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Valco. Serves you right.
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I'm quite nervous.
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You won't beat our prices.
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Can she stop that now?
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If you get it anywhere cheaper,
I'll come round and cook it myself.
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Red hot deals.
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We've got offers on everything from
booze to biscuits.
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Loads of two for ones.
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We have fresh produce.
Delivered daily.
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Don't forget the Valco tick.
That way.
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Am I getting paid for this?
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Boom.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right.
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Valco, serves you right!
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Isn't it exciting?
We're going to be expanded!
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I must say,
I'm already bubbling with ideas.
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Oh, maybe we can finally give pet
foods its own area
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away from home baking.
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To think I said
it could never be done.
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Oh, look, there's Richard.
"CU in five"? Oh, it's text speak.
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"See you in five". Oh, God.
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Why the man can't use full sentences
on a mobile phone is beyond me.
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Oh, now, did you have any joy with
the till supervisor interviews?
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Oh, useless, the lot of them.
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Do you know who I think would be
perfect? Young Katie.
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Gavin, are you on magic mushrooms?
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I think it could be just
the push that she needs.
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Oh, I'll give her a go but I really
don't think she's ready.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's a winking face,
sticking its tongue out.
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Oh, God. What was ever wrong
with a simple "hello"?
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"Room available, NS prof pref?"
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Non-smoking professional preferred.
B.I.N.
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You want to be careful
moving in with a random.
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You've already done that once
with Emma, remember?
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Ha-ha.
I ain't got much choice, have I?
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The only offer I've had
is my mate Pete in Newquay,
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and I don't think I'm
up for the commute.
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Mate of mine, Jacko, moved
in a place he found in the paper.
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The other bloke who
lived there is all,
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"Don't look in that other room".
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Why didn't he want him
to look in the other room?
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Cos it never happened?
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That's the thing, Margaret.
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Jacko thinks to himself one night,
"Gonna have a look in there."
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So, what do you think he saw?
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A murder?
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A pile of bullshit?
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A chimp, dressed as a baby,
sleeping in a crib.
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Yeah, right!
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Swear to God.
He moved out the next day.
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Don't say you haven't been warned.
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Gavin. How's it hanging?
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Er, er, great,
thank you, Richard. Um, you?
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Amazing dot com.
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Here you are, got you a smoothie.
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Boom!
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It's a brainberry blitz.
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Thought it might help get
our brainstorming juices flowing.
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Brainberry blitz?
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I had a great chat with H.O.
yesterday.
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Everyone's creaming
themselves about Valco Better.
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Shelly's happy for me
and you to take the reins.
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Wow. That's fantastic news,
and, er, I've actually been thinking
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a little bit about how we might
revolutionise the store.
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Brilliant.
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Shoot.
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Er, well, and stop me
if you think that this is too mad,
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but what if we were to finally move
pet foods into its own section,
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away from home-baking?
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I think that could really,
really work.
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And with double points
available for the entire week,
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why not go that extra mile
and treat yourself?
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We'd also like to remind customers
all baby goods are on aisle four.
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Ah, Sue!
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Oh! You're back!
And you've got a baby!
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Aww, let me see him.
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Here he is.
Say hello to your godmother, John.
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Aww, he looks so... interesting.
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Hello, little Johnny.
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Oh, don't call him that.
You make him sound like a condom.
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Tell you what? Let's square one
this shit. Yeah. Simplify.
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Words on the wall.
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Oh, no, Richard,
you can't write on the wall!
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Spoiler alert, Gav. I just did.
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Right, I'll start us off.
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Fresh.
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Fr... Sorry, fresh?
Fresh? Fresh what?
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Just fresh.
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Right, come on, your turn, just say
whatever comes in to your head. Go!
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Moving pet food
away from home-baking.
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That one's not going in the bag.
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Bag? What bag?
The good ideas bag.
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Salmon. Salmon.
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Sole. Sole.
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Cod. C.. Cod.
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Mackerel. Mackerel.
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Monkfish. Monkfish.
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Sole...
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Oh, fiddler on the roof.
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Oh, Gav, have you got a minute?
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Well, er,
not really, Andy, I'm a bit busy.
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I've been having a think about this
expansion and I think it
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gives us a chance to make a real
statement with the meat counter.
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Oh, really. How exactly?
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We expand my area to create
the longest meat counter in Europe.
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The current longest one's in
Oggersheim, Germany. 30 metres.
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We could go 40 metres plus.
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A 40-metre meat counter?
What, with just two staff on it?
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Andy, are you out of your mind?
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No, no, I'd need a bigger team,
obviously.
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I'll stay head butcher, maybe
bring in a dozen or so new guys.
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Thank you, Andrew.
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Rest assured I shall not be passing
your idea on to Richard France.
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Fine! Let Oggersheim win! Again.
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Sole, salmon. Sole, salmon.
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Sole, salmon.
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Cod, mackerel. Cod, mackerel.
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Monkfish.
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Call me if it gets too much for you.
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This is, after all,
considerably above your skill level.
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Cheers.
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Cheers?! You can forget that
kind of talk for a start.
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Till supervisors don't say "cheers".
They say "thank you, madam".
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Thank you, madam.
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Yes, well, try and see if you can
keep it going as best you can.
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See if you can manage it for a day.
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I'll do my best... madam.
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Nice clipboard.
You my boss now, then, are you?
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No.
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Well, that's what a boss would say.
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No, it isn't.
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Er, proved my point. Typical boss.
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Anything you need, Katie,
just let me know.
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I'm happy to go the extra mile.
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You don't have to try
and impress me, Neville.
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Understood.
Still, anything at all...
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Oh, kiss arse.
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Hello.
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Hello, Kieran.
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Oh. Hi, Keith.
Is everything all right, is it?
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Oh, yeah. Brilliant.
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Can I get, er, six pork
and leek sausages, please?
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Yeah, sure.
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How's Emma?
And can I get 15 grand as well?
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Oh, I'm afraid
we don't do cashback here.
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It's all right, Margaret.
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No, I was asking Kieran,
personally, for 15 grand.
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You see, thanks to him,
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I splashed out 15 grand
on my daughter's wedding.
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Look, Keith...
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I thought it might be nice to see
some of that money back again.
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Maybe spend it cheering
m'daughter up.
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Going through
a divorce, thanks to him.
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I'm a bit confused.
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I mean,
do you want cashback or not?
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No, Margaret,
this is Keith, Emma's dad.
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Oh, hello, nice to meet you, Keith.
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If you ask at the tills, they should
let you know about the cashback.
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There you go.
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Look, I know things aren't ideal...
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Bye, Kieran. I'll see you around.
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Oh, Kieran, you've got a really
nice father-in-law.
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Bit simple, though, in't he?
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Richard, I don't think
we should have three
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people off the shop floor
at one time!
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You know, especially security.
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We could be looted!
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Aw, someone takes
a bag of rice. He gives us
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the next big idea in retail.
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Who's been looted?
Answer - the competition.
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Right, kid,
how would you make Valco better?
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Er...
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Well, we're already the best
thing in the world but, um,
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I've always thought the trolleys
were a bit boring.
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It might be more fun
if they were remote controlled.
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Remote-controlled trolleys?
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Yes, Leighton has always had a wild
imagination but...
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I love it! What are you on, kid?
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Cos whatever it is,
I want it in my smoothie.
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I'm on ?6.50 an hour.
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Ha! It's a good one, kid.
What about you, Andy?
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Er, I'm a meat man, Mr France.
Always have been, always will be.
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The one thing we don't do is meat
with ambition.
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All right, I'm listening.
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Oggersheim, Germany.
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Oh! Not that again.
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The longest meat counter in Europe.
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I say we take that title,
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make Europe's longest meat counter
right here in Warrington.
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I love it. It's headline-grabbing.
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Great pitch, A-bomb, you've just
made your way in to the bag.
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Pies. We should have more
pies in the canteen.
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We hardly ever have them.
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Maybe even a pie day
when it's just pies.
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Pie day! Top thinking!
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Gavbo, your turn!
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Oh, right. An extra four
metres of shelf space on homeware.
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If the numbers go up,
they can make a real difference.
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You need to stop thinking about the
numbers, Gav, just let go...
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Leighton? Don't tell me
you've got more gold? Yeah.
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Erm, sometimes,
I get a bit bored of the aisles
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because they're all in
straight lines.
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Maybe it'd be more fun
if we re-arranged them into a maze.
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Wow! See, that, right there,
was a wow!
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You see that, Gav?
You could learn a lot from Leighton.
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I mean,
it does take two to have a divorce.
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He's got no right coming in to
my work and having a go at me.
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I know, I know.
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I might as well just disappear,
make a fresh start.
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You need to find somewhere
else to live.
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You must have a mate with
a spare room.
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Why didn't I think of that before?!
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Cheers, Katie,
watch the counter for me, will you?
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Wait? I can't, I'm busy!
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Hey, Sue.
You brought the little'un in!
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Yeah, thought I'd come in
and show him off.
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Aw.
Let your auntie Margaret say hello.
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Oh, what a bonnie b...
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Oh, hello. D'you wanna hold him?
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Oh, no. No thank you.
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No uniforms. Brilliant.
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Cake day. Shopping in the dark.
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Someone better call Terry's
cos this is all gold.
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This bag's nearly full, guys.
Full of awesome.
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Andy? Got any suggestions?
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Er... live butchery.
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I love it. What is it?
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Right, live butchery.
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You know those cookery
demonstrations you see, where
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they teach people how to cook? It's
like that, except you butcher a pig.
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I'm sorry but I think we may have
lost touch with reality here.
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It's brilliant! Live butchery,
showing off a skill.
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See, that could really resonate with
the B and C1 River Cottagers.
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Putting them in touch with what
they're eating. Boom, Andy. Boom!
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In your face.
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Live butchery. Oh, what
the hell, let's do it today.
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What!?
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You what?
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Let's run with the idea. I'll get
you a pig, set it up at the front
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and you can do a live butchery
demonstration.
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00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:02,874
Death on the Nile!
244
00:11:03,014 --> 00:11:07,193
Are you seriously suggesting that
Andy chops up a dead pig in front of the customers?!
245
00:11:07,194 --> 00:11:10,393
It'll be great, trust me.
We'll make a real show of it.
246
00:11:10,394 --> 00:11:11,834
Eh, Andy?
247
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,374
Yeah. Brilliant.
248
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,580
I just thought, maybe
if you wanted the extra rent.
249
00:11:21,873 --> 00:11:23,792
Oh.
250
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,493
What do you mean,
Laura'd not be comfortable with it?
251
00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:29,156
You're my mates, not Emma's.
252
00:11:29,162 --> 00:11:30,602
It's not about taking sides...
253
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,473
Ah. Ready?
254
00:11:34,603 --> 00:11:37,623
Aw.
Babies are dead ugly, aren't they?
255
00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:38,668
Yeah.
256
00:11:38,746 --> 00:11:44,045
Hey, Lisa, just think, do you know
what we did this morning...
257
00:11:44,046 --> 00:11:48,346
It creates one of those.
It's amazing, innit?
258
00:11:48,526 --> 00:11:51,066
You can't get pregnant
if it goes on your back.
259
00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:53,486
Yeah.
260
00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:55,726
Sole. Sole.
261
00:11:55,806 --> 00:11:56,826
Salmon.
262
00:11:57,006 --> 00:11:57,945
Cod.
263
00:11:57,946 --> 00:11:58,926
Salmon.
264
00:11:59,006 --> 00:12:00,345
Cod.
265
00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:03,245
Mackerel. Mackerel.
266
00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:04,206
Monkfish.
267
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:08,686
Excuse me.
Where is your meat aisle?
268
00:12:08,826 --> 00:12:09,965
Oh, erm, aisle 16.
269
00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:14,125
Thank you. I'm going to get
the biggest steak for my Gavin.
270
00:12:14,126 --> 00:12:15,246
You're Anna?
271
00:12:15,326 --> 00:12:16,986
Wait, you are Julie!
272
00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:22,286
Oh, I am so glad to meet you, Julie!
273
00:12:22,446 --> 00:12:25,786
Oh, I can just tell we're going
to be best friends!
274
00:12:25,866 --> 00:12:27,226
There's my Gavin!
275
00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:31,566
Oh, what a wonderful surpri...
276
00:12:33,326 --> 00:12:36,365
Darling, I'm buying you
a steak for tonight.
277
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:38,265
Julie, as a red-blooded man,
278
00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:41,166
I feel Gavin should have at least
one steak a day.
279
00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:44,045
Although I do prefer a nice
salad from time to time.
280
00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:46,905
Gavin, I have to tell you off.
281
00:12:46,906 --> 00:12:51,406
You did not tell me
how beautiful Julie is.
282
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:53,486
Oh, that's, that's hardly fair,
283
00:12:53,626 --> 00:12:56,206
I said Julie's always turned
out very smartly.
284
00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:58,446
We should go for lunch! Now.
The three of us.
285
00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:01,305
Yeah, no, I've got a bit
of a pig emergency to deal with.
286
00:13:01,306 --> 00:13:03,246
Oh, do you need me?
With you, at your side?
287
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:04,566
No, no, no. I'll see you later.
288
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:06,585
What a wonderful surprise...
289
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,965
Oh! Me and Julie can
get to know each other better!
290
00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:11,386
We have so much to talk about.
291
00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:16,826
Have you ever butchered
a whole pig before?
292
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:19,086
Not for years. And never on my own.
293
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,985
You'll be fine, Andy.
294
00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:22,266
I'm going for a walk.
295
00:13:24,686 --> 00:13:26,746
You found somewhere to live yet,
Kieran?
296
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,645
No. To be honest I'm not sure it's
worth it, Margaret.
297
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:33,945
I thought you wanted a fresh start.
I'm not gonna get that here, am I?
298
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:38,125
I'm always gonna run in to Emma,
or her family or her friends.
299
00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:40,185
Warrington's just too small.
300
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,146
Oh, I don't know about that.
We've got a Debenhams.
301
00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:44,526
Can I help you, love?
302
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,485
Have either of you
had your breaks yet?
303
00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:51,846
Don't worry about me.
I'm happy to work through my break.
304
00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:54,605
No, no, Neville, you have to take
a break. It's law.
305
00:13:54,606 --> 00:13:58,126
Right, OK, Neville, you go at three.
Lisa, you're at half past?
306
00:13:58,266 --> 00:14:02,126
Telling me when I can and can't eat
now? God, you've changed.
307
00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:04,685
I'm just trying to
sort your breaks out.
308
00:14:04,686 --> 00:14:06,265
Is half three all right?
309
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:07,705
I wanna go at three.
310
00:14:07,706 --> 00:14:09,646
But I've just put
Neville down for three.
311
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:12,345
Don't worry about me, boss.
I'm happy to work through my break.
312
00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:13,966
I'm not your boss!
313
00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:17,486
Right, OK, Lisa, you're at three.
Neville, you're half past.
314
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,526
What a bitch.
315
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,865
How does that look?
316
00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:25,325
Amazeballs dot com.
317
00:14:25,326 --> 00:14:28,505
Please, please, Richard, for the love of
God, please don't go through with this!
318
00:14:28,506 --> 00:14:31,865
Oh, Gavin, chillax. This is what
Valco Better's all about.
319
00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:34,925
Trying things nobody's ever
done before, seeing what works.
320
00:14:34,926 --> 00:14:37,485
Yeah. There's a reason no-one's ever
butchered a whole
321
00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:39,245
pig at the front
of a supermarket before.
322
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,825
Because it's insane!
323
00:14:40,826 --> 00:14:42,445
Got your pig.
324
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:45,326
Brilliant!
Just stick her on the block, lads.
325
00:14:49,386 --> 00:14:50,446
Look at that.
326
00:14:52,026 --> 00:14:53,786
I...I... I don't know what to say.
327
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,085
This is really happening.
328
00:14:55,086 --> 00:14:57,325
Andy! Have a look at her.
329
00:14:57,326 --> 00:15:00,845
Oh, bloody hell. What you reckon?
Do you think she'll do?
330
00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:01,806
Listen.
331
00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:04,666
I've been thinking, I'm used to
handling much smaller cuts of meat.
332
00:15:04,826 --> 00:15:08,186
Maybe it'd be better if I just did
a rack of ribs or something.
333
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,566
Ribs?! No way,
we're going for spectacle.
334
00:15:11,726 --> 00:15:13,806
Come on, you should be proud,
you had a great idea.
335
00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:15,886
Yeah, but... it's massive.
336
00:15:16,006 --> 00:15:19,626
So will you be after this.
Even got your name up there.
337
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,606
You excited, Andy?
338
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:25,486
Yep.
339
00:15:25,646 --> 00:15:27,386
Sole, salmon, cod,
mackerel, monkfish.
340
00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:30,126
Sole, salmon, cod,
mackerel, monkfish.
341
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,346
Salmon, sole, cod, mackerel,
monkfish.
342
00:15:32,526 --> 00:15:34,746
Salmon, sole, cod, mackerel,
monkfish.
343
00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:37,146
Monkfish, salmon, sole,
cod, mackerel.
344
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:40,025
Monkfish, salmon, sole,
cod, mackerel.
345
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,646
All done.
346
00:15:41,806 --> 00:15:44,586
Anyway, erm, there are the tills,
so I'll leave you to it.
347
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,946
Nice to meet you, Anna.
348
00:15:46,106 --> 00:15:48,685
Oh, so great to meet you, Julie.
349
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:52,206
I honestly feel like I have met
a sister today.
350
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,625
Really?
351
00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:57,165
All my life I have wanted
a much older sister.
352
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,546
Now I have one.
353
00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:07,245
Katie.
354
00:16:07,246 --> 00:16:09,286
Right, I have got a bone to
pick with you.
355
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,045
I have looked like a right tit
with this walkie-talkie
356
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:14,765
and clipboard all day
and you have not took the piss.
357
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,325
Are you ill? I need to talk to you.
358
00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:19,566
All right. What's up?
359
00:16:19,726 --> 00:16:20,846
I'm going to Newquay.
360
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:26,266
What the hell? How long for?
Well, I dunno.
361
00:16:26,446 --> 00:16:28,986
I spoke to my mate, Pete. He said
I can stay as long as I like.
362
00:16:29,146 --> 00:16:31,045
Bloody hell, Kieran?
I need to get away.
363
00:16:31,046 --> 00:16:33,646
Yeah, yeah, but running away.
I mean, that won't change anything.
364
00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:35,046
I dunno what else to do.
365
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:39,066
So that's it, then? You're leaving?
366
00:16:39,226 --> 00:16:43,726
I mean, do you care about anyone
other than yourself? Like me?
367
00:16:45,646 --> 00:16:46,746
I don't want you to go.
368
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:51,706
I'm sorry. I've gotta to do this.
369
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:56,686
Thanks a lot, Kieran.
370
00:17:02,286 --> 00:17:05,646
Salmon, cod, mackerel. Sole,
sole, sole, sole, sole, sole, sole.
371
00:17:05,786 --> 00:17:08,045
Sole. sole, salmon,
sole, sole, salmon.
372
00:17:08,046 --> 00:17:09,786
Monkfish, monkfish, monkfish.
373
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:11,865
Sole, salmon, salmon, sole.
374
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:12,846
Salmon, sole.
375
00:17:15,006 --> 00:17:16,186
Mackerel.
376
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:19,726
Right. Well... Here we go.
377
00:17:19,886 --> 00:17:23,866
Now, the first thing we need to do
when we're butchering a pig...
378
00:17:23,986 --> 00:17:27,066
is to split the abdomen
all the way down...
379
00:17:28,186 --> 00:17:31,946
which allows us to remove
the guts.
380
00:17:32,006 --> 00:17:35,086
You know what, I'm just going to
get a bigger knife.
381
00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:43,085
So, we need to, we
need to get a big enough section
382
00:17:43,086 --> 00:17:47,246
that we can remove the guts,
without tainting the meat.
383
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:49,806
Oh, there we go, yeah...
384
00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:55,246
Oh, God. It stinks.
Let me just get inside.
385
00:17:55,326 --> 00:17:57,946
OK, now, what I've done...
386
00:17:59,886 --> 00:18:02,606
What I've done there, is just
caught the membrane.
387
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:06,905
Have I got to ask you
if I can go home now?!
388
00:18:06,906 --> 00:18:08,526
I'm really not in the mood
today, Lisa.
389
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:11,405
Oh, Katie, how did you get on today?
Yeah, fine.
390
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:12,825
Julie, she was a star.
391
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,445
Oh, shut up, Neville.
392
00:18:14,446 --> 00:18:16,345
Well, I suppose there were no
disasters
393
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,766
but I'm still not convinced you've
got the right attitude.
394
00:18:18,926 --> 00:18:20,906
Yeah, her attitude's been
dead rubbish, Julie.
395
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,706
Oh, just shut up! Shut up,
all right?!
396
00:18:23,866 --> 00:18:26,265
I don't care if you're a mate,
I'm having a shit day, and I've
397
00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:28,986
nothing but grief from you and
you're not speaking to me like that!
398
00:18:29,146 --> 00:18:31,865
All right!? All right.
399
00:18:31,866 --> 00:18:33,006
Soz.
400
00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:41,485
Why did the man destroy
a pig, Mummy?
401
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,786
I don't know, darling.
I really don't know.
402
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:49,786
You all right?
403
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:53,166
Well, that was a disaster.
Ah, disaster's harsh, Gav.
404
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:57,146
Just didn't work out. In my book,
that's a learning experience.
405
00:18:57,226 --> 00:18:59,385
Oh, yeah! What did we learn?
406
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:01,786
Not to destroy a pig in front of all
the customers?
407
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,546
I already knew that.
408
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,106
How could there
so much bone in one pig?
409
00:19:06,286 --> 00:19:11,385
Look, we tried something, it didn't
work, we'll try something else.
410
00:19:11,386 --> 00:19:13,646
That's what Valco Better is
all about.
411
00:19:13,806 --> 00:19:18,106
Right, catch you tomorrow, might do
another brainstorming blitz.
412
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:20,506
Catch you laters.
413
00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:24,046
Oh, erm, don't forget your,
your ideas bag. Good, he's gone.
414
00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:26,446
I'm sorry I made you throw up.
415
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,426
You ruined a perfectly good
pig, Andrew.
416
00:19:30,506 --> 00:19:33,306
There wasn't even anything usable.
417
00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:36,846
The eyes. I can still see the eyes.
418
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:43,246
Yeah, don't ask.
419
00:19:43,326 --> 00:19:46,586
So, er... Anna got away OK, did she?
420
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,525
Oh, yes, yes, super.
421
00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:51,705
She's erm...
She's very different to Barbara.
422
00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,946
Not at all the sort of woman
I'd have put you with.
423
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,526
Oh, she makes me
feel ten years younger.
424
00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:58,606
Yes, she's very... Spanish.
425
00:19:58,686 --> 00:20:00,046
You know, Gavin,
426
00:20:00,186 --> 00:20:03,085
there's nothing wrong with a man
sowing his wild oats but...
427
00:20:03,086 --> 00:20:06,606
Ah, Julie I just think your about to
cross the work/personal life line
428
00:20:06,766 --> 00:20:09,325
so shall we just leave it at that?
429
00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:11,406
Oh, I'm sorry, Gavin.
430
00:20:13,486 --> 00:20:15,066
Have a good evening, Julie.
431
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:18,926
You too. Enjoy your steak.
432
00:20:23,866 --> 00:20:25,786
It won't be the same without you.
433
00:20:26,966 --> 00:20:28,685
Probably only be for a few months.
434
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,585
Will you write to me?
435
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:33,965
Write? I'll text.
436
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,366
Oh, I don't do texts.
You never know who's reading them.
437
00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:41,946
I'll miss you, buggerlugs.
438
00:20:42,106 --> 00:20:43,326
Oh, don't give me those eyes.
439
00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:47,886
Come here. Come here, you.
440
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,286
Ah, mate, that hurts.
441
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,865
Sorry, got something in my eye.
442
00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,606
Oh, mate, you're going
to have me going.
443
00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:05,466
Bit of pig bone. Look.
Right in the corner.
444
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:12,875
So that's 30. There's
your receipt and your change.
445
00:21:13,075 --> 00:21:14,175
Thank you.
446
00:21:14,225 --> 00:21:18,775
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