brought something
new to compete in the art off.
16
00:01:06,222 --> 00:01:08,422
Finkle. Macgruder.
17
00:01:09,855 --> 00:01:12,055
It's time to art off.
18
00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:15,891
Art off is stupid. Just because Mr. Laritate
picks a painting doesn't mean it's good.
19
00:01:15,925 --> 00:01:18,792
I mean, look at him.
He picks out those clothes.
20
00:01:18,826 --> 00:01:22,160
He doesn't pick those.
His mum lays them out for him.
21
00:01:22,195 --> 00:01:25,195
Oh, I like you,
new British guy.
22
00:01:25,229 --> 00:01:27,396
You're on my team.
23
00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:29,130
My name is
Mason Greybeck.
24
00:01:30,764 --> 00:01:34,032
Mason Greybeck... That sounds like
the name of a game show host.
25
00:01:34,066 --> 00:01:36,866
Like, Mason Greybeck, I'll take
"Bridges" for a thousand, please.
26
00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,401
Your question is,
27
00:01:39,435 --> 00:01:42,902
"I think you're cute.
What do you think of me?"
28
00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,604
We're out of time.
29
00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:52,240
Ready. Set. Art off!
30
00:01:53,709 --> 00:01:57,143
Well, sailboat plus
moon, plus owl
31
00:01:57,177 --> 00:01:58,610
equals mystery.
32
00:01:58,645 --> 00:01:59,944
But...
33
00:02:01,446 --> 00:02:04,547
12 kittens beats mystery.
The kittens have it!
34
00:02:04,581 --> 00:02:07,782
Sailboat plus moon
equals loser.
35
00:02:13,286 --> 00:02:15,186
You know, since I got
here last Thursday,
36
00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:18,553
I've noticed that he talks like
a cowboy. And he likes cats.
37
00:02:18,587 --> 00:02:20,922
In America, we call
them kitty cats.
38
00:02:20,956 --> 00:02:23,890
Ok, kitty cats.
39
00:02:23,925 --> 00:02:26,792
I made you
say "kitty cats".
40
00:02:30,729 --> 00:02:33,562
How would you feel about
maybe going for some tea later?
41
00:02:33,596 --> 00:02:36,697
Then you can make me say all
kinds of things that make you laugh.
42
00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:41,533
Ok, but if "go for tea"
doesn't mean a date,
43
00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:43,968
then I'm going to be
really embarrassed.
44
00:02:44,003 --> 00:02:47,704
And that whole accent thing...
Girls see right through it.
45
00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:49,038
No, they don't.
46
00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:54,042
Oh, kittens never lose.
47
00:02:54,076 --> 00:02:57,311
Next time I'm gonna paint
Macgruder being eaten by a kitten.
48
00:02:58,947 --> 00:03:01,181
He's gonna
drop this class.
49
00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:51,143
Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
50
00:04:03,355 --> 00:04:06,690
Justin, hey, look!
The recliner's fixed.
51
00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,657
Now, I am one step closer
52
00:04:08,692 --> 00:04:11,392
to having a place to sleep
in every room in the house.
53
00:04:13,093 --> 00:04:15,826
Dad, I've looked for the mummy
everywhere and I can't find him.
54
00:04:17,662 --> 00:04:20,630
- I'm never gonna get Juliet back.
- Out looking for the mummy?
55
00:04:20,664 --> 00:04:23,465
You can't do that by yourself.
It's dangerous.
56
00:04:23,499 --> 00:04:25,299
You need special training.
57
00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,201
Now, mummies are slow
but they're sneaky,
58
00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,202
like your mother in heels.
59
00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,436
Dad! Where am I going
to get special training?
60
00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:34,829
All the monster huve
been destroyed.
61
00:04:34,863 --> 00:04:39,079
Justin, I think you've
reached an age
62
00:04:39,114 --> 00:04:41,880
when a father can
proudly train his own son,
63
00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,916
so that that father never
again has to risk his own life.
64
00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:49,120
All right. Ok.
Thanks, dad.
65
00:04:49,154 --> 00:04:52,255
I mean, I know you haven't always
been ok with me dating a vampire,
66
00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:54,591
but I'm glad you're gonna
help me train to find her.
67
00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,724
Well, when you're
raising wizards,
68
00:04:56,758 --> 00:05:03,486
you've to deal with your son dating monsters
and a whole your kids turns out normal.
69
00:05:03,521 --> 00:05:06,013
I mean... That's me, right?
70
00:05:08,203 --> 00:05:12,578
Dad, my dable wand isn't
collapsing. See it? Just...
71
00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,581
Now don't work.
72
00:05:15,243 --> 00:05:17,443
Yeah, you're still the normal.
73
00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:30,243
So that's why afternoon
tea is a British tradition.
74
00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:37,143
See, I can tell this is fancy,
because my drink isn't fizzing.
75
00:05:38,643 --> 00:05:43,043
Okay, now it's my turn to show
you an American tradition.
76
00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,910
These are water balloons.
77
00:05:47,843 --> 00:05:49,343
So you've heard of them.
78
00:05:50,529 --> 00:05:52,497
Here's how Americans.
79
00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:57,286
All right. Victim in sight.
80
00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,139
And... Bombs away.
Hide!
81
00:06:07,197 --> 00:06:08,931
Ok. Your turn.
82
00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:11,617
I'd love to,
but it seems rude.
83
00:06:11,651 --> 00:06:14,437
No. That's the part
that makes it American.
84
00:06:15,489 --> 00:06:17,590
Here. I'll show you
how to do it.
85
00:06:21,478 --> 00:06:23,512
Now what do I do?
86
00:06:24,548 --> 00:06:26,199
Just drop it.
87
00:06:28,268 --> 00:06:30,553
Hey! I see you two!
88
00:06:33,823 --> 00:06:34,991
We should run.
89
00:06:35,609 --> 00:06:36,693
No...
90
00:06:37,328 --> 00:06:39,879
We should have
a romantic montage.
91
00:07:34,753 --> 00:07:37,472
All right, that should get
our relationship started.
92
00:07:52,321 --> 00:07:53,621
Max, I need your help.
93
00:07:53,856 --> 00:07:56,224
When Justin comes
down, attack him.
94
00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:59,244
Done. Don't know why,
don't care. Going with it.
95
00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:02,414
We're helping him to
train to fight a mummy.
96
00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:03,899
Dad, I honestly
don't care why.
97
00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:06,718
Dad!
98
00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:10,171
Dad, I'm ready
to start my training.
99
00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,924
Good. Ok.
We'll...
100
00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:15,126
...Start with a little...
Now!
101
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,329
I'm the mummy!
I'm the mummy!
102
00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:21,517
- What? Stop!
- I got him!
103
00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:26,572
That's enough!
104
00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,357
- Calm down. Ok...
- Why?!
105
00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,743
I'm sorry, Justin. I just
wanted you to see,
106
00:08:32,843 --> 00:08:35,181
how difficult this is
gonna be. But don't worry.
107
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:38,034
'Cause I got something
that's really gonna help.
108
00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:42,657
New no-slip shoes!
109
00:08:42,691 --> 00:08:45,411
Thanks, dad.
You're good. You are good.
110
00:08:45,445 --> 00:08:48,147
No, no, no. They're magical
rear-view goggles.
111
00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:50,734
When you put 'em on you can
see everything behind you.
112
00:08:50,769 --> 00:08:52,570
You can fight the mummy,
look him in the eye,
113
00:08:52,605 --> 00:08:54,773
And not get turned into
one of his minions.
114
00:08:59,911 --> 00:09:02,798
Wow. I can see
everything behind me.
115
00:09:02,832 --> 00:09:05,300
Max, wherever you are,
you'd better stay there.
116
00:09:05,335 --> 00:09:07,676
'Cause I'm a-come getcha,
and I'm gonna attack you.
117
00:09:11,935 --> 00:09:13,251
Why are you moving?
118
00:09:16,343 --> 00:09:18,499
Maybe you'll be the
normal one after all.
119
00:09:19,012 --> 00:09:21,827
Dad, come on!
I lost that race years ago.
120
00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:25,396
We have so much in common.
121
00:09:25,423 --> 00:09:29,406
I mean, we both like painting,
and drawing, and sculpting.
122
00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:32,400
- We're the perfect art couple.
- Oh, my gosh!
123
00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:35,000
You guys are the couple other
couples come to for advice.
124
00:09:35,035 --> 00:09:37,071
We're gonna be
together forever.
125
00:09:38,276 --> 00:09:40,999
Oh, wow! Check out this
train wreck on canvas.
126
00:09:43,497 --> 00:09:46,251
We'll give you ten bucks for
your stupid yankee poodle dandy.
127
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:49,152
- Alex!
- Oh, sorry.
128
00:09:50,031 --> 00:09:51,948
Twenty bucks.
129
00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:53,830
Why are you buying that
if you don't like it?
130
00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:55,238
Because I know Mason,
131
00:09:55,273 --> 00:09:56,881
and he's gonna think
it's hilarious.
132
00:09:56,916 --> 00:10:01,019
Buying art to make each other
laugh is what art couples do, Harper.
133
00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,597
Hey, Mason.
Check it out.
134
00:10:14,632 --> 00:10:17,400
I just bought the most horrible,
ridiculous painting ever
135
00:10:17,434 --> 00:10:19,200
and I'm gonna volunteer
it in the art off.
136
00:10:19,235 --> 00:10:22,369
I think it's gonna be something
we both find hilarious.
137
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,671
Well, I've got something
to show you, too.
138
00:10:24,705 --> 00:10:26,606
I was up all night
working on this,
139
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,241
and I think it's
one of my best.
140
00:10:28,275 --> 00:10:30,308
Oh, my gosh!
141
00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:33,210
An unveiling in front of the
whole class will be so romantic.
142
00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:37,314
Or Mason and I can
just show each other now.
143
00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:39,650
Don't rob me of my part
of this romance.
144
00:10:43,488 --> 00:10:47,123
Who's ready to face off
in today's... Art off?
145
00:10:49,092 --> 00:10:51,827
Ah, a Russo
146
00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:54,929
versus our friend
from across the pond.
147
00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:56,431
Or as I like to call it:
148
00:10:56,465 --> 00:10:59,166
"The revolutionary war
part deux?"
149
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:06,073
Ready... Set...
150
00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:07,307
Art off!
151
00:11:09,743 --> 00:11:11,744
Somebody flush the toilet.
152
00:11:11,779 --> 00:11:14,347
We got a stinker over here.
153
00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:16,982
Calamity Jane!
154
00:11:17,016 --> 00:11:18,583
We have identical themes.
155
00:11:18,617 --> 00:11:21,352
The revolutionary
war and dogs.
156
00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:24,355
Oh, my gosh!
157
00:11:24,389 --> 00:11:27,659
You bought the worst painting
you could find, too?
158
00:11:27,693 --> 00:11:30,561
We are the best
art couple ever.
159
00:11:30,595 --> 00:11:32,562
No, Alex, you're making
fun of my painting,
160
00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:34,430
and I worked on it all night.
161
00:11:36,132 --> 00:11:41,103
Then that means I just called your
painting horrible and ridiculous.
162
00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:45,106
You also said it
belongs in the toilet.
163
00:11:58,491 --> 00:12:00,825
Ok, I know that my
laughing seems rude,
164
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,427
but, you see,
in America,
165
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,029
laughter is how we
show our appreciation.
166
00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:09,031
Like, "Mr. Laritate
is a great teacher".
167
00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:14,502
Or, or, "Harper, that's
a great outfit".
168
00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:21,941
Alex, I know you,
169
00:12:21,976 --> 00:12:24,710
and I know you don't believe
either of those things are true.
170
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,778
I think she believes one
of those things is true.
171
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:30,547
Sorry, Mr. Laritate.
172
00:12:31,882 --> 00:12:33,816
You know why
you don't like it?
173
00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:35,884
Because you don't
understand it.
174
00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:39,587
There's your shovel.
Start digging your way out.
175
00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:42,089
Yeah, I,
I don't get it.
176
00:12:42,124 --> 00:12:44,925
Can you explain it to me?
Any part of it?
177
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:48,160
It's not "Betsy Ross,"
it's "Barksy Ross".
178
00:12:49,529 --> 00:12:51,063
You see,
that's what I do.
179
00:12:51,098 --> 00:12:53,599
I take famous moments
in American history
180
00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:57,069
and I imagine what they would be like
from the point of view of canines,
181
00:12:57,103 --> 00:13:00,638
because I'm in love
with America. And dogs.
182
00:13:02,441 --> 00:13:05,312
Oh! Now I get it.
183
00:13:05,346 --> 00:13:07,947
Yeah. What an
amazing painting.
184
00:13:07,982 --> 00:13:10,016
I'm so glad you like it.
185
00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:13,249
See, now you get it. You just
had to look a little deeper.
186
00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:17,285
This is so great,
187
00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:19,553
because I had an idea
for my next piece.
188
00:13:19,588 --> 00:13:22,323
I'm going to paint
a portrait of you.
189
00:13:22,357 --> 00:13:26,460
It will be your face as
a cute teacup chihuahua.
190
00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:33,733
Sewing the stars and stripes,
as if you were Betsy Ross.
191
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,304
No, no...
192
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,606
You, you don't
have to do that.
193
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,874
Nobody needs to see
me as a dog, really.
194
00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:43,976
Dogs are my muse, Alex.
195
00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:46,212
And I've already got
the image in my head.
196
00:13:46,247 --> 00:13:49,048
I've got to get
going on this.
197
00:13:51,117 --> 00:13:53,885
Well, this is just great.
198
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,519
My new boyfriend is gonna
paint me as a dog.
199
00:13:56,554 --> 00:13:59,653
Not only that. Mr. Laritate
gives all the art off winners
200
00:13:59,687 --> 00:14:01,219
a special page
in the yearbook.
201
00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:02,954
Maybe we could have
back-to-back pages.
202
00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:05,689
Me with my kitten paintings
and you with your dog face.
203
00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:12,394
Ok, then.
204
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,942
- Hey, Justin!
- Hey, dad. Check me out.
205
00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:33,546
I am really getting the hang
of this thing. I'm making tea!
206
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,682
- Terrific, son.
- Yep.
207
00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:38,818
- You must be feeling pretty proud
of yourself. - Yeah, I actually...
208
00:14:38,852 --> 00:14:41,920
Dad, what is with the...
The hat?
209
00:14:41,954 --> 00:14:43,254
It's kind of distracting.
210
00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:44,722
Oh, really?
211
00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:46,523
I'm not trying to
distract you at all.
212
00:14:46,558 --> 00:14:49,293
Not trying to
distract you at all.
213
00:14:53,329 --> 00:14:55,397
- Sneak attack!
- Judo trick!
214
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,534
- Give up? Give up?
- No!
215
00:15:00,569 --> 00:15:02,601
The question is,
do you give up?
216
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,403
I'm on top of you!
217
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,204
Yes. I beg to
differ, though.
218
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,373
Because in some countries,
I'm on top of you!
219
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,876
That was awesome, son!
220
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,247
As soon as the goggles became
a hindrance, I ripped them off.
221
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:20,717
Yeah, because some people think
because they have them on,
222
00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:23,586
they have to keep them on.
But they don't.
223
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:25,121
Good hunting, son.
224
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:27,123
Thanks, dad.
225
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:30,358
Hey, man, can I borrow
those goggles you have?
226
00:15:30,393 --> 00:15:32,594
They're for biology class.
227
00:15:32,628 --> 00:15:34,896
I'm gonna use them to
cheat on the kid behind me.
228
00:15:36,898 --> 00:15:38,731
You know they'll be
kind of obvious.
229
00:15:39,365 --> 00:15:42,400
I know. That's why
I'm gonna wear the hat.
230
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,137
Goggles.
231
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,447
Hey, Harper!
232
00:15:58,481 --> 00:16:01,417
I figured out a way to stop Mason
from painting that picture of me.
233
00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:04,419
A magic shell.
234
00:16:04,454 --> 00:16:08,989
I blow through this shell and I become
the artistic muse for whoever hears it.
235
00:16:09,024 --> 00:16:12,292
He'll want to paint me as me,
instead of a chihuahua.
236
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:16,696
But chihuahuas are so cute.
237
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,999
Well, I hope I'm cuter than
a dog that lives in a purse.
238
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:23,168
For once, I'm gonna fix a
problem before it is a problem.
239
00:16:23,203 --> 00:16:26,004
Look, you barely got out of
trouble with him yesterday.
240
00:16:26,039 --> 00:16:27,806
Don't make it worse
by adding magic.
241
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,575
Just take it on the chin, let him
paint you as a pooch, and move on.
242
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:36,847
Hello, brown eyes. Ready
to be my doggie model?
243
00:16:39,016 --> 00:16:41,951
Just one second.
My allergies are acting up.
244
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,126
I just had a
most splendid idea.
245
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,827
I was pretty
sure you might.
246
00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:59,464
Don't you see what you've done? You
used magic to make your relationship ok.
247
00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:01,132
I don't think that's right.
248
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,401
Harper, doing what's right
has never really been my goal.
249
00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:06,436
Come in!
250
00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:09,806
There you are, my love!
251
00:17:09,841 --> 00:17:11,610
I've finished!
252
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:17,082
All of these are of you.
253
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:18,716
I don't know which
one's my favorite,
254
00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:22,152
but they're all good.
255
00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:27,055
They're beautiful.
256
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:29,590
And the moment I
started I couldn't stop.
257
00:17:29,624 --> 00:17:33,293
When I paint you, something
just comes over me.
258
00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:36,062
It feels... It feels...
259
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,730
Magical?
260
00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:40,899
Yes! Magical.
261
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,943
Did you hear that? I'm sure
there's not just these,
262
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,743
probably hundreds
and hundreds of...
263
00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:49,538
And there they are.
264
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,876
Hey, it's you again!
265
00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:56,378
Is it Martin or Jason?
266
00:17:56,412 --> 00:17:57,746
It's Mason.
267
00:17:57,981 --> 00:18:00,951
Wasn't that one
of the choices?
268
00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:04,187
Oh wow, these are great.
269
00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:06,956
You can hardly
see the numbers.
270
00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:15,330
Alex is my muse.
My inspiration.
271
00:18:15,364 --> 00:18:17,465
All I want to do
is paint her.
272
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:21,601
Yep. It's like he's
under her spell.
273
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:22,936
Yes!
274
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,404
I only wish
I could paint Alex
275
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:27,072
on a bigger canvas.
276
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,273
And I think
I've got an idea.
277
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,309
Excuse me.
278
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,878
I think I've got
an idea, too.
279
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:37,581
- You stole my muse shell.
- That's exactly what she did.
280
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:41,118
Oh, big deal. I like him,
and he likes painting me.
281
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,220
I'll tell you what
the big deal is.
282
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,955
Pretty soon he's not going
to be able to eat or sleep.
283
00:18:45,989 --> 00:18:49,091
All he's gonna want
to do is paint you.
284
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,794
Sounds like it wasn't
the right thing to do.
285
00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:54,829
Dad, I had to do it.
286
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:57,464
He paints dogs in
American history.
287
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,565
Those are terrible.
288
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,469
Well, I hate those paintings
too, that's why I did it.
289
00:19:02,504 --> 00:19:06,372
- Listen, honey, if you really
like Jason... - Mason.
290
00:19:06,407 --> 00:19:09,042
I said that.
291
00:19:09,076 --> 00:19:11,744
Then it shouldn't matter
what kind of an artist he is.
292
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:14,345
It should only matter
what kind of person he is.
293
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,581
As a great poet once said,
294
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:20,050
"Don't go changin'
to try to please me."
295
00:19:22,219 --> 00:19:24,787
Mr. Russo, are you
quoting Billy Joel?
296
00:19:26,322 --> 00:19:27,890
I've never heard
of that person.
297
00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:41,702
What are you looking at?
Oh! This is trouble.
298
00:19:43,805 --> 00:19:45,639
That shell's already
turned him wacky.
299
00:19:46,173 --> 00:19:49,142
Wacky? Come on!
It's beautiful.
300
00:19:49,176 --> 00:19:51,210
It just... Oh, fine!
301
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:58,617
What do you think?
Do you like it?
302
00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:03,187
It's, it's great.
It's really great.
303
00:20:03,221 --> 00:20:06,457
That's so good because
I really want you to like it.
304
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:09,960
You are beautiful, and I'm
going to keep painting you.
305
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,963
Well, why don't you take a break
and we can go get a sandwich?
306
00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:16,964
No time for eating!
307
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:22,369
Right there. The light
is hitting you perfectly.
308
00:20:23,403 --> 00:20:26,039
I want to do a bigger chalk
drawing of you over here,
309
00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:29,775
in profile. Excuse me.
Move! Thank you.
310
00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:37,916
So, is this what you're just
gonna be doing from now on?
311
00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:39,950
I hope so.
312
00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:42,586
We're the ultimate
art couple.
313
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:46,756
We need to get inside.
314
00:20:47,091 --> 00:20:51,660
No, I have to redraw
this as it washes away.
315
00:20:51,695 --> 00:20:55,362
The more it washes away,
the faster I have to draw.
316
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,931
Ok, that is just wacky.
317
00:21:08,974 --> 00:21:10,608
Are you ok?
318
00:21:10,642 --> 00:21:12,977
Sounds like you've got
a bit of a chest cold.
319
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:16,313
We need to get you out
of this rain and inside.
320
00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:19,783
Well... Wait!
321
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:22,686
So you're done
drawing me?
322
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:26,356
Yeah, I feel like
painting some dogs.
323
00:21:26,391 --> 00:21:28,858
Good. Good!
You should do that.
324
00:21:31,162 --> 00:21:33,763
But kiss me first.
325
00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:35,665
But you have a cold.
326
00:21:37,901 --> 00:21:39,501
Just kiss me.
327
00:22:05,968 --> 00:22:08,503
Hey, monster guy!
328
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:11,906
You may have
noticed that lately
329
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:14,474
I've been acting like I totally
don't know what's going on.
330
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,478
- Lately?
- So you noticed.
331
00:22:18,512 --> 00:22:21,247
Great! Yeah, like,
332
00:22:21,282 --> 00:22:24,684
like remember when I let all
those monsters out of that book?
333
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,652
Yeah. They all escaped,
334
00:22:26,687 --> 00:22:29,687
and destroyed the rest of
the monster hunters but me.
335
00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:31,757
Yeah, that's not
the worst part.
336
00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:37,394
One of those monsters was the
mummy who stole your girlfriend.
337
00:22:37,428 --> 00:22:40,029
So, I mean, I guess,
technically,
338
00:22:40,063 --> 00:22:42,231
You can be mad at me.
339
00:22:43,165 --> 00:22:44,665
You know...
340
00:22:46,536 --> 00:22:49,037
- That reminds me of
something. - Yeah?
341
00:22:49,071 --> 00:22:51,438
- Something I have to do.
- Okay.
342
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,043
And I need your help.
343
00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:56,643
Yes, great, because I'm here
for you. Whatever you need!
344
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,043
- Good.
- Yeah.
345
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,743
Snake attack!
346
00:23:01,143 --> 00:23:06,143
Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
347
00:23:06,193 --> 00:23:10,743
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
26321
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof