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What was the name of that song?
Stop, you're hurting my ears?
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Yes, it's off my new cd
called Alex is a cow, moo.
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Hey, we have
a sister named Alex!
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All right, everybody,
listen up.
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For today's lesson, we have a
special guest from the wizard world
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Coming to talk to you guys
about a very important subject:
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The future.
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Oh. You mean
two minutes from now,
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When I'll be faking a stomach
ache to get out of this lesson?
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No, I'm talking about
you kids finding jobs one day.
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Oh! Stomach ache. Look at that,
it came two minutes early.
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Mr. Stuffleby! Welcome.
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Kids, I'd like you to meet your
new wizard guidance counselor.
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Oh. Hate to be impolite, but
what's up with your fa, dude?
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My mother
is one quarter gargoyle.
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It's a bit distracting,
but you'll get used to it.
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Not likely. I'm not
even used to Justin's face.
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As you all know,
one of you is destined
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To win the family
wizard competition,
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Thus becoming an adult wizard
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And going on to live a life of
incredible excitement and adventure.
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That will probably be me.
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Two of you, on the other hand,
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Will lose your powers forever,
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Instantly becoming
ordinary human beings,
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Completely average and unremarkable
in every conceivable way.
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Like your father.
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- No offense.
- Too late.
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[laughs]
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So, in the event that you lose
the wizard competition,
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I've been sent here to see to it that you
each establish an acceptable backup plan,
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Or "plan b,"
one that is... Yes?
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Does it hurt to always
be smiling like that?
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Actually, it's more
of a numb feeling.
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But back to my point.
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Like all young wizards, you must choose
mortal jobs that will provide you... Yes?
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Do bugs ever go in your mouth?
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All the time.
Especially dragonflies.
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But remember, I'm part gargoyle,
so they're delicious.
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Are there any other questions?
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That don't involve my face.
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I don't see this going well.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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What are you doing
with my guitar?
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Nothing.
You're using it in a band.
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My band. Because my plan b is to
be a famous rock and roll drummer.
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[laughs] drummer? You never
even play pattycake right.
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You still don't get it.
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I wanted to hit you in the face.
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I'm busy with my own plan b.
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I'm gonna make money touring the
world beating robots at chess.
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Look, Justin, I didn't want
to have to say this,
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But you're really good
at guitar.
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Well...
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I've always known I had
something special musically.
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I've just been too
afraid to admit it.
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You're not just
manipulating me, are you?
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No. Great. So then
I guess we're in a band.
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Band? With me...?
[scoffs] no.
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All I need is me.
And my soulful lyrics.
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And my bare feet in
a sandbox on the cd cover.
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And a fishing net with, like,
shells and treasure in it.
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Well, why don't
you use that net
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To catch the one person
that'll buy your album.
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Good one.
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Hey, honey.
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Um... Any luck
figuring out your plan b?
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Well, I've decided to follow my
dream and be a professional drummer.
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A drummer? This assignment is about
you finding something practical.
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Stuffleby's gonna
be back here on Thursday.
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And he may seem all smiles,
but he's not.
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Dad, come on.
Didn't you ever have a dream?
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Yes, a practical dream.
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To own and operate my own
subway-themed sandwich shop.
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And look at me now.
Living the dream.
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Well, Alex has decided
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- That her backup plan is to be a musician.
- Cool.
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- I was just gonna work at the sub station.
- That's my boy.
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But Alex's idea is way better.
I'll do that instead.
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- [laughs]
- wait. Who's gonna run the sub station?
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That's the only reason
we had you kids!
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Not you.
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♪ oh, I would
run a kilometer for you ♪
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♪ and on my little
thermometer for you ♪
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♪ I'm burning up ♪
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[whispers] in celsius.
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♪ oh, metric system
metric system ♪
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♪ if there are better systems I
must've missed 'em oh, metric system ♪
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♪ metric system if there are better
systems I must've missed them ♪
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Mom? [laughs]
what are you doing?
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I'm harmonizing with my eldest
son. Didn't that give you chills?
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And the creep-outs.
[laughs]
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Oh, my gosh. You know what?
We should form a band!
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What do you say? We'll call
ourselves mother and son,
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So we don't get confused
as brother and sister.
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Oh... No.
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I... Can't.
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Why not?
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Because I'm
already in a band
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And that wouldn't be right.
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- With who?
- [drums banging]
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This drumming thing
is gonna be so easy.
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- With Alex.
- Alex?
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- Justin said you guys are in a band together.
- He did?
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Yeah, and that's why he
can't be in a band with me.
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Now, I'm caught up.
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That's right, mom.
Justin is in a band with me.
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Well, that's too bad 'cause...
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♪ mother and son mother
and son we could've sung ♪
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♪ last chance to be
in a band with me ♪
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- Thanks. I owe you one.
- Oh, I know.
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Welcome to the band.
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Mom, I brought
you the newspaper.
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Or... Possibly flowers.
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Oh. Thanks, honey. These are nice, but I
kind of wanted the coupons from the paper.
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- Max, what are you doing? - I'm practicing
to be a magician, same as you guys.
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- [both laugh]
- that's great, Max.
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But we said "musician,"
not "magician."
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- Oh.
- Ah!
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Maybe dad's right.
Less talking more listening.
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But it's just so hard to listen
with all this money in my ears.
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Ok, since this
is our first band practice,
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There are things
we gotta figure out.
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Right. Band outfits.
Way ahead of you.
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No.
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I was thinking we'd do
sort of a punk-rock thing.
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Oh! What about this?
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Or maybe...
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You didn't want to use
this one for the band, did you?
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Nope. [laughs]
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Ok, we need to figure out
what we want to sound like.
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For example, I like soft, meaningful guitar
plucking. And I like to play barefoot.
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It shows how
I fight conventions.
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Walk outside barefoot,
you'll be fighting infections.
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Convections? Infections? It rhymes.
It's a lyric. Let's put it in a song!
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Ok... Ah!
Follow my lead.
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And a one, and a two, and...
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Play on four.
Four and...
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You don't...
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- I wanna start with a solo.
- It's not backwards day.
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- Why can't we in the beginning?
- What is going on up here?
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Justin's in your band?
What'd you do, bribe him?
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[scoffs] no. Of course not.
It was more like blackmail.
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I knew it. I'm sure your brother had
something practical as his plan b.
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That I did. I wanted to make
money beating robots at chess.
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Is working at the
sub station that bad?
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Daddy, being in a band
is a great plan b.
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It's totally
gonna make us money.
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All right. You think you can
make money, let's prove it.
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You'll put on a concert
at the sub station,
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And if you can bring in an audience, then
you can consider this band your plan b.
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- What if we don't?
- Then you'll give up this ridiculous dream
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Once and for all
and you'll work downstairs.
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- Is it a deal?
- Sure, dad.
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Here you go.
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Come listen
to the loudest band in town.
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I hear they got a great drummer.
She's cute, too.
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- Hey, Alex.
- Hey.
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Concert at waverly sub station.
Don't miss it.
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You named the band burn
without even consulting me?
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I do everything without consulting
you. Why should I start now?
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Because maybe I had a different
idea for our band name.
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Possibly with more of a
reference to medieval plant life.
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Yes, because kids
love medieval plant life.
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Look, I came up with the idea of
being a band, so I should name it.
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Yeah, but I'm a better musician.
I'm all... [imitates guitar]
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And the crowd's all... "Justin!
You're so good-looking!"
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And you're all...
[imitates drums]
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- The crowd's all, "when's the
guitar coming back?" - Justin!
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You know what? I'm very
annoyed with you right now!
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You know what?
I'm kicking you out of the band!
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You can't kick me out of the band,
'cause I'm kicking you out of the band!
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You can't kick me out of the band!
I already kicked you out of the band!
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- Fine!
- Fine!
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Hello, Alex. I just stopped by to
see how it's going with your plan b.
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Well, it's not going so great.
I probably should've stuck
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To the sub station as my plan b,
just like my dad did.
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What? Your dad's plan b
wasn't to own the sub station.
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It was to be
a professional bull rider.
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- It was?
- He called himself "the italian buckaroo."
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He had jean jackets
made up and everything.
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- You're kidding.
- Do I look like I'm kidding?
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Don't answer that.
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- Wow, so he never went after his dream?
- No.
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I think his dad
talked him out of it.
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00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:05,222
And then he ended up owning
a sandwich shop instead?
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00:13:05,256 --> 00:13:08,225
That's right.
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Hey. Uh, you remember that
one time I apologized to you?
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No. When was that?
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Oh, my goodness. Can we please stop
talking about it? You get the point.
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Are you trying to
apologize to me, Alex?
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Yes. How many times do
I have to say, "I'm sorry"?
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Actually, you
haven't said it.
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I think we should get
the band back together.
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Go on.
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Because it's important for us to chase
our dreams while we're still young.
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And I'm even willing to
compromise in order to do it.
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So if you play
my kind of music...
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I can't believe
I'm about to say this.
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...I'll let you
name... The band.
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- I'll take that deal.
- Great. Ok.
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Better get started. We've got
a lot to do before the concert.
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- Perfect. I'll put in some earplugs.
- Again.
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You are such a rock star.
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The great Maxini thanks you!
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[light applause]
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Looks like you might
be working here after all.
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Here you go, Max. I took the liberty
of having it personalized. Huh?
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The great Maxini is offended
by your lack of support.
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His next trick
will blow your minds.
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After it pops into my mind.
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I had some made for you
guys, too. Just in case. Huh?
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Thanks for the support, dad.
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You're on.
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[feedback]
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Hi.
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Thanks for coming out.
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- We're the alabaster carnation.
- Oh, my gosh.
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One, two, three!
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[playing rock music]
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Oh, oh!
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00:15:37,608 --> 00:15:38,709
Yeah!
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[laughing]
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♪ you won't know anything
unless you try ♪
226
00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:55,025
♪ might end up falling
but you just might fly ♪
227
00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:59,463
♪ you know it's all about
what you believe ♪
228
00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:03,834
♪ and maybe something extra
up your sleeve ♪
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♪ listen what I say
nothing's getting in the way ♪
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♪ there's no fear that can stop
us and no reason to delay ♪
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♪ gonna give it all we got
we ain't afraid to play ♪
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♪ so watch out for we're
gonna make it happen ♪
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♪ I won't be whining
'bout what might have been ♪
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♪ you know I'm not too big
on giving in ♪
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♪ I use whatever spell
the law allows ♪
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♪ that is, of course
if I knew how ♪
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- ♪ she does, whoo! ♪
- ♪ listen what I say ♪
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♪ nothing's getting
in my way ♪
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♪ there's no fear
that can stop us ♪
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♪ and no reason to delay ♪
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♪ gonna give it all we got ♪
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♪ yeah, we ain't
afraid to play ♪
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♪ so watch you for we're
gonna make it happen ♪
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♪ we're not afraid to fall
we're going for it all ♪
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♪ there's a method to our
madness we're answering the call ♪
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♪ if we use a little magic
we really can't recall ♪
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♪ all I know is that we're
gonna make it happen ♪
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- Yeah!
- [cheering]
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- We did it!
- That was unbelievable!
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[chanting] alabaster carnation!
Alabaster carnation!
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Hi, I'm harvey buchwald. I'm
president of legitimate records.
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I think you got a real
future as a girl drummer.
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- Here's my card.
- Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh! Your guitar playing
like totally spoke to us.
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Well, as a musician, that's
all you can ever hope for.
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- Who wants my sweat towel?
- I do!
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Take it. Put your number
down on my hand.
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Hold on... I'll get your...
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- What a show!
- You liked it.
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Of course I liked it!
I'm smiling, aren't I?
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Usually music isn't the
best choice for a plan b,
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But not for you two.
You can't miss! Can't miss!
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[laughs] honey,
I'm so proud of you.
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It was great. Ybe missing a
more mature female vocal element,
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But still,
I really liked it.
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Yeah, I should've had
more faith in your abilities.
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You guys proved me wrong and you did it
the right way, without using any magic.
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- You didn't use magic, did you?
- No.
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Yes, it's true.
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Justin and Alex
didn't use any magic.
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But... The great Maxini did!
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What?
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- Max, what did you do?
- Dude!
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The audience was
all an illusion.
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The great Maxini thanks you!
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Make yourself disappear.
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Hey, um, you remember that time
I said I was sorry? Right?
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Yeah, you didn't.
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- Your sister's been trying
that for years. - He's right.
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Which is why, from now on, we're
videotaping all apologies in this family.
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Jerry, can you stand
a little closer to Max?
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Look, you guys
sounded great.
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But because of you, Max, we won't know
if music is a viable career or not.
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- Dad, it's ok.
- No, Justin. It's not.
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I need to know that everything's
gonna be ok for my kids.
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But that's just it, dad.
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You can never be sure of that.
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Sometimes dreams
don't work out.
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But that doesn't
mean we shouldn't try.
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I mean, you can understand that,
right, "italian buckaroo"?
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Theresa, shut
the camera off.
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Where did you
hear that name?
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Mr. Stuffleby told me about your
dream of being a bull rider.
294
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What a mouth on that guy.
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Is that true, jerry?
"italian buckaroo"?
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Yes, it's true.
I wanted to be a bull rider.
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But your dad wanted you
to do something practical?
298
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No. He was a rodeo clown.
299
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He thought bull riders
were stuck-up.
300
00:20:33,537 --> 00:20:38,208
Wait. Grandpa
was a rodeo clown?
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That's my plan b.
I call it.
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Look, I'm sorry if I was getting
in the way of your dreams.
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Actually, dad,
it's kind of reassuring to know
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That you didn't have a practical backup plan
and your life still turned out pretty good.
305
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:57,494
Yeah, my life
did turn out pretty good.
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I'm really proud of you guys.
307
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,999
You did something
not even I had the guts to do.
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It must feel good
to chase your dreams.
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00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:11,174
Well, maybe you should find that
out for yourself.
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[announcer] next up,
the italian buckaroo.
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All right, for probably about
the next one to seven seconds,
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You'll feel what it's
like to live your dream.
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And my guess is it's gonna
feel a lot like chafing.
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Whoo! Ah! [laughing]
I'm... Living the dream!
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- Mom, what's your dream?
- That this is over soon so we can go home.
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Ah!
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Looks like we're done.
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♪ you won't know anything
unless you try ♪
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♪ might end up falling
but you just might fly ♪
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♪ you know it's all about
what you believe ♪
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