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Morning, guys.
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Is Alex awake yet?
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Yeah...
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Oh, good one, right?
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Hey, so what are you guys doing?
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Check it out. Conscience and I are studying.
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But your mom and dad have been trying to get you to study
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for years and you've been ignoring them.
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Ah, very true.
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However, they don't sit on my lap and hold a book to my face.
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My conscience does do that.
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OK, Max, back to work.
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Let's try the "Picture This" spell.
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All right,what does that do?
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Well, you cast it on any picture frame
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and you can see what's going on someplace else.
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- Ah, cool. - Guys...
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What is with all the yammering? It's the middle of the night.
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Shh!
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We're studying!
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Oh. I thought you were working on
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a ventriloquist act with two dummies.
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Conscience has been waking Max up
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and forcing him to study spells before he knows he's awake.
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He just learned the "Picture This" spell.
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He did? I haven't even learned that one yet.
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It's in the next chapter.
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And I only know it's in the next chapter
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because I put my gum there.
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That conscience can ruin my chance of being the family wizard.
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You know what else can ruin your chance?
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A little disease you have called laziness.
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I'm not lazy, I'm just resting up for my 30's.
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Yep. Got a lot planned.
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Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze
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That the end will no doubt justify the means
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You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease
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Yes, please
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But you might find out it'll go to your head
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When you write a report on a book you never read
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With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed
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That's what I said
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Everything is not what it seems
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When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams
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You might run into trouble if you go to extremes
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Because everything is not what it seems
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Everything is not what it seems
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When you can have what you want by the simplest of means
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Be careful not to mess with the balance of things
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Because everything is not what it seems
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Wizards of Waverly Place S03E05 Night at the Lazerama
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Again.
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-Once more. -Hey!
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You two weirdoes, get a cave.
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Don't be afraid of love, Alex.
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It's what makes the world go'round.
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Oh, well, so does money.
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So what's it gonna cost to get you two out of here
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'cause I gotta study.
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Hi, everyone. If you don't remember,
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I'm Chancellor Rudy Tootietootie of the Monster Hunter Council
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It's good to see you.
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I feel like a member of the family already.
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When do we start the fight over Grandma's will?
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Grandma's broke. She doesn't have a will.
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Anyway, I...
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Do you guys smell vanilla and death?
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Either there's a monster in here
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or you guys need to clean out the refrigerator.
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It's my perfume.
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Uh, yeah!
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It's called Death by... Vanilla.
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We'll go get you some. Come on.
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Anyway...
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I'm here to tell you you've completed
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your independent study course in monster hunting.
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Uh, but I'm not even done with the class, sir.
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Yep, that's how it works in the go-go world of monster hunting.
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Anyway, this is your first official case.
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There's a mummy loose in the area.
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Mummy?
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Um, sir, shouldn't you bring in some
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monster hunters with more experience for that?
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Can't. They've all been destroyed.
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By the mummy?
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I'm required to say "no."
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Don't look into the mummy's eyes
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or you'll fall under his control and you'll be his servant forever,
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which is way worse than it seems.
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-It seems pretty bad. -Then you get it.
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Whoa, whoa! Slow down there. We don't want to be too obvious.
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OK. So we'll just pop in here,
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do a little mummy research before the museum closes.
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Huh. I knew her.
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-What's up? -OK, come on.
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OK, so all I could find on the Wiznet
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was that mummies enjoy cookie dough ice cream, being buried alive,
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and extremely slow walks in the park.
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Yeah, 'cause they're, like, "Raaah!"
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Oh! Oh, I'm sorry!
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Did I just make you scared?
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No. I've been scared the whole time.
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You just reminded me of it.
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Oh, what did you just spill?
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Hmm.
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Monster hunter dust.
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It only glows and activates when a monster has passed over it.
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Like... Like that?
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Yeah, well, you're a monster, you passed over it.
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That's why it's been activated.
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What about these drips of cookie dough ice cream?
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You hate cookie dough ice cream.
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But you know who loves it?
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The mummy.
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He's here.
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I've been thinking...
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-Oh, thanks for the heads-up. See ya! -No, no!
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Without Conscience around,
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Max won't do the right thing.
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We just need to get him away from Max
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to buy me more time to study and catch up.
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All right, just... as long as I'm not involved.
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No problem. I'll distract Max
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while you invite Conscience to do something out of the house.
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Do you ever hear me?
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Come on, go!
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Hey, Conscience, there's a laser light show
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at the planetarium tonight. Wanna go?
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Well, that sounds like fun,
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but I can't leave Max's side.
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-It's not what a good conscience does. -Mm-mmm.
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Yes, yes! And you have done such a good job.
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I think you deserve a break. Don't you, Max?
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Don't you think he deserves a break?
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Um, well, I think so
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because at least once a day he says, "Gimme a break, Max!"
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Yes, I guess I could use a little break.
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All right. Now remember, this isn't a date.
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Unless we see Jeremy from science,
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and then you better act like you're totally into me.
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-Excuse me. -Hmm?
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Has anyone found a cell phone?
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Let's look here.
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Yes, I did. Thank you.
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That's my phone.
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Yeah, one second. Hello.
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Yes, operator, can you please connect me to anyone in Australia?
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I'm trying to find out what,like,a koala bear sounds like.
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I think it's like a...
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Give me that!
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I'm so sorry. I think it's just a little joke.
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Uh, sandwich is on us.
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Did I just hear you give away a sandwich?
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There's something wrong with Max.
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Honey, where's Conscience?
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Uh, he went to the Lazerama light show with Harper.
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Alex thought he needed a break.
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Alex.
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Hello!
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Just studying.
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Oh, I found my gum!
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What did you do?
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Nothing! I just encouraged Conscience
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to take a well-deserved break from Max.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm on a long trip to education.
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Invisible shade.
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Excuse me?
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Did you know that if Max and Conscience are separated too long
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that Conscience will become a person of his own
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and never go back to Max?
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And one of the reasons why I don't know that is because
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people keep interrupting me when I'm trying to study.
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I bet you that kind of stuff's on the next page of this.
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Yep, there it is. OK, I'll fix it.
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Attention: the Egyptian exhibitis now closed.
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The coast is clear.
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This is weird.
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These are usually shut.
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I'll bet the mummy opened it.
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Come on.
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Oh, man! Uh...
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You must have hit a switch or something. Look around.
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There's gotta be a switch around here somewhere.
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No. I know who did it and I have good news.
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Oh.
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We found the mummy.
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Shield your eyes!
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Huh?
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OK, he's gone. Let's not panic.
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Right.
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Mommy!
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Mommy, please!
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Please let me out of here!
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Mommy, please!
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Yep, it's soundproof.
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Yeah. Uh...
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Magic.
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Plastic: the natural enemy of magic.
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OK, cover your eyes.
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I'm gonna try and break us out of here.
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Ow!
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No, no! I wouldn't step over here if I were you.
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That second hit knocked the guano out of me.
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The mummy's here. OK, remember,
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whatever you do, do not look into his eyes.
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Welcome to my minion army!
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Now, you, go get me a pint of cookie dough ice cream.
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And you, take my sarcophagus to the back door.
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Hold on!
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I don't think he's after us.
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I think he's just trying to get his stuff back.
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OK, so we wait here until the museum opens in the morning,
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and then someone will come and get us. Problem solved!
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Yeah, that's not gonna work.
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-Why not? -See that?
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Oh, yeah. A skylight.
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Skylights are nice.
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Nice? No. Skylight, vampire...
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Morning, sunshine.
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Ow!
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Ash.
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We are in deep guano.
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What are you doing?
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Sometimes when it's awkward and there's nothing to talk about
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I just... laugh to fill the space!
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There's something in your backpack.
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Am I too late? Catch me up.
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I'm your new conscience.
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This is great!
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I'm growing my own conscience.
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That means I'm becoming my own person.
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Conscience, you've gotta get home now.
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I'm not called Conscience anymore.
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This is all awkward for you, isn't it?
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Hello, girls. I'm Conscience's new conscience.
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Oh, no, it's gone further than I thought.
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We've gotta get him out of there.
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Look, Conscience, you've got to see what's going on at home.
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Excuse me.
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Please, please,tell me now
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Is there something I should know
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Duranium Duranius
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He's eating my special mustard!
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He's not even supposed to touch that!
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Mmm!
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He's wiping his face on my couch pillows!
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Would you forget about the couch pillows?!
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He's eating my special mustard!
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It's good!
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Going back would be the right thing to do.
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Yeah, it looks pretty bad back there,
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but... that's your problem now.
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I'm my own person.
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How much do you weigh?
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I don't know. A buck, a buck five.
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We can take him.
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I'll get us out of here.
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All I need is something big and heavy,
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like, uh... No.
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Like a boulder!
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Juliet, we're saved!
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Let me just... OK, lift with the back.
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Styrofoam?
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Great. Now what are we gonna do?
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Whoa! The mummy's back.
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Let us out of here,
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you wrapped in strips of fabric guy!
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-Justin,Justin, um... -Yeah?
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Let's not squander whatever time we have left
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yelling kind of lame insults at the mummy.
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Look, it's pretty obvious I'm not gonna make it.
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Let's just be together while we can, OK?
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Wait. I know what needs to happen.
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You have to look into his eyes.
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What?
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It's the only way you'll survive.
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If you look into his eyes you'll become his servant.
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He'll take you with him.
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No. What about you?
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Someone will come get me in the morning.
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No, I want to spend this last night here with you.
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I want to be with you, too,
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but this is the only chance you have.
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You can't catch me, Dad. You can't catch me!
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Whoo!
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Put me down! I said put me down!
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-Uh-oh. -Wait, as long as you're going, can you take...
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Dad, I was thinking, on my way back here
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I just learned a spell that could turn Conscience into
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a pair of socks.
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Hey, that's perfect.
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Max can just wear Conscience.
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He only wears the same pair of socks anyway,
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it might as well be Conscience.
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Theresa, that's not how magic works,
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but I do know a spell that will help.
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Conscience, get ready to get back into Max.
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Goodbye, loser. I'm never seeing you again.
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No, Max, I'm gonna be inside...
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Just do it.
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All right, here's the spell. Alex,
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say, "Scrubby dubby, into the tubby."
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Scrubby dubby, into the tubby
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Oh, I see, I get it now.
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Argyle, bobby, tube, knee-high
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Into socks turn this guy
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What's wrong, honey?
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I never thought I'd see Max do laundry.
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Thank you, Alex.
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Mom, I'm sorry I broke the lamp.
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I promise I'll clean it up.
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And to do that, I'm going to need a broom, a dustpan,
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double-stick tape, and a small dog.
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He's back.
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I'll grab the broom, the dustpan,the double-stick tape.
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You grab some bacon and hang out at the dog park.
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OK.
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Man, I'm getting better at this.
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Justin really should watch his back.
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I can't wait to tell him.
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Please, please tell me now Is there something I should know
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Duranium Duranius
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Oh, no.
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Justin, I know it's right.
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I'm just scared I'll never see you again.
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You will.
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This won't be forever. I promise.
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I tracked down this joker once and I'll do it again.
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You're my vampire.
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And you're my wizard.
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OK, now we just gotta
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get through the soundproof barrier somehow.
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If we wave to the kids.
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-I love you, Juliet. -I love you, Justin.
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A vampire minion.
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Grow your wings.
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Fan me on the way out.
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Yes, master.
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How fast do those things go?
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Forty-five in the country, 25 in the city.
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I'll come get you if it's the last thing I do!
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Justin!
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Are you OK? I saw that you were trapped.
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What happened? Am I too late?
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I let Juliet go with the mummy.
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It was the only thing I could do to save her life.
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The only thing you could do to save her life?
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Oh, right. Skylight.
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Well, I guess that's something that
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you guys are always gonna have to deal with.
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I mean, just like whoever I end up with
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is gonna have to deal with all this.
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Wow.
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I threw you a lob and you didn't swing.
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You must be pretty upset.
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I love her.
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Well, you know what they say...
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If you love somebody, set them free.
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And if they really love you...
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...they'll come back.
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Not if they're a mind-slave to a mummy.
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OK, so clearly
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I'm not as good as you are making people feel better,
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so...
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Let's just hug and go get some cookie dough ice cream.
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Cookie dough!
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There, there. Let it out.
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All right. Hey, maybe I am good at this.
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