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Valco. Serves you right.
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I'm quite nervous.
You won't beat our prices.
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Can she stop that now?
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Fish and ticks.
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Red hot deals.
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We've got offers on everything
from booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two-for-ones.
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Boom!
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Fresh produce. Delivered daily.
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Am I getting paid for this?
Don't forget the Valco tick.
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Oh, Valco tick. That way.
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Serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Oh, Richard,
I really do need to talk to you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey!
Looking pretty cool there, Katie.
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Oh, right this.
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Erm, I'm just doing a temp test cos
it's so quiet in here today.
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Hold the phone!
I didn't ask you to do that.
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Did you ask her to do that, Julie?
No, I didn't.
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That, Katie,
is why you are gold dust.
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Free-thinking, initiative-taking,
dust. Made of gold.
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But I'm not here to
polish your apples, Katie.
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Have you thought any
more about joining the old
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graduate trainee scheme?
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Um, not yet. No.
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All right. But don't leave me
hangly-dangling, all right,
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because this offer is an
exploder, right?
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Right. I'm just gonna go put
these in the logbook.
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See you later.
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She's going to make someone a very
fine number two one day.
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Julie, eh?
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I suppose but,
Richard, I really need to
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talk to you about the
customer footfall.
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The figures are in and
they're awful.
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Ah, figures, shmigures.
Footfall... shmutfall.
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Oh, I know it sounds dead
weird, right,
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but I think I prefer it
when it's busy.
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Yep, I know, man.
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We could always get busy.
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Yeah, come on then.
Just don't tell the missus.
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All right, yeah. OK, well,
I won't tell her if you don't.
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Hang on, what was that all about?
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What?
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I said, "Don't tell the missus."
And you got a stiffy.
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Yeah?
We were just messing, weren't we?
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So if I said, come home and shag
your wife, what would happen?
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Same. Oh, great! Even the
thought of a wife turns you off.
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What's it going to be like
when we're actually married?
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Right, Lisa.
It's got a mind of its own.
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Lisa! It isn't my fault. Lisa.
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Oh! Thank you very much.
That's your fault, that.
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Oh, Richard, er, Julie, I...
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That really is some smashing
work there, Leighton.
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Oh, thanks a lot, Gavin. Again.
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Oh, now about your holiday
request...
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We might just
have to fill out another one.
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Oh, did I get my Bs
and Ds mixed up again?
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Just a little bit,
but i-i-it's all right.
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Um, I'll help you fill it
out again later. Thanks, Gavin.
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Gavin. Oh.
Gavin, where will I put this?
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Oh, just pop it in your locker.
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Don't be a silly man.
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I want to get them
over straight after work and then
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we can snuggle up with a bottle of
Pinot and watch Take Me Out.
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Yes? You're moving in tonight?
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Of course.
Now take this to your office.
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But I... Ah, ah, ah!
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Don't let me get
my friend Mr Bunny Rabbit out.
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He's there right in that box.
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Anna, you can't
bring livestock in to work!
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We haven't got
the relevant licensing.
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Oh, good Lord.
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He's all charged up
and rrr-rrr-rrr-raring to go.
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Aren't you Senor Bunny?
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I'll put, put it in my office.
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Gracias. Leighton come,
come and get the rest from my car.
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No! No, no, Leighton is very,
very busy at the moment.
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I'll help you with it before lunch.
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Anna, Anna, could
I please meet Mr Bunny Rabbit?
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I promise I won't tug his ears.
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You are a cheeky one!
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We've been short-listed for best
retail outlet of the year?
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Believe! The doors are switched to
manual, the landing strip is on.
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All we need to
do... is land this baby.
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Richard, this is amazing.
It's an actual dream come true.
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I feel like we've made it
to judge's houses!
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I love it.
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Oh.
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Oh! Oh, no, don't mind me. You know.
I'm not even here!
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Just a few of Anna's things.
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Don't worry, I'll make sure they're
not in anyone's way.
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Gosh, she's really moving in then?
That's quick.
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Is it? It is, isn't it?
Do you think?
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Not if it's what you want.
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Jools, we're going to need to give
this the full optic, all right.
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That's a game changer for us.
Can I leave this in your capables?
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Yes, Richard. Great. Right, I've got
to bust one to Widnes.
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It's not a green lighter yet
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but looks like they're next up
for the Better treatment.
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Lucky old Widnes.
Brian Deveraux will be delighted.
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Oh, Brian's no longer with us
I'm afraid, Gav.
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Oh, he died!
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No, retired. Big up to him.
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I've got a lot of respect for a man
who knows when he's outstayed
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his welcome, no longer needed, just
getting in everyone's way.
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Do you need anything while
I'm here, Julie?
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Um, no, I-I-I don't think so.
I'll leave you to it then.
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Oh, Gavin. Congratulations on you
and Anna moving in together.
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I'm pleased for you both.
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Yes, yes. It-it'll be fun.
Really, really... fun.
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I-I-I do just wonder
if maybe we...
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Gavin, come. We have more boxes.
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I see you. OK? I see you.
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Yes, madam, how may I help you?
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Could you tell me
if there's a Morrison's round here?
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No, I bloody can't.
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Silly cow.
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Did you hear that, Linda?
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Oh, my God, look!
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Cheeky beggar, we should tell Ian.
What's the code? Erm...
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This is a staff announcement.
Mrs Henderson in aisle four.
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Mrs Henderson in aisle four.
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Isn't Mrs Henderson a
medical emergency?
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I thought shoplifter was Mrs Dwight.
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Right. You keep your eye on him
and I'll check in the manual.
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Hurry up cos he's shopping
for a dinner party by the looks.
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Right. Here's your bucket, but
I'm not cleaning it up.
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What are you on about?
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Sick. The Mrs Henderson thing, it
means someone's chundered, dunnit?
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No.
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At least, I don't think it does.
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What's up with you, grumpy chops?
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It's only natural to get cold
feet before your wedding, you know.
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It's not his feet I'm worried about.
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Oh, I see. Do you?
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Well... no, no, I don't.
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I'm worried about, you know...
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If-if things are going to get
boring in the bedroom
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once we're married.
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Well, it's not boring in my bedroom
and I've been married 51 years.
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Every night, I sit my Alan
down on the edge of the bed,
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and I get down on me hands
and knees... And?
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I take his shoes off for him.
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Why would you do that? That's rank.
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Well, because it's my Alan
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and that's what you do for your
husband when he gets a dickey hip.
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You'll be doing the same for Colin
one day, you mark my words.
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I've done some weird shit for
Colin, but never that.
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I've got principals, you know.
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Ray? Ray? Ray? Ray Ban? Raymondo?
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I've got a
business proposition for you.
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OK. Pretend you're on Dragons' Den.
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I don't know what that is.
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Yeah, you do. Dragons' Den.
Off the telly. Dragons' Den.
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Dragon's. Den.
I-I-I don't have a telly.
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Shut up! Course you do.
I don't. I have a DVD player.
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But no telly? Why would you have a
DVD player and not have a telly?
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Just in case somebody's got a telly
but no DVD player.
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Right. Anyway, never mind that.
Just take a look at this bad boy.
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Behold.
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The fish sausage.
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Now I know what you're
going to say -
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that it's a shit idea
and no-one will ever buy it,
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but just hear me out, right?
I like it. What?
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Think it's quite a good idea.
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I knew it! I bloody knew it! Get in.
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This is a staff
announcement for Ian.
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Mrs Henderson is
still in need of attention.
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Where is she? Who? Mrs Henderson!
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She was my best teacher at school
by about seven miles.
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What are you on about? Mrs Henderson
is code for shoplifter.
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Look, it's that bloke there.
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You follow him
and I'll go and get Ian myself.
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Come on, Sue.
What? I can't...
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There he is. Ian.
I only ate one of them!
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Did you not hear the Tannoy?
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There's a shoplifter in aisle four
nicking loads of meat.
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There's not much I
can do without proof, I'm afraid.
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We saw him do it. With our eyes.
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Yeah, but it's not proceedable
unless I see him do it.
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Best to let them
make a break for the exit
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or you lose the evidence of
criminality. Ian. Up, now!
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Where is it? I've been down aisle
four and there's nothing.
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Mrs Henderson's a shoplifter,
not a fire. Are you sure?
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Yeah, we looked it up.
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So where are they then?
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Oh. That's a classic move, mate.
Nice one.
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Colin! Stop him.
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What, me? Yes!
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Stop!
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Oi! Get back here.
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Stop. Come back here!
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Gavin, stop him! He's Mrs Henderson.
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On fire?
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No! Mrs Henderson.
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Has anyone read the manual?
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Oh, Ian, my nose!
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Get off me! Get off me!
You're hurting me.
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I'm bleeding. Hold him down.
I'm trying.
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Oh, Gavin, be careful.
He might be armed.
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Oh, I think it's just sausages.
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Kill him, Gavin, with your hands!
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This is assault!
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Colin, can you just give us a hand?
Do you want us to sit on him?
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I'm not sitting on him! Someone call
the police, I'm being attacked.
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Actually, he's right.
We need to call the police.
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Oh, I'll do it!
Let me go. I've done nothing.
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What's the number? 999!
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Of course it is! Oh, what am I like?
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Er, do I need
nine for an outside line?
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Four nines.
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9999? With a nine at the start.
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No. Nine. 999.
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Right. Where do we keep the phone?
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Oh, forget it, Margaret.
We'll do it in a minute.
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I've got to pick me kids up from
school. You can't do this to me!
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We can't keep him
here until the police arrive.
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He's alarming the customers.
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What about your office? Good idea.
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Colin, get over here
and help us get him up.
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Come on, Colin!
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Come on, mate, I got you.
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Come on, mate.
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Come on.
Fine bloke, mate. Good effort.
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Right, can someone just get all
that stuff cleared up.
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And none of it is for resale.
Lord knows where it's been.
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That's it, bend forward,
keep your head between my knees.
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I-I think it should be my knees,
shouldn't it, Julie?
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Oh, yes, I always get that muddled.
I'd have made a terrible nurse.
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I don't believe it. You haven't seen
my bedside manner, yet.
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Gavin! My poor, poor darling. Oh!
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I'll leave you to it.
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Yes, you will.
Oh, my poor brave Gavin.
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You were like a matador out there.
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Oh. It was nothing really.
Anyone would have done the same.
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We should make love while your body
is alive with the moment.
238
00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:43,780
Lark Rise To Candleford, Anna!
239
00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:47,460
What? Ian is not around.
The store is unwatched, we are free.
240
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:50,340
You're right!
The store is unwatched.
241
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:54,020
What if this was just a decoy to
throw us off the scent?
242
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,580
I've got to get Ian back
on the floor,
243
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,459
it could be
like the riots all over again.
244
00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:02,019
Ian! Ian!
245
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,760
I'll take that as a no.
246
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,359
Right, Ian.
I need you back on the shop floor.
247
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:13,360
All right, but give me a call on
the talkie if he turns nasty.
248
00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,799
Do you think he might?
249
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,420
Maybe. My training's taught me
250
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,980
that shoplifters are probably
not to be trusted.
251
00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,579
No offence, mate.
252
00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:21,520
Some taken.
253
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,359
I'm sorry about your nose.
So are you the manager then?
254
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,939
Cos I'm meant to be at an important
meeting in about half an hour.
255
00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:34,160
I thought you were picking your
kids up from school?
256
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,719
I've got a meeting with their
teachers afterwards. So can I go?
257
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,339
No, you can't. You can't.
258
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,879
Now listen, the police are gonna
be here shortly
259
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,659
so you can do
all your chatting to them.
260
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,900
Good. Cos, cos
you've got nothing on me.
261
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,960
I-I-I never even made
it out the shop.
262
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:50,660
You, on the other hand, are guilty
of false imprisonment Mr...
263
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,399
Mr Gavin Strong.
264
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,100
That's enough chitchat, thank you.
And where's my stapler?
265
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,880
I was just looking at it.
Put it back.
266
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,279
So how does it work then?
This dragon thing?
267
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,680
You just go in there, tell them
you've got a really good idea
268
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,140
and ask for some money.
269
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,659
So I could say, I have an idea,
I want to paint my house?
270
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:12,740
No, it has to be
an idea for a business.
271
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,280
Oh, I get you. So I could say...
272
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:19,780
I want to own Ray's Stationery.
What's Ray's Stationery?
273
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,140
It's a new business idea where
I have a stationery shop.
274
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,460
Yeah. It's quite good, actually.
275
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,319
I don't want the ones
with cauliflower and the broccoli.
276
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,759
I-I just want broccoli.
277
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,479
Well, why don't you just take
the cauliflower out?
278
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,340
Because there'll be residue.
279
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,439
Bloody hell, suit yourself.
280
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,200
Have you got any with just
cauliflower?
281
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,920
Cos I've got a nasty broccoli
allergy... No, we don't, we just...
282
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,280
Oh, my God! Kieran! You all right?
283
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,680
God, look at you! You look really
good. Why have you come back?
284
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,599
Oh, I-I-I just came to do
some shopping,
285
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,999
they don't have
supermarkets in Newquay.
286
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,619
They just eat pasties. Really?
287
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,379
No, of course not.
288
00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,620
Oh. I've come to see you.
289
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,620
I wonder if I'll ever get married.
290
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,619
Do you want me to answer that for
you? Because I pretty much know.
291
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,700
I always wanted to marry someone
just like my mum.
292
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,779
Yeah? That's
not weird at all, is it.
293
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,220
Is Lisa like your mum? No!
294
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,599
My mum was a lazy cow who didn't
give a shit about anyone
295
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,200
but herself to be honest but erm...
296
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,780
Sorry, love, I'm closed.
297
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,640
Oh, Jesus,
Leighton, what have I done?
298
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,439
So what's it like in Newquay?
299
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,480
Oh, it's ace, you'd love it.
It's better than this place anyway.
300
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,400
Hey, it's not that bad.
301
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,459
Seriously, though,
I finish my shift at the bar,
302
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:41,999
walk straight on to the beach.
303
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,240
Brilliant. Yeah. Can you surf yet?
304
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:47,620
Oh, yeah, nearly managed to
stand up the other day.
305
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,999
I know,
I seen your photos on Facebook.
306
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,540
Oh, did you?
You didn't say anything.
307
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,760
Sorry. It's all right.
308
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,960
So if it's so brilliant,
what are you doing back here then?
309
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,260
I came back for you.
310
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,600
You're not even typing
nothing, are you?
311
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,819
I am, thank you. And some of us, you
know, we work for a living.
312
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:18,020
Don't be making judgments about me,
Gavin. You don't even know me.
313
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,179
I-I-I used to be a... a shark
just like you, then suddenly
314
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:25,700
no-one wants to buy encyclopaedias
and I'm out on my ear.
315
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:29,039
I'm sorry. You're quite right.
I shouldn't have said that.
316
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,820
Apology accepted.
317
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,679
Let's shake on it.
Come on, shake my hand.
318
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,580
Come on man shake my hand.
Come on, shake it. Yeah.
319
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,300
The police are taking their time,
aren't they?
320
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,979
Is that my watch?
321
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,900
What? I found it!
322
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,899
Your laces are undone.
323
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,819
Well, come on,
get 'em for me, will you?
324
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,699
Oh, great, Margaret was right.
It's started already!
325
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,360
Piss off and do it yourself.
326
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,599
That's exactly what my mum
used to say.
327
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,820
Say the power goes out and you need
to urgently find out about,
328
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:10,979
I dunno... the Romans.
Where do you go, huh?
329
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,039
An encyclopaedia.
330
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:17,359
An encyclopaedia. Yes, I suppose.
But, er...
331
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,779
You can't stand in the way
of progress.
332
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:22,499
You know, we've all got to
move with the times.
333
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,879
And that's exactly what I did.
334
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,780
Sometimes you've just got to know
when the game is up.
335
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:30,340
Let the next man
have his time in the sun.
336
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:35,139
Sorry, Gavin. Just wanted to check,
337
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,220
were you calling
the police or was I?
338
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,120
You were.
339
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,220
Oh. Right.
340
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,940
Bollocks.
341
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,139
Oh, just go.
342
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,799
What? Really? Oh, thanks,
mate, you won't regret this.
343
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,660
Oh, and Thomas. Yes?
Have you got my hole punch?
344
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,699
I'm sorry, I know this isn't very
romantic, is it. in here.
345
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,879
Should have got you flowers
or something.
346
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,020
I get hay-fever.
347
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,280
I didn't know that.
348
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:07,759
That and pretty much
everything else about me.
349
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,139
But, great idea, Kieran,
I'll just jack everything in
350
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:14,979
and move to Newquay and
kip on your friend Pete's sofa.
351
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:16,879
You stay there, I'll go get my coat.
352
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,459
I know this is mental
but just think about it, will you?
353
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:22,000
You're not meant to be here,
you always said that.
354
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,059
And where am I meant to be, Newquay?
355
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,919
You don't get to just walk in
and turn my life
356
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,819
upside down like that.
I've got a future here now.
357
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:33,700
A future here, in Valco?
Yeah. Are you joking?
358
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:38,019
Oh, maybe you're right, maybe
I don't know you that well at all.
359
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,940
I need to get back to work.
360
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,780
Maybe you should just leave.
361
00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:49,200
Yeah, well, maybe you're right.
I'll see ya later.
362
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,219
Here's the thing, right...
363
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,280
I don't think
we should get married, Lisa.
364
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,519
You're going to kill me, aren't you?
365
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,139
Are you serious? Yep.
366
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,900
Well, I don't want to get
married either.
367
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,780
I was just coming to say
the same thing.
368
00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:05,760
Let's not do it then, yeah.
369
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,440
We can still shag, though, right?
370
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,740
Obviously.
371
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,319
Oh. Guess we'll have to give all
the presents back. Yeah.
372
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,239
Cancel the wedding list.
373
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,600
Or not. Right, we could just wait
till the last-minute, you know,
374
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,159
like the morning of the wedding
or something.
375
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,419
Then it's too fucking late to
give them back by then.
376
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,799
You're a bloody genius,
you are!
377
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,999
A genius with a lob on.
Look at that!
378
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,860
Look at that. I've got
the key to the disabled bogs...
379
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,060
Come on. What are we waiting for?
380
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,839
Richard?
381
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,060
Oh, give me an ear job, Katie.
Tell me you're accepting my offer.
382
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,760
Well, I am actually.
383
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,280
The aces are in their places.
You won't regret this.
384
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:54,400
I'll get some graduate wheels
oiled up and in motion.
385
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:58,159
That's great news, Katie,
congratulations. Thank you.
386
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,499
I must admit, at first I doubted
you'd have the right faculties
387
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,379
but over the last few
weeks you've proved more and more
388
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:08,080
that you're management material.
Cheers.
389
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:12,420
In fact, I see quite a lot of me
in you now. Really?
390
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:15,940
Totes! Yeah. It's like you've got
a mini-me, isn't it.
391
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,259
So I have forgiven you.
392
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,500
Oh, good. What for?
393
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,879
Sorry, Gavin,
just wanted to double check.
394
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,000
It's nine for an outside line then
it's three nines or four?
395
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,019
Just forget it. I've let him go.
396
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,100
No! Gavin, why did you do that?
397
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,979
Well, I'm afraid the company protocol
wasn't followed correctly.
398
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:41,039
I mean, he hadn't passed
the point of purchase
399
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,260
so we didn't
really have a leg to stand on.
400
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,699
I tried to tell Cagney
and Lacey that at the time
401
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,440
but did they listen? No.
402
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,900
Sorry, A-Anna, you were saying...
Oh, so now he notices!
403
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,819
Are you... is this another argument?
404
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:58,020
Because, in truth, Anna, I-I-I'm
finding it very hard to keep track.
405
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,599
I am no idiot.
406
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,019
You don't want me
to move in with you, do you?
407
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:05,379
No, i-i-it's not that,
it's kind of complicated.
408
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,279
If you take the middle wardrobe,
409
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,219
where am I gonna
keep my Henry Hoover?
410
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:12,580
This isn't about Henry,
this is about us!
411
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,080
I am thinking, if you don't want me
to move in with you then
412
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,700
maybe this means you don't want me
in your life at all. Huh?
413
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:18,940
Oh, no, Anna... No!
414
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,680
Don't try to seduce me
back into your arms.
415
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:25,519
I will not have any
more of this honey trap.
416
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,160
It's over, Gavin. I am leaving you
and I am leaving this job.
417
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,780
Don't try to stop me!
418
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,300
Don't try to stop me!
419
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,200
Sorry, have I missed something again?
420
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:43,120
Anna, wait! Yes, Gavin?
421
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,900
Do you want me to pop those, er,
422
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,600
those boxes
back in your Corsa for you?
423
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:56,099
Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise.
424
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,979
Anna, just given you your marching
orders, has she?
425
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:02,180
Yes, I think so, although sometimes
it's so hard to tell.
426
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:05,039
Well, as they say,
all good things come to an end.
427
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,239
Nothing lasts for ever.
Sometimes it's better to just quit.
428
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,580
Quit while you're ahead, or if
you're not ahead, just quit anyway.
429
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:16,900
Cos when the going gets tough,
it's time for you to get going.
430
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,759
And quit.
431
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,800
Well, I'm not sure that that is
how the saying goes, Richard.
432
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,220
Well, maybe not.
But it's still good advice, innit.
433
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,939
We are still
talking about me and Anna, aren't we?
434
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,180
Laters, G.
435
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,480
Oh, oh, Leighton, do you want me
436
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:35,600
to go through that holiday
application form with you now?
437
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,680
Oh, no, it's OK.
I e-mailed it straight to HR.
438
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,300
So I didn't need you after all.
439
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,260
Oh, good. Good. That's, er...
Very glad to hear it.
440
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,400
Night then.
441
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:53,000
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