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This is the best
video game ever.
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- Jab, jab, jab... roundhouse!
- Backflip!
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Jab! - Hey! How many times
have I told you guys
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- to keep video games video?
- I told them and I told them, Dad.
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Sword!
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Oh! That is not what they mean by "
slashing prices."
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Cool swords. Let me try.
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Wow, you look nice, Dad.
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I didn't even know
you had a suit.
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I don't. Kick, kick, nose pull.
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Well, that suit does fit
you a little tight...
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Hey, that's my suit!
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That reminds me. Justin,
I need to borrow your suit.
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I'm taking your mother out to
dinner for our anniversary.
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Oh. Did you get her a card?
Because while Mom's reading it,
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you can slip the
waiter your coupon.
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My lamp! What is
going on in here?
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Yeah. What is going on in here?
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I thought we had a
rule about wizardry.
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The random magic in this house
is getting on my nerves.
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How many times does this lamp have to
break for you guys to get the message?
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If the message is, "Ugly lamps are
easy to break," I think we got it.
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Your mother's right.
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We have to be more
considerate of someone
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who doesn't understand
the temptations of magic.
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Doesn't understand? Wait,
are you trying to make this my problem?
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Oh!
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No. I was just saying that...
there... What was I saying?
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Uh, what Dad is saying is that we
should accept each other for who we are.
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Kind of like Dad did
when he married you.
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Yeah. I was a wizard at the time,
and it was a big decision for me.
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Oh. I'm sorry, Jerry. I had no idea it
was such a big decision for you to marry me.
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Oh!
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No! It wasn't a big decision.
It was more of an impulse.
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No. Impulse is not helping.
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Let me know how your
anniversary dinner turns out.
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Oh!
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* Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze *
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* That the end will no doubt
justify the means *
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* You can fix any problem with the
slightest of ease Yes, please *
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* You might find out it'll
go to your head *
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* When you write a report on a
book you never read *
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* With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
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* That's what I said *
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* Everything is not
what it seems *
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* When you can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams *
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* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* Because everything is
not what it seems *
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* Everything is not
what it seems *
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* When you can have what you want
by the simplest of means *
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* Be careful not to mess with
the balance of things *
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* Because everything is not *
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* What it seems *
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Listen up, because of
your magic run amok,
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I have to go out and get some
"I'm sorry" gifts for your mother.
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Dad, come on!
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Mom's really easy.
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Why don't you just rub her feet?
That's what I do.
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Oh! That's just weird.
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Really? 'Cause I
don't have a bedtime.
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I'm not gonna rub her feet.
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That crooked toe
just freaks me out.
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Your mom will be fine once I buy
her some of her favorite things.
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Ooh! I know what you
should get her. - You do?
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Peach lip gloss and skull
and bones press-on-nails.
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That's what you want.
You're no help.
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Dad can relax. I went on the
World Wide WizWeb this morning
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and ordered Cupid to come
shoot Mom with a love arrow.
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You ordered Cupid?! Oh,
that makes perfect sense.
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Mom's mad that we're
using magic in the house.
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So, naturally, you bring
more magic into the house.
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Oh, brilliant.
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OK, OK. Everybody stop yelling.
I'll cancel the Cupid order.
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When people are right,
it doesn't mean they're yelling.
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You can't cancel Cupid
once he's been ordered.
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You'd know if you took it upon yourself
to read ahead, like a good student does.
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Oh, did you read about the
recipe for wizard punch? - No.
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- Good, I just made it.
- Ow!
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Oh, wizard punch.
I'll bet that's delicious.
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Well, you've got a problem.
When Cupid gets here,
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he isn't gonna leave until
he fulfills his order.
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Yep. Your brother's right.
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So who's the lucky guy or gal...
or thing? I don't judge.
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Oh, look. It's a baby with wings.
And a carrying handle.
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Back off. It's a sash, genius.
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Oh, this kid is gonna need me
when he grows up. I can just tell.
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Look, Mr. Cupid,
I ordered you by mistake.
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And, um, we really don't
need your services,
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- so if you could go back...
- Save it, sweetheart.
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I can't go anywhere until your
mom gets an arrow in the keister.
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OK, fine. Just shoot Mom in the
keister and get out of here.
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Hey, look, it's bendy!
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No, it's not.
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You broke my arrow!
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You have more arrows, right?
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I'm a baby! I'm barely
allowed to have this one!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Don't leave me in here!
I'm afraid to be alone!
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OK, we've got to keep Cupid hidden
from Mom until we fix the arrow.
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- We? I don't think so.
- Hey!
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If she sees him,
she'll blame me.
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Then I'll figure out a way to blame you.
We're all in this together.
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Come on, I'm always
saying dumb stuff.
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Our marriage is based on us ignoring
each other's flaws. I ignore all of yours.
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Oh!
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What are you guys up to?
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Uh, not magic, that's for sure.
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Yeah, Mom, 'cause you know me. I always
tell you when these guys mess around with magic.
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Always.
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- Is he gonna tell her?
- Sh!
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Tell me what?
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Uh... about Max's
terrible stomach ache.
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His really,
really bad stomach ache. -
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In fact, there's a new
virus going around.
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- The Influ cupidosa.
- Subtle.
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- I panicked!
- Oh, mijito!
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Come on, let's go upstairs. I'll make
you some of Grandma's tree bark and fish oil tea.
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You...
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What are we gonna do now?
We still have Cupid.
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You said, "we." You're
officially in. Awesome!
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Every time.
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OK. Mom's still upstairs.
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I made extra tree bark and
fish oil tea. Who wants some?
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Maybe later.
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Oh, goodness!
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Uh...
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What are you doing,
playing in the dirty dishes?
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Bad baby!
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Hi. Do you watching my little
brother for one second?
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Oh! Cute baby!
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Sure, the baby's cute.
But look at me, Mom. I'm way cuter.
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Hi, Alex. Look what I
knitted for Justin.
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Oh! That's interesting.
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And it smells like shampoo.
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It's a sweater entirely
made of my hair. - Oh!
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- Feel how soft it is.
- Uh...
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I take your word for it.
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He's upstairs with Max,
trying to fix Cupid's arrow.
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OK. Thanks. Notice how I didn't
react when you said Cupid?
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It's my way of acting cool with
having a wizard as a best friend,
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even though I'm
freaking out inside.
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Kind of like how I didn't freak
out when you said, "hair sweater."
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Thank you for watching him.
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There. Good as new.
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Now, Cupid can shoot Mom,
she'll love Dad and then go home.
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Know what? We are
really good at this!
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We should open up Cupid's
Arrow Repair Shop.
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There's only one Cupid.
He has only one arrow.
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Oh, yeah. Good point.
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We should also sell burgers.
Babies love burgers.
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Hi, guys. Justin,
what do you think of this?
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Um, it's kind of nice. Ooh!
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It's really soft, too.
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Great, because I knitted it for you
from my own hair. It's 100 percent me!
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Oh...
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I know. You don't
have to say anything.
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Look, Harper, I know you've
had a crush, obsession,
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on me for a really long time,
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but I think it's about that time I
was completely honest with you...
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Harper, I am never,
ever, ever going to...
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Ah!
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...love you more
than I do right now.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, Justin. This is the
best day of my life!
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I should've made you a
hair sweater years ago.
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I would've been happier
and warmer if you had.
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Max! What did you do?
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Maybe Dad's right.
I shouldn't have a BB gun.
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How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth
and breadth... Oh!
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This'll be more romantic with
the sweater on. - Uh, Harper.
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Look, I hate to burst
your bubble here,
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but Justin's only acting like that
because Max just shot him with Cupid's love arrow.
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Gosh, I guess you're right.
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It's not real love if it comes
from his butt and not his heart.
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Mi amor, let's go for a carriage
ride around Central Park.
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But I don't care!
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- Where's your mother?
- Ah, Father. Thank you.
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For my lady love.
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Oh, yes!
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Why is he acting like
he's in love with Harper?
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What are you doing with an arrow?
And why are you holding a baby?
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Love... Arrow... Baby...
That's Cupid!
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because you used magic?
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Yeah. That's kind of what I do.
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- What's that?
- Um... a baby.
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Hold still,
or the baby gets it.l
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Who's the baby?
Oh! I'm the baby!
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OK, Alex.
Why do you have a baby?
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Uh... It's a baby... doll...
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...from my Marriage
and Family class. Yes.
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Excuse me.
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You know what, Alex? I think it's good
you're taking Marriage and Family.
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You're never too young to learn
how to get along with someone
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who makes it very difficult
to get along with.
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You are so right, Mom.
I'm gonna take this doll up to my room
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and think of ways for Dad
to appreciate you more.
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Wait a minute. Isn't your open
house at school this Friday?
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I want to meet your
Marriage and Family teacher.
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Why?
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I have some personal
stories to share
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about what marriage and
family life are like
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once you get past the pretty
pictures in bridal magazines.
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I fixed it! - Oh! Maxy, I told you,
don't play with arrows.
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They're dangerous, honey.
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Someone could get stuck with
this and then where would we be?
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Closer to the end
of our problem.
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Phew! That was close.
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Uh... you don't really have
Marriage and Family class, do you?
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I love how you know me.
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I want to get a drink
of water, Justy.
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I only thirst for you, Harpy.
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Does that meanou
don't want any water?
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No. I want water, too.
We should share everything.
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Ah, the waters of love.
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Hey, Justin. Missed you
at Alien Language League.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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I'm sorry, Zeke. I'm done
with your childish things.
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- I've found love.
- With who?
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With me! Hello? Arm?
He's wearing my hair.
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Yeah, dude, what's
up with that sweater?
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You look like the floor
of a barber shop.
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Zeke, you've insulted
my woman's honor.
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We will settle this
like gentlemen:
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Water balloon fight at 30 paces.
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I can't throw 30 paces.
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That's 'cause you
throw like a...
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I do not throw like a
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Hey, everybody! There's gonna
be a fight outside! Over me!
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OK, my little Marriage
and Family folk.
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I hope you can rope your
noggins around today's lesson:
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Smart Shopping with Coupons.
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There's no better way to get more
bang for your buck than with...
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I'm bored!
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Shh!
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Who's that back in the south 40? Alex
Russo, you are not in this class.
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No, Mr. Laritate, I'm not.
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But it's always been my
dream to be in this class.
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And I think a dedicated teacher like
you would want to help me realize my dreams.
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I smell someone trying to
sell me some cow patty.
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Come on. I really
want be in this class.
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I even brought my
own pretend baby.
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Which is huge, because anybody who
knows me knows I never come prepared.
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Look, Miss Russo,
I'm always partial to enthusiasm,
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but the train's already pulled
out of the station on this one.
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We did that
assignment last month.
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But Mr. Laritate, how can you
say no to this little guy?
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What? Bad baby! No!
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I gave it a shot.
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A shaving baby doll?
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They've officially
run out of toys.
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Ma chérie.
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A quiet tête a tête
over a romantic dinner.
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Thanks, but it's only 3:
30 in the afternoon.
255
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It's never too
early for romance.
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Bubbly a la orange?
257
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:41,523
Justin, the French thing
is nice but a little corny.
258
00:16:44,493 --> 00:16:48,228
You're right! I must go learn the
new language of love for you,
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which is... Cantonese.
260
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:55,667
Come on, Albert.
Let's go learn it.
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Thank goodness you're here.
I thought my dream had come true,
262
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but Justin won't let me out of his
sight. He's got his arm around me so much
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that my shoulder is starting to
smell like his armpit. Here, smell.
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Ah! No need. I'm not
gonna fight you on that.
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I don't think I can
live like this forever.
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Forever? No.
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Love from my arrow
is only temporary.
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00:17:17,718 --> 00:17:21,453
Wait! This is temporary?
Why didn't you tell me that?
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I'm a baby. I forget things.
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Hey, look! I got a belly button.
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Dad, bad news. I couldn't get
into Marriage and Family class.
272
00:17:33,528 --> 00:17:35,296
It's OK. I think your mom forgot
273
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about talking to your
teacher at open house.
274
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:39,800
Oh, that's right.
Tonight is your open house.
275
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Thanks for reminding me, Jerry.
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00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,472
Yeah, thanks for
reminding her, Dad.
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00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,942
I fixed it!
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00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:52,745
Max, what did I tell you
about playing with arrows?
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Oh, sorry.
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Harper!
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What are you doing down there?
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Bring it in.
283
00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:23,170
You're never gonna believe this,
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00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,505
but I signed up
for scrapbooking.
285
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,907
And I made one about us.
Check it out!
286
00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:34,082
Justin, you're taking all the fun out
of my unrequited, twisted obsession for you.
287
00:18:34,117 --> 00:18:37,654
Leave me alone! I'm the one who makes
the scrapbooks in this relationship!
288
00:18:37,688 --> 00:18:39,755
Harper!
289
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:45,795
Hey, Justin. Harper!
290
00:18:48,832 --> 00:18:51,934
What? I don't Harper!
291
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:57,704
Ah! No, no,
no! Zeke! Guys! Wait up!
292
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:03,276
Thers my Justin.
293
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,312
And you used to "da-ca" me.
294
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,581
Dad, where's Mom? You were
supposed to keep an eye on her
295
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,416
so she wouldn't go to my class.
296
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:15,286
- I lost her by the cupcakes.
- Dad, cupcakes?
297
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,389
All right. I got
lost in the cupcakes.
298
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,792
- Where's Max?
- I...
299
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,629
I sent him to wood shop so
he could fix Cupid's arrow.
300
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,497
Let's go.
301
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,101
...which is why I tell
your ducklings that...
302
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:34,368
Oh, no. Mom beat us here.
303
00:19:34,402 --> 00:19:37,904
...from the rooster's
crow to the coyote's howl.
304
00:19:37,939 --> 00:19:40,139
You got that right, partner.
305
00:19:40,174 --> 00:19:43,542
Even raising the inconsiderate
rooster is a job.
306
00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:45,278
Mrs. Russo? Why are you here?
307
00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:47,080
I had thoughts on
marriage and family
308
00:19:47,114 --> 00:19:49,314
which you might
find interesting.
309
00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:51,581
Yeah, but your
daughter isn't in...
310
00:19:51,849 --> 00:19:54,849
Theresa, why don't we come back en Mr.
Laritate has more time to talk.
311
00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:57,918
Here's an article about
how difficult it can be
312
00:19:57,952 --> 00:20:02,421
when two very different people get
married and now they're afraid their mother was right.
313
00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:06,091
I fixed it!
314
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,459
What took you so long?
315
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,027
Oh, would you just...
316
00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,729
OK, this is it.
317
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:15,631
Cupid, it's time to save the
day with a perfect shot at Mom.
318
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Take the shot! Go!
319
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,640
Oh, just shoot!
320
00:20:28,078 --> 00:20:29,845
Oh, no. What did you do?
321
00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:32,580
Hey, kid, did you
balance the arrow
322
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:34,448
- after you fixed it?
- Yeah.
323
00:20:34,682 --> 00:20:37,984
It felt heavy on one side,
so I took the decorations off.
324
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:43,055
You have the most beautiful eyes.
What color are they?
325
00:20:43,089 --> 00:20:46,925
Um... thank you.
eye brown, I think.
326
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,761
Yeah, they're definitely brown.
327
00:20:51,363 --> 00:20:53,098
Great. Thanks a lot, Cupid.
328
00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:55,700
Now, I'm gonna have to start
calling that old lady Mom.
329
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:58,968
I am not rubbing her feet.
330
00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:00,937
Relax. Look over there.
331
00:21:06,108 --> 00:21:10,978
Only to take you back to
the rest home, black eyes!
332
00:21:11,012 --> 00:21:15,449
My eyes aren't black. - Keep flirting
with my husband and you'll get there.
333
00:21:16,785 --> 00:21:19,020
You know, sometimes jealousy
334
00:21:19,054 --> 00:21:21,356
works better than a love arrow.
335
00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:26,129
Well, Mom and Dad didn't get back
together the way I thought, but this will work.
336
00:21:26,164 --> 00:21:30,100
Come on, Mom. Let's go hear my PE
teacher tell you how I hate to run. It'll be fun.
337
00:21:33,136 --> 00:21:35,771
You're mine.
Don't you forget that.
338
00:21:47,403 --> 00:21:51,738
So, you to tell me, he's not going to
leave until I get shot in the butt with an arrow?
339
00:21:51,773 --> 00:21:54,240
Yeah, that's right.
340
00:21:54,274 --> 00:21:57,109
I really hate magic.
Give me that.
341
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,680
Ow!
342
00:22:03,182 --> 00:22:07,817
Oh! I love you guys.
343
00:22:10,286 --> 00:22:12,287
Works for me.
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00:22:16,288 --> 00:22:26,288
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00:22:27,225 --> 00:22:30,773
Jerry! How could you let the
kids break my lamp again?
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00:22:31,105 --> 00:22:32,309
Yeah! She's back!
347
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:36,909
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